#li/lia

[neopronouns-in-action]

Neopronouns in Action #043: When in Doubt, Leave Gifts

Neopronouns: li/lia/lias/liaself which follow the same rules as he/him/his/himself

Replace he with li

Replace him with lia

Replace his with lias

Replace himself with liaself

EX:

"He is going to adopt a new puppy soon, as soon as he gets a fence set up around his yard so the puppy can go outside without him having to walk it. His uncle is going to help set up the fence, since he has a set of power tools he’s letting him use, since he lost his. He's going to buy toys and train the puppy himself.”

Becomes:

"Li is going to adopt a new puppy soon, as soon as li gets a fence set up around lias yard so the puppy can go outside without lia having to walk it. Lias uncle is going to help set up the fence, since he has a set of power tools he’s letting lia use, since li lost lias. Li's going to buy toys and train the puppy liaself.”

___

There was something uniquely terrifying about knowing a feral superhero was hiding underneath your car, just a few feet away.

There was maybe fifty feet from the steps of the front door to the dumpster at the end of the parking lot. Neva had only realized that Kytin was hiding under lias car after li'd gotten more than halfway across the parking lot with the heavy trashbag over lias shoulder.

If Kytin had held still, Neva probably wouldn't have realized that she was there. But she had moved as li got closer to the car, and even though the shadows under the car were deep in the quickly falling twilight, it was enough to attract Neva's attention, and lias eyes were sharp enough, even in the darkness, to pick out the tell-tale pattern of black, red, and white stripes on Kytin's exoskeleton.

Li hadn't frozen or jumped or anything, no, it was sheer force of trained habit that kept lia walking casually towards the dumpster. Li spent her free time taking pictures of wildlife, and most of the time, if you acted like you hadn't seen them yet, they wouldn't flee, which would give lia enough time to get lias camera out and take pictures as long as li did it casually enough.

Sometimes it worked, sometimes it didn't.

But this time, li didn't have lias camera, and this was not a brown thrasher or a deer, or a bluejay. No, no, this was Kytin. Kytin. Hiding under lias car. Hiding from lia. Afraid of lia, just as she was afraid of all other people, besides her partners, Nightshock and Vyper.

If Kytin was here, did that mean the other two were nearby?

Li tried to keep lias cool and continue acting natural as li approached the dumpster, hesitating for a few heart beats before slowing lias pace, and calling out, more halfheartedly than usual, in a song-songing tone, “If there's any animals in the dumpster, watch out, I'm gonna put trash in there, I don't want to scare you...”

There came no sudden rustlings of plastic, or bangs as a startled animal sprinted away. Nor were there any ominous clicking noises from under the car li knew Kytin was hiding. Or at least, where Kytin had been hiding. Who knew? Maybe she was stalking up behing lia right now –

But the parking lot was silent, except for the high buzz of a cicada up in the oaks and willows, and, willing lias heart to slow down to a normal rate, li shoved the trashbag through the already open sliding door, chanting a mental prayer to the guardian stars that it wouldn't turn out that Nightshock or Vyper were for some reason hiding inside the dumpster.

Li already had raccoons and opossums getting into the trash, li didn't want to have to worry about accidentally hitting one of the local superheroes in the face with a bag of dirty cat litter.

When li pulled the dumpster door shut and was finally able to turn around, it was to find an empty parking lot waiting for lia, no angry, feral superhero waiting to meet lias gaze before li would meet lias death.

Why Kytin would want to kill lia, li couldn't actually come up with a good reason. There really was no reason, it was just creepy as heck to realize someone was watching you from under a car in a dark parking lot at 1AM.

Li began the walk back from the dumpster, and passed by the car li'd noticed Kytin hiding under the first time.

To lias relief, Kytin was still there. It would have been even more unnerving if she'd disappeared. If you at least knew where she was, that meant she wasn't sneaking up behind you or something.

It was hard to tell with the shadows, but li thought Kytin had relaxed a little bit, maybe looked a little less stressed out. Or maybe that was just wishful thinking.

Li got back to the front door and inside lias house with no problem. A minute or two later, li emerged again, just long enough to sit a basket of hard-boiled eggs in the middle of the grass, halfway between the parking lot and the front door, with a cardboard sign in front of it with a hastily drawn symbol for “giving” scribbled on it in marker.

