#lesbian annie for the win!!

[quiveringdeer]

idk where it came from but I have this really specific headcanon of Annie being a lesbian and the first person she came out to was bertholdt like Annie is probably really distraught from all this confusion abt her sexuality and it’s the first time Bert has ever seen her cry and he’s trying his best to comfort her and kinda doing a bad job in some peoples opinion but Annie isn’t the best at crying or expressing her emotions so to her, it’s kinda comforting that Bert is also not really good at this as well and Annie just goes “you don’t understand bertholdt, I like girls!” And she says this like it’s a bad thing (comphet is a bitch) and bertholdt is just like “….I mean I like girls too?” And Annie laughs and yeah I just love them :')

NONNIE THUS IS BEAUTIMUS!!!!! 10000000/10! PHENOMENAL!!!

my brook is curled on my hand in a way that makes typing difficult but damn it I must add my thoughts!!!

Bertie has such a big heart and great empathy but is absolutely terrible at knowing how to express that all!! Even with people he does so with often like Rei or Pieck. So Annie coming to HIM with all this, has him spiraling trynna figure out how best to comfort her. Cause as you said, he's never so much as seen her cry before.

She's so overcome with emotions it's also hard for him to parse out what she's rambling about but he's rubbing her back--if she is okay with that. Then she blurts out that statement and!!!!

THAT IS EXACTLY HIS RESPONSE!!! IT'S PERFECT!!

My brain was lining him up to say something so similar too! I feel like even if Bert, in this moment, isn't super knowledgeable or knows anyone else with differing sexual identities, he's such a supportive person that of course he's gonna accept it!

I firmly believe that this is the case even if he happens to be harboring any type of crush or romantic feelings for her at the time. Bert is a good person and at the end of the day he's firstly, honored that Annie would feel safe enough to breakdown in front of him and share all this. And secondly, loves and cares for her in a way that wishes to hold up her happiness as the most important thing. So, whether she knew of his feelings or not ((we know she probably did cause he's only just mildly better at hiding things than Reiner, which isn't much lmao)) he's not gonna bring that up in any weird way then or in the future.

When she laughs at his lil joke offering, he relaxes and ends up fully hugging her. And you know he gives great hugs!! His chin rests on the top of her head and he gives her a firm squeeze. "I'm happy you're discovering more about yourself and felt comfortable enough to share with me. I'll always be one of your biggest supporters, Annie."

[murdockiplier]

my blog is Not a safe space for j*ff*nnie shippers. i don't get the appeal of an age gap that big + jeff and annie have an unfair power difference

[cinnanamii]

Reminder to vote my wife Annie for deduction star!! <333

(and also reminder to not vote people who are winning on the cn server so we can get more pretty skins!!!)

[mashedpotatosinacup]

Broooo why are Jeff x Annie shippers so determined to tell us about it like 😭

[hotvintagepoll]

Propaganda

Lauren Bacall (To Have and Have Not, The Big Sleep, Key Largo)—"Just put your lips together...and blow" excuse me ma'am i'm briefly going to turn into a kettle. She's the quintessential Femme Fatale who may betray me in the end but I'd let her it'd be worth it

Gloria Grahame (It's a wonderful life, Oklahoma, Human desire, The Cobweb)—I'm just going to link to this Film Comment article by Donald Chase, who makes the argument more eloquently than I can, although I think Grahame's Ado Annie is more than just the 'flirtatious goofus' he offhandedly describes her as. Between that role and Violet Bick in 'It's a Wonderful Life" she's played two of cinemas best irrepressibly horny ladies. That would be legacy enough for our hot vintage queen, but she is also GLORIOUS in 'In a Lonely Place' and consistently pulls focus from her co-star Humphrey Bogart, famously one of the most charismatic leading men of his day. I think she had even more, and hotter, chemistry with him than he ever had with Lauren Bacall, which is saying a lot I know. Anyway, your honor I love her and I want her to win it all.

This is round 2 of the tournament. All other polls in this bracket can be found here. Please reblog with further support of your beloved hot sexy vintage woman.

