#then it’s no pants/ shorts for him
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Dick: And nope means nope like you said
Bruce (sobbing)
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Panel one: a young (robin) Dick Grayson and Batman are standing there, Bruce leans over and says “Dick…chum…where are your pants”, to which Dick says “Nope!” A giant shit eating grin on his face
Panel two: Robin and Batman, Robin has his hands in the air and looks excited, Batman, with the cowl on, breaking the forth wall while Jim Gordon in the very background says “Put some pants on that kid Batman.”
#dick grayson#dc comics#batfam#batman#batman comics#bruce wayne#dc robin#jim gordon#he’s there in the background#i seriously think this was a conversation that happened at least once#like Batman is just letting this 10 year old run around in a Speedo (kinda) like girl#like I get it#it’s an homage to Dicks parents and their old costumes#but like imagine#that Dick just wouldn’t wear pants either#think that scene in Lego Batman when Dick tears the pants off#like that- like Bruce and Alfred could chase him with pants all they want but he just won’t wear them (he will begrudgingly do for a formal#event but if it’s not that#then it’s no pants/ shorts for him#white boy winter core#for dick over here
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father lyney + alts
#genshin impact#my art#tbh i dont rly think hed take on arlecchinos colour scheme but the concept itself is nice#also i cant for the love of me put him in longer pants it jst doesnt feel right. he needs those short shorts nothing else
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Fop redesigns for funsies but also bcs I saw some star heel boots and had to put Dale in them immediately.
#No Dev in this lineup simply bcs I cannot imagine him wearing anything but his cannon outfit#he has no sense of fashion or personal identity to pull an outfit from LOL#fop#fairly oddparents#fop a new wish#fairly oddparents a new wish#hazel wells#dale dimmadome#fop peri#fop cosmo#fop wanda#redesigns#outfit redesign#art#digital art#fanart#Im not gonna be using Dale or Peris redesigns bcs those arent things I see them wearing regularly they were more just fun explorations#Hazel Cosmo and Wanda im def using tho#I know I didnt change Wanda much but#I have a small but insane pet peeve where I cannot stand a characters pants and shirt being the same color.#So I made Hazels sweater more purple and changed her pants to a different and darker blue#Gave cosmo a more relaxed dad vibe while keeping it a button up#Wandas mostly the same I just mostly used her human outfit and changed her sneakers to boots#Peri has less visible fairy features than his parents because hes more insistent about hiding them#Also if Peri looks uncomfortable in his outfit it is because he is ♥#I wrote like an entire paragraph about Peris relationship with gender identity and how fairy society biology/gender binary comes in conflic#and then I pussied out of posting it so now all you get is peri looking kinda uncomfy in a skirt#The long story short of it tho is that Peri identifies as the human version of male#while the closest he can get to that in fairy society is kind of transfem#So dressing like that around other fairies is closer to making him feel himself but still not entirely right
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make him over monday! (it’s tuesday)
#my art#nerdy prudes must die#starkid npmd#starkid nerdy prudes must die#npmd#starkid#stephanie lauter#peter spankoffski#lautski#aka what would have happened if Stephanie gave him a new look instead of his sweater#yes he is wearing her clothes in this pic#hence the pants being a bit too short#also yes he looks too much like Ethan here lmao#I had to fight tooth and nail not to give him Ethan’s dangly little earring#also also pete is transgender#which way? yeah.#trans girl Pete real. trans boy Pete real.#musicals#hatchetfield
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having a tough time drawing today have poolverine and a logan doodle
#art#original art#harv's art#my art#poolverine#wolverpool#deadpool x wolverine#wade wilson#wolverine#deadpool and wolverine#wolverine fanart#james howlett#logan howlett#deadpool fanart#poolverine fanart#i am tired 2day :(#anyways wade special commissioned those shorts and those pants#it was very fun 4 him
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i imagine it's quite chilly in the black sea (for the lack of sun and color), so they're wearing slightly warmer clothes now uwu
+ thoughts
#i was meaning to only draw jay to try and figure out a design for her *once more*#but i was super happy with the first one i did so i drew the boys in slightly changed outfits instead#also yeah im VERY pleased with this outfit for jay. the colors look sooo good and exactly like i imagine them to look#the pants are not straight up green but they have this green ish hue to them that adds a lot i think#quite happy with chip's and gill's outfits too they're very sexy and cool hehe#gill in the turtleneck with short sleeves-- so good. and i gave him a haramaki!!!!!!!!!!! hell yeah the one piece fan in me is happy#and chip in the high waisted pants and these boots-- brooooo. slaying so hard. and he's wearing a proper shirt which is rare#also. there's a lot of typos in the explanations probably. um. yeah. not always looking at what i write#edit: forgot the actual tags whoops#jrwi riptide#jay ferin#jrwi chip#gillion tidestrider#my art#sketch
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yes, yes i know edgeworth’s big wet eyes and loser boy personality have captivated us all, but listen. listen.
