#lee!eggman

[1-p-29]

"ADMIT THAT I'M BETTER!"

Creator's note: Hello everyone! I'm new to this so PLEASE understand that the way I type isn't very good. But I thought about this after watching the Bowser vs Eggman death battle. Since they're canonically besties, I thought that Bowser would have fun absolutely destroying poor Ivo... with tickles!😈 Enjoy!

Lee:Eggman

Ler:Bowser

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Just another day at the Olympics.

Except, when you're Bowser and Eggman, you try and find ways to cheat to win.

One problem.

Since Bowser can punch an entire castle out of orbit, he didn't need to cheat at all. He's able to throw a spear or disc farther than pretty much everyone! He could even swim like a shark!

When Eggman noticed how well he was doing, he felt somewhat envious towards Bowser. He wasn't as physically strong as Bowser, sure, but he felt as though he was the weakest one in the entire Olympics. He wasn't a mythical creature or even a machine. He was human.

'I should AT LEAST be better than Mario,' he thought. 'But NO... I'm still weak compared to him, and his brother.'

He was SO jealous, in fact, that he even tried to cheat against Bowser. He did everything he could think of to be better than the King of Koopas... but no matter how hard he tried... he couldn't compete with him.

After the Olympics were over for the day, Bowser went to look for Eggman so they could take in the views around them, only to find that he wasn't anywhere to be found. "Weird," he said to himself. "Maybe he's at Nega's lab?"

Nega left and went back to his timeline, so he knew Eggman would be alone.

And alone he was, being the loner he always is.

"Heya, nerd, whatcha up to, hm?"

"I'm not talking to you right now."

"Aww, is someone mad that I didn't let them beat me?~"

"Go away..."

"Just admit that I'm better."

"No."

"No? Is that your final answer?

"Shut up, you idio-!"

Eggman was cut off by Bowser grabbing his arms with one hand and pinning him down on the floor facing up.

"Hey! What's the meaning of this!"

"Admit that I'm better, and I'll set you free."

"And what if I refuse."

Bowser wiggled the fingers of his free hand in the air while saying, "then that would be the biggest mistake of your life."

Eggman's eyes widened after realizing he was about to be tickled.

Just as he was about to protest, Bowser gently wiggled his claws into Eggman's tummy, earning a surprised yelp and a few soft giggles from the mad doctor.

"AH! H-Hehehehehey! St-Stohohohohohop ihit!"

"Sure, ONLY if you admit that I'm better than you."

"N-Nehehehehehehever!"

"Your funeral, buddy."

Bowser then gently sat on Eggman's legs so he could tickle him with both hands. Then he proceeded to tickle his armpits. Earning yet another yelp from Ivo.

"AHA! S-Stahahahahahahap! PleHEhehehehease!"

Since Bowser was stronger, he could tickle him without holding up his arms, and Eggman hated it.

Eggman was close to breaking, but was too stubborn to stop what was coming.

"Y'know, I have have feeling there's at least ONE spot I haven't tried out yet, but..." He starts drumming his fingers around Eggman's belly button. "I don't know what..."

*Oh God he knows!* Eggman thought.

"Or do I.~"

Shit.

Bowser unbuttoned his outfit and revealed Eggman's tummy. Still trying to push the big muscular beast off of him, Eggman tried everything he could to escape. But fate has other plans for him.

"If ya wanna stop this, nerd, all ya gots-ta-do is admit that I'm better than you.~"

Now here's the weird thing about Robotnik here. Part of him WANTS to escape, but the other part of him is enjoying this and is curious about how Bowser would hold him down without hurting him.

So, like the piece-a-crap that he is, he grins and says:

"DO. YOUR. WORST."

And with that, Bowser then inhaled as much air as possible, then-

PPPHHBBBBBBBTTTT!

"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAIHIHIHIHIT! NAHAHAHAHAHAHOHOHOHOHOO! STAHAHAHAHAP!"

Eggman flailed around like a rag doll. For some reason, he wasn't prepared enough for these raspberries. Bowser used his inhale ability, which lets him breathe as much air in as a hot air balloon. Each raspberry lasted an entire minute!

"LEHEHEHEHEHEHEHET MEEEHEHEHEEEEHEHE GOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO! I CAHAHAHAHAHAHAN'T TAHAHAHAKE IHIHIT AHAHAHAHNYMOHOHOHOOOORE!!! P-PLEHEHAHAHAHAHAHASE!!!! STHAHAHAHAHAHAHAP!!!"

Bowser stopped to talk.

"Do you finally admit that I'm better than you?~"

Then purposely blew another raspberry to make him laugh out a response.

