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If the women’s volleyball uniforms can’t change because “they get better ratings” then the IOC should make the men’s uniforms match the women’s - I’m sure that would improve ratings too
#olympics#volleyball#beach volleyball#let them wear shorts#tshirts#that looks so uncomfortable#not athletic#it’s insulting
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this is the iconic dinosaur horror jurassic park wishes it was
#so there's this person on twitter who is like an infamous drama starter and got a whole forum shut down once#and they wrote this (different) book that's one of the greatest so bad it's good things i've ever read#a few great things that happen in that:#characters get in a car crash and flee on foot. later it's casually mentioned one character had both her legs amputated 'due to fractures'#the character pretending to be american by wearing maga hats that have spy gear built into them#the spy gear in question is an alarm that blares if someone lies in their vicinity#'stuff protocol ' said the queen. 'i'm getting hammered tonight'#the chapter where the prime minister is trying to watch the news so she keeps wandering into bars and tv shops and getting kicked out#the dragon that's casually described as 'about the size of 1000 elephants'#the dragon that's a 'dog dragon hybrid with a chihuahua body and a giant dragon head'#the dragon that's owner punched it in the face and only lets people approach if they 'do the iconic royal wave'#the characters being described as 'the short one' 'the guy with the beard' etc#but there being a lengthy detailed description of the characters in harry potter#'apparently a dragon had burnt essex to cinders in a matter of minutes'#anyways i found out they also wrote (a political parody of indiana jones???) for this book of kids short stories years ago#and you know. we needed to know#so it took me like 4 months to track this precious lost media down#which was very worth it because it turns out it's full of many other iconic gems like CELLAR HELL by Elizabeth Elgie (12)
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men just aren’t as slutty as they used to be back in the 80s, we gotta change that.
#like wear them short shorts#half shirts#let me see them hairy chests#give me the himbo energy that most 80s horror men have#like y’all just don’t get it#here laur goes again..
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Dick: And nope means nope like you said
Bruce (sobbing)
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Panel one: a young (robin) Dick Grayson and Batman are standing there, Bruce leans over and says “Dick…chum…where are your pants”, to which Dick says “Nope!” A giant shit eating grin on his face
Panel two: Robin and Batman, Robin has his hands in the air and looks excited, Batman, with the cowl on, breaking the forth wall while Jim Gordon in the very background says “Put some pants on that kid Batman.”
#dick grayson#dc comics#batfam#batman#batman comics#bruce wayne#dc robin#jim gordon#he’s there in the background#i seriously think this was a conversation that happened at least once#like Batman is just letting this 10 year old run around in a Speedo (kinda) like girl#like I get it#it’s an homage to Dicks parents and their old costumes#but like imagine#that Dick just wouldn’t wear pants either#think that scene in Lego Batman when Dick tears the pants off#like that- like Bruce and Alfred could chase him with pants all they want but he just won’t wear them (he will begrudgingly do for a formal#event but if it’s not that#then it’s no pants/ shorts for him#white boy winter core#for dick over here
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“Why’s she called Cunoesse then?”
“‘Cos she fucking looks like Cuno.”
#MY TERRIBLE CHILDREN WHO SAY SLURS#I love them so much#cuno de ruyter#cunoesse#disco elysium#cuno disco elysium#I know she wears shorts in the concept art but guys it’s cold ok let her be warm#you know that TikTok that’s like#I COULD HAVE PARENTED HIM#that’s me but it’s both of them
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I'm in love with Caro's style! It's a super cool mix of masc, fem, and vaporwave kind of look. As an enby who, at first, thought I had to look a certain way after coming out as non binary, I was wondering how Caro found their style after they started transitioning and figuring out who they were as a person.
Hello! So I did draw an entire four page little comic thingy to answer this, but I'm going to post it tomorrow cuz I wanted to draw a cute little cover for it ha. Figured I would answer you in text today though, and then you can have the visual tomorrow <3 First thing I'm going to say is that there is no 'certain way to look' for any gender identity or sexuality, cuz thats important, for those who dont wanna read through this text dump. Dress how you want forever.
