#lee!striker

[cloudysfluffs]

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[thatcheesyler]

Working on a lee!Striker, lers!Fizzarolli and Blitzø fic, so uh..lmk what you think so far 🫠

Just Clownin' Around (WIP)

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Some say that singing a whole ‘fuck you’ song to your boss and then quitting your job while saying goodbye in a surprisingly good impression of your boss's accent might not be the best thing for one's mental health. But why should Fizzarolli care? He's thriving in Hell with his huge boyfriend and rekindled childhood friend, for fuck's sake.

Anyway, since the whole thing with Mammon, Fizzarolli had a bit of a thirst for more revenge gnawing at the back of his mind, thinking about all of his and Blitzø's shared enemies, and how much he'd like to see them bleed. Of course, when he told Blitzø about this vengeful fantasy of his, the other imp was more than enthused about getting some sweet, sweet payback. After all, Blitzø's company had been a bit short of the thrill of homicide lately, anyway.

So it was settled, the two imps would meet up at a bar and discuss the finer details.

-Lil’ time skip-

“Hmm…but which one do you think deserves to be hunted first? Striker, or Crimson?” Fizz asked, taking a sip from the straw in his glass of Beelzejuice. “Well, Crimson may be a bit off limits anyway, Mox probably wouldn't want his big daddy to get hurt unless it was by his doing.” Answered Blitzø, absentmindedly tracing one of his fingers along the cracks in the wooden bar counter top.

So that just left Striker…”But, that western cocksucker is most likely the only thing stopping Stella from killing Stolas herself. Plus, I promised Loony that I wouldn't kill anyone today because it’s her birthday.” He continued, going silent for a while, just in case Fizz was brainstorming and didn't want to be interrupted. And apparently, he was.

“..Wait, he's super self-confident. Which means, all we have to do is exploit a weakness that's embarrassing enough to catch him off guard, and threaten to blackmail him with it. Right?” It wasn't a terrible idea. But, what the hell kind of a weakness would have such an effect on a guy like Striker?

Contemplating his inquiry, Blitzø skimmed through his memories with Fizz, trying to pinpoint any specific events that involved embarrassing weaknesses that an imp would have..and wouldn't you know it, the murderous imp finally came up with a reasonable suggestion.

“Ey, Fizz, remember when we'd have those stupid dares where we'd take turns in watching each other perform, and then point out any flaws afterwards by..tickling the other person in a way that accommodates to those flaws?” Blitzø commented, smiling slightly at the fond memory, but a little flustered about the topic as he was usually the more flawed one when performing. Thankfully though, the other imp only really picked up on the main idea that he was putting down, a wry smirk now building up on his face at the thought of using this against Striker.

“It's perfect! We won't hurt Striker, but if we record him being humiliated like that, we could threaten him with the blackmail of posting the video!” Fizz replied cheerfully, slamming down a $10 bill on the counter before gripping Blitzø's arm and yanking him out of the bar. Fizz dragged him eagerly all the way down to the Wrath ring, ignoring the whiny protests that spewed from his friend's mouth like gunfire and instead focusing on tracking down Striker, while keeping his phone safe so that they can record the whole ordeal when it happens.

Sure enough, the two eventually stumbled into the weird cavern that Striker called his home, making sure to keep quiet as they leapt behind the nearest boulder. Breathing out groans of pain between whistling a casual tune, the cowboy in question was currently standing near the unrealistic statue of himself and cleaning up his burn wounds from when he tried (and failed) to kill Fizz.

“Hey, you think you can do that introduction thing that Robo Fizz did? It might be fun.” Blitzø whispered to his friend, who, in response, nodded and took a deep but silent breath.

“Hiya kids, it's me, the lovable Fizzarolli!” Fizz started, jumping up onto the boulder they were hiding behind and watching as his voice startled Striker a little.

“Say, would anyone here like to play a game with me?! It'll be so fun, I can guarantee it!” While the cowboy demon scowled and reached for his angelic gun, Blitzø shot a bullet of his own towards said gun, making it inaccessible as the two former clowns suddenly launched at him.

It took quite a hassle, but eventually they managed to pin Striker to the same part of the train tracks that Stolas had been restrained against a while ago. They then tied his arms down either side of his head with his own angelic rope, doing the same for his legs and tail. “You two fuckass clowns ain't gettin’ away with this. I will get my vengeance, just you little fellas wait..” Striker sneered, allowing a brief dark chuckle to sleep through his teeth afterwards. To which Fizz and Blitzø both looked at each other with unbothered expressions.

Setting up his phone on a nearby rock, Fizz pressed the ‘record’ button and began speaking like the whole thing was a vlog.

“Hey there, all you imps, sinners, overlords and deadly sins! Today, we have a very western guest with us. Say hi, Striker!” Fizz announced, moving out of the way so that the recording showed a clear view of the cowboy, bound helplessly to abandoned train tracks and frowning spitefully all the while.

“Go fuck yourself.” Was the only thing that Striker planned to say for most of this. Unfortunately, things never seem to go according to plan for him. “Only off camera. Now let's get down to business, shall we?” Blitzø responded, smiling along with the other clown imp.

“You're a selfish bitch that only cares about money. Understandable, however, fucking up my only ticket to the human world and then also trying to kill my friend, that's not as excusable. So, we're gonna return your ‘favour’ by humiliating you and then blackmailing you with the recording of it. Sound good? Good!”

Before Striker had gotten a chance to respond, Fizz had started talking again, reverting back to his show voice for this next part.

“Earlier I asked if you wanna play a game. And now, we're gonna play whether you like it or not! The game is called...’Don't Laugh’~!” Upon saying the name of the game, Fizz lifted his robot arms up to shoulder height and bent his fingers into claws, wiggling them simultaneously to give a hint as to what was about to happen, with a shit-eating grin on his face the whole time.

The cowboy tensed, it was subtle but it was noticed, now slightly struggling against his binds as the reality of this ‘game’ began to fully sink in. “Oh you gotta be fuckin’ kiddin’ me..” Striker murmured, feeling a few butterflies swarm in his stomach, something that had rarely ever occurred before. He despised the way the sensation affected him, making his body twitch in anticipation whenever someone made even the smallest movement, making him feel vulnerable, making him feel weak.

“Tch, and what kinda sick pleasure will it bring ya this time? Y'know, since everythin’ appears to be a sex thing with you two.” He remarked with a tiny smirk, clearly aiming to piss them off some more, despite his better judgment and the fact that it was just going to make everything worse for him.

Dammit, even those weird ass mini singing imps were here to watch.

His attention was yanked away, however, as Blitzø's hand then reached out towards him, and he tensed up once more, instinctively sucking his stomach in. But, the imp merely grabbed the cowboy's hat and placed it on his own head, earning a ‘seriously?’ look from both of the other demons, and an extra eye roll from Striker, who was getting fed up with this. But then Fizz's voice sounded out again, still speaking as if the whole thing was a scripted performance. “Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, it's time for the game to start! Alright cowboy, are you ready?!”

“Listen, I don’ know what you jester twinks are plannin’ to accomplish with this, but I can assure ya, you ain’t gon’ pull a stunt like this again once I get my reve-HENGE!!” Striker's threat was abruptly cut off by the overwhelming sensation of a robotic hand squeezing his side experimentally, his voice raising up to a slightly embarrassing high pitched tone as this happened.

The cowboy attempted to recover by clearing his throat and forcing back the anticipatory nervous smile, refusing to let his captors feel like they were winning. Said captors, however, now adorned ear-splitting smirks that caused the butterflies in Striker's stomach to temporarily double, a few more harsh tugs being acted out on the angelic restraints. “I said ‘are you ready?’, not ‘bore us with monologue’. But still, at least people on Sinstagram will enjoy the bickering. But seriously, don't laugh!” Fizz replied smugly, refocusing his attention on the imp's outfit.

There were a few scorch marks on his shirt that didn't burn through the fabric, so of course, Fizz decided to fuck around a bit and trace ever so gently over those marks, relishing in the way it made Striker flinch and gasp quietly. Yet, his resolve held true, the scowl on the cowboy's face didn't budge, but not did the angelic rope, unfortunately for him.

“Alright it's my turn, move over bitch!” Blitzø demanded, playfully shoving his friend out of the way and cracking his knuckles, before starting to spider his fingers along Striker's sides. This time, it resulted in a wobbly grin showing through for just over a millisecond, the ticklish sensation making Striker wriggle away from the pursuing hands with a bit of desperation.