When morning dawned at 11AM, li peeked through the kitchen window, then went out to collect the now empty basket, the cardboard sign now flipped upside down in the grass in the direction of lias house, weighed down with a palm-sized, white and grey striped rock that sparkled in the sunlight.

The news that day covered the story of the destruction of American Timberline, the logging company that had been trying to bulldoze ancient guardian trees on the far side of the city.

The owner of the company had been found dead in his office from one of Vyper's bites. All the logging trucks were overturned, their tires in shreds, all the tools that would have been turned against the trees reduced to shreds of useless metal. The “Reforesters”were now violently rebelling against their programming, defending the forest keepers from the police and Timberline-funded mercenaries who had been trying to force a way past them to make way for the bulldozers for months.

The news was live, so li got to watch first hand as one of the Reforesters ripped a picket sign, which read, “I want to be a homeowner” out of one of the mercenaries hands, and hit him repeatedly over the head with it until he turned and stumbled away to the illusion of safety in the fleeing crowd of cops.

That news segment ended when Vyper, Nightshock, and Kytin suddenly appeared out of the edge of the forest, leading the charge of what seemed to be hundreds of deer, foxes, raccoons, birds, and too many insects to count. The stampede parted around the forest keepers and Reforesters (and journalists) like water, and bowled over the cops and mercenaries without mercy. The broadcast cut off when Kytin began one of her songs, so that the picture dropped almost immediately into static.

Yeah, li was going to have to make some more hard-boiled eggs to leave out tonight...

[mwahbabe]

drop more loser!Chloe content and my life is urs

loser!chloe headcanons

tags: fluff, gf!chloe, switch!chloe, nsfw, cunnilingus(r! recieving) (c!recieving) strap on sex, (r!recieving) (c! recieving) scissoring/tribbing, perv!chloe.

a/n: you got it baybee!! omg i need her so bad it’s not a joke nomo😩

✦ loser! chloe who was so scared to hold your hand when you first started dating, doing that pinky thing, inching it closer to yours while you were sitting together or would brush her hand against yours while you’re walking together.

✦ then hesitantly takes your hand and acts nonchalant until seeing your sweet smile and she gives you a goofy grin.

✦ when you started getting closer and more comfortable around each other she just spoils you.

✦ is such a sweet girl.

✦ we’ve seen how she is with those she cares about and trusts

✦ acts like the badass tough punk lesbian but when seeing a hot chic can’t even form a sentence.

✦ once before she met you ofc when a tatted up girl at a concert wearing little to nothing came to ask her where the bathroom was she was standing there with this dumb look on her face before pointing in the direction of it and then proceeded to walk into someone when she turned back around😭😭

✦ still has her “gee wizz that’s my girlfriend? awesome!” moments when she sees you. especially when you’re undressing or getting ready.

✦ sends you stupid memes while you’re in class/at work

✦ like the ones that are so random and unfunny to the point they are funny😭 and the “feeling sad rn send boob pics” ones.

✦ and she sends you stuff that she thinks you will find funny.

✦ was a weird kid in middle school.

✦ argues with little kids on minecraft servers.

✦ golden retriever gf. she will do anything for you and whenever. oh your dvd players broken? all of a sudden she’s a handywoman. you need a specific snack at 3am when it’s raining? she’s getting in the car.

✦ soooo puppy coded. just- look at her. puppy eyed masc.

✦ the type to burn a cd for you with songs that remind her of you.

✦ has tried to pierce herself but couldn’t handle the pain.

✦ 100% tried to act tough during her tattoo but whimpered the whole time.

✦ definitely watched those creepypasta internet videos when she was 13-14 and max got scared while she pretended they didn’t scare her but couldn’t sleep for weeks.

✦ was secretly a fan of monster high even if she had barbie dolls growing up. thought they were all hot. and def had a crush on clawdeen. cuz she’s a lesbian in love with her bsf? lol get it?

✦ her instagram is probably so empty except for a profile picture of a dumb shark meme she just hasn’t bothered changing. and maybe posts once a month and somehow has lots of followers.

