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What is fern spotting?
Fern spotting is a game. The rules of fern spotting are simple:
Watch television and look for a fern to appear on screen.
The earlier in the episode the fern appears, the better!
If you're a competitive type and are watching with a group, the first person to spot a fern wins.
If you imbibe, you may drink every time you see a fern. But if you watch a 70s show, watch out.
You can fern spot any media you choose, but the show that inspired fern spotting is iconic midcentury American crime drama Columbo. As my husband and I watched the show, I noticed that Boston ferns -- a popular decorative plant in the 1970s -- appeared in almost every single episode. It became an in-joke to shout "Boston fern spotted!" whenever we saw one.
I couldn't keep it to myself, so please join me as I fern spot Columbo episode by episode. Keep a sharp eye out for the ultimate fern spotting combo: Columbo himself sharing the frame with a Boston fern.
See a spreadsheet of all fern sightings (spoiler alert -- runs ahead of the queue!)
Useful tags below 👇🏻
#fern spotted#fern not spotted#boston fern#other plants#columbo himself#the ultimate combo#fastest possible fern#less than five minutes#less than one minute
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*catboys ur shounen protag*
#my art#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#itadori yuuji#yuji itadori#yuuji#fanart#jjk fanart#boss shes drawing shirtless catboys.............#listen i just bought the mewji plush ive been in a Mood ok#u all can forgive me im sure#i rly liked the original mewji sketch that i did last night but fr some reason when i went to clean it i could not get th expression??#it just looked so off and kind of uncanny and not like yuuji at all#so i scapped it :) hes less scrunchy faced now#also. gomenyasai i am still guilty of doubling up on human/cat ears....#espECIALLY with a haircut like yuujis it is beyond me how to omit them#if anyone can make it work u r a better artist than i#anyway im so happy the trend of like. putting ur ref pic next to the finished piece exists#adds a lil layer of visual interest i think !!!#plus i for one think its neat seeing what other ppl use fr ref#i realized while drawing this tht its been a minute since my last boy without a shirt on#every time i get to draw torso muscles i am like i shld do this more often !!! and then i never do#bc the only thing i like more than rendering muscles is a cute fit GHJFJHFGSHg#anyway itadori mewji ladies and gays enjoy <3#i have ! places 2 b !#'why were u late' . uh .
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Unsolved Mysteries.
[First] Prev <–-> Next
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#lan wangji#jiang cheng#wei wuxian#Spoilers: It was Wei Wuxian the whole time!#Once again this one was on the chopping block but I saved it for just a better comic flow.#Admittedly I do have a critique of the pacing here. Namely that we really should have ended the flashback when WWX fell.#And then gone back to present time for a bit - or even go to a different flashback.#The sense of time passing isn't as strong as it *could* be.#We get *told* three months pass and that they've been looking for WWX. But to the audience it's been...15 min.#Less than seven minutes if you count the flute playing.#This guy when through a whole aesthetic and persona shift in less time than it takes to walk through a corn field.#Guy who listened to less than half an emo album and dyed all his clothes black. And jorted all his jeans.#Timeskips can be sudden and work out just fine! I personally feel like this one would be stronger with better pacing.#Feel free to disagree with me!#In case anyone is wondering why JC and LWJ are still holding hands: 1) Haunted house episode.#2) I needed to practice drawing hand holding at some point. Might as well get the rough and sloppy ones out with these two.
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Being a batfam fan is funny because people will make a post like “here’s my headcanon-“ and it’s just something that’s directly canon to the story then post about major canon events and get everything wrong.
