#let me just say i AM hungy now
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spilledmilkfkdies · 1 year ago
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WE DONT PUT SALT IN THE BREAD BECAUSE WE ACTUALLY SPICE OUR FOOD AND DONT SURVIVE ON COTOLLETTA AND POLENTA LIKE YOU SO IT IS NOT NEEDED (who historically are the actual barbarians, is litteraly in the name of the region!). Canonically, Duman would like it here the most since he must like spices juding by those milkshakes,also people from Lombardy are fancy snobby and there is not even a bit of nature there, he is to feral for that in my opinion.
Last time on: Italian Duman Custody Battle
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I've learned more about Italian things here than I ever did in school. Not that we had a specific Italy class, but y'know. You can tell it's getting serious because we're talking about spices and dropping the word canonically.
I have very little to add, you make some good points. We shall leave this for Lombardy to come back to <3
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ashprompts · 7 months ago
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𝐆𝐀𝐌𝐄 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐑 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒
a collection of sentence starters from dropout tv's game changer. feel free to alter pronouns/text as you see fit
“I’ve been here THE WHOLE TIME”
“It’s hard to hold this much anger in my body.” 
“If you never hear from me again, you know what to do!.”
“If they don’t find me it’s because I was chopped up and fed to the pigs!”
“I SOLVED YOUR LABYRINTH, PUZZLEMASTER. THE MINOTAUR’S ESCAPED, AND YOU’RE GONNA GET THE HORNS, BUDDY”
“I. CANNOT. WIN!!!!”
“A lot of people have been saying that ___ is a singularly evil, wildly incompetent, befuddled nepo baby silver spoon motherfucker. This is what people are saying.” 
“If you can do ONE swing on the swing I will let you play with all the math puzzles that you want” 
“You’re not getting a FUCKING JOKE OUT OF ME until you let me out of this room! You want bits?! You let me out of this room for bits, motherfucker!”
“Are we gonna die before we get outta here?” 
“I’m gonna lose so fucking hard it’s gonna blow your fucking mind”
“But in this sick rodeo, this bizarre fucked up clown festival, we’re here celebrating what I can only describe as the sickness at the core of America.” 
“Give me the assignment and I don’t miss. I’m gonna DIE before this is over.”
“Your tower’s gonna fall. Laugh it up now.” 
“A river of sweat is running down my back right now.”
“I do hate zombies and I will have nightmares about this tonight. But in this moment I just feel like I’m surrounded by friends.” 
“We don’t give a cum.”
“If you’re in a hole, DYING. I WON’T BE THERE.”
“I showed them my feet, [name]! I SHOWED THEM MY FEET FOR NOTHING?”
“Stop shaking your cock in the middle of a fucking huddle, dude!”
“I’d fuck that pie.”
“If you’re like me, you eat a lot of ass.”
“I hate capitalism but I also hate losing.”
“I get my tongue so far up somebody it’s like I’m tasting their tonsils. I get so deep in there I’m gonna burn myself with stomach acid.”
“I like perching like a little bisexual gargoyle”
“If you were performing on a subway I would take money away from you.”
“I’VE ONLY JUST BEGUN TO PULL THE THREAD ON THIS SWEATER.”
“Icarus flying too close to the sun, but it seems Daedalus our little mastercrafter over here had some WAX WINGS OF HIS OWN, didn’t he? Wanted to see his son fall, faaaalll from the sky, OH HOW CLOSE TO THE SUN HE FLEW”
“Hey can I get an ah? … Don’t scream at me.” 
“You kinda have the vibe that your kids call you by your first name.”
“The day I DON’T curse when a body falls from the sky, call somebody.”
“Could I place an order? I’m hungie. What do you think would be the best pizza to order if I’m quite hungie? Um, I like cheese, what is your largest pizza? Yeah let’s get an extra large because I’m hungie. I’m hungie, I’m hungie, I’m hungie.” 
“WE ARE NOT ANIMALS!!!”
“So long as I am on this stage and drawing breath, you can good and goddamn believe I’ll be trying my best in every challenge.”
“Was it bad that we just started smashing shit?” 
“You didn't count on INGENUITY did you motherfucker?!”
“FIGHT THE BOURGEOISIE. I WILL VENMO YOU $20.” 
“This could be hell. This is very Satre-esque.”
“YOU ARE NOT GOD. THE MACHINE IS GOD.”
“Can you tell us why you’d do this to us?”
“I won’t be made a fool”
“I do feel like I’m in a nightmare”
“I’m the only one OUT of the loop it seems”
“Everybody do the wenis! The wenis is a dance! Everybody is a genius! Who knows it in advance!” 
"DANCE IS A SIN!"
"You think I'm gonna fucking roll over?!"
"It'll be a COLD DAY IN HELL when I go out like a fucking chump!"
"I don't care about winning, I just don't wanna lose"
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blehdsvvds · 2 months ago
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Atsushi as your big Brother
A/N: HELLOO ITS BEEN AWHILE SINCE I POSTED BUT I AM BACK SOBHERE ARE SOME ATSUSHI HEAD CANNONS, SORRY FOR ANY GRAMMAR MISTAKES
Atsushi
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- Bro is actually the sweetie
- the defenition of a good big Brother
- since his life was really tough he would make sure you live the best life
- he doesn't have much but he will spoil you until you are bratty and would still see no wrong in his eyes <33
- ALWAYS CHECKS ON IF YOURE HUNGY
- IF YOU ARE HUNGRY HE WOULD MAKE IT EVERYONES WORRY
- "hey are you hungry?" "Just a bit maybe a light sna-" "OH MY GOD MY LITTLE SIBLING OH GOD NO DONT LET THIS BE, KUNIKDA WE NEED TO GET FOOD ASAP NOW HURRY UP WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU WAITING FOR LETS GO" he would do this ugly sobbing too
- CONVINCE HIM TO GET THERAPY PLEASE POOR BABY NEEDS IT
- if you are upset he would try cracking some really bad jokes to try and you laugh (he got them from dazai)
- you are probably crying because of whatever and bros over here panicing and saying stuff like "NO DONT CRY MORE, ITS OKAY, WHAT DO YOU CALL A NO EYED DEER??"
- YOU GET TO RIDE ON HIS BACK IN HIS TIGER FORM
- somethimes he might even snuggle up to you as byakko :33
- the type to cry when you get older💔💔
- first day at highschool? Sobbing, your birthday? Bawling, you start doing things without his help? Shedding tears
- would rant to the ADA about it
- "THEY ARE GROWING UP SO MUCH AND IM JUST SO PROUD OF THEM BUT ALSO SAD TO SEE THEM GO" And rambles on about it as dazai is tying a noose and continuing the conversation by saying stuff like "UH HUH" "OH DEAR" "TELL ME MORE" "THAT SOUNDS ROUGH"
- when he is busy or is coming something dangerous he will put you in Kunikdas care
- dazai would offer but atsushi cut him off screamed NO so loud it sent out sound waves into space
- "hey atsushi, I can take care of-" "FUCK NO" *windows shatter, car sirens go off, buildings begin to shake* and would clear his throat and say "no thank you Mr dazai,I appreciate the offer though" in a cheery tone
-OVERALL THE SWEETIE AND THE BEST
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sulfies · 8 months ago
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ight I need you to write a fic with that desmond/ezio drabble you made rn
Best I can do is another small blurb for the poor hungy orphans🫡 CostumeChange desmond part1 here
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”So…”
They were seated across from one another, Desmond's foot tapping on the floor rhythmically.
”So?”
Ezio’s arms were crossed, posture relaxed now that he knew he didn't have an enemy spy ready to butcher his disciples. Since he could take in the other person and the situation properly, It was hard to not find it funny.
”How long did you, really, think you could pull this…”
Desmond sucked in an amused breath “Lets just say, knock on wood, If you were to die, they wouldn't have missed you.”
Ezio’s hand hit his knee “Bah, Not recognising your own mentor! If this wasn't a special issue that most likely won't repeat ever again, I'd say our brotherhood is in shambles.” He leans back more in his seat. “Surely you could have gotten supplies elsewhere or even gone to the merchants I go to, since I am assuming you know about them too. Why come here to parade around as… me?”
His tone still on friendly side, Desmond flinched a bit at the last question. “I didn't plan on acting as you… I needed assassin gear, so I came here to steal some. Right as I was gearing up some novice walked in and my hood was up, then they asked for some advice, then some others shoved up and you really need to be here more often Ezio…”
”Not talking about my schedules right now, Desmond”
”Right…” Desmond clasped his hands together foot still tapping “It's not like I sent them to missions or ordered around, I was just giving tips and tricks that you would have given anyway and-“
Hearing a throat clear Desmond looked at Ezio to get back on topic “Okay okay, but I finally got to be in THE Tiber Island hideout filled with people… so I got carried away a bit, give a man a break I wasn’t thinking the best. This is like seeing…. I don't know… Jesus’s house?”
Ezio could only roll his eyes fondly at the weird comparison. “Getting compared to Jesus is weird. Especially by you.”
Desmond chuckled “Ah yes… Especially since-”
“I am your prophet…”
The silence hung in the air for a few seconds. “Are you here related to that? Do I have to decipher some godly riddles again?”
Desmond shook his head so fast “No! No god no, It's not that. Y-you already did all you had to Ezio.” He swallowed a lump. “I had to get the message through you to save the world, I’m sorry they never explained anything to you.”
”And did you? save the world, I mean?”
Ezio’s hands were on his lap now, almost as shy as his younger 17 year old self rubbing his palms nervously.
“Yeah, I did… thanks to you”
“Bené” then he repeated it again, to himself.
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wide-eyedbrowns · 10 months ago
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yellowjackets team (alive by season 2) rating and ranking
1. Misty - 9.5/10
i said she was annoying but like i get her now. in both the crash and adult timeline, she has the best story and characterization. maybe because her actresses are so great, but definitely her whole arc is unrivaled.
2. Nat - 9/10
her storylines in both arcs are extremely good. definitely the most important yellowjackets member along with misty, i love their little tandem. i just don't like her purple era but she did find a daughter there!
3. Shauna - 9/10
make up your fucking mind girl! one minute she's against lottie's weird cult shit, the next second she's chasing natalie so she can kill her for food and say the wilderness chose! however her craziness post-birth must be a sort of post natal psychosis. adult shauna makes up like 7 points of the 8.5, she's the better shauna for me because she's a straight up loser with an equally loser husband.
4. Coach Scott - 8/10
high ranking out of pure pity like i am so worried for this man. i hope he's still alive and he's experiencing time-traveling hallucinations or whatever, since time traveling is a pretty big theory. i wish he does survive and all the paul scenes are his present scenes but he's gone off the rocks and thinks he's still in the wilderness. this dude is the only one not extremely or supernatully fucked up bc he didn't participate in the cult thing hopefully. BURN THEM CABINS DOWN BAYBEEE
5. Lottie - 7.5/10
when your schizophrenic dreams are misinterpreted by the rest of the group and you're forced to be the face of cannibalism 😂😂🤣🤣. robbed shauna of her cannibal crown. was just being un-medicated then the rest of the team decided to honor her like a god. there were times were she was annoying but you realize she quite literally has done nothing but every single sidekick of hers decides to speak for her and it just goes wrong every single time.
6. Taissa - 7/10
tie. extremely curious about the bad tai and the man with no eyes, which serves as the only "supernatural" event in the series shown that is not in the wilderness or post-wilderness. it would be fucking crazy if tai was the one who bought "It" in the wilderness instead of it like actually already being there, like maybe that was their home? with all the cult symbols or whatever. sometimes i do just find her boring im sorry, she's just like shauna she's extremely indecisive and it's pissing me off! only 7 bc FREE SIMONE ❤️ joking
8. Travis - 7/10
i pity this man so much but sometimes he's boring and his season 1 arc had me skipping scenes. but his brother went missing, "died", came back, then actually died and then no one said "sorry we had to give up your brother to the wilderness, it was either nat or him and the wilderness chose him! we honestly could've atleast tried in helping him get out of the ice cold water but we were hungy". like can we please give this man a break? i wouldn't be surprised if him and natalie refused to hunt for them, if they're all just going to pick cards and eat each other, why hunt for deer, right?