✦ definately loves sharks because they’re “badass and eat people”

✦ but it’s so fitting because they’re actually so misunderstood and seen as mean and aggressive but are mostly just sea puppies

nsfw

✦ loser!chloe who absolutely begs to eat you out. she loves it. will have her face buried between your thighs for hours.

“please babe… c’mon just one more? please?”

✦ gets so carried away she forgets you’re overstimulated, she just enjoys eating your pussy so much.

✦ even came in her pants from your sounds and the taste of you alone.

✦ loves when you ride her face. she doesn’t care if she can’t breathe. just sit on it. breathing is overrated anyway.

✦ loser!chloe who cums too fast during tribbing and has to pull away and eat your pussy a little before putting your leg back over her shoulder so she won’t cum before you.

✦ such a loser she steals stuff of yours, like bracelets, lipgloss, hair ties, …your panties from the laundry hamper.

✦ sniffs them while her fingers are pumping in and out of her cunt that’s embarrassingly soaked. her eyes rolling back as her cunt clamps down on her fingers smelling the fabric before putting it back acting like nothing happened.

✦ SERVICE TOP!!!

✦ loves making you feel good. it’s her purpose. her job. and she’s damn good at it. round after round of turning you into a mess gives her a sense of pride and like she’s doing right and making the love of her life feel good and satisfied.

✦ gets off on you getting off.

✦ if you’re a pillow princess she love love loves you.

✦ lay there and look pretty with your legs spread or over her shoulders orr on your stomach face down ass up while her strap is buried in you? absofuckinglutely.

✦ this girl is a whimperer. idc. she has pretty moans and gets embarrassed by it especially how she moans like she’s the one being pleasured when fucking you.

✦ loserrrr chloe who has wet dreams about you while you’re sleeping next to her and has to rub one out and muffle her moans and whimpers to not wake you.

✦ if you’re more of a dominant person she also loves you.

✦ sub chloe is so needy and such a brat<3

✦ when you eat her out she’s a mess. trying to conceal her moans letting out grunts and covering her mouth until she gets close and these pretty whines and groans come from her as she cums all over your face.

✦ when you first use the strap on her, she gets so flustered at how slutty she sounds as the toy slides in and out of her and the angle you’re fucking her in making her lose her mind.

✦ then will deny anything she said or how she sounded if you bring it up.

“shut up! you’re such an ass.”

✦ yea her loser ass loves you<33

[aethelwyneleigh27]

Ex-Boyfriend John Price MiniFic

Thinking of your ex-boyfriend John Price seeing you again for the first time after a nasty break-up that essentially didn't go as planned by him.

You knew what you were getting into when entering a relationship with a man who was a workaholic. You knew it was always a priority but you never thought that it had to be an ultimatum between you and that, clearly you were an idiot to think you were more important.

If only you hadn't asked his friend, why was he prolonging his time with you if his decision was set to end it with you when he got the promotion? What exactly would change in that short amount of time?

That night ended in screams, no matter how much John tried to tell you he loves you, it fell on deaf ears. "Actions speak louder than words" was always the saying and you know what? That applies to this, it applies to everything he's ever made you felt and the lack of exchange.

You tried so hardly to not discredit the past, but maybe he just used you. He only tolerated your love like it's a minor convenience for him, you were already there, it's not like he could be picky on who chooses to take care of him.

But who cares right? That was three years ago and you two live separate lives now. John was out there doing god knows what with his colleagues drinking his nights away as he took another woman in bed every night in hopes to drown you out his mind.

If it wasn't for his friend's influence that one drunken night, John wouldn't have said yes to attending a black-tie event. Wasn't ever his thing really, fancy settings with stuffy clothes.

He tried to fit in as far as he could, pretending to stare at whatever painting or sculpture he can spot when in reality no thoughts or feelings except one thing.

He was never one to appreciate or understand what most art try to convey but he once knew someone who did. This was a place you would've thrived in and maybe some part of him wanted you to be there, some sick joke life was playing really.

His whole body froze right as he knew it. There you were, that silk baby pink dress that just made you glow paired with that white fur shawl that he remembers you showed off to him. How adorable you were telling him that it caught your eye and might be useful at a formal event.

Something he thought he'd only ever see in his dreams again.

Barely blinking as you stared at the painting mounted on the wall with this golden frame, you expression deep in thought yet your eyes were glassed with admiration.

