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theyuseifan · 2 years ago
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so I guess the lettuce won again?
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your-mighty-words-astound-me · 11 months ago
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im going to hit you with a bus 💖
things are heating up in the lettuce fandom!!
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tired-biscuit · 9 months ago
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ok this is kind of tmi but I feel so seen by what you said about the masturbating thing 😭 like fingering is nice but. I just can nawt finish from it myself. Anyways thank you for all you do in the world of 2d anime men and supplying us lettuce. Each time I see lettuce I will thank you like Jesus before a meal. Peace and love forever and ever
Also humping supremacy 💪💪💪
WE HUMP FOR THE DOPAMINE!!!!!!
no but fr, i just can’t satisfy myself with my own fingers……… like when mr. biscuit does it, it’s different, but when i do it i’m just like i need my pillow disjwsjdh
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libidomechanica · 7 months ago
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Should drown herself in Neptunes palace of flowers
A curtal sonnet sequence
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Not ardent Lovers Hearts the father. Under the wood so cool and soon there did glow. Had sown: with smiles? Without pity till the dark. We prison-wall, to tend the munificent House of Shalott. And seems no longer time; for some sort, I can not wake at dawn surprised at first time hath shee vanish’d. Always I long halloo! And Betty’s standing grace the precious metal was heard his restless Titan hiccup or to be said: the Blessed.
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From underneath his death, a rake turn’d to hiccups in his furrows airy, beneath his mouth opens four time the dwarf took pity. Tortures hot breath and merely firing, heavily the loom she saw them glide, and binds iron thorns and there, leaue me in the rampart, these birds sang out in clouds that doth blow, Wi’ Johnny all night it was rich.— The world such thousand thought on: in ev’ry Eye was wonder in thee, Theocritus, wha matches?
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I wanna be the soft embalmer of this t’ ye: I touch’d the Persian sentence, we remember and cheerfulness they bore; is raking with opens her mouth cushions for a trance; his snow-white steed. Or him three weeks in cups of fire, and the world of our artillery at the sky is blue, syne blinding back again. Built with firm foot, doth unlock its deep joy to say. I’m happier people’s banquet of my own door is used up.
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Or explain it. Knows what Erin calls, in her grey-headed faithfu’ and kittens, he chose frequent Cups prolong’d the Pacha with the Cards. I die; I thought, product and the Doric monster of despair with rope of silk inlaid table to see the ground stone forgets to peace? Of impulse, which thyself the World, but not know that good intent, for Thou art insensible of all. And how she was he to do but hunker down, their order?
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I must choose for what we are no longer- lived, and waked to my mistress, pretty child, to lights.—Come—this wretch me euen Stellaes grace in such occasions, now be brought with new-born god; Follow, well for this is what can I do? In thy creation did decrees! And plucked the dark locks, and weaves of silent all? Bellow the shaped his blessing thee; tho’ worlds to cross, join with the Mother Eve, who could ever so as none to love is below.
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Rascals, being so very friend, you say. With those every where. Thou art of a landscape to mine eyes, and China’s Earth to roam! He knew so well as the Mens Wits against the lettuce loved by men. Heard melodist, unwearied, I bade him a few hours afterwards. Upon his face was pictured image? The little, some warm eve finds—no Word of grace, as say that here her other columns of a Clouded weather, down to Camelot.
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A symphonies, like doctor’s door she was Lord and ev’ry other men borrow, sit by this the happy once and a forky Beard; and swell’d. But now I chase eternal motions, hissing is done as something, words, and the chair she says tomorrow and one moment’s good after that flows from him: You will make his facetious time she’s at the fool, the naked for fifty yards of cord and half drown’d in delights, and than delighted Skies.
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Tu-who; tu-whit, tu-who! Nor earth and Morning air. Refuse and with their reason for a distances straightwayes my life he strove to have a secrets, haply I may not bent towards; ’twas very silly to gild refined gold, the morning—the please to glide to the rising Fire. Of defiance ’gainst the level plain, and shadow, had foretelling breasts, have power lov’d an unknown and sceptre like Homer’s spright if it brings his weekly bills.
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Tu-who; tu-whit, tu-who! Or his Supremacy. Then from Camelot. And your thread most excess might seem’d lighter were. Still as the storms, the Blaze of Day, the Sylph too fondly interwove their cribs of old-lipp’d Fate a thought, produced by vanity. Whose have a kind of flame, where all we can say of care of Nature, or three present that stark alien surface at the wet wings of stick nailed cross-legg’d, with Samian wine! Let none of you!
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Not till Thou have not seen: for three leathern thongs, where you be a dumb one, write odes on the horizon’s brink a gallanted; yet the splash and seems no longer dreamboat when I am with a ghost. With just that other tucked in the snow hath retreating shall not destroyer yet to times ocean meet, and fire according to steal and trembling street these sulphury revels, that glitter the grey-headed East is hard to a wet blanket.
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And who can blame him? Like a fate, or distance the dell, and, coming from hanging happen to you to their spiritual sweetly on the great Sea-King bow’d himself in my recollection, having no sad songs in sheer astonishment is very weel aff but one hour by glance, in Juan’s look, even a rag like dervises, whose sacred mount up, and past. High defiance ’gainst the innocence which makes all the memory, I would be.
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He—being a man: the Chaplain where the fault at last it takes it best friend three lives were made her them to strives by weakenesse to reproving; or plung’d for darkness grope: we did not more imprudent grown a man of broken, sweeter! Many have joys of reasoning wings, the present that overlook’d down to thy great round his spirit? Though God in His perversity for ever blaze, while some take Physick, others’ temper ruin’d pride.
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Whose tomb fair Lesley, return’d into her shapes of posting,—and the Nymphs, and Dæmons heal us o heal us I would love first conceits, but old Susan’s grim Justice goes out from Molwitz deign’d to note the tavern song—flower o’ the sickle, hour; who had been hard promised. Mocks married at a trick to perplext, Oh God! And bawled the earth, are treasure, fluttering in her Breasts with him it never saw sad men who sends to the Empress!
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Gripped tight, closer—one day they twitch’d his stiff as bees gorge full of chalk, a wood-coal or the little lily with more glad in laurels at the blue sky prevailing; there’s a stream that hides your elegance, which I still environ the bridle tongues were grown hectic, are purchase female family is a fine to eat&see their shaggy jaws. Him in tones are all bloom of Foreign country houses and mourners of those can tell? Broken sky.
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The approach’d a Victim dy’d, spite of solid fire and gazed into distant electric current or a bomb, and throng his room, take away on every springs aspire; and once, and years logs into the different: desire with a star, and when I am weary’d with the bumpers a third: Our mistress? While the mill: but if, both for some, or the love them forget you put for your lover which bright; for in life in which hate nor end.
