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*Adam looked around the tropical Gluttony Ring it is a lovely ring of Hell in golds, oranges, and turquoise people didn’t care here if others cared if they were doing things in excess because they wanted to get the adrenaline high from excess, it was a feeling that Adam had to admit that he partook in every once in a while, he saw a woman who was a fox with bee like features, this was Beelzebub who went by the name Queen Bee who invited him to her party so she could meet Lucifer’s new lover*
Queen Bee: You are even cuter in person, I am so happy you could come, I have wanted to meet you ever since I heard you were with our King.
*Queen Bee hands Adam some cotton candy*
Adam: Thank you.
*Adam starts to enjoy the cotton candy as she led him into her home, most of the guests were Hellhounds*
Queen Bee: Everyone have as much fun as you can, we have a special guest Adam the First Man and Lucifer’s hot new boyfriend.
*none of the guests seemed shocked that someone like Adam was with Lucifer, in fact most of them seemed excited at this news*
Queen Bee: I heard you are a bit of a rock star, we should sing together.
Adam: Yeah, I just need an electric guitar.
*Queen Bee summoned one and Adam started to play the guitar while he started to sing along when Queen Bee, he was having so much fun, after the little jam session they were relaxing while enjoying Beelzejuice and other types of sweets*
Queen Bee: It is so nice to see Lucifer pick a lover who can enjoy gluttony.
*Adam picked up a large piece of honey and orange cake, he gave a little moan of enjoyment tasting the soft cake*
Adam: After Eden we didn’t get to enjoy much and once I died and went to Heaven I was able to enjoy lots of good food that didn’t even exist on Earth. Others looked down upon me for enjoying good food especially when I gained weight.
*Adam looked down at his stomach, he wasn’t fat, in fact he was mostly muscular, but it was hard to deny he was chubby now*
Queen Bee: There is nothing wrong with your body, to me it shows a guy who isn’t afraid to have fun and indulge. Besides you have a body that drives the King of Hell wild with desire. We all got to talk about you and he loves you very much, but it is not just that he finds you gorgeous, not even Lilith could make him feral the way you do. You should be proud of yourself and enjoy some more sweets.
*Adam relaxed and enjoyed as many sweets as he could while realizing he made a new friend that day*
#hazbin hotel#helluva boss#adam#hazbin hotel adam#adamsapple#adam/lucifer#queen bee#helluva boss queen bee#cotton candy#let adam eat cake#adam should enjoy all the sweets
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You know what, I get why Adam is chubby in heaven. If I went from living in Eden where I never had to worry about starving, to living on earth where very meal is a struggle and you could die getting it, and then end up in heaven where, from the sounds of it, you never run out of food, id eat a lot too. I'd have food insecurity issues, id eat like every meal could be my last meal and at any moment all this food could be taken away from me. I'd 100% over eat the good food that tastes the best and isn't the healthiest. Because I know what it's like to starve and only be able to eat the worst foods ever because that's all that's available.
So yes, chubby Adam makes a lot of fucken sense. And Lucifer is gonna love our chubby boy anyway because squish.
#hazbin hotel#hellaverse#adamsapple#adam x lucifer#lucifer x adam#hazbin lucifer#guitarduck#hazbin hotel adam#chubby adam#adam hazbin hotel#adam hazbin#let him eat cake
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✨i’m losing it, all i get is jealousy, jealousy ✨
#the mighty ducks#charlie conway#adam banks#and a little#jesse hall#because i do be pushing the 9line agenda always!#me: did you know jealousy jealousy by olivia rodrigo is a song about hockey boys and classism#this started out as a joke#but i think it would make for an interesting dynamic#i'm clearing out my drafts!#but while i'm here#it's really so interesting#how adam changed for the better#going from that 'i'm better than you' hawk mentality to being humbled#and how jesse changed for the better#going from 'cake-eater (derogatory)' to 'cake-eater (affectionate)' because he realized not all rich people are terrible#and charlie just did the opposite and regressed???#literally went from 'let's give bombay & banks a chance :)' to 'eat the rich i hate all y'all preppies'#and i get it's because they needed a conflict and classism is a big part of d1's storyline#but damn charlie tell us what happened between age 12 and 14#like ok#realistically i still think it's because they just gave him half of jesse's personality#to give him that role of a leader he never was in d1/d2#but obviously they weren't gonna point that out in the movie#but i wish they'd at the very least explored charlie's sudden resentment#and the conflict between adam and charlie#instead of having them fight and then make up(?) without as much as a talk!!#i think there's a lot of things d3 got right#but even more that they got wrong#ok this turned into me rambling
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couldn't focus on anything all day bc I was too busy thinking about satoru and his foreign girlfriend :o
you two met, but could hardly speak the same language... so, of course, you let your bodies talk.
one hookup after another led to sneaking around just to spend time together. you're in japan on a teaching job, all things included, and satoru is... a teacher as well -- at least, that's what you understand from it all.
he's obnoxiously adamant about his strength, but he was often so excited explaining It to you that you just couldn't understand. he's such a puppy, piecing together his biggest words and obscene phrases for you to try and translate.
since you both have that teaching archetype, most of your time spent together is enlightening and purposeful. but, satoru likes it the best when you bake for him.
him and his sweet tooth. he could eat an entire tray of desserts in one sitting and still ask for more. the sitting favorite in your nearly non-existent apartment kitchen was cake. all kinds -- layered, plain, cupcakes, and pops, he's certainly not picky. he'll sit and watch you make it for ages, then be right next to you once you deem it cool enough to eat, though he thinks you're saying 'it's too cold to eat'.
today, he's trying brownies.
and of course, his stupidly long fingers are in your pan as soon as you take them from the oven.
"they're hot!" you slap his long fingers away when he tries to grab.
"then, give me one."
so you'd step in front of him, pressing yourself between his hips and the countertop. using your body as a shield to protect your sacred work.
instead of digging into your brownies, he pouts and rests his head on your shoulder, fingers digging into the flesh of your hips. he's not giving his words any enunciation so it sounds like he says, "if that's what I can have in the meantime,"
you pause for a second, eyebrows furrowing. then, you cave, turning around and asking him, "what?"
"i don't mind having you in the meantime," he replies this time, crystal clear and with a weird look in his bright eyes. your romance is still too young to pick up on every one of his hints, but you can definitely tell his intentions by the way he's trailing his fingers from your hips, down to your...
it's awkward as hell, but you bite your lip, staring past his shoulder and not into his all-seeing gaze. "sex?"
"mhm."
that night, satoru felt hotter as he fucked you easily, hovering over you in missionary with a hand pressed to your cheek. sweat was beading from his light brow, and even he was losing his breath.
"hot. so hot." you moan, eyes pressed shut to try and shun your quickly approaching orgasm. you knew your boyfriend could go on for hours, that's definitely not you.
"thank you babygirl. love it when you call me that."
"no, 's fucking hot."
he kisses you quiet, hips shuddering as they guide the perfection - literal perfection of his cock inside of you. it's making the heat worse, you're left panting against his sweet lips.
and when you're both done and dripping in condensation, brownies are calling your name. it's only when you leave the bedroom, does the heat wave engulf the entirety of your body.
fucking oven.
you left it on. there's no way your shitty one-bedroom could regulate the heat in the middle of summer.
satoru starts panting like a dog, pretty face screwed up in worry as he glances down at you.
"hot." he complains, but does nothing to fix the situation. your left eye twitches.
naked, you head back to the kitchen, flipping the oven off and checking for damage. when you turn around, satoru is at your tail... like a puppy. you give him a smile.
"brownies are still hot."
