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spectrumspace · 7 months ago
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20th century authors will write realistic predictions of the nightmares that arise due to the Torment Nexus that is generative artificial intelligence, then ask "is anyone gonna handle gender very poorly in this story" and not wait for an answer.
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cinderoo · 4 months ago
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miners have rights
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prlssprfctn · 1 month ago
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Just for comedic purposes, I think it would be so funny if every time, when Bruce tries to chide Jason for his ways of working, Alfred and Dick would pop out of nowhere to remind of Batman's earlier days. Because, like, if you want to talk about being an inconsiderate vigilante, remember yourself, I guess?
Bruce, pinching the bridge of his nose: Jason.
Jason, rolling his eyes: Old man.
Bruce: I thought we agreed to lessen your killing agenda this month. Jason: I didn't kill anyone, did I? Bruce: You really think this man will survive after being thrown off the highest building of the Gotham?
Alfred, appearing behind him: Master Bruce, you really think he won't? Bruce, confused: Naturally. Dick, appearing by Alfred's side: Hm! Let's see what BATMAN thinks about that. Dick: (puts on an old recording from decades ago) Teen Bruce on old footage, arms folded on chest, and eyes rolling: No, Alfred, he will be fine. And he deserved to be thrown out of that goddamn building, anyway. He is not going to die. Urgh. Bruce, with his eyes twitching: ... Jason, bursting out in laughter: Can we bring this Bruce back?
Naturally, Dick and Alfred also spend their time complaining on the youth, and how their rebel age is going to kill them.
Dick: Anyway, I think B is being a bitch. Jason is just in that, uh, gentle age, when he searches his own ways to work and express himself in this world. Alfred: I understand. I remember my own struggles back when master Bruce just started to pretend to be an overgrown bat... Bruce and Jason, standing in the same room as them: ...
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plistommy · 9 months ago
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One of the reasons why I love Steddie is how sweet Eddie was with Steve in the forest scene. That’s what got me into this ship. It was nice to see someone being patient and kind to Steve like that and it coming from someone like Eddie who viewed Steve so differently means a lot.
I loved how he told him how much Dustin looks up to him, making Steve smile and even after that wanting to joke around a little to make Steve laugh as well.
It was such a nice change, because all the other scenes we just see him bickering with someone or people making him seem stupid when he asks questions. Eddie didn’t make fun of him for not knowing Ozzy like he probably would have prior to things and instead let it be and called Steve cool. I love them.
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spectra-bear · 3 months ago
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i need prowl fans to unpack their thoughts on why this guy is their fav, bcz going through all the comics, he hasnt given me much reason to like him
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egophiliac · 10 months ago
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ENG PLAYERS I BESEECH YOU
I have been informed that you guys are getting part 4 of episode 7 tomorrow, which means we are FINALLY going to get the official romanization of Revaan's name, somebody please tell me because I need to know what it is.
like, yes, it's probably just Revan/Levan, but look, I'm sitting here with my finger over the button of all these Laverne and Shirley jokes and just waiting for the opportunity to deploy them --
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pastabaguette · 5 months ago
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a slew of old and unfinished artwork.
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crehador · 1 year ago
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speaking of chinese horse memes this one is still my absolute favorite and at the risk of killing the joke by explaining it i must at least try to translate
loosely—
panel 1: 有句话不知当讲不当讲 (i have something to report but i don't know whether i should tell you or not) panel 2: 马上讲 (tell me immediately) panel 3: 之前的情报有误 (there was an error in an earlier report)
and the keywords here are 马上 in the second panel, which put together mean "immediately" but individually mean horse (马) and up or on (上)
so 马上讲 can both mean "tell me immediately" and, more literally, "tell me on the horse"
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s0up1ta · 6 months ago
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playing with them in my head like barbie dolls
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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 7 months ago
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Hello Madam. Sorry Madam.
[First] Prev <–-> Next
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buggachat · 8 months ago
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can someone explain the "I'm bald" thing to me like i'm the village fool
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lgbtlunaverse · 11 months ago
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"Marcille hates all of Laios' freak traits but loves them in Falin" is honestly a really good joke but... you guys do know it's a joke right?
It's such a funny one I honestly find it impossible to get mad at even when people mistake it for an actual truth about the characters but JUST TO MAKE IT CLEAR
THIS is how marcille reacts when Falin is predictably just as enthusiastic about eating monsters as her brother was.
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That is not the face of a woman who thinks this trait is lovely and endearing as long as it's exhibited by the girl she loves. That is the face of a woman who is taking 7d8 psychic damage and yet knows deep in her heart she won't like Falin any less for it.
The way young Marcille reacts to Falin eating berries Marcille can't recognize but Falin knows are safe is pretty similar to how she reacts to eating monsters years later, albeit with more fear than disgust. The difference in her relationships with Laios and Falin isn't just that she's attracted to Falin, it's because the Touden siblings, while similar, are in fact different people. Not just genderswaps of each other.
Also, I think you all already know this, but just to say it: she doesn't actually hate Laios for any of his freak tendencies either. He's one of her best friends. She's just a lot quicker to be outwardly exasperated with him while she's quieter about it with Falin.
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carrionhearted · 4 months ago
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I showed someone a photo of my room, and their response was “I thought this was a photo of a haunted house attraction at first”
I think. This is a success.
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(This was the photo)
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bottombaron · 2 months ago
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funniest thing to me abt the bob newhart ending is the fact that they recreated it perfectly down to the pajamas
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gammija · 9 months ago
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tiefling jon's first day at the Archives
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learningftw · 3 months ago
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ship of theseus is so easy. Yeah it’s the same ship. Each piece that’s replaced is batel b’rov of the rest of the ship and becomes the same ship as the rest of it. The only problem would be if you replaced the ikkar of the ship in one go. Now of course there’s a machloket about what the ikkar is- some say the mast, while others say it’s a continuous rov of the hull, while still others say that it’s just enough of the hull that the ship couldn’t stay afloat regardless of whether it’s contiguous- but the principle is simple.
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