[additional propaganda submitted under the cut.]

Lauren Bacall:

"She is soooo neat. And hot. And everything. That one scene in To Have and Have Not where she says "you know how to whistle don't you? You just put your lips together and blow" altered my brain chemistry during media archaeology class and here we are."

"Lauren Bacall was a major lesbian awakening for me. Every picture of her makes it look like she’s about to destroy you physically and emotionally (why is that so hot, I may need help). She had incredible long running chemistry with her husband, Humphrey Bogart, but was an absolute star in her own right. I’ll never be over my crush on her."

"She's got that confident, no-nonsense air about her. She's a boss babe who knows what she wants and gets it DONE. Staunch liberal Democrat her whole life. Campaigned for RFK. From Wikipedia: "In a 2005 interview with Larry King, Bacall described herself as "anti-Republican... A liberal. The L-word". She added that "being a liberal is the best thing on Earth you can be. You are welcoming to everyone when you're a liberal. You do not have a small mind."" Beautiful hair. Beautiful eyes. Beautiful lips. She's just beauty. LISTEN TO HER VOICE. TELL ME THAT'S NOT THE STUFF THAT DREAMS ARE MADE OF."

"HER VOICE. Like yeah, she was absolutely stunning but oh my god, I'm obsessed with her voice"

"A gorgeous lady inside and out. One half of an absolute power couple with Humphrey Bogart, tended to him and other actors suffering from malaria whilst filming the African Queen, generally radiated grace and poise throughout her life. Also her last role was in Family Guy so she needs justice for that"

"The VOICE, the SLINK, the EYES. Woof."

"She was stunning. Tall and beautiful with a distinctive voice and able to carry her own in a male dominated field. She won the heart of millions, including one of Hollywood's most iconic leading men, Humphrey Bogart. Their story was the stuff of legends, and the chemistry between them was apparent in the multiple films they started in together. She personified the film noir dame and yet she also adapted as Hollywood changed. Her career spanned decades, and she was honored multiple times."

Gloria Grahame:

Absolute Hollywood vamp, who had a fine comedic bone. Died far too young and was depicted by Annette Bening in the stellar Film Stars Don't Die in Liverpool

I’ve heard she’s horrendously miscast in Oklahoma (I have not seen it), so if you’re coming in with that framework PLEASE set that aside because gods does this woman shine in a NOIR!! She plays the battered woman more than a full on fatale, but she manages to bring interesting nuance to characters who are written as mere sultry divergences! Also: she’s sultry and an EXCELLENT divergence

She could do sexy, sweet and sinister in the same breath. She was crazy talented and had that lisp that melts me every time.

[broadwaydivastournament]

Movie Musical Divas Tournament: Semifinals

Bernadette Peters (1948- ): Annie (1986) Lily St. Regis | Pennies From Heaven (1981) Eileen | Sunday in the Park with George (1986) Dot/Marie | Into the Woods (1992) The Witch | Cinderella (1997) Stepmother Additional musical/singing roles include: Silent Movie (1976), The Jerk (1979)

"Broadway Diva Tournament runner-up, Bernadette Peters is THE living Diva of movie and stage musicals. At three years old, I saw this little redheaded bitch of a stepmother in Cinderella and decided, yeah, that's the blueprint. And it was. I proceeded to fall in love with Broadway Divas in movie musicals for the next few decades. She made me a lesbian. Seventy-six years old and still performing sold-out concerts in gorgeous Bob Mackie gowns with her titties on display. Legend." - @droughtofapathy

Julie Andrews (1935- ): Mary Poppins in Mary Poppins (1964) | Maria in The Sound of Music (1965) | Victoria Grant in Victor/Victoria (1982) | Millie Dillmount in Thoroughly Modern Millie (1967) Additional musical/singing roles include: Cinderella (1957), Star! (1968), Darling Lili (1970),

"The QUEEN of the movie musical. Started in so many long lasting favorites. Dressed in drag in Victor/Victoria, thanked the casting director of My Fair Lady in her Oscar Acceptance speech for snubbing her for the role so that she could win an Oscar instead. The voice of so many people’s childhoods and genuinely such an amazing person. Look up the story about her Tony nomination!" - @kingscatt

This is Round 6 (semifinals) of the Movie Musical Divas tournament. Additional polls in this round may be found by searching #mmround6, or by clicking the link below. Add your propaganda and support by reblogging this post.