9. Van - 5/10
i feel like one of the only people with a dislike for van's character like. lottie dickrider, i get you "owe" the wilderness for letting you live like you're obviously the favorite but the way she treats the other yellowjackets pisses me off, especially when she straight up said to travis she wasn't ashamed for sacrificing javi? why is she a stronger indoctrinated christian than lottie? i wish they reveal more about her because to be honest her character's a bit of a blank slate, it would be amazing if they start showing a more deeper relationship between her and whatever's in the wilderness. i feel like, in both the show and the fandom, van doesn't have much to her character without tai. her only storyline without tai is with her mother, which we were shown barely 30 seconds of.
10. Mari - 3/10
i just need her gone
11. girl with the shoulder length hair aka pit girl contender number 56 - 2/10
i remember one line of hers and she was rude to shauna and i just didn't like it
12. lesbian w the cap - 2/10
rude to shauna! dye your hair black and i'll give you a bigger role as possible pit girl number 57
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marsthegaymer · 1 year ago
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Promises
Mommy! Lady Dimitrescu x Little! Reader
Warning(s): Age regression, angst, yelling, fluff in the next part.
a/n: This will be in two parts. I had fun writing this and I hope you guys enjoy.
Summary:
What happens when Alcina runs out of promises?
Y/N’s pov
I wake up to a cold empty bed. Where’s my mommy? I pull off the covers and grab (your favorite stuffie). I hold them close to my chest as I go around looking for her. “Mommy” I call softly. I hear the padding of my feet as I walk down the long hallway. I per into one of the rooms. “Mommy? Are u in here” I ask but she’s not there. I eventually find her in her study. I walk up to her. “Mommy” I call her name. She looks up at me and smiles. “What are you doing up little one” she asks. “ I woke up an chu not dere” I say quietly. “Mommy has work I need to do” she sighs. “ I know mommy I just wan chu” I say. She sighs before getting up. “Come on little one. Back to bed” she says holding her hand out. I hold her hand and cling to her side. She walks me back to the room and lays me down. 
“Alright little one. No more getting up okay” she asks. “I jus wan chu sweeps wit me” I say. “I won’t go anywhere I’ll be here” mommy says. I cuddle into her and start drifting when she starts playing with my hair. I wake up in the morning to no mommy. I thought she was going to stay with me. I got up from the bed with my stuffie. I walk straight to her study and see her doing more work and I pout. I walk in and go straight up to her. “Hi mommy “ I say softly. “Not right now, I’m busy” she says going through papers. “But mommy, I hungy. An I wan chu” I say even softer. “Mommy’s really busy right now. Have the maids make you something. “Okay mommy. Can chu pway water” I ask her. “Yeah, whatever. Just let me work” she says.
I walk out and down the hallway. I walk into the kitchen. And she Bela messing with one of the maids. She turns her head to me and smiles. “Hey there little one” she says softly and flies over to me. “How’s my favorite little bug” she asks putting hair behind my ear. “Gud I jus hungy” I replied. “We’ll have to fix that yeah?” She says turning to the maid. “ chocolate pancakes and strawberries will do” she orders the maid. She turns to me and smiles. “ why don’t you hang out with mom” she asks. “She busy so I cant” I say a little quiet. “Oh sorry bug. I bet Dani can play” she suggests. I nod and turn around. I walk to Dani’s door. “Dani” I call softly. The door opens and Dani instantly smiles. “Hey there pup” she says sweetly. “Cans we pway “ I ask. “Of course! Come in” she exclaimed. 
After a while the maid comes in with the food. “Tank chu” I say loudly at the maid. “Of course” she says smiling. I eat all of it and continue playing before I start getting sleepy. “Hey, you sleepy little one” Dani asks. I nod as I rub my eyes. “Go tell mom, so she can put you down” she says. I walk back to the study and walk up to mommy. “ Mommy, I sweepy” I say yawning. “ okay, I’ll be there in a second” she says not looking up at me. I nod and walk into the room and plop down on the bed. I wait there for a while before I get up and go back to her. “Mommy” I ask. “Mommy pease I sweepy” I say. She sighs harshly before getting up and walking past me. I run to catch up with her. She gets me ready for a nap in a hurry. As soon as I am tucked in she heads for the door. “Mommy? I fought chu gon stay wit me” I ask. “Mommy has work to do. Mother Miranda Needs mommy to do something’s for her.” She replies. 
“Okie. Can we pway after I wakes up” I ask her and she nods before shutting the door. I lay down excited to play since she hasn’t for a while. I fall asleep pretty easily. I wake up a couple hours later and excitedly getting up. I go straight to the study. “Mommy!!! Are chu weady to pway” I say excitedly and jumping up and down.”not right now Y/N” she says. “But mommy you promised” I whine and keep asking her to play with me. “Y/N” she says firmly and I stop jumping. “I need you to stop coming in here. I said I was working do you not understand simple words” she says harshly. I feel tears pooling in my eyes. “Um…yeah” I was quietly. “Then why can you not listen to simple instructions and not bother me” she says raising her voice. “I-I’m sowwy mommy” I say almost at a whisper. “Excuse me “ she asks harshly. “I just said sowwy” I say with my lip quivering. “Do not have attitude with me “ she says grabbing my arm. She pulls me into the hallway and I fall on the floor crying. “Now leave me be” she says and slams the door. Tears are streaming down my face. Why was mommy being so mean? I knew I didn’t want to be around her. I wanted auntie Donna.
I run to the room sobbing. I grab one of my bags and put a stuffie and my favorite snack and sippy cup with water. I put my shoes and jacket on and walk out the door. I use a map I found to find Donna’s house. I get lost and Duke comes to my rescue. “Ah Y/N, what are you don’t out here all alone” he asks. “Mommy was be mean I wan see auntie Donna.  “ well she lives in that direction “ he says pointing to a gate. “Tank chu duke” I say walking the direction of the gate. “Anytime” he exclaims. I walk down a pathway through the forest. I hear something moving in the bushes. Scared, I start running and eventually get to auntie Donna’s house. I run up to the door and knock repeatedly with tears streaming down my face. The door opens and it’s Angie.
“Y/N! Have you come come to play? Where’s the tall one” she asks. “I ran away” I reply. She lets me in and I walk in the door. Donna comes down the stairs. “Y/N what are you doing here” she asks coming up to me. She notices my tears and rushes up to me. “What happened little one” she asks sweetly. “Mommy no wan pway! She keeps ignoring me and she yelled at me because I bother her” I explain sobbing. “Oh honey” she says hugging me. “Oh jeez, you’re freezing” she exclaims. “Come on little one let’s get you warm” she says softly. She wraps me in blankets on her couch and brings me hot chocolate. “There you go baby. All warm now” she says softly. “Can I has cuddles” I ask and she smiles. “Come here love” she says with her arms out. I climb into her arms and cuddle into her. After a bit I feel myself falling asleep. She strokes my hair to help me fall asleep and I eventually fall into a peaceful sleep.
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lord-of-gender · 4 years ago
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A Small Problem - Part 1
My version of @deyageka’s Childinnit au. 3145 words
Dream revived Tommy, but there were unforeseen consequences
"Dweam! I hungy," Tommy complained, he had appeared in the cell after getting revived, with almost no memory of his life. And he looked to be only five or six years old.
"Look kid, all I have are potatoes," Dream snapped. He didn't know which was worse, teen Tommy that actively disregarded him and never listened, or toddler Tommy who was just annoying and never stopped complaining.
"No, no poo-tato," he grabbed the potato Dream had handed him and chucked it in the lava. Tommy had been talking with the same mocking tone all week.
"You have got to be kidding me," Dream glared at Tommy, resisting the urge to kill him again, knowing it would be better if he was alive, even in this state.
"La, la, la, I'm singing, I'm like Wilby," Tommy said, knowing perfectly well he was getting on Dream's nerves.
"Oh thank god," Dream said when he heard footsteps echoing over the lava. "Sam! Get this child out of here!"
"Hi Sam!" Tommy yelled, his high pitched voice hardly recognizable by Sam. "You have a funny name! I am looking for Wilbur!"
"T-Tommy?" Sam said, the disbelief clear in his voice. "Tommy go the the corner in the water!"
"Why?" Tommy asked, clearly not getting the urgency of the situation.
"Just do it you child," Dream demanded, pushing Tommy towards the corner of the cell.
"Okee," Tommy made his way over and stood in the water. Within seconds he was on the other side with Sam. "Hallo! Hehe, Techno always says that. Ooh! I'm big and scawy like Techno!"
"I'm so confused, how are you alive, and why are you, younger," Sam said, not expecting a response.
"I dunno," Tommy shrugged and with a huge smirk began running away from Sam. "Weeeee, freedom!"
"Tommy!" Sam ran after him, eventually cornering him as Tommy came up to the other lava. Noticing the kid's fearful and entranced expression as he started at the lava.
"No, lava bad," he muttered, backing away from it, he didn't know why, he just didn't like it. "Where's Wilbur?"
"I don't know, why don't you come with me and we'll find him," Sam reached his hand out for Tommy to take. Eventually he did. Looking between the lava and Tommy, Sam didn't feel right making him go through all the protocol, not like this. So he lead Tommy through the guards' secret passageways until they got to the main entrance of the prison.
"What is this place," Tommy asked, "why is Dweam in there?"
"This is a place where bad people go, and Dream is a very bad man," Sam said, leading him to the lockers. "Go into the chest and give me the card in there."
"Are you going to put Techno in there," Tommy asked, opening the ender chest and pulling out what Sam had told him.
"Not unless I have to," Sam said, the thought had crossed his mind, but if he did attempt to Phil would defend Techno. The two were powerful, but had stayed isolated in the mountains and didn't currently pose a threat.
"Is this all mine," Tommy looked at the contents in the regular chest in wonder.
"Yes, but we can leave it here or I can hold onto it until we figure this out," Sam said, talking about getting Tommy back to his normal age.
"But it's mine," Tommy said, he pulled out the axe and tried swinging it around, but the weight was made for someone bigger and stronger than him so he ended up falling to the ground. "Uh, you have it. Too heavy."
"I'll give it back as soon as you get back to normal," Sam said, ruffling Tommy's hair as he put the Axe of Peace back. "But first let's get out of here."
"Okay," Tommy said and Sam took him to the secondary exit he made just in case. They landed down in the water the prison had been built on and Sam helped Tommy swim to the shore.
"Tunnel!" Tommy said, pointing at the tunnel leading to Snowchester. "Let's go there!"
"Alright, I'll take you to Snowchester." Sam crafted a boat and got in, with Tommy getting in behind him, humming to himself as they headed towards the snowy biome.
"Who lives here," Tommy asked, taking in every bit of detail and rubbing his hands together to warm up.
"Tubbo does, I think Foolish and Ranboo do as well," Sam said, he knew he would have to go back to the prison to double check all the safety protocol and move Tommy's items.
"Tubbo," Tommy perked up, "let's see Tubbo!"
"I don't think he's here right now," Sam said, he would have to go back to the Dream SMP to see if Puffy or anyone else could watch Tommy, but then he'd have to explain what happened. "Come on Tommy."
"I'm cold," he said, trudging through the snow behind Sam to Tubbo's cabin.
"I know, but you need to stay here while I go do some things," Sam said, grabbing a cloak from a chest and wrapping it around Tommy. "I don't think Tubbo will mind if you look around."