[stressed-and-fluff-obsessed]

I lost the request but I believe an anon asked for a Striker tickle fic from Helluva so I deliver!

I took a gamble on the Lee and Ler (it wasn’t specified) so I’m sorry if I got it wrong 😭

Sweet Revenge

Summary: Blitzø gets payback on Striker for birdnapping and hurting Stolas

C.W: Swearing, incredibly rushed 😭

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“He can get hurt..?” Blitz murmured as he, Mille, Moxxie, and Loona watched Stolas get carried into the clinic on a stretcher. “Yes sir we found him severely injured in Striker’s hideout.” Moxxie remarked and quickly Blitz’s face became angry.

“He did that to Stolas?” Blitz repeated, not sure if he heard Moxxie correctly but his suspicions were confirmed when Moxxie nodded, “Will he be okay?” Mille questioned a doctor who walked outside.

“His Majesty should be just fine, he just needs to stay here for a few weeks to recover.” The doctor replied and all four of them let out an audible sigh of relief. “Thank you sir!” Mille told him and he bowed before walking back inside.

“Thank goodness he’ll be okay.” Mille remarked and the others nodded before Blitz started walking towards the hospital. “Where are you going sir?” Moxxie asked him, jogging to catch up with him. “I’m going to visit Stolas you guys wait here.” Blitz told them and Moxxie halted his jogging, watching the other imp disappear inside.

“Hey lady.” Blitz called to the front desk receptionist who looked up from her computer. “Yes sir how can I help you?” The woman asked him as he reached her counter.

“I’d like to visit Prince Stolas mind telling me what room he’s in?” Blitz asked her and she nodded, turning back to her computer and typing in a few things before returning her gaze to him with a smile.

“His Majesty is in room 213.” She told him and he began walking away, “Thanks lady.” Blitz told her over his shoulder, starting for the elevator. Once inside a few other demons joined him and he pressed the button for floor two and they ascended.

Once they reached the floor Blitz stepped out and wandered down the hall until he located room 213. He creaked open the door and nearly gasped as he saw Stolas’ fragile frame wrapped in bandages and hunched over in the hospital bed but once he heard the door open he looked up and his face brightened.

“Blitzyy!” Stolas chirped and Blitz rolled his eyes before entering the room and shutting the door behind him. “How’re you feeling dumbass?” Blitz asked Stolas as he waved his hand and the room brightened.

“Quite well I’m just happy I managed to survive.” Stolas replied and Blitz nodded. “What all did that cowboy prick do to you?” Blitz asked him and he placed a hand on his beak in thought then he started rattling off all the things Striker did to him and by the end of it Blitz looked livid.

“Oh would you look at that Moxxie’s calling I gotta hit the road hope you feel better Stolas!” Blitz called over his shoulder, hearing a goodbye from the prince as he exited, shutting the door behind him.

After leaving the hospital room Blitz marched down the hallway, into the elevator, down the elevator, through the lobby and out the doors where Mille, Moxxie and Loona were still waiting.

“So how’d it go is he okay?” Mille asked him, jumping up but quickly halting as she saw the look on his face. “Oh he’s fine. It’s Striker who’s not going to be. Get in.” Blitz snapped at them and they all piled into the van and took off back towards the I.M.P headquarters.

“What happened sir?” Moxxie spoke up but Blitz kept his eyes trained on the road, a furious expression on his face. “Stolas told me what the bastard did to him and let me tell you Moxx I’m going to make him pay.” Blitz replied and Moxxie quickly understood, settling back in his seat.

“What did the cowboy dude even do to make you this mad?” Loona piped up and Blitz explained everything just as Stolas had to him on the way and by the time they got back to the headquarters everyone’s mouths were hanging open with that same angry look on their faces.

“Oh no one messes with His Majesty and gets away with it.” Mille snapped, cracking her knuckles but Blitz held up a hand. “As much as I appreciate it Millie Striker knows me best from the last time we met so I think I have to deal with this on my own.” Blitz remarked, leaving the van and walking towards the building with everyone in tow.

“Now wait just a minute Blitz you can’t just rush in there blindly you need to come up with a plan first.” Loona reminded him and he spun on a heel to look at her and snapped his fingers. “Oh you’re right Loony thank you!” Blitz told her and she rolled her eyes, going on her phone.

Back inside of the building Blitz immediately went to his desk and gathered up a pen and some paper and rushed over to sit Mille and Moxxie on the couch before sitting across from them.

“Okay you two I’m going to need your help here. You guys faced Striker how does this son of a bitch fight?” Blitz asked them and they exchanged glances before thinking for a moment.

“Well sir Striker is very fast.” Moxxie noted and nearly began laughing at the aggressive pen scribbling he heard. “Oh and he is good with weaponry.” Millie piped up, smirking at the same aggressive pen scribbling. “Okay what else?” Blitz asked them, tail snapping in agitation as he practically interrogated them.

“Hmm..” Millie thought for a moment before snapping her fingers in realization, “Striker’s tail is strong and it’s got spikes on it so steer clear of his tail.” Millie told Blitz and the imp jotted that down as well. “Got it thanks you two!” Blitz called over his shoulder as he stood and rushed into his office.

Time for some planning.

~*~

Now at the Royal Palace apparently Stella had somehow overheard Stolas’s and Blitz’s conversation and now she knew what Blitz was going to do so she called Striker.

“Pick up the phone damnit.” Stella swore but after the second ring the line picked up and a heavy accented southern voice came from the other line.

“Hello?” Striker spoke from the other line, “What took you so damn long to pick up?!” Stella shouted at him and she heard the imp audibly sigh. “My apologies ma’am I was busy dealing with another ‘client’ what do you need?” Striker asked her and she started chuckling.

“You best be careful imp boy I overheard my “husband” and his imp talking about you, they’re plotting against you because of what happened to Stolas so I would advise being careful.” Stella told him and the line was silent for a moment before he spoke again, “Will do thanks for the heads up.” Striker told her and she scoffed.

“Yeah yeah just take care of that other imp, I’m counting on you.” Stella snapped at him and the line went dead. Guess we’ll see what happens.

~*~

Back at the I.M.P headquarters Blitz sat in his office racking his brain for ideas, by now the trash can in the corner of the room was full of balled up pieces of paper and still the imp had no ideas.

Blitz reviewed the information that Moxxie and Millie had given him and so far it’d gotten him nowhere. The part he was stuck at was that Striker is fast, and Blitz isn’t really the sharpest tool in the shed so what could he do without getting his ass handed to him?

Mille had also noted that Striker had spikes on his tail and he hummed thoughtfully before bringing his tail in front of him with a thought. Last time he fought Striker he heard rattling from him and slight hissing so Striker resembled a rattlesnake, how did they fight?

Blitz knew that he didn’t fully resemble a rattlesnake and Striker fought with g*ns but that was his problem. He’s seen how well Striker could fight with a g*n and he just didn’t have that level of experience and getting k!lled was not on his agenda today.

Then Blitz got an idea, he was going to go visit Stolas again to see if he could get anymore information out of him and then go to the Wrath Ring to maybe get something to help prepare him, maybe like some armor or something.

Standing up from his desk with a new idea Blitz kicked down his door catching the attention of the rest of the I.M.P. “I have an idea motherfuckers! I’ll be back with some revenge but until then Moxxie don’t be a disappointment for once and hold down the fort for me!” Blitz called over his shoulder and nearly started laughing at the look on Moxxie’s face as he left the building.

Now out of the building Blitz then got in the van and drove down to the hospital, arriving there a few minutes later and walking inside like he owned the place, tail swishing behind him as he walked towards the elevator.

Once he again reached the second floor he opened the door to Stolas’ room and caught the owl’s attention. “Heya Stolas.” Blitz remarked, sauntering over and sitting in a nearby chair. “Hello Blitz!” Stolas chirped, “What brings you back here?” He finished, tail flicking behind him.

“I need your help, I need you to tell me what Striker uses and how to take him down.” Blitz replied, pulling out a pen and notepad from seemingly nowhere. Stolas hummed in thought, placing a hand on his beak for a moment before turning to look at Blitz again.

“Well I do know he doesn’t play fair at all and he has this magic-disabling rope.” Stolas told the imp and the regular furious pen scratching returned before he looked back up, “I also know that he’s working for my scum of a ‘wife’” Stolas grumbled, angry raven chitters escaping him at the mention of Stella.