#where are the satoru fuckers... reveal yourself#fun fact i hateddddd his character for awhile#he's so annoying i love himmkdfksj#.satorus girl! <3#.satoruu <3#jjk x reader#jjk fanfic#jjk smut#satoru gojo x y/n#satoru gojo smut#satoru gojo x reader#gojo satoru x reader
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hi sweetheart I hope this finds you on a good day at a good time I was wondering if you had any fic recs for like either the hale fire doesnt happen or the hale fam lives like what were ur favourite fics of that trope if you enjoy it no worries if not (preferably stiles/derek) but I'll read anything you recommend hv a good rest of your day 🫶
hiii 💕💕💕 call me a sweetheart, and I'll rec anything lmao (but I do love that tag... Hale family is such a good topic to explore, so much good tea)
sanctuary where i stand by ceserabeau
"We're happy to have you, Stiles," Laura says, and nudges Derek hard, "Aren't we?" "Of course," Derek says through gritted teeth. When he looks at Stiles, the kid has a smug grin on his face. What a little shit. AU where Stiles is sent to the Hale pack to be their emissary.
Don't You Worry (Stiles) by Watermelon Wolves (RogueMarieL)
After Scott was bitten, Stiles told a very small lie in exchange for a very huge prize -- pack membership -- and he has spent the intervening years winning every Best Fake Boyfriend award on the books. Now, however, Scott wants to be in an actual relationship, and Stiles is losing his pack. Enter Derek.
What Fresh Twilight Bullshit Is This? by isthatbloodonhisshirt (wasterella)
"I am not Bella!” he insisted, shaking his fist angrily at Jackson, as if he’d been the one to suggest he was. “I am not Bella! I am, like, a Jacob, at least!” Lydia made a noise of debate from his right and he whipped around to look at her. “What?! What was that sound?!” “You’re more of a Mike,” she insisted, shrugging neatly and flipping some curls over her shoulder. “Wha—” Stiles had never been so offended in his life! “I am not! No way! I am a solid Jacob!” “Mike,” she argued. “Who’s Mike?” Scott asked. “Shut up, Scott!” Stiles insisted, pointing a finger at him but still glaring at Lydia.
Ain't Nothing so Good as the Cake and Eating it by sofonisba_found
Derek thinks he's doing alright in life, with his family at his side and a job he loves. Despite his family's concerns he remains adamant that he doesn't need a mate, afraid to take the risk of letting anyone close enough to try to hurt his family again. That is until he realizes that his true mate has been right under his nose for years, and that now through his inaction he may lose him.
what a big heart i have (better to love you with) by crazyassmurdererwall (smartalli)
Stiles has a massive thing for Derek Hale. This is not news. Stiles, after all, has been carrying a torch for Derek ever since they bumped into each other at a taco cart at the start of his freshman year. But what is news? With no hope of ever capturing Derek’s attention, Stiles is thinking it might be time to let that torch go. Try to let it burn out. (Derek might have something to say about that.)
My, What Big Shoulders You Have (The Better to Help You Carry the Weight) by isthatbloodonhisshirt (wasterella)
"Talia was just telling me an interesting story,” his dad informed him. Stiles didn’t have the nerve to glance over at him, because he knew no matter how much he argued, the proof was all there. The wolves had found him, Parrish had picked him up on the side of the road, he had a fucking picture on his phone. He was screwed. No point in arguing, all it’d do is piss his father off even more. “You don’t say,” Stiles offered slowly. “What uh—you know, I like stories. Is it a uh, good one?” “It seems to be a matter of opinion,” Talia said with another kind smile. “I hear you had quite the night last night.” Okay, time to cut his losses. He was already fucked, all he could do was apologize and hope she didn’t press for him to get fined and arrested. Given he was her husband’s friend’s son, he had high hopes. “I’m really sorry,” Stiles blurted out. “It was stupid and-and irresponsible and just—I am so sorry. I shouldn’t have crossed into your territory. I should’ve known better, I do know better! It was a complete lapse in judgement and I am just—I am so sorry.”
Oh God, He's Hot by lupus (lupuswrites)
When Stiles came home a couple of days before junior year started from a summer away, he was a little more than excited to see his best friend Derek, especially now that he’d finally gotten the courage to act upon his long standing crush on the guy. There’s just one problem; somewhere in the span of three months puberty hit Derek like the bus hit Regina George and all of the sudden Derek is hot. And Stiles isn’t the only one who’s noticed.
Once Upon a Dream by gryvon
Stiles has been dreaming of the Hale family burning alive since he was a child. After being locked in Eichen for a year, Stiles learns to keep his visions to himself. That doesn't stop him from keeping an eye on Derek Hale while he waits for Kate Argent to make her move. Only watching Derek becomes loving Derek and stopping Derek and Kate from getting together turns into Stiles dating Derek Hale. He's in love with Derek but his visions haven't stopped, only now he has to watch Derek die with the rest of his family. He'll do anything to keep that dream from becoming reality.
Hung The Moon by BurnItAllClean (nrnyx)
Slowly Stiles got control of himself again. His heart calmed. His breathing evened out. The anger was gone. In its place, a bone-deep weariness settled. He couldn’t do this. He wouldn’t survive this.
Growing Up With You by WhereAreTheBreaks
It all started with a strange scent in the grocery store, and now Derek can't imagine his life without the hyperactive little shit that is Stiles Stilinski. He didn't know why he always felt the need to be close to the boy but his mom's knowing looks certainly weren't helping.
Bonded to a Spark by AMatchInWater
Derek comes back to Beacon Hills after living in New York with Laura as a deputy. His mom wants to retire and has enlisted Stiles to be their emissary in training since he's such a successful spark. Derek hates all of it at first until he cracks when Stiles wakes him up in the middle of the night to fix the wards, and he starts to fall for the Omega living in his home.
Emissary by dragon_temeraire
To keep the peace, Stiles agrees to be emissary to the Hale pack.
Don't Feed the Wolves by Amazonia_8
Stiles took the dare, because what else was he supposed to do when the whole lacrosse team was chanting his name? Even though the werewolf pack had left Beacon Hills years ago, nobody was stupid enough to set foot on the Hale property. Except, apparently, Stiles. Now he's got a feral werewolf following him around town with the sole purpose of claiming Stiles as his own.
When You're Close I Feel the Sparks by Leslie_Knope
The guy is hot as hell, sure—leather jacket and glasses, Jesus, be still Stiles' poor, bisexual, beating heart—but more importantly, it must really suck being new on the first day of senior year. “We’re adopting him,” he decides, tugging Scott and Kira by the elbow in that direction. “Let’s go.”
Somewhere to Start by Lissadiane
Stiles has always known that he isn't quite human - the plant life that tends to sprout around him whenever he gets upset or excited gives it away. He's never really fit in among the regular people in Beacon Hills and is determined to wait it out, go to college, and find somewhere to belong. He's forced to abandon those plans, however, after he desperately agrees to enter into an arranged marriage to save his father's life. An arranged marriage with an angry, sometimes furry dude with trust issues. It's all very Beauty and the Beast, without the singing candlesticks.
Like a Baby Duck by ALoza
Derek hoists Stiles to his feet, and the six-year-old topples forward into the ten-year-old’s chest. He grunts and wipes at his cheek. “Sorry,” Derek blurts, eyes wide with worry, as he steadies him. Stiles smiles and shrugs, “‘s okay.” Derek smiles back and crosses his arms, “Okay, you have to be the prince and I’ll be the knight that has to rescue you, okay?” Stiles nods, “Okay.” “Go to sleep in the treehouse and when I kiss you, you have to wake up,” Derek instructs.
They Don't Know How Long It Takes (Waiting For a Love Like This) by crossroadswrite
Everyone knows that soulmates have a 86% rate of successful marriages, but everyone also knows that for you to find your soulmate you'll need an incredible amount of luck and to go through the hardest, most marking moment of your life for the bond to kick in and call them to you. If you're a werewolf, then you won't need to wait that long. Some people will say you just know, others will call bullshit. Derek is four when he meets his soulmate and he doesn't know because no one will tell him. Not until he's older. And it'll be a bit of an unprecedent case given that he met his soulmate even before he was born.