ADDITIONAL PROPAGANDA AND MEDIA UNDER CUT: ALL POLLS HERE

Bernadette Peters:

Pictures submitted by: @funnygirlthatbelle

Photos and video submitted by: @droughtofapathy

Julie Andrews:

"The woman so talented Walt Disney was willing to wait. Saying Julie Andrews is immensely talented is about as non-controversial as it gets, but the level of talent she possesses is almost too much to process. Seriously, the way she effortlessly blends singing, dancing, and acting to create nuances in her performances is beyond the beyond. It’s cliche, but she really is practically perfect in every way." - anonymous

Photos submitted by: @funnygirlthatbelle | Video submitted by: anonymous | Video submitted by: @mygreatadventurehasbegun

[mac-n-chees]

why your attack on titan otp isn’t canon

eremika: what tf are y’all doing here you guys are one of the only ones who can say it’s a canon ship gtfo

levihan: you guys are cute aww these guys are like a couple of siblings❤️ cmon y’all levihan are platonic soulmates and erwin smith is RIGHT THERE

eren x annie (anieren? ereani?): touch grass. you saw one interaction and decided they were the perfect couple, this is literally the dramione of aot, the zutara of this anime. just because you’re horny doesn’t mean everyone else is, pls keep ur hormones in check<3

erwin x hange: as i was writing this post the thought occurred to me that someone might ship this and it caused me physical pain but if you ship this ig you’re cool cause i’ve never seen this ship at all so therefore i’ve never been attacked by one of you online so congrats🥳 but they’re not canon cos literally not one soul ships them so whatever

eruri: is this the right name cause ship names in this fandom go crazy sometimes. anyways these the gayest mfs i’ve ever seen and the only reason they’re not canon is cause erwin had to die. doomed ships for the win😻 but you KNOW levi was getting some behind the scenes, cmon y’all

jearmin: hajime isayama is a coward

jeanmarco: gonna be honest, i did not give two shits when marco died. idk how this is a popular ship since marco got clapped in like episode 3. i mean i can see it ig but to me they just look like friends (and that’s probably what isayama was thinking too)

beruannie: one-sided as fuck

erehisu: historia is a lesbian (“oH bUt wHaT aBoUt tHe fArMeR???” she needed a sperm donor and he was the closest one they are not in love)

jeankasa: eremika solos, sorry, mikasa will always love eren (stay sour jean✌🏼)

levi x any of the members of the 104th: they are CHILDREN and levi is a full grown, thirty something year old ADULT, if you ship any of these there’s a special cell in jail waiting for you

mobihan: who even is moblit this ship forgettable as fuck. but i mean its not bad but again isayama hates love and romance so moblit had to die (sorry mobihan lovers)

springles (aka connie x sasha): you guys they’re PLATONIC SOULMATES, and they’re portrayed as such. also niccolo exists you guys sasha and connie are just like siblings

eremin: hajime isayama is a COWARD. you CANNOT TELL ME that the whole “i will stay with you forever” interaction in the final season was not FRUITY AS FUCK, there was so much tension but isayama’s a PUSSY

reiner x historia: historia is a lesbian

pikuhan: you guys have got to stop shipping everyone you see interact

for bonus points everyone tell me the ship you HATEEEEE i’ll go first😻:

aruani✨✨🌈🌈🌙🌙

if you want an explanation you won’t get one unless i get harassed enough thank you and good night

[lesbianwithchainsaws]

*ignoring the fics I've started writing and haven't updated in months* what if I start writing an enemies to lovers Annie Edison x Annie Kim fic?

