#lancelot subs

[librathefangirl]

HE DID IT! HE DID THE THING!!

LANCE CALLED MELI UNCLE IN THE DUB

I'M SO HAPPY AKBFSDHXFKDBAGLBLFABK 😭😭🥺🥺💜💜

[adhd-merlin]

thinking about the infamous tank quote

[coffeebrownn]

WAIT! - you mentioned that you have a csm Au? I would love to know more about it. Their design differs a lot from their original version ? Your ocs have suits so I think you can easily put them into the csm world without worry about their clothes / j

I WILL SAY THIS this is very embarrassing but i FORGOT most of the csm au (I didn't archive it, kill me) and it's very underdeveloped in some aspect o(< but it was fun to think their roles and the designs!

sadly, the only weapon hybrid design that i drew (and green check it) is Jeremiah's (it was 2 years ago,,,), he's a Rapier weapon hybrid!

There's also Noah's hybrid design, i never got the chance to draw it until now! It might be outside the weapon hybrid design, but it was really fun! He's a Sniper rifle hybrid btw!

AND YES! it was pretty easy to integrate them stylistically!! AND HAHDAGHSHDG Chainsaw man pretty much kick-start my love and interest of PEOPLE WEARING SUITS and then there's the Godfather 😐

[maxillness]

🇨🇦 || Day 5: Maiesiophilia || LS18 x gf!Reader

Warnings: 18+, unprotected sex, maiesiophilia, reader taking care of drunk!Lance, oral (f), fingeering, self inflicted orgasm denial, sub!Lance, praise kink, orgasm delay Wordcount: 1.6k Pregnancy fetishism (also known as maiesiophilia or maieusophoria) is a context where pregnancy is seen by individuals or cultures as an erotic phenomenon

He would never admit it, but Lance seeing his girlfriend pregnant, turned him on more than seeing her naked

He never told her, and he wasn't planning on it, but it might slip out anyways

One night, he had come home late. He had been invited out with some friends for drinks. She knew this, and knew he would come home drunk. She just wasn't expecting it to go the way it did when he arrived home

He had rung the doorbell, the first sign he was wasted. He stumbled into her arms after he had closed the door. He let out a string of multiple 'I love you' into the crook of her neck

"You're so hot, you know that, right?" She was pulling his shirt over his head, getting him into some more comfortable clothes "You being pregnant turns me on so much more than you think" She crouched down, helping him out of his jeans "Might get you pregnant again after you give birth"

His words were slurred as he connected their lips "Sit" She pushed him down onto bed "Don't lay down. Don't want you to fall asleep yet"

She walked over to the dresser, pulling the drawer out with his clothes, picking up a pair of sweats and a t-shirt "Here" She said handing it to him

He only lifted his arms up, looking up at her with soft and innocent eyes "You're a literal child" She chuckled, pulling his shirt down over his torso. She crouched down to his feet, helping him into his sweats

"I always love seeing you like this" He said, smiling slightly as she shook her head

"Hips up" She said, tapping his hip. She stood up as she got them on him "Come on. Under the sheets" She said as he had lazily laid on top of the sheets

"I don't want to" He groaned, curling up into himself. She pulled the pillow away under his head "Hey!" He looked up at her with confused eyes

"Under the sheets, Stroll" She said, pillow in her hand

He groaned, but got under the sheets anyway "Good boy" She said, putting the pillow back under him, and pulling the sheets properly over him

She walked over to the other side of the bed, laying down beside him, pulling his body into hers "I love you, baby" He murmured, hiding his face into the crook of her neck

"I love you too, Lancelot" He chuckled at the nickname as she kissed the top of his head

She woke up to feeling Lance's heartbeat into her back, his leg in between hers, and his fingertips dancing lightly on her upper thigh

"Mornin' baby" She sighed, turning around to be face to face with him "Sleep well?" She still wasn't entirely awake, so her two words were slightly slurred

"I don't remember anything between our third round of shots and up until now" They both chuckled

"Good thing i remember everything between you walking through that door and up until now" She took his face into her hand, kissing him softly

"Is that a good or a bad thing?" He asked, groaning slightly at the thought of all the things he could've said or done

"I don't know" She shrugged, smiling slightly "Do i look that hot pregnant?" She chuckled as he groaned, rolling into his back, covering his eyes with both his hands "Tell me. Do i?" She asked, getting on top of him, leg on either side of his hips

"I- You…" His words got stuck in his throat, not able to say anything

She took one of his hands off of his face, pulling it towards her upper part of her belly, putting it gently there, making his eyes widen slightly when he could feel to baby kick

He smiled softly, his teeth on display. She thought it would be an innocent, sweet moment as first time parents, but that all disappeared when she felt him harden under her