Daybreak by TheObsidianQuill
"There . . ." Stiles swallowed and looked down at the bottle in his grasp as he slowly swirled the amber liquid inside. "There's really nothing left. For me. Everyone is . . . gone, and it feels like I haven't thought of tomorrow in years." His words rang in the air like a gunshot, he took another heavy drink. "I would trade every last breath I take to just have another shot—not even a guarantee, just a chance to make things right and bring back even one of them." The pack was gone. He had nothing left. He had no one. With nothing to lose, Stiles puts everything on the line to go back in time to try to prevent the future from becoming his past. Broken, guarded, and haunted by his past, only one overgrown-pup of a wolf seems able to get past his defenses. Changing the future? Easy. Finding a place for himself in the Hale Pack? Impossible.
Other fic recs: angsty fics | possessive Derek | historical AU | baby/mpreg | outsider POV | smut | mafia | hurt/comfort | magical!Stiles | Stiles gets kicked out of the pack | BAMF!Stiles + pt2 | omegaverse | witch!Stiles | creature!Stiles | bad friend Scott | pack mom!Stiles | unrequited love | werewolf!Stiles | dark sterek | single parent!Stiles | feral Derek | arranged marriage | Stiles is underestimated | mpreg w/o abo | accidental knotting | jock!Derek | jock!Stiles | alive Hales | spanking | royal abo au | longfic | void!Stiles
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Goo Kim x Reader: Wild Flirtations
G/N. You meet a captivating blonde. Masterlists

An out of place blonde has started frequenting your favourite food stall.
The first time you notice him, he pulls a face as he enters, pushing aside the cheap plastic that forms the entrance flap. A blast of delicious smells and spices hit him in the face, at the same time as a cold chill hits you, and even with the dingy surroundings, it's too difficult for him to resist.
From the mismatched collection of chairs and rickety stools, perma-stained from too many drunken nights and sloppy eating habits, he picks the one next to you.
He gives you a wink as he sits down, warming his hands on the twin bowls of eomuk and tteokbokki.
At the first bite, he lets out the most obscene groan you have ever heard in daylight. You can't help but let out a laugh.
"If I knew the food was so good and the view this pretty, I would have come here a long time ago."
He says it so casually that it's not until your meal is long gone and you're half way home that you realise he was hitting on you.
.
.
A week later, during your second meeting, he introduces himself as Goo Kim. His glasses are steaming up from the hot broth and humidity and a single blonde lock falls out of place as he takes his first mouthful.
Again, an obscene groan that conjures imagery of wild nights and dirty secrets, escapes his lips.
It's hard not to stare at him.
Goo swallows the last of his food and you watch his Adam's apple bob.
"What's your name, sweetheart?" he asks, smacking his lips together and running his hand through his hair.
You tell him and he repeats it after you with a lopsided, wolfish grin.
.
.
You learn Goo Kim oozes equal amounts of charm and danger.
Every word out of his mouth is slippery and honeyed. You don't believe a single word he says though you have the distinct feeling that everything he tells you is both calculated and absolute nonsense.
He gives you smiles that never reach his eyes, and he looks at you with a hunger than you know this paltry food stall could never satiate.
He tells tall tales of onis and inhumane feats of strength that you think only middle aged past-their-prime men would spin after a drink too many.
You could listen to him all day despite the lies and the farfetched stories.
Goo Kim is too fun for you to turn away.
You find yourself hoping to bump into him more and more, and whenever you're there, seated alone on a wooden chair with one leg too short and slurping your rice cakes, you desperately hope that you'll be joined by this eccentric man soon after.
.
.
Lately, he offers to show you a good time. Said jokingly at first, but he spots the blood rushing to your cheeks and the way you peek at him from beneath your lashes spurs him on.
Teases your imagination of what you could do together on his precious days off, his empty evenings, his emptier weekends.
He loves money, he explains and the designer clothing and impeccable grooming habits have not gone unnoticed. He works all the time because he hasn't found anything better to do.
Goo grins at his own innuendo, lips stretched and eyes excitable as he whispers into your ear, one arm hanging loosely around your waist and thumb stroking at your side.
You think this may be a game to him. Like a predator playing with his prey.
"What do you think, cupcake?" he purrs, gaze challenging.
When you decline, not yet ready to jump in headfirst, "Maybe another time", he chuckles like he knew you would have said that all along.
"I'll miss you," he says with a pout when he gets ready to leave. He sounds so sincere that you almost believe him.
"I'll miss you too," you reply, because against your better judgement, you will.
He doesn't offer his number and neither does he ask for yours.
.
.
It's not often you're feeling brave.
Goo sits facing you, elbow resting on the table and face perched on his palm. Long legs manspreading, stretched around you, trapping you into position. He watches you, glasses occasionally glinting in the light, talking about this and that like you're the most entertaining person in this world.
A lazy half-smile hangs off his lips and you feel the urge to kiss him.
"Did you say you're busy after this?"
Goo blinks in surprise at your sudden change in subject and nothing surprises him much these days.
"I didn't, but I'm not."
"Did you-" You fiddle with your sleeve. How are you supposed to word this? How are you going to ask him to fulfill everything he's been teasing for the past month without sounding desperate?
"Do you-" you try again.
"You want to come back to mine?" he asks, cutting you off and reading your desire with one eyebrow raised.
"Sure." You aim for nonchalant but your voice betrays you and cracks.
He leans forward, completely into your space. Face mere inches from yours. "Are you sure sweetheart? I'm bad news."
Your mouth is completely dry, all you can do is nod. This is the closest you've ever been to him and to your dismay, you realise you can't read his expression or his thoughts at all.
Goo makes a noise, a combination of his chuckle and groan. He flops his forehead onto your shoulder and pauses, completely still.
Your stomach drops out and you fear you might have ruined everything.
Both of you stay frozen. You, like schrodinger's cat. Pretending that if you don't react, then this can't end badly.
The seconds feel like hours until-
"Come on," you hear him speak into your shoulder, lips grazing your collarbone then cheek on accident, on complete purpose, as he rises.
Goo looks pleased. He looks like he'll eat you alive.
He stands, offering out his hand and you take it.
#my love for goo kim never wanes#lookism#lookism x reader#goo kim#goo kim x reader#kim joongoo#kim joongoo x reader#lookism fics#wannaeatramyeon
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Imagine…Jensen Asking For A Puppy
Pairing: Jensen x reader
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Jensen had been strange all throughout dinner but you couldn’t put your finger on it. When you were halfway through dessert and one last drink he leaned over the table and you saw he had his puppy dog eyes on.
“Ackles. Tell me you did not take me out to my favorite restaurant to butter me up.”
“Me? I would never,” he said innocently, his cheeks soft, eyes big. “I’m just admiring your beauty.”
“Nah this ain’t cute as shit Jensen tonight. This is up to something Jensen. Spill or I’m not letting you past first base,” you said, eating a piece of cake.
“I just…was thinking…maybe…we could get a puppy and I already found this really cute one at the rescue yesterday and I put a hold on him and he’s so adorable and he’s a little dog but so fluffy and I figured we could adopt him cause I don’t like you being home alone and you don’t like being home alone and we’re supposed to pick him up at nine in the morning and then take him to the vet which I already have scheduled and here’s a picture cause he’s so cute.” He held a phone in front of your face as you blinked slowly, Jensen holding up a tiny dog with a big smile on his face. “How do you say no to that face?”
“Jensen. Did you adopt a dog without talking to me? At all?”
“Yes but I didn’t mean to. I just went to see how it all works and I looked at the dogs and he just…that’s my guy.” You rolled your eyes, Jensen tucking his phone away and back to giving you puppy dog eyes. “Please?”
“I thought you wanted to get me some big dog to defend me or something.”
“He’s small but he’ll protect you. Please? I know I should have talked to you first but-“
“Why that dog.”