What does he do? Without thinking, he stepped forward in hopes that his body would be strong enough to be able to approach you.

He was about to when.. a man approaches you, embracing you from behind. You were caught of guard but you quickly realize who it was and it was clear to John what your familiarity was with this man.

The image of the man burying his face on the nape of your neck was more than enough to cruelly twist the knife in his heart that's been lodged there for the past 3 years.

Those three words uttered by the man, loud enough for John to hear, the same one you'd always tell him but he rarely returned for a reason he himself is unaware of.

The sound of the camera clicks snapped Price out of his trance, paparazzi, who wouldn't want to capture an intimate, romantic moment between a couple who both happened to be rich?

He couldn't do anything to fix this even if he tried, for all he knew you were now in the arms of a influential, dangerous man who would destroy John's life if he wanted to. He gulps, not knowing what to do..

My CoD Masterlist

A/n: Was this inspired by that one scene from Twisted LIes?? Idk what you're talking about 👀 ALSO DON'T SPOIL ME, I'M ONLY HALFWAY THROUGH THE BOOK

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[auuwmk]

i made this on my flight (im supposed to be asleep oops)

[elif-in-wonderland]

Queen of Books, Jennifer Lynn Barnes was born on 19 October. So, happy birthday to the most brilliant author!!! I can’t wait for all the upcoming books 🎂❤️

[daryj]

fria

30.04.2024

capas para doação aqui

[artifex-nb-2000]

sending me mixed signals

up ,

down,

left,

right,

all around

the rollercoaster

are you here with me on the ride

or are you just buying the ticket

am I alone on this ride

are you just watching

I need a hand to hold

this ride is scary

I'm getting nauseous

I want to get off this ride

but it won't stop

N.B.

🌻

[lighthousepigeons]

Adrian: Why is Kirill crying?

Sasha: He took a "Which Rina Kent man are you?"

Adrian: And?

Sasha: He got Damien.

[latinfeline]

oops

i seem to have forgotten that you can't just be nice on romance club

[where-the-wind-travels]

dreamed about lia last night (and actually as mia. not like my previous dream about abel where i was just myself 😭) what a wonderful way to start pride month

[wolfytae-exe]

You wake up in the middle of the night to a cold bed.

Where did he go? You questioned to yourself

Checking the alarm clock, it read 3:33 am

Damn..

It probably isn’t your business, but you still forced yourself to get up, and search for your missing person

You looked around for him to see where he could’ve gone. After 10 minutes you eventually gave up. Again, it probably wasn’t your business of where he was

You check you phone to check the time, 3:33 am it still read

…that’s weird.

Deciding to go back to bed, you made your way back to your room. But before you could make to your destination, you heard the sound heavy breathing coming from a different room of the house

A room you haven’t checked

A room you don’t remember existing

This would get you killed in horror movies, but with caution and out of curiosity you entered the room very quietly.

It was dark, the only light being the orange street light aluminating throgh the small window in the room

Trying to be aware of your surroundings, the heavy comes from

“Kai?”

In the corner of the room was your dearest “boyfriend” Kai. The very sweet boy you met at your local library. A sweet gentlemen that you trusted with your life. He took you on dates, bought you nice things, and even stole your lovely chastity. Your sweet “boyfriend”, in the corner, heavy breathing

Confused, you tried Reading the clock on the wall, 3:33 am

???

Barely in a whisper, you called his name again,

“Kai?”

He was shaking, back facing you, sounds a mix of breathing and whimpering

What’s gotten into him?

“…Kai?”

“So…hungry…” he moaned “not…yet…maybe…no…”

You wanted to help him. To comfort your “boyfriend” from what was haunting his soul. You can’t just stand there! He’s fighting demons!

…No.

He IS the demon

His soft brown curls shifting to his blonde hair, which then those roots started melting into black, horns slowly growing from his head, his posture was fixed, and his whimpers then turned into laughter

He still didn’t know you were behind him, well that’s what you thought was the truth.

He’s been with you too long for him to easily smell you and recognize you.

“Y/n…” he drags your name in a playful tone but still having his back facing you

You took few steps back away from him. You wanted to believe this was all a nightmare, that this strange entity wasn’t your “boyfriend” and that you weren’t awake at all

Looking at the clock again, 3:33 am

See? The time hasn’t changed!! This must be a dream! Right!