"So fucking hot" He said, a groan threatening to escape. He looked up at her, his other hand settled on her bare thigh, just below the end of her shorts

"Thought so" She chuckled, leaning down to kiss him "Want to know what you said?" She asked into the kiss

"Oh god no" He said, cupping her face, pulling her slightly more into the kiss "Wouldn't want to ruin the moment" He said, swiping his tongue over her bottom lip

She happily opened up for him, letting his tongue explore every corner of her mouth. He groaned when she pulled away to breathe

She started rolling her hips, grinding down on him, making him roll his head back, groaning in the progress

"Fuck, baby- Don't. I- Fuck" He held her hips, but not firmly "Fuck, you're so hot when you do that" His words made her grind down harder on him, pulling out a moan from him

He flipped them over, drawing a surprised yelp from her. He pulled her shirt over her head before attacking her neck with his lips

He trailed his lips down her body. In between her breasts, over her bump and down to her lower stomach

He kept kissing on her lower stomach as he pulled her shorts down. His lips went to one of her hips, kissing the way down to her inner thigh

"Lance, please" Her hand threaded into his hair, tugging at it lightly, encouraging him to go nearer where she needed him the most "I'll treat you so good after" She smiled when he didn't do what she wanted

She chuckled seeing the way he quickly got his hands to working on getting her panties down and off her legs

He immediately drew his tongue through her folds, drawing out a low whimper from her. He pulled back, only to take his shirt off before going back, his tongue flickering her clit, drawing loud moans from her

He back arched off the bed, her hand tightening in his hair, the other in the sheets. Her eyes rolled back into her head behind shut closed eye lids

He retrieved his hand from her waist, pulling it towards her center

He teased her entrance a few seconds before entering her with two fingers. He set a slow pace before he started curling hid fingers, making her body shake rapidly

"Baby. Lance" She pulled his head away from her, making him stop his motions of his fingers, but didn't pull out "I'm too tired to do two rounds. get up here so i can fuck you"

He had never gotten off the bed and out of the remainder of his clothing faster. She pulled him down on the bed, hovering over him, his hands on her waist

"You gonna be a good boy for me, Lance?" She asked, leaning down to place soft kisses on his collarbone

"Mhm. Good boy for you. Always" He hummed low, feeling her teeth sink into his skin. It should've felt like pain, but it was pure pleasure, drawing out a low moan from him "Please, baby"

She leaned back, hovering over him, legs on either side of his hips "Be a good boy and tell me what you want" She looked down at him, beautiful brown eyes looking up at him

"Please, i want you to take care of me, please" His words were whiny and breathless. She spat in her palm, taking his fully hard cock into her hand, starting to stroke him impossibly slow

He moaned bucking his hips up into her hand "Lay still, baby" She said soft, chuckling slightly when he whined, but stilled anyways "Good boy" She rewarded him by drawing the head of his cock through her folds, both of them whimpering

He moaned loud, closing his eyes shut, back arching off of the bed and hands tightening around her hips as she sank down on him

"Fuck, baby. Filling me up so good" She panted out, getting herself adjusted to his size "Such a good boy for me"

"Feels so good" He whimpered through breathless moans "Please- Move, please" He tried rolling her hips, making her move, but hands were too shaky

She started moving, slowly starting to set a good rhythm. She grabbed the headboard in front of her

Lance grabbed her hips tighter, thrusting up into her, making the sounds between their skin-to-skin contact louder, filling the whole house as well as their shared moans and whimpers

"Fuck, please. Feels so good, I'm gonna come" She leaned down, kissing his face all over

"Hold on a little longer, okay?" He nodded rapidly, his thrusts getting sloppy and his whole body shook "Good boy. I'm close, don't worry" One of her hands went down to her clit, starting to circle it

She felt her orgasm come really close "Fuck, baby. Come for me" He let go with no hesitation, pulling her over the edge as well, both their bodies shaking rapidly

"So good for me" She said, sliding sown beside him, placing her hand on his sweaty chest "Always so good" Placing a kiss to his temple "You're gonna be such a good daddy" They both chuckled

He turned on his side, placing his hand on her stomach "You're gonna be such a good mommy"

[fuckyeaharthuriana]

Arthurian musicals and opera watch/download links

Camelot (Broadway)

Live in Lincoln 2008 (youtube)

Bad Hersfeld 2005 (in German) (bilibili)

Takarazuka's Lancelot and King Arthur are both on VK video:

Lancelot (VK)

Legend of King Arthur (VK)

Xcalibur/Artus:Excalibur:

Xcalibur (Korean adaptation of Artus: Excalibur) with Eng subs, on VK

Artus: Excalibur (bilibili)

Other musicals

Merlin (1980s?), very bad quality (youtube)

Spamalot (youtube)

La Legende du Roi Arthur with English subtitles (youtube)

