therealnickfury

[therealnickfury]

can you make me an avenger?

I’m technically not in charge but why not? Just make sure you take care of Petey!

[therealnickfury]

i went on a college tour the other day :D Any tips for college?

Do NOT go for the early classes! You will want to sleep after all the homework! And please carry snacks not just for when you get hungry but in case you meet people that are! Snacks make you make friends.

[therealnickfury]

Meow

Translation- FURY IS THAT YOU?

@gooseygoodboy

Oh god! Who let goose on here????

[therealnickfury]

Yeah I know but my stark never really tries to keep pg.

You know that awkward relatable moment when you call your boss dad? Haha just me? Please tell me it’s not just me

[therealnickfury]

I believe you but he’s still not gonna plan it.

You know that awkward relatable moment when you call your boss dad? Haha just me? Please tell me it’s not just me

[therealnickfury]

Only because Pepper would kill him.

You know that awkward relatable moment when you call your boss dad? Haha just me? Please tell me it’s not just me

[therealnickfury]

Good, that’s not a joke @a-simpfortessa-lesbriean

So. I always call you Grandpa Fury. But I don't like it so I'll call you Grand Nicky the Furry :) or I'll just rename you that in my data base and call you Grandpa Nick

It’s just Fury. That’s what every other grandchild calls me and what they will continue to call me @a-simpfortessa-lesbriean.

[therealnickfury]

Yes! I should’ve asked you first! @capt-carter-mostly-official Tony’s parties aren’t really for fathers and daughters.

You know that awkward relatable moment when you call your boss dad? Haha just me? Please tell me it’s not just me

[therealnickfury]

So. I always call you Grandpa Fury. But I don't like it so I'll call you Grand Nicky the Furry :) or I'll just rename you that in my data base and call you Grandpa Nick

It’s just Fury. That’s what every other grandchild calls me and what they will continue to call me @a-simpfortessa-lesbriean.

[therealnickfury]

Yes we should. Stark, would you plan it?

You know that awkward relatable moment when you call your boss dad? Haha just me? Please tell me it’s not just me

[therealnickfury]

She did and now she is forever my child and I will harm whoever harms her.

You know that awkward relatable moment when you call your boss dad? Haha just me? Please tell me it’s not just me

[therealnickfury]

Totally just asking for a friend, does anyone know if Coulson is on this app? I don’t exactly know how to look for his blog and I felt like you or @agent-maria-hill would know.

I have no idea.

[therealnickfury]

You’re invited to my wedding, Nick.

I would assume so considering you are technically my daughter.

[therealnickfury]

For the love of god please help

If this post hits 20k notes I'll come out as trans to my family.

[therealnickfury]

I did only so that way they would stop eye-fucking each other when they think people wont notice.

I say we should have a sleepover, at yours or mine, whatever, but we MUST have a sleepover together

Absolutely. I say I come over to your house right after I packed my stuff

[therealnickfury]

Got some information on one person who was somehow involved in the incident with the Truman building. They aren’t giving me shit though and can’t have worked alone

— @moongirlwidow

P.s. torture isn’t in the cards since Nat would kill me

Well I’ll see if Loki or Wanda can just read their mind and see who their working with and how this happened.

[therealnickfury]

I just got that email too. Thanks for making so much more work for me.

Someone please explain why I just got an email from the State Department about a hole in the floor of one of the Harry S Truman Building which has the OFFICE OF THE SECRETARY OF FUCKING STATE?

@vpotts-official @not-a-poser @tonystark-official @respect-the-hyphen @becca-barnes-official @caroldanverofficial @totally-not-kate-bishop @yelena-belovedx @reallyreallyspiderman @buckybarnesoffical @white-wolf-actually @therealnickfury @agent-maria-hill @brooklynsspiderwoman @brooklynsspiderman

Whichever of you idiots is responsible I want an explanation RIGHT NOW