"YEHEHEHAHAHAHAHAS! YOHOHOU AHARE BEHEHEHEHEHEHETTEHEHEHER!!! IHI'M BEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHGING YOHOHOHOHOU!!! STHAHAHAHAP THIHIS MAHAHAHAHAHADNEHEHES!!! HAHAHAHA!

Bowser gave him one last raspberry for his mean, stupid stunts he pulled on him earlier, then released his victim.

Eggman gasped for air, winded from the ticklish torment, body still tingling.

"Heheh.... h-hohoho.... h-how ahare you....... so damn good....... at t-tickling?"

"I have a lot of kids, remember? They're always asking for it."

"Makes.... sense... hoomph..."

Bowser chuckled at Eggman's tired state before a yawn escaped him.

"Welp, I'm beat, wanna go home?"

Eggman glared at him. "YOU'RE BEAT!? WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU ON ABOUT!?"

"Hmm?"

"YOU BIG OAF, YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TICKLED ME, YOU CAN'T POSSIBLY BE-!"

"Wanna finish that sentence...?"

Bowser glared at him, wiggling his fingers at Eggman, who then tensed up and started fumbling with his words.

"U-Um, y-y'know what? Y-You're right! Let's g-go home, okay? J-Just please don't, t-tickle me again!"

"Good, now let's have a feast back at my place then we'll rest for tomorrow's events!"

"Yes, let's."

Then they left the lab and pretended none of that ever happened!

But what they didn't realize was that Orbot and Cubot were recording ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING!🤭

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(If you want to see any more rare lees/lers, then let me know! I'm here to fill the empty void of the characters who don't get enough love!🎉🎉🎉)

[iwasbored777]

I didn't need to know this 😭

[villiarty]

SONIC THE HEDGEHOG 2 bloopers

+ bonus

[sophienapier]

For the people that think Lee is the only one who ships Stobotnik,

This is all from Jim Carrey

[crazyforclones]

WIP

Personal head-cannon robotnik and Stone will go to a Walgreens and take the strangest photo collages

Also isn’t it so perfect that both Jim and Lee had a photo shoot that matched up so perfectly??? Poetry I tell you.

Bonus Lee photo

[triple-pupil]

Man, love when characters' actors participate with them and the fandom on their own, it's so lovely.

Also, had to make an ugly ass doodle about it.

Please spare me, I never drew them before and I was drawing in an uncomfy position.

[devilledminion]

Cheers, my ever-swimming stream of toadies! It is I, Huevo Diablo!

[floofkinsu]

Agent Stone (Lee Majdoub) drawing!

(⁠灬⁠º⁠‿⁠º⁠灬⁠)⁠♡ update: LEE LIKED IT ON INSTAGRAM AAAAA

[masacatki]

"you are in other dimension right now also how tf did you do that!?" - Robotnik, probably....

[squidsinyoursoda]

“Stone no likey Gerald Robotnik…” 😭⁉️

[eri-is-online]

Stobonik supremacy (In every universe)

(Also I saw Sonic 3 with my friends and I'm STILL not over it dont talk to me ;-;)

[1-p-29]

An Error has Occurred

Ok... I MIGHT have an obsession with Lee!Eggman... but hey, I think at least some of you will understand once you read who the Ler is. So don't pretend you haven't thought about this as well. Enjoy! (Also, it's modern Eggman, not Boom)

Lee: Eggman

Ler: Robot

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Yet another defeat by the hands of Sonic the Hedgehog.

He's tried ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING he could think of! What was he doing wrong!? How is Sonic overcoming every robot in his arsenal!?

Eggman went back to his lair, yelling at Orbot and Cubot to get him some of his comfort foods, and sat in his room.

When they brought the snacks, he jerked them away violently and scarfed it down faster than Sonic's top running speed.

After he finished, they cleaned him up really well.

However, Orbot was on top of Cubot, who is extremely clumsy, and slipped when Cubot jumped in the air, causing Orbot to slide a hand down Eggman's neck.

When this happened, Eggman yelped, resisting the urge to laugh.

However, the two robots thought they had injured him, and asked if he was alright.

He shrugged them off and said, "You two didn't hurt me, you just simply touched my neck, it's very sensitive."

"Oh, ok Boss!"

"Ah, I see... so you're ticklish there-"

"Don't go getting any ideas, Orbot, you'd have better luck teaching Cubot algebra."

"Wasn't planning against you... just wondering why you haven't done it to Sonic, yet."

"Wh- I'm a supervillain! Not a CHILD!!!"