Fate Grand Order Stage Camelot (youtube)

Fate Grand Order: Grand Temple of Time (multiple parts) (bilibili)

Opera

Le Roi Arthus with Eng subs (youtube)

Albeniz's Merlin (bilibili)

Parsival 2016 with Eng subs (youtube)

Parsifal from Unitel Classica with Eng subs (youtube)

Tristan und Isolde 1983 with Eng subs (youtube)

Purcell's King Arthur 2004 (youtube)

Opera and musical missing:

Gawain opera

Sir Gawain and the Green Knight opera

A Connecticut Yankee musical

Knight Crew opera

Excalibur: La Spada nella Roccia musical

La Spada nella Roccia musical

Queens of Avalon musical

Re Artù Opera Musical

キングアーサーミュージカル / King Arthur musical (Japanese adaptation of La Legende du Roi Arthur)

[chainymail]

btw when I talk about not being into sub knight/dom royalty stuff I am NEVER talking about Lancelot du Lac and all the fucked up stuff he’s got going on. He whimpers and cums in his pants just from eating Guinevere out or brushing hands with Arthur and I would have it no other way.

[dizzyduck44]

Content creators are cutting off their noses to spite their face

Tonight as I lie in bed, I’m reading. (Lucy Worsley’s “Jane Austen at Home” if you must know). For the last few years bed time has normally been YouTube videos or instagram scrolling. More often than not F1 related.

As a Lewis and Lando fan I accepted long ago finding Lewis friendly content was hard, but there was at least lots of Lando content out there.

During the “Dando” years of McLaren there was good content if you could ignore the Daniel crazies (fans who’s god like bias goes beyond reason or reality). However now, with his second Aussie teammate on the bounce (this one people really want to believe is the driver he will be in 5 years, now), the Max fans trying to process their disbelief, the Lewis fans looking for anyone to retaliate at (because apparently it’s an eye for an eye), George fans who mock Lando because George does it (they skip the point they are actually friends and Lando gives as good as he gets) and recently Ferrari fans (I can only assume overtaking Charles and being closer to a title that he is 🤷‍♀️), Lando hating seems to have become a global sport.

And content creators, some who fall into one of the above categories (P1, Tommo), some jumping on the bandwagon (WTF1, CameronF1, FormulaBone). Some who apparently have beef with Lando for god knows what reason (Aldas) are playing up to this.

Literally there is one F1 content channel I would go out of my way to watch, Josh Revell and even he has had a pop (albeit half his content is comically admitting how wrong he was, Sir Lancelot aside).

Even The Race who, whilst their news report are generally unbiased, their race reviews have become hyperbolic personal opinions based on who they dislike.

I know I won’t be alone with this, Sergio, Logan and Carlos have been getting it all season. But I’ve actually found myself unsubscribing and ignoring people’s content because of their sudden Lando pile on. If I don’t engage, they won’t make money off me.

And if others are doing the same, I can’t help but feel they are willingly pissing off one of the largest fan bases in F1 and hitting themselves in the bank balance for it. I struggle to see the logic.

Because here is the thing. This will pass. And those casual viewers will drift away. What are they going to do from December to February with no F1 and subs down? They will find a new punching bag but the Lando fans won’t be coming back.

There really are the big 5 in F1, the drivers who bring the fanbases, sell the merch, inspire the crazies; Lewis, Max, Lando, Charles and I would say Checo. (I think Lando took Daniel’s spot 😬). If you have pissed off the fans of 4 of those drivers already I really hope you have a back up career available.

I’d rather read than tolerate or support most of the BS being put out recently. Because if your issue is someone grew up and at the first chance at a championship they refuse to be an arse, I can safely say I wouldn’t make time for you in real life. I sure as hell don’t have to online.

[winterlogysblog]

4KOTA HIGHSCHOOL AU

Liones University

Founder - Bartra Liones President - Meliodas Vice President - Gilthunder Prefect of Disipline - Dreyfus School Doctor - Hendrickson Middle School Principal - Guila Highschool Principal - Howzer Drama Teacher - Gowther PE and Science Teacher - Derieri PE Teacher - Griamore

Known Groups (Past):

The Seven Deadly Sins - Delinquent Gang led by Meliodas (yes, the president of the school) Members: Meliodas - Former Leader of The Ten Commandments; President of Liones University Ban - Owner of Fox's Sin (Bar & Resto) Escanor - Veteran Soldier Harlequin - Alias: King; Fashion and Costume Designer; Owner of Chastiefol (Fashion Clothing Brand) Diane - Former Ballerina; Model for Chastiefol Gowther - Drama Teacher of Liones University; Producer and Owner of Nadja Theater Merlin - Former Vice President of Camelot Academy