phoenix wright
phoenix “genuinely unable to reconcile the girl on the stand with the girl he dated for eight months, a cognitive dissonance so profound it’s ultimately explained by them being literally two different people, but which he first sits with for five years and does not talk about at any point to anyone” wright
phoenix “don’t mention that name to me. i don’t want to talk about it. i don’t want to think about it. i am just going to keep myself in this state of perpetual crisis mode focus on other people’s problems until eventually i die and get to hang out with mia on the astral plane and never have to deal with any of these emotions ever again” wright
phoenix “overnight loses his career and reputation and sense of identity while gaining an adopted, probably pretty traumatized eight-year-old daughter, and rather than leaning on his friends for help, or getting therapy, or taking any time to process any of this, he *checks notes* spends seven years dedicating all his free time and energy to investigating the weird fucking circumstances around it and maintains a friendship with the guy he suspects was behind it all” wright
phoenix "runs across a burning bridge and falls through it, half a day after the game establishes that he is terrified of heights, because his friend is on the other side of that bridge" wright
phoenix “i sure felt surprised. maybe i had my poker face on” wright
phoenix “looking back on it that was actually a pretty dark period in my life” wright
phoenix “don’t ask me how i got started. i don’t remember” wright
phoenix “only you stood still, your eyes calmly watching” wright
phoenix “sometimes, life just sucks” wright
just
phoenix wright
crunchiest man in the world
and all i wanna do is chew and chew and chew on him
#ace attorney#where are all the people gnawing on phoenix's bones so white??#i need to find the phoenix bone-gnawing corner of this fandom PLEASE#this is me asking for the Phoenix Fic btw#where is the fic meditating on phoenix's whole mental state in general?#where is the fic about how it's phoenix's cageyness and poker face and flat affect under stress that is the hurdle?#the relationship ramifications of being actually really fucking hard to read when it comes down to it?#where is the fic about the week of his disbarment?#the one detailing the panicked blow by blow of it rippling through his social circle while he stands in the eye of the storm?#the one that ends messy and anxious and unresolved because it's week 1 of 7 years?#where is the birth of phoenix wright: poker legend fic?#where is the art school/theatre major phoenix fic?#no not the able to art/act phoenix fic but the kind of person who chooses to go to art school/study theatre phoenix fic#where is the supremely disinterested in pop culture phoenix fic?#where is the actually incredibly meticulous and competent phoenix fic?#capcom can tell me all they want that he's essentially an adhd disaster flying by the seat of his pants making it all up as he goes#but that's not what they're actually showing me#they're the ones who created an in-fiction legal system that functionally necessitates that#and the nature of the game is that phoenix is almost always proven right so rather than him coming off as hare-brained#his opponents rather just come off as short-sighted. either negligently or maliciously so#and the choices the writing makes in service of retaining mystery and audience suspense in fact function to make phoenix a person#who is astute and puts the pieces together but is cautious in his conclusions#i will grant them that phoenix does tend to lose sight of his overarching goal in getting drawn into proving or disproving minor points#the fact that edgeworth on the other hand never loses sight of this or where the various arguments stand in relation to it#is his sexiest trait as a character by far#but those minor points are actually functionally critical to the ultimate argument phoenix makes#so even though i do read that trait through the game mechanics i do also judge the other characters for being dicks about it#my point is phoenix wright does in fact have the character of a lawyer and is conventionally good at his job fucking fight me#my point is that you all have had 20 goddamn years to Rotate this man#my POINT is that there should be Intricate Fucked Up Meditations On Phoenix that rewire my fucking brain and i NEED to know where they are!
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hear me out: lighter with a reader who's sick, tired and dehydrated 24/7 with very deep eyebags. he's effortlessly doing pushups while you sit on him but you can jog for 5 secs without becoming a panting mess.
imagine him u up like a bunch of grapes and manhandling u
oh that is so me. he has shown in game that he would tease you a little for it (he laughed at our poor attempt of pull ups) but i don’t think he’d be mean about it. if you really wanted to, he’d help you get started so that it isn’t intimidating but he wouldn’t force you to do it. he would DEFINITELY try to help you live a healthier lifestyle in other ways like cuddles to sleep earlier, getting drinks together, etc.
i think something that’s fun to think about is actually helping lighter when he’s practicing/exercising. he feels a lot more motivated when you’re around but he doesn’t want you to just watch him. if it’s an actual fight, sure he doesn’t mind, but this is precious time that could be spent together.
