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Sometimes I think about Andrew and how he could actually be a great hitter for the mob. Like if he were under Neil (ayooooo) working as his right hand. His lover, his shield, his sword...

See below evidence: ~ He never forgets a face. ~ He's good at reading people. ~ He's as much of a bitch as Neil but less loud about it. ~ He has zero problem getting in a fucker's business. ~ He beat the shit out of four grown men single-handedly and now he's got actual weapons. ~ He's nosy and he listens, if someone were about to flip on Neil Andrew would be the first to know. And he'd take care of it immediately.

N: Andrew, I think we're gonna have to kill this guy A: Say no more.

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The worst part of Andrews depression was probably that it wasn’t debilitating. And I know what you’re thinking now, that if it’s not debilitating, he’s never known true depression. But what would you prefer? To be bedridden by depression, unable to get up, unable to eat, unable to get yourself to do anything even though you have to do things…. like work and keeping promises.

People would know. Know that it’s depression and be forced to understand to some capacity. It would be concerning. It would be something, something that raised even a small amount of alarm from the most cold hearted.

Or, instead, would you prefer to work, and eat (albeit very little), and mechanically go through the motions of life with far subtler signs that anything else is going on beneath the surface? Having a deeper rooted unrelenting drive of ‘duty’, that doesn’t allow you to stop, no matter how much everything inside you screams to. Unable to switch off survival mode. No alarm, no concern, nothing would be raised by most people because most people wouldn’t even notice.

They wouldn’t really notice that Andrew is speaking less, that his eyes look more dead than usual, that he seems to pay less attention to everything, that he’s actually slower than usual. Like someone put him in a black and white movie and the film is rolling just slightly slower than everything around him.

And even if they did notice, all they would think is that Andrew is in some sort of mood, that he’s just angry, or bored, or just being Andrew.

Of course he wouldn’t want people to know that it’s depression, he wouldn’t want to be one of those bedridden people, have an obvious weakness people could exploit, and the only time he would truly succumb to such a blatant display would be when he was alone. When there was no one to see that he was wearing thin, that life weighed on him in a different way to most, that ‘joyless’ was his most energetic sober self. That he was desolate.

But sometimes, just sometimes, he idiotically wishes he was somebody else. That he could exist as simply as Aaron, Nicky, Kevin, or any of his idiot upperclassmen. There is no regret in him for what has made him this way, but there is a bone deep jealousy for everyone else that could live in a way he was never allowed to. He’d given up on being marginally understood years ago, but he was still allowed to despise everyone who hadn’t had to. Who thought his word was worth nothing, who viewed him as something less than human, something different. He didn’t mind the moniker ‘monster’, why would he care about such a thing? But being treated like an alien by anyone, including his twin brother, was something that tended to make you feel at least slightly insane.

Why did Andrew have to be so different to everyone else and then be treated like the person who doesn’t understand?

He was grey in a world full of colours and somehow that was his fault.

Yet even when his greys started to bleed into the page, darkening, becoming muddy, there was no concern, no notice.

There was nothing other than more contempt?

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something about neil lying instinctively and compulsively when he opens his mouth when under pressure while jean keeps compulsively spilling the truth when under pressure

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been thinking more about the aftg extra content, specifically the conversation between bee and andrew when she asks if he had a r*pe kit done. throughout the entirety of the drake attack & aftermath andrew had aaron’s wellbeing/future as the first thing on his mind. he went through a traumatic experience and then chose to go through another to make sure he had all the proof he needed to prove aaron’s actions were in self defense even at the cost of andrew’s own well being so that he could ensure his brothers future.

and then consequently aaron finding out that andrew told bee that he wanted to be a neurosurgeon and that he would do anything to make sure aaron got that chance to succeed. aaron finally realizing never really understood andrew until this point.

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I have that finch self care app and I named my finch Neil Josten, you’ll never guess what his (randomly selected) favorite books are. It’s the ones with the stars.

I PROMISE I DIDNT CHOOSE THIS

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the foxes doing the hear me out cake challenge and who/what I think they’d put on there

Neil: Andrew Minyard, Kevin Day

Dan: Mufasa (Lion King), Filmore!, the weather app, the red M&M, Weaver (Antz), Scully (Monsters Inc.), Diego (Ice Age), Manny (Ice Age), the purple M&M, Mr. Clean, Bob Duncan (Good Luck, Charlie), Jimmy Neutron’s mom, Kevin Day

Andrew: Wymack (pissing Kevin and Dan off but the rest of the team agrees with him), Neil Josten, Ghostface, Chucky, Rumpelstiltskin (Shrek), the sound of glass breaking, a baseball bat, Wymack a second time, Gerard Way, Ben&Jerry’s peanut butter & cookies specifically, Kevin Day

Aaron: Jessica Rabbit, Lola (Sharktale), Candace (Phineas and Ferb), Fiona (Shrek), the dragon (Shrek), Sally (Cars), Matt’s mom, the green M&M, an aglet, an old fashioned quill and ink, swiss cheese, Peach (Super Mario), Kevin Day