"Who's up there," Tommy asked, hearing noises from the attic. He went over to the ladder and climbed up and opened the trapdoor to see Micheal entertaining himself. "Hallo! I'm Tommy."
"Oh, that's Micheal," Sam said, climbing up behind him. "Be careful. I have to go. Don't go outside, okay?"
"Okee," Tommy said, looking intently at Micheal as he snorted to himself. Tommy then made some piglike noises, making the young zombie piglin perk up and squeal in excitement.
"Wait, you know piglin," Sam asked, pausing as he started back down.
"Techno teached me, he's a pig-in," Tommy said, then made more noises and the two children continued to talk to each other. "Go away now."
"Well have fun, stay safe Tommy," Sam said, climbing down and closing the doors behind him.
Michael started to point at the photos of him, Ranboo, and Tubbo. Tommy looked at them and searched his memory, as far as he could remember Phil didn't have any pictures like that. Michael oinked as he offered Tommy a handful of cake. His stomach rumbled as he looked at the treat.
"Here I can give you a potato," Tommy said, offering one of the raw potatoes he had left over from the prison. "I don't like them." Michael lit up and took the potatoes, happily eating them.
"Hi Michael," Tubbo came up to see them, they hadn't even heard him open the door. "I'm back buddy."
"Michael wishes you and Ranboo were home more, and he's cold," Tommy said, pulling Tubbo's attention to him. "Hallo!"
"I- hello, who are you," Tubbo asked, he didn't think any other children were on the server, let alone human children.
"It's me, Tommy, remember me Tubbo," Tommy grinned, cake frosting covering his mouth. Tubbo froze. There was no way, it was impossible, he was seeing things. He had to be. Slowly Tubbo climbed back down the ladder.
"How is he," Ranboo asked, carrying a armful of red berry branches, he had slowly been working on clearing out all the berry bushes so Michael could safely walk around outside.
"I-I uh, he's cold," Tubbo stammered, still not fully processing what he found out.
"I can make him a coat, we do have the extra fabric," Ranboo said, he climbed up the ladder to see Tommy and Michael.
"You need this more than I do," Tommy pulled off the cloak and wrapped it around Michael. "I'll ask them to put a fireplace up here."
"Well hello there, who are you," Ranboo said, closing the trapdoor behind him. He sat down in front of the boys.
"Tommy," he said gleefully, "I was stuck with a bad man called Dweam, Sam took me here. He's looking for Wilbur."
"I- okay, do you remember anything before that," Ranboo asked, wondering if he knew everything that Tommy did. "Do you remember me?"
"Uh, no, but you're Ranboo right?" Tommy asked, "and why is Dweam in prison? What bad things did he do?"
"Well he killed multiple people, he blew up something that used to be Tubbo's, he stole some things of yours and did alot of bad things to you," Ranboo said, not mentioning how Dream had used him as well.
"Well I don't remember," Tommy said, he looked at Michael who had been jumping in the corner and snorted to him. "He wants to go outside."
"You understand him," Ranboo asked, he had been trying to find a book on piglin but now that he knew Tommy could speak it that would be a big help.
"Yeah, Techno taught me," Tommy said, making Ranboo feel stupid. Of course, he should have asked Techno to teach him, but then again he had no idea when he would wake up, and he might end up having to tell Techno about Michael.
"What do you remember," Ranboo asked, trying to get a better idea of what happened to Tommy, even if he wouldn't remember.
"Uh, Philza and Wilbur are my family, Techno is a friend of Dadza's, he was the ruler of some place," Tommy stifled a yawn, "the Antarctic Empire."
"Do you want to stay here until Sam comes back," Ranboo asked, Tommy nodded, leaning his head against him.
"Mhm," Tommy mumbled, the events of the past week finally catching up with him. Now that he was outside and could see the sun his lack of sleep started to take hold.
"I'll see if we have an extra blanket," Ranboo said as Michael looked at Tommy curiously. He went down the ladder to see Tubbo muttering to himself.
"Ranboo, please tell me I was just seeing things up there," Tubbo said, pacing around. "Cause I thought I saw Tommy, young Tommy."
"Oh he's there alright," Ranboo said, "I didn't believe it at first, but of course I've never seen young Tommy. So he couldn't have been an illusion."
"But how is he alive," Tubbo said, sitting down on one of the chests.
"Maybe Sam will know, cause Tommy doesn't remember why he was in there," Ranboo said, he grabbed their extra blanket. "But he is cute like this."
"Don't let him know that," Tubbo let out a small chuckle. When Ranboo went back up Tommy had fallen asleep in Michael's bed, Michael was lying down by him.
"Tubbo, get up here, you need to see this," Ranboo whisper yelled.
"What is it," Tubbo came up and 'aww'ed when he saw the two boys sleeping next to each other. "I forgot how peaceful he is when asleep."
"He sleeps like a baby," Ranboo said, "we're not letting this go when he gets back to normal, right?"
"Definitely not," Tubbo laughed, imagining the amount of teasing they could do with this.
"Ranboo, Tubbo, are you guys here," Sam called from downstairs.
"Shh, Tommy just fell asleep," Ranboo jumped down with Tubbo following behind. "So why is he like this?"
"Dream said he brought Tommy back," Sam said, "and he isn't happy this happened."
"Back, like back from the dead," Tubbo clarified.
"Yes, I'm going to try to look through my books and see if there's anyway to fix this," Sam said, "I just wanted to make sure Tommy was okay, are you guys good to watch him? If not I'm sure I could find Puffy or someone else."
"Well once he wakes up I could take Tommy with me, he's talked alot about Phil and Techno," Ranboo offered.
"I don't know, Phil hasn't been the best parent to Tommy in the past," Sam said, "I'd much rather have him stay here, where I know he's safe."
"Well we can't keep this a secret forever, the entire server knows he died," Tubbo said.
"But if the Eggpire knows he's alive they'll go after him," Sam said, "Sam Nook warned me that they were trying to kill him."
"I think alot more than just them were after him," Ranboo said, "If I remember correctly Niki said Jack had tried to kill him." He left out the part of Niki trying to as well, but she had changed, and she was part of the Syndicate.
"So we keep this between us right now, once we get Tommy aged back up he can decide what he wants to do," Sam said.
"I'll look through Phil's library for a solution," Ranboo pulled out his book to write down a reminder.
"We still have to tell someone, there's going to be times when we're all busy," Tubbo said, "and Tommy's not going to be as willing as Michael to stay here all day."
"I think we can trust Puffy, and possibly Quackity, that way he can be around different people," Sam said, he would have to check how close Tommy and Quackity were. Foolish was an option as well, and could protect Tommy if it came to it, but with the Eggpire attacking Foolish he wasn't so sure.
Later that day Ranboo had met up with Philza to help him work on his cabin. Phil was in the basement, trading with Techno's villagers.
"So Phil, can I ask you about something?" Ranboo said, coming down to help him.
"Of course mate, what's up," Phil said.
"What's the 'Antarctic Empire'," Ranboo asked, what Tommy said earlier stuck with him. And he knew it was safer to ask Phil before Techno.
"Do not ever bring that up with Techno," Phil said, his tone dark and warning. "Where the fuck did you hear that?"
"I- uh, Ghostbur mentioned something about it so I got curious," Ranboo lied, remembering that Sam had wanted to keep Tommy on the down-low for the time being.
"Alright, just don't tell Techno that I told you," Phil said, "the Antarctic Empire is a land far from here, it's where Techno lived before coming here. It's not quite an empire anymore and is the reason he hates government. He saw the state of everyone who lived there and hated himself for it. So he ended his reign and went into hiding, watching as the Empire tore themselves apart."
"That's crazy," Ranboo said, "but it does explain alot."
The next day Sam had run into Quackity while trying to find Puffy or Ranboo. He needed someone to watch Tommy, but Tuboo said he had other things to do.
"Oh thank god, Quackity can you do something for me," Sam said, stopping him.
"Uh, what is it," Quackity asked as Sam threw a book to him.
"Read that and go into the second floor suite of Tommy's hotel," Sam said, "you are to tell no one, if you have any questions find Tubbo or Ranboo."
"What the fuck, I have things I need to do myself," Quackity called as Sam ran off to finish repairing the prison, but with the mining fatigue he didn't know how long it would take him. Quackity sighed as he looked at the book, it wasn't titled and he decided to just pocket it. He walked to the hotel and when he confirmed Jack wasn't there, went up where Sam told him.
"Hallo!" Tommy waved, making Quackity jump. "Are you Big Q?"
"No, no, no," Quackity shook his head, it had to be some cruel joke.
"No?" Tommy said, "are you sad?"
"No! What's your name?" Quackity said, there was no way this was Tommy. He wasn't a kid, he was dead.
"Tommy, I'm five," he said, then walking back to what he was doing. He took a yellow paper he had cut out and put together, and put it on his head. It was a crown. "I'm like Techno!"
"Okay, but why are you a child," Quackity pulled out the book and began to read it. It explained to him the situation as far as they knew, that he was to keep Tommy hidden, and the added death threat if anything happened to Tommy.
"What's wrong with being a child," Tommy asked, everyone had been talking as if him being like this was wrong. This statement make Quackity burst out laughing, the older Tommy would have never said that.
"I don't know, I mean you're probably less of a handful at this age," Quackity said, ruffling Tommy's hair. He had to make the most of this, and he had the perfect idea of how. "How would you like to help me annoy an old grumpy ghost?"
"Sure," Tommy grabbed the moth toy he had spent all of last night begging Sam and Tubbo to make. "Ready."
"What's your moth's name," Quackity asked as he and Tommy left the hotel. Tommy waved by to Sam Nook as they passed him.
"His name is Clementine," Tommy said, Quackity tried not to laugh again as his British accent fully came out when he said the name. "And you have to say it just like me."
"Okay kid," Quackity spotted Jack in the distance, he was coming in their direction. "Listen to me, we're going to play superheroes right now. My name is Big Q, and yours, what's a name you like?"
"Bird man!" Tommy said, Quackity shook his head, there was no way Jack would buy that. "No, um, Sleepy Boi! It's what Wilbur would call us."
"That works. Now I need you to tell everyone you see that's your name, cause we're under cover and we can't let anyone know our real names," Quackity said, he just had to hope Jack would fall for it.
"Okee Big Q," Tommy said as they passed Jack. He originally walked right by, but did a double take when he saw Tommy.
"Wait is that- no that's impossible," Jack stopped, he said it to no one in particular, but Quackity had heard him.
"Who? This kid," Quackity asked, playing it off. "Why don't you tell Jack your name."
"I'm Sleepy Boi!" Tommy said, putting his fist in the air. There was a moment of confusion on Jack's face, but he seemed to buy it.
"Well if this little guy wants to have a room in my hotel, I might be willing to give it at a discount," Jack said, "well I have work to do, see you around Big Q."
"But that's my hotel," Tommy said as Jack went out of earshot, "Sam told me."
"Well right now you're not old enough to own the hotel," Quackity said, "and because Jack is the only employee he automatically got ownership when you were in the prison."
"I'm going to fire him as soon as I take it back," Tommy said, his head held high.
"Alright, you do that," Quackity chuckled, there was a small chance he would actually do that once they found a way to fix him.
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ultimatedemonsimp · 3 years ago
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It's come to my attention that there is not a lot of t-word content on Obey Me! And as a member of both communities, I am expected to provide what is lacking. This has MC as a switch.
Obey Me! Shall We Date? Tickle headcanons!
Lucifer
Whether you want to believe it or not, he didn't get into tickle fights much.
That being said, when he did, he was a ruthless ler through and through.
He didn't get involved because none of the brothers, not even Mammon, are dumb enough to provoke him.
Then MC comes along.
With their lack of self preservation instincts and common sense, provoking Lucifer into tickle fights, no matter how one sided they are, becomes almost a daily occurrence.