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If single dragon? The Brightest Eyes, and raised loud long before me stood winged Love, I am full of solitude. Reversing thence but some certainty of being bitten by the Well of vesper bell’s that new regen’rate in silence decay. On such occasions: not a mother would ease: hear me, and clattered the ceaseless, sub-marine tears, surpass’d, but busks his shrieks were greenwood echoes, save the will I gladly to surprise.
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More interior talus of the hour! Thrown himself comprised with wand’ring in the pretty pilfering been used to music lest it so. Sleepy arms have had made them nigher to travelers three, I bow full of glass; he does not so wistful eye; the westland wild men will be a symphonies, like to laugh at a fall to one descride in Marses livery prison throw the same a shadow, soon he fades, unseen leavest me in!
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Power I had been to bed. Hath lesse cursed the greater, where you in this Morning pure and the day, to the greasy hempen band of the hope of shadow flits before his mourners of this moment’s violently we went, and pour’d as the shapes, and Heroins Shouts confus’d nor saw: tho’ this world, for ever rust if you pat it and look into pieces. For thou hast my clasp, never find its king, a subject to no praise: hate to view the Field.
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When we wonderful how that you have no private place of Lucy’s feet. More the hand, asleep, where away that I can say this: I fell into a heavens, and fann’d into eyes of love paternal motions from the balmy air, and rushed upon misprision grew the moon, there he had brought quickens Lovers fill with your far gone hips, whose heads never rust if you cannot move your own hearts do in that is left. A minutes hast thou, Cruel!
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When a man it is not much pique myself, hands and should be, to draw his magian fish through unfathom’d brine, until she smil’d? State: when I’m indoors and bud about the room is turning-star’s about a warm of his life is the Beauty puts on all its ears be shed an urn of tears, I pray you flie from the sever’d parching ruins he saw— a taste. Your midriff of despair. The noise of passing him in; oft blind my sovereign mistress!
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And thought she ever would find others know, that light thee. On earth, you send a hush with all its glare, should but been, she replied: No! An Angel came: below the Spirit animal awesome I would not understanding out on the desperate in short, and such trial John Bull’s partial treason, renegado rigour, are like most important things, the Ground, i, in the flower bloom, too, of every sight, thy nature’s agonising voice!
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Their music and spill their sinne of you do. And secret House that beauty? Nor bound it and shall not weaned till onward weightless Mortals! For pity and slowly through thou wilt leaves. Of the little red jewel in the right holes. A son was born in joy that when the forest, and heav’nly Breast reclin’d, he ask’d the heau’n did moue, they treated, ’ as the least, even awe, just a presence of poets— so we say; a life that in Desarts bloom and die.
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Tell me, Love were red Vesuvius load. He was woven curious Tasks assign’d, by Laws Eternal, I could feel something ne’ertheless t is the cords of corn bows all in danger, left his Desert for the lute. Aye, ’bove there. As one wide home of this was queen; but scarcely rose much care, did misse. And then this destiny! Or swans upon his cheeks delicious and dregs of stick nailed crosswise, or, what matters Deaths around me from pain.
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Tis but a Vice and day-long blessed spot for grief, however, Heaven the fountains and gay; but I shall be led by women; certain light on a wild stag she floated by thee were widows, Lady, were the one eludes, must practice my absent—mindedness, memory and hid him in his poor breath. Grow, if thy sweet heavenward. In winter’s wood, that the lake in this Morning, right to show his orders, love allows its sorrow: who knows!
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Above an entomologist in that was swaying with mournful Glance Sir Foole! Yet some nine or two that I have yet many shrewd disasters that blessed idleness spread but as it goes. What, brothers’ beds’ revenues of thine: see how far this fierce that harbor At last I saw her mouth it’s … well, what is clasp—a glowing than any Kurd more shak’d thyself there his mould; so beautiful multitude a nectar mist: they mocked the storm.
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This, e’re Phœbus rose, he had past that they seem love the praise the generall tearmes, to play a plait the tower, and she me caught the empty Air. There did lie.—A taking of a garden, that looked on his fancy to run; at night her call me Papa. Flung here between us, I am all that I cannot guess. Not for any kinship with a friends as well’s below. And Betty’s heart to know my own rage and cleaned our desire!
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And singing to a marriages; for none can settled his dripping heavy, but fainter wandering with blush of corn bows all in dust, his great caus’d Suspicion when it shows but half-wise; susan, we must his glory, and she is near; ’ and hear? We two pails of Medici, i’ the first day when the peaceful is every street the thing. When I cast by the children call, and softens, and a drum, and I admired;— ave Maria!
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At a longed-for distant shrinking, doth use you reached out, and staggering about him, address’d his way to love, to all new techniques for it was freed, and slow, and the smell; or whether, and goes by, scarcely after a drowsy frowzy poem, and they treated, and at every one, in wise Minervaes paths of azure mirth, it kissed me. When the coachman that my tongue was this same slender acacia would fail. Where will I gladly die?
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Stirrup fiddle-faddle; but never come! The mazy web she still survive. That the dreary death? The knuckles—they unclasp’d—I caught torments there is betwixt Nature’s agonising voice! Excuse me not, from mortals Levity may deem, too gentle mind has thy gentleman, you’d better, or as rhymes. Between your nose where been induced to its huge sea-marks; vanward stray’d, my heart, endymion from Camelot: and the whole and reset.
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There will make no more its Honour in a clear from whence could not be long, till Pan and Jove had either care hath no less might classical profiles, and can ye thus my suit repel? Their loves in bloody sword of Death and tried to the pony glancing Muscovite— the grounded to have his prize. Supposed to the language part soft like an odor because he saves the white dress for your crueltie; your feet ripples as uninvolved as warm starfish.
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Some fold the wheat and true, like Roses than foe: whom self-caged Passions to give? His muse made the sound of Bow; sooner read, but at the water love the world. In the loom she made no spoil; serene, the Fair, as careless nerves, just as long captive Trumps, and saw, with Pow’rs combat with a red, red rose in and cold, to be a good deal more like waterfall, at poore me likewise mighty reason to be diseased ere a word. Desiring you.
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Will scarcely can recall, like death not my soules; come wait on hir whom thou shalt remain, which, if the midst of men: and thus expression, glowing maid. Arose a noise of harmonizes heart in other life will not die. When a woman’s transient veil her face my hoarder, as you beside! Caesarean fortress stood tree or turned, shepherd’s crook. The Skies, while I go by, not unattended; in whose head of orient pearls, whose little man.
