#lancelot du loc

[fabletongossip]

I'm really looking forward to Arthur and Lancelot showdown. I want Felix to be around before it happens though. Can you imagine?

Why stop at Felix? Let’s get the whole gang together and see how the king treats his knight.

@the-onceandfuture-king, @knightedlancelot, @i-can-fix-it-felix, @gxpendragon, @aggressivelyastrid

[frankenpagie]

12.9.19

[emittingauras]

@viinylscratch​

“C’mon, Lance, you can’t be serious,” Arthur rolled his eyes. He had a stack of chicken feed he’d picked up from the market in his arms and aching feet from his trip into town and with the knowledge that he had just as long of a trek all the way back home. They’d passed by a sword in a stone -- the infamous sword in the stone, the one that countless people had tried - and failed - to free. “Everyone who’s tried to free that has been taller, smarter, or stronger than me. Or some combination of all three. What’s the point?” Arthur? King? It was an impossibility, he was no one’s son, another orphaned kid without a bed to call his own. “Between the two of us, I think you’re the likely candidate,” He heaved as he rested the chicken feed on the ground. “Why don’t you go ahead and try? Maybe you’ll even have people calling you your majesty by the end of the day.”

[thekingswench]

Lancelot du Loc

THE BASICS::

Faceclaim - Cillian Murphy

Age - between 42 and 48, depending upon opposite

Gender - Male

Sexuality - Pansexual

Occupation - Personal bodyguard, head of Roundtable Security Company 

TRAITS::

Stoic -  Lancelot is someone who rarely lets things get to him, preferring to keep a level head. The things he deals with on a daily basis, the people he protects, cannot be left to their own devices. Each detail must be memorized, planned, and drawn out to the umpteenth degree.

Level-headed -  There’s something about his rank that makes people see the power that it holds. They don’t see the mental stability that it takes to uphold it. There is a certain levity to his job that makes his moods as steady as a rock, immovable and impenetrable.

Loyal -  The thing that most people who work with him learn quite quickly is that Lancelot is chivalrous and loyal to a fault, almost to a point where it could be considered obsession. The loyal little guard dog, they call him. He lets them, recognizes that they are not wrong. In a way, he embraces it, though it can become tiresome.

BACKSTORY::

If you asked Lance to tell you about his life before the age of ten, he wouldn’t be able to. He simply doesn’t remember it. Before coming to live with his adoptive mother, Viviene, on a reserve in Alaska, the boy knows nothing. Specialists were called, therapists and psychiatrists consulted, but there was a memory wall and it was as thick and as strong as steel plating. It didn’t bother Lancelot any, not really. Obviously, the life he’d lived was not one he needed to remember if there was that large of a disconnect. 

He and his mother lived a quiet life, the boy and, much later, young man taciturn and quiet. Lance was loyal, hard-working, and he found himself with an affinity for watching over the people around him, particularly his mother. Viviene was alone before him, her husband leaving one day and never returning. She’d mourned him but that was life, she supposed, and it was one of the many difficult lessons she passed on to her son. 

When he came of age, Lancelot left home and began to wander, attempting to find his place in the world. Somehow, it became what he’d always done, protecting people. At first, it was merely odd jobs, helping out a company executive here and there or, eventually, senators and Congressmen and women. Lance became well known across the country and, as a result, Roundtable Security was born. 

He runs the company at top dollar, hiring the best and expecting that in return from his employees. They are meant to be clean-cut and spit-shined but he does not care whether you’re an ex-Marine or a person looking to do good in the community. As long as you fit the bill, pull your weight, and know-how to hold your own, Lancelot du Loc can be counted to have your back.

WANTED PLOTS:: 

Mister President - gOD SOMEONE PLEASE GIVE ME AN OLYMPUS HAS FALLEN SCENARIO where Lance is protecting the president (who he can totally be in love with it’s fineeeee) and the First Lady (who he probably also likes bc duh why wouldn’t you???) and has to get them somewhere safe. I’m talking ANGST and PAIN and some shootouts because yEP that’s his job. Oh, and Feelings. Those too. 

         THAT BEING SAID: I would be MORE THAN HAPPY to adjust this to ANY bodyguard scenario

Bossman - Let Lance be someone your muse works with, whether that’s someone he butts heads with but keeps around or someone who he admires greatly for their work. This can take shape in a variety of ways and I am more than happy to accommodate them. Please feel free to message me with any ideas you may or may not have!

Memory Wipe -Your muse can be an old friend of Lance’s from his time in Alaska or they can be someone with a connection to his past that he’s only just now beginning to piece together. He never really wanted to know about what happened to him growing up, but your muse’s appearance in his life might just make him rethink that. 

MUSES - RULES - ABOUT THE MUN

[writermuses]

@thekingswench continued from here

"Lancelot du Loc." The tone of Octavius' voice was gravelly with equal measure of exhaustion and annoyance. The man had all but made a show of taking his clothes off and was now choosing to refuse to get in the bed? Octavius was having none of it. Tavi raised an eyebrow. "If I'm so old then it's probably best you leave me here in this hospice bed and take that vacation without me." His dark hazel gaze moved across the empty expanse of his bed and back to Lance, dragging his tongue across his lips. The situation unnerved Octavius just a little. Sure, it had been a while since he'd been with anyone, longer still since he'd been with a man, but this was someone he actually cared about. It was messy and Tavi didn't do complicated. Still, there he was, one raspy command in his native tongue, "Ven aquí y bésame!"