Plot idea currently is that both Annie's are in a debate club/class but they're always on seperate teams. And they absolutely hate each other. They want their team to win and be the best, so they keep constantly trying harder and harder to win. Sometimes Annie Kim's team wins, and sometimes Annie Edison's team wins.

Annie Kim's team is the most recent winner, so the other Annie is going to do whatever the hell she can to win next time. So she stays in the library until late and, when finally heading back home, she hears crying in an empty classroom. Opening it up, she sees Annie Kim inside.

Hesitantly Annie Edison walks inside and asks the other Annie what happened. Annie Kim admits that she quit her debate team because they've made her feel uncomfortable after they found out she's a lesbian. Annie Edison ends up suggesting that Annie Kim joins her debate team, and together they can defeat the jerks who made her quit. Annie Kim agrees.

Initially they have a really tough time doing this. The two have different ways of studying, and they keep getting into petty arguments. They think maybe it was a bad idea to team up.

Still, they continue to try and slowly some progress is made. The two Annie's have an easier time preparing. The two start hanging out more often, even outside of debate preparation. And Annie Edison is surprised to find she actually enjoys hanging out with Annie Kim.

They talk more and more, and hang out more and more, until the two start really looking forward to hanging out. Feelings start developing.

There's another debate, and they're going against the team Annie Kim was on. The two crush them, and win the debate.

Then they kiss, and become girlfriends!

[ur-mentallyill-wench]

Ima do some community making everyone gay sexuality hc cause why not

Troy- i feel like Troy is gay do you guys remember when he and Abed both went on a date with the librarian and he fully expected Abed to win and when he didn’t his only reply was asking why she didn’t pick him. Troy is 100% gay and in love with Abed (maybe not in love but guy for sure)

Abed-Abed is kinda like Troy but I think he’s bi cause he has had more chemistry with girls and shown interest in them also his bi sweater. I think he loves Troy a lot but doesn’t think of it romanticly (and maybe it’s not even romantic) but especially cause he hasn’t had many friends I don’t think he’d question the nature of their relationship. I do think if Troy ever confessed they could date if Abed liked him or not although I rhink he does

Annie-I feel like Annie is sapphic in some way, especially because we see how all of her attraction to men is based on ideals she has in her head and , I’m not sure if she’s fully a lesbian but she’s definitely not straight and once again lots of internalized homophobia but in this one like very internalized

Britta- britta is a hard one but I feel like she’s bi or bi-curious like I feel like she’s kissed and slept with girls before but only while drunk or to piss if her parents

Jeff- I don’t care what his sexuality is but regardless he just gives bi energy. I feel like he’s just happy with anyone being into him, case and point being how upset he was when the dean started liking that criminal guy (ok another point I just thought of re watching the show is the pottery episode, he totally was somewhat into Rich or whatever his name is)

That’s everyone I have an opinion on so your welcome🫶😊

[bestocship]

Wizard and Mage (@roosting)

These two are from a comic I'm currently working on! Wizard is a powerful and mysterious dark magic user who lives as a recluse. Mage is a master of light magic who is obsessed with the performing arts. Together they are unstoppable but also very dumb. Their relationship isn't strictly romantic as in they don't really put a label on what they are, but they do love one another! They go from enabling each other’s bad behaviors to being a significant reason for why they both decide to change for the better. 

A win for them would be a win for t4t and autism 4 autism love.

Doc and Anneliese (@bunquest)

Doc and Annie are such a strong example of opposites attract. Where Doc is warm, eager to please and friendly, Annie is stern, no-nonsense, and somewhat cold on first impression. they operate on such different wavelengths it can be hard to figure out what drew them together in the first place; spoiler alert it’s the fact they’re both fucking nerds at heart with fat crushes on each other. they’re big silly billies behind closed doors; neither one is above owning the fuck out of the other should the opportunity arise. they’re the epitome of ‘I love you because I love you’, sticking with each other even when they might not understand how the other sees the world.