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Down a Ray of Light in light is more astonishment complain to lose the Prize, expos’d the inconvenience to shun their nuptials, for saving such as pea and serious proue, onely vnto the rest were no crime. Thus went across the turtles all for betters. Do not the dying late and Juan was over and grange, but he wouldn’t you wake, sleepy one? My head, and abused the blessing his hands and I must confest, but I shall live!
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And sherbets of revenge falls, and Noons, her Hands are torn apart, robbing and gay, and I’ve broken urn, for which made him not go gentle work boots. On burnish’d her Cheek to glow seem’d to be done? Abstracted guise enforced, at the tins, and rears though evening fact! Lest unawares I bleede. The ceaseless sunrise, dart: with pride; when some bright goes with undefiled. And to the twin brothers plait the more rosy flood is whirl’d. May hear of Heavens!
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Into higher title, and such like the nobler and his own goddess: while hers, I’m the painful warriors; brazen bell. Distortions of my true spirit ditties of nation he waged, in vengeance be content, but the Seven Sleepers’ den? And now they richly wrought, with many a graceful use of this fond of Wisdom cut and she wore, come deckt with blunt and walked with bade my Julia’s breast A king sate on rusty hinges here: ’ but No!
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Upon the same a shadow of a dreadful night he had none, but at his florid race even for different grenadiers. Adorn, when she says, inditing a death produced when I cross glared o’er his heel seized fast, who came as if upon parade. Not for a distant Northerns blow; and the least, reversing these secret all your electric current paths be alwaies seene; or without delay across that the Veil thy Heaven help me!
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—Yet for her tragic sights come out sometimes a day. Wisdom never ran away, like the comfort shew? The least part Tis but to shun their door. Who swell and clothed our human nakedness, chaste liaison of slaughters I need to teach strange to find Endymion, over the head to leave a blank, never agree the foam, from the pirouettes to rome? And she me caught in vain; for instance, if a mighty flurrying the ghosts, his slow- chapt power.
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Scythe to me, though the gloomy Cave of the moon’s? Strike, and one hand its fellow, well for very first did she did pass, an odours pluck thee back, with Ho! If any Evill did Lucy climb but never again the meeting Power shrink away from the purest hut them. Tale more rosy veils mantling the river he flashing blocks, when bloody rest. For Lov’d and blue, that overcast a glance—like sleeping, the king Neptune; and thine and play.
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Over thighs, when Husbands and shaking, unto the round about o’erwhelming water- side, singing a stay, since all other cheek. Last lover—all, all of thee—I am too near the happy, happy, happy, happy,— happy in the sea, born long ere they? Some share in Arms the Nymph opprest, her hidden face of Lucy Gray upon the Well of vict’ry in your bones with Samian and Johnson took their breast: look into the square again!
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Point after that August you were but my good too soon we checker’d as if nursing fit against the scaffolds the Pyre, and the path I cannot rouse come hither, Thither, cripple would suffer&becomes a ballad or romance assistance. Either chanting cheek the large eyes beguiled, and maiden fancies scum, and dry. All uncurl’d: pr’ythee quit this I know that bravely boy, who in thy show! Dying, that a barrack’s state before its fruit.
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Yea, in there was a day. I were God and their scales is delight. No apples fall about? No Entranced in a valley; let the sky full many a groan, yellow’s got to his darling Care; let Spades. The conflict o’er, vibrate to Fame, and the lips that sicken to starts and cries, and bring here; the ins and pain to get to your paine, make them. But these dishes of thy creatures. Shape when you return the corner when we passed over me.
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Though all deflower’d Elysium to be in your rimes, running sit, in everywhere. A wondrous Vases, and Betty’s in a cold whiten, aspens shiver. And one good friend or to spare. Radiant Lock to gain her revolves, the onset come in after- loss: ah, do not grieves me his jacket as we speed towards the same—a mirror blue the knights of reason due. It is an awful Beauty from the throng made a point me out empty.
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A love is one. Gave him her drooping Head, his only grasps in Polly Stewart,—o lovely as a wart. Then, Sir, awful topic— but t is not true! Without you, sir, and bids her thoughts in his last actions the sad faced unto throw the armies would but been, she whisk’d again, fair Nymphs, and guest. Long Susan moans, poor good night you have never came before us lie deserts that passes the silent all? And light Coquettes to rome?
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Than Pleasure the flowers, like a rivell’d hair, and told her: As I came a hurry. Upon your setting my sighs: and we knew a man loves a man, to whom you so cross to reach things in the water-fall she Smiles of gossamer you’llfind ten thou dost bless every Law that yearning stream to some breasts must surely that held the water, most naturally some Sylphs withdrew, to Proculus alone is single soul need not curse, high Muses!
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My tears doesn’t come may to a lily with nicest care; and so both project reach’d; and what Sexes and the Lady of Shame. Their ferocities produces that changed the holy fane of what was all. And scrambling crescent-curve, close o’ day. Shines so bright portal to the true temptation to the plural number matins, or, mind you, after they, beyond the groan of the stairs: and wind- flowers, and Time reduces frail man, what my tongue.
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And up and down Armies in Romances, neatly gilt. With naked foot stalking a slumbers, lull’d with me, the painful warrior famous slumbers, lull’d with Fillets struck at his sickle, proving who dislike to a life that I should rob their claes, or brew fierce complain, and hair. Hail, Poesie! Our Mother’s fingers, one by night. Now moved him of his Beams lanch’d on like a child will bring, with Ismail— hapless in her teens. Pulling on like that would quake.
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And it and loud the wrong; and bare, and will remain, which some antique book, the rear diminishing not perceived it was strong tresses; all probably too having done it, to die—thus the old, but none wanting here; the top of the sad, second column, thought to find my boat danc’d in nature’s art harmonious, underneath the history; but weep the stories are sweet in her Ear his should have what were near. To gild refined gold, the small hips.
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Of sanctuary splendor be confess. Thou God of Love’s great; so that our history ran. He was chang’d, how it falls like Thunder on their colors, lightest, come to your marvelousness will down in its gulf a fitting gradual swell’d poisonous about the trees bring it down yon cup of Samian wine! The land, heedless of her pleasure may brag we hae a lass there’s nothing, or both Armies to paint any one, we dropt with him?
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And the black dull-gurgling phial: groan’d one and carried by the garland was wonder, Mr. Him, a blue halo of flies as I sing Euphelia’s prais’d his rapture to the destroy thee were of old smokers, of charms of a Prude, or lose his state, in search of the vine in fear of heavy groan. Strange enough can I admit no shadowes your hand shakes full oft, while some hundred though grief without him, but while some bold seer in a hurry.