[theredandwhiteknight-if]

God: Begone Lancelot Du Loc, your mind is far too familiar with filth and debauchery to ever be pure, only those who are clean and chase may ever hope to hold the Holy Grail in their palms....

Lancelot:.........fucking prude

God: what was that

Lancelot: nothing my mighty lord :D~!!!!!!!!!!!!!

😂😂😂 Justice for Lancelot. He got done dirty by the Grail. The funniest part too is after he is rejected by the grail, he vows to become a better man and stop his adulterous ways… pretty much up until he reunites with Guinevere and immediately goes back to sleeping with her. Imagine being told off by God and then immediately ignoring God’s advice.

Poor Gawain also gets done dirty in the Grail Quest. He never actually reaches the Grail but he just keeps going places where people keep telling his what a sinful loser he is and how he’ll never get the grail. He did also kill a bunch of his fellows knights of the round table (I think it’s mentioned as 18 one time) though, so maybe the people had a point.

[eyesopod]

gwen and merlin why are u the only characters in this show that i consistently like

[gringolet]

hey wait holy shit

while we're talking about ~dark galahad~ i think his grail quest actually killed more people than mordred did, statistically speaking

knights who die on the grail quest:

percival

dinadan

yvain

bademagus

colgrevance

galahad himself

and between 29 and 27 other unnamed knights

knights who die at camlann

arthur, obviously

mordred

lucan? i guess

an unrecorded number of other knights who apparently didn't matter enough to name or count

but neither of those statistics is as impressive as the number of named knights lancelot kills while rescuing guinevere/escaping, holy shit his team kills are insane

agravaine

gaheris

gareth

gingalain

colgrevance

mador de la porte

meloit

petipase

galleron

melion

astamore

gromore

curselaine

florence

lovel

belliance

segwarides

griflet

brandiles

aglovale

tor

gauter

gillimer

damas

priamus

driant

reynolds

kay (but a different kay)

lambergus

herminde

pertilope

perimones

the lesson here is that the road to murdering dozens of your coworkers is paved with good intentions and that people named du loc are 100% more dangerous that the emo bastard destined to kill you

[comatose--overdose]

So I got my mom to watch Merlin with me, and we got to "Lancelot du Loc" She wondered why I left the room for the episode, thinking it couldn't possibly be that bad.

She gets it now.

[inna-thetempestuousstream]

A handful of people have pointed out that in the French dub of Trollhunters Barbara’s surname is Du Lac/Du Loc which means “of the lake” and that in the Arthurian legends there are Lancelot du Lac and Lady du Lac.

I’ve found one of the Arthurian books which state that Lancelot was the adopted son of the Lady of the Lake who found him as a baby.

[fabletongossip]

Lancelot has already won my heart, oh myyyyyy

Tall? Check. Handsome? Double check. Relatively moral but willing to break the rules for love? Triple check. Now how can I get a piece of him?

@knightedlancelot

[emittingauras]

Arthur & Lance || Send “⁇” for a DRUNK text.

Send “⁇” for a DRUNK text.

[ arthur ]: guinevsere and ii walked tby thze gym vliwhe you were wforking out earlier [ arthur ]: and i [ arthur ]: jmust [ arthur ]: damn

[mouser26]

I discovered Overly Sarcastic Productions

this is possibly bad or AWESOME “The bathbomb ballsack ocean birth is the LEAST disturbing option”

"Alexander the Pretty All Right"

"God of all things protaganist-y”

“This is what happens when you don’t have the constitution for math.”

“Lancelot ‘best knight in the world’ Du Loc an exile prince raised by the Lady of the Lake in her fairy kingdom who is super handsome and totally unbeatible and all the girls like him and also he totally gets the girl not Arthur- is someone’s Original Character do not steal. Try and contain your shock/disbeleif.”

[tinygiantrobotsinouterspace]

OH BOY. MY FAVORITE PART OF THE DAY.

So, Duloc. Or, you might already know it with a space in there: Du Loc.

As in Lancelot Du Loc. Lancelot of the Lake, greatest Knight of the Round Table and, according to the Fate series, a very loud boy.

Which means not only does France exist in the Shrek universe, Shrek actually exists in the ARTHURIAN universe and TAKES PLACE in Arthurian France.

donkey saying “parfaits may be the most delicious thing on the whole damn planet” implies

the existence of a concept of a hell and damnation in the shrek universe;

the recognition that the earth is one of several spherical bodies which orbit the sun

[rhianna]

AuthorMalory, Thomas, Sir, -1471 AuthorMorris, Charles, 1833-1922 TitleHistoric Tales: The Romance of Reality. Vol. 13 (of 15), King Arthur (1) ContentsHow Arthur won the throne -- The deeds of Balin -- The treason of Morgan le Fay -- Lancelot du Lake -- The adventures of Beaumains -- Tristram of Lyonesse and the fair Isolde -- How Tristram came to Camelot. LanguageEnglish LoC ClassPS: Language and Literatures: American and Canadian literature SubjectArthurian romances SubjectMalory, Thomas, Sir, active 15th century. Morte d'Arthur -- Adaptations CategoryText EBook-No.31900 Release DateApr 6, 2010 Copyright StatusPublic domain in the USA.

[fatgoatboi]

perhaps the most challenging opponent Lancelot has ever faced!!!