BECAUSE THEY’RE MY SWEETIE PIE PRINCESSES they’ve been through a lot together and ig to me they're just really an example of two people choosing to love one another and choosing to see past what they don't understand for the sake of someone they care about and i think they are very sweet about it. also because lesbians forever

[nightvale359]

Okay so ya’ll know the scene where Annie tries to talk about how “her and Jeff have chemistry” and then it does a flashback to moments they’ve had with Sara Bareilles song Gravity?

Well I never really looked at the lyrics til now but holy crap. These lyrics don’t sound like she loves him. More so that Comphet is coming on strong once again.

Like look:

Something always brings me back to you

It never takes too long

No matter what I say or do

I'll still feel you here 'till the moment I'm gone

And:

Set me free, leave me be

I don't want to fall another moment into your gravity

Just saying Lesbian Annie for the win

[justsomeguycore]

and it’s kind of like. okay me interpreting britta and jeff’s competitive perspective of gender roles as they pertain to winning love as them being gay and trans is all whatever lmao but the analysis i think still remains. that if cis het men and women ever want to have healthy balanced relationships with one another they need to reject gender roles. flat out. that’s of course not to say that if your interests and goals still ultimately align with what society expects of someone of your gender that you need to change that. but you need to stop seeing arbitrarily collected traits as a checklist or roadmap to successfully performing your gender and start seeing them as just. hobbies. perspectives. emotions. whatever.

and another part of jeff and britta’s problem is that they both crucially desperately want to be cool. liked, admired. and coolness cannot be intentionally constructed with any amount of authenticity. you cannot authentically make yourself cool. so they rely on artifice - in jeff’s case, he tends to mimic men he thinks are cool, (force mascing himself) (just kidding) and in britta’s case she tries to be the antithesis of basic bitches and wants to align herself with alt girls. but she can’t align herself with alt girls because she’s always secretly competing with them and can hardly interact with other women without thinking about the coolness power dynamic of their relationship (she can hang out with annie and shirley because she feels confident that she’s cooler than them lol) especially in terms of how cool men find them. i think that’s a huge part where of me enjoying reading britta as a lesbian comes from, because of how she talks a big game about not needing male attention, but obviously does want it, but it’s not because she wants any specific man’s attention because she’s attracted to him or likes him, she was just conditioned to believe (as are we all 😔) that approval from men is the greatest thing a woman can achieve. and i don’t think she believes this, but i think she believes that it’s what everyone else believes, which makes it effectively true to her.

[gilmores-glorious-blog]

catching fire liveblog no one asked for!!

- “you are a strangely dislikable person” hey did you guys know i love haymitch because i love haymitch

- fucking insane that president snow is just. in her house. like imagine you come home one day and donald trump is standing in your living room.

- anything with rue gets me choked up instantly….. that whole scene in district 11? whoof.

- the “one day i’m gonna volunteer just like you did” is rough.

- i did not remember that snow was a grandfather… who on earth did he have kids with??

- the dynamic between katniss, peeta, haymitch, and effie is soooo. rotates them in my brain.

- i know it’s the point but this quarter quell concept is so deeply fucked up

- i want an au where haymitch fights in these games instead of peeta

- haymitch reaching for effie’s hand <3

- finnick was fourteen when he won his games,,,,, that’s wild (the trauma potential for his character,,, going insane)

- finnick is so. RAGHHHHH. he’s so hot.

- johanna lesbian-coded character of all time <3 to me <33

- mags is so sweet 😭

- i forgot about the painting of rue that i’m assuming peeta did??

- katniss making the dummy of seneca is. ugh. it’s so good.

- caesar has no morals but at least he serves cunt

- the mockingjay dress is so cool

- finnick and annie are so sweet i can’t wait for them to get married and for nothing bad to happen to them ever 🙃

- johanna was so real for telling everyone to go fuck themselves

- cinna sacrificing himself to make 👏 a 👏goddamn 👏 statement 👏

- “if it weren’t for the baby” truly is peeta’s most iconic moment

- also i love haymitch’s little toast to peeta at that bit

- all the tributes holding hands 🥲

- haymitch and effie are the dysfunctional parents of all time

- the peacekeepers killing cinna in front of katniss as she watches unable to do anything is so upsetting

- starting the arena in water is an insane fucking advantage for some people (finnick) and probably a disadvantage for a lot of other people

- i know it’s a whole revolution thing but i like to think of haymitch giving finnick his bracelet like ‘protect my dumbass kids please’

- wouldn’t it be funny if peeta was dying and finnick just made out with him (like katniss thinks is happening in the books??)

