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nightvale359 · 10 hours ago
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Fake Dating but at the end it’s still fake and they both walk away from it with their friendship as strong as ever
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nightvale359 · 11 hours ago
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oh annie. the guy youve supposedly been chasing since high school is finally into you and suddenly you want nothing to do with him anymore.... this older man is emotionally unavailable and very clearly not paying attention to you and suddenly you want him.... girl you have to go talk to a real life lesbian PLEASE
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nightvale359 · 14 hours ago
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nightvale359 · 15 hours ago
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queer stories matter i'm gay and i saw a bird today
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nightvale359 · 1 day ago
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JONATHAN ARCHIVIST IS NOT STUPID SQUAD I WILL ALWAYS BE WITH YOU
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nightvale359 · 1 day ago
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Warren Kepler Wrapped
This year, you
threw 849 rocks at Warren Kepler
riddled him with 1,104 bullets
locked him in 352 timeloops
stuck 12 pins in Warren Kepler to fix him to a board to study him like a butterfly
rotated him in your mind 7,391 times
paced the floor for 3,470 hours wondering why the fuck this asshole has such an intense grip on your psyche
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nightvale359 · 1 day ago
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90% of age gaps don’t matter when you’re a grown adult as long as you don’t have a repeated pattern of dating people barely legal. I would date someone 30 years older than me if I liked them who gaf
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nightvale359 · 1 day ago
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Fucking christ Octavias whole thing this episode is making me CRY
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nightvale359 · 1 day ago
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GET YOUR FILTHY HANDS OFF MY FICTIONAL BABY BOY HUSBAND
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nightvale359 · 2 days ago
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i call this the headcanon chart. see my vision
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nightvale359 · 4 days ago
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I went to the forest that makes you have multiple pronouns and accidentally touched some poison ivy there
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nightvale359 · 4 days ago
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do you think about vampires. have you thought about vampires. will you think about vampires. when will you think about vampires
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nightvale359 · 4 days ago
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while you were studying the blade, i was studying how to be a person and sharpening my wit
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nightvale359 · 4 days ago
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Hot take but I really do think that some of y’all need to consider how/why/when/how often you’re making fun of straight people for being straight
I do it too, I’m not going to pretend I don’t make jokes about the hets, or the down with cis bus, or whatever
But I recently befriended a cis, straight dude and I have watched him be dismissed, degraded, and unambiguously insulted for the perceived “crime” of being straight — all in queer environments where he is allegedly “completely welcome” and surrounded by “friends”
This guy is not a toxic person! But I have seen him be made to feel so small and like his comfort and safety in those spaces are conditional on his silence and acceptance of being treated like a human dunk zone, and I think that some of y’all have had so much shit from straight/cis people that the second you feel like you’ve got an inch, you want to luxuriate in the perceived catharsis of bullying someone who— actually —doesn’t deserve it
And until he very, very carefully mentioned to me in private that it makes him feel bad, I didn’t even clock that I was involved in doing that, that it had become so instinctive for me to make casual jokes like that, and that— well meaning or otherwise —I had been contributing to an environment that made someone I really really like feel like shit
So, I dunno, I think maybe some of y’all should think about that too
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nightvale359 · 5 days ago
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dating simulator where it starts normal but it slowly becomes clear that all of the romanceable characters are attempting to cover up an extremely specific murder they committed a year ago before you arrived
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nightvale359 · 5 days ago
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ladies the conses are quencing.
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nightvale359 · 5 days ago
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Will probably never happen but if I ever get the chance to be in like an actual qpr and not just an awkward romantic relationship I will be 1000% my best and give them the world swear
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