#lem speaks

[mytheoristavenue]

Ladies and gentlemen, I have officially crashed out‼️

[lemonsbakery]

umb.... yuo guys awna color my tree soo badly real an true...

[lemonsgardens]

Remember when phoebe bridgers said Jesus Christ im so blue all the time and that's just how I feel always have and I always will. Why Would She Do That

[lemoncrusades]

Hnng everything everywhere at at once au Alfred is Joy and Arthur is Evelyn what the fuck AND FRANCIS IS WAYMOND UGHH

[bonnieura]

the kennedys and family pictures at hyannisport ,1963

(left to right) rose kennedy , jacqueline ,patricia ,jack ,lem billings ,steve smith ,ethel skakel ,sargent shriver

[vignirek]

Wukong + Macaque headcanons (part 3)

(part one & part two of previous hcs)

Wukong

- optional headcanon 1: in JTTW the monkeys all adopt Wukong's surname "Sun" (if I remember that part correctly), so perhaps in the Monkie Kid universe the monkeys still share Wukong's surname like they're all one family in a sense (and maybe it also applied to Macaque while he still lived on the mountain)

- has less scars than Macaque, but the ones he does have are from pretty severe injuries that his immortality was unable to heal for various reasons (and maybe he got some of them from before he became immortal and didn't have op regeneration abilities yet) - his favorite flavor is sweet and he dislikes spicy + bitter foods (while Macaque is the opposite, though he does eat moderately sweet things) - Wukong's fur is short and soft, while Macaque's fur is long and smooth - he and Macaque were the troop's go-to babysitters when the monkey parents wanted some rest from taking care of their babies (after their fallout, Wukong had to be the babysitter all by himself, but then Macaque started picking up his babysitter duties again since his return to the mountain after S4) - likes to play videogames in his spare time, his favorite types are tower defense and fighting games (while Macaque's favorites are fighting games and story-driven games) bonus: they're mutually afraid of horror/scary games (partially inspired by Monarch and Cyyu playing Mortuary Assistant) - optional headcanon 2: Wukong became depressed sometime after the journey, but he's been isolated on his mountain for so long that he doesn't even see it as a problem (and even if he did, he'd just deploy his good ol' "ignore the problem until it's not a problem" tactic) (it definitely wouldn't work all the time though) bonus thought: at some point Macaque realizes that his ex-best friend is depressed and starts secretly helping him out by making him proper meals and making sure he always has a set of clean clothes available (and just doing the house chores in general) (he feels like a jerk for always clowning on Wukong for being smelly after realizing this, so perhaps he does the chores as a way of making it up to Wukong) - he and Macaque used to have a very intertwined/synced fighting style; now they're grown used to fighting separately after their fallout, but they can still subconsciously slip into the familiar pattern sometimes - headcanon for funsies: he/she genderfluid

Macaque

- continuation & sorta update of my headcanon where Macaque has another name besides "Six Eared Macaque" - still kinda stuck on which one would be most fitting for him, but I've narrowed it down to my three favorite options after a lot of digging:

1) "Fēng Wǔ" (风舞/"wind dance"; my main interpretation is that it's a nod to his manner of dancing being light and carefree like the wind (in my headcanon at least))

2) "Yǐng Wǔ" (影舞/"shadow dance"; somewhat similar to "wind dance", but with his shadow powers, could be interpreted as him guiding his shadows in a dance of sorts)

3) "Jiāo Yè" (姣夜/"charming night"; mostly a nod to his black fur and maybe his appearance in general- perhaps the backstory behind this name is that Wukong gave Macaque a nickname in an attempt to help him feel less self-conscious about his own appearance, and the nickname eventually grew into an actual name that Macaque started using)

(note: I'm absolutely not an expert on chinese names and these options are mostly results of me slapping together chinese characters and seeing which ones sound good together in theory- so don't expect them to be 100% accurate to how chinese names actually work)

- has a big amount of scars from various past scuffles that happened before and after his resurrection (mostly because he doesn't heal quickly like Wukong does, so Macaque is not as "untouchable" as him)

- very good at vocal mimicry (basically he copies people's voices really well) and can adjust his voice to copy anyone he hears (his ears help him a lot with that, bc he can easily copy the voice just by listening closely)