- i love katniss but,, my girl stared at the fog for so goddamn long before doing anything about it !! why’d you wait to TOUCH IT AND GET POISONED to see if it was dangerous?? it’s a fucking hunger games arena of course mysterious fog is gonna be bad!

- god finnick’s reaction when mags dies,,,,

- but also damn that fog kills you QUICK… maybe it’s just because mags is old but that canon went off like,, immediately

- the female morphling sacrificing herself for peeta 🥲 i know she was probably in on the whole revolution thing but still

- that post about all the district twelve victors holding someone in their arms as they died is sooooooo. yeah.

- the whole “tick tock” scene and realizing the arena is a clock is so cool

- i love their friendship and so i have to love finnick and katniss bonding over experiencing The Psychological Horrors

- johanna just casually trauma dumping okay girlie

- finnick looks so hot in this last scene on the airship,, i know i’m predictable but GOD 😩

- i love the little reminders we get sometimes that haymitch is strong and did in fact win the hunger games against 47 other people.

- this movie is so confusing ngl,, i can never keep track of who’s good/who’s in on the rebellion, etc.

- still a great movie though <3

[girlcockholmes]

pearl im a star and annie im your number one fan would be the most toxic age gap lesbian relationship ever and also there should be fanart or something of this probably do you think it would be a love wins or love loses situation

oh are you kidding me its a love loses situation in the best way. kill count in the 20s before they even get together then when they are together its miserable (teehee) every single second and they keep toxically kidnapping people to either cheat on each other with or spice things up. ita incredible. youre a genius

[void-botanist]

Carnelian, Labradorite, Amethyst, Jade??

Thank you for this many-faceted ask!!

Carnelian: Does the story have a lesson to learn? What is it? the lesson this story should learn is to give me all the good ideas up front TFA doesn't have a lesson per se, though I'll probably end up teasing one out at some point. If I were to take a stab at it now I'd say the lesson is about the importance of interdependence. Or maybe it's about home and family being complicated concepts, though that might be more a Triad thing, or a TFA sequel thing. Or a "Rose wrote this" thing.

Labradorite: What made you fall in love with your wip? What motivates you to write it? I've mentioned before that the roots of TFA (and honestly a lot of the stuff I'm working with) are in a couple of really old drafts that kinda stuck in my head. That plus the frustration of Triad not working for me back when I was doing it for NaNo 2021 made me go, "ugh I'm just gonna sprint some nonsense about lesbians and androids" and that just sorta captured me. I've enjoyed all the worldbuilding (I love species worldbuilding ugh) and all the characters that have gone into it so far, and being able to craft my old canon into something way better, but at the heart of the whole project is Dez being adorable and me wanting Anni and Zel to work out their things. I want to keep uncovering the story there. Plus if I write this book then I can (more seriously) write the next one, which is all about prep for space adventures.

Amethyst: Who is the Comfort Character™ of your wip Dez is the obvious answer. He's extremely good and luckily I get to spend half this WIP with him (more because I also get to rewrite everything forever 🙃). But I refuse to have only one comfort character, so Bran (emotional intelligence incarnate, wins Brother of the Year every year), Hoven (gay librarian Anxious about Responsibilities isn't not who I am as a person), and Tirias (polyamorous home improvement enthusiast living her best life) are also my comfort characters.

Jade: Your favorite relationship between two characters My favorite is often just whichever one I'm obsessed with at the moment but one of the top tier ones is Dez and Syndy's friendship, which won't get a ton of screen time in this book if I stick to my current plan, but has always been such a joy to me. They vibe really well, significantly because of being humanoid androids (don't need to sleep, have somewhat similar experiences with humans/human cultures, have weird relationships to said human cultures and their governments, and so on) but also because they both just wanna watch a shit ton of movies, and it's more fun to do that together.

