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I feel like black pepper has become the identical but opposite manifestation of windex in the witchcraft community, RE: the grumblings of whether or not witchcraft could be stretched to take power from window washing liquid.
In the tradition of the mercury drinking alchemists, I'll now take a shot of black peppered windex to meditate upon the slippery flexibility of the arte.
Surely you will obtain nothing but wisdoms so great their light cannot permeate this world. If you can, take notes in this numinous state and reveal to us their riddles.
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CHUUYA IS SHITTY AND ABUSIVE TO AKUTAGAWA AND NOT A BETTER MENTOR DAZAI KEEP DENYING CANON AND KEEP COPING YOU FUCKING CUNT
you kind of remind me of somebody i know in real life, i don't know if it's a coincidence or what but it is really interesting. are you a reincarnation of him? anyways i hope things are going well for you, don't forget that you can ask me anything if you're still curious. goodbye for now, but i hope our paths will cross again, @skkendndnxns.
#answered?#more like a reply#both a reply and an answer#bungou stray dogs#bsd dazai#bsd chuuya#bsd akutagawa#dazai anon#<3
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pete wentzs vagina bones are my inspiration in life
me too brother, me too
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Lucifer can I Pretty Pretty Please have one of your Magic Backflipping Rubber Ducks. I will take good care of them I swear!

🍎🪽"Hmmm...."🪽🍎

🍎🪽"Alright, alright. You may have one..."🪽🍎
#hazbin hotel#lucifer morningstar#ask blog#fyp#foryou#lucifer blog#hazbin lucifer#Lucifer Bisexual🪽🍎#Answered?
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How do you think would one go about “doing the tango” with Brook? Would he use one of his bones? Something else? (Asking for a friend)

Go to bed.
#one piece#op brook#ask inbox#answered?#seek God#i'm calling the police#HE'D HAVE TO USE A BONE#OR A STRAP#HOMIE AIN'T GOT NO JUNK MY GUY#shove that violin up my ass bone daddy
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Thought for the day: Why do people leave newspapers on trains?
What a fantastic question.
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Ouch! Is the thing Nita's crying against in the trailor what I think it is.
In the words of Neil Gaiman: Wait and see...
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sorry person in my inbox i don't want to be rude but i don't really care for poly avengers & won't be writing that fic.
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It’s a lewd question, but, who has the bigger ‘mushroom sword hilt,’ if you know what I mean, gromph, Jarlaxle, or kimmuriel?

#kimmuriel knows what you mean#he always knows#thanks for the ask!#answered?#kimmuriel oblodra#kimmuriel#kimmurielsscryingmirror#legend of drizzt#drow#artofscrying
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I thought it was a bit like an elaborate bit 😔😥
anon what exactly do you mean
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I don’t care if you make fun of Catholicism as long as it’s accurate! The best humour has its roots in the truth.
#christianity#catholic#religion#not heresy#this is why I answer theological questions#laugh all you want#just don’t be loud and wrong
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Hey are you offended by the word bitch? I'm going to send you a hate anon, but I saw that you go by she/her and I respect women
don't let anything stop u from being a hater king
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Just the two of us?
is there a need for more?
#answered?#more like a reply#the sskk reference haha get it#bungo gay dogs#bsd sskk#sskk#shin soukoku#;) <3
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yay

yay indeed
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This counts as vent art.
#art#my art#animation#the fucking tax people informed me that I've got an unpaid bill#I've paid it and the money left my bank account but doesn't show on their end#I tried to call them today to let them know they fucked up#AND THEY WON'T ANSWER THE FUCKING PHONE#PICK IT UP SO I CAN TELL YOU OF YOUR FAILURES
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