“Is that all?” Blitz spoke up, snapping Stolas out of his annoyed state and he thought for a moment before answering. “Yes I believe so, if you go to fight him please do be careful.” Stolas told the imp and he waved the owl off, “Yeah yeah I will thanks Stolas!” Blitz called over his shoulder, leaving the hospital room and shutting the door behind him.

Now having most of the information he needed Blitz now had one goal. Get to the Wrath Ring and find something that could help him take down Striker.

Blitz walked down the hall, into and down the elevator and out the doors of the clinic to get in the van and make his way down to the train station.

It was a bit of a drive but it would take him to the Wrath Ring so he didn’t really mind. Once there he parked the van and walked up to the navigation sign, locating the direction in which to go for Wrath and heading that way, just making it onto the train before it left.

Blitz found his spot on the train and sat down, the Wrath Ring was about a 15 minute train ride so he settled and looked out the window. “The hell are you looking at lady?” Blitz snapped at a random demon just staring at him but she averted her gaze when he snapped at her.

Now all he could do was wait for the train to arrive, but until then he could plan.

~*~

“The Wrath Ring?!” Striker snapped at Stella over the phone who’d just told him about Blitz’s plan, tail snapping angrily behind him. “That’s what I told you is it not?!” Stella shouted back at him and he regained his composure before speaking to her again.

“Yes ma’am my apologies for the outburst it’s just not what I expected.” Striker told her, adopting a more formal tone with her which she scoffed at.

“That’s what I thought, take care of that imp or you’ll be next.” Stella threatened him and he groaned inwardly, he did not have time for her petty shenanigans but nevertheless he nodded and answered. “Yes ma’am consider it done.” Striker told her and hung up the phone, let’s see how long it would take this imp to arrive.

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Now in the Wrath Ring since the train had arrived just moments before Blitz wandered down the streets of the city, looking for some kind of armory shop and was pleased to have found one almost immediately, walking in and being greeted by the shopowner.

“Hello imp what brings you to my fine establishment today?” The shopkeeper asked him and he stared at the owner, “I’m looking for some armor. Something strong, something protective.” Blitz told him and he snickered a little.

“Ahh well I have just the thing for you, come this way.” The shopkeeper crooned, leading Blitz to the back where he showed him a large armor set engraved with steel. “Oooh yeah I’ll take that!” Blitz grinned at the armor, purchasing it from the shop and leaving back towards the train station.

Blitz arrived at the train station a few minutes later but not without a couple scratches from some demons wanting to start a fight with him but this is the Wrath Ring what could he expect.

Once the train began boarding once more back to the Pride Ring Blitz got on and quickly found a seat to the long ride back to the Ring. This would be over shortly.

Back in the Pride Ring Blitz stepped off the train and located his van, stepping in and driving back to the I.M.P headquarters with his new armor.

His plan was to head to the headquarters first to show everyone and get ready and then head over to where Striker hid out, Stolas had given him directions when he’d visited the owl so getting there shouldn’t be a problem.

Blitz drove for a bit before returning to the building, going inside and up the stairs before kicking down the door catching Millie, Moxxie and Loona’s attention. “Oh nice this place isn’t on fire nice job Moxxie.” Blitz remarked, walking in and placing the case which held the armor on the couch.

“Thank you sir but what is that?” Moxxie questioned and Blitz grinned. “This Moxx is going to be what helps me take down that cowboy asshole.” Blitz replied and opened the case before taking the armor out to show him. Moxxie grinned upon seeing the set as Blitz put it away again.

“Oh you have to let me use that sometime in the future sir!” Moxxie exclaimed, tail swishing excitedly behind him and Blitz grinned, “I don’t know maybe I will.” Blitz told him and left towards his office, shutting the door and re-emerging a few moments later covered in his new armor and looking ready to go.

“Please be careful Blitz.” Millie told him and he smiled, “When am I ever not careful Millie? I’ll be fine.” Blitz told her, casting a look over his shoulder before walking out of the now just doorframe of the building and down to the van.

Now that he was ready to go face Striker he climbed in his van, double checking that he had everything before pulling out of the parking lot and driving away, “What the hell am I supposed to do once I get there? Stolas said this son of a bitch doesn’t play fair.” Blitz muttered to himself as he drove, reciting and attempting to remember the directions given to him.

“Meh I’ll be fine I’ll just wing it.” Blitz grinned to himself and continued driving, this couldn’t end well…

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Checking back in with Striker he apparently was laying out all his items in preparation for Blitz’s visit. Striker stood after laying his things out, looking at them. “Oh yeah this oughta do it.” Striker muttered to himself, admiring the trinkets when his phone rang.

His golden gaze wandered over to where his phone sat ringing on a crate, tail flicking curiously as he wandered closer and let out a deadbeat sigh and picked up the phone, answering it and flinching away at the shrilly voice that echoed from the other side.

“WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG TO PICK UP?!?!” Stella’s voice screeched from the other line and Striker sighed, “My apologies Your Highness I was preparing for Blitzø’s ‘visit’ what did you need?” Striker asked her, gaining his composure and using that same formal tone with her.

She scoffed before answering him making the snake facepalm. “The imp is on his way so make sure you are prepared Striker. I’m counting on you.” Stella snapped from the other end and he could practically hear her dainty feathers ruffling in indifference on the other end, “Yes ma’am consider it done.” Striker replied and she harrumphed before the line went dead.

What was he going to do with her.

~*~

Back with Blitz he was nearly there by now, driving the black van through the rocky terrain of the desert, Striker’s hideout was maybe around 10 minutes away and this was when Blitz started to worry.

“What if I don’t win this fight? What if he beats me and I can’t get back to Millie, Moxxie or my Loony?” Blitz muttered to himself, curling his tail around his leg as he drove but then shook himself out of his thoughts.

“No I’m the leader of the I.M.P and even though Striker claims to be the best assassin in the Wrath Ring I can beat him can’t I..?” Blitz trailed off but still keeping his eyes trained on the road.

“Come on Blitz stop thinking like this you’re going to win.” Blitz reprimanded himself and through at that muttering to himself he’d realized that he arrived. He was sitting in his van at the foot of Striker’s cave.

With a nervous breath he stepped out to the van and went to the foot of the cave, taking deep breaths as he walked as he reached the foot of the cave and was surprised to see a…minecart?

Blitz noticed that the minecart was on a rail that lead further into the cave so after staring at it a moment longer he reluctantly climbed into the cart, curling his tail around himself once more as the minecart jostled and took off down the rickety rail.

Blitz noticed that there were gaps in the rail and it worried him for a moment until he noticed that the minecart could jump the gaps and he settled until a few minutes later when the minecart hit the ground with a crash and he tumbled out of it.

“Oww!” Blitz exclaimed, standing up and brushing himself off before taking in his surroundings, he was in a cave with some discarded rails and signs everywhere.

“Bout time you showed up.” A deep southern voice spoke from the shadows and Blitz whipped around, looking for the source of the voice when his gaze landed on a pair of golden yellow eyes staring back at him.

The eyes then stepped out of the shadows and revealed the person Blitz had come here for all along. “Blitzø.” Striker smirked, tipping his hat to the other imp who sneered, tail snapping behind him, “The ø is silent asshole!” Blitz snarked at Striker but the cowboy waved him off.

“Yeah yeah you think I care about that? You didn’t come here to chit chat.” Striker remarked, pulling his hat off as Blitz used this opportunity, rushing forward and aiming for the jugular but Striker jumped out of the way and flipped Blitz off.

“Oh you son of a bitch.” Blitz snarled at Striker, flipping the other imp off just as he had done to Blitz “I’m going to get revenge on you for Stolas!” Blitz yelled at Striker from across the cave, Striker on the other hand just grinned and readied himself in a battle stance.

“Well then if you’re here for that then quit your standin around and actually fight me!” Striker exclaimed and just like that the first attack was served.

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Fight over and now on the ground, Blitz had Striker flat in his back on the ground, the smaller imp pinning the bigger down with his forearm pressed against his throat and the other arm lay on the ground. Striker’s tail had stabbed him in the back of the leg and his arms were planted firmly on the ground trying to sit up and get away but Blitz kept him down and unmoving.

“This…ends now..bitch!” Blitz exclaimed and was getting ready to deal the blow but unfortunately and fortunately for Striker Blitz had placed one of his hands and pressed down on Striker’s ribs for support and Striker’s tail had dislodged itself from Blitz and snapped in the air along with a slight hiss, his breath hitched as well and Blitz paused, staring at him with both confusion and curiosity whereas Striker looked mortified, hoping that Blitz wouldn’t catch onto what harbored that reaction.