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Forget there’s spright and go, and watch’d for joy in flowers aboon will mourn, till the deaf cold whatever Spirits from her she sits, as if all her like what, if given for command—whether I will fall, and curse. As your evil eye and now doth roam the clime, the mazy web she whisk’d against my heart not for grief are, and years old. We quaffs, to her head with more than life, the dark cave, the hands that thought to say, creates and the Doctor!
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Were living who dislike to a Sybarite’s more lily-feminine you, love. Women who give the world within our household gods protege; while the waters shone ever this scroll in prisoners, dividing the foreign Tyrants, and oft-times through unfathom’d brine, until their brother Lippo for all that was held in. And that night by night long, and wak’d his own crown, with lightning- swift the melting hoar-frost wets the different men have?
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This momentum, the tender pulling pin, over crisp hairs, they call no eye with his morning I come, and now she’s gone a smile. While the floods and faithfullest bread they think scorn of life, and to the rosebud garden and daring Spoil. And then departures hot breathed—the rest of cup and watch not the fireside with oyle of burning slowly twins emerge exhausted, nor friend or foes, I sketches of others, replicate and Johnny?
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Or I, whom Thirst like a year or buck, he enjoy’d the cops. Clothes to pray; who watch the fuming Liquors glide, like prolific of melancholy Sprights repair: soft o’er they track’d them. Till Pan and thine airy flower it blaws, it fa’s, and rubbish. I put, he puff’d his horse, out at him. Day; but straws, come hither, the day we ran off the front: yet now, if thou gavest it, else mistaking; so thy grant it was not in woe, or like a dryad.
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Come though shadows of fortune sha’na steer thee; thou wilt leaves you biblically. A longdrawn carol, mournful surgeon’s careful mark, I shape of grated orris-root when you hear? His magian fish through the hunter’s wood, the two rings, all deckt with homage to destroyer yet had made her lip thou hadst never tell the soul, or wring his own at times in the sky but for your belly, soft and blaze, and the shadow of a foe to rear thee.
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Cold does it within my boyhood, every soldiers for there are more modest, took an humbler ranges of what we love cuckoo! Such convert time he promises, and spill their lids so oft are soon she says, inditing a death once more she is full sea glazed with tall grass after long-hair’d creature, as warm starfish. And dreadful wind, nor, in this honey bag from mortal who can tell to chime their Mind, how your bones lie in a light of dread.
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Thought to the Gazers sight? And thistledown, express skimming indent of Vapors and fall to one but to Salámán did obeisance, and babe and man, when fee’d ill, he lied with shower of beauty of love! He gave a costly bribe to guerdon silence and am beloved. My times sleeping: half a hint of fear, sorrow and steps for the things rushed upon the brute that circumstance of War! Of faith, for what is so late? And boys!
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For as he sings a solitary Child. But neither side some cause being a virtue much to rue, and commiseration which did your rivulet’s light, and house, and Particolour’d phantasy; for I heard nor sorrow, the Bells she gingled, and through billows:-when lo! I probably ignored youngster here comes to Hoyle: the hand Look you, now, as who should I speak in vain. Know this instantly leans her mind that make me with -Built nest.
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Nine times. Wad belang the shadow a new hoe. We know right too fearful sign of filthy darkness—I can one pretty—I never lonely death? Now I come: so, like a madhouse my heart always with the tides: now with you better lot they hang a man whose nod in prose: and the road runs by and there, swan-like, let me be your green trees all round and led the assault on Patience, as say that ought and snow, speak gently pats the Fawn at play!
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He chose frequent toil all for very Garments few, a tempting fruit, o let me in night, and you tell us Johnny, till my cup; the fierce arm, signing his own quickened ears, when thought we were one things, the only grasps in Polly Stewart, there is no church do what red Hell his gardener’s gloves a man who love to spare, till she Smiles, nor follow, thou art Greater part of the Justice goes beneath the name a pear, or is it done so cold.
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Or say that keep not to see his orders, also crime. Occur, thou do’st go hence unto his quarter on earth, from Eves fairest face the most terrible hammer-blows. And what thought, of all euils, cradled me swifter than anything bigger room contains us both, two pails of silver, for the savage deeds like rain, while peace but in the little head with labyrinth in his lot; the night, and your heart; for this is she, wherein I fry?
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My heart, these we men and no wave of those lips, and said and maiden fancies be. Put out broad clear-cut face, counting be, or long green for the finger: but these am I, and you are my lips I’ll love is that white girls. And there were we: the Spring, the blackest Winter night her skinnes the knee; count it crimes dropped, and who were killed a thing God invents: that’s feeding from hill the moon that shining frank she left them to the Sun first were they?
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Was withered; next look upon him three young as he sung the wheeled in the Light invaded me when thine heart skimming in a lighter were still, though I never taste Bohea! And take a latest hour of thy most worthy to wear out of early skies; so even if spring conscious of them they spake, and the Riches throng made a vow to shield, I stole their Pride, might seem a worthless fellow’s simply good fame, for what is left behind thee!
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She stops, she should die, but little Booke where ? That one eager early birds come through the Eyes of Man, they say no more than she, you get about me now with tears. What pleasing gradual to a tempest rage, clench my teeth o’ time must go, and I want’s the census taker know if e’er to costive Lap- Dog gave Disease, viewed from its prison wall and gay, but chiefly those frequent rainy morrow, come into it—that you do like him run.
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Their miscarriage rarely wanted but the thing heartbeat felt by a fire enough to support a man. And gives a new Disease. And wine; but, having as the armies would pass our feet dispers’d in one extremest fit I plung’d in Light. My mouth will you find him in tones were cold bleak air. Peace upon the foremost three, memphis, and on my brow— it felt by a patience. But the bottom, to save a secret all disputes of trumpet heard!
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It favors neither sex nor age in sorrow by their careful mark, I shall meet; she is full oft, while Juan is sent off with Heav’n are cause of Christian mother of peace but interpos’d; fate urge, as, to my o’er-sweeten’d soul; and left hand stream bore her other men borrow, they homeward sense my desolation, or redeeming reached the grave a blank, never was done: and steady stony glance on would forgetfulness. These unwonted way.
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What would be afraid I pout when ladies, save the charm applied—the bands or France, the degradation. But care for the blood might foot, go a double steps; and a fearful things were his darling Care; though all deserving equally east-wind keen eye would lend shutting, wine, and how silence, mounted our city and now unshaken like a temper amorous, harmless damage through the altar-piece they still kept their shafts of stick to me.
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Many have sugar’d Shírín’s Lip the Head- dress of a lover’s sigh. But when there such religion poetry ends like Thee. She cried.—A merry meeting of the Skies. Last Love, which in Beauty;—Mortal must be confess with one Apple wonne to look down to Caledonian lines; nae gowden streams be free of all euils, cradle thee naked for every frowns are finish’d hand in the sun as human passions to impart, and in Face.
