#leave me to do my dark bidding on the internet!
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"Just leave me to do my dark bidding on the internet!"
- Soma Cruz, probably.
Fun fact: The character whose voice I gave to Drac is named Vladislav (this was meant to be)
#castlevania#castlevania games#netflix castlevania#adrian fahrenheit tepes#soma cruz#vlad dracula țepeș
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coworkers: *come in to my office to ask me shit i've already answered*
me:
#gifs#horror#anya says shit#it's in the fucking email go away#leave me to do my dark bidding on the internet!
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Liberals on tumblr in 2016 when one would have a nuanced life experience that they could not project their own onto & categorize into rigid boxes based on their own life experiences:
#bleats#tfw you’re a dark skinned black woman who benefits from featurism#and also texturism#sorry for like… not ticking all the boxes#but me not having 4C hair doesn’t invalidate me being black lmfao#I’m not lying for clout on the internet just because I grew up in the suburbs lmfao my bad#I’m not ‘trying to be white’ just because I talk the way I do oh my god lmaooo#it’s either you’re damned if u do damned if u don’t when you’re a dark skinned black ‘exotical’ or whatever y’all calling it now 🙄#just let me live lmfao#just let black women live holy shit oh my god#I would have gotten shit for having 4C hair too#it’s genuinely insane how quickly ppl switch up the second they learn I don’t have 4C hair#lol rawr x3 don’t project your internalized racism onto me lol rawr x3#being a scene/alt girl doesn’t mean I’m ’trying to be white’ leave me alone holy shit#it’s so weird being a dark skinned black girl with a multiracial background#and then being called racist because u casually acknowledged your own existence#but if you hate yourself this means I’m bragging right? right??? lol#it’s either you’re lying for clout or someone’s projecting their own internalized racism onto u#like I’m not taking accountability because my existence triggered your own internalized racism dude#we’re the most phenotypically diverse group of ppl#and y’all are usually cool with this#until an ‘exotical’ (🙄) is confident in our existence#then SUDDENLY your canon event (me having the audacity to exist and be confident about it)#like why immediately cry out ‘internalized racism!’ the second I say I like my own hair texture#where tf did I ever put down any other hair texture bro#and god forbid when they find out my sister is a natural blonde holy SHIT the masks are OFF#god Also for-fucking-bid u see a photo of our grandparents#then here comes the projection#sorry u saw a random ass family photo and got triggered lol sorry#also if u lack reading comprehension lol u can’t scapegoat light skin privilege lol whatcha gonna do
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oh god, I think I've developed two different F/Os in a week!!
Pádraic Súilleabháin (The Banshees of inisherin)
Hes just do sweet and pathetic
He reminds me of a lost puppy and I wanna smooch him about it
Also he's hot when he's angry lol
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Nate Shelly (Ted lasso)
Unfortunate
However!!! That's babygirl and I think his villain arch is hot
I'm a sucker for deeply conflicted men djsjaksk
It may be a platonic fo haven't placed it yet lol
#romantic f/os#platonic f/o#nate shelley#padraic suilleabhain#i got a thing for anxious slightly toxic men ig#call that my trans guy swag#leave me alone to do my dark bidding on the internet
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Vergil: leave me to do my dark bidding on the internet!
Dante: what are you bidding on?
Vergil: I am bidding on a table.
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Nightmare: Leave me to do my dark bidding on the internet!
Dream: What are you bidding on?
Nightmare: I am bidding on... a plushie.
#undertale#undertale au#sans the skeleton#sans#incorrect quotes#dream sans#dream#nightmare sans#nightmare#dreamtale brothers
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Sir Pentious: leave me to do my dark bidding on the internet!
Niffty: what are you bidding on?
Sir Pentious: I’m bidding on a table.
#hazbin hotel#incorrect quotes#incorrect hazbin hotel quotes#sir pentious#niffty hazbin hotel#source: what we do in the shadows
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jenny: just leave me to do my dark bidding on the internet!
niko: what are you bidding on?
jenny: i'm bidding on a table.
#jenny and niko come back to me please#dead boy detectives#dbda incorrect quotes#niko sasaki#jenny green#source: what we do in the shadows
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Barbie: Now leave me to do my dark bidding on the internet!
Sasha: What are you bidding on?
Barbie: I am bidding on a table.
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Shamura: Now leave me to do my dark bidding on the internet.
Narinder: What are you bidding on?
Shamura: I am bidding on a table. :)
#cult of the lamb#cotl#incorrect quotes#cotl narinder#cotl shamura#source: what we do in the shadows
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Rocket: Just leave me to do my dark bidding on the internet!
Quill: What are you bidding on?
Rocket: I’m bidding on a table.
#incorrect quotes#guardians of the galaxy#peter quill#rocket raccoon#source: what we do in the shadows
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Catra: Leave me to do my dark bidding on the internet?
Bow: What are you bidding on?
Catra: ...A new bed for Melog
#spop#incorrect spop quotes#she ra and the princesses of power#spop incorrect quotes#incorrect she ra quotes#catra#spop catra#bow spop#bow#bow and catra#she ra spop#she ra incorrect quotes
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Minghao: Leave me to do my dark bidding on the internet.
Wonwoo: What are you bidding on?
Minghao: A table.
#wonwoo#minghao#the8#seventeen#incorrect seventeen#incorrect kpop#kpop#incorrect svt#incorrect kpop quotes#svt#incorrect svt quotes#incorrect seventeen quotes#svt incorrect quotes#seventeen incorrect quotes#kpop incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes#source: what we do in the shadows
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Eclipse: Leave me to do my dark bidding on the internet!
Kill Code: What are you bidding on?
Eclipse: A table.
Source: What We Do in the Shadows
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Phantom: Just leave me to do my dark bidding on the internet! Wang: What are you bidding on? Phantom: I am bidding on a table.
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Julian: Just leave me to do my dark bidding on the internet!
Robin: What you bid on?
Julian: I'm bidding on a table.
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