“Well aren’t you gonna kill me?!” Striker snapped and Blitz removed his forearm much to Striker’s surprise and Blitz grinned, “Now wait a minute hotshot what was that?” Blitz asked him and Striker snarled, “Nothin now if you won’t kill me then let me go!” Striker’s voice caught in his throat with another quiet hiss as Blitz pressed down on his ribs agin and the imp’s face broke out into a wide smirk.

“Ohoho what have we here?” Blitz snarked and Striker’s tail began rattling, “I don’t know what the fuck you are talking about but you better release me right now!” Striker snapped at Blitz and he tsked, “Oh no don’t play stupid with me ive seen this multiple times you’re not foolin anyone.” Blitz grinned and started actually attacking Striker’s ribs this time, scribbling and scratching over them and the older’s response died on his tongue as Blitz did so.

“F-Fuck ohoff!” Striker snapped at Blitz, clamping his mouth shut to avoid any of these ridiculous noises coming out of his mouth. Why him he’s supposed to be a skilled and dangerous assassin! Yet here he was, lying on the floor of his own cave being tickled and unable to move.

“Somethin wrong hotshot? Snake got your tongue~?” Blitz taunted Striker whose tail snapped in response. “Oh fuck yohou!” Striker snapped and Blitz chuckled in response, lifting himself from his earlier position and scribbling over Striker’s stomach making the other curl up, tail swishing and rattling in response.

“You enjoyin this big guy?” Blitz grinned and Striker flipped him off, trying to will his tail to stop moving but it wasn’t working so he settled with wrapping it around his leg but the tip still twitched much to his dismay. Then Blitz got an idea, the imp eyed the spines sticking out of Striker’s tail and reached out one hand to trace over them while the other hand stayed on his stomach, that’s what finally broke him.

His tail unfurled itself from his leg and started flicking at the touch as uncharacteristic giggles poured out of the other. “Fuhuhuhuck you leheheheave my tahahahail alohohone!” Striker snapped at Blitz and the imp shot him a smirk.

“Oh does this bother you?” Blitz taunted him, scratching gently at the space around the spines and Striker’s laughter picked up. “Yehehehes hahahahands ohohoff!” Striker snapped at Blitz who only waved his finger in Striker’s face before taking his hand away from his tail and worming both hands under the assassin’s arms causing him to kick, laughter picking up significantly as small hisses began making their way into his giggly speech.

“Sssstohohohop alreheheheady!” Striker snickered, face heating up at what just happened as Blitz paused for a moment. “Wait just a damn minute…you hiss when being tickled??” Blitz grinned and Striker averted his gaze with a middle finger, “Let me hear that again!” Blitz remarked and Striker’s eyes widened as he held his arms out in front of him but that gave Blitz an opportunity and he dug into Striker’s underarms as the cowboy jerked and slammed his arms down.

“Blihihihitzzzø!” Striker hissed and laughed harder as Blitz dug in harder, “The Ø is silent asshole!” Blitz grinned as Striker laughed harder at the mock-offended remark. “Ihihi dohohohon’t gihihive a ssssshihihihit!!” Striker snapped back through his laughter and Blitz started laughing as well because of the hissing.

“Thahat hissing is awesome dude!” Blitz remarked and Striker flipped him off again. “Well that’s not very nice is it?” Blitz remarked, taking his hands away from Striker’s underarms and moving them higher to the base of his horns, scratching gently at the space there and Striker tried batting the offending hands away but Blitz wouldn’t let him.

“Good spot hotshot?” Blitz grinned as Striker’s laughter died down to giggles but they still stayed strong. “Sssshuhuhut the fuhuhuhuck uhuhup!” Striker hissed but Blitz moved back down to scribble over his sides and Striker’s laughter picked up again.

“Well there is a way you can get out of this alive.” Blitz hummed, over exaggerating it and nearly laughing when Striker’s eyes flew open. “Tehehell mehehehe!” Striker demanded and Blitz made a show with his hands, momentarily pulling away to allow the imp to hear what he had to say.

“Here’s the thing. I want you to take back what you did and apologize to me about what you did to Stolas.” Blitz replied and Striker’s gaze hardened. “No..wahay.” Striker snapped at Blitz and he raised a brow.

“You sure bout that asshole? I could let you go now if you apologize before things get loud~” Blitz taunted and Striker’s eyes narrowed in suspicion before snapping back, “No. Way.” Striker snarled at Blitz shrugged, “Suit yourself!” Blitz chirped before snaking his hands behind Striker and using his claws to scribble over Striker’s back.

Immediately Striker’s eyes widened at the new feeling and he bucked before bursting out laughing, Blitz obviously finding his worst spot. “HOHOHOW IN THEHE HEHEHELL?!” Striker still managed to sound confused through his hysterics and Blitz shrugged, moving up to Striker’s upper back making him curl up.

“This is the spot you were trying so hard to protect when I started this, don’t be so obvious next time.” Blitz replied so casual which somehow made Striker laugh even harder. “OHOHOHO FUHUHUHUCK YOHOHOU LEHEHET ME GOHOHO!!” Striker screeched and Blitz grinned.

“Not till you apologize!” Blitz chirped and Striker flipped him off for what felt like the hundredth time that day, “JUHUHUHUST LEHEHET ME GOHOHO DAHAHAMNIT!!” Striker snapped and Blitz shifted down to his lower back, skittering over the skin there and around his now swishing tail, that’s what finally broke him.

“OHOKAHAHAY YOU AHAHASS YOU WIHIHIN IM SOHOHORRY JUHUHUST LAHAHAY OHOHOFF THE TAHAHAHAIL!!” Striker cackled as Blitz had now begun skittering over his tail with his claws but quickly pulled away and stood up upon hearing the apology.

“See now that wasn’t so hard was it?” Blitz teased Striker and he snarled, tail still swishing from a few minutes ago as he let out the residual giggles and caught his breath. Striker then flipped Blitz off again and imp chuckled.

“Yeah yeah you’ve shown me that like 5 times today, really gotta be going tho, see ya bitch!” Blitz called as he somehow made his exit from the cave leaving Striker with one thought.

What was he gonna tell Stella?

~*~

About 25 minutes later back at the I.M.P headquarters Blitz walked through the door and collapsed on the couch with a sigh. “So how’d it go? Did you beat him?” Millie asked Blitz, her, Moxxie and Loona gathering around the couch to hear Blitz’s response.

“Oh yeah I kicked his ass, in a bit of a unique way though but I can say that that asshole likely won’t be messing with us again anytime soon.” Blitz told them and Moxxie spoke up, “What did you do to him?” Moxxie asked him and Blitz waved him off.

“You know Moxx a business leader should never reveal their plans.” Blitz told him and he heard Moxxie’s halfhearted whines of “Come on tell me!” But he drowned those out and relaxed knowing that he’d been the one to take that prick down a few pegs.

(Woah long one again I know there wasn’t a setting in the Wrath Ring yet but I just figured that’s how an interaction in that ring would go but hope you enjoyed! ^^’)

[gaybananabread]

Striker from helluva boss secretly super ticklish 😜

⌖🐎Striker Tkl Headcanons🥃

~Ooooh absolutely! I love it when the strong, stoic character is a walking tickle-spot. Totally not using this as an excuse to torment the cowboy whaaaaat (* °ヮ° *). No but I’ve been wanting to write more for HB, so maybe this’ll be my gateway excuse. I promise I’m working on stuff, I’m just slow. Thanks for the request!~

General:

On the surface, seems to hate tickling

Changes the subject, brushes off questions, rattles his tail when people get too pushy with things.

You wear him down enough, though, and you’ll see. Wide smiles, small blushes and a flicking tail.

He’s more of a ler than anything, though there is the off chance he’ll get a lee mood.

Considering this, we’ll say heavy ler-leaning switch.

Lee:

Rarer than anything, but he does occasionally crave a good wrecking.

He’s in massive denial the entire time, refusing to admit it to himself, much less ask someone

If anyone does notice, he’ll blush and start making death threats. Get ready for a chase (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.)

MASSIVE thrasher. If you don’t pin/restrain him, he’s probably gonna end up breaking your nose.

His tail will flick around wildly, rattling the entire time. You wanna fluster him, that’s as good a thing to point out as any.

Worst spots are the backs of his ribs and tail, specifically the flat end of it. Hysterical, cackling shrieks if you nail him in either of those spots.

