#lawyers rp

[insidemyblood]

I know the fandom is probably dead but I finally started watching Suits and Mike Ross is my type of muse 👀 so y'know, if you want a lawyer... I also have Barba and Carisi available.

[that-really-dungeons-my-dragons]

I can not explain how obsessed I am with Chip's first subclass feature being Fancy Footwork and how it ties into his character. I've talked about it before, but just...

It fits him so well. He's a character who survives by compartmentalizing a lot. If something is hard to deal with, or inconvenient, or scary to him, he just puts it in a box and leaves it there. He evades. He avoids.

The reality of his appearance now as an undead? Don't want to think about that too seriously. Stick a magic bandana on that shit and cover it up!

The likelihood of Arlin being either dead or Worse? He literally can't process that thought. Stick it in a box and bury it with false optimism and hope that even he's not sure he really believes.

Accidental marriage he doesn't want to be a part of? He will be faking his death and fleeing and then denying it being real at every opportunity.

Best friend gives him the best kiss of his life? He will be shutting down any subsequent attempt to talk about it and pretending it never happened, thank you!

Like this is just a handful of examples, there are many more. He has to be really pushed, either by other characters or the circumstances, to confront things like this. So the concept of his go-to move being about getting out of Situations like that is just so... it fits him. Like yeah, that's Chip. I want to tear my own hair out at how well he's been crafted to blend his mechanics with his roleplay flavor.

[candy-penrose]

Gonna start living my life like I’m in “crazy ex-girlfriend”

Got a problem? Sing a song!

Switch out old thoughts like “aw man my new shoes are ruined by that pile of blood I stepped in on the street :(”

For new ones like “time to sing a song about getting new new shoes!”

[imissmywife0]

Oh you feel bad?

Do you want me to pity you? Do you want sympathy?

How pathetic.

I’d be surprised if Penelope could ever love you again, or at least what’s left of you.

You’re a shitty excuse of a captain and an even worse husband.

I honestly couldn’t give a fuck about what shitty crap you have to say about me. You’re not real. Just some random guy on the internet trying to pull me down. I couldn’t save everyone. That burden will always weigh me down. I can’t undo what happened, and it’s all my fault. This I know. I’m with my wife, my son, but for what?

[nickythenrcghostieee]

I made a Disney swearing bar for whenever Nicky or someone else swears because I thought it'd be fun, and also the disney hammer doesn't let anyone in TWST swear ever, so I feel like it fits

[bigtittylawyer]

DAD?!

@chaos-cousins

NOT AGAIN

lmaoooo

Looks like this is yes again, Phoenix. Honestly, when are you going to just tell us how many kids you have?

OBJECTION!

I don't know.

hey there, presumably alternate Ren! out of curiosity, do the names Maya Fey and/or Mia Fey mean anything to you?

[therealnickfury]

If I have anymore grandchildren or children please come forward. I need to finish this paperwork and I’m gonna need all of my family line after me.

[telepathicteacup]

|• Barisi - Is there somewhere by Halsey •| "You're looking like you fell in love tonight, Could we pretend that we're in love?" ♡

I could not resist the angst the love I have for these two is forever, even if Dick Wolf is a coward 🤧

If anyone wanna rp Barisi message me! 💖

[piers-official]

Aright, punk advice for the day:

Never talk to cops.

Don' tell 'em about your day, don't tell 'em what you're doin', don't tell them shite. Just shut the fuck up.

Cops don't care about you or ya day or how ya are, they care about makin' money off of traffic stops- I.E. YOU.

Comply with license and registration, but don't say SHITE to the bastards. They're playin' nice t'get ya comfortable with talkin' to them and reveal ANY information they can use against ya.

Cops are NOT your friends.

[rmu-vincent]

If u and victor aren't dating then explain this!

Congrats on being the #1 most popular campus ship btw

I truly believe that there are no wrong ways of creating art; we should all be free to express ourselves and convey meaningful messages through mediums we see fit, unless our messages are harmful or disruptive in some way. However, it does not mean that I have to condone every creation I come across. For instance, there are things that I simply do not understand, such as this example of photo editing. There is nothing I have to explain, as this scene has never happened and is just another part of the collective fantasy that Victor and I are secretly in love. What nonsense!

