#everything everywhere all the time

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Oh James Hong, you’re a treasure

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Everything Everywhere All At Once (2022) dir. Daniel Kwan, Daniel Scheinert

[yeahiwasintheshit]

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ROUND 3: STICK (ground) VS WAYMOND WANG (everything everywhere all at once

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Monday March 13.

The Oscars.

Ahh, The Oscars. It's the most magical night, unless you're Hugh Grant, and the awards season done and dusted for another year. The gowns are back in wardrobes, the suits back with their tailors, and the little shiny golden man trophies away in cabinets, stored away to gather dust. But it was a rather special way to go out with one of the most diverse #oscars in recent memory—particularly for Asian and Asian American representation. And it was, of course, a very big night for Everything Everywhere All at Once with a *massive* motherflippin seven awards, including best actress for the mighty Michelle Yeoh. She becomes only the second woman of color to win the award after Halle Berry back in 2002. “For all the little boys and girls who look like me watching tonight this is a beacon of hope and possibility,” she said, before adding: “Ladies, don’t ever let anyone tell you you are past your prime.” 

It was quite a night and a memorable #oscars that celebrated diversity, and not slapping people in the face onstage. Naturally, Tumblr paid its very own paid tribute with an array of shitposts, memes, and gifs in honor of award season's special night.  

[undeadromcom]

the bagel as a metaphor for emptiness is very interesting to me because bagels don’t have holes

okay, yes they do, they have an empty space in the middle. i know that. but unlike donuts, which have the middle removed, bagels are created round. they’re shaped that way. there was never any middle missing to begin with. there’s no Absence of a Thing, which is broadly what a hole defines

so in the context of media having holes and bagels it’s… interesting. i like it a lot of eeaao i think it makes the metaphor even more prominent. a hole that isn’t a hole. a perceived emptiness defined by the matter around it

[lostangelnights]

Everything Everywhere All At Once and Abbott Elementary got they foot on everybody neck rn

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[hamiltonforpowerpoint]

Me trying to explain to the Spiderverse/EEAAO fans that their one more multiversal bagel but it was an everything bagel eaten by a talking subway rat who was actually a cursed man and a shitty father

[ya-no-la-quiero]

Everything Everywhere All at Once / Dan Kwan, Daniel Scheinert

[miroimirage]

I made some earrings!!

I made The Professor from hit Web Series™ Puppet History by Watcher for a friend

I had a ton of googly eyes leftover from when I made my own Marcel the Shell with Shoes On (INCREDIBLE FILM I cried and I love it do much) , so I also made EEAAO earrings! The rocks are literal pebbles (I'm also thinking of eventually making myself some Marcel earrings.... I have so many leftover shells too, I'd just have to find what to make the shoes out of)

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Everything Everywhere All at Once (2022) dir. Daniel Scheinert, Daniel Kwan

[mushroomwater]

Everything Everywhere All At Once (2022) dir. Daniel Kwan, Daniel Scheinert

[pebble-of-gold]

WOO 2023

Lets talk about my top 10 films that came out in 2022! I watched a lot of films last year!

1. Everything everywhere all at once

I could write essays on this movie but putting it simply I watched this film in theatres 5 times. There was nothing in this movie that dissapointed me. Its an incredible example of nihilism vs existentialism and I cried 3/5 times i saw it. I now own it on dvd.

2. Bullet train

Bullet train I saw ever so slightly less coming in at 4 cinema visits! Fantastic visuals and soundtrack. Wonderful casting and a fabulously written script! One of my favourite examples of a film that is just fun to watch. I'll be honest on the 3rd and 4th time I was a bit bored but theres not as much going on to rewatch as EEAAO.

3. Black panther: Wakanda forever

I started crying and I dont know if I stopped? An incredibly touching tribute to Chadwick Boseman and a heartbreaking reminder of who we've lost. I think this is the best marvel movie since endgame honestly.

4. The unbearable weight of massive talent

Nick Cage is unironically one of my favourite actors and him and pedro pascal have created an amazing piece of media here. It is so funny and thats all it needs to be! Its just 2 guys getting to know eachother. Fair enough theres some action and spy shit going on but with that removed it is just pure fun.

5. NOPE

A slightly controversial one I know, However, I will never get over the wacky inflatable arm tube men. Im not even joking. They are what made me want to see the film in the first place! No but an excellent example of terror vs fear and a perfect film to discuss questions like "how far should you go for the shot" and issues like exploitation of animals.

6. Three thousand years of longing.

First and foremost its Tilda Swinton and Idris Elba enough said. This movie is gorgeous. The cinematography is beautiful and the costumes the makeup the set design the props my word they did not dissapoint! The message of the film is largely isolation but also behind that theres a sense of love is eternal and how much would you do for love. I couldn't recommend this film more.

7. Matilda

Ok this one is the music and choreography for me. It's a fun film and i loce the set design for it. The costume for mrs wormwood is to die for and I want it all. Theres not a huge moral like the others on the list its a good example of what goes around comes around and good prevails. The camerawork is amazing too.

8. The Menu

Everyone in this film is an awful person EXCEPT Anya Taylor Joy's Character and I live for it. The pacing is wonderful, the camerawork again fantastic and the characterisation!!! There is so much tension and it keeps building until you reach the climax its a wonderful. I like to think the film is about anti capitalism and the death of creatives due to the preassure of critics.

9. The banshees of inisherin

My favourite type of media is where nothing happens but SO MUCH happens. (Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are dead is a wonderful example of this) and Banshees is an amazing example of that. At its core its about loss and lobelyness. Plus It has a RELATIVELY ACCURATE autistic character and thats my favourite part.

10. Don't worry darling

DON'T BOO ME DON'T YOU DARE. OK I ENJOYED IT. SOMEONE HAD TO! HARRY'S ACTING WASN'T EVEN THAT BAD YES IT COULD HAVE BEEN BETTER BUT THERE WAS SO MUCH SHIT GOING ON CAN YOU BLAME HIM! plus I was living for the drama of DWD and no it was not at all about feminism or the female orgasm but it was about control and it was a fantastic film to showcase that.

Honorable mentions go to:

Where the crawdads sing, Batman, The bad guys, Sing 2, violent night, JJK:0, Multiverse of madness.

Thor does not get an honorable mention and I will not see avatar 2 because I want it to flop.

[the-diary-of-a-moody-teenager]

If i had a nickel for every time a bagel had an important role in shaping the multi-verse , i would have two nickels which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice .

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