“He’s my guy.”
“Jensen. Why. That. Dog. You were very adamant about wanting a big dog.”
“Well he was gonna get put down. He has anxiety and his past two owners didn’t like that. He’s been hard to adopt out but we can handle something like that. I know-“
“Shush. You’re an idiot. We’re adopting him. Just…let me join in next time you sweet ridiculous man. Okay?”
“Okay,” he said, sitting back in his seat with a big smile. “Can do sweetie.”
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#supernatural#spn#Jensen ackles#jensen ackles x you#jensen fanfic#spn fanfic#rpf#supernatural fanfic#jensen ackles fanfiction#jensen ackles x#jensen ackles x reader#jensen ackles fluff#jensen ackles rpf#supernatural fanfiction#spn fanfiction#jensen fanfiction#jensen ackles fanfic#jensen ackles imagine#jensen imagine#spn imagine#supernatural imagine
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If it's alright, may I ask for ZZZ Anton, Von Lycaon, and Billy Kid with a rather renowned g/n patissier s/o? Someone is known for having creative dessert concepts, and enjoys presenting it to them to try (Even though Billy cannot Eat.) Thank you very much! :]]
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𝜗𝜚 synopsis. tasty treats, and its all for him! what? what do you mean you have a business to run?!
𝜗𝜚 pairings. anton, billy kid, & lycaon x gn!reader (seperately)
𝜗𝜚 director's notice. firm believer that these three + wise have sweet teeth (or tooths idk) ALSO SORRY FOR LATE REPLY WHEN I RECEIVED THIS REQ I GOT WRITER'S BLOCKKK


anton who wants to be your taste tester, bad and good treats because anything from you is a gift (even when he's throwing up at the toilet)
jokes aside, but anton definitely would love anything you gave him, especially with all the silly little candy on top of the cake, or the tasty frosting you let him try as he watched you from behind while you decorated a cake for a rich couple's anniversary
anton is very enthusiastic about trying your decorations. oh? they're plastic? *choking*
he's a real sweetheart for everything you make. please give him a slice or two after work is over, he'd really like that. or even just a simple treat.
whenever people come over to the shop while he's there, he's definitely flexing about how your his s/o. get him a shirt with those exact words while he's at it.
anton appreciates you so much. keep feeding him till you're both old and wrinkly :p


billy who loves your cooking. he compliments it, even when you know he can't try them
but i know that billy is someone who loves acts of service & physical touch. you know he can't feel them but you do it anyway. that's sweeter than any cake you've made.
billy falls in love all over again each time you give him hugs from behind, even when he jumps in surprise. you know what will fix it? a cupcake! come on come on! give it here!
he treasures everything you give him, ranging from small treats you let him model for (for advertisement), or the huge cakes he wishes he could taste. billy loves them either way
even if billy can't feel your touch, or experience the chance to eat your delicious pastries.. he really appreciates the thought you put into it, even on his birthdays, you bake him silly little pastries and cakes.
billy will praise your work a lot, he knows how much time, and passion you put into each piece, and knows it'll make whoever eats it happy. that's enough for him to ponder on what it could taste like.


lycaon is willing to help you advertise, he knows everyone will love a tasty pastry with a side of fluff
definitely very good at recommending you to others (him n his connections through victoria housekeeping >_o).
lycaon who loves every flavor you let him try, always asking him if its good or not, even when you know he'll say it's the best.. because it comes from you
lycaon who'll eat even your burnt, or ruined pastries (as long as edible) to make you feel better. stands his ground on him willing to taste anything you make, because nothing else can match the passion you put into your pastries
looks at you so lovingly from behind while you work hard to come up with something unique for next week's special. lycaon will help you come up with names for them if you'd really like, he knows a thing or two that would catch people's eye.
lycaon knows you overwork yourself sometimes, finding you asleep, face beside your newest treat. carries you bridal style to your room- the one you share with him. planting a peck on your forehead.
lycaon praises you for your passion, but is concerned you'll put it over your health one day. a day where he isn't there. very adamant on not letting you work past 5 hours on weekends
lycaon who's really caring for you, n loves you so much !!!!


THIS WAS SO CUTE I SHOULDVE DONE IT EARLIER11!!!
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Analytic Deep-Dive of Stanford Pines
Something I don't see talked about like AT ALL is how arrogant and selfish Ford was.
Man literally has delusions of grandeur all throughout Journal 3 and Book of Bill. He decides not just to look at the big picture, but the frame, wall, room, and building it's hung up in.
Fiddleford spent days putting together a whole thesis for Ford that would change his life and give him everything Ford dreamed of; money, renown, credibility, but it still wasn't enough for Ford.
Even when everything fell to ruin and he realised that Bill was trying to end the world, his big dumb nerd brain just couldn't let go of his research, not even for the sake of the world.
(This is kinda long so I'm cutting it; more below)
If he had destroyed the Journals like his first instinct told him to, Bill wouldn't have had blueprints. No one would be able to summon Bill. None of the information in the Journals would have reached any hands, much less the wrong ones.
But Ford was just so *adamant* about preserving his research, he decided that instead of removing the tools of destruction, it'd be better to kill a god instead.
His own hubris lead to everything that happened. Stanley pushing him into the portal, Gideon getting his hands on Journal 2 (an elementary school was a *great* place to hide a book of spells), the whole time thinking he was sticking it to Bill, when really he was playing into his hands.
Ford was a selfish man, and Bill enabled him by filling his head with flattery and praises.
Even after the Portal incident, Bill's influence still lingered in Ford's mind.
He still thought he had to do everything alone, that only he had the power and intelligence to destroy Bill once and for all. And some of his experiences only confirmed that belief.
Journal 3 details a dimension Ford visited where the Portal Incident never happened. In that dimension, Parallel Ford achieved everything Ford dreamed of. PStan listened to PFord, PFord reuinited with his PFiddleford, and PFord found a way to both stop Bill and keep his portal. This is a dimension where Ford got to have his cake and eat it to.
While I vehemently believe Parallel Ford learned many lessons about the importance of trust and community, I wholeheartedly believe that 46'/ Ford only saw this as a world where people listened to HIM, where he was in charge and in control, and everything worked out because of it. I fully believe seeing this dimension further drove our Ford to the conclusion that being the lone scholar was the right thing to be.
He held onto this belief even after coming home, even after reuniting with his brother, and continued to hold on to that mistrust and toxic independent mindset.
His character development didn't start until he played a table-top roleplaying game with a 12 year old boy.
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The chair, cheesecake, and the bruise (Reneé Rapp x Reader)
I watched the video of her falling on her chair. A recurring event where she fell on her birthday. Also, not me writing this on the way to univ to take tests with no sleep, no review and a few cups of coffee. Wish me luck on my exams. Gay Power!🌈💪🏻
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"Happy Birthday Nae-nae!" We greeted after we sang the Birthday song. It's exactly 12:00 and we decided to greet her first thing in hand. I giggled at her adorable wide smile. I gave her the bouquet and I completely melted as I saw her reaction, she quickly wrap her arms around my neck. I move my hand so the cheese cake wouldn't fall.
"Make a wish baby" I whisper in her ear as I gave her cheeks a kiss. She nodded and unwrapped her arms around my neck. This time her arm is wrapped around my waist. She closed her eyes for a moment to make a wish.
I admire her while she's doing that. Smiling softly as she mutter something under her breath. When she opens her eyes, she's looking directly at me. Our smiles slowly widen as we look at each other. "Stop being so adorable" we both roll our eyes at the voice of her manager.
"We're having a cheesy romantic moment. Stop being a dick" Renee stated, I snort at her comment. I shrugged my shoulders at Adam. He stopped recording the video. "Alright I'm gonna go back to sleep. Happy Birthday Renee" He gave me my phone and pat me on my shoulder. I thank him before we left.