The Ten Commandments - Delinquent Gang led by Zeldris Members: Zeldris - Owner of Underworld Corp. Mael - Former Member of The Four Archangels Derieri - PE and Science Teacher of Liones Academy Monspeet - In the US Gloxinia - In France Drole - Also in France Melascula - Professor at Camelot University Galland - Professor at Camelot University Grayroad - <No information found> Fraudrin - <No information found>

The Four Archangels - Student Council Group Members: Ludociel - President Mael - Former Vice President turned member of the Ten Commandments Sariel - Secretary Tarmiel - Comittee Chairman

Known Groups (Present):

The Four Knights of the Apocalypse - just a gaggle of individuals Members: Lancelot - Captain of the Basketball Team; Models for Chastiefol in his free time (either he gets paid or he gets free stuff); Straight A Student (he doesn't even try); Subject of expertise - Math Percival - The most innocent bean known around Campus; Subject of Expertise - Foreign Language (doesn't know why he's good at it) Gawain - Former Camelot University Student; Captain of the Women's Volleyball team; Straight A Student; Self proclaimed chick magnet; Subject of Expertise - Science Tristan - Student Council President; Straight A Student (you're doing great sweetie); Subject of Expertise - Science and History

Percival Platoon - 4kota sub-group led by Percival Members: Anne - President of Fencing Club; Straight A Student; Subject of Expertise - English Donny - Varsity Basketball Player; Subject of Expertise - PE Nasiens - Hendrickson's assistant; Models for Chastiefol in his free time (automatic free stuff); has an obvious crush on Percy; Straight A Student; Subject of Expertise - Science and Geography

Tristan Platoon - 4kota sub-group led by Tristan Members: Isolde - Cheer Captain; has an obvious crush on Tristan; Subject of Expertise - Art and Design Chion - Campus A-hole; Does not care about anybody except for Tristan (Isolde and Jade too but mainly Tristan); Subject of Expertise - Science and History Jade - The tolerable one; has an obvious crush on Isolde; Subject of Expertise - Geography

Lancelot Platoon - 4kota sub-group led by Lancelot Members: Sixtus - Foreign Exchange Student (currently in France staying with Uncle Glox and Drole); Subject of Expertise - History (really good at memorizing specific dates) Tioreh - Member of the Gymnastics Club; Subject of Expertise - Arts and Design

[steddiemicrofic]

Steddie Microfic June 24th-30th Masterlist

sir lancelot by @sidekick-hero | Rated T | no cw | tags: childhood friends

Oscar the grouch by @hellfireloserclub | Rated G | no cw

grow where you're planted by @thefreakandthehair | Rated T | no cw | tags: modern au, no upside down, landscaper steve harrington, homeowner eddie munson, eddie munson & gareth friendship, confident steve harrington, flirting, different first meeting

Welcome home by @medusapelagia | Rated E | cw: smut | tags: established relationship, anal plug, anal sex, mean dom eddie munson, bratty sub steve harrington, spanking, daddy kink

Stuffed by @stevesjockstrap | Rated M | cw: language | tags: post-vecna, oblivious eddie, getting together

Stuff and Things by @steddieonbigboy | Rated G | no cw

untitled by @estrellami-1 | Rated G | no cw

Schism by @soaringornithopter | Rated G | cw: religious homophobia referenced

[coeluvr]

I'm more surprised that Lancelot has topped Luceris. The bottom energy is strong with him lol.

I think you mean he gives submissive energy 😭 top/bottom is physical while dom/sub is psychological.

I'd say he's more of a vers (can be either top or bottom) and he's submissive so he does whatever Luceris wants him to lmao.

[librathefangirl]

i've already watched the new ep too many times so... SOME OF MY FAVORITE DETAILS OF THE MELIODAS VS ARTHUR FIGHT

The Full Counter! (Meliodas swooping in at the last moment to protect his loved ones will never not make me sob)

The first sate sate sate of the season? With that epic pan over him holding his sacred treasure?? Also with him saying it in a way that reminds me of the sate sate sate of the Kingdom Infiltration arc??? HYPE!!

my sweet baby arthur what happened to you?? 😭😭

Meliodas managing to shield Tristan behind him AND looking intimidating while doing so (despite the height difference!)

Oh my pretty beautiful man, I've missed having you on my screen 😭🥹

The fucking power and destruction behind these attacks! Just the sheer visualization of it 👌

The way the new characters are FREAKING OUT and the old ones are like welp his majesty's got this, let's get out of the way

Tristan's wings!! I LOVE the black feathers (especially how they actually fall off in all the action)

i can't capture this through the screenshot but- The way you can just see and hear how much more uncontrolled and rage-driven Tristan's attacks are

Meliodas flipping the tables on Arthur! (the way Arthur goes from nearly landing a potentially fatal hit on Tristan to having to jump out of the way of Meliodas' attack)

Meliodas' demon mark! (and the way it only comes out AFTER Arthur almost harms Tristan 😭)

Trillion Dark!! The love I have for this move! And it looks fucking amazing here!