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jokerislandgirl32 · 2 years ago
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I…I…I LOVE THIS, omg, he looks so evil, so terrifying, so threatening. This is the Zach we need, we love, and we deserve.
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The inventor himself, Zach Varmitech
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marleysfinest · 1 year ago
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1, 3, 10 for your ask game ❤️
ahhhh thank u anon and I'm sorry this took a long time to answer!!!
chipotle order?
honestly as much as I love a burrito I'm a slut for a good burrito bowl. I don't have a chipotle in my city but we have an equivalent AND I've been to one in london and I usually get carnitas, white rice, black beans, lettuce, cheese, guac, and put some hot sauce on at the very end. damn now I'm hungry
a specific colour that gives you the ick?
there really isn't one specific colour I don't think. maybe some variations of orange that I wouldn't touch
on a plane, do you ask for apple or orange juice?
orange always!!! oj supremacy imo
specific asks uwu
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rjalker · 2 years ago
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if you think the solution to world hunger is to grow lettuce in skyscrapers and steaks in laboratories, rather than overthrowing capitalism, white supremacy, and colonization, you haven't thought about this problem hard enough.
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nettles-bo-bettles · 4 years ago
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Two Plus Two Equals Five
Third Person POV: It had been three years since Marinette had moved to Gotham City to study design at Gotham Academy. As usual she went to one of her favorite coffee shops in Gotham so she could get some energy after pulling all nighters for the past month and just living off of coffee. After walking 6 blocks from her apartment she got to the coffee shop, Loca Mocha (Ty Sabs). She went inside and ordered her usual, a six shot latte with cream, whipped cream on top and salted caramel sauce drizzled across the top (idk if that would actually taste good but I don’t drink coffee so don’t mind me). She went to find a seat and was unsuccessful until she found a free table in the far back of the coffee shop, however, someone else was looking at the same table at the same time as her and they ended up bumping into each other while not paying attention and heading towards the same table.
“Sorry sorry, I’m insanely clumsy.”
“No it’s alright, I wasn’t looking where I was going.” “That makes two of us, I should’ve paid more attention. I’m Marinette by the way.”
“I should’ve paid more attention too. I’m Tim, it’s nice to meet you Marinette.”
“So I guess we both just had our eyes on the table huh?” “Yeah.”
“Should we just sit together then? There’s no other empty tables or seats.”
“That’d probably be easiest.”
“I have an order for a Marinette, six shot latte, with cream, whipped cream on top and salted caramel sauce drizzled on the top,” one of the baristas yelled. “I should go get that, I’ll be right back.”
‘She seems like an interesting person, I kind of want to get to know her’ Tim thought. Marinette came back to the table and sat down, Tim already had his coffee since he had ordered before Marinette came into the shop. Marinette was about to pull out her laptop to start working when Tim stopped her. She looked at him confused,
“I- I wanted to get to know you better before the both of us have to leave,” he said nervously.
“Oh, I supposed I understand that,” she said and put her laptop away.
“So, what are your hobbies?” Tim asked her.
“Well, I love designing. It's my passion and dream to be a designer and I’ve been doing it my whole life so I guess I could count that as a hobby. I also bake a lot, my parents are bakers so I’ve been taught by the pros,” she said, the last part with a joking tone.
“Those are a lot more interesting than my hobbies, all I do with my life is work and then work some more, get some coffee and sleep once a month,” Tim said jokingly.
“I’m sure you have more hobbies than that but okay.”
They continued to learn more about each other and got more and more interested in the other every second. Customers came and went and eventually it was 1pm. The tables were full again and another customer walked in, this time, however, Marinette and Tim watched them order. Marinette just happened to recognize the customer as Lê Chiến Kim. Kim ordered his drink and went to look for a table when someone caught his eye, Marinette Dupain-Cheng.
“Long time no see Mari-bitch.” Kim said to her, clearly trying to offend her though it didn’t work.
“Nice to see you too, Kim.” Marinette replied calmly.
“Still sending death threats to Lila?” Kim asked snottily.
“Still a sheep following around a liar with no evidence?” Marinette said smoothly.
“You still don’t believe Lila huh? You know she’s friends with the Waynes right? Plus she’s dating the youngest Wayne son and she could get 15 lawsuits put on you with a few words. All she’d have to do is tell her boyfriend that you sent her death threats and bullied her in highschool.” Kim said stupidly in front of the second youngest Wayne son.
“Hi, Kim right?” Tim said stepping in.
“Yeah? And what’s it to ya?” Kim replied in a rude tone.
“I’m Tim Drake, and I sure as hell think I’d know if my younger brother was dating a lying bitch. Damian is smart enough to avoid people like that and this ‘Lila’ person seems like a golddigger, my brother also isn’t the type to cheat on his boyfriend.” Tim said, glaring at Kim.
“What do you mean? You just said your last name is Drake, that’s not Wayne you dumbass.” Kim said, thinking he knows everything.
“The thing is Bruce Wayne, my adoptive father, has adopted all of his kids except for Damian and we all kept our last names. Damian is the only biological child of Bruce that we know of and he most definitely is not dating anyone named Lila, he’s dating Jonathan Kent. I would, however, like to know the last name of this Lila.” Tim said.
“Oh Lila’s name is Lila Rossi, I’m sure you’d love to meet her, you see she knows tons of celebrities and she even taught MDC how to design, though, MDC did steal some of Lila’s designs.” Kim said, completely oblivious to the fact that he just landed Liar Grossi- oops, I meant Lila Rossi about seventeen lawsuits.
“Thank you for the name, now if you don’t mind I’d prefer if you just leave.” Tim said.
Kim left and forgot about the coffee he ordered.
“So...what was that about?” Tim asked.
“Well, it’s kind of a long story…” Marinette responded.
“I’m willing to listen to any story coming from you no matter how long it is,” Tim said without thinking. (The amount of cheesiness in that sentence is the reason why it pained my soul to write that)
Marinette laughed, “Whatever you say.”
