#left unsupervised

[icollectfunnyquotes]

Cody if you don’t want to be a furry, get over here

…

guys, what furry do we think Cody should be? I think you’ll make a pretty great wolf

[see-arcane]

Harding, left the room for 0.02 seconds: "Finished the monster check and the girls are in bed, so where were we--"

The Hutters, in the middle of his foyer:

Harding: ...

The servants, with their watches out: "They haven't stopped to breathe yet. We've got a crowbar to get them apart if they start turning blue."

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 109

“What the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck-” Tim chanted to himself, looking down at his cup of tea in betrayal. Was he hallucinating, had he been drugged with something? He had slept last night! 

Yet there in their own Lazarus Pit, the one in the cave not the giant one somewhere under the rest of Gotham, was a literal baby, looking just as surprised as he was. Of course that didn’t last, and its face scrunched up as it started to cry, which was his first hint that no, this was not in fact a hallucination. 

 There was a pit baby in the Lazarus pool. 

. . .

 There was a pit baby in the Lazarus pool. 

OH FUCK, there was a pit baby in the freaking Lazarus pool- 

[anyacrypha]

She has a point, you know

[ash-and-starlight]

and with these two last entries my @zukkathirst weekend draws to an end, thank you so so much for the enthusiasm and partecipation on this event <33 you can find the full pics 💦👅👉 HERE also the second pic is inspired by @ranilla-bean's showstopping fic "In Flammam Flammas", i highly recommend giving it a read if you havent already (... or a re-read if u have!)

and here's my bingo filled out dkfjg

i think those two columns could win me at LEAST a new moka

[fern--theplant]

fuck it. komahina gingerbread cookies

[miximyx]

from last nights session

[genericpuff]

What's your name from? I always thought it was the Powerpuff girls for some reason. Like the fourth powerpuff.

that's it, that's the joke, it's just from a family guy still that i used for a comic name once like 10 years ago and then brought back from the dead when i needed an alt name for my covert shitposting LMAO i wish i had a cooler answer for you but alas

[dr-retard]

Faggot neighbor called the cops for a kid walking to the store, and people wonder why kids don't go outside and play like they used it

[yukennico]

had this in mind for a while

[elizabeth-mitchells]

thinking about how tai didn't want to come out in the wilderness to avoid "drama" and then five minutes later she finds out that shauna is pregnant with jackie's boyfriend's baby and she just goes

[argoncrystal18]

[stubz]

"Teacher Kim can my friends come over into the centre?"

"Sorry bud but they're not part of the centre so I'm not allowed."

.

"Teacher Kim can Fleet have some of the treats?"

"I really wish I could but since they're not part of the centre and Max really doesn't want another incident I can't."

..

"I wish Teacher Kim would let us bring you guys in." grumbled the youngling.

The others groaned in agreement.

"Okay kids time to come in! The suns are too hot now and it's time to eat!"

The children walk begrudgingly towards the centre through the tall orange grass. The suns on this planet were so hot that even the children didn't complain when it was time to go back inside.

The ones part of the youngling centre made their way inside, waving goodbye to their friends who were not.

"..five, seven, aannd ten! Wow small group today." The human turned to head inside with the younglings when they realized something.

"...where are your parents?"

"Ours or Quin's?"

"Everyone's."

"They're in a meeting."

"Where?"

"On the ship." Juno pointed up.

"Do you know how long they'll be gone."

"I don't know. They left in a hurry...I think they forgot us."

"...get in." the human sighed and walked inside.

"REALLY!?" screamed the children.

"Teacher Kim you said that kids who aren't part of the centre can't come in!"

"I know I know and they're not! But I can't just leave three unsupervised kids out in this heat! Now get in, its hot and Quin your face is redder than usual."

...

"You get water, you get water, everybody gets water! Now who's hungry?"

Hands go up.

"So everyone. Alrighty then."

"Why is she letting us have water and food?" whispered Quin.

"I don't know...maybe it's a apex thing?" whispered back Juno. Her little brother simply chugged his third cup of water.

"Not an apex thing," replied Xw. "I think it's a pack thing?"

"Not a pack thing!" shouted Nova. "Most packs only share food with babies and the sick. Its a herd thing."

"Nope." said Marl.

"Herds only share with those who are family or have family status." explained Tarlak.

And on went the conversation. Each child trying to figure out what type of dynamic humans have. Meanwhile their teacher looks on with amusement.

....

"Oh my stars I am SO SORRY! Thank you so much human Kim!! I swear I thought I grabbed them when I brought their bags with me!" stressed the parent hugging her children with two arms while shaking the humans hands with the other two.

"No worries!" she smiled.

"And kids, I'm so sorry! You must be starving!"

"Oh I gave them some food, so they might not be that hungry. Also Judo had lots of water so he may want to use the bathroom first."

"Oh, how much do we owe you?"

"Sorry?"

"How much do we have to give you to replace the food and water they had?"

"Uh nothing?"

"...huh?"

"They were hungry and thirsty and I just did what any other adult-human! Would do...it's a human thing."

"....alright then. Thank you very much human Kim. Come along children."

And thus the younglings and adults learned what dynamic type the humans have. The human type. Which is honestly pretty stupid to the adults because just giving food to unknown children who aren't even their species? Are they trying to go extinct??

[caemidraws]

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[alexisberry413]

i ughh i lost it

[lifeisstrange-incorrectquotes]

Chloe: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.

Max: Wasn’t Rachel with you?

Rachel: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.