- optional headcanon 1: Macaque gets a pair of headphones at some point and spends at least a couple hours a day listening to music; one of his favorite genres is metal (though overall his music tastes range from gentle tunes to something more like rock or metal) and he sometimes sings along (he typically goes into a room covered in noise-cancelling spells to do it) (maybe he takes those precautions because one time he got too into it and received multiple noise complaints the next day /j)

- the vision in his right eye (from his point of view) is pretty bad because of the injury, he's pretty much considered legally half-blind in that regard; the most he can see is blurry moving shapes, but he tries to make up for it with his hearing, so usually the blind right eye is not much of a hindrance to him, though he refuses to get glasses or lenses of any kind for vague reasons - prone to losing his appetite when he's really sick or stressed (he struggles maintaining a healthy weight because of that) - optional headcanon 2: Macaque had already been living on FFM for some time, but then one day he witnessed Wukong hatching from his egg and basically went "oh cool, new friend c:" and brought him along, and afterwards they became friends (basically he's older in this backstory interpretation) - in terms of shapeshifting, Macaque's strengths are in disguising himself as other people, while Wukong is more proficient with the 72 transformations (they can do both, but Macaque only has a few animal forms and hides his tail, while Wukong has his tail at all times when he's transformed into an animal or is using a disguise) - used to be fond of peaches, but after so much baggage involving Wukong, they taste almost bittersweet to him and he rarely eats them nowadays - a decent teacher when he puts his mind to it (he's typically the more organized one when it comes to teaching, though he isn't afraid to push limitations when he feels it's necessary) - headcanon for funsies: he/they nonbinary

[sincerelysolaris]

AU where your deepest guilts/regrets manifest as "guests" or hallucinations built on your memories ala Solaris (1972)

Jason killed Tim in Titans Tower and now lives with a "guest" that looks like how remembers Tim in the final moments in Titans Tower, so he's wearing a torn Robin costume, his face is a variety of cuts bruises, a split lip and a broken nose, and his eyes are glassy and unseeing. Tim that he sees out of the corners of his eyes and in mirrors. Some nights he's able to see him in his entirety and look directly at him. Arguably, those are the worst nights.

There are nights where Jason screams at him and others where he tries to talk to him, but he always gets the same unseeing stare in response. Other nights where he shoots at him or tries to fight, but it just ends with holes in the walls, and without fail Tim always reappears.

Eventually, in an effort to rid himself of Guest Tim he digs Tim's body up and finds a Lazarus Pit to put him in, but too much time has gone by and Tim's body is too decomposed to come back fully alive. The next night he finds himself with a new "guest" that looks like Tim's body after he floated to the top of the Lazarus Pit. His eyes are slightly sunken and still unseeing. His hair is wet, and he drips water along the floor constantly.

Now Jason is haunted by two "guests." One of Robin!Tim and one of Post Lazarus Pit Tim.

[citrusbuds]

stebee puyat?? more like stebee tulog

stebee gising. stebee inaantok. i can go all day.

[iphigeniacomplex]

read lovecraft's commonplace book last night. this psychoanalysis shit is easy

[oddfluphenazine]

the /silly tonetag is stupid like WHAT FORS IT MEAN WHAT FOES IT MEAN….. WHAT IS SILLY WHY ARE UOU SILLY EXPLAIN PLEASE OH MY GOD

[girltakovic]

i like to think im a fairly patient person but that all goes out the window the moment i get behind the wheel. i had a guy cut in front of me TWICE today so i beeped at him and he had the nerve to roll down his window to flip ME off???? buddy i will follow you home and pour sand in your oil tank do not test me

[lemonsbakery]

i am actually so distressed jackalopes arent real

[gunnrblze]

Literally me as a baby

https://youtu.be/d4HwO3ZUCUw?si=GSZs8osEhrQQgxnc

Quite literally dated correctly and everything

[lemondoddle]

With the help of my username my icon is often interpreted as a lemon and I decided to run with that and make an object head! Still not quite sure about the name but for now this is Doddle (any pronouns) :]

[spectrumspace]

20th century authors will write realistic predictions of the nightmares that arise due to the Torment Nexus that is generative artificial intelligence, then ask "is anyone gonna handle gender very poorly in this story" and not wait for an answer.

[browniefox]

Going through my grandpas old stuff: video game edition.

Most of the games are his, but the last three I remember playing a TON as a kid.