#this post was inspired by me remembering the experience of reading death in the family#after only knowing the fanbase version and realizing oh none of that shit happened okay#like girl you don’t understand it’s so bad#Jason wasn’t even fired as Robin#He’s not accused of murdering anyone by Bruce#He’s not trying to prove himself at all he’s just looking for his mom#The reason Bruce didn’t go after him right away is because he was tracking down a goddamn nuke the Joker stole#Then after he finds it and handles the problem he helps Jason track down moms 2 and 3#Also Jason died in like 20 minutes?? even less??#He died in less time than it took his mother to smoke a cigarette#Bruce literally went ‘wait here I’ll be right back’ and was gone for less time than a trip to the grocery store#and then you go into the Jason Todd tag and they act like Bruce pulled the damn trigger on him#Like besties I don’t know how to tell you this he basically did everything right he possibly could have#Even him benching Jason from Robin temporarily happens so that he can get Jason into therapy about his trauma#Like the whole point is that neither of them did anything wrong bad shit just sometimes happens#That’s the tragedy. The drama.#Bruce couldn’t have made better choices in the position he was in and Jason was never going to make different ones#It was inevitable#Anyway rant over please read death in the family before I lose my mind#batfam#batman#jason todd#tim drake#dick grayson#damian wayne#bruce wayne
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#my art#sdr2#hajime hinata#日向創#nagito komaeda#狛枝凪斗#komahina#狛日#I was working on a completely different drawing today#but I couldn't get this composition out of my head#so I drew this one first.#I felt like it had been so long since I drew them#but actually it had been less than a month since I last drew them.#Even a month seems long because not a day goes by that I don't think about them.#If I could draw them in 3 minutes I would draw them every day...
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Andrew is the good cop/ Fun uncle
Nail is the bad cop/ scary uncle
You call Andrew when you want to talk shit and you call Neil when you need tires slashed.
Also, clearly Andrew and Neil are the favorites of the foxes kids but in the way that when they are babysitting the kids always ask Andrew for things because he will say yes. When Andrew does say no though the kids know not to push because Neil is litterally the coolest and kindest uncle until he uses his adult voice.
#uncle Andrew and uncle Neil#parent! andreil#aftg#all for the game#neil josten#andrew minyard#andreil#Andrew tells one of his nieces to clean up her stuff#she ignores him or says somthing snarky#Neil in the most dad voice you can think of#try again#I promise you those kids say sorry uncle Andrew less than a minute after they decide to be assholed#Neil doesn’t play when it comes to Andrew#but seriously neil and Andrew are the best uncles/ authority figures#the foxhole court#aaron minyard#kevin day#renee walker#fox kids#allison reynolds#Matt Boyd#nicky hemmick#dan wilds
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yuuuup fixation on obscure game again
#no i'm not a human#no i'm not human#yayyyy#my art#horror warning#scopophobia#these are somewhat like studies so credit to the in game art#AT LEAST THIS GAME IS LESS OBSCURE THAN THE LAST ONE (agujero) AT LEAST THIS ONE IS GETTING A FULL GAME AND ISNT A 10 MINUTE GAME JAM GAME#no im not human#no im not a human#i tag so many variations bc its obscure and i dont think ppl can spell (including me)
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If you hang out in my streams and collect channel points, you can trade them in for a super quick sketch of mine!
I have drawn several bloody Zoros for @calysto1395 before, and this is the newest installment.
#one piece#roronoa zoro#this took slightly longer than 5 minutes because calysto has mod privileges#but it still took less than 15
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cant stop thinkin bout charles and erik readin together on the couch but instead of reading with him charles is listening to eriks thoughts while he reads. Live mind commentary ……..