Melt spots are his arms/forearms. He loves gentle traces along them, maybe some compliments on his strength while you’re at it.

He cannot handle teases. You call him cute? Sputtering, blushing mess of curses. He’ll vow to kill your family while laughing and giggling like a toddler.

Just be careful. He recovers pretty quickly, and you know he’ll be out for revenge~ (•̀⩊•́)

Ler:

Run for your life, my friends (ᵕ—ᴗ—)

Rough, ruthless ler. Likes to leave his lee a teary, incoherent puddle when he’s done.

SO SO MEAN and teasy. Will use anything at his disposal to fluster the hell out of you.

“Yer tellin’ me that just a few pokes makes you laugh this hard? That’s adorable, darlin’~”

“What? Oh, that word makes it worse? Sayin’ tickle makes it all tickle even more? That’s adorable~”

“That really tickles, don’t it? My claws diggin’ into your worst spot, and you can’t do a damn thing to stop me~”

He doesn’t like to stop the first time you tell him to.

If you seriously can’t take it anymore, he’ll stop. Other than that, good luck breathing.

Takes any and every opportunity to wreck a bitch. Stiff interrogation? You bet. Someone he’s close to being annoying? They’d better have good lung capacities.

If you’re comfortable with it, he’s absolutely willing to use his rope skills. Only if the lee is 100% okay with it, though. He respects consent, in that case.

Uses his tail to help him out. The tip is awfully pokey and would be great as a tickle tool.

When he does decide to stop, he’s not super good at aftercare. He’ll definitely bring you some water, but doesn’t do much else.

If you ask, though, he gives a wonderful back rub. Maybe even some extra attention if you’re really insistent with it.

[thatcheesyler]

THIS.

Lee! Striker anyone??

[luminartt]

A conversation about the past HB episodes with a friend

Yes I added Annabelle Lee

[fancypantsrecords]

Various Artists - Omega Strikers (Original Game Soundtrack) | Materia Collective | 2024 | "Core" Black-In-Yellow Translucent

[xircuitry]

butch transgender dogs ^_^

[dark-mnjiro]

Every Striker edit I see on Tik Tok I have to resist sending to @katsukikitten because I swear I think I’ve sent her every one in existence at this point.

[curryvillain]

Music By Alton Ellis, Cornel Campbell Featured In New @SmithsOnPrime Series

For all the TV junkies, a new show has emerged, and we know you’ll tune in. Recently, Amazon premiered their new series, “Mr. & Mrs. Smith” on their Prime Video platform. Inspired by the 2005 Film starring Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, the series stars Actor/Producer/Recording Artist Donald Glover a.k.a. Childish Gambino, and Actress/Writer Maya Erskine who play Assassins/Secret Agents for an…

[cloudysfluffs]

oh hey look i actually bothered to make the tickly version to this piece!! this is what was going on in my head when i drew the og

kink/nsfw/fetish blogs dni please!!!

[condemnedsouls]

13 for sexuality headcanons, for all your muses

anonymous whispered a line ; sexuality headcanons ( accepting ) 13. are they openly flirtatious/sexual, or are they quite private?

CHARLIE is definitely openly flirtatious, but probably privately sexual. open sexual content does not bother her, typically, although strangers of any kind coming on sexually strong is very awkward. but she herself would likely keep that to the bedroom, or very quiet whispers.

EMILY is pretty tame, i think she's a bit of a mirror to charlie, except that sexual content probably makes her more uncomfortable than charlie. she's very vanilla, certainly inexperienced, && her flirting would be very romantic && innocent, no doubt about it.

LILITH is incredibly open, both ways, && will actively come on to anyone she deems attractive. obviously, within some reason, of course. she loves lust, she doesn't shy away from it at all, but she would be romantically driven with those things more privately. risque in public, sweet in private.

VOX is very openly flirty && sexual, although what he's saying depends on the person. he's very likely to say things with the intent of flustering, or bothering, depending on the person. he doesn't hesitate to respond in kind if you say something off the wall.

LUTE is pretty closed off with that. she doesn't lean very heavily into either, rolls her eyes at anything she sees like that. would call it disgusting, if anyone said something to her, even if she didn't actually mind. privately, though, she's a real menace sexually. probably doesn't flirt well, though.

OZZIE is heavily open with both, there's absolutely nothing off limits to say publicly, will say it to just about anyone unless you've pissed him off. he enjoys the reactions he gets, even if his offers of sorts aren't very serious. unless?

STRIKER is very much unwilling to publicly engage in much flirting or acting sexual openly. there'd have to be a specific dynamic that might be able to draw it out of him, but otherwise, he prefers not to. he could be decent with it in private, but getting there is harder with him.

DANIEL depends on the people he's around. if you yourself are very openly flirtatious or sexual, he will easily return that. if you are more private, then he will respect that, && responds with the same energy. he's much more moldable than my others, will very much do whatever makes someone comfortable. he might drop a line to see what the energy is, && then figure it out from there!

thanks for asking!!

[stressed-and-fluff-obsessed]

Liked the sweet revenge fic maybe M&M get some payback too >:3

Alrighty! I hope it’s okay I combined these two requests into one! Just to make things a lil easier on me 😅

Seal the Deal

Summary: (Pt.2 to Sweet Revenge) Moxxie and Mille want revenge as well

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“So…” Blitz dragged out as he leaned back in his chair staring at Moxxie and Millie, “You also want revenge on the snake asshole?” He raised a brow at the two who nodded firmly.

“Yes sir we do. He hurt His Majesty and we have history with him from the past as well. We want revenge.” Millie told him, crossing her arms over her chest and standing firm.

“Alright. I can’t stop ya so I suppose I’ll let you. On one condition.” Blitz told them, holding up a finger before they could get too excited, “What is it sir?” Moxxie asked him, the other imp grinning in response, “You have to let me come with you.” Blitz told them, standing up from his chair and rounding his desk.

“Oh. That’s not that bad yeah you can come with but why? We’ll be perfectly fine.” Moxxie questioned, a genuinely confused look on his face. “Oh I have no doubt you’ll be fine. I just wanna watch his shit get wrecked again. What’s your plan?” Blitz asked them with a laugh at the memory of his and Striker’s previous meeting.

“Uhhh…I’m pretty sure I tickled the ever-living shit outta him ha ha.” Blitz laughed at the memory and Moxxie and Millie let a smile grace their faces, “Still punishment like and not at all harsh. I like it! Let’s do it!” Millie exclaimed, beginning to grow excited.

“Alright but before we do that we’re going to have to make a few stops.” Blitz told them and their expressions quickly turned confused, “What kind of stops?” Moxxie asked him and the imp held up two fingers, “One we’re going to have to swing by some sort of shop. Make Striker think we’re trying to make a truce.” Blitz explained as the other two listened intently.

“Second, we’re gonna have to go by Stolas’ palace to see if he has any of that magic binding rope. That’s one of the most powerful ropes in hell and we’ll need it because as much as I hate to admit it that fucker is powerful.” Blitz muttered, straightening his cloak and grabbing his keys.

“But if you want to pull this off then we’ll have to get going now so let’s go. First stop, Stolas’ palace.” Blitz told them, walking out the office doors and into the main lobby. “We’ll be back in a few hours loony we’ve got some snake ass to kick.” Blitz called to Loona who was sitting at the reception desk on her phone.

“K, be safe don’t go dying out there, I’ll kick your ass if you do.” Loona told them, shooting the trio a glare as they walked out the door that led to the staircase to the parking lot. They got out the door and descended the stairs, reaching the bottom soon after and walking over to and climbing knot Blitz’s van.

“Wait what are we going to His Majesty’s palace for again? I forgot.” Millie turned towards and asked Blitz who turned to her with a ‘really?’ type look. “Whaaaat? I’m forgetful!” Millie told him, waving a dismissive hand in Blitz’s direction.

The older imp only sighed, “We’re going to his palace to see if he has any of that magic binding rope remember?” Blitz reminded her and smiled when she let out an ‘ohhhh’ sound. “That’s right I remember now!” Millie grinned as they started down the road, already starting to talk their ears off.

“And then I told her, ‘you can’t do that that’s not allowed!’ and she got so mad she stormed out of there without even buying the object!” Millie finished, grinning with pride when the other boys laughed at her story, “Wait what happened after that?!” Moxxie asked her through giggles, she was about to continue her story when they got interrupted by Blitz.