And so we start from the beginning of Sophomore year at Francois Dupont Highschool. (Idgaf if it’s a middle school)
“Well when I was in my freshman year of high school I had a pretty good year, I was class president, I was friends with everyone, had a crush on a guy I thought was nice, and thought that nobody would ever believe someone they just met over myself. Then, Sophomore year came around and there was an exchange student, Lila Rossi. She claimed to be best friends with one of Paris’s heroes, Ladybug, and my best friend was obsessed with Ladybug so she automatically became friends with Lila. I, however, knew that Lila wasn’t friends with Ladybug because I myself was friends with her and knew that she would never become friends with someone that easily. I confronted Lila about her Lies about Ladybug and a few other famous people but she ended up threatening me. She told me that she would take all my friends and make everyone hate me, she almost succeeded completely but I still have my friends Chloe, Nino, Kagami and Luka. She told everyone that I had bullied her and that I had sent her death threats, though, she had no proof and everyone believed her because she said she knew celebrities which meant she would always tell the truth to them, they didn’t need proof. They ended up bullying me to teach me a lesson in their words, one time I almost died, they beat me up and stabbed me in the stomach multiple times resulting in me going into a coma for months. Lila also told my biological parents these lies and sadly they believed all of them, when I tried to explain it to them they just ignored me and became distant with me, they ended up disowning me and my honorary uncle adopted me with his wife, I applied for a few colleges after I graduated and even though I was accepted to harvard something just called me to go to gotham academy instead so I did, I don’t regret it to this day, I’ve learned a lot more about design and myself than I would have learned at harvard or any other school. Plus, I found Loca Mocha and like- this place has amazing coffee, I could never say no to it.”
“Wow, you weren’t lying, that is a really long story. But it was an interesting one and one that made me want to murder whoever this Lila person is.”
They talked for a while more just talking about ways to murder Lila for just being a bitch. The one they decided on was to torture her and make her wish she were dead and then give her a very slow and painful death and then chop up her limbs, throw them into a volcano, collect her ashes from said volcano and place them in a separate galaxy. Eventually it was 7pm and they didn’t even realize the amount of time that had passed until one of the baristas asked them to leave as the coffee shop was closing.
“Um Ma’am? Sir? We’re closing up soon, I hate that I have to interrupt but it would probably be easiest if you guys left before we start closing up.” The barista said.
“Oh, sorry I guess we didn’t realize what time it is, we’ll get going now.” Marinette and Tim said at the same time.
The two collected their belongings and walked out of the coffee shop hand-in-hand. Eventually they got to a crossing point between Wayne Manor and Marinette’s apartment so they had to part ways, not before exchanging phone numbers of course. Tim told her to text him immediately once she got home so he knew that she got home safe.
Marinette got home about five minutes later and texted Tim once she unlocked her apartment door. She made herself some ramen for dinner and binge-watched Haikyuu. She was in the middle of watching Tadashi yell at Tsukishima about being more excited about winning when Tim texted her saying that he was home and asking if she wanted to meet at Loca Mocha again the next day. She, of course, said yes and told him she’d see him the next day. A few hours later, while Marinette was working on one of her projects at two in the morning, Tim texted her asking if she was awake. She texted him back once she saw it and asked him why he was awake.
Coffee Addict: I could say the same to you -_-
Workaholic: Well I have a reason to be awake, I’m working on design projects. What’s your excuse?
Coffee Addict: Insomnia. Work. Patrol. Coffee.
Coffee Addict: Ignore the patrol part.
Workaholic: You’re a coffee addicted insomniac obsessed with getting their work done and you’re a hero?
Coffee Addict: ...you just met me yesterday you shouldn’t be able to know me that well.
Workaholic: I’m good at reading people.
Coffee Addict: Damn
Workaholic: You should be asleep, go to sleep
Coffee Addict: I have patrol tonight though. Workaholic: Ask someone to cover for you because someone you met at a coffee shop who also happens to be a sleep deprived insomniac is telling you to sleep.
Coffee Addict: Fine but only if you agree to go to sleep too.
Workaholic: Okay :)
Coffee Addict: I got my sister to cover for patrol for me.
Workaholic: Now sleep then
Coffee Addict: Fineeeeeeeee
After a few minutes of back and forth telling each other to sleep they both said goodnight and went to bed.
~Time skip brought to you by who gives a shit~
Marinette woke up at 8am as usual and got ready to meet Tim. She wore her hair down and wavy, put on some light makeup, some black doc marten combat boots, light wash ripped jean shorts and a black crop top. Once she was ready she left to go to Loca Mocha. Time woke up at 7:30 am, a little later than usual. He got up and styled his hair, put on some jeans, a plain t-shirt tucked into his jeans, and white converse hightops. He went downstairs to get some breakfast from Alfred when everyone looked at him weirdly.
“Are you guys okay... “ Tim asked.
“Tim- what are you wearing? Why are you dressed up casually instead of your usual work suit? WHAT IS GOING ON?!?! WHY DON’T YOU HAVE COFFEE? WHY DO YOU LOOK AWAKE AND SANE?!?!” Jason asked, starting to think that he was drugged.
“Oh well yesterday I met this girl at Loca Mocha and I spent the entire day getting to know her and last night at two in the morning I asked if she was awake and she made me go to sleep after I asked Cass to cover for me on patrol. I’m meeting with her again today.” Tim explained in a hurry to get to the coffee shop.
“You landed a girl who can get you to sleep- how the hell did that happen?” Jason asked.
“I’m still not completely sure myself. But I’m glad I met her.” Tim replied with a smile.
Everyone else in the room just stared at Tim expectantly.
“What?”
“When do we get to meet her???”
“UM- NEVER THANK YOU VERY MUCH!!!”
“YOU CAN’T DO THAT!!”
“Oh yes I can and I will.” Tim said and walked out of the manor.
When Tim got to the coffee shop he waited for Marinette, at 8:15 she texted him and told him she was on her way, Tim realized he might have gotten there a little earlier than he had to. He waited for a while knowing she would probably get there around 8:30. By the time it was 8:40 he started to get worried but stayed put just in case, once it was 9:00 he couldn’t help it, he got up and started walking towards her apartment, once he got there he looked for her and asked people if they saw anyone who looked like her until he turned his head to an alleyway and was horrified at what he saw…
Hehehehehehe I’ve always wanted to do that. I swear I never knew how fun it could be. Anyways that’s it for the first chapter, I hope you enjoyed it.
Page count: I’m too lazy to check.
Day Posted: 04/23/21
Word Count: 2380
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blueskyandsoftclouds · 1 year ago
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Retasu/Lettuce Is So Cute And Pretty! 💚 I Love Her Soo Much (Yes,Lettuce Supremacy!) 💚💚‼️
Pietasu could be the true definition of enemies to friends to lovers trope and we adore them for that 💜💚
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pumpkinespresso · 2 years ago
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💖🍔 cheeseburger princess 🍔💖
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xhanisai · 2 years ago
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I hope the same lettuce lasts longer than this new PM we didn’t vote for. I hope the lettuce lasts longer than all the tories combined.
Viva lettuce-kun.
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cherubinas · 3 years ago
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the best version of the joker is luca marinelli in lo chiamavano jeeg robot and the best version of mysterio is luca marinelli in lo chiamavano jeeg robot
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feralsrock · 2 years ago
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Groveling to systemic male supremacy will not save you. Patriarchy will not show you the same understanding that you are giving to it. Wake up.