so now he has you keeping his feet down while he does sit ups. it doesn’t ask much from you and he gets to see your face, unlike sitting on him when he does push ups. it’s like a reward in a sense, your voice counting each rep and your smile that just pushes him to do more every time. he doesn’t know if he’s feeling weak from the exercise or from your presence, as he’s beginning to slow down.
you observe that he’s getting tired, sweat running down his face. he doesn’t wear his shades when he’s practicing, they just get in the way sometimes, so you can see the focus in his eyes disappearing. “6, 7, 8,” you continue counting for him, keeping a mental note of how many reps he has done until now. just before he finishes, you decide to give a little boost of motivation to him. he gets ready to sit up, taking his time to ensure he does it safely. right as he sits up, you place a little kiss on his nose and he doesn’t register that for a moment. his body was ready to lie back down but then it stops half way and then it clicks in his head. a smirk on his face before lying back down, his heart rate increasing from both the exercise and you.
also i do think that he can easily manhandle you. his hands on your waist and you’re up in the air, placing you on the nearest surface. but if there’s anything that you’ve shown clear discomfort to, he would never do. i don’t think he’d slam you into a wall or anything like that, but instead would pin you to a wall slowly mhm
#lumiresponds ˚✧₊⁎☆#lighter zzz#zzz lighter#lighter lorenz#lighter x you#lighter x reader#lighter x gn reader#oh lighter you loser in a buff body#i love that so much#i love him so bad#there is that trust event where you do pull ups with him#he isn’t mean about belle/wise being weak#so i based this off of that#HES SO CUTE ABOUT IT THOUGH LIKE UGH YES DO HELP ME#i haven’t exercised in a while#and i think i have really bad health#as i often feel dizzy and easily tired after a short walk#running up the stairs for class is has me panting#so i am quite literally a weak loser#but if lighter says that he’ll help me#I BELIEVE HE WILL MHM YEP YEP
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Small TanFang details I love Pt 3: Fang sleeping soundly (with a little smile on his face) while his boyfriend’s snoring has chased off not one, but two of their friends
Pt 1 | Pt 2 | Pt 3 | Pt 4 | Pt 5 | Pt 6
#tanfang#we are#we are series#we are the series#well tbf phum mostly followed Peem lol#but still!! Phum was annoyed! And fang is just like ☺️☺️☺️ while tan snores his head off#AouBoom#*#but yeah also just the way he’s curled up against him#And tan in his t shirt and shorts and fang in long pants with the cardigan and socks!!#This looks so bad I’m sorry lol#wats*
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what’s your favorite bird?
peregrine falcon.
#misfits and magic#mismag#whitney jammer#artists on tumblr#my art#jammers colors make my eyes sad but i love him#I INCLUDED HIS TEAR AWAY PANTS#BUT THEYRE SHORTS
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Just a little fun detail..
THAT KUDO IS SO SHORT HE TUCKS HIS PANTS IN HIGH BOOTS.
Bruce wears those pants just fine, so he wears normal shoes. But Kudo? Look at how big they are on him. He wears boots almost up to his KNEES just to wear those pants. They're so baggy on him that the middle part for where the crotch goes, it's also almost down to his knees
Guy, where'd you get the pants? Are you just that short? Or did you take them from the long-legged Bruce?
#SHORT KING?#SHORT KING!#such a cute detail#meanwhile if bruce stood up straight hes gonna hit his head on the doorframe#everyones heights compared to each other is always inconsistent from angles and just because and such#but kudo with big pants and tall boots for said pants? never changes#kudo#bruce#yoichi shigaraki#bnha#mha#boku no hero academia#my hero academia#no ones brought this up. WHY? ITS CUTEE#it cant be that Bruce is just super tall#yes bruce is really tall and maybe kudo took his pants#but kudo is still short compared to the vault door#yoichi is probably taller than kudo. and yoichi was born with a weak and tiny body#resistance and tall bruce follow around muppet smile short king kudo#the demon lord AFO is afraid of the short guy#and ended up holding him at his death so hes taller than him. kudo is the bigger man to AFO#makes a more menacing memory? the guy you hate and are so scared of is actually taller than you (totally)#in reality he has two thumbs (first pic)#spoilers
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i simply think he should wear better clothes
#kris draws#nin#nine inch nails#trent reznor#on my knees begging him to wear that fun open skirt thing he did in like 2013 again but in shorts this time#or at least not long pants.
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might make more stupid short comics in the future, but im not continuing this one,
what happens after is that cross tries to take the bowl back and they drop it breaking it, nightmare comes in all pissed at the noise, and gives them a spanking(he doesnt spank them he just tells them to stop being dumbasses).