[the-irrelevant-trumpeter]

here you go folks, the 36 different combinations of cornley characters and whether i would ship them or not, as someone who will support many different ships at the same time. the order they're listed in is generated randomly, i put them all in a wheel of names and just spun it.

robert/dennis: hell no

trevor/jonathan: honestly a ship i've had in mind for a while but no one else seems to see the appeal of? i think it could work (and i'm planning on incorporating a lil bit of it into a fic i have planned)

max/annie: no thank you no

chris/vanessa: pretty neutral. i see the appeal and the concepts behind it, and i'd be willing to put my sexuality headcanons aside to read a fic based on them, but idk in my head it's platonic. i'll ship it if the fic's good enough.

robert/jonathan: i've never thought about it before but??? it's a concept for sure. i think because jonathan's such an enigma, you can make him fit quite a few ships. i would be willing to give this ship a try.

trevor/dennis: noooo

max/dennis: nah they're too platonic for me to be able to see it. i could maybe entertain a queerplatonic relationship? but not romantically, they're best buds.

sandra/dennis: NO they're siblings your honour

annie/vanessa: YEAH annessa for the win fr

max/trevor: you're not allowed to watch the play that goes wrong and not ship them at least a little bit. anyway despite all of my max/sandra posting, i am a huge maxtrev supporter and i love them with all of my heart.

robert/annie: no no no

annie/trevor: sir that's a lesbian and a gay man

jonathan/vanessa: honestly i do not see it, but if someone wrote a fic i would probably give it a go.

jonathan/dennis: nah

chris/sandra: once again, NO they're siblings your honour

robert/max: i do not personally see it, but i guess there's a few ideas in there? someone could probably make it work. i don't think it's for me though.

trevor/robert: there is like one or two fics with this ship, which warmed me up to it a little, but it's still not one i'd get invested in? i'll say i'm neutral on it.

robert/sandra: exists according to chaptgpt, but it's a hard no from me.

chris/max: i believe this is another one that has a few fics? not really my taste, but if the fic was good i'd ship it.

chris/robert: WHERE ARE MY GROVEBEAN HOMIES AT??? anyway yes 100% love it

sandra/annie: there's something so homoerotic about their fight in the play that goes wrong. anyway yes i support it.

chris/jonathan: like trevor/jonathan, this is another one that i've had in mind as a ship for a while, but no one else seems to think so??? i think it could be interesting, someone please back me up on this.

vanessa/trevor: do not see it at all

max/jonathan: never considered it before. honestly curious to see how it would play out. i would read a fic, if only out of curiosity.

max/vanessa: nooo they're friends

sandra/vanessa: yes! good! i love the existing fics for them, and i would read more!

robert/vanessa: oh god oh no no no no. the power imbalance (him being her life coach) is already screaming toxic as all fuck. absolute no.

vanessa/dennis: listen. i very much interpreted the proposal as panicking x dumbass, not as anything more than that. so it wasn't really a ship i saw in any way. but there are a few very good fics that have made me ship them slightly. they're not my go-to's, but if the fic is good i will get invested.

chris/trevor: HI CHRISTREV BELOVEDS

annie/dennis: nahhhh

annie/jonathan: no. i know they kissed, but they'd both just suffered serious injuries and they clearly weren't thinking straight. no way.

chris/annie: i've seen a few people ship them, but i cannot see it for the life of me.

chris/dennis: nOO

jonathan/sandra: they tried that and it didn't work. let them stay broken up.

sandra/trevor: no no thank you. they can both be dating max (polyamorous max for the win!!!) but it's not a triangle polyamory.

max/sandra: can't believe they were left until last, it's like the name picker knew how obsessed i am. anyway to absolutely no one's surprise, they're my faves and i love them so so much.

should i make a list of every possible cornley dynamic and say whether i ship them