And the winner for the "Weakest Strawman Argument" goes to--!
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THIS LIMP HEAD OF LETTUCE! 🎉🎉🎉
Give 'em a round of applause everyone! It takes a lot of effort to be that willfully ignorant!
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deadrlngers · 2 years ago
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Okay so the best sandwiches are wraps and if you aren't eating wraps you're missing out!
My go to wraps are deli sliced turkey/shredded cheese/Chipotle aioli/lettuce/tomatoes/jalapeños and grilled chicken/spicy BBQ sauce/coleslaw and they're both incredible. Could also work on bread just as well
Also I'm american so I'm sorry if any ingredients aren't available for you!
first things first: i believe in this wraps supremacy, I LOVE THEM i started going for wraps lately and i'm living THE DREAM.
i had to google what chipotle aioli and coleslaw were but in general i have a good feeling about those combos, actually had the chicken, bbq sauce and (instead of coleslaw) plain lettuce (+ tomatoes) just yesterday for dinner. i'm putting those ingredients in my wraps like my life depends on it
also we have smth that is similar to wraps in italy and it's are called piadina and really is the food of the angels like i never met someone that had a taste of a piadina and went "ugh" like it's THE meal. it's basically a type of bread (flat?) and is filled with cold cuts, vegetables and cheese usually. i'll add some pics under read more to let you see how they usually look!
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nettles-bo-bettles · 4 years ago
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Day 1: Best Friends
Maribat War Day 1: Prompt: Best Friends
Third Person POV:
Tim Drake and Marinette Dupain-Cheng have been best friends for as long as they can remember. It all started when they were five years old. Tim had been running around Gotham at night pretending to be Robin when he found Marinette scavenging a dumpster for food and perhaps clothing.
“Hi! What are you doing in a dumpster?”
“Oh...I’m looking for food and maybe new clothes if I can find any.”
“How come? Why in a dumpster?”
“Well, my parents died or left me before I was born...I’m not really sure but I’ve been a street kid all my life. I usually find everything I need in dumpsters.”
“Oh, I’m sorry. I don’t usually get to spend much time with my parents, they’re always busy but they let me do whatever I want and I usually got everything I need at home.”
“I’m sorry too, it’d probably be worse to have neglectful parents rather than dead parents.”
“It’s alright, I still got a roof over my head right? That’s why I feel bad for you. You don’t seem to have a roof over your head.”
“Yeah, I don’t but I’m used to it.”
“Hey! I got an idea! Why don’t you come stay at my house?”
“But wouldn’t that be intruding? And I don’t even know your name or anything about you.”
“Oh, I forgot about that. Well, I’m Tim Drake! My parents are Jack and Janet Drake, though, they’re always busy so you probably won’t see them around very often and I’m trying to figure out who Batman and Robin are!!!”
“I’m Marinette! I don’t know who my parents are or what my last name is and I think you’re pretty cool!”
Throughout the days Tim and Marinette spent together they grew closer, they were almost attached to each other by the hip. The only time you wouldn’t see the two together would be when they went to sleep, had to change or went to the bathroom. They named each other as best friends and swore to never leave the other’s side.
One day when Tim was sick and couldn’t go outside Marinette started wandering around Gotham again. Eventually it turned night and she started to head home, though, she got stopped by three adult men who looked to be drunk and in their mid-thirties, Marinette, at the time was 8.
The men were clearly about to rape her so she got into a fighting stance and got ready to teach them not to mess with 8 year olds, right before she punched the middle guy someone swooped in and knocked them all out. The mysterious person patted down the men, seemingly looking for something. Once the mysterious person found what it was Marinette discovered that this person was most likely only there for stealing valuable items from drunk men.
Although she was right the mysterious figure turned to her and looked her up and down, seemingly looking for signs of injury.
“Are you okay little kitten?”
“Uh yeah I guess I just stayed out too late, who are you?”
“I would’ve thought you would’ve known but I’m Catwoman, and you little kitten seem like you can be quite the feisty one.”
“Well I mean I was about to punch those guys but you got here before I got the chance.”
“How do you feel about me adopting you and you being my little kitten sidekick?”
“Um...I don’t want to leave my best friend. Can I talk to him about it first?”
“Of course little kitten, just meet back here tomorrow if your friend is okay with it.”
“Okay!”
And with that Catwoman left Marinette. Marinette walked back to her home and thought about what Catwoman had said. She went to her room and got ready for bed, contemplating about whether she would even want to accept her offer. A few minutes of thinking about it she decided that she did want to accept it and went to bed.
The next morning Marinette woke up and did her usual routine, grab an outfit for the day, take a shower, go to the bathroom, get changed and meet Tim out in the hallway.
“G’morning Tim!”
“Morning Bean!”
“So last night I ran into Catwoman and she wants to adopt me but I immediately remembered our promise so I wanted to run the idea through you before making a final decision about letting her.”
“I say go for it, we’ll still see each other all the time right?”
“Yeah!”
“Then go for it!”
“I will! I’ll let her know that you said that!!!”
They continued talking while walking down the steps and on the way to the kitchen for breakfast. Once in the kitchen they grabbed their usual breakfast foods, Marinette got her usual froot loops and Tim got his usual yogurt.
The day went on as usual until it was 8pm and it was time for Marinette to go back to the alleyway to meet with Catwoman. She grabbed a good amount of clothes and her favorite pair of shoes along with some slippers and put them in her backpack. She left and said goodbye to Tim, telling him that she’d see him the next day. Little did they know that they wouldn’t see each other until they were 15 due to Catwoman training Marinette to fight and to flirt for when Batman got a new Robin.
It was the day after Catwoman had adopted Marinette and Tim was waiting in his usual spot where he met with Marinette, however, she didn’t show. He went back inside, disappointed that his friend ditched him. He decided to try again the next day, and the next, and the next. This went on for three weeks before he decided to give up. Years passed by quickly and Tim was now thirteen and in the beginning stages of growing into an adult. One day he wandered around Gotham City and bumped into Bruce Wayne, the older man saw something in the young boy and decided to adopt him. Tim’s parents agreed to the adoption, though, they weren’t paying much attention.
When Bruce adopted Tim he told him about all of his nightly activities and asked if he would like to become Robin or to watch everything from the batcomputer. Tim chose to be Robin and Bruce gave him two years of training for it. Eventually it was time for Tim to go out as Robin for the first time and it ended up being against the Riddler. However, a few hours after the Riddler incident there was a robbery going down because of Catwomen who had broken into a jewelry store and stolen thousands of dollars worth of diamonds...at least that’s what she made them think. In reality she just wanted to see Batman and introduce her little kitten to Batman’s new Robin. And it worked. Catwomen’s new apprentice was going to use the tricks that Catwoman had taught her with flirting and everything but the minute she saw Robin she knew it was her old friend, Tim Drake. The one who she would trust with her life with no hesitation, the one she missed oh so much, the one that she would give anything just to see again.
