#i have finals

[xpastelsweetsx]

How to fix Newsies brain rot??

[jinchaeji]

Please tell me I'm not the only one seeing Edwin in this painting

"Not to be reproduced" by René Magritte

[mac-n-chees]

why your attack on titan otp isn’t canon

eremika: what tf are y’all doing here you guys are one of the only ones who can say it’s a canon ship gtfo

levihan: you guys are cute aww these guys are like a couple of siblings❤️ cmon y’all levihan are platonic soulmates and erwin smith is RIGHT THERE

eren x annie (anieren? ereani?): touch grass. you saw one interaction and decided they were the perfect couple, this is literally the dramione of aot, the zutara of this anime. just because you’re horny doesn’t mean everyone else is, pls keep ur hormones in check<3

erwin x hange: as i was writing this post the thought occurred to me that someone might ship this and it caused me physical pain but if you ship this ig you’re cool cause i’ve never seen this ship at all so therefore i’ve never been attacked by one of you online so congrats🥳 but they’re not canon cos literally not one soul ships them so whatever

eruri: is this the right name cause ship names in this fandom go crazy sometimes. anyways these the gayest mfs i’ve ever seen and the only reason they’re not canon is cause erwin had to die. doomed ships for the win😻 but you KNOW levi was getting some behind the scenes, cmon y’all

jearmin: hajime isayama is a coward

jeanmarco: gonna be honest, i did not give two shits when marco died. idk how this is a popular ship since marco got clapped in like episode 3. i mean i can see it ig but to me they just look like friends (and that’s probably what isayama was thinking too)

beruannie: one-sided as fuck

erehisu: historia is a lesbian (“oH bUt wHaT aBoUt tHe fArMeR???” she needed a sperm donor and he was the closest one they are not in love)

jeankasa: eremika solos, sorry, mikasa will always love eren (stay sour jean✌🏼)

levi x any of the members of the 104th: they are CHILDREN and levi is a full grown, thirty something year old ADULT, if you ship any of these there’s a special cell in jail waiting for you

mobihan: who even is moblit this ship forgettable as fuck. but i mean its not bad but again isayama hates love and romance so moblit had to die (sorry mobihan lovers)

springles (aka connie x sasha): you guys they’re PLATONIC SOULMATES, and they’re portrayed as such. also niccolo exists you guys sasha and connie are just like siblings

eremin: hajime isayama is a COWARD. you CANNOT TELL ME that the whole “i will stay with you forever” interaction in the final season was not FRUITY AS FUCK, there was so much tension but isayama’s a PUSSY

reiner x historia: historia is a lesbian

pikuhan: you guys have got to stop shipping everyone you see interact

for bonus points everyone tell me the ship you HATEEEEE i’ll go first😻:

aruani✨✨🌈🌈🌙🌙

if you want an explanation you won’t get one unless i get harassed enough thank you and good night

[tomaytow]

so he feeds us the grapes??? archons he feeds us the grapes???? i’m so sorry for being late when it comes to the serenitea pots LOL

hhh imagine taking a bite of the grapes and you say, “oh yes, they do taste good.”

venti grins happily from your comment and takes one for himself, “they do!”

you assume that there’s nothing more left to do, so when you’re about to leave for other matters, a hand clasps around your wrist. you blink when you see venti still having that bright grin of his and a piece of grape close to your mouth. venti takes a step closer, “say aaah, love~”

you blush from the proximity, “but i already ate—“

yeahhh no. venti is having none of it and he’ll continue feeding you the grapes until you’re full. he loves you that much.

[whatwooshkai]

Second Chance Blues Chapter Eight: New Purpose

Second Chance Blues - Chapter 8 - thatwooshkai - Transformers Generation One [Archive of Our Own]

Optimus discovers a few answers, and far more questions.

[written-by-jayy]

Way behind on posts again. I apologize. My laptop kinda caught fire while charging last week. So uh… patience is very much appreciated TwT

It was a very small fire thankfully, especially considering it was the smell that woke me up. Burnt my finger a tiny bit while getting the charger out, as well as the cloth I so heroically smothered the flame with. So no long term damage (other than to the laptop rip). In the end just the charger and charging port were damaged (laptop wise, and from what’s visible at least).

Now that I’ve finally got the tumblr app on my phone, I’ll still do my best to post… I’m trying to go for quality over quantity though. So might be some time, while I get my shit together…

Lmk if you want photos lol

[oceans-swim]

this is a goddamn rollercoaster and i for one need to get off

[grian-stole-my-rights]

Okay so I’ve been watching the backlog of ESMP x HC crossover arc and it is a CRIME that no one has made a redraw of Dolly Parton’s 9 to 5 and Odd Jobs album art of Joe Hills handing out his résumé and cover letters with a few of his cats playing around with a the items on the ground.

[singlethread]

I’ve been slowly getting a sore throat throughout the day and I swear to god

[maybeamiles]

holy SHIT i am feeling so fucking romantic right now what the FUCK has this ship done to me

[toges-wife]

Its my birthday!

having toge celebrate ur birthday is just a fun experience yet a memorable one. Toge always got u the best presents but not this year!

This year he had other plans, toge got a chance to prank u so he used it! First of his plan was the cake, usually he gets u a small vanilla cake with strawberries but this year he did something other than usual.

He invited all of your close friends and family members to celebrate, you were just tired of studying all day long and cooking then u finally got a text from him, it was like a relief for you. "hey honey please come to my house!" he texted waiting for u as a bunch of presents were waiting for you.

At first yuta blindfolded you and led u the way. Only to find toge wearing a party hat with a cute bouquet of flowers having "happy birthday" written on it. At this point, you just thought it would be a wholesome night. You hugged toge gentle as he took off the blindfold only to find your family and friends throwing party poppers all over the place singing u happy birthday songs!

"oh toge I couldn't ask for a more perfect boyfriend than you" you smiled kissing his hand, yuta than interrupted and told u that you should cut the cake, and when u did the whole table was filled from the whipped cream. It was a balloon designed as a cake. At this point u felt humiliated while the guests where laughing. "it's not fun toge!" you were able to cry until toge did this.

He took out the box of the "engagement ring" from the balloon cake and got on one knee "shake! Ikura? Takana!" he said indicating that he wants to propose to you with a candy ring as you both were 17 at the time and it was a bit early.

Honestly it was a bit chaotic but fun memory, you still got the ring he "proposed" with and it's really adorable. You couldn't ask for a more fun and caring partner ❤️

[sardonic-sprite]

Girl help my brain is hyperfixating on a secret seventh thing which is exactly NONE of.what im supposed to work on 😭

[tiredcowgirls]

I wish I could get payed to write fanfics

[felixify]

I'm bored , so send me your favorite kpop songs atm and I'll rate them

[broughtteethtoagunfight]

Here’s some Autism Advice™️

So I don’t know if this is a problem for other autistic people, but I think it is so I decided to share this advice in case it is useful to somebody out there

I have a problem where if I want to get rid of something, it is incredibly hard

It doesn’t matter if I’m no longer able to use it or not, and the more I used it when it was working, the worse this issue is

It feels like I’m betraying the object, and forsaking all the memories attached to it

So… what do we do about that?

What I do is simple: thank it

It sounds weird, and it kinda is, but thanking an object that’s been helpful to me as well as giving it a proper goodbye, helps me to get rid of it

Sometimes I also take a picture of the thing, but not always

[its-alittleobsessed]

Opened the mailbox and the new legend of zelda game was in there. And i cant even pop the disk in cuz im shaking with anticipation. Im fuckn. Im hyperventilating y’all.