"So~" I place the cake on the table. I stop to admire her while she's admiring the flowers. "These are so fucking cute. Thank you baby" She wrap her other arm around me, bringing me closer for a kiss. I wrap my arms around her waist, pulling her body even closer.
I move her shirt so I can feel her bare skin as our lips continue to kiss each other. She smile during the moment and I can't help but be affected by that smile.
"Happy Birthday baby" I lowly mutter, our lips touching as I speak those words. She looks at me with those eyes, I peck her lips lightly. My hands moving up and down her waist.
I put my hand up to caress her cheek, both of us just smiling like an idiot. I noticed her looking down at my lips. I slowly moved to bring our lips together, she lets out a soft moan as our lips dance against each other.
She wrap her arms around my neck and pulled me closer. We continued to make out till we have to pull away for oxygen.
"Come on, let's eat the cheese cake!" You said excitedly, letting go of Reneé. "You go ahead baby. I'll just charge my phone." I gave her forehead a kiss before walking inside our shared room.
I was settling my phone down when I heard a loud bang outside. My reaction time was quick, as I was already running outside the room to check on Reneé.
Who is currently on the floor.
"What happened baby!?" I didn't have time to scan the room as I'm gently helping settle her on the couch.
"You alright?" You asked when you noticed her silence. She looked up at you, her lips quivering slightly and tears brimming her eyes. You let out a soft chuckle, she looked adorable.
"Are you hurt baby?" She nodded with pouty lips, you let out a laugh because of cute she is. You gave her head a kiss before going to the fridge to grab some ice pack.
"Here, can you raise your arm a little for me Nae?" She did what I asked, she let out a small "ow" while doing so. You can't help but laugh, "fuck you" you let out a full on belly laugh as you realized what happened.
"Ok, ok. I'm sorry baby" You giggle when she looks at you. "Sorry, I'll go grab us some utensils so we can eat your cheese cake." As you were grabbing the plates, you heard her voice.
"It's my birthday, and we're about to our cheesecake for my birthday." You snorted out as she continued "how do I flip the camera? Well it's right thwere." She pointed the camera to the cheesecake.
"And then the fucking chair bwoke. And I FELL" she pointed at the now broken chair. You continue watching her as she pointed to her iced arms.
"And I'm BRUISED. I Bruise easily." You immediately went to her once she put the phone down.
"My poor baby" you cooed at her, but she just slapped your arm and hug you with one arm. You stroke her hair as you examine her bruising arm.
"Here, let me get the cheesecake" You settle the plates and cutlers down the table. Then you get the cheesecake, the rest of the night was spent with feeding Reneé and apologizing for laughing at her.
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(𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙥𝙧𝙤𝙤𝙛𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙙)
#regina george x reader#renee rapp x reader#renee rapp#regina george#leighton murray#mean girls 2024#mean girls
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Alastor , Adam, Lute , Husk x anorexic reader
Author notes: hiiiiii guyssss(^-^)/❤️ I made this fanfiction after a request so if you want something in particular or a part 2 let me know and I'm sorry if it's not perfect I didn't really know how to write a fanfiction on such a serious subject....
⚠️warning ⚠️: anorexic, very serious subject
Alastor🦌
♡ He loves you and finds you perfect just the way you are, never doubts it, however, he is worried about you and will make you eat whatever happens He prepared jambalaya and other of his mother's specialties for you to eat. “darling I made you jambalaya come eat~” he tells you all the time how magnificent he thinks you are and that he cares about you more than anything in the world and that one of his dreams is to submit to hell with you next to him. he loves you, never doubt it.
Adam😇
♧ He didn't really know what it was, he believed you when you said you weren't hungry and didn't care whether you ate or not until the day he found out what it was and I can tell you he will shower you with compliments and love telling you how beautiful you are and that you need to eat to be in good shape. “baby you look beautiful, eat a little piece for me” ONLY FAST FOOD I mean he loves it so.... He never cared about anyone as much as he cared about you so know that he won't let go of you until you eat. he loves you!
Lute🗡
◇ At first she didn't pay attention to it, she said to herself that it would pass but when she saw that your condition was getting worse, she decided to react, she started slowly by offering you your favorite chocolate or your favorite cakes then she invites you to your favorite restaurant just to make you eat then she tells you all the time how much she loves you. Even if she doesn't show it, she's very worried about you.
Husk🍻
♧ He will not try to make you eat but rather reason with you, he will try to understand you and understand your way of thinking, he will advise you to eat more but will not force you to do anything unless your condition becomes critical then he will try by all means to make you eat and will try to stop you from drinking alcohol, he is very worried about you which is rare because he does not worry about everyone but you are someone special to him and he does not won't be able to live without you around
I hope you like it (^-^)/❤️
If you want i spécific fanfiction tell me ❤️❤️❤️(^-^)

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another chase davenport fic???
A/N: Of course! I would love to make another one for you guys. I’m happy that you liked the first one!
Here’s another Chase fan fiction for ya! It’s a little on the short end, but I hope it’s still good!
Might be typos!!
Pairing: Chase Davenport x Reader
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“Hey, guys.” I smiled, as I unbuckled my seat and walked out of the hydro-loop.
They all greeted me, as I walked in. “What are you doing here?” Leo asked as they all three of them walked over to me.
I shrug, “Just wanted to drop by, surprise everyone.”
“Well, color me surprised.” Bree said and we exchanged a hug.
“Well, you can color me blue. I think it really goes with my complexion.” Adam said, looking into an imaginary mirror. I shook my head and hugged both him and Leo.
“Where’s Chase?”
“Not sure, said he had something big to show us.”
“Well, I know it’s not his height.” Adam said, walking over to us after grabbing a water from the bar table.
“Guys, I’m ready to show you what I’ve been working on.” Chase stated, and I revealed myself from behind in Adam, Bree and Leo.
“Got room for one more?”
“(Y/N).” He smiled wide and hugged me tight. “What are you doing here? Thought you be on the main land, for a couple more days.”
“Well, I couldn’t wait, and had my trip cut short. So, what was that thing you were showing them?”
“Oh, I.. uh..” He said stumbling over his words, “It’s in the our sleeping quarters, but I need to put the finishing touches on everything.”
“I thought it was done already?”
“It is, just want to make sure it perfect.” He said and ran into the training room.
“Was that weird to you guys?”
“Not from how he acts normally, I’d say that was pretty normal.” Leo responded and the rest nodded their heads in agreement.
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We all sat down in the cafeteria area, and ate a light snack. “Hey, don’t you guys think he should be done with the finishing touches, on what he is working on?”
“Yeah, it’d had been a long time.”
“That’s how Chase always is, give him around 2-3 business days.”
“I don’t have time to wait.”
“Hey, wait, wait. Maybe give him a couple more minutes. You know how he needs to work alone.” Bree said holding me back.
“Well, I can help him out. He seems to like when I do that.” I brushed past Bree and Leon quickly ran up to stand in front of me.
“Bree, come on! I need to check on him.”
“Bree is right, (Y/N). He told us himself that he needs peace and quiet.”
“Well, I can still check in and see if he needs anything.”
I walk past them again, this time Adam stands in my ways. “Adam, don’t even try it. Try me, and you won’t get anymore food from the main land.”
I replied and Adam stepped back and they look at him, like he was crazy. “I’m sorry guys, she drives a hard bargain.”
I finally make my way to the room where they all had their sleeping capsules. “Chase, do you need help— Woah..”
I come into the room and looked around. It had been decked out with streamers and confetti littering the floor. Along with everything else you’d see at a party.
It was just so amazing and incredible.
“Guys! You weren’t supposed to let her see yet.”
“Sorry, but she threatened me with food. And you know how important it is to me.” Adam replied and went to sit on the couch.
“Chase, what’s all this for?”
“It was supposed to be a surprise, but it’s for you. All of it is.”
“Even the cake?” I said pointed over to the cake that Adam and Leo were devouring.