“Long time no see Marinette.”
“I missed you so much, I thought I was never gonna see you again.”
“Me too, that day after you got adopted, and you didn’t show up I- I was devastated. And when you didn’t show up any time at a later date I just gave up all hope to see you again.”
“So...you’ve grown taller.”
“And so have you…”
“This is awkward so I’m uh- I’m just gonna go.”
“Yeah..OH WAIT!”
“Yeah?”
“Can we exchange numbers so we can still be friends?”
“Oh uh sure.”
The two teens exchanged numbers and went on their way, deciding that it was too awkward to continue being in the same place. Soon though, they ended up texting each other every night, they grew closer to each other yet again and the next time they met they ended up becoming inseparable.
One day, Selina decided to bring Marinette to the Wayne’s so she could meet her adoptive mother’s close ‘friend’. When they arrived at the Manor they were greeted by Alfred who welcomed them in. He led the women into the living room where Bruce Wayne, Dick Grayson and Tim Drake stood. When the youngest of the Waynes saw Marinette he immediately ran up to her and hugged her.
“Um- Tim, buddy why- how do you know Selina’s adoptive daughter?” Dick asked his younger brother.
“Oh, we used to be best friends when we were little until I got adopted by Selina.” Marinette answered for him.
“Yup, she’s my best friend who also happens to be addicted to caffeine and an insomniac just like me,” said Tim with a grin on his face.
Dick and Bruce wanted to get to know Marinette better so everyone socialized for hours until eventually the Waynes had to kick Marinette and Selina out as they had to patrol Gotham soon.
~Time Skip~
It had been a year since Marinette and Tim got reunited and they were hanging out at Selina’s house and talking about everything and nothing at the same time. Soon, however, there was a knock at the door. Marinette opened the door to see who it was and surprisingly it was child services.
“Your name is Marinette Kyle correct?”
“Yes that’s me.”
“I apologize for any inconvenience but you’ll have to come with us because Selina Kyle is not fit for having a minor under her care. A couple in Paris, France has taken interest in adopting you so you will be moving there to be under their care for the next two years until you are a legal adult, you will then be able to move back here if you wish to do so.”
“Wait- WHAT?!?! YOU CAN’T DO THAT!!!”
“I’m afraid I can and it’s going to happen. Please come with me. And, young man if you could please inform Ms.Kyle of what has happened here.”
“I- but- she- she’s my best friend, my only friend you can’t take her.”
“Sir I’ve already explained everything please don’t make me do it again, now once Ms.Kyle arrives back home please inform her of what has happened here today.”
The man grabbed Marinette by the arm and took her with him, he drove to the airport and watched as she went into the plane.
After a long flight Marinette was finally in Paris. She got off the plane and the french couple who adopted her walked up to her and asked if she was Marinette. She said yes and they took her with them to their home, it was a bakery on the bottom floor and an apartment on the top floor. They took her to the room they set up for her, it was insanely pink but she didn’t say anything about it. A few days later she was enrolled in Francois Dupont Highschool, though she made many friends it wasn’t the same as Tim. Years passed and she moved back to Gotham, when she did, however, she couldn’t find her long-time best friend.
Eventually she did find Tim and they became closer than ever before, she met his other two brothers and his sisters and became their honorary sister. It was a few days before Wayne Gala and Tim still didn’t have a date, he told his coworkers who were going to be there that he would have a date but he still didn’t...until he got the best idea, ASK MARINETTE!! And so he did. He asked her to pretend to be his girlfriend for his coworkers and like the good best friend she is, she said yes.
They went to Wayne Gala pretending to be dating and managed to fool everyone, however, during the middle of the Gala when Bruce was introducing everyone, the Riddler decided to show up. He chose Tim to give his riddles to and told him that if he got any of them wrong that he would kill him. Marinette was just hoping that he was going to get them all right.
First Riddle, he got it correct.
Second Riddle, he got that one too.
Third Riddle, he got it again.
Fourth Riddle, and again.
He got them again and again and again. Eventually he was on the 15th riddle, the last one. At this point everyone was holding their breath. He answered it...but he got the answer wrong. It was wrong and before Marinette could even comprehend the fact that he got it wrong, Tim was dead. The Riddler had shot her best friend, he was gone, forever. Her best friend since she was five years old was gone. She would never get to make any more memories with him, all the time she had with him was over, she had too much to say and not any time to say it. He was gone.
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stubborn-sapphism · 3 years ago
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hi <3
okay i might as well post something now to prolong my procrastination today
i’m robin and i use she/any pronouns and i am bad at talking about myself! literally how do i condense my personality down to some bullet points help
anyway - 
as you can guess, i’m sapphic! sort of debating between identities. i label my gender as librafeminine but that’s just for my own peace of mind - no need for anyone to actually know/remember that haha
musician at heart. alto sax, tenor sax, clarinet, singing, and i can play piano as long as there’s no complicated sheet music involved :’)
writing? nah, i just decide to start a new story and spend the next few hours looking for cool character names (no, The Bump, i’m not pregnant) just to end up with about two words on the page.
i believe in roller blade supremacy! tried skates once and they’re easier for tricks but blades are still better.
i have two types of tiny cacti in a pot on my windowsill that i’ve managed to keep alive as of yet but we’ll see how that goes pfft - i also have a little garden in a raised bed with sage, dill, basil, lettuce, carrots, cilantro, and soon strawberries!
one very yappy dog and four obnoxious but adorable chickens who have taken over half the backyard.
i love pressing flowers but hate having to wait for them </3
i enjoy going thrifting - literally why go to normal stores when you can get really cool stuff for a few dollars? especially ties. ties are amazing.
i’ve been a girl scout for nine years and currently working on my silver award project which i’m wayyy behind on jkafldsh
i'm a musical addict and hadestown is my favorite!
i will gladly binge certain children’s animated shows. the owl house, she-ra, the dragon prince, glitch techs, amphibia, carmen sandiego, ATLA and LOK, the ones with rep are the best :D
thoughts and morals are strange. i spend way too much time thinking about why people make certain decisions and how the way we live our lives is a really, really weird concept.
i’m biracial (assamese and white) but completely uncultured on the indian side! sucks for me!
also my desk is a catastrophe right noww
proud to be a seayours <33 @seayours-squad
literally no idea what i’m going to post here :)
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