SO! *rubs hands together* how Caro found their style! Background to those who havent read my comics, Caro grew up as a super high femme kid with crazy helicopter parents who controlled every aspect of their life, including how they dressed. They participated in pageants, modeling and wore a LOT of pink. Not that Caro didn't like pink, they did, but they liked purple better.
After Sully (highschool sweetheart) left, and Caro was on their own, they cut their hair off in a fit of rage and suddenly had to grow up real quick because they were on their own. Whats that got to do with fashion, RJ? Everything, dear reader! When they left, they had a bunch of Sullys shirts and his battle jacket. All 10 sizes too big of course, so paired the oversized tops with their own jeans, workout shorts etc. They had their cheer sneakers. And that is what they wore for a few months, til they got a job at the local gas station. The gas station employees were like, what is going on here with this little girl wearing too big clothes with a fucked up haircut, so, they pitched together and got this kid a proper haircut, during which Caro tearfully explains they arent a girl at all, they dont know what they are and everything is very scary and please dont fire them. Bev, one of their older co-workers decides they need better clothes and takes them to Seattle to thrift! Caro never thrifted in their life and found themself enamored with tacky 80's clothes and patterns, bright colors, funny tee shirts, etc. They worried, because maybe that wasnt what a boy would wear. Bev tells them theres no such thing as what a boy or a girl would wear, something Caro had never heard before, and that gives them mental permission to gleefully grab all the things they never got to wear growing up. They looked like a roller rink carpet threw up on them. they loved it.
The Gas Station Adults buy them a jacket that fits as well, GasCo purple of course, with their chosen name on the name tag. a symbol of acceptance. Caro started hearing things about genderfluid and nonbinary, and looking into what that meant, and what it could mean for them. Their podcast project, Mil-Liminal goes viral. Goldie, their agent, helps them get on low t. they realize how much fun body hair is and LOOK they can wear crop tops to show off their new tummy trail while still hiding their boobs. Whats even more fun? Getting tattoos. Taking their body back. Making themself into the person THEY want to see, and whats makes them the most happy. Still looking like an arcade carpet threw up on them, still loving it. They get top-surgery. Goldie asks them if they want to do a public face reveal. They've kept themself hidden this entire time, and realize they dont want to do that anymore. They shouldnt have to. They want to show the world this person theyve become. Which also means choosing a signature look for Mil-Liminal.
A Mix of their Highschool Varisty Jacket, and their GasCo Jacket. Sneakers. A nod to the pieces of clothing they always felt comfortable in.
Shorts and crop tops or mesh tops. Show off the tattoos, and the scars they earned becoming the person theyve always been.
Wear their identity on their sleeve, because not everyone can, but they are in a position where they want to make a difference and be seen for those who cant, cuz they know how it feels to be lost and scared and not have any idea how to move forward. Let their voice BE a voice.
A SnapBack. A call back to the first date with their highschool sweetheart, who listened, and put his hat on them and took them out and let them be themself, and loved them for it.
The most important thing to take from this anon, is that there is no Look. There is no way to dress or act or look if you're non binary, its not fashion. The same way clothing has no gender, anyone can wear whatever the fuck makes them happy. Put clothes on that, when you look in the mirror, you feel comfortable and happy. Its a very personal thing, and its about YOU, and how you feel. and your gender journey. Gender and Sexuality is as vast a spectrum as the human condition.