Matt: Sarabi (Lion King), Sandy Cheeks (SpongeBob), Andrew’s car, King Julien (Madagascar), Neil Josten, the “Jules” desk chair from ikea, the fairy godmother (Shrek), peach (the fruit, cmbyn style), Birdo (Super Mario), one of those sheet face masks, marshmallow fluff, Kevin Day

Allison: Balto, Scar (Lion King), a snickers bar, a salt lamp, Jack Skellington, Emily (Corpse Bride) (yelling ensues because both Emily and Jack are just hot), Diego (Ice Age), Dr Drakken (Kim Possible), the dad from inside out, the invisible man (Hotel Transylvania), Kevin Day

Nicky: Gill (finding Nemo), Diego (Ice Age), Major Monogram (Phineas and Ferb), Christmas ornaments, groan tubes, the Belgian techno anthem “Pump Up The Jam”, Sauerkraut, Bloaters/Shamblers (The Last of Us), Coriolanus Snow (The Hunger Games), Barry B. Benson (Bee Movie), the German word “Potzblitz”, Kevin Day

Renee: a literal rainbow, the Mona Lisa, a swiss pocket knife, a braided brioche loaf, Ghostface, Haymitch Abernathy (The Hunger Games), Barbie (the actual doll), the beast (Beauty and the Beast), Mrs. Potts (Beauty and the Beast), Andrew Minyard (earning a silent high five from him and Neil), Kevin Day

Kevin: some very niche historical figures, the onceler (the Lorax), a literal exy racquet, Gloria (Madagascar), a three sixty vodka bottle, Shego (everyone yells at him that she’s not a hear me out; she’s just hot), Allison Reynolds (earning a side eye from her), Matt’s mom

Bonus:

Katelyn: Dr Doofenschmirtz (Phineas and Ferb), Vanessa Doofenschmirtz (Phineas and Ferb), Sally (Cars), Andrew Minyard (Aaron is disgusted), Ron Stoppable (Kim Possible), Timon (Lion King), Balloony (Phineas and Ferb), the number 8, the periodic table, the electronic configuration of phosphorus, Jordi (The Secret World of Santa Claus), Gordon Ramsay, Kevin Day (Aaron high fives her)

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Headcanon that Agent Browning has an exy-obsessed kid who thinks Neil Josten is the coolest thing since sliced bread and won’t shut up about him

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Neil loves his name. One time he wrote his name in his notebook with a heart instead of a dot above the 'i'. Aaron caught him by looking over his shoulder and laughed so hard he almost passed out. Years later on the invitation for Katelyn and Aaron's wedding Neil's name is written with the heart. Andrew thinks it's just how Katelyn writes, but Neil knows that it's Aaron trying to piss him off.

"Why are you writing Neil's name with a heart?" Katelyn asks her fiancé as they are filling out the wedding invitations.

Aaron looks at her with a diabolical smile on his face. "It will piss him off, you'll see."

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i need jean to pick neil up. imagine, neil is being annoying and talking shit and jean just,,,,he just picks him up, maybe swings him left and right a bit lol and neil is just hanging there confused while andrew and kevin are dying in the background

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Wymack's "[The school board] told me to call them as soon as you’ve returned. . . Have you returned?" to Neil and Neil's "We have to deal with this today, but we might not have to deal with it right now. What do you need?" to Jean are the same words in different fonts and that fact lives rent-free in my head

Like father, like son

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Neil would kill one of Andrew’s abusers as an anniversary present and Andrew would secretly find it romantic.

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andreil rlly shines when ppl realize that andrew is the normal one in the relationship. this is also why aaron was being psychologically tortured by neil (unknowingly) during all 3 books

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I want a Raven!Neil story but it's not that Neil is trapped in the Nest with Riko; Riko is trapped there with Nathaniel. I want a Nataniel who manipulated mansplained manwhored himself into the top dog of the team, who will bitch at Tetsuji then put his money where his mouth is. He's allowed to get away with it because Kengo is above stickball and Ichiro is a Butcher fanboy and thinks the little menace is hilarious.

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y'all ever think about when someone asked nora what would happen if the moriyamas killed andrew as a warning and neil crashes out SO BAD he literally ditches the "neil josten" persona just like that and reverts back to nathaniel hb pulled out ALL the stops he literally hunts down proust, goes to JAPAN just to give himself over as a HITMAN to the moriyamas' rival mafia family so he can take down the moriyama empire from there...thinking about that au. obv i would never want it to happen but GOD the power he holds.

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i would kill to read the moment when neil points at cat1 and goes 'king fluffkins' and then at cat2 and says 'sir fat cat mccatterson' and andrew is deadass just staring at him like this ಠ⁠_⁠���

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Kevin will never be a team captain regardless of if it’s with the foxes, a pro team, or the US national team.

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I mean yeah we all know that Neil is a good liar and all, but I think sometimes we forget to what extent.

Like he got literally plucked from class one day and put in front of is father’s boss, totally unprepared, and put on an oscar-winning performance of a lifetime. Bitch was like “I am not saying your brother is out of line my lord 😔😔😔 I am afraid of what will fall back on you 🤔🫢 🤧” and fucking manage to convince ichirou to kill his own brother.

What a man…