#left unsupervised

[lillywillow]

Left Unsupervised

Summary: After a night of heavy drinking, Bucky tries to piece together everything that happened. He vows never to get that drunk again

 Written for: @buckybarnesbingo

 Words: 978

 Square Filled: U5- Never Again

 Pairing: Bucky Barnes x Female Reader  

 Warnings: Alcohol consumption, mentions of pain/ discomfort

 From the moment Bucky woke, he felt like he had been hit by Thor’s hammer. Everything ached, his stomach was ready to be violently ill if he moved and someone was playing the drum solo to Wipeout on the inside of his skull. Judging by the groans around him, there were other victims from last night’s festivities or zombies had invaded the tower. Bucky didn’t really care if it were the latter as long as they made his death a quick one and put him out of his misery. He tried to ask if anyone else felt like melted death but it only came out as a garbled sound. It clearly must have been enough to illicit a response.

 “Shh,” Clint hissed, clutching his head.

 “Shut up, you’re practically screaming,” Tony groaned.

 “What… what happened last night?” Bucky asked, swallowing the bile that had risen in the back of his throat.

 “Don’t you remember?”

 Bucky tried hard but there was a huge chunk of last night that was missing. Maybe if he followed the breadcrumbs backwards, they might lead a trail back to the beginning but that would have to wait until the pain behind his eyes subsided. There would also be a level of panic once he realised his metal arm was no longer attached to his body.

…

 By the time Bucky’s hangover had turned bearable, he was finally starting to remember what had led to him drinking so much. Tony had a little party for all you Avengers which Thor had brought Asgardian ale to. It was fun for a little while but then someone had suggested a drinking game and that was the last part he could remember. You and Bruce had wisely turned in early for the night but with the group’s last two braincells leaving them, they got rather… stupid.

 “Morning everyone,” you greeted.

 The hungover Avengers greeted you like a vampire to garlic.

 “I see we haven’t fully recovered from all the fun of last night,” you commented, making your coffee.

 “Yeah, about that… What… what exactly happened?” Bucky asked.

 “You don’t remember? No, that doesn’t surprise me. You would be horrified if you did that sober,” you giggled.

 Bucky went white. What exactly had he done? As if reading his mind, you decided to start filling in some of the blanks.

 “Let’s start with the voicemails, shall we?”

 “H-how many did I leave?”

 “It’s hard to say… between the voicemails, the text messages, and the videos, I lost count…”

 “V-videos?”

 “I’ll show you them after this,” you replied, playing the first message from earlier in the night.

 Bucky: Hi, Y/N. I just want to say that I think you’re really smart for going to bed early and you’re also really pretty and…

 Sam *in the background*: Dude just ask her out already!

 Bucky: I can’t just ask her over the phone

 Sam *in the background*: Ask her!

 Bucky: No!

 *Sound of thudding*

 Bucky remembered Sam tackling him, trying to get him to confess his feelings for you. He wanted to confess, really he did but he didn’t think it’d be appropriate when he completely plastered. Bucky looked over at you to see you giving him a sly grin.

 “What?”

 “Nothing. Let’s move onto my favourite video…”

 Bucky wasn’t sure he liked the way you said that. He could watch in horror as you played the video.

 It started off with a little bad camera work before it came into focus on Bucky who was standing up on the bar.

 “This one’s for you, Y/N,” he slurred, pointing to the camera.

 The song The Stripper came on and Bucky started taking off his shirt. The others all cheered and catcalled and Nat cackled from behind the camera. Bucky took his shirt off and twirled it above his head before flinging it off to some unknown corner. He next tried to undo his pants and managed to get them open but then fell off the bar.

 “You okay, Barnes?” Nat called.

 Bucky gave a thumb’s up before falling back down.

 The video ended there. Bucky felt absolutely mortified.

 “Wait, so when did I lose my arm?”

 “Hold on, I think I have the video where you were showing off…”

 Bucky placed his hand on yours to stop you scrolling. Suddenly, all the stupid things he did last night in an attempt to win you over came back to him. Nobody stopped him, instead, they only encouraged it.

 “I… I feel like I should explain…” he began but you placed a finger on his lips.

 “No need. Often when we’re drunk, our most honest selves are on display…”

 “Well, I am never drinking Asgardian ale and getting that drunk again,” Bucky sighed.

 You kissed his cheek, making him look at you in surprise.

 “I thought it was cute. A little misguided maybe but I guess you needed a little liquid courage to confess your true feelings,” you baited, hoping now that everything was out in the open he would tell you what was on his mind.

 “Y/N, I would really like to take you out sometime…” he softly smiled.

 “I’d like that too, Bucky,” you smiled back. “I’d kiss you but you smell like a dumpster fire…”

 “No, no, I get it. We’ll go when I’m not feeling like death warmed over…”

 “It’s a date,” you smiled, heading off to check on the damages left by the carnage that was last night.

 Bucky was glad he could finally confess his feelings for you but he promised himself he would never get that stupid drunk again.

[icollectfunnyquotes]

Cody if you don’t want to be a furry, get over here

…

guys, what furry do we think Cody should be? I think you’ll make a pretty great wolf

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 109

“What the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck-” Tim chanted to himself, looking down at his cup of tea in betrayal. Was he hallucinating, had he been drugged with something? He had slept last night! 