The oh shit look(s) on Arthur's face

Kick that racist, baby! 👏

The sound effects of Tristan's out of control darkness here... 👀

Tristan's reaction to realizing Meliodas got hurt 🥺 The gasp! The look on his face!

Okay. I wasn't gonna include any dialogue details here (because I've mostly been able to watch without subs) but... The dialogue that I know is happening here 😭 the how can I be a king if I don't care about my son bit from Meliodas and the to be a king we have to set aside our own feelings from Arthur, and this especially in light of Meliodas' past with his own father and his lack of care for his sons and opinion on personal feelings/emotions🥺😭😭

Meliodas immediately going to Tristan's side (even putting away his weapon and turning his back on his very powerful enemy because he loves his kid so much)

THE WAY HE'S HOLDING TRISTAN (I could make a whole post about everything I love about this one shot)

Despite how many characters can fly in this universe, there's something unnerving and powerful about the way Arthur does it in this scene - like. specifically the way he lifts off the ground

Meliodas willingness to die protecting his family is also something that will never not make by sob 😭😭

There's something about Percy's scream for Meliodas, and the way it's visualized, that just hits hard (and especially considering how he actually just met him)

Not the shook on his face 😭 he was fully prepared to take that hit

That catch!! 🥺

And the way he holds him 🥺🥺 and the worry in his voice 🥺🥺

The way he's just so happy that Tristan is okay and back to his normal self and nothing else matters at that moment 😭

Blurry background family!

And I'm gonna stop now because this was supposed to be about the Meliodas Vs Arthur fight and not the entire episode - but some final things I loved: Lancelot and his dramatic entrances, Percy literally vibrating with his want to help fight Arthur, the casual way Lance fights, Donny and Gawain's expressions/reactions throughout the whole thing (which tbh deserves its own post), and of course-

THE WAY THE OTHER SINS WERE READY TO PULL THE FUCK UP BECAUSE THAT'S THEIR FAMILY YOU'RE MESSING WITH DAMMIT!!

[salomania]

A rant might delete

honestly I find it funny when Arthurian retellings try to claim historical accuracy and seriousness by calling everyone by their welsh names and setting the tale in sub Roman Britain and having no magic. but then proceeded to write modred as the product of incest, evil rapist morgause good guy Arthur vilifying Lancelot and Guinevere and much more . What’s odd they tended to be inspired by previous retellings (like 🤢🤢🤮once and future king or mists of Avalon ) or continental romances (there is no Lancelot in the og early medieval welsh sources he’s purely French ) but they rarely touch any of the actual welsh sources I assure you Mr and Mrs retelling author never read elis gruffyd,Book of Taliesin, The Black Book of Carmarthen,The Mabinogion and the welsh triads. TLDR I’m just tired of these retelling authors trying to claim historical accuracy whilst not putting any effort of actual research and trying to appear more serious by being gritty and edgy and continuing to perpetrate stereotypes of the gloomy and backward dark ages

[maxillness]

🇪🇸 || Troublemaker || FA14 x Stroll!Reader

Warnings: 18+, unprotected sex, age gap, alcohol consumption, drunk sex, slowburn-ish, blowjob, orgasm denial, sub!fernando

Wordcount: 1.2k

God was she a troublemaker. She is a troublemaker

She knew this was wrong, but god did she lust after him. As well did he lust after her

Last time was the last time, that was what he said, and she has just nodded and agreed, but did it stop her from trying to get in his pants again? No, no it did not

She sat down beside her brother at the table, across from Fernando

She had been invited to a dinner between the three of them. She doesn’t know why, and she didn’t care to ask. All she knew was that she was seated in front of the man who had given her the best sex of her life

Well, he was seated in front of her brother, Lance, but it was close enough that she could say in front of her

They had been talking as if nothing had happened between them, but god, the way she bit her lip while they made eye contact, made him want to take her right then and there

Both her and Fernando had gotten a few too many drinks, while Lance had made sure not to drink anything so that he could drive them both to their hotels

As they stood up from the table when they were about to leave, her and Fernando both stumbled upon their feet

“Why is it you both drink way too much when we’re out to dinner?” Lance asked as he as well stood up

“It’s not everyday you’re eating dinner in Switzerland” She chuckled as she struggled to put on her jacket

“And the alcohol is better here than in Spain” Fernando commented slurred at his teammate

Lance in return rolled his eyes as he supported his sister as they walked out of the restaurant

Both her and Fernando sat in the backseat of the car. Big mistake

She was too drunk to care about her actions. Her hand slowly travelled over to Fernando, who only took her hand away when it lingered on his thigh