“Yes, even the— Adam! Leo!”
“Hey, we deserve a reward after helping you out today.” Leo said, and they continued to eat the cake.
I shake my head with a laugh and noticed that Chase looked sorta down. “Hey, what’s wrong?”
“Nothing, it’s just… I wanted this to be surprise. And it’s all coming apart.”
“No, it’s not.” I said, and as I say that the streamers that were tapped to the sleeping capsules started to lose its stick and the ‘happy birthday’ banner had fell to the floor.
“See?”
“Chase. It’s okay. It doesn’t matter, how many streamers fall or if my cake is half eaten.” I started as I took his face in my hands and looked him in the eyes. “It’s the thought that counts and this was very thoughtful of you. Thank you so much.”
I reassured him and he began to smile a little and it made me smile seeing him do it. I let my hands drop and he took my head in his hands and placed a kiss to my forehead.
“I’m glad you enjoyed it. Let’s enjoy it while we can shall we?” He held his arm out, and I looped my arm around his.
“We shall.”
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I've gotten a couple of asks about the manager of CAKE himself, Saffron! So I'll just post them above and answer them below. So lets begin, shall we?
Saffron, as described by Adam, is in fact a "Picky eater." And there is a reason behind this.
Saffron has a difficult time eating regular food. I feel he breaks out into a sweat whenever he's required to which is why he prefers the comfort of dining at home. But he'll do it when required. No doubt he'll end up in the bathroom for quite some time, with his stomach rolling. Regular food doesn't sit well with him.
Saffron has many acquaintances that he can call upon. Some of these people YOU do not want to meet.
Saffron cares for all of the members of CAKE in his own way. And he'll do anything and everything he can to protect them.
Saffron would, surprisingly, be a pretty doting husband. He goes completely soft towards his partners. The man will melt like putty in your hands if you manage to get to that point. (If you'll see that in game? It's anyone's guess.)
Saffron originally went to college for something else.
Saffron worked at a butchers while he was in college.
Saffron has a fan club of his own despite being just the manager of the band.
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HI!
Child reader takes on the persona of a hardboiled detective to solve a mystery. Her fancy cake is missing, and her best friend is also missing.
-You couldn’t be happier! You just got home from school, you had no homework, and you got to eat your special edition anniversary cake from your favorite bakery that you got the day before with Buddha!
-You opened the fridge, seeing your cake waiting for you and pulled it out, beaming down at it before heading to your bedroom, where your stuffed highland cow, Bartleby, was waiting at the tea table, as you had set him before you left for school.
-The box was opened, and you were ready to dig in when you heard Eve, “Y/N~ will you come here please?” you paused, looking down at the delicious cake before you inhaled deeply and ran out, with hopes that you would be back shortly as you ran to Eve.
-Only ten minutes later you were hurrying back to your room, excitement filling every inch of you as the thought of eating your cake.
-Buddha, who had gotten his own, told you in passing how delicious it was, “I wish we could have gotten more than just the one each we were allowed.”
-You opened your door and instantly your elation turned to distraught, your cake was gone, as was Bartleby, with stuffing where he had been sitting.
-You fell to your knees, anguish filling you, tears welling in your eyes before you inhaled deeply once again, rubbing your eyes with the back of your hand, standing up, “I won’t cry, Private Eye Y/N is a hard-boiled private in-best-e-gator! And I’m going to solve this case!”
-Moments later you knocked on Jack’s door who answered it, “Hello there Y/N, what can I do for you?” you held out your hand to him, “Can I borrow one of your hats please?” he seemed surprised by your request, but he got you one, handing it to you and you ran off, “Thank you! I’ll bring it back later!”
-He was a bit confused, wondering what you were playing this time. He’s sure he would find out soon enough. Jack was almost back in his chair where he had been reading when another knock, this time more frantic, came to his door. And who he found standing here was even more surprising.
-Back in your room, you put a lollipop in your mouth, looking around the room after putting up pink and blue steamers, with ‘crime scene’, misspelled, across the door, as far up as you could reach, taping off the crime scene.
-You stood there, monologuing out loud, “It had only been a few minutes. Mama Eve needed my help reaching the button that fell under the couch, a button that only my little hands could reach. Nothing else seems to be out of place. Nothing stolen except for my cake, and with Bartleby missing, it’s not just a burglary, but a kidnapping as well! Time’s a ticking to solve this case.”
-Adam, who had been standing there since you started your monologue, was a bit confused, “Y/N, who are you talking to?”
-You turned, pointing at him, “I’m the one asking the questions pal!” he seemed surprised by your words as you paced around, continuing, “My cake has been stolen, and Bartleby is gone too, and based on this stuffing, he’s hurt, meaning whoever took him hurt him in the scuffle.”
-Adam left you to your game, making a mental note to tell the others to not let you watch any more old cop dramas for a while.
-Zeus was the next one to pass by, about ten minutes later, seeing you using tape to make a crude outline of where Bartleby would have fallen, after he got injured, as well as a ‘crime scene board’, crayon drawings of everyone pinned up on a board, “Y/N what are you doing?”
-You turned, pointing at the crime scene tape keeping him out, “I’m in-best-e-gating! Someone hurt and took Bartleby, and they took my special cake!” he just chuckled warmly, before nodding back down the hall, “I saw Buddha walking by a few minutes ago.”
-Your eyes went bright, looking excited before you composed yourself, “Thank you sir, you may go on your way!” before you crawled underneath your crime scene tape and ran off, looking for Buddha.
-You found him only moments later, lounging in his room, in his big chair, with Loki and Brunnhilde in the room as well, enjoying tea together, “Buddha! I’m coming for you!”
-He seemed surprised as you ran in, looking a bit odd, as you were wearing one of Jack’s hats and a lollipop in your mouth. Brunnhilde was quick to halt you, “Y/N don’t run with candy in your mouth. You’ll choke.” You skidded to a stop, offering her a sheepish apology before you turned back to Buddha, a glare on your eyes.
-You paced back and forth before him, “Buddha, you mentioned earlier that the special anniversary cake was delicious. So delicious that you wished that you could have gotten more than one! So delicious that you took my cake when I was helping Mama Eve!”
-You ended your statement, making your accusation, pointing at him. Their eyes were wide as Loki was trying not to laugh, seeing that you were acting like the cop you’ve been watching on TV, with the monologues and all.
-Buddha leaned back, looking amused, looking down as he moved his own lollipop in his mouth, “Oh-ho~ and do you have any proof of this accusation?”
-You faltered, only for a moment, before speaking back, “Zeus said he saw you down by my room a few minutes ago. Why would you need to be down by my room when your room is on the other side of the house? Just admit it that you stole my cake and return Bartleby to me!”
-Buddha let his façade drop, confusion appearing on his face, “Bartleby, your cow?” you nodded, your eyes locked on him, “You hurt Bartleby, I found his stuffing at the crime scene! You took care of him when you took my cake so there would be no witnesses!”
-Loki was turning red, his hands over his mouth as he was hunched over, his ribs hurting as he was trying not to laugh.
-Brunnhilde then spoke up, playing along with you, “I can vouch for Buddha, he came to help me carry something from my room to the living room. You probably saw it, it’s the large empty box from the new dresser I got.”
-You turned, monologuing out loud again, “The dame’s right. I did see that box; it was big and full of the stuffing that people put in boxes with dressers. There’s no way she could have carried that on her own with how wide it was, and her room is past mine.” Brunnhilde’s eye twitched, hearing you call her a dame, as Loki tipped over backwards in his chair, unable to keep his laughter at bay any longer, roaring with laughter.
-Buddha smiled softly, kneeling down before you as you hit a dead end, putting a hand on your shoulder, “I swear to you Y/N, I didn’t take your cake. Remember when we got our cakes yesterday, we pinkie promised to not eat each other’s cake.”