Yet there in their own Lazarus Pit, the one in the cave not the giant one somewhere under the rest of Gotham, was a literal baby, looking just as surprised as he was. Of course that didn’t last, and its face scrunched up as it started to cry, which was his first hint that no, this was not in fact a hallucination. 

 There was a pit baby in the Lazarus pool. 

. . .

 There was a pit baby in the Lazarus pool. 

OH FUCK, there was a pit baby in the freaking Lazarus pool- 

[anyacrypha]

She has a point, you know

[ash-and-starlight]

and with these two last entries my @zukkathirst weekend draws to an end, thank you so so much for the enthusiasm and partecipation on this event <33 you can find the full pics 💦👅👉 HERE also the second pic is inspired by @ranilla-bean's showstopping fic "In Flammam Flammas", i highly recommend giving it a read if you havent already (... or a re-read if u have!)

and here's my bingo filled out dkfjg

i think those two columns could win me at LEAST a new moka

[miximyx]

from last nights session

[dr-retard]

Faggot neighbor called the cops for a kid walking to the store, and people wonder why kids don't go outside and play like they used it

[argoncrystal18]

[stubz]

"Teacher Kim can my friends come over into the centre?"

"Sorry bud but they're not part of the centre so I'm not allowed."

.

"Teacher Kim can Fleet have some of the treats?"

"I really wish I could but since they're not part of the centre and Max really doesn't want another incident I can't."

..

"I wish Teacher Kim would let us bring you guys in." grumbled the youngling.

The others groaned in agreement.

"Okay kids time to come in! The suns are too hot now and it's time to eat!"

The children walk begrudgingly towards the centre through the tall orange grass. The suns on this planet were so hot that even the children didn't complain when it was time to go back inside.

The ones part of the youngling centre made their way inside, waving goodbye to their friends who were not.

"..five, seven, aannd ten! Wow small group today." The human turned to head inside with the younglings when they realized something.

"...where are your parents?"

"Ours or Quin's?"

"Everyone's."

"They're in a meeting."

"Where?"

"On the ship." Juno pointed up.

"Do you know how long they'll be gone."

"I don't know. They left in a hurry...I think they forgot us."

"...get in." the human sighed and walked inside.

"REALLY!?" screamed the children.

"Teacher Kim you said that kids who aren't part of the centre can't come in!"

"I know I know and they're not! But I can't just leave three unsupervised kids out in this heat! Now get in, its hot and Quin your face is redder than usual."

...

"You get water, you get water, everybody gets water! Now who's hungry?"

Hands go up.

"So everyone. Alrighty then."

"Why is she letting us have water and food?" whispered Quin.

"I don't know...maybe it's a apex thing?" whispered back Juno. Her little brother simply chugged his third cup of water.

"Not an apex thing," replied Xw. "I think it's a pack thing?"

"Not a pack thing!" shouted Nova. "Most packs only share food with babies and the sick. Its a herd thing."

"Nope." said Marl.

"Herds only share with those who are family or have family status." explained Tarlak.

And on went the conversation. Each child trying to figure out what type of dynamic humans have. Meanwhile their teacher looks on with amusement.

....

"Oh my stars I am SO SORRY! Thank you so much human Kim!! I swear I thought I grabbed them when I brought their bags with me!" stressed the parent hugging her children with two arms while shaking the humans hands with the other two.

"No worries!" she smiled.

"And kids, I'm so sorry! You must be starving!"

"Oh I gave them some food, so they might not be that hungry. Also Judo had lots of water so he may want to use the bathroom first."

"Oh, how much do we owe you?"

"Sorry?"

"How much do we have to give you to replace the food and water they had?"

"Uh nothing?"

"...huh?"

"They were hungry and thirsty and I just did what any other adult-human! Would do...it's a human thing."

"....alright then. Thank you very much human Kim. Come along children."

And thus the younglings and adults learned what dynamic type the humans have. The human type. Which is honestly pretty stupid to the adults because just giving food to unknown children who aren't even their species? Are they trying to go extinct??

[caemidraws]

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[alexisberry413]

i ughh i lost it

[elizabeth-mitchells]

thinking about how tai didn't want to come out in the wilderness to avoid "drama" and then five minutes later she finds out that shauna is pregnant with jackie's boyfriend's baby and she just goes

[genericpuff]

What's your name from? I always thought it was the Powerpuff girls for some reason. Like the fourth powerpuff.

that's it, that's the joke, it's just from a family guy still that i used for a comic name once like 10 years ago and then brought back from the dead when i needed an alt name for my covert shitposting LMAO i wish i had a cooler answer for you but alas

[lacyscabinet]

[lover-of-skellies]

Alright, so. Nightmare is made of goop. We know this. If the animation of the goop and his body structure in Underverse is anything to go by, the goop is a thick, viscous fluid (?) of sorts

In theory, does that mean it has a boiling temperature/point? Could he evaporate if left in a high enough temperature environment for too long? If he's boiled down and water was added, would it change the consistency of the goop, or would the two refuse to mix, like oil with water? If the goop was watered down enough, could it be safely consumed? What if I froze it and wanted to eat it like a popsicle or ice cream?

[alienoresimagines]

Bucky(texting Buck): sends a voice message Buck (texting back): I’m a little busy, is it urgent? Bucky: No, don’t worry, just listen later. Later Buck: presses play Bucky (voice message): THERE’S A FIRE- (Curt screaming in the background)