“Stop it” His accent was thick as he whispered to her sternly

“You can’t admit you don’t want me, Nando” She whispered so low, that he had to scoot closer to hear her

Before he could answer her, they had stopped in front of the hotel they were both staying at

“Do you want me to follow you up?” He asked them both

“No thank you, Lancelot. We’ll manage” She said as she hugged him goodbye

The tension in the elevator was hot. They didn’t speak, but the glances they exchanged where speaking for themselves

They both stepped out of the elevator, but before they went both their opposite ways, she pulled on his wrist, pulling him close to her

She captured his lips on hers for a soft kiss. Both of their pupils were blown wide when she pulled back

“Goodnight, Nando” She let go of his wrist, but before she got away too far, he pulled her back by her waist

“What-“ She stopped mid sentence as she was dragged towards his room ��I thought you said last time was the last time” She smirked they got into his room

“Shut up” He supported her head as he pushed her up against the wall as he roughly kissed her

Her hands supported herself on his biceps as his other hand went to her hip, pressing her further into the wall

She bit his bottom lip softly, making him whine, giving her the chance to slip her tongue into his mouth. She could taste all the alcohol he had consumed through the night

He groaned as he pressed his body close to hers, his obvious boner pressing against her lower abdomen

She gripped his biceps tighter, giving her enough control to turn them around, drawing out a huff from Fernando as she pressed him against the door

She went down on her knees, trailing her hands down his body in the meantime. Her hands fumbled with his belt, but eventually got it unbuckled

She unbuttoned and zipped down his pants. She pulled both his pants and boxers down just enough for her to pull out his cock

She spit in her hand before she slowly started stroking him, making him groan and throw his head back against the wall

As her tongue darted out to lick a thick stripe up his cock, she looked up seeing his chest rise and fall rapidly

A loud moan fell from his lips when her tongue swirled around the head of his cock. His hands grabbed her shoulders firmly as she hollowed her cheeks, sinking all the way down on him

“Fuck, forgot how good you make me feel” She hummed at his words sending vibrations all through his body, making him groan

He started bucking his hips into her mouth, making her gag every time he hit the back of her throat

“Yes, fuck baby” He groaned as he started twitching side her mouth “Fuck, I’m so close” His thrusts were starting to get sloppy

She pulled off of him with a pop. He whined at the lost contact as well as the ruined orgasm

“No- please- why-“ He couldn’t finish a sentence in his fucked put state

She stood up, wobbling as her knees hurt “Come on, baby. Be a good boy and sit on the bed. Clothes off as well” His actions were slow, but he got over to the bed as she discarded of her clothes

She walked over to him, straddling his hips placing her hands on his shoulders, his hands landing on her waist

“Please, baby- I need to be inside you” He whined into the crook of her neck

“Don’t worry” She lined herself up with his cock. She slowly sank down on him, drawing out moans from the both of them in the progress

He bit down on her skin, stopping himself from coming too fast. The stretch of her cunt burned, but god did it feel so good

“Doing so good for me” Her hands soothed his back muscles “Always so good” She groaned when his tongue soothed over the stinging mark he had made on her shoulder

“Please… Move” His words were breathy and slurred, but she understood him perfectly fine

Both of their moans started spilling out loudly as she started moving up and down on him. Fernando grabbed her waist tighter as he started thrusting up into her

“Fuck, yes baby. You fill me so good” She managed to say between loud moans as he was hitting the perfect spot inside her

“Please, baby. I’m gonna come” His thrusts were starting to get sloppy as his fingers trembled on her skin

She felt herself coming close to her orgasm “Come for me, baby” It only took a few more thrusts before he held her down on him, coming inside her. His actions sent her over the edge as well

They both sloped down on the bed, lying beside each other. It didn’t take long for both of their breaths to come back to normal

“Shower?” She didn’t need to put any other words into her sentence. He only nodded as she stood up “Good. Come on”

[drconstellation]

Monkey Business with Furfur

This is a 2024 Smut War meta

(NSFW? I tried to keep it reasonably clean, just filled with innuendo.)

Time to dig up some dirty dirt from before the Fall.

Memory problems? Oh, Hell no! There was no way Crowley was going admit to remembering this bit of history between him and Furfur, especially not in front of Aziraphale.

On the surface this incident with Furfur in the dressing room at the Windmill Theater adds weight to the appearance that Crowley has holes in his memory, just like Gabriel does during S2. But a closer look at the language being used during the post-magic show scene actually reveals quite the opposite - something that is - well, I shouldn't say totally unexpected because I've written about it tangentially before - but something that I think will shake up the way we view things between the three of them.