Thank you so much for the ask and inspiring me to make a look book and fashion journey post, I'll put it up tomorrow <3
#Anon#gender journey#fashion#mil liminal#original characters#ask box#caro wears what they want#and that is sometimes hideous button ups#actually the short answer here is that all my characters just dress like me on different days hahahaha#but yeah hope this helps#just be happy when you can clothing can be so fun#i actually have a little excerpt i wrote once where john asks them about their fashion choice#let me know if you wanna see that
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This is my pride month contribution this year
#jedtavius#ponytown#shitpost#yes I made Octavius' galea out of hair#I also did a version without the helmet#but ponytown has like no short manestyles#so he looks silly#and yes Jed is wearing gloves. im sure there's some very logical reason#not just because i like fics where Octy tenderly takes them off and Jed lets him#I gave Octavius red feathers in his wings for funsies but I'm not sure I'll keep that detail#i planned on drawing them but i won't be able to anytime soon#and im shit at drawing anyway#so when i do they're gonna look horrible#ive seen some pony versions of them and i want MORE#btw I have lore. I thought about this way too much and I have. ideas. not saying anything yet tho
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When I was a kid (maybe like 6-12) i was very often """misgendered""" as a girl by doctors, cashiers and general adults. Once we had a picture day at school and had photo of me sent back with girly border cause photographers thought of me as a girl lol
I guess all the signs were there I just didn't know what transgender is cause nobody told me
#my parents let me wear long hair because i just liked it that way#i had short hair for maybe like total of 3-4 years in my life#very unpleasant#always enjoyed hanging out with girls#i had this huge crush on this girl who always hanged out with all the boys#we would ride bikes together and skate#we went on like those little four wheeler bikes together a few times#fhdhd i mean nothing ever came from it we just were friends#i heard from my mytual friends that she's lesbian now#makes so much sense honestly#stories from a little rural town in poland#honestly i miss my childhood friends#some of them know im trans and theyre like wow...#so cool...#also i secretely very enjoyed the girl border on my picture#but my classmates were like looooool look at this loser#so i tried to play it tough#hehe
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how do we feel about Kenny just having a drawer full of braces (knee, leg, arm, wrists) for when he’s feeling particularly fucked up and needs extra support
hi anon can i kiss you on the lips pls
#YES HE DOES 🙌#braces (at least the not so good ones u can buy at dollar shops) are sm cheaper than canes crutches and stuffs#so he DEFINITELY got those#probably embarrassed to use them at first mainly the wrist ones and the leg ones when he's wearing shorts#but in the end decided “fuck it” bc pain stronger than embarrassment#anygay anon ilysm lets get married#south park#south park fandom#south park au#south park hcs#south park headcanons#kenny mccormick#starlight chronicles
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Tiny wittle baby🥹🤏🏼
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I want all of my faves to wear this. I want these men bred. Shen Yuan and modern AU Wei Wuxian need to wear this. I need them to wear this. Binghe and Lan Wangji need them to wear this. The WORLD needs them to wear this. It's for enrichment I swear 🥵🥵🥵
#wei wuxian#mdzs#shen qingqiu#svsss#wangxian#binqiu#let the boys be slutty#let them wear these easy access shorts
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can't stand when short(er) male characters are ~mysteriously~ portrayed a foot taller in fanart/fic pairing them with women than they are in canon
#yes this is about zevran and fenris. but also more generally: wtf#why are you afraid of short men#it's giving “i don't like wearing heels around my boyfriend” tbh#let them be short!!!!#this doesn't apply to people headcanoning their human wardens as like. 4 ft tall or anything#it's when The Man Has To Be Taller because.. he Has To Be....#or how will i know who is The Man and who is The Woman??#that i start side eyeing people#anyway celebrate short kings
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Those sonic prime gjinkas from my day out today