“Sorry to interrupt story time but we’re here you two.” Blitz informed them, turning off the van and hopping out, the other two following suit as they wandered up to Stolas’ front porch and opened the massive door, closing it behind them and wandering the halls of the Goetia Palace looking for Stolas.

“Stolas?!” Blitz called out in the presumably empty castle. “Can you guys keep it down? I’m trying to sleep damnit.” Octavia grumbled, rounding the corner sure enough looking like she just woke up.

“Princess! Great timing do you know where your father is?” Millie asked her, running up to the younger demon and looking up at her. “My…dad? Yeah he should be in the Palace Library.” Octavia told her before yawning and disappearing behind that same corner.

“Thanks Princess!” Millie called after her and turned around to face the other two as they started their walk to the library. “His Majesty’s house is fancy!” Moxxie exclaimed, admiring the palace as they walked, “Oh don’t go gettin goo goo eyes at it Moxx, it’s not THAT great.” Blitz scolded the other imp who let out a ‘hmph’ in response.

“Finally we made it!” Blitz exclaimed as they found the entrance to the library, wandering in in search of the Goetia prince. “Stolas?” Blitz called out, soon after hearing a voice respond. “Blitz?” Stolas’ voice called out, rounding one of the bookshelves and smiling when he laid eyes on the three.

“Hello you three, what brings you here?” He asked them, placing down the book he had previously in his hands on a nearby table. “We’re here to ask you a question Your Majesty.” Millie told him, the owl turning to her with a curious expression.

“Oh? And what is the question?” Stolas asked her, humming as she pulled out her phone with a picture of Striker’s rope. “Remember this?” She asked him and he let out an annoyed raven chitter. “Yes I do believe I do. That was the stuff Striker tied me up with when he caught me.” Stolas grumbled, not at all liking being reminded of that incident.

“I’m sorry Your Majesty but I have to ask, do you have any of this leftover rope in your house anywhere?” Millie asked him, smiling when he hummed and replied.

“Yes I do believe I do, I saved some of it so I could study it. Unfortunately I never got around to that but I can show you.” Stolas told them, sweeping out of the library a few rooms down and into a room with more books and the rope in question on a pedestal in the center.

“Here it is. Just looking at it makes me annoyed.” Stolas complained, letting out more annoyed chitters, “Thanks Stolas do you mind if we borrow it?” Blitz asked him and the owl turned to him with a confused noise.

“Of course but what for? You already got your revenge didn’t you?” Stolas questioned him, turning to face him completely, “Yeah I did but these two want revenge as well.” Blitz replied, jabbing a thumb at Moxxie and Millie who waved good-naturedly.

“Huh, alright then do as you wish. Here you go.” Stolas answered, picking up the rope from the pedestal and placing it gently into Moxxie’s hands. “Take good care of it okay?” Stolas asked them, smiling when they nodded, Moxxie making sure to hold it gently.

“Good thank you. Now go on. You don’t want it to get dark do you?” Stolas reminded them, chuckling a little when all three of their eyes widened and they raced out the door, Blitz throwing a thank you over his shoulder as they ran.

“Shit! We wasted too much time! We still have to make one more stop!” Blitz told them, running to the van with them and getting in, catching their breath for a moment before Blitz started up the van and started down the road.

“Hey you two do you guys know where the nearest gift shop is?” Blitz called to the side, referring to the both of them. “Yeah there’s one just down the road just turn at this light, take two rights and a left and you’ll make it.” Moxxie explained, pointing at the streetlight coming up.

Blitz followed Moxxie’s instructions to the T and a few minutes later they were pulling into the lot. “Okay we’re here.” Blitz spoke up, jumping out of the van and shutting the door, the other two doing the same as they walked up to the front doors and entered, immediately being greeted with a lot of different sights.

“Welcome to Critter’s Collectables, let me know if you find anything…” The shopkeeper snickered sinister like, “Okayyyy creepy…” Millie muttered, walking further into the store and looking at all the objects for sale.

Moxxie followed his wife deeper into the store and Blitz went and did his own thing, looking for a truce item that Striker might show interest in. After a little bit of looking he saw a magic infused holster that would keep his weapon charged with magic, “Perfect..” Blitz muttered, taking it from the shelf and going to find Moxxie and Millie.

“What is that?!” Blitz heard Millie yell from around the corner, he rounded said corner to see what Millie was making a fuss about and his eyes immediately landed on the object in Moxxie’s hand, a large angel feather.

“Moxx where did you find that?” Blitz asked the smaller imp, completely bewildered by a random angel feather in the middle of this sketchy shop.

“I found it on the shelf right here. It even has a price tag and everything! I’m buying it, it can be very useful for our revenge plan. And it’s cheap!” Moxxie exclaimed excitedly, waving the feather in the air and walking to the checkout counter with it.

“Hello I’d like to buy this and he’d like to buy that!” Moxxie told the shopkeeper, holding up the feather and pointing to Blitz and the holster. “Alright then.” The shopkeeper told him, punching in a few things in the register and checking them out and sending them on their way.

“Okay we got our items!” Millie exclaimed as they walked out of the shop and to the van together. “Is it time to go see Striker?” Moxxie spoke this time, climbing into the van and shutting the door along with the other two.

“Yep. Let’s go catch a snake.” Blitz told them, pulling out of the parking lot and down the road. “Alright you two do you have a plan? Because I won’t be doing anything other than using the holster as bait.” Blitz told them and they both nodded simultaneously.

“Yep we have a plan, once Striker sees your offering and he comes up to grab it we’re going to tackle him from behind, I’m going to pin him down and Millie’s going to get his tail so he doesn’t sting any of us.” Moxxie explained as they entered the desert, “Yeah we’re gonna get him!” Millie exclaimed, equally as ecstatic.

“Sounds good, then I’m just gonna sit back and enjoy the show.” Blitz replied, smirking as they drove, a few minutes later arriving at the foot of the cave and parking the van, getting out and grabbing the items needed.

“Okay you two ready?” Blitz asked Moxxie and Millie who nodded, turning back towards the cave and warily walking in, Blitz following and taking the lead. “Oof!” Blitz exclaimed as he fell into the drop that led into Striker’s cave, quickly standing up and dusting himself off and hearing Moxxie and Millie drop in behind him and go hide.

“Blitzø. Didn’t think I’d see you here again.” Striker’s voice came from somewhere in the cave alerting and infuriating Blitz.

“The Ø is silent asshole! Show yourself and quit being a coward!” Blitz growled at the voice, then it went quiet, he was about to ask what the big idea was but then his eyes caught the faint glinting of metal and he jumped out of the way just as the g*n was fired.

“Stop trying to kill me! I have something for you just come out and I’ll give it to you!” Blitz called to Striker who hummed in response, “Oh? And how do I know this isn’t a trap?” He mused, making a good point which irritated Blitz.

“Because I have the damn thing right here! Just come out so I can give it to you I just want to talk!” Blitz called, pulling out the holster and holding it up so Striker, wherever he was could see it and it apparently worked because he made a noise of curiosity before jumping down into sight from a ledge higher up.

“What is that?” Striker asked Blitz, now face to face with him as he noted the presence of the holster in his hand. “It’s a magic infused g*n holster, go head, take it.” Blitz tried to goad Striker into taking it and it was working as Blitz could see his eyes widen as he came closer, reaching out for it, Blitz almost felt bad.

“Checkmate.” He grinned, Striker was about to ask what that meant when he was immediately tackled to the ground, two small bodies he could make out, one on his chest and one on his tail, damn brats they knew about him!

“What the hell is this?!” Striker roared, trying to free himself but unsuccessful as Moxxie entered his vision. “Hey Striker! Miss me~?” Moxxie taunted the trapped imp. “Shut the hell up! Get off me! And if you’re there who’s on my tail?!” Striker growled, the ends of his tail flicking back and forth angrily.

“That would be my wife Millie.” Moxxie grinned cheekily and Striker just now got hit with the weight of this situation, two strong imps on top of him so he had no where to go and he left his g*n up on the ledge, shit.

“Well shit if you’re going to kill me just do it already.” Striker grumbled, letting his head fall back as he awaited his death but it never came, all that came was…laughter? “Wehehe’re not gohohoing to kihill you idiot! We’re sihimply teaching you a lehehesson.” Millie laughed from somewhere on his left.

“A lesson huh? If it’s not killing me what more could it possibly be?” Striker snapped, annoyed with the whole situation. “Maybe this will help you.” Moxxie grinned and very quickly squeezed his ribs multiple times making his eyes widen, body spasming and a clawed hand flying up to cover his mouth.