Firstly, lets review what I call the sub-story theme running underneath this section of the episode: King Arthur and Camelot. I talked about it length in my meta Once and Future Royalty. Here's the important paragraphs from that work for this particular meta:

Yes, poor old Furfur. Two's company, three's a crowd, as they say. Now we know we're in Camelot, we need to be reminded of the central tragedy of the Arthurian story, that ultimately led to the golden kingdom's fall. Lady Guinevere, Arthur's queen, famously loved Sir Lancelot, and the two were passionate lovers. It was essentially a love-triangle at the top, with Arthur being jilted, but he wouldn't/couldn't discard his queen. Where do we see this playing out in 1941? Furfur, pleased with himself for catching an angel and a demon in the act of consorting together (with the help of the zombies,) barges into the backstage dressing room, and confronts the lovers with their crime. But who is playing who in the Arthurian love triangle? I would say Furfur is clearly caught in the role of Arthur here. Consider the following exchange:

[See GIFs at top - I will quote relevant script shortly in detail]

Furfur claims a past intimate relationship with Crowley, which Crowley spurns offhandedly. Crowley is playing Guinevere here, jilting Furfur/Arthur, which leaves the demon-smiting Aziraphale standing in for the handsome hero Lancelot (with his French connections, no less), and doesn't he make us weak at the knees when he drops his voice an octave in dominating disgust. (Is it suddenly getting hot in here...?Phew!)

Recently someone posted more images of Furfur's costume, and the sash was shown reversed, where a red crown can clearly be seen under the stag's head, which to me just adds weight to the Furfur=Arthur role.

Next we need to take another look at this line from Furfur:

FURFUR: I was right next to you. We did loads together. You used to jump on me back, little monkey in the waistcoat.

Everyone took this too literally.

Really.

I mean really really.

There are two things - ok, three things - this set of lines tells us.

The first is the most obvious and likely the surface impression - maybe Crowley did turn himself into a monkey. But this is a misdirection to the real information here, so forget that. Put it to one side for the moment, at least.

Secondly, Furfur had a "monkey on his back."

We see by this turn of phrase that he was burdened by a problem, or something he couldn't let go of, and in this situation it clearly looks like a long held bitter feeling towards Crowley and his apparent freedom on Earth.

CROWLEY: Oh, we shan't, this is ridiculous. [leans back and puts hat over his face] FURFUR: No, what's ridiculous is demons like you doing what they please. And somehow still getting on, while demons like me graft for hundreds and hundreds of millennia and never get a sniff of a promotion! Well, not this time. Expect a Legion to come for you first thing tomorrow. Enjoy your last night on Earth.

Thirdly, the whole thing indicates there is a past history of "monkey business" between Furfur and Crowley, before the Fall. This is further emphasized by Furfur's greeting on arrival:

FURFUR: Hmm, well, well, well... What have we here? AZIRAPHALE: Sorry, have we met? FURFUR: Oh, no, you never had the pleasure, but... we have, haven't we? CROWLEY: Have we?

Ohhhh, Crowley. o_0 No, no, no, no, nooooooo..........

Can you see it? Can you see why he would deny knowing Furfur? That they did "loads together?"

Do you know what "monkey business" is an alternative phrase for?

Remember the Arthur/Guinevere/Lancelot love triangle?

Do you think Crowley is going to admit this in front of his angel?

Uh huh.

Really. Really really.

An "unreliable narrator" indeed.

[gingersnaptaff]

For the arthurian ask game: ♘, 🫅, 💚, 📽, 💛, 🥰, 💏

♘ Favourite Knight/King🫅Favorite Lady/Damsol/Queen

YOU KNOW I MUST SAY GUINEVERE!!!! SHE IS MY BELOVED! I ABSOLUTELY WOULD DID FOR HER (very Lancelot coded but he's RIGHT) AND I FUME CONSTANTLY THAT WE HAVE NEXT TO NOTHING ABOUT HER IN THR WELSH MYTHOLOGY AHSHDHDJDJDJD

💚 Favorite Quest/Story Arc

Owain! Hands down! I've said it before but the man gets a LION and a RING. He and Luned are besties, and he spends three years with his wife, goes back to King Arthur's court and immediately forgets... he... has a wife. >.>' Um, y'know, let's forget about that part. He was having an off day, y'know 😅

📽Recommend a book/movie/tv show etc

(There are no English subs but like enjoy the animation! I'm sure this has made the rounds on Arthuriana tumblr before ngl. Deeply sorry that all I am offering is Welsh shit. I AM that insufferable bitch, yup.)

(Also, Morgan Is My Name by Sophie Keetch is top-notch. You should read it immediately!!!!)