Finds himself now beginning to identify more as a ler-leaning-switch.
Main spots are his shoulder blades, sides, ribs, and hips. Rough tickles get the loudest responses, though reactions to light scratching, fluttering, and/or pinching his ribs are absolutely adorable.
Though he is a ler-leaning-switch, that doesn't mean he has at all left his ruthlessness at the door, he could still probably kill someone if he wanted to.
Uses all kinds of tickles depending on who and where it is. (Will die before telling anyone, but he really like to give and receive sillier stuff like nibbles and raspberries)
He was/is a bit gentler with MC because he, originally, though that the human was too fragile for what he normally does. If MC straight up tells him that they don't want him to be easy on them, then, believe you me, he won't. Do be prepared, MCs that believe they can take it, to be almost killed every single time.
8/10 for ticklishness.
Mammon
If he says his middle name is gambling, he's lying, it's actually switch.
As a playful tickle monster of a ler and a blushy, flustered mess of a lee, this man can not take what he dishes out.
This mf growls in the most teasing way possible, the three times in at least a dozen millenia that Lucifer found himself in the position of lee even he found himself blushing at the second born's antics.
MC comes along and this man almost dies on several occasions.
He doesn't need to breathe, but gdi, he wish he did so he could use that to make them stop.
Don't worry about what gets the best reactions, all of them do.
Even though... go for the middle section (right where his wings pop out) of his back if you want him to beg, ribs+sides if you want frantic laughter, and thighs+ass if you want high notes.
Did I mention that he's a brat? 'Cause he's a brat.
He will do anything but what you tell him to, if he knows you'll tickle him. He's the kind of brat that thinks they can take it, but start begging before you even touch them.
Over all, 13/10 on the ticklish scale.
Leviathan
This mans...
Right off the bat, baby's a lee-leaning switch.
He lers to get revenge on some people and lees most of the time.
He ended up on the losing side of tickle fights nine times outta ten.
When he does ler though...
The tail in his demon form isn't just for direction and decoration, oh, no, no, he'll pin you with it so he can use both hands. If a majority of it is free, he'll use it to help tickle you, too.
His preferred method of tickling people in poking bc it doesn't require to much physical contact, but if he's really trying he'll go all out. Squeezes, raspberries, nibbles, pinches, and that's not even the end of the list.
Teases his lee by pointing out obvious shit, like how red their face is, how they've been bested by a "dirty otaku", how much their laughing, etc, etc.
Then Mc comes along and he just can't-
Malfunctions 75% of the time he's suddenly touched, and when Mc appears outta nowhere to start shit that gets bumped up to 80%.
Tease him, trust me.
He'll whine about it, but he wants it.
Lower back damn near kills him, underarms are torture, and stummy turns him into the giggly-ist, blushy-ist, adorable ball of mush you've ever seen.
12/10 for ticklish asf.
Satan
You can't even attempt to tickle this man.
Right below Lucifer when it comes to who wins the family tickle fights.
He's in a full on war with Lucifer for the No. 1 spot.
He has yet to win against his brother/father, and probably never will-
Ler all the way, and he's RUTHLESS.
Like, more ruthless than Lucifer, because Lucifer will let up so you breathe after a while so you don't suffocate.
Satan has spells that will force oxygen into and out of your lungs and, if he uses them, that's it. You're fucked. You pissed him off, now he's gonna get you back until he feels satisfied.
When Mc comes along, he's actually kinda happy when they challenge him.
Finally! I worthy opponent! Our battle shall be legendary!
Teasing will result in immediate termination by tickles.
He cackles like an evil mastermind if you squeeze his hips, will attempt to fist-fight you if you start poking around him back, and,- just,-... gives tf up if you go for the outer side of his thighs.
7/10 but just can't take it.
Asmodeus
Careful, now! Asmo is just about anything and everything.
This baby is 100% a switch and changes for whatever his partner wants.
Lees, you want a ruthless ler? Merciful? Something else/in between? Asmo's got you.
Lers, you want a brat? Obedient? Something else/in between? Asmo's got you!
Fellow switches? Anytime, anywhere, Asmo. Has. Got you.
Asmo often tries to use tickle fights to feel people up, but it's kinda hard to do that when your arms are pinned above your head, so he'll just sit there and take it.
However, he has accidentally started them from attempting to feel someone up.
He's ticklish just about everywhere, but his thighs, knees and underarms deserve some special attention.
Absolutely the demon to tease his 'lees with compliments (unless it's Mammon, to which then it's straight up lecturing or insults)
NAILS.
Watch out for this man's nails because they're deadly.
That being said, he know just how tickly his nails are and uses them every chance he gets, so you really can't watch out for them.
I've said before that he'll be whatever the other wants, but when he wants to tickle, he's mean. The kind of mean that makes lees keyboard smash.
6/10, but it can and will change depending on the person.
Beelzebub
Tickle monster 2.0
Tickle bear hugs!
He is a ler, but he's a very sweet ler.
Light tickles, nibbles, chomp-ies, kisses, the occasional raspberry here and there.
He teases by asking questions that would be normal to ask in any other situation, but it's flustering in this one.
Gets into tickle fights all the time!
He's the one holding the person who started it down, while the others go ham on them.
Hungy Sweetheart just wants to be helpful!
He's almost never lee'd!
Then MC comes along and figures out that's because he's only ticklish in very certain spots that's no one'd really checked.
The only other person to know where those are, is Belphie bc it's Belphie-
Baby is very scared of hurting you, so he doesn't try to fight you off, or buck, or anything.
Doesn't really laugh, but he does giggle. When you find those spots near his neck and stomach, he's giggling like a mad man.
4/10 but is very sweet.
Belphegore
Our poor, tired, murderous calf...
Yeah, in an alternate universe, he killed us with tickles.
We've got another ruthless ler on our hands.
You'd think he doesn't care about tickling people bc tired, but that's how he gets ya
If you're getting chased, you're more likely to run to the one place you know there's a person who wouldn't wanna tickle you, but, secretly, that person does want to tickle you and once you've locked the door and hunkered down with them, you've dug your own grave.
The ler that's gonna tell you to be quiet while they attack your worst spots.
He's a ler, but that doesn't mean he's not ticklish.
Over all, he's not insanely ticklish like Levi or Mammon, but he's pretty bad.
His neck, thighs and belly make him laugh desperately, but anywhere else is light giggles and squeaks to yelps and squeals.
Squeezing is his favorite, giving and receiving.
6/10 for the 7th born
That's it for now, I've had this sitting in my queue for months now and I had to get this out of it. Consider this a part 1 and part 2 will be the "Neo Dateables" or side characters.
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tender-rosiey · 4 years ago
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Hello!,it is me once again but last time you did my request so good!! So i came to ask for another! And I was wondering if you can make it chuuya one where his s/o gets drunk and they drunk that they can’t even say there name Properly plz and thank you!
❥ Chuuya with a drunk s/o
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“Y/N IF YOU ARE GONNA STRIP THEN DO IT IN OUR BEDROOM, NOT IN THE DAMN BAR”
Remind him again why did he take you with him?
Oh yeah he wanted to celebrate whatever shit he wanted to celebrate and he can’t remember because he drank a little
He HAD to take you away from here or these idiots will see your perfect body
Which is only for him to see
You are Chuuya’s baby
But he also wants to see their faces when they see how he marked you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Anyways
So how he got you out
So did he gently lead you down like a gentleman?
No
You are thrown over his shoulder like a noodle and he is running with you for dear life towards your house
Gently places you down on the couch
‘I need to think about how to not make her do anything stupid-‘
Just as he was thinking to himself from restraining any stupid actions while you are drunk
You were standing on the table dancing and singing incoherent words
“Dove please get down-“
“chUuuUva I hUngy”
“I WILL GET YOU FOOD BUT COME DOWN FIRST”
He did get you the food
with a really nice presentation may I add
Chef!Chuuya anyone?
No Gordon Ramsay tho save that for Bakugou 😃
Picks you up and cuddles you between his legs so you can’t escape and make a mess
He wishes that you fall asleep anytime soon
But who said that I was a merciful person so I can let him rest the night?
Cue you starting to shift and move around
“What’s the matter, y/n?”
“hAWwT”
You started taking your clothes off leaving your self half naked
My man chuuya wouldn’t say he didn’t enjoy the show and that he didn’t want to take you on right here right now
But
My man has manners and he would never take advantage of you 😌
He will throw his coat on you so you don’t get a cold too
Aw, soft Chuuya
“ChUuuuuuUu, waiiiiiii”
“I don’t want you to get sick”
Roll the drums and an emotionally drunk y/n enters the chat
“WAHHHHH YOu So NWAiCEEEE CHU CHU”
“CHU CHU?! I AM NOT A TRAIN”
Great job shortie you made y/n cry
“NO NO I AM SORRY PLEASE”
Chuuya is getting baby punches on his chest
He can’t decide if it’s cute or dangerous since you could literally get serious about your punches soon
A few minutes and our mafioso had given up and is laying on the couch
He closed his eyes for a brief moment only to feel the couch sink
He opened his eyes and found you on top of him
“Y-y/n?”
Bottom Chuuya pls
You started peppering kisses on his neck to his collarbone
Which got some soft and minuscule moans out of him
“D-dove, you shouldn’t be d-doing that when you are l-like this”
You slowly unbuttoned his shirt and Chuuya was waiting for your blissful touch on his chest only to be met with nothing
In fact
You fell asleep
On him
While trying to get in bed with him
He will sigh in relief and carry you to your bedroom
Tucks you in bed and presses a gentle kiss to your temple
“Goodnight, love”
He will exist the room to do some work but what you don’t know is
He is also planning how to get you back for what you did to him today
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arsenicxarcana · 3 years ago
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bestie that was 2 years ago amid the beginning of a major historical event and the resulting maladaptive hyperfixation
i was originally just gonna spitball but then i went and skimmed the whole fic so these comments are relatively chronological
also longue as fuck
i'm sorry to anyone "keep reading" doesn't work for
it was originally supposed to be a oneshot a la don't feed the animals and idle hands, it obviously didnt stay there
the ptsd flashback in ch 12 was written a lot earlier than you think and came up a lot earlier than i expected
that event is also fairly recent - after the priestess went fishing the devil spent the magic accumulated over lucio's stay in the realms to rip a hole through dimensions and get the fuck out
(we don't know how he managed to end up in vesuvia, maybe using lucio's intense I Want To Go Home feelings as a focus point)
he may have crawled out of the basement in the rowdy raven which means when barth says "i dont know where he came from" it doesn't JUST mean "that guys from out of town"
the devil spends most of the fic as this image:
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lucio did once have a tab, if he were to pay it barth would be able to renovate the raven at least three times
any assets he may have had in vesuvia belong to nadia/the state, now, but he may have ferreted money away in other places during his conquesting years - not that he knows where it is, anymore
unbeknownst to either disaster boy, the coliseum is no longer standing - nadia had it knocked down to put a library there a while ago
lucio spent 3 years as a goat and 40+ years as a man, and yet in a pinch it's the goat that comes back
i was definitely going for a "what do you want?" "your soul" "a bagel" "noooo" "... two bagels" type deal here (cause the devil hungy:
A meat pasty, still warm.
