#answered?

[petewentzsvaginabones]

blast beats?

i think they’re sick, what about em?

[windvexer]

I feel like black pepper has become the identical but opposite manifestation of windex in the witchcraft community, RE: the grumblings of whether or not witchcraft could be stretched to take power from window washing liquid.

In the tradition of the mercury drinking alchemists, I'll now take a shot of black peppered windex to meditate upon the slippery flexibility of the arte.

Surely you will obtain nothing but wisdoms so great their light cannot permeate this world. If you can, take notes in this numinous state and reveal to us their riddles.

[ningenshinkouku]

CHUUYA IS SHITTY AND ABUSIVE TO AKUTAGAWA AND NOT A BETTER MENTOR DAZAI KEEP DENYING CANON AND KEEP COPING YOU FUCKING CUNT

you kind of remind me of somebody i know in real life, i don't know if it's a coincidence or what but it is really interesting. are you a reincarnation of him? anyways i hope things are going well for you, don't forget that you can ask me anything if you're still curious. goodbye for now, but i hope our paths will cross again, @skkendndnxns.

[duck-short-depressed-king]

Lucifer can I Pretty Pretty Please have one of your Magic Backflipping Rubber Ducks. I will take good care of them I swear!

🍎🪽"Hmmm...."🪽🍎

🍎🪽"Alright, alright. You may have one..."🪽🍎

[actuallycassidyiambusy]

How do you think would one go about “doing the tango” with Brook? Would he use one of his bones? Something else? (Asking for a friend)

Go to bed.

[holycollectivedelusion]

How do you feel about petrification?

I’d love to be a witch who uses magic to turn you to stone, but leave your mind and senses intact. I’d tell you to lie down on an altar and open your mouth, and I’d stroke you until your cock is fully erect. Then, I’d turn you to stone, climb on top of you, and start using you as a dildo, dropping my ass down on your hips as you were helpless to even twitch a finger. When I’ve nearly reached orgasm, I pull off of you and masturbate to push myself over the edge, cumming directly into your open mouth.

So how about it? Do you want to feel the stone creeping up your legs, fixing your body in place with each second? Do you want to be displayed in my parlor, motionlessly watching me pleasure myself to the sight of you?

OAKSJDGROQOWJRGEIQOWJRGWIWJRRGWI

I NEED to know who you are. I have never thought abt petrification before but I have a feeling it's gonna be one of the only things on my mind for the rest of the day 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

You should totally slide into my dms and share some other things you'd like to do to me 👉👈

[sproldenlover]

Thought for the day: Why do people leave newspapers on trains?

What a fantastic question.

[chordsykat]

Ouch! Is the thing Nita's crying against in the trailor what I think it is.

In the words of Neil Gaiman: Wait and see...

[carsonian]

sorry person in my inbox i don't want to be rude but i don't really care for poly avengers & won't be writing that fic.

[kimmurielscryingmirror]

It’s a lewd question, but, who has the bigger ‘mushroom sword hilt,’ if you know what I mean, gromph, Jarlaxle, or kimmuriel?

[moltage]

I thought it was a bit like an elaborate bit 😔😥

anon what exactly do you mean

[petewentzsvaginabones]

pete wentzs vagina bones are my inspiration in life

me too brother, me too

[heresylog]

I don’t care if you make fun of Catholicism as long as it’s accurate! The best humour has its roots in the truth.

[ningenshinkouku]

Just the two of us?

is there a need for more?

[unforth]

Y'all I know that when so-called AI generates ridiculous results it's hilarious and I find it as funny as the next guy but I NEED y'all to remember that every single time an AI answer is generated it uses 5x as much energy as a conventional websearch and burns through 10 ml of water. FOR EVERY ANSWER. Each big llm is equal to 300,000 kiligrams of carbon dioxide emissions.

LLMs are killing the environment, and when we generate answers for the lolz we're still contributing to it.

Stop using it. Stop using it for a.n.y.t.h.i.n.g. We need to kill it.

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