"Yes, I know sir... it's just a suggestion."

"... Dismissed!"

After they both left, he remembered the time he tortured Sonic when he defeated him. He doesn't want to admit it, but the thought of tickle torturing Sonic would be very satisfying. But for now, he will rest...

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-two weeks later-

It's ready! A new torturing device for when he finally beats Sonic again!

'This time he won't be able to escape,' Eggman thought.

"ORBOT! CUBOT! COME HERE!"

Both the robots drop what they're doing and immediately comes to Eggman's aid.

"What is it, Boss," asked Cubot.

"Yes, what is it," Orbot added.

"Behold! My new torture device for Sonic!"

Eggman removed the sheet from the robot and yelled, "The Tickler Egg!"

Both robots looked unimpressed.

"Oh come on, Doctor," Orbot said, "the tickle thing I said a while back was a joke."

"Oh, but I'm not joking, Orbot! I'm going to capture him again and make him laugh until he tells me every weakness he and all his other friends have! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

"Welp, he's lost it."

"Yes, he has."

Both robots leave the doctor, while he's still laughing, and went back to what they were doing earlier.

After finally noticing they left, he decided to test the robot on a few flickys.

When the tests were successful, he decided to try and tweak it a little bit, so that way, if the robot detects any movement, it will keep tickling. (He planned on making Sonic pass out)

However, he had forgotten to build voice activated commands for the robot, which is where the robot starts to slowly malfunction.

When Eggman tried to leave, the robot blocked the only door leading out of the room.

"Stand down, bucket of bolts!"

Then, without warning, the robot grabbed Eggman and pinned him against the wall.

"OOF," Eggman grunted, "H-Hey! Put me down this instant!"

The robot ignored him, for obvious reasons, and decided to lightly scratch his neck.

"H-HEY! S-STOP! Noooohoho!"

Eggman hoped to God Orbot and Cubot weren't anywhere near him, cuz he'd be more embarrassed than when he had admitted to Sonic that he was funny.

"St-stupid... grk! Rob-bot!!! HMPH!!"

Eggman bit down into his cheek when the robot also started tickling his sides.

'GOD DAMNIT! WHY'D I GIVE IT 20 ARMS!?' he thought.

A couple giggles started to escape him here and there, but he knew he was about to crack.

"Hehehehe... stohop it! R-RighHET NOHOW!"

The robot detects that Eggman was holding in his laugh, another feature he regrets adding, and decided to take his boots off. (I know it's a suit, but I don't want weird people imagining things while he's in his underwear, k?)

Eggman gasped and said, "N-No, please, not there! Please I-!"

And that's when the damn broke.

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

Eggman tossed, turned, flailed, ANYTHING to try and escape! But that only opened up his under arms, which tickle more than his feet.

"STAHAHAHAHAP!!! PLEHEHEHAHAHAHAHASE!!! IHI BEHEHEHEHEHEG OHOHOHOHOF YOHOHOU!!! ORHOHOHOHORBOHOHOT CUHUHUHUBOHOHOHOT!!! HEHEHEHEHELP MEHEHEHEHE!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!"

I wouldn't be able to tell you how long he was waiting for someone to come to his rescue, but he ended up crying of laughter and started to laugh silently. His stomach ached from all the laughing and he couldn't cry for help anymore as the tickling prevented any air to go into his lungs.

Just as he was about to pass out, Orbot and Cubot came into the room and pressed the off button on the robots back.

Eggman, when released, had curled himself into a ball and took very deep and heavy breaths, thankful for the air returning to his lungs.

"Heheh... hohohoho... hah!" He was still a bit tingly, though.

" Y-You two... speak of... this to... NO ONE... under... stood...!?"

"Y-Yes sir," they say in unison.

"Good, now draw a bath for me... and make it quick!"

"On it Boss!"

"Affirmative!"

He decided to scrap the tickle bot and stick to the painful type of torturing from now on... but that won't stop Orbot from trying something of his own... maybe not, since he doesn't want to get scraped.

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Why is this so bad to me! 😭

I don't think I'll make Orbot tickle Eggman, since he can punch metal so hard that it breaks.😰

[iwasbored777]

They asked Lee Majdoub what he thinks of Stobotnik vs what Stone thinks of it and this man chose violence omg the more I read the more painful it gets

[villiarty]

#GET A ROOM YOU TWO

[waystobuild-blog]

Stone and Eggman are best friends... right?

Special thanks to DUBUSUL for the clip used at the end.

[soulzerofever]

here you go tumblr you can have my meme i made in the 15 seconds of downtime i had yesterday

based off this post!