#killersans#undertale au#cross sans#sans au#bad sanses#undertale aus#sans#short comic#silly#comic#stupid comic#killer is too lazy to put on pants#cross wakes up way to early#killer takes melatonin/sleeping pills cause it's difficult for him to sleep#dust also takes melatonin/sleeping pills#they act like brothers but i like to ship them wtf im conflicted someone help me#take this as a kross mini comic or just them being stupid idc its up to you#even tho kross isnt implied#do whatever hehehehe
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can we leak our dms and discuss sexy sweaty runner steve bc i feel like everybody deserves to know what we know 🫡
him coming home in his lil runner shorts and a hoodie and he’s all flustered and sweaty 😵💫 try not to jump his bones challenge failed immediately!!
ali stoppppp 😩 like. i’m literally gonna lick the sweat from him, give him a goddamn sponge bath with my tongue and there would be nothing that could stop me. and oof if he’s sweaty enough it makes his hair is all funny, some of the sweat making it flop and stick together in little bits tehe <3
coming home from a run would go smth like this: enter steve, he’s tan, he’s sweaty, he’s wearing the worldest tiniest shorts again just to give a heart attack to every milf on the block when he goes by and calls out, “morning mrs. callahan!” all polite. he knows what he’s doing >:) he wanders into the kitchen to grab a glass of water where you’re sat, picking at the end of your breakfast. he can feel your eyes on him as he drinks, downing a whole glass of water and refilling it immediately, to down half of the second glass.
taking a breather, steve pulls his hoodie up to wipe the sweat off his face and water from his mouth and you have to quietly inhale a mouthful of drool as his tummy is exposed— rippling wildly as he tries to catch his breath. you fail to contain said drool and steve looks up just in time to catch you wiping at your mouth a little. he smirks, the bastard, and starts shucking off the hoodie— not even trying to hold down the shirt beneath it. it’s a show of tan skin, moles, and his hairy chest and you’ve somehow managed to clench yourself thighs tighter by the time he wrangles it off.
“i’m…” he starts, eyes looking you up at down. he licks his lips. “gonna have a shower. care to join me, sweetheart?”
you stand up instantly and steve snorts a laugh, completely endeared by how eager you are — loves to know that he’s so wanted by you. he plants his hands on his hips and wiggles his eyebrows at you, running his hand through his hair quickly. “okay, race you to the bathroom? go!”
he doesn’t give you a second, sprinting out of the kitchen and flying up the stairs, his runners high just making it easy as pie. he’s halfway up the stairs, when he hears your “steeeeeeeeeve!” and it just makes him grin, beginning to shed his shirt, dropping it carelessly in the hallway. his blue nike cortez’s go next, one after the other. “i’m getting naked!” he calls back, then laughs a little when he hears your feet thunder a little faster on the stairs. and you know, for someone who’s just been running for the last hour or so, he seems to have plenty of stamina in the shower…
#OBSESSED OBSESSED OBSESSED#RUNNER STEVE MY FREAKING BELOVED#GOD I NEED HIM!!!!#think about him.#big grey hoodie. tiny green shorts. blue nike cortez. SWEATY from his RUN#i’m creaming my pants just thinking bout it tbh#he’s so goddamn boyfriend i’ll die#ur right ali we needed to share this w the world#jay answers#jay writes#steve harrington x reader#steve x reader#steve harrington#steve harrington smut#steve harrington x reader smut
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Here it is!
Namor and shuri staying up most of the night trying to ease their baby girl to sleep, only for them to sit outside near the rivers edge even tho you can’t see it as the sound of the waters soothes their daughter.
#sleep deprived#nashuri#namuri baby#my art#fan art#jasmindoodles art#namor of talokan#shuri black panther#namor x shuri#shuri x namor#mcu namor#namor#kukulkán#tenoch huerta namor#family fluff#soft moments#it could have been different#yes he has normal pants#okoye would drop kick him if he walked around in those scandals shorts of his#still I’m not sure of the child’s name
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First makeup + upper half clothing trial -- waist belt, leg and arm armor, and detailing to go!
Few extra photos below
#i def am gonna move the chest harness up one chain link I think#after his belt/skirt I just have small things to get done!!:D#touchstarved#vere#vere touchstarved#touchstarved game#y'all I'm pleased as punch#I can dress up like him but dang I sure don't have his rizz 🥺#cosplay#personal#mine#yes the pants are 100% holding the top in place#I'll sew the hem to some spandex shorts to help me keep everything in place before I wear it anywhere (and use a lot of fashion tape lmao)
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