…Right?

“Y/nnnnn” he called your name again “I know you’re thereeeeee” He dragged his sentence again

Taking more steps back, close to where you can reach the doorknob, you gently try to open the door and escape from whatever this entity was, trying to impersonate your man

“Where are you going?”

You paused as you heard his question. Turning around, from the corner you found him in you turned around to see him staring right at you with the most sinister smile you would ever encountered in your life

You tried to scream, but before your octave could come out he launched himself at you. Pushing you down to the floor, your back facing him now, he found himself breathing right by your ear,

He then whispered to you, what could be the last words you’ll ever hear before you lose all of your humanity

“i…must…feed…”

3:33 am

- Lia’s 🧚‍♀️ anon

OH MY GOD???? 🧚‍♀️ ANON CALM DOWN BEFORE I STEAL YOU CAUSE CAUSE CAU💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

real shit though the time not changing is so fucking trippy in a situation like that, omg imagine it was just a dream but when she wakes up huening rolls over next to her all sleepy, blonde hair messy like it’s so normal to look that way UGHWVDJWKEBKDO i love making these men manipulative and evil thank you for your service.

[aroaceofthesea]

Vale podem parlar del ferran no recordava que fos tan increible lhome aquest

Spoilers en els tags obviament

[mwahbabe]

˖⁺‧₊ ˚✧ my lil brainstorm/ideas list ˚ ⋆ ☆

chloe price ☠︎⋆₊♰.

sfw

❥ baby stoner reader!getting high with her for the first time

❥ chloe x stem! reader headcanons

❥ comforting chloe after a nightmare

❥ chloe comforting you after a nightmare

❥ cuddles & wake n bake with her (drabble)

nsfw

❥ chloe fucking you after a concert

❥ teasing her <3

❥ loser!chloe headcanons

❥ loser!chloe loves eating you out

❥ chloe x bartender! reader

❥ chloe x onlyfans model headcanons

❥ mechanic!chloe x reader

max caulfield ⋆𖦹⚡︎

sfw

❥ being her muse

❥ coffee date with her

❥ max x mean!reader with a soft spot for her<3

nsfw

❥ max being your spicy photographer

❥ sleepover with her

rachel amber ⋆⭒˚.⋆

sfw

❥ her doing your makeup

❥ rachel x stem reader headcanons

❥ rachel x masc reader headcanons

❥ rachel x hyper-femme reader headcanons

nsfw

❥ angry sex with rachel after an argument

❥ tribbing with rachel

❥ “study” session

❥ rachel with an onlyfans model! reader

❥ ellie williams ☄︎. *. ⋆

sfw

❥ loser ellie headcanons

❥ loser ellie with popular! gf reader

nsfw

❥ friends to lovers

❥ loser!ellie loves eating you out

❥ ellie x pillow princess! reader

❥ ellie x camgirl! reader

❥ ellie x mean!reader with soft spot for her

❥ ellie x stripper! reader

❥ being dealer! ellie’s favourite

❥ inmate! ellie x inmate! reader

abby anderson ‧₊ ⟢․⁺

sfw

❥ cuddles with abby (drabble)

❥ movie night with her & ellie (ellabs)

❥ short reader with abby headcanons

nsfw

❥ helping her unwind

❥ car sex with her before a party (drabble)

❥ older! abby x reader

❥ abby helping you work out

❥ prison guard! abby x inmate! reader

vi ✦°．•

❥ vi + abby being your workout coaches

[aethelwyneleigh27]

Cheater!Ghost x Reader Angst fic anyone?

(The other man will be the reader's love interest)

I AM OBSESSED WITH THE TWISTED SERIES' MALE MCs 😭

If y'all have any other ideas, leave them in the replies. However there are certain characters that I cannot get the characterization quite right.

[cavewolf]

in my first playthrough of baldur's gate 3 when i got to act 3 for the first time, it was after a short break, so i'd forgotten some details. i remember seeing rolan again and my character failed the automatic insight check, i failed the irl insight check, and astutely concluded that "hey this guy's an asshole i hate him"

[bringbackwendellvaughn]