#luriart#sonic prime#shadow the hedgehog#nine the fox#sonic the hedgehog#i guess. only twice. btw trust me on this his outfit changes w his shoes & gloves#rusty rose#thorn rose#knuckles the dread#prim the bat#prim rouge#<- ??????????#nine again. my son boy. why do all the sonic kids i wish i could adopt happen to be the type that would tell people kys#rouge the bat#just the once.#rebel the bat#rebel rouge#anyway okay so a] this was a lot of fun. i dont know if ive made this clear in my other gjinka posts but sonic's shirt says sega normally#but it reflects what he's thinking other times. Only for the jokes no one else seems to notice that the shirt changes#b] oughgh i have this obsession w the hair of these characters and making it make sense for them? nine has darker hair than tails bc tails'#hair is a] sunbleached and b] he bleaches it closer to his roots than nine#nine's hair is also greasier & straighter. it has less volume#my og amy has thick braids w heart shaped beads at the end but why the shit would the eggcouncil let her have Heart Beads???#shes their sick as hell robot. so her hair's grown out into dreads on their own. she has sort of a side shave but like. in the way that one#side is metal. thorn doesn't have the time 2 braid her own hair so she has half of it cut short and the other half grown out in a small afr#you'll never believe this but dread has dreads#prim actually gets rouge's natural hair!!! my rouge wears a wig and all the pieces that frame her face are gelled on#but if rouge [like. usual rouge] took her wig off she'd have a short buzz underneath. and i was so excited to draw it so i did#rebel keeps the wig. knucks is there at the very bottom but he has real tight braids#anyway one thing i was wondering while i was drawing is where the fuck did prim get the black shirt under her leaves shirt
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i need the hookup on one of those victorian bathing suits before this weekend
#ya i just got invited down the shore. no i haven't worn a bathing suit in public in over a year and#even then i was also wearing shorts lmao bc im a COWARD#also my skin needs protection from the sun. let's bring them back#andy’s thoughts
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If 2023 was the year of crochet plushies, 2024 is already shaping up to be the year I apply my crochet skills to modifying all the sweaters that I find annoying into things I'd actually wear. I already (somewhat successfully) lenghtened the sleeves of one that came up a bit too short, and now I'm buzzing with ideas on how to make some of my other less used ones more comfortable...
Apparently my grandma used to do the same, but with knitting. According to my mom, she disliked sweaters without a turtleneck because she got cold, so she manually added neck extensions by herself. When I heard this I was like oh so I see where the cursed Cold Gene comes from as well as my "I can do it better" hubris 😂
#Will I succeed? Honestly no idea#My dabbling in clothes making had mixed results#But I figure it's better to try and maybe succeed so I can give these things a second life#Than letting them stay on a shelf unused bc I don't like that I feel cold when I wear them#I have a bunch of sweaters with short sleeves that were hand me downs#I know they're fashionable or whatever but to me that defeats the entire point of a sweater#It's meant to keep you warm! Not to leave your arms open to The Breeze#Thyandra.txt
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Milgram fic idea: the prisoners are bored (as they always are) and they've already celebrated every holiday imaginable. So someone suggests doing a cross-dressing event for a change. Mahiru, Mikoto and Muu help everyone find the perfect fit (Mahiru sews half the clothes herself to make it look perfect).
A bunch of gender crisis ensue.
#milgram#milgram project#milgram fanfic#yuno cuts her hair short “just for the bit” and doesn't grow them back for “some reason”#haruka has a mental breakdown thinking about how his mom wanted a girl and if only he could've been her#fuuta doesn't seem to care that much about presenting feminine. rightfully so. he's rocking this plaid skirt after all#same with muu. she doesn't seem all that changed. after all she knows for a fact she's the most handsome guy at the party#she still feels a bit melancholic for some reason. she wonders if she could go out with girls with this look#shidou has already worn dresses/skirts before. when he was a student he went to themed parties where couples would exchange outfits#he finds it funny. he's quite secure in his masculinity so he's just having a fun time#mahiru takes the role of the prince charming she dreams of. she speaks with a funny voice because she tries to lower her pitch#she's not very successful at it but it just makes her laugh. she's also the one who made sure that everyone felt comfortable in their outfit#kazui is having an existential crisis. he doesn't know what mask to wear anymore. “is this even allowed for me to do that?”#after a while he just has fun with everyone. he doesn't feel the need to drink that much alcohol during the party. he feels young again#amane isn't really interested in all this. she accepted to wear the outfit given to her by mahiru and let her style her hair#but she feels like all of these futile festivities are childish. yet she looks into the mirror every now and then and ponders about all this#Mikoto is in his element for some reason. he likes these kinds of carefree moments#by exploring his gender and presentation he feels like he's getting closer to himself. his identity feels blurry to him sometimes#but this kind of exploration is helping somehow#kotoko doesn't care about all of this. she doesn't really get the appeal of “cross-dressing”. it's just a piece of clothe after all.#the others do find her quite handsome in her tuxedo though#es got woken up by the ruckus. saw what was going on. went back to sleep.
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