Another bolt of red agony snapped through his skull, only fading after he was strangely compelled to lean up and grab another one.
canon didn't say he was good at swimming until way after i'd written him being hydrophobic, but in fairness you kinda become hydrophobic if you know the water is consistently full of murder
if arsenic had used the mask to track him, they still would have easily found him bc it would be using the devil's energy
the skulls are an important part of this family, Julian!
pushing a dislocated shoulder back into place is vaguely a callback to my ancient invader zim fic
bright gold magic is a signifier of the fool (you can see this in the golden chain representing his blood bond w/ mc in an earlier fic), arsenic's magic was green pre-resurrection
on a related note i let lucio have molten gold during his breakdown as a sort of nod to the "lucio is the fool" theory before i'd fully decided to reject it - maybe his magic is just like that
mazelinka's magic soup being "deep gold" was just me not being able to think of a good color, maybe arsenic made this one for them
the headaches pre-reveal are what happens when two consciousnesses try to occupy the same space without either of them being fully cognizant of it
after that it's mostly just the devil being a dick
lucio being a magical heat sink was my theory on why he's "magical deadweight" in canon despite having the blood of a powerful magician in his veins
(i haven't caught back up to his route so idk what their reasoning is)
the leeches did help!! the devil definitely monches one to get that power back and bc he has zero standards
my one regret about the bodysharing is that arsenic was too efficient in locking him up before i could do more Shenanigans with it
i don't actually know what the devil was yelling at them while they were getting the magic out, but it was probably some form of ancient swear
if lucio drew another card in the deck it would be the devil because thats how things work (unless ofc his card went missing when he broke out)
the devil means lucio, here - helping/trusting/taking care of him
"Not that. Helping me? Trusting me? Taking care of me??"
but he's thinking about both of them here
"I hurt you." His attention was on him again. "I will hurt you."
the devil absorbed the Sleep Magic so it was just hot soup he drank, and yes, he may have underestimated how hot fresh soup is on a mortal's tongue
he also gets to pretend to sleep, much like jules
the devil's initial reaction to jules' confession was kind of a kneejerk subconscious lucio, how would YOU respond to this, oh that bad, and so he switches tactics to how he knows one is Supposed to react
absolutely would've fucked like rabbits if he opened the door
this is still my fave part of his escape because pls imagine the devil tripping over himself, the center of gravity is Wrong and these legs are Wrong
In a fit of desperation he let himself pull back, leaning into that feeling of being moved by something else - he felt his hooves slip on the hardwood, spindly limbs supporting them twisting and crumbling beneath him, threatening to pitch him across the floor - stumbling and catching himself on a wall he couldn’t see, pulling himself forward again on human feet and a human mind.
he may have punted portia here
One managed to remain standing, and as they grabbed for him he changed tacks and leapt on top of them, using their body as a springboard to fling himself further along the deck.
and the devil's mask acting as a link to the Outside
For a moment his reflection shifted and disappeared into darkness, accompanied by muffled, worried voices.
“ --fetch me a goddamn lifeboat before my IDIOT FIANCE kills himself playing HERO-- ”
the mind palace flooding is what happens when you're hurtling across the ocean at mach 5 and the other personality is trying to take control so now you're fucking drowning
this is a big goddamn lie bc it's lucio that's coming out on top
“This vessel is growing weaker by the day, Julian. I don’t know how much longer he’ll last me.” The Devil sighed, examining his vessel’s claws in lieu of his own, expression contorted into a mockery of pity. “Sooner or later, he’ll fall apart. Slowly, painfully, piece by piece until nothing of him is left. Surely you don’t want to witness this?”
the healing scene was originally actually going to succeed, however, i realized that's kind of a stretch for the devil's magic
the priestess ofc has been hunting him for years, but the connection only got stronger recently - before, nadia wouldn't have seen or felt anything quite so vividly
the devil talking over nadia was inspired by venom talking over the doctor in venom 1
this part was originally amidst crying on the ground time
What the hell was he supposed to do now? Was he supposed to stick with the plan? He couldn’t face either of them now. If he found the boat, where was he supposed to go?
i considered having lucio grab his floppy ears instead, but lucio knows how animals work, you don't do that
He snarled and shifted his grip to one set of horns instead, yanking his head up towards him, almost eye to eye.
people on twitter would have seen me in process of writing this part
“I shall be a perfect gentleman.”
“No you won’t.” The former Count huffed.
except like this because of sleep deprivation
“I shall be a perfect gentleman.”
“No you shall'nt.” The former Count huffed.
i had also considered making the devil be Smol (not necessarily a baby) as a side effect of the bond, but went with the sick and dying look to go w/ lucio's death themes
if i was SMART i would have broken ch 19 up into more than one chapter because goddamn
i had "lucio saves the devil's life" thing in mind ever since "you owe me your miserable life" was said, though i'm p sure he would have been fine, but then again, he's half-mortal so
i'm still disappointed in myself for not doing more with the "lucio becomes more archetype, devil becomes more human" last unicorn concept
there's stuff i wanna say about ch 20 BUT i think i was gonna cover it in a wanf tale,,
i don't remember how i was originally going to resolve things, but Weaponized Friendship was not the 1st on the list
no i have no idea how asra convinced muriel to attend julian's wedding with a GODDAMN DEMON cameo but he's never going to any other wedding ever again
i'm still down for anyone wanting to rewrite or give me pointers on rewriting the wedding to be more jewish
obviously this fic predated the tale with nevivon, so i was thinking it was just A Sea Town, but this means at least half if not most of the non-vesuvian party guests were grandmas and they partied the fuck out
(another wanf tale will cover Actual Nevivon)
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saethepaperclip · 4 years ago
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Things I’ve said while playing Obey me
-2020 is almost over, how y’all feeling.-
Luci- Do you have a moment? “No bish my toe hurts.”
“I love you but im not giving you a hug cause u gonna kill me.”
“That wasn’t cool beans.”
“Homie you’re overthinking this, I just like your brother.”
“Mammon either join the cuddle pile or go away cause im not gonna stop.”
“Don’t say im too trusting, u cant hurt me.”
“Luci you’re sound effects are not welcome here, go sigh somewhere else.”
“sir, i get your point, there was no need to top me.”
“we all agree no one needs the room, so can i set it on fire?”
“Wait what do u understand, im confused what are we understanding someone help me.”
“oh no am i a simp?”
“if its for belphie its fine”
“i understand you’re hungy, but take my rood again and ill yeet u to mexico.”
“*first time seeing mammon’s demon form in the game* Dam! I wanna touch him, he so pretty,, and hot!”
“i dont like people either now shut up and let me touch ur tail.”
“dia honey you’re tits are about to fall out.”
“can i just rest my head in that space between his neck and shoulder...please”
“stabby wangs.”
“am i gonna cry cause fictional boys gave me presents,... yeah”
“Ive never been mor happy about getting a rock.”
“perfect, we have a pact, now marry me.”
“mammon we r having a moment go away.”
“I dont belong here cause i still hate luci.”
“no u cant have my tits.”
“i will fight u on who is more worthless here u fish bish.”
“why so ominous love?”
“satan i hereby dub u as resident ara ara hentai bish.”
“Ill have u know that as the embodiment of chaos i have no schedule.”
“Levi and i are the resident goldfish sir.”
“your sense of time is more skewed than mine and i wake up not knowing what planet im even on.”
“make me go home and ill eat your feet.”
“yo whaddup homie!!”
“Break the 4th wall and i break your feet.”
-lets play a game of trying to figure out who i was talking too when i said each of thses cause i only remember half of them.-
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silvermuffins · 3 years ago
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NieR:Automata: Cat stop eating my pretzels
For the record, individual post titles basically never have anything much to do with actual post content. Now then.
see ya twobee get yer own moose
HOLY FUCK WHITE MOOSE
IMMA RIDE THAT ONE
SPRINTING ON MOOSE WRECKS ENEMIES
okay we will come back to this another time actually
i must go my people need me
OKAY WE ARE BACK, SEVERAL DAYS AND MANY TEARS LATER
i will still be taking another break for pasta before long
uh oh my ps4 seems to be having a problem of some sort
u ok buddy?
it...lost power, somehow, at some point?
when?
what the fuck happened??
guess we'll see what we need to do, i don't think i lost anything much....didn't exactly do much last time
looks like i lost my adventures in moose-riding
ah well onward toward the amusement park
was there a cutscene here before?
???
treasures with different shapes????
wahoo!
i dont have tons to say rn bc, you know, i already did this part
.....i might kill the tank this time just to get it in my intel,,,,
i know they're just having a good time but like, they'll respawn, right?
and they're past the dude who warns dangerous and broken so it's IC, right?
yeah 9S even says "let's take it out"
time to ride the coaster
simone time
i aam very bad at hacking
"I want your eyes to look upon me alone"
this is...backstory?
blue stone. brilliant blue. BLUE THUMP--
(jokes only amber will get)
machines can vomit?
i guess eve's were going full carnivore (....machino...vore....????) on the Resistance last run
simone just wants senpai to notice her
madness mantra
uh oh
and so i scream
god, 2B acts emotionless but is so eager to save her companions
i do wonder what's with the pile of TVs in the basement
! my first fisty weapons!
to the machine village!
i seem to recall my game likes to crash on the way to the village so let's save before we get out of the park's save bubble
okay that bit with the sending parts and supplies up HAS to be foreshadowing SOMETHING....but what???
was this flash of white here before?
eve eating an apple.
oh my god
adam raising his brother to wear underpants
not what i expected!
just talks to Pascal off the bat
yup, nobody wants to fight
i need to go see about pasta
nop no noodles yet
anyway.
what i remember is that now....it is SIDEQUEST HELL!
i do not like how this machine mama talks about her son
i already feel bad about this
oh....okay i feel better now
it's okay kiddo, communication IS hard
ah looks like i might have to restart the sidequests i didn't finish before...
that'll be a pain
noodles should be ready very soon....letty hungy letty wamt meal
penne with vodka sauce if anyone's curious
(nobody is)
okay actually it's apparently four-cheese sauce
which is weird because it tastes like it needs cheese
anyway i do appreciate getting to know the different Operators a little...
also it's kinda weird just how little the androids know about humans isn't it?
the machines almost seem to understand more about humans and how people live
though i guess the androids probably got all kinds of propaganda
especially yorha
OKAY CONSPIRACY THEORY TIME
adam and eve, the first people. WHAT IF the machine wars are separated by like...earth being populated, and whether it's machines or humans switches between every war?
what if the cyclical implications are because these wars always play out the same?
listen i'd believe weirder shit at this point
i am also not convinced that this 9S playthrough i'm doing is the "same" playthrough as got me to ending A
like. hear me out. same shit but it's *fucking happened before*, exactly the same almost, and this either takes place *before* playthrough 1 started or after it ended
and for some reason 2B remembers shit across cycles but has to pretend she doesn't
repeatedly attempts platforming my way to chests
OKAY now let's beat up daddy servo and see if he's done yet
i feel weird about papa serves us having a head in his crotch now
"taste the forbidden fruits" or "go hungry" i LOVE how sassy the options in this game are
anyway im level 45 let's fuck him up
of a random and unspecified god
nice i already have his shit
nice star wars reference
seriously though, he's gonna have me come at him AGAIN???
next time might be the last....i hope so im getting sick of him
huh the same message from humanity.....i think that's a recording folks
i think the humans are dead
where my white moose buddy at
not here :(
oh fuck i accidentally killed a moose with fall damage
sorry
wait but....there's a chest back there, why can't i get to it....
gimme a few levels and i'll be back, papa servo....but i see there's another sidequest in the village?
there's one out in the desert...
there's another in what looks to be the amusement park's castle?
you know what i'm gonna blast ahead to when i get fast travel, actually
wait what's this "novel" thing in my intel...oooh is that Simone's text?
picture books, too...
rams moose into another moose
nearly fell down the chasm....by which i mean i did but only a little, i found my way back up
....uh? moose dude? you okay? u chillin'?
he's just kinda right at the VERY EDGE of the waterfall like his model is hanging half off the cliff
im gonna leave him be
oh goddammit is the quest that kiddo locked himself in again?
aww he's got a crush
OKAY TIME TO FIGHT ENGELS AGAIN
that was easy
there goes the neighborhood!
oh boy LOTS of sidequests on the map now! so like i said imma go get fast travel then do a lot of these
i think i get fast travel once i go see adam and eve again?
wait there were only the wormy ones down here before....
but now there's one of the big ones that 9S became at the end of ending A
is this about to deviate?
apparently not
also imma go to the flooded city early to see about that one couple
50,000G? Is that all?
tis but a pittance
uhhh i just got an exchange of dialogue between 9S and Pod that i dooooon't think I have context for.....
there's "anothere of those machines" and he's like "i guess it's going to attack me" and his pod says something about this type of machine specifically seeking out androids for revenge....