-You looked down at your pinkie finger, remembering that promise well, and pinkie promises are something that can never be broken, “Well if you don’t have Bartleby or my cake, who does?”
-Brunnhilde, wanting to have a talk to the others about not letting you watch any more cop shows, just sighed softly, “Trying starting back at the scene of the crime. Maybe there’s something you missed.”
-You nodded softly before you tipped your hat to them, “Thank you miss, and thank you gentlemen.” Before you ran out of the room. Loki and Buddha were laughing loudly as Brunnhilde seemed exasperated.
-You didn’t make it back to the crime scene, but only a few steps out of the room when something caught your eye, stuffing on the ground, Bartleby’s stuffing.
-You fell to your hands and knees, “This is bad! Bartleby needs medical attention before it’s too late! But where is he?!” you left the stuffing there, returning only minutes later with a piece of folded paper, marking it as another clue.
-Back at your board of suspects, you crossed out several of the pictures using a red crayon, as you went over everyone, marking off who wasn’t home and who had alibies, like Eve, as she was with you.
-Odin was walking by when he stopped, seeing you crossing out Thor’s face, as he wasn’t home, “What are you doing Y/N?”
-You didn’t turn to him, instead answering with another monologue, “My list of suspects was dwindling. Each one seems to have an alibi, either they’re not home, or they have someone else who can vouch for them. Even the usual suspects seem to have clean hands. What am I missing?!” as you said this, your little fist hit against your board, for extra drama.
-Odin wasn’t sure what he was watching, seeing you playing out one of your little games, but it seemed more serious as he heard a snicker, looking down to see Loki recording you, “Someone stole Y/N’s fancy cake and took Bartleby, and Y/N’s on the case!”
-Odin just rolled his eye softly, “Y/N needs to stop watching those cop shows.” Loki just cackled softly, finding it amusing.
-You went down to the kitchen, looking distraught as you crawled onto a barstool, or at least you tried to, and Loki lifted you up before ducking back behind the corner, “Ignore me~” as he continued to film you.
-Apollo, who was getting himself something to drink, looked over at you as you sighed sadly, “Give me a double pal, on the rocks.” Apollo paused, hearing your words, before he couldn’t help but chuckle, seeing you pretending to be the hard-boiled detective you were always watching on TV.
-He slid over an apple juice box to you before pretending to clean a glass, like he was working in a bar, “Rough case?” you had been sipping it, but when he spoke you inhaled it quickly before slamming the empty box down on the counter, “I thought I had my man, but my cake is still missing and Bartleby, poor Bartleby- he’s out there, hurt! And I can’t find any clues leading me to my best buddy.”
-Apollo glanced over at Loki, who was holding his free hand to his mouth, like he was in shock. The sun god gave you a small smile, trying to be sympathetic to you, while also going along with your game, “Have you ruled out all your suspects?”
-You looked up at him, “There’s a few still left, I can’t find Lu Bu- Brunnhilde told me he was here, and I haven’t seen Jack or Zeus since the beginning of the case.”
-He handed you another apple juice, for the road, “Am I still a suspect Y/N?” you looked up at him, turning away from him, being dramatic, “Until I find Bartleby and my cake, I ain’t trusting no one.”
-Apollo fought hard not to laugh, holding his hand to his mouth as he doubled over, even more so when he saw Loki basically in the same situation.
-You wandered back towards your room, trying to think of anything you should have missed as you froze, seeing more fluff on the ground before you, fluff that wasn’t there before, meaning, “Whoever’s got my buddy is on the move!”
-You ran back to the kitchen, having finished your apple juice, throwing the empty box away, before running back to your room, grabbing another ‘evidence card’, marking it as you looked around the area, looking for any more clues.
-When you couldn’t find anything else, you felt the tears welling in your, feeling frustrated that you couldn’t solve this case!
-Loki, remaining back, held a hand over his mouth, trying not to cry, seeing you looking so upset, but he knew that you would get your man, eventually.
-You made it back to your room, rubbing angry tears from your eyes, as you looked at your suspect board, seeing who was left, trying to narrow things down a bit more, muttering to yourself quietly.
-You then froze, thinking about your show, “Of course! It all makes sense now! My cake and Bartleby went missing while I was helping Mama Eve, there was only a small window for the crime to happen. Buddha couldn’t take it because he was helping Brunnhilde move the box, but the one who put me on Buddha’s trail in the first place was none other than…”
-You ran out and Loki ran after you, not wanting to be left on a cliff hanger as you made it to the culprit’s room. You kicked the door, to kick it open before you quickly fell to the ground, whining about how your foot hurt.
-You quickly stood back up and opened the door, just a bit before you kicked it open, “ZEUS!!” the god in question flinched, holding your cake box in his hands, having just taken the last bite of it as his eyes went wide, seeing that you had caught him.
-You glared hard, pointing at him, “You knew that I was looking forward to that cake! You wanted one for yourself, but you weren’t willing to stand in line yesterday with me and Buddha for one, as that was the only way to get one! When you saw my cake alone, while I was helping Mama Eve, you thought it was the perfect crime, it would be easy! And you would have gotten away with it, if you didn’t try to pin the blame on someone else!”
-Zeus looked at Loki, hearing your monologue, “I think we need to stop letting Y/N watch those cop shows.”
-Zeus went to run, easily dodging around your short legs and went to run out when he ran into a solid chest, slamming hard into Buddha, who grinned, holding Zeus up from under his arms, “Not so fast there Zeusy, you need to pay for your crimes!!”
-Moments later everyone was in the living room, Zeus was tied up, pouting that he had been caught, as everyone, who was at home, minus Jack and Lu Bu, came down, seeing that you had caught your man.
-Brunnhilde and Adam both scolded Zeus for stealing from you, while Odin was a bit impressed that you solved the case, as Loki showed them all the video he had taken, at least after you visited him, Brunnhilde, and Buddha, showing your critical thinking skills.
-You were very upset that you wouldn’t be able to eat your anniversary cake, holding the empty box before you inhaled deeply, glaring slightly, “You took my cake, which I can overlook, I can get other cakes. But you hurt Bartleby and he’s still missing, now return my best friend before I make you sleep with the fishes with cement shoes!!”
-Okay it was unanimous, you weren’t going to be allowed to watch your cop show for a while, as Apollo, Buddha, and Loki were dying of laughter.
-Zeus gave you a grin, thinking your words were amusing, “I don’t have your cow, Y/N. All I took was the cake. I may have knocked him over when I was trying to sneak in and out, but I didn’t take him.”
-Your face fell, hearing this as you fell to your hands and knees, looking lost, you were sure that Zeus took Bartleby, so there would be no suspects, hurting him to keep him silent.
-Tears quickly filled your eyes, “But if you don’t have him, who does?! He’s hurt, he’s losing stuffing and without medical attention I’m going to lose my buddy! He’s got a wife and kids, with another on the way!!”
-Many tried not to laugh, knowing it wasn’t that serious, but to you it was, but Loki had his own hand over his mouth, tears welling in his eyes, fully invested in the story. Before you heard footsteps and you turned, seeing Lu Bu and Jack there.
-Your eyes went wide, your heart in your ears, as you saw Bartleby in Lu Bu’s hands, his head in one, and his body in the other. Your eyes rolled to the back of your head, and many shouted your name as you fell back, fainting.
-Once you were awake, sobbing in Loki’s arms who was crying as well, Eve was stitching your friend up carefully, Lu Bu confessed, “I was passing by your room, and I saw your cow on the ground. I know you get upset when he’s on the ground, so I went to pick him up. I didn’t know my own strength and I accidentally ripped him.”
-Jack, who was holding the sewing kit, nodded softly, “He’s telling the truth Y/N, he came to my room with Bartleby, asking for my help to fix it. I tried my best, but we needed more supplies, so we snuck around, trying to get him fixed before you found out, but in the end, we still needed help.”