“You wohouldn’t…” Striker trailed off, hating how a giggle managed to slip out making the two imps smirk. “Oh we most definitely would!” Moxxie exclaimed before finally attacking, ten wiggling fingers descended onto Striker’s midsection and went ham, one hand scribbling over his sides and stomach while the other was buried under one of the snake’s arms.

Striker jerked at the sudden contact, keeping his mouth covered with one hand while the other gripped onto Moxxie’s wrist, trying to push it away but to no avail the longer this continued.

“What’s wrong Striker? You a little ticklish~?” Moxxie teased, moving the hand that was previously on his sides to his ribs and digging in harder, delighted in the fact that Striker’s laughter picked up significantly.

“Shuhuhut uhup brahahat! Get the hehehehell off mehehehe!” Striker snapped through his laughter but was interrupted by Blitz’s laughter, “He doesn’t actually hate this as much as he says he does, look at his tail.” He pointed out, and the other two imps turned to look as Striker’s tail swept from side to side.

“You enjoying this big guy?” Millie called from his tail, somewhat holding it down so it wouldn’t sting her. “Nohohoho I’m nohohohot! Shuhuhut uhuhup!” Striker growled, unable to keep the giggles out of his mouth though, laughter picking up a little more as Moxxie’s hand that was previously buried under his arm moved down to squeeze at his hip making the snake buck.

“Dohohohon’t do thahahahat!” Striker yelled, tail flicking even more at the change in spots. “Hey Blitz! Hand me that feather will you?” Striker heard Millie call over to Blitz who was leaning against the wall.

“Sure, this’ll be interesting.” Blitz snickered, rustling around in something on the other side of the cave then walking over holding an angel feather and handing it to the imp on his tail. “Whahahat the hehehell are you dohoing with thahahat?!” Striker snapped nervously as he eyed the feather in Millie’s hand through his ongoing laughter.

Millie stayed quiet though, he was about to ask what gives when he felt the side of the feather start tracing over the length of his tail.

Immediately his eyes widened and he reached out to grab her but Moxxie stopped him, smirking as the snake’s grin got impossibly wide and he threw his head back, bursting into loud laughter almost instantly.

“FUHUHUHUCK!! GEHEHEHET OHOHOFF YOU BRAHAHAHAT!!” Striker roared with laughter, hearing the faint sound of Blitz’s laughter join in with his, “You two get him!” Striker heard the other call but was too distracted by the tickling to register what was said.

Millie just kept that damn feather on his tail and Moxxie had reached behind Striker already and started scratching and skittering over his shoulder blades leaving him in a constant state of hysteria. “HOHOHOLY SHIHIHIT GEHEHET OHOHOFF ALREHEHEHEADY!!” Striker cackled, thrashing around and tail sweeping from side to side more.

“Nope! Not yet big guy, not after what you did to His Majesty!” Millie called from his right, moving the feather down to the arrow part of his tail only amplifying the ticklish sensations. “SHIHIHIT! NOHOHOHOT THEHEHEHERE PLEHEHEHEASE!! IHIHI GIHIHIVE!” Striker gave in, pleading with the two and smacking a hand on the ground to show proof.

Once that gesture was made the two of them slowed to a stop, climbing off the older imp and standing up as he still lay there catching his breath. “That’s what you get for harming His Majesty!” Moxxie called to Striker’s red faced and heaving figure on the ground.

“Whehehen…whehehen I rehecover..yohou behehest believe ihihim…ihihim gohohoing to kihick..yohohour ahass!” Striker breathed out from the ground and heard a small thud before the cave went silent.

Confused Striker took one more large breath and sat up, noticing that his cave was now empty, he growled in irritation before noticing something on one of his tables by a rock formation. He stood up on shaking legs and walked over to the object, picking it up with the note that was attached.

It was the magic infused g*n holster that they brought him, “So they did let me keep it.” Striker muttered to himself, setting it back on the table and refocusing his attention on the note and reading it aloud.

Striker couldn’t help but grin at what the note said, he tossed it back on the table and strapped the holster to his belt, already planning something new.

“We’re letting you keep it, don’t be a dumbass with it or we might have to come after you again.” -I.M.P

(This one was fun! Lee!Striker is always interesting to see, I will not be making a pt.3 sorry :( but I hope you enjoyed anyway! ^^)

[gameofthrones2020]

France Is Preparing for War

With the invasion of Ukraine on 24 February 2022 by the Russian Federation, the Western world has had a massive wake-up call on the nature of mechanised and modern industrial warfare being demonstrated in Ukraine during its conflict with Russia from 2014

With the invasion of Ukraine on 24 February 2022 by the Russian Federation, the Western world has had a massive wake-up call on the nature of mechanised and modern industrial warfare being demonstrated in Ukraine during its conflict with Russia from 2014 until the present day. What has been demonstrated by the Ukraine War is that Western nations do not have the industrial capacity nor the…

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A Chaotic Sort Of Love

Alessia Russo x Williamson!Reader

Word Count: 707

A/N: You can’t expect Taylor to drop an album and me to not write a crackfic about a song

[WOSO Masterlist]

“I have something to tell you.”

Leah’s deep in conversation with the other Lia when you interrupt. 

The locker room’s mostly empty by now, only a few of your teammates still hanging around. 

You’ve planned this entire thing out to the T. Even down to who’s still in the locker room. There’s not enough people around where news of what you have to share would spread like a wildfire, but there’s still enough where the necessary people would stop Leah if it all got out of hand. 

Alessia’s meekly standing beside you when your sister looks up. Lia simply shrugs when she’s given a questioning look. Despite the two of them being the best of friends, you still go to the older girl for advice quite often. But whatever this is about you haven’t told her a thing.

Leah gestures for you to continue. 

You swallow nervously. “Okay. Well. Less and I… we’re dating.”

And just like that, the air turns frosty.

“You and Alessia are what?” Leah’s eyes instantly narrow as she fixes her gaze upon the striker by your side. Despite towering over both you and Leah, Alessia wilts, her height doing nothing to dissuade Leah from taking a menacing step forward.

You shift yourself so that you’re between the two blondes. “Relax, Leah.”

“You want me to relax? Well I want you to not be corrupted by two-left feet, stumbling, doe-eyed… giants!”

Someone snorts from across the room at Leah’s floundering insult, and Leah’s quick to send her glare after its owner.

You roll your eyes. “I want you to relax because I’m actually pregnant. That’s what I wanted to tell you.”

Leah jerks her head back so suddenly you’re a bit worried about whiplash. Her eyes dart between you, Alessia, and then your stomach. She’s silent for a moment, mouth opening and closing as she looks for something to say. “You’re what?”

You shrug, letting out a loud sigh. 

Leah takes another tentative step forward. You can feel Alessia stiffen a bit more behind you. But this time Leah’s only focused on your stomach. 

“Are you really--”

“No!” You slap Leah’s hand away before it can make contact. “I’m into women Leah. This woman,” you gesture backwards towards Alessia. The blonde instantly drops her eyes, internally groaning at the way you continue to rile up your sister. “I’m not pregnant. But you should’ve really seen your face when I said I was.”

Leah reaches out again but this time you’ve already darted away towards the safety of the older Lia. 

The Swiss woman looks mildly amused, holding out a hand to stop your advancing sister. 

“But--”

“They’re young but your sister is her own person.”

“What if--”

“Own person,” Lia repeats, raising an eyebrow in challenge. 

It always amuses you to see how much your sister defers to Lia when the Swiss woman takes charge.

Leah’s nose flares in annoyance, but even you can see when she decides against challenging the other woman. “Fine. But just let me get this straight--”

“Nothing straight about this at all, Lee.”

“Dude,” comes an exasperated sigh from across the room. You look up to see Katie shaking her head at you, pinching the bridge of her nose in annoyance. 

You know you’re in for it when even Katie thinks you’ve gone too far. 

To your surprise, however, Leah simply takes a deep breath in. When she finally exhales, she seems less peeved. She shrugs, turning towards her locker to shove her clothes into her bag. “I’m sure you can be dating worse people. Less is nice enough.”

“That’s it? No lecture? No scaring Lessi away from me?”

“No. But I just-- hold on.” Leah grabs your arm, stopping you before you can dart away to your own locker. You meet her eyes head on, not really sure if she’s going to tear you another one or not. From the corner of your eye you can see Lia tensing again, but her next words have you all relaxing. 

“You’re not pregnant,” Leah asks, double checking just for her sanity.