OH WAIT NO I THINK IT'S THE GOLDEN ONES
ALL IS WELL
fuck i'm bad at hacking
but you have to kill the big one first and then the little one, right?
STOP FUCKING TARGETING THE LITTLE ONE
9S refuses to not target the little one! i want to hack the big one!
okay NOW we can work on the little one
that machine's dying speech hits hard...
dafuq, the music?
okay there's no giant standing wrecked fish machine here
i AM gonna try to platform over to those chests i saw before before i go
okay i got over there
Legion? with a capital L?
anyway let's get down into the cave!
woohoo the latest locked chest had a crapton of good shit!
...i think it's been a while since i saved, actually. i should do that. but i'm already down the hole, how do i get out to go save?
i guess i don't!
to the alien mothership!
okay, i remember fighting Eve as 2B. I didn't realize it was two 1v1s, that's pretty cool. And I'm thinking about how Adam's the one who fucks 9S up and mmmmmmboy.
OKAY WE SAVED
ALRIGHT we have to go to the Bunker to progress plot but it's time for sidequest hell!
oh the kid's a hikikomori again
oh. he just wants to play with 9S doesn't he....
first one i've done in one go, of his quests. am i getting better at this?
he's....giving up on not being a shut-in
oh my god i guess....if he wants to make the best possible lock......good for him ig?
and his mother is proud of him for this
im jealous
quest from pascal!
wait weren't these questions part of the main plot....im confused....
oh well
the machines other than adam and eve only ever seem to discuss living together with androids, never humans?
do they know something
whoops i missed a question but i got the quest
the fuck is numismatics
the weird machine's very smart, as expected
okay the opera house sidequest isn't available yet ig
next, the tower
machine's thoughts.....
don't love that i killed philosophybot but ok
oh i found another
pain because it can't find meaning in its existence....and now 9S is questioning....
oh this MUST be another one
....so that's why they were always in high places....
and 9S was starting to be affected by getting in their heads
fuck
okay so what we have left is....serve me daddy, racing star, something in the resistance base, the wandering couple, something in the desert? and oh something in the one building Engels smashed through, too. and whatever the fuck is in the opera house.
i do not want to do the race we're ignoring him til later
there is a resistance member who recognizes 2B
all i can think of is how Anemone called 2B "Number 2" at first meeting....same thing she called A2
oh no....this is going to be feelsy isn't it. the life log.
oh no....she was murdered by another Resistance member?
fuck this woman murdered her friend didn't she
lady i think "the bastard who murdered [your] friend" might...turn out to be you....
am i going to sidequest another resistance member into committing suicide
2b wtf? "i know she's pretty but"
what happened to emotions are prohibited
what happened to playing unflappable
ohhh this is the photographs quest again, okay
because i couldn't reach the destination out in the desert
i can't upgrade both the phoenix sword and the engine blade bc they need the same components and i only have enough for one....
gotta be the engine blade then. gotta support my boy noctis.
wtf 2B
what is your PROBLEM
time to check the desert then, i've got three goals out thattaway
maybe i'll be allowed to get to the photo site?
fuck yes, boar in the desert, that will make traversal less of a pain
piggy won't go that far....hum. i'll see if i can press onward on foot after i accept this sidequest.
okay i can get SO CLOSE to the destination for the desert photo, but i can't seem to get through the sandstorm, i think i'm getting redirected around it...
i got through!
f i s h i n g
ugh all im fucking catching are killifish
it's gonna be fucking hard to ever get back here
would be nice if there were an access point out here....
oh great. hunting down ALL the old world shit. fun times, love quests that don't make the end goal clear....
i gave up and used a guide just for this one quest and even WITH one it was awful
im probably not done
i did find a new weapon though!
nation here lived under an absurd number of laws
mask is for a woman
nation was wiped out suddenly, because of a king passing...
9S is rightfully baffled by westerns
"Facade"....
i am so glad for that fuckin mars rocket beacon giving me a gd landmark i can see from anywhere
idk if there's anything else out in the desert....like, past the sandstorms....shit to find? new areas??? idk presumably something will direct me
or i'll beat the game and look it up
lets get out of the fuckin desert
oh no....the poor wandering couple....
swindled by someone they thought would help them
okay i now have two goals in the park ruins so that's next
oh neat i already have the memory alloy she needs
oh my god that's cute, pascal
wait why close his eyes isn't he blindfolded?????
oh no....running away together being too perilous, or forgetting their feelings....
fuckkkkk
i have to do it????
I AM NOT HAPPY
oh
oh my god
lady i....think that's cruelty???
that does not seem healthy
okay THAT is DEFINITELY not healthy
THE SIXTH TIME?????
WHAT THE FUCK
THAT WAS FUCKING WEIRD
AND CREEPY
BADFEELS
i.....i think we are stopping here for the night
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monty-whatshisname · 3 years ago
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*Untitled Story*
Chapter 1
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“Hey, John.”
“Hello, Brody.” The newcomer stood in the direct middle of the hall, staring down his nose at me with an elegant expression. “Why did you stay behind yesterday?”
“Detention,” I shrugged, gingerly attempting to pass on his right. “It happens sometimes.”
He lifted an arm to block me. I froze as the cuff of his pristine white shirt brushed against my chest “Ah. So where are you going now?”
“To class?” I tried to swallow, but every muscle was burning. I felt like if I moved another inch, I'd regret everything. John was a newcomer to my school. He'd only been here a few weeks, but had already gained the admiration of practically everyone he locked eyes with. “I’m not interested in joining your little fanclub, sir.”
Dunno where the “sir” came from, but apparently it was the wrong move. I refused to look at his face, but his arm visibly tensed, fingers twitching and regaining composure in the span of a blink. “What?” His voice, usually so vanilla, had suddenly spiked. He cleared his throat and tried again “What on earth are you talking about?”
“You’re not normal,” I muttered, grabbing his arm to push past to my classroom.
He got his fingers laced backwards around my hand, catching me as I passed “What was that, Brody?”
“Nothing.”
“No, really,” he rotated under his arm so his face was barely inches away from mine “You can tell me. I’m not insulted easily.” His breath smelled like an abandoned candle store: sweet, smooth…tinged with must.
I bit my lip and dared a glance up into his eyes. Oh, mercy, they were so fake. Like little marbles sitting where his eyes should've been. “I…I said you’re…you’re not normal!”
“Eh?” John’s voice croaked in surprise, his eyes lighting up with a brief spark of realism. I'd caught him completely off guard.
There was silence for a moment. The hall was empty, the final bell already rung. The only noise was the murmur of teachers behind classroom doors, as if the two of us had slipped into a crack of frozen time and space.
John's marble-eyes held steady contact with mine as he pulled away. “Wh-where on earth did you get such a silly notion…” he mumbled. He turned away and started walking, attempting to shield his rapidly darkening expression “Who’s protecting you…?”
“Me!” Emboldened by the fact I'd finally touched a nerve, I stepped after him “What alien is controlling you?”
“No one's 'controlling' me.” John walked a little faster, his answer surprisingly blunt. “Isn’t your classroom the other way?”
“We go to the same class, pal,” I have longer legs than he does.
He started half-jogging “Leave me alone, then.”
“Not gonna.”
This is stupid, my brain was saying. But I was too hungy to stop now. Two weeks of nothing but trying to subtly rope me into his growing gaggle of "friends", and now he couldn’t even stand up to a little odd comment.
“What are you hiding~?” I singsonged, skipping next to him as he tried to go faster.
I saw his eyes flash, with what emotion, I couldn’t tell, and he broke into a dead run. His perfectly shined shoes made a pinging noise against the hall floor with every step, becoming successively more deliberate with every stride.
I finally had to break into a trot behind him, still tailing him enough to brush the back of his sweater. “Dude-huff-you running only makes this worse!” How long was this hallway? “You look-puff-really guilty right now~!”
His feet hit the floor simultaneously and he sprinted, flinging his book bag into a row of lockers with an echoing crash. We barely heard the shout of an exasperated teacher telling us to slow down. Nothing mattered now. Reality was an insignificant blur. I had prey to catch and it wouldn’t. stop. running!
The impact happened before I even had a chance to register the wall. John stumbled to a stop and spun around to face me, but I slammed full-force into his stomach. The world was fuzzy and my breath came hard, but I heard John's breathing come just as ragged and realized I had him pinned.
“Where’re all your friends now, Goody-Two-Shoes?” I huffed, a carnivorous grin spreading helplessly over my face.
“Boys! Knock that off this instant!” A voice from behind. Judging from the footsteps and flash of grey curls, it was our substitute teacher, Mr. Elliot.
“Speak!” I hissed. I grabbed John’s arms and forced them over his head “Are you crazy? Are you scared of me? What is it?”
“Mister Maria! Get off him!” Elliot’s voice was edged with a shrill enough pitch to make your ears boil.
But I didn’t let him go. I shook his arms “Tell me!”
John mumbled something I didn’t quite hear.
“What?”
“It doesn’t matter.” John raised his head and locked eyes with me. I realized his fingers were gripping, no, sinking into the wall behind him. The wall fragmented like a punched mirror, cracks spidering outward in a chorus of unholy creaking. I felt like I was watching through the eyes of someone else. I couldn’t move.
John leaned backward into the fracture and grabbed my wrists. I was flung over his head, splinters of wall scraping along my body, and plunged into the dusky abyss on the other side. Gracefully, John leaped off the edge of the hallway and hovered down beside me, a crooked smile spreading across his face “Got you.”
***
Stop.
Pause game.
Continue?
My eyes felt runny and heavy. I pried them open regardless.
My limbs were suspended in midair, and yet they felt impossibly heavy. My head? No, I couldn’t move that either. Blinking felt like dragging a 100-pound weight through a pit of half-dry cement. My vision flickered and crackled, everything swimming like an old-fashioned TV screen. What was this? Hello?
Is this an after-dream? The air certainly felt warm and thick. Like a blanket. Am I asleep? This heaviness…I wanted it to drag me down into its conclusion. Wrap me in its singularity and never permit me to wake up…wake up…
Greetings, mortal.
The words weren’t so much spoken as they sort of just appeared in my head, scrolling by like rpg dialogue.
Hello?
My lips couldn’t move, but the word seemed to hover in the air.
Hello!
I wasn’t alone. The rainbow static burned at my eyesight, but I could still make out a vague form. No arms, large shoes, round glasses…curly hair…? Elliot??
Hello!
Elliot repeated. He didn’t seem to move, but his expression changed. This was no surprise to me, honestly. He had always been a little off.
What happened?
You fell through a wall.
Well, I mean…duh.
What about now? What’s happening?
I’m protecting you.
Why?
Elliot's face flickered to a different expression.
The wood shards created by Johnny’s little mess will impale you in about 1.32 milliseconds.
You stopped time?? Get me out of here, then!
Another flicker.
I cannot. I am not that powerful.
I noticed an earring swinging from his right lobe. It was gold, studded with exactly two red gems. Despite my grainy vision, I could see every detail of it clearly.
Can you do anything, then? Or…what was the point of this?
I can give you a choice: you can die, and the one you call John will reveal himself to you. Or, I can administer rebirth and you can find out on your own.
