#lets see how long i last ;-;

[fadeintolight]

i deleted tiktok and suddenly there’s 173862.6 hours in a day

[psych0ruinz]

at working shaking like an elderly chihuahua

[fruityfourgalore]

Hi hi hi!

12: what’s your favorite planet?

47: what food do you think should be banned from the universe?

HI BB!!!!!!! Happy last day of 2022!

12: what’s your favorite planet? i always loved jupiter 😍 big and bold and beautiful bitch. but then they gave pluto the pink slip FOR WHAT? WHY I ASK YOU (shhh i am sure there's actual sciencey reasons but i simply donut care) so now she is my favorite, the underest of underdogs.

47: what food do you think should be banned from the universe? white gravy. its trash. straight trash. looks like the dustiest jizz and people just... pour it on their biscuits and mashed potatoes like that is a normal thing to do????? no. throw it OUT

honorable mentions: chives (*gags*), bones in wings (shhhh, it can make sense if you just don't ask follow up questions), and sour candy (why.)

ask me more of these hella cute and fun asks!!!! i am bored at home on December 31st

[andrrrgynous]

[neptunediary]

Spent most of the week at home recovering from a throat efection. So it felt great to go out today. I had lunch with my brother at his favourite sushi place. Then I went to take a walk by the river by myself. But my day couldn't end without a random creepy old man trying to interact with me.

Also, I'm starting therapy again next week, and I've already cried my eyes out just from the thought of it 🥲

[sky-larking]

It's time

[illogicallyx]

just deleted my tiktok acc bc god i was addicted to it

[hinamie]

alongside someone like you

[petricorah]

scenes i loved from Real Enough to Get Me Through by @marriedzukka <333 [ids in alt]

[redhotarsenic]

@nowfallc Pictures pictures for youuuu sliding these under your door <3

[idontcaboose]

Haunted car au?

I am writing this purely on mobile, so format might get weird, sorry in advance.

Danny didn't mean to get stuck, honest. But a dare is a dare, and damnit if he wasn't going to get that fifty dollars from Jason, "I stole the wheels at the age of 12" Peters. Danny would bet that same fifty that Jason was just waiting for him to come back and tell Jason he got zapped so he could laugh at him. Jerk.

But... accidentally possessing the Batmobile after the zap was completely unintentional. Wait, would this mean he gets double the money? He did get the sticker put on before he possessed the car.... He did also technically successfully hijack the car, which would totally constitute a bonus.... Would this be grand theft auto if he is the car... can a car steal itself? He was dumped out of his slightly hysterical panic by a weird feeling in his... engine? and felt himself? move in a way that he did not control. Where was he going? Why was he going? HOW FAST CAN THIS THING GO?

Needless to say, Danny's night was going poorly. Failed dare, grand theft kidnapping, unwilling participant of picking up an injured Batman, and now knowing the exact route to get to the super secret Bat Cave, that is, in fact an actual CAVE. If Jason doesn't pay him triple the amount AND cook him food for a week, he will riot.

Now.... how to....

HOOOOOONNNNNKKKK

...... oops

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Next?

The prompt by @kizzer55555 is linked Here

@trappednyourheart

@candeartist422

@sebas-nights

@fandom-life-corrupted-me

[soupdwelling]

fishg

[fritz-valentine]

>:3

[bigfatbreak]

Birds of a Feather previous / next

[hlozt]

The Scarlet Chorus

[lemon-sweety]

cw: fanchild

silly AkeShu family AU

i dont think they're THAT domestic though...

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