On an unrelated note, this website has taught me more internet jargon than I would ever be willing to learn. Hopefully, one day I will be able to forget all of the horrifying grammar constructions and words that were created by the users of this platform.

I never thought I would say this, but always being first does not sound as good anymore. Does your statement imply there are other "ships"? Why had I been involved in something I had no clue existed? I am astonished.

[misterpseudonym]

“You see—uh, you see this small, sort of stalky looking goblin, uhh, alchemist warlock kid who’s sporting a pair of electric green tinted goggles propped over his forehead.

He’s got this curly grown-out braided mohawk that hangs in front of his eyes and ends in a little mullet—dressed kind of like, mangy Y2K, you know, little t-shirt that reads sweet heart in old curvy hippie font, insanely low-cut faded jeans, his midriff just like full [CHUCKLES]—fully on display. There’s a belt of tools and vials with shimmering, neon swirling liquid strapped really low around his hips and you see it’s kind of like [LAUGHS], studded.

Big round potions hang off one side and you notice on the other there’s a little holster for a pocket-sized, what looks like a grimoire, and even just peeking you can see it’s pink and absolutely bedazzled with rhinestones. Like it says Book of Shadows in silvery white puffy glitter glue.

You see [LAUGHS]—he’s got the like, one fang poking out from under the lip, and his eyes look almost—one is honey yellow and the other is pale cyan, and his pupils almost look like they’re permanently slitted paper-thin. As you approach his ears kind of twitch sensing your presence and you see they end in these small, dark green tufts, sort of like a bobcat’s. He looks up from his crystal and his like, manicured jet-black claws just keep skittering across the screen. He’s got a lollipop stick in his mouth but it’s like, budging like there’s no more lollipop and he’s just been chewing on it for wayyy too long.”

[thepollyjustice]

How do I apologize for being an utterly terrible scum of a Person that started a Scummy trend that I can't stop even after I tried to

“Well.. Apologizing can be difficult. You can’t control other people’s actions, and you shouldn’t take credibility for them.”

“There come a point where you have to just apologize for what you did and move on. Living with guilt.. isn’t healthy, and you have to forgive yourself too.”

[strnza]

ELIZA  KARDEL’S  ARREST  RECORD:

Age  17:  minor  in  possession  of  an  alcoholic  beverage  /  underage  drinking.  FINED,  no  jail  time  served.

Age  21:  public  intoxication.  FINED  &  community  service  time  logged.

Age  22:  public  intoxication.  FINED  and  90  days  served.

Age  23:  assault  /  battery.  Later  OVERTURNED  in  court  and  classified  /  clarified  as  self-defense.

[thesleaziestlawyer]

INTRO????

Gary Goldstein (He/Him)

The Sleaziest Lawyer in Hatchetfeild

Hi, Gary Goldstein, attorney at law. I’m Hatchetfield’s top (and maybe only) lawyer willing to get his hands dirty—reaaaaaal dirty. From divorce settlements to cult sacrifices, I’ve seen it all and taken a cut. In a town full of secrets, someone’s gotta be the guy to exploit them. Might as well be me.

(P.S. - Please don’t knee me in the crotch again, Linda.)

“Get ready for audits! Audits up ya ears! Audits in your yin yang! Audits in ya WAZOO!”

OOC:

Hiii, I’m Wesley/Chester (he/him). Honestly, gang, I don’t know how to characterize this guy, so good luck! Open to all kinds of plots and interactions.

[smckehour]

open to: anyone.

"i've got a client list longer than a horse's mane past it's asscrack and you expect me to just 'work you into my schedule'? impossible. since when did i become your emergency contact?"

[therealnickfury]

Director Fury, I found something… odd?

Who is the holy fuck made me white? Bitch if that isn’t burned I’m coming with the Stark lawyers!