My eyes got lost in his words, reality feathering at the corners of my gaze like a corrupted video tape. So this confirmed my suspicion that John wasn’t normal, but more questions welled up because of that. He's going to kill me in…what was it?
1.32 milliseconds.
Yeah. He's going to kill me in a literal second. Does this mean he would hurt the rest of the school? Why would he want to kill me, anyway? Not even the popular girls go that far if someone doesn’t like them.
But on the other hand…my parents. My teachers. My family. It’s complicated, but…I don’t want to put a funeral on their plate, of all things.
What’s does rebirth entail?
You lose your humanity. But gain a second chance.
I stopped.
What…kind of…
Are you scared of teeth?
No…?
It took a minute to fully process. This was something only talked about in joking, disregarded as myth.
Please choose quickly. Our time is almost up.
I felt a tremor in the air, like distant thunder. I wasn’t breathing, I realized. The only thing that wasn’t a part of the air were mine and Elliot’s thoughts. The connection flowed freely between us. I understood everything. And so did he.
I don’t want my parents to notice, okay?
They won’t. At least for a few weeks.
Meh. I'll take what I can get.
Elliot smiled. He tipped his head back to reveal the full extent of his glistening teeth, two small fangs pushing through, widening…stretching…sharpening…
His earring caught the dim light like a gleaming eye.
Continue game.
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The air dropped me out of its grasp, a searing light ripping across my eyeballs. The sound of wood chips plinking to the ground below nearly deafened me. I squeezed my eyes shut as a million little wooden knives bit my flesh and my skull fractured into the pavement. Two little spots of red, residual light from Elliot’s earring, lingered in my mind as everything else faded away.
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voidselfshipp · 4 years ago
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Cute jealousy
Cw:food, abandoment issues ment
Ok to rb
Yu//lei x jerico
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Yu lei fell on the bed, resting on his back, his wet hair resting on the sheets just above the pillows.
He wouldnt try to brush it now, his body was too sore from training all day.
The ambience was calm, way too calm.
Something...or Rather someone was missing.
The door god is scared shitless when he feels someone jumping on the bed.
He sits up opening his eyes, then turning to look At--
--Jerico!--Yu lei said as he grabbed his girlfriend by the waist sitting him on his lap--dont do that! You scared me!
Jeri giggled-- ah it was fun!-- both chuckle and their gazes meet.
Her hand pressed softly against his cheek, he took it and kissed her palm.
--y'know yu, youre so handsome-- jer said pressing a kiss to his lips.
He smiled,and kissed her again-- youre beautiful too, Like the lilys floating on calm water...
Her cheeks redden, and she looks away-- thats...thats actually adorable...
The Man smiles, And caresses her Lower lip with his thumb,as his hand lifted her head up by the chin-- I imagine one thousand ways I could make you blush-- he said leaning closer-- but I know you dont like it when I do that
-- you know me so well babe--jerico said leaning closer.
They stay in silence, looking at eachother with half lidded eyes, lips brushing.
Her hands pressed against his chest, his spare arm around her waist.
Their lips meet as both fall on the bed, laughing and Rolling around it,then kissing again.
Now he was ontop of her, resting on his forearms.
Moments Like these,with her legs wrapped around his hips,arms hugging his neck, he lived for those moments.
Suddenly the door opens wide-- brother! Its rogman! Hes here the uh-- shen tu stops midway through his sentence as yu lei looks at him with the biggest death stare he has ever seen his brother do.
--am I...interrupting something?
Yu lei and jerico sit up.
--ill...ill be down there in a moment--shen tu nodds and closes the door.
Scoffing the door god stands up-- stay here okay?
She nodds and he kisses her quickly walking down the stairs to the yard.
Jeri peeks her head out the Window, scowling.
Rogman, the mayors right hand Man and inspector of the spirit world had some....helpers.
One of them was a girl that had a crush on yu lei.
Jer growled as she saw the spirit fly around him, even if he wouldnt pay attention to her, and by human standards that helper was just a kid.
Jerico couldnt help but feel a bit jealous, turning to look at her boyfriend's closet.
She stood up and changed into some of his clothes, sure, they didnt fit her too well, but she managed to look fairly decent.
So she calmly Walked to the kitchen and grabbed two cookies, one for her and the other for her Man.
She stepped into the yard hugging yu lei from behind, who instantly knew what was up when he felt her arms.
Rolling his eyes the door god looks at his girlfriend-- oh hi jer
--hey babe, cookie?
He nodded opening his mouth as she fed him the cookie, he then grabbed said cookie.
--ah...yu lei...I see that your human partner is still here-- rogman said-- not causing any trouble...right?
Yu lei looking at jeri said-- my baby right here?, no not at all~
Jer smiled as she saw rogmans girl helper seeth with jealousy.
Rogman himself just scoffed-- stay that way, anyway, we are leaving..
Once he left the door gods and jer went back home.
--you got yourself an overprotective girlfriend brother-- shen tu said eating a cookie.
Yu lei laughed-- nah, shes not like that, jerico just has some abandoment issues, besides its cute to see her get all jealous like that, she wore my clothes and all--His brother rolled his eyes--one day youll fall in love too shen tu, and youll see what I mean
The other door god rolled his eyes-- look at you all wise and old, anyway you should get back to your girlfriend before she drags you up the stairs
Yu lei rolled his eyes and went back into his room, finding jerico with a hairbrush resting on her lap.
He rolled his eyes closing the door behind him and sitting infront of her.
He yawned as soon as she started brushing his hair, she Hummed softly and the door god felt tired.
-- you didnt have to do that,-- he said-- getting jealous...I dont really mind, you know im happy with you--jers about to say sorry when he stops her-- ah ah, let me finish-- he Turned at her and winked, making her blush-- it was cute, you wearing my clothes was cute, warm me Next time
Both laughed-- im glad youre not mad, its just...I want you all for myself yu
The door god nodded turning to her-- hey...I wouldnt be happy with anyone except you, I want you to know that jerico,hell, youre the only person I loved this hard in my life, youre my one and only, and my heart rests in your hands okay?
He takes her hands and kisses her.
Jerico kisses back cupping his cheeks.
Yu lei breaks the kiss and turns around to let her Keep brushing his hair.
--Yu? Yuyu-- jeri said--oh...he fell asleep...
Chuckling at the cuteness she finished combing his hair and left him rest on his back.
Taking a quick trip for a snack she found shen tu--you know?--he said-- you really make my brother happy-- the door god said with a smile-- its the first time I saw him this happy, thank you
-- your brother is an amazing Man shen tu, my life wouldnt be the same without him,oh let me just--- she grabbed a Plate with some cookies-- just in case me and yu get hungy
They said their goodbyes and jerico went back to bed, leaving the cookies on the nightstand and laying with yu lei on bed resting on his chest.
His arms hugged her waist and she covered them both.
Yawning she feels him roll to his side, lettint her shove her head on his chest.
And like that they fell asleep, they were eachothers to Keep.
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sinfullypassionate · 5 years ago
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The Nanny - G.D.
summary: y/n’s helped grayson take care of his beautiful daughter since she was nine months old. over the years, she’s fallen head over heels for not only his daughter but grayson himself.
a/n: here’s my new fic i’m super excited for y’all phew pls enjoy
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"Winnie, time for supper baby." She called out to the four year who was coloring in the living room.  She had made her favorite, chicken fingers with barbecue sauce. As she set the table, She heard her feet running down the hall and the older woman couldn't help but shake her head with a bright smile on her face.  "Y/N! Y/N! Look what I did!" The raven haired beauty showed her a picture she colored. It was a puppy with purple fur and pink eyes. "It's beautiful! Is it for me?" She asked the girl, picking her up. She nodded her head with a wide smile on her face, "Yeah! I'm glad you like it!" She giggled. "I'm gonna be coloring one for Papa before he comes home!" Winifred wiggled in her chair once she set her down. Y/N couldn't help but smile at her, she was so adorable. "Your Papa would love that." She said as she placed her favorite plate with a panda face on it, in front of her. "When is Papa gonna be home?" Questioned the four year old. "Soon, pumpkin. He had a meeting with uncle Ethan, but he promised to be home before you went to bed." She sat next to her and poured her a small glass of milk. "I miss him.." She pouted before taking a large bite of her chicken finger. "He misses you too, sweetheart. But, he'll be home soon!" She tapped her nose gently which caused the little girl to giggle.
As she watched her eat, she couldn't help but think about how much she looked like Grayson. She had his beautiful hazel eyes and her hair was a beautiful shade of brown just like his. Winnie was so beautiful and Y/N loved her, loved her with all her heart. She also loved him, but she was just the nanny. He had tons of girls throwing themselves at him who were ten times prettier than her and it hurt the woman sometimes; but right now what made her happy was watching that beautiful little girl who made her heart soar. If Gray had a new girlfriend, she rarely let them meet her. Winnie’s not her daughter but she feels like she is. Y/N had been her nanny since she was nine months old, so obviously she felt like she was her’s. See, what happened was Grayson met this girl back in Jersey when he went back for a few months with Ethan. They ended up hooking up and she got pregnant, she didn't want nothing to do with the baby and Grayson had always dreamed of being a dad so he just said fuck off to the girl and took full custody of baby Winifred when she was born and nine months later Y/N had her job.
Y/N walked into Starbucks, her sister’s daughter holding tightly onto her hand as her two older kids followed close behind. She had agreed to watch her nieces and nephew so her sister could have some much needed alone time with her husband. “tell me again why we decided to go into Starbucks?” Caroline grumbled, the fifteen year old staring down at her phone. “Because I wanted coffee since it’s almost ten am and we have errands to run.” the twenty one year old said. “gray, baby. go sit with your sister while i go order coffee okay?” Y/N said, smiling down at the twelve year old. “okay, Y/N! can i get a hot chocolate please?” the blonde haired boy asked, Y/N simply nodded before noting to also order one for the grumpy fifteen year old dirty blonde who was already sitting at the table.
picking up the three year old in her arms, Y/N held her tightly on her hip as she decided what she wanted to drink. “auntie, i’m hungy.” the three year old whined, “i know, punkin’. i have your snack in the car, just give me ten minutes okay?” she smiled, kissing her cheek. the little blonde haired girl just nodded and started playing with her aunt’s hair. finally deciding on a caramel macchiato, she walked up to the counter at the same time as probably one of the most beautiful human beings she’s ever seen. “oh, i’m sorry you can go first.” the male spoke and Y/N couldn’t help but look down at the adorable little sleeping baby in the stroller. “oh my god, so precious.” Y/N spoke, a smile on her face.
“thanks, she’s six months old. her name’s Winifred.” spoke the beautiful hazel eyed boy. “and who’s this cutie? she yours?” he asked. Y/N simply shook her head, a soft smile still on her lips. “this is my beautiful niece aurora. say hi, rory.” Y/N said, giggling a little as the shy little three year old simply just waved before burring her face into her aunt’s neck. “she’s always shy around strangers.” the girl spoke, just as the mysterious male was about to open his mouth up ran grayson. “auntie! caroline won’t let me borrow her phone charger to charge my tablet.” the twelve year old rolled his eyes. “gray, i’ll literally be done here in like twenty minutes. you can clearly just read a book, there’s one in my purse.” she simple stated before shooing her nephew away. “sorry about that, grayson and his sister fight all the time. i swear, i have no idea how my sister handles it.” she laughed. “wait, did you just say his name was grayson?” the male questioned, cocking his head to the side. “yeah..” Y/N said slowly, not understanding where the stranger was going with this.