#xmen#cherik#charles xavier#erik lehnsherr#snap chats#the rare time i post an idea of mine only because i really cant think of a way id draw this#usually i hoard my ideas cause i like surprising you guys but this aint really one i feel like drawing so. For You my friends#like i COULD but. idk just isnt particularly something im itching to draw it just seems cute#but anyways no chat let me cook alright hear me out cause i talk in my brain all the time while i read#sometimes i stop reading just to think about a bit i read yeah#i want charles to listen in on all of eriks side comments or observations he makes while reading something#like if he wanted to charles could read the whole book in less than five minutes- maybe shorter than that#and that aint fun that aint cool …. so time for Audible: Husband Edition. With Commentary#ITD BE SO COZY just hangin out by the fireplace …. maybe its snowin outisde … if snow even exists anymore atp#a light fire cracklin and the study SEEMS totally quiet otherwise and yet…..#charles has been locked in to erik’s off-the-cuff literary analysis and mild comments for the past twenty minutes. its simple but its bliss#charles doesnt have to worry about being seen as invasive .. he doesnt have to suppress his powers …#the rare occasion erik lets charles into his mind for somethin so innocent .. ive made myself sick i fear#see now i wanna try writing a fic but 1.) have written in years 2.) id have to really think hard on how erik would commentate on a book#hm…… actually i do wonder what erik’s commentary on The Fable of the Bees would be …..#IN ANY CASE. maybe - at the very least- i can draw cherik by the fireplce someday ….#thatd be cute … hm …. depends on if i get in the mood for it down the line#anyways i have to drive back to my dorm !!! boo !!!! so good night everyone !!!!!
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One thing I wish I'd see more of among Ratio fans is some thought about how he views himself as a teacher.
Like yes, of course he refuses to compromise on the quality and rigor of the education he imparts, and he would find it unforgivably unethical to lower his standards in order to pass more students who had not genuinely learned the material. This is core to his character.
However, as someone who is a teacher IRL, I know the absolutely miserable feeling setting that kind of standard can cause. There's the obvious disheartening sense of disappointment ("Are students these days really not capable of doing the work correctly? Is our future in danger, if this is the highest level of understanding our current generation of students can achieve?"), but even worse than that is the self-doubt.
"Is this somehow my fault? Am I not teaching this material in the right ways for the students to learn? Is there something I could have done differently to get through to these students? Would a better teacher have a higher passing rate?"
We know that Ratio does (or at least did) struggle with feeling inferior to the Genius Society, so I think it is also likely, as much as he absolutely will not budge on his academic standards, that he has doubts about his teaching ability as well.
This is the man who wants to educate the entire world to cure the disease of ignorance, and yet only 3% of his actual students are able to get there. How can someone who gets so few of his direct students to a state of enlightenment hope to enlighten the whole universe? If so few students are successfully learning the material of a given class, doesn't that mean the teacher is doing something wrong?Would a better teacher--would a genius, maybe--not be able to impart their knowledge more efficiently and educate even the most challenging of students?
As someone constantly struggling with that balance between keeping academic standards high while also meeting the needs of today's students, I think the passing rates of his courses must affect Dr. Ratio much more deeply than I've seen fans discuss. I think he would question himself harshly over his class success rates, and I think he must be constantly trying to push himself to become the best teacher he possibly can be.
tl;dr: I hope one day the HSR fandom will stop sleeping on the fact that Ratio is an actual practicing professor who probably has astronomical levels of teacher angst. 😂
#honkai star rail#dr. ratio#not to be#ratiorine#in everything I post but#secretly this is just an excuse to imagine Aventurine throwing Ratio a sympathy party#a “Let's eat our feelings" party because the doctor just got his course evals back#and there are some insults on there that would make his ancestors cry#I can just imagine Aventurine reading out the really obnoxious Rate My Professor reviews#in whiny entitled voices#just to squeak a smile out of a gloomy Ratio#but I also really like the idea of Aventurine helping Ratio become a better teacher!!#because he's sharp and a fast learner#but he doesn't have a background in formal/public education#he's not set in the system's ways#he could suggest some really out-of-the-box ideas to help Ratio get through to more students#and be a great sounding board for Ratio's lesson material#brutally honest feedback lol#“Ratio I am in love with you but I still can't listen to you talk about gravitational time dilation for one minute more”#“You're going to HAVE to make this lecture less dry than my martini.”#look let me just enjoy this teacher fantasy for a sec#lol
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The Modern Count Draculas'
Keith Lee Castle as Count Dracula ('Young Dracula 2006-2014') Luke Evans as (Count Dracula) Vlad III "The Impaler" ('Dracula Untold 2014') Thomas Doherty as (Count Dracula) Walter De Ville ('The Invitation 2022') Nicolas Cage as Count Dracula ('Renfield 2023') Matthew Goode as (Count Dracula) Kristof Lazaar ('Abigail 2024')
#every single one of these gentlemen did an incredible job of embodying the character in their own way#count dracula#keithleescastle!dracula#walter de ville#kristof lazaar#matthew goode had less than 10 minutes of screentime wasnt confirmed dracula but is the best modern dracula ive seen since keith lee castle#dracula#keith lee castle will always be my count dracula#young dracula#dracula untold#the invitation#renfield 2023#abigail 2024#keith lee castle#luke evans#thomas doherty#nicolas cage#matthew goode#dracula daily#draculaedit#cinemapix#horroredit#filmtvcentral#usersource#tvfilmdaily#filmtvdaily#horrorgifs#abigail 2024 spoilers
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Columbo S5E3 “Identity Crisis” (1975)
Another 0:00 fern spotting: this thicket of Boston ferns in the first frame!