💛A Sibling Group/Dynamic That IS NOT The Orkneys

Not the Orkneys?! 😭😭😭

No, seriously, okay. I was gonna say Guinevere and Guinevak, BUT Palamedes, Segwarides, and Safir are my faves! Palamedes and Safir are literally ride or die (when they're not unwittingly fighting each other) and team up with Lancelot to rescue Guinevere from being burnt whereas Segwarides gets killed trying to REPEL Lance's rescue. Like... wjdjdjdjd THAT FUCKIN PAIN THAT CAUSES ME. (Also he gets cuckolded by Tristan. Ajsjddjd Tristan, please, CEASE AND DESIST FOR 5 MINS)

🥰An Arthuriana Headcanon

Apart from Gwalchmai and Peredur fuckin I truly believe that Owain's twin dister Morfudd is far more chaotic than he will ever be. I have no proof for this but I boeev it with my whole heart.

(Also, yeah, I've said it before but Gwenhwyfar and Enid had a lesbian encounter in 'Geraint ac Enid.' You cannot convince me otherwise.

💏Crack Ship (s)

Has anybody considered Arthur x his Gwyddbwyll board? ANYBODY? (Seriously, the man is inordinately attached to it.)

[jujumin-translates]

★ Main Story | Act 13 - Budding Spring | Chapter 27 - Papa Crisis

Banri: You guys can take a twenty-minute break here. Good work.

Masumi: The KniRoun Stage video is up.

Sakuya: Waah, it is!

Chikage: Lancelot’s pretty eye-catching.

Tsuzuru: He was even working on his sword fighting for KniRoun in between rehearsals. Must’ve been rough.

Banri: Nah, he was havin’ the time of his life, trust me.

Citron: Itaru looks like he is having fun~.

Rento: Ooh~, his overseas debut, huh? Looks like he’s doin’ great.

Rento: Still, absolutely insane as hell that he’s comin’ back here right on openin’ day.

Izumi: It really, truly is…

Izumi: In the past, it would’ve been unthinkable to try and to this, but with the current Spring Troupe, I think we’ll be able to pull this plan, even with it cutting it so close.

Banri: Well, it’d be pretty nice to keep this kinda energy goin’ through openin’ day.

Tsumugi: I hope Itaru-kun was able to get to the airport safely.

Sakuya: It’s about time for his flight, right?

Chikage: Let’s check the chat.

*Phone notification*

Izumi: Ah, I just got a LIME from…

Itaru: “problem, can’t get on my flight, airport’s shut down bc of a strike.”

Tsuzuru: WHAT!?

Sakuya: A strike!? That won’t end any time soon…!

Tsumugi: Sometimes the end soon, but sometimes they go on for days. There’s no telling what will happen…

Banri: What’re we gonna do? I mean, we could get through openin’ day with an understudy, or delay it entirely, but…

Masumi: We considered a lot of factors when we picked the date of opening day. It’s the day that’ll give us the most views with the least competition from other troupes, so moving it should really be our last resort.

Izumi: Right… And refunding tickets would have a huge impact on our votes…

Izumi: We’ll still have to deal with refunds if we go for having an understudy, but the damage with that should be minimal.

Banri: Guess we gotta go with an understudy.

Sakuya: Um, can we at least wait until the very last minute?

Tsuzuru: We want to wait for Itaru-san’s return for as long as we can. Can we at least do that, please?

Izumi: …

Tsumugi: I can be ready to sub in at any time, so don’t worry about it.

Sakuya: Thank you so much!

Chikage: I’m arranging a flight for him at another airport as we speak. With this one, he’ll be able to just barely make it in time for the start of the performance.

Chikage: Someone get into contact with Chigasaki and tell him to hurry to catch the bus.

Tsuzuru: On it!

Tsuzuru: “Itaru-san, please hurry to the nearby airport ASAP!”

Chikage: The next bus is leaving at--.

Citron: “I will give you a lucky chant so you will make it in time!”

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Announcement: “The plane has arrived at Narita Aiport two hours later than scheduled.”

Announcement: “We sincerely apologize for the delay in its arrival due to weather conditions. We offer our deepest condolences to those affected by the delay.”

Itaru: (CITRON used Lucky Chant! The Lucky Chant shielded me from a critical hit…!)

· • —– ٠ ✤ ٠ —– • ·

UC: Run, Chigasaki.

Itaru: (I am running!)

Saku: You can do it, Itaru-san!

Curry: director said she’s coming to pick you up

taruchi: dw abt it, it’ll be faster if i take a taxi

· • —– ٠ ✤ ٠ —– • ·

Passerby A: Huh, is the line for getting a taxi really this long?

Passerby B: Probably because of a group of tourists~. Let’s just take the train.

Itaru: (Wait, the line for taxis is THIS long? Oh, I’m so screwed…)

Itaru: (Should I ask Director-san to pick me up now?)

Itaru: (But I’m sure she’s busy getting everything ready for the start of the show. Not to mention, even if she comes now, we probably wouldn’t make it back in time for the start of the show anyway--.)

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