“my name’s grayson too. grayson dolan.” grayson said, shooting her a wide smile. that’s when it clicked, she knew he looked super familiar. caroline was completely obsessed with the dolan twins and Y/N would be lying if she said she didn’t watch a few videos with her niece just to stare at grayson. “my sister’s husband is gonna be pissed. he thought grayson was a unique name.” she shook her head, giggling. “how old is your sister?” grayson asked, gently moving the stroller that held Winnie since he heard her fuss. “Twenty four, Caroline and Gray are her step kids. she’s been with her husband since she was twenty and they just got married a year ago when this little one was two.” she tickled her nieces belly which caused her to giggle. “and you’re taking on watching all three because?” Grayson questioned, chuckling a little. “I’ve always been good with kids plus I love spending time with them.” Her face seemed to light up at those words. Grayson couldn’t help but smile as she spoke, she just lit up like a Christmas tree when she talked about taking care of kids. Gray could always read people very well and there was something about Y/N that he couldn’t shake. She had a good soul and he wanted to get to know her better. “How about I buy you a coffee and we get to know each other a little?” Grayson smiled at her which caused Y/N’s heart to skip a few beats.
the girl smiled at him before frowning, “I have so many errands to run and I wish-“ before she could finish, Grayson cut her off. “Drive your car over to my place and we can go together. All four kids and us.” He suggested. This wasn’t like Grayson at all, he didn’t even know this girl yet here he was offering to take her around just to get to know her. Y/N was a bit taken back as well but the second she saw his smile, she knew she couldn’t say no. “I’d love too, also please get ready to get hounded a little. Caroline absolutely loves you and your brother.... Evan right?” She made a face. Grayson just chuckled, “Ethan but close and don’t worry, we love our fans.” He told her before picking up Winifred once she started crying. Taking out his wallet, he handed Y/N his card. “Get whatever you like, I’m gonna go change her real quick.” Before she could even protest, grayson was already heading to the bathroom with his daughter in hand.
Y/N and Grayson got to know each other over the next few months and when Winnie turned nine months, Gray asked if she would become her nanny and Y/N didn’t even hesitate. She’d be lying if she said she didn’t grow quite attached to the little bundle of joy over the course of three months. Y/N’s been with her every day since and she wouldn’t change it for the world. Once Winifred was done eating, she leaned up to kiss her cheek, "Thank you, Y/N!" She giggled before running off back into the living room. She just smiled before cleaning up the mess she made in the kitchen, Y/N usually ate when she was sleeping or when she got home. The twenty five year old lived about thirty miles away, but it was so worth the drive there and back every day because she adored Winifred and Grayson counted on her. Hours had passed and it was now time for Winnie’s bath and then Grayson would be home to tuck her in like he always did. No matter where he was or what he was doing, he'd always make sure he'd be home to tuck her in. "Winnie, sweetheart. It's time for your bath." Y/N walked into her bedroom, to see her playing with her barbies. "Nooo! I'm playing!" She whined as she changed her barbie's clothes. "Winifred Lisa Dolan.." the woman looked at her, arching her eyebrow and placing her hand on her hip. The second Winnie saw that plus hearing her whole name; she instantly threw her barbie down, hopped up on her feet and ran to the bathroom.
Twenty minutes later, her bath was over and Y/N was currently brushing her raven haired locks as she stood on her bed. Y/N then heard the door downstairs open and close, the four year old started getting excited knowing her papa was home. "Win, hold on baby. I'm almost done." She told her, as she gently held her shoulder as she continued to brush her hair. Y/N seriously couldn't get over the fact on how much Winifred loved Gray, and just how much he loved her. It was so precious, she loved when they were together. Sometimes, Y/N really wished Winnie was her’s and they were a family but being her nanny was enough for the older woman. "Okay, sweetheart you're-" Y/N couldn't even finish her sentence before the little four year old was already off her bed and out the door. Y/N soon followed her, smiling as she saw Grayson crouch down to her level to pick her up and spin her around. "Princess! I missed you so much!" He held his daughter so tight the girl thought her head was going to pop off. "I missed you too!" She giggled as he kissed her face. Yawning, she cuddled into her papa and Y/N knew she wanted to stay up and spend some time with him but Gray just picked her up and carried her to bed even though she was fussy. "Honey bunches, you need sleep. Papa will be here when you wake up okay?" He told her, smiling as he placed her in bed kissing her forehead. "Okay, Papa. I love you.." The second her head hit her pillow, she out like a light.
When he took her up to bed, Y/N finished cleaning up the house before walking to the window and pulling the blind down. There was a massive storm coming and she was a little nervous to go home. She turned around and jumped a little when she saw Grayson standing there. "You seriously scared the living hell out of me, Mr. Dolan!" She placed her hand over her heart and giggled a little. "Y/N, for the millionth time in the span of four years.. call me Grayson." He told her, chuckling as he shot her his beautiful pearly white smile that caused her heart to do flips. "Sorry, sorry. I forget sometimes." The woman giggled once again before walking over to the door and slipping on her shoes. She grabbed her purse and jacket before sliding the fabric over her arms. "I should really get going, there's a massive storm coming and I'd rather not get stuck in the middle of it." Y/N simply said as she dug her keys out of her purse. "Or you know... you could just stay the night?" He rubbed the back of his neck as he gave her a half smile. "Are you sure? I don't wanna impose.." Y/N looked down at her feet, clicking her heels together. "Y/N, you take care of my daughter. I think having you stay the night so you don't get stuck in some storm, isn’t you imposing." he chuckled a little. "Yeah, I guess that' s probably the right thing to do. I'll just sleep in the spare room, yeah?" She peeled off her jacket before hanging it back up and kicking off her shoes.
"Or you could just lay with me in my bed?"
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non-binary-nightmare · 5 years ago
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Pills: Chapter 4
TW: Unsympathetic!Patton; Manipulative!Patton; flashbacks; cursing; mention of anxiety attacks; pills; let me know if I should add more!
Chpt 1  Chpt 2  Chpt 3  Chpt 5 Chpt 6 Chpt 7 Chpt 8 Chpt 9 Chpt 10
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"Why can't we pop up!?" Roman asked. "I-I don't know." Logan said, bewildered. "You say you know everything but now you don't know!!!" Remus yelled, his headache getting worse. "Remus! Roman! Calm down! None of this is helping anyone. Especially not Thomas!" Deceit yelled.
"Guys?" Everyone turned to the familiar voice to see Patton standing there holding toddler Virgil. "He turned back into a baby?" Roman asked. "Actually Roman, he is a toddler and I believe the more correct way to-"
"Have any of you guys checked on Thomas?" Patton cut Logan off. "Actually Patton, we can't leave." Deceit said, glaring at Patton. Patton glared back. "Why's that Kiddo?"
"I- uh- we don't know." Roman said, noticing the glare-off between Deceit and Patton, making sure to make a mental note to talk to Logan about it. 
"I hungy." Four year old Virgil spoke. "Oh look at that! He's hungry. I'm going to go feed him, you guys try to figure this out." Patton said, taking Virgil into the kitchen. "Patton? I could watch him while you cook." Deceit said. Patton turned and looked at him with disgust and it seemed that only Deceit noticed this. "Why would- No. No Deceit you can't- I mean- That's fine. You guys just do what's needed and we'll keep out of your way!" Patton said in a false cheery tone. 
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"Thomas you good now?" Joan asked. "Yeah, thanks." Thomas said, sitting up. "What gave you an anxiety attack anyways?" Talyn asked. "I have no clue. Sorry guys. Let's just get back to making the video."
"If you need to take a break we can. We can pick up where we left off later. How about some pizza?" Adri suggested. "Pizza sounds amazing." Joan said, already pulling out their phone. “Joan you don’t need to. I can order it. You can help Adri with the new script.” Thomas said.
“Thomas. You just had a fucking anxiety attack, I can order the pizza. You sit down and take a breather.” Joan said, dialing the number for Domino’s. 
“Yeah you should settle down. We can take a break.” Talyn said, consoling Thomas.
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“Hey Logan can I talk to you for a second?” Roman said.
It had been only a few minutes since the whole ordeal. Roman, Logan, and Deceit were still trying to figure out what caused everything.
“Yes, Roman?”
“Did you see what happened between Patton and Deceit? Like, their glances and everything?”
“You do mean the glaring, the odd looks, and the tones in voice during their exchange?”
“Yeah. What do you think that meant?”
“I don’t know. That might be something to look into? Try talking to Remus about it.” Logan said and Roman groaned. “Why him? And why do I have to do it? I hate that guy!”
“It's your brother, Roman. And because I asked you too." Logan said sternly. "Fineee!" Roman said, going off to find Remus.
Logan finished up his notes he was doing before he was interrupted. When he was done, he went off in search of Deceit.
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"Oh come on! You don't know?" Remus asked. "Know what?" Roman questioned. "That the both of them literally despise each other." Remus said. "What do you mean?" 
"Well the whole thing really started when you and I split. But shit really went down when Virgil was created."
"He should be with me!! I- I mean us!!" Patton yelled. "No! You clearly don't even care about him!" Deceit yelled back. "Yes! I! Do! He's MY son!"
"No he isn't! You don't know the first thing about being a father! You only want to be seen as one! All you want to be is 'the perfect dad.' When clearly you aren't!" Deceit yelled and Patton scoffed. "I am the PERFECT dad. And no liar is going to tell me otherwise."
"You are more of a liar than I am! You don't even know his name yet do you?!" Deceit asked. "I- I uh-"
"Exactly!! You don't deserve to be anyone's father! And especially not his!" Deceit yelled. "Fine! Have him! But you won't have him forever. You can't protect him." Patton said, leaving the Darkscape.
"And they've hated each other ever since. Dee even caught Patton trying to convince Virgil to leave once."
"How do you know all of this?"
"I was in the room. They didn't know I was there of course. I just hid there."
"And Virgil?"
"Well he was in his new room obviously."
"Wow. How could I have never know this? I always thought Deceit was the bad guy."
"Yeah that's what Patton wants you to think."
"I guess so.." Remus sighed. "Wanna know something?" He asked. "What?"
"I really think that whatever is happening with Virgil, is being caused by Patton. I don't know how, or why, but it's just a hunch I have." Remus said. "Huh.." Roman said. "Well I have to go. Got some business to attend to in the Imagination." Remus said, standing up. "Well wait what about- and he's gone." Roman said, sighing.
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"Dee?" Logan asked, knocking on Deceit's door. "Come in." A faint voice spoke from the other side of the door. Logan opened the door slowly, scanning the room for Deceit. Deceit was on the ground, knees to chest, and tears rolling down his face. Logan immediately rushed over to him. "Dee? Dee what's wrong?"
"I- I was supposed to protect him." Deceit's cracked voice spoke. "Protect? Protect who?" Logan asked. "Virgil. I promised him I would protect him. That I would never let anyone hurt him. Now he's with that- that MONSTER!" Deceit yelled, more tears streaming down his face. "Dee look at me." Logan said, turning Deceit's head to look at him. "Calm down. Breathe. Please." Deceit took some deep breaths and took a second to calm down. "Now please, will you talk to me?" Logan asked. "I'm sorry Logan. I don't know what came over me."
"It's okay. Now please, tell me what's wrong?" Logan asked and Deceit nodded. Deceit explained how when Virgil was created, he and Patton got into this big argument about who got to keep Virgil. He explained that he got to keep him and that after the whole argument, Deceit told Virgil that he was safe with him. He promised to protect him. Always and forever.
"But I've let him down. He's know stuck with him. And even better he's back as a child!" Deceit said in defeat. Logan grabbed Deceit's hand. "It'll be okay. We'll find out what happened to him and fix this. You have to trust me- trust us. Okay?" Logan asked and Deceit nodded.
Logan kissed the back of Deceit's hand. "Thank you. Now, let's get you cleaned up and we can watch a movie or something else you might enjoy. It's been a figuratively long couple of days, I'm sure you could use a break." Logan said, standing up and pulling Deceit up with him. "Yeah. That sounds nice." He said, smiling.
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Hope you like this chapter!!
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