“No--” Alessia pipes up from beside you, shaking her head. 

“Not yet,” you grin.

Leah curses when you duck under her outstretched hands. “Get back here you imp!”

[repulsiveliquidation]

Sun to Me || Leah Williamson

For the sake of the story, we’re going to pretend that Zach Bryan’s song of the same name came out way earlier than it really did :) no warnings i think, just a little fluff and angst?

Leah lay in bed wide awake at 5:34 am. The sun was just starting to rise and a sliver of light slipped into the room. She could hear Simon, your dog, walking around the room, trying to find himself a comfy spot to go back to bed. You had your leg thrown over hers, wrapped around her knee. Your breath hit her neck steadily, arm around her stomach gripping her shirt just a little.

Leah had had a bad day. It started with missing the first hour of training because her car had a flat tire that she insisted on changing herself when she didn’t really know how. You jumped in and saved the day when you heard her grumble in frustration as you enjoyed your morning coffee on the balcony above her.

Then she hurt her hamstring during training with Arsenal just a day after being announced in the England squad again. She called you sobbing, feeling angry with herself for being reckless and impatient. Again, you swooped in and met her in the training room in record time, pulling your girlfriend into your arms to comfort her.

Hauling her into your car an hour later, you surprised her with sunflowers in the passenger seat for her. She stood at the door and just stared at them, caressing the bright yellow petals with gentle fingers.

“How did you have time to get them? To get me?”

“Funny how fast news travels to me when it concerns you, Lee. You know I’d drop everything for you.”

“Who called?”

“Who didn’t?”

Leah sighed and looked down at you, pushing a couple of loose hairs from your bun out of your sleeping face. The look of pure calm on your face reminded her of the first time she met you. The scrawny kid trying out for the football team back home in Milton Keynes. Eleven year old you had braces and pigtails, an Arsenal jersey 2 sizes too big on, boots that were also too big, and a look of panic that none of the other girls had.

You immediately made it clear that your parents signed you up for an after-school activity that you were not particularly fond of. However, with some tips from your three older brothers and a stern warning from them about keeping up the family name, you made it on the team. Leah was also picked and you two made quick friends.

Your agility and smaller stature gave you the advantage as a striker while Leah’s taller, more athletic build benefitted her as a defender. You two had undeniable chemistry on the field and it showed on game days. Her long balls always found your feet and were almost always converted into goals. She just had to glance up at you to see you already looking at her, waiting for the ball.

By the time you were 17, your feelings for each other could no longer be ignored. For the sake of the team, you both had kept it to yourselves and pined for each other day in and day out but when the reality of Leah getting a position on the Arsenal first team came up, you couldn’t let her leave without a confession.

You pulled her into your room the night before her last game for the home team, shooing your roommate Grace out of the room for the night.

“You ready for tomorrow?” she asked sheepishly, standing awkwardly in the doorway of the hotel room. You sat on your bed and picked at your thumbs, confession right on the tip of your tongue. Leah could sense your nervousness and knew you were hiding something.

“Yeah,” you mumbled, closing your eyes and balling your fists. You took a deep breath, opened your eyes, and screamed, Leah standing in front of you with her face in yours.

“Don’t do that!” you yelled and hit her arm, watching as she flopped back on Grace’s bed laughing.

“Leah?” you call, the tension in the room broken. She chuckles just a little as she remembers the look on your face, sitting up and looking across from you.

“What’s up?” she questions, foot bouncing furiously. You reach over and rest a hand on it, immediately noticing her calm.

“I really like you. I realize that I have for a long time and the idea of you not knowing while you move up in football scared me. I know you probably don’t feel the same way and that this could ruin what we have but I couldn’t go one more game without you knowing how I feel about you.”

You carefully look up and expect anger on her face but are met with a look of love. Before you could say anything her lips were on yours, soft and warm. They molded perfectly in yours, that tingling sensation in both your stomachs. You fall back and she follows, lips never leaving yours.

She pulls away first and smiles, moving off you to lay beside you. You snuggle into her side like you are in the present, hand right over her rapidly beating heart.

“Will you be mine?” she asked after the game the next day on the bus home. You two were tucked away in the back of the bus, hidden from everyone else. Her hand found yours and held it in her lap, thumb gently rubbing the back of your palm as you shared earbuds. Zach Bryan’s raspy voice filled both your ears as you moved to lay your head against her chest.

You fell asleep to his voice and her hand in your hair, gently awoken 2 hours later with Leah’s Arsenal jacket draped around you. She walked you home hand in hand, face falling when she reached your doorstep.

“I leave in the morning with Mum,” she told you quietly, face fixated on the ground. You stood on the steps of your house, bags piled by your feet. A tear falls and hits her sleeves in her hoodie pocket and the dam breaks. She falls to her knees and you catch her, hugging her tight as she wishes you could come with her.

“I’ve got other plans for my future, Lee,” you tell her, tears filling your own eyes. “But all those plans have you in them, I promise.”

You take her face in your hands and her eyes are still watery. You wipe the stray tears away and smile, leaning in to peck her lips.

“I’ve waited a lifetime for you,” you whisper, “now I get the spend it with you.”

Leah glances at the clock and it’s almost when your alarm goes off. Simon jumped onto the bed fifteen minutes earlier and curled up by your feet, now fast asleep like his mum. She slipped out of bed as carefully as she could but Simon woke up when the blanket shifted. You remained in deep sleep, rolling over onto Leah’s much warmer spot on the bed.

She tiptoed out of bed and Simon followed, the little pads of his feet echoed in the living room as she poured his kibble into his bowl. She started the coffee machine and pulled out your favorite to make for breakfast, thankfully it was simple and hard to burn. As the toaster oven heated a couple of frozen waffles, Leah set out to clean the living room just a little to ease your load.

She laid the blanket over the couch and began to clear your notebooks when one of your sticky notes slipped out of it. She randomly stuck it back into your notebook hoping it wasn’t important when your pretty writing and her name caught her eye.

She opened the notebook and gasped, your writing was perfectly cursive and left no wasted space in the margins. You had been researching her ACL injury extensively, working closely in your clinics to find out why female athletes were plagued with this injury.

After Leah left for Arsenal, you pursued a lifelong dream of medicine, specifically as a sports medicine physician. After a career-ending knee injury for your father, he channeled his dream of playing professional football onto his children. Your brothers all became successful athletes, playing for fantastic clubs but you loved treating them when they got hurt. While you were still a great footballer, in the operating room was where your talents shone.

Having performed Leah’s surgery yourself, you drove deep into a rabbit hole of research to find out why this was common in women’s sports, specifically football.

Leah came home one day and felt the world crumble before her. She missed football. She missed being on the pitch. She missed getting teased by the girls for loving you so deeply. All she wanted was to come home and hear you yell at her for not putting her kit bag away or for forgetting to pick up celery like you’d asked. All she wanted was to see you wearing her jersey in the stands next to her family while she raced across the pitch to tackle someone or to watch the girls fawn over you when you brought coffee on Saturdays.

That day, she came home to an empty house. Simon was with you at the office and there was a note on the fridge for her. It told her you had an emergency surgery and to not wait up for you, and that there was dinner in the fridge for her too.

She sat in the living room in silence, the tinnitus in her ears the only constant in the room. Her leg was propped up like it should be and iced all around. The TV remote was too far to reach and her music player too far to set up. Her voices in her head were taking over the buzzing and she was slowly sinking in on herself.

What if she didn’t make it back to the team?

What if they didn’t want her to play for them again?

What if they found someone better than her?

What if they…

“Leah?”

Her head whips up and some tears fly off her cheeks with the speed. You’re standing in front of her in your scrubs and a wagging-tailed Simon by your side. He jumps onto the couch and settles beside her, you joining him seconds later. You caress her cheek and wipe her tears away, pressing your lips to hers.

Words aren’t necessary for her to tell you what was wrong. In her haze, she was beating herself up verbally and you had heard every word come out of her mouth. Your heart broke and felt heavy, she’s been struggling and kept it hidden very well.

“I can’t do this anymore,” she weeps, clutching your shirt tightly. You cradle her face like you did all those years ago on your doorstep. She looks up at you with that same watery look and you peck her lips just the same.

“You can and you will, Leah. I’ll be here every step of the way.”

The lyrics to Zach Bryan’s song that was playing from the music player pulled her out of her thoughts and the smell of burning waffles reminded her of why she was still here.

“Find someone who grows flowers in the darkest parts of you.”