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Jay, He/Him, Over 18I am the sexiest bitch in this Walmart
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not a meme but i think it would be pretty fuckin cool if we all did this. and not just for a month, but until we start getting what we deserve. they only profit off of us. they don’t deserve our attention. eat the rich.
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ALSO LET THE RECORD SHOW that these are some of the cutest pigs and ducks i've seen in my entire life and i genuinely mean that. that is no small compliment from me. all the more incentive to GO SEE THIS MOVIE
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Having a really long-term hyperfixation that has since faded is terrifying yes but it's also so embarrassing. Hi I used to think about Scrimblo Splungus 25/7. Yeah, for 2 years straight. Nah, I don't think about them anymore except for with a vague sense of melancholy as I recall how they used to make me feel. Anyways this new one, Blimpkins McGee? I'm gonna think about them forever and the cycle will NOT repeat in 2 years. Trust me guys.
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They never bring up bisexual boy with lame ass straight girlfriend. what about her
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so jason isaacs hangs dong in White Lotus huh…
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contrary to popular belief not everyone has an innate sense of internal gender or care to have one or seek a name for it, some people go their whole lives without questioning their occupation in one of two gender roles, but for some people, if pressed, they don’t feel that internal sense of ‘i am a woman’ or ‘i am a man’, and in that case i feel the switch over to transgender vs cisgender relies on active identification of a gender other than the one they were assigned. if someone’s like ‘idk dude I just work here’ then that’s valid
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you don't have to write a first line. you can write "something something they all meet up at the house of important guy who doesn't have a name and Kat is already in a bad mood because her brother, like, did a thing, I assume, and Max is just trying to keep everyone on task and that's when Victoria comes running in-" and then just start writing dialogue and scene stuff and ignore actually explaining the context until later when you've actually invented it. I mean. context? I barely know her! but you still have bunches of words and you can put the edges of the puzzle on last if it works better for you.
write it scared, but write it? write it messy, but write it? write it contextless, but write it.
anyway this is why I don't have real wips to show people. 'cause I write it contextless. but I write it! (sometimes)
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Tumblr Code.
If I ever see any of you in public, the code is horrifying weapon attack
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Mister Rogers
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a customer today looked at me, said “y’know? i think you’ll appreciate this,” and pulled his shirt down to show me his supernatural tattoo. calling me a slur would’ve been easier
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You'll have to turn sound on for this one
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guy who has ibuprofen: I have ibuprofen if you need it btw
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Walmart is out here charging 5 dollars for a pool noodle.
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what people flagrantly misunderstand about culturally iconic ‘logicians’ like spock and sherlock holmes is that they are fuckinggggg annoying. like you canNOT write for nor adapt either of these characters properly without understanding that they are admirable in many ways, yes, but they are repeatedly and gleefully, ON PURPOSE, fucking massive nuisances to literally every sane individual around them, all the time. they love bothering people, they LOVE it, it makes them SO HAPPY, and THAT, not their brilliance, is what makes them the best. spocks a BITCH
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Worth noting that the original post by Musk is faked. He did not make a post saying "defund the poor. You don't need to make up reasons to hate the guy there's plenty already
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