#level up to mommy

[gottagetgogottagetattahere]

Knives is such a hypocrite and a liar and he lies most of all to himself and i hate him but i also love it. Bro's so coked up on copium all the time.

Claims to be doing it all for the sake of Plants, then arguably takes away their agency and freedom way more than humans ever could. Claims to be doing it for his brother and literally ruins his brother's life in every possible turn. Claims humanity never learns from their mistakes and it literally takes dying for him to stop doubling down on his bullshit. the medical abuse done unto tesla horrified him so much and yet he is directly responsible to the same abuse being subjected to countless of children.

Given the chance, I would love to be his sleep paralysis demon. i do not think I could fix him, but I think I can drive him to early retirement from super villainy.

[raviollies]

A whisper, a gust of an all-too alluring voice can be felt against Blythe's ears, as if the Devil Herself loomed over her bedside

[thismommyisforreal]

It’s my birthday 😄🎉 🏝 🌞

[annabelle--cane]

I'm crazy I'm crazy I'm crazy

[thesilverlady]

Knowing there some leaks about Aemond's breastfeeding scene with the brothel madam bc he got a boner for his mom i have to thank Ryan's galaxy brain for this writing choice 🙏 if that's happened to be actually true i will now rest knowing that the constant Aemond's wank from this fandom will stop, and he will went down from being the #1 pretty bad boy of the fandom to nothing but a degenerate freak in their eyes🙏🙏

You're underestimating the fandom freaks (affectionate) who are gonna embrace him, anon! 😂 But in all seriousness, I've already seen people swearing up and down that aemond is and will remain dutiful and loyal to his family. So dunno if him having a mommy kink/lusting after alicent is gonna shake them much.

Anyways, if that leak is real I imagine some uwu moral aemondwives might get upset and find someone to blame. The strong ones will remain by either embracing his little thing or ignoring it. (Just like it's done with Aegon being a rapist in both book&show)

After having seen the first episode and witnessing Ryan's galaxy brain in writing once more I fully expect it to happen.

[rhineposting]

saw someone unironically saying "rhinedottir fed nigredo to durin to make nigredo grow better and stronger because durin's stomach is actually nurturing like hummus 😊😊😊" god if you're up there can you revoke this person's rights to speak about rhinedottir, or any morally questionable girlboss for that matter. if you can't accept that a lady had her son swallow her other son whole then just move onto characters who are actually nice instead of rewriting the actually not so good characters to fit your imaginary narrative better.

[anonymocha]

How it started vs How it went…

This game changed my life and art direction I think. Waow!!! Thank you Reverse 1999!!!

[petrichor-moss-and-lightning]

screaming crying throwing up

[VIDEO ID: Joy Wang is standing in front of a car, facing her mother, Evelyn Wang. The scene is dark, with minimal lighting from the left side of the frame. Joy is crying as she asks Evelyn, “why not go somewhere where your — where your daughter is more than just this”. She laughs ruefully as the camera turns to see Evelyn looking saddened. END ID]

[redr0sewrites]

I need to know, I’ve looked for a while and can’t find anything (unless I’m just bad at looking) about what Lute’s height is. I’m just curious since she wifey and I wanna know her height. Do you have like a headcannon for her height?

I THINK SHES BETWEEN 6FT AND 7FT TALL !!!!

ok so bear with me here, but in these photos next to adam, she's roughly 2-3 heads shorter than him, so she's roughly 2-3 feet shorter. we know that adam is roughly 9-10 feet tall, so it would fit that she's probably around 6-7 ft tall.

plus, here is a comparison of vaggie and charlie's height. here, vaggie only just reaches charlie's shoulder. we know that charlie is 6,5, and vaggie is probably around a foot shorter than her.

in this photo vaggie roughly reaches lute's shoulder, putting her at about a foot shorter than lute. using this info we can assume that charlie and lute are relatively close in height. the perspective makes it appear as though vaggie is standing closer to the viewer so we can attribute that to the fact that she's slightly taller compared to lute when compared to charlie.

i sadly couldn't find a comparison of lute and charlie next to eachother, but i've overall come to the conslusion that lute is around 6 to 7 ft tall (maybe 6,5?).

my 5,2 ass would absolutely climb her like a tree btw.

[umemiyan]

thinking about previous conversations on ‘guys who are weird about your teeth’… ok so… what if i kinda wanna be weird about teeth too? what if i wanna inspect my boy’s mouth, grip his chin, press on his tongue, thumb over his canines to feel the points?? run my fingers all up in there like he’s a fuckin animal??? and he has to just sit there and let me but it’s okay because he knows i won’t hurt him

[olszewskisworld]

Request picture 💙

[llitchilitchi]

i call most of my irl friends babygirl and they called me daddy/mommy and had to stop because other people were like "guys wtf"

yall should double down and make it a bit

[rosesradio]

another toy commercial :/

[inflammatory]

Prolonged exposure to my teacher has expanded the space in my heart for bitchy woman English teachers. They dont even need to have a je ne sais quoi. Just straight up evil

[fideidefenswhore]

What do you think Alison Weird's personal ranking of the Six Wives is?

God, I hope that's not a typo 😂

This sounds familiar, have I answered this before...? Maybe I need to make a FAQ page.

Can say with fair confidence, because I've read many of her interviews, because apparently I am a masochist that likes to give myself rage headaches, her ranking (from favorite to least is): COA, JS, CParr, Anna of Cleves, KH, and AB.

Funnily enough, I think AB fell and JS rose in her estimation in the last decade or so, in older interviews she really seemed to have more disdain for the latter ( "I wrote a biography of Jane Seymour myself in the 80s, but it wasn’t very long [...] What more is there to say or know about her? I don’t find her a very sympathetic character.") Not to say views can't change, but it's weird in some sense because it seems like her newfound appreciation is not really based on any...new appraisal of evidence? And the same for her newfound disdain (Anne 'loved Elizabeth intensely' --> 'Anne had gender disappointment syndrome', which seems nastily specific, like, even if she did come across contemporary accounts that make it seem like Anne 'fades' a bit after Elizabeth's birth which, it doesn't seem she did, why that in particular and not like, postpartum depression, instead...?)

[voidthewanderer]

Welp, nothing like getting overwhelmed by cleaning because heaven forbid you put one (1) item in the hall so it’s out of the way. We’ve gotta throw a temper tantrum for it because we’re trying to pick fights left and right today.