-You sniffled softly, holding onto one of Lu Bu’s hands, “It was an accident, so I forgive you.” He seemed happy with your forgiveness, hugging you close before you turned to Eve, “Give it to me straight Doc, how’s my buddy? Will he be okay? Will he ever be able to play the violin again?!”
-More laughter filled the room as Eve couldn’t help but grin over at you, playing along, “It was touch and go there for a while, but he’s going to be just fine.”
-You beamed at her, and as soon as she was finished, she handed you Bartleby, and you hugged him close, “I’m glad to have you back, partner. You get your rest; I’ll be able to handle a few cases on my own.”
-Adam’s hand came down to rest on the top of your head, “Yeah… about that Y/N. You’re not allowed to watch any more of that cop show for a while.”
-You whined, demanding to know the reason, not thinking what you had done was anything wrong, which caused more laughter.
-Eve took Bartleby from you, promising to put him to bed, as Buddha picked you up, holding Zeus’ credit card, “You and I have a date to the bakery, on Zeus’ dime of course.”
-Zeus was yelling, “Hey! You can’t take that!!” Odin clapped a hand down on the Greek god’s shoulder, “They can and will. You took Y/N’s cake, so you can buy some new ones, and for this crime, you’re on dish duty for the rest of the week.”
-Zeus tried to fight this, as he hated dish duty, but everyone was in agreeance as you left with Buddha, looking forward to some new desserts, your reward for solving the case.
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{When a traveler from another world becomes entangled with the world puppetry and lies..}
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Polendina wipes down the kitchen countertops as he dutifully cleans about. Not taking heed of the soft foot steps enter into the Hotel Krat kitchen.
Turning away from his task, the older puppet turns his attention to the newcomer.
“Oh, hello there Good Sir. How can I help you?” The butler asks, covered palms twitching into each other as he regards the other puppet.
“Hey! P! Show him the book!”
The puppet glances towards the lantern strapped to his hip, the cricket chirps again. “Pal found a cook book and they wanted to try the recipes inside! He seems adamant, as if we wants to make these for someone..” The cricket chirps coyly, the teasing lit in his voice noted easily.
P recalled your bemoaning of treats on one the trips while out in the city of Krat. He was all to curious of what you described, looking through books in the hotel library until finally spotting what he needed.
Polendina eyes Geppetto’s puppet, though it seemed the male was becoming more YOUR alley than older humans.
Often seeing the two of you running about in the Hotel, then heading out into the dreadful city streets. The two of you were a strange pair, yet he would be a utter fool to diminish the bond the two of you held in your intertwining journey’s.
“Is that so?”
The other puppet nods, or whom you called P.
“I see, hm. I will check the pantry to see if we have enough rations to spare for you endeavor, Good Sir.”
P nodded, as Gemini chirps up. “Pal, I’m sure we can search around for items to just in case!”
“That seems the best option for a proper back up plan. Though, I will guide you in this conquest, as a helping hand in the kitchen.” P opens the book, searching for a specific page, finally landing on a simple cake recipe.
“Ah I see,an excellent choice to start on.”
“Looks delicious!”
P’s lips tilt slightly upwards, a certain… Hopeful gleam, lingering about in his eyes. His springs click and chime, reacting to the thought of your happy face at the sight of the desert.
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After securing more ingredients, then a successful attempt at learning how to bake. P stands outside your room door, carefully handling a small plate of warm, fluffy cake. Gemini sighs, “Buddy, you’re gonna’ have to knock at some point…”
The puppet gazes at the door thoughtfully. “I’m sure they’ll like it! If they don’t, I can eat it!” P lets out a small huff, as if pouting at the idea. Knowing that the cricket couldn’t eat the sugary treat. “If you don’t knock, I will!”
P, having enough the crickets teasing, turns him off for the moment. Silently promising to switch him back on later.
Stirring awake from your nap, you hear a soft sound of a knock. You groan quietly as a sweet scent lingers in the air. Sitting up, you focus on the sugar smell like bloodhound. Opening up the door, you pause at the doorway.
“P?”
The puppet holds out a small plate and fork, right in the center laid a small slice of cake.
You open the door wider, dragging him inside. Slowly pulling him towards your bed, the two of you sit. P still offer the plate to you like a offering, you take hold of the plate. Letting it lay on your lap as grab the fork. Slowly puncturing through the spongy, but firm texture. Raising the fork to your mouth, you take a bite.
A small moan leaves your throat, a gummy smile overtaking your lips. It tasted like utter heaven!
Setting the plate down on your side dresser, P eyes you worriedly. Fretting that the noise you made was not a good sign. His hands itching in his lap, glancing back and forth between the cake and you.
Grabbing hold of his face, you pull him close. Foreheads connecting together as a saccharine aroma lingers on your lips. “Thanks P…” You mumble, softly rubbing your head against his. Hands slowly placed on his legion arm and other palm; you press a quick, almost unnoticeable kiss to his forehead.
P closes his eyes, his springs gently ticking along with your pounding heart.
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(As soon as I was the TRAILER FOR OVERTURE! I HAD TO WRITE! Comments, reblogs, fan art are always appreciated!)
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Hi! I was wondering if you knew any fics where when Derek finds out Stiles is his Mate and instead of out-right rejecting him or hiding it, he's just like "Yeah, okay, we're Mates." or something like that. Same on Stiles end too. I just need some fluff right now, please.
THANK YOU!!!
Sure!
Werewolf Project by Anonymous
(1/1 I 2,468 I Teen)'
Stiles and Derek have to do a project together... about werewolves.
Protecting You by dreamedwriting
(2/? I 3,002 I Teen)
The night of the Hale Fire, Stiles Stilinski senses something off. He follows the feeling and as a result, saves the Hales.
(A Belated) Invite To Eternity by ussentercries
(2/? I 3,274 I Teen)
Derek didn't notice it at first. It started with Stiles staying a little later than everyone else after pack meetings.
An Eternal Bond by stereksterek
(6/6 I 13,528 I Not Rated)
The one where Stiles organizes five bonding activities for the pack that just end up bringing him and Derek closer + the one time Derek does the same for Stiles.
Ain't Nothing so Good as the Cake and Eating it by sofonisba_found
(15/15 I 51,001 I Mature)
Derek thinks he's doing alright in life, with his family at his side and a job he loves. Despite his family's concerns he remains adamant that he doesn't need a mate, afraid to take the risk of letting anyone close enough to try to hurt his family again. That is until he realizes that his true mate has been right under his nose for years, and that now through his inaction he may lose him.
Future Dreams by midnitekween
(13/13 I 73,956 I Explicit)
Stiles accidentally summons he and Derek's children from the future to the present.
He's Not Mine by Sunnee
(19/19 I 68,534 I Explicit)
Derek comes home to find an abandoned werebaby on his front porch and Stiles volunteers to help him out. Surprisingly, that is just the beginning of his problems.
The Moon Lives (In The Lining of Your Skin) by Quixoticity
(28/30 I 132,440 I Explicit)
Stiles is doing fine. Okay, so he didn't expect to be a single father to an infant daughter at the tender age of twenty-three, but it's working out great. And no, he didn't expect to be a curator in Beacon Hills Museum, where weird things happen with no explanation, but he's rolling with it. And he seems to have acquired a new brother now that his dad's gotten engaged, which, odd, but hey, Stiles is flexible, and there's no such thing as too much love, right?
But then the next twist comes in the form of mysterious new neighbour Derek Hale, who is both insanely angry at the world (it's possible he's murdered people with his eyebrows alone), and adorably good with children. He's also in possession of a truly excellent butt.
Stiles is doomed.
Settle Down by wearing_tearing, whatthehale
(19/19 I 153,180 I Explicit)
Stiles is a struggling author barely making ends meet.
Derek is a successful architect whose biological clock is ticking.
Enter a surrogacy agency, two packs, and a particularly sticky and toe curling heat week and you get a match made in heaven.
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