This is another McGoohan-directed episode. He also features in it, where his character is a CIA agent with an incredible office. Check out that Australian umbrella tree (left) and rubber tree (right).
Another recognizable star in this episode is Leslie Nielsen, who also plays a CIA agent.
#s5#columbo#identity crisis#fern spotting#1970s#fern spotted#boston fern#less than five minutes#less than one minute#fastest possible fern#mini trailer#patrick mcgoohan#leslie nielsen#other plants#australian umbrella tree#rubber tree
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i'd be crying if i looked like that too bruh. that's fucked up what they be doin' to y'all. fuck it though, bro, it's your life.
#drew this in less than 10 minutes because i thought about that stupid video#this was one of my first thoughts i had seeing that MASSIVE forehead.#was also the first joke i made when i sent the leaked art to a friend#pokemon#aqua leader archie#nugget art!!#pokemon rse#pokemon leaks#pokemon oras#bc oras archie is there too#horrified at the fact another version of himself has a receding hairline
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Ignore my previous post. My favorite character isn't Homelander anymore - it's this guy.
I'm so serious.
I've rewatched this scene about a dozen times now simply because I get a kick out of seeing 'Homelander' moving so freely / fluidly. Don't get me wrong, I love how composed the real Homelander is (almost) all the time. Hands behind his back, sometimes on his hips if he's feeling really sassy. . .
But I tend to draw him in some very exaggerated poses ( flaunting some pretty out-there color palettes ) so getting to see an iteration of him moving so animatedly while wearing this delighted me on what can only be described as a primal level.
#Smarty Watches The Boys (S4)#This is not to say that Toni Starr's performance *isn't* animated#He's extremely expressive - It's one of the core reasons why I love HL as much as I do. But . . .#Homelander's flying can look a bit stiff at times#and then we have this guy on screen for less than four minutes and he's gliding around so smmmmooooth#. . . It scratched a very specific part of my brain just the right way. I DON'T KNOW.#I am not immune to Eric Kripke jingling car keys in front of my face. I ate this up.#If this is how people felt during the musical number in the last season - I apologize. I get it now.
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160x144 feels so tiny when i can't reuse a 256x192 thing i made for the zx spectrum...
#art#i made a small “videogame” for the gameboy tho#(you can finish it in less than one minute that's why quotes)#if i make something that's more than a gimmick ill share =)
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for a kid's movie (obligatory) Transformers One was fun! featuring the funniest Shockwave in cinema, Knifehands 'goes into a dissociative state and commits atrocities' Bumblebee, and the sickest Quintesson ship design. the sequence where Sentinel popped off against Megatron and then the sequence where Megatron popped the fuck off against Sentinel compelled me.
#yes yes the usual hypocrisy of Megatron threatening to kill someone and then minutes later the Autobots...killing faceless people en mass#transformers one#seriously though the turn around time from Orion being Shocked and Appalled by Megatron growing a gun#to Orion then...growing a gun and shooting people#less than a minute#transformers
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