#lance: bisexual disaster

[graniteknight]

I love having no actual ship name for Clay/Macy/Lance, but they're the colours of the French flag, so they're just "poly French flag"

[wickedwitchofthesouth]

"You could kiss a hundred poison boys. Shoot another shot just to stop the feeling. You could say it's just the way you are! make a new excuse, another stupid reason-

WELL GOOD LUCK, BABE"

[armed-with-a-waffle-iron]

Awwww, Babs🥺

[thesoftbreado]

It’s apparently been years since the last shallurance fix on ao3 so… here we are :) 

[cherryelectricboogaloo]

Fallout has done irreparable damage to my psyche and the underwater vault me and my bestie made for our OCs is simultaneously a big and a small part of the reason why

[zeraplus309]

If it helps I did laugh

I love Klance fics where Keith is really awkward and Lance is the cool kid

But I also like ones where Keith is like: 😎 ✨

And Lance is just like: 😳 and turns into a blushing bi-saster (like disaster? Get it? ... You're supposed to laugh now)

[theroundbartable]

Okay, if you were asked who are in Merlin BBC & Voltron that you can see based on canon that are gay/bi/pan/demi, which characters are they? Why?

What a fun ask I'm totally not doing to procastinate on cooking... XD

BBC Merlin

Arthur Pendragon is, in my head, demiromantic and bisexual... It sort of depends on the circumstances/episode. Arthur needs a very long time to really feel connections with people and only starts to consider love after he really gets to know them, hence his constant search for true love in the show. With Merlin I'm not entirely sure if he was attracted to him instantly, strangely enough feeling a connection from the moment they met, or if it takes him till the end of the series when Merlin confesses his magic and finally shows his true self to realise the depth of his feelings.

Merlin is, well... Bi Bi Bi. A disaster bi in fact. With a preference for sweaty men in metal boxes, he's not very peculiar. However, Merlin is a one person hyperfixation kind of guy. Most people are convinced that Merlin's gay.

Gwen: I feel like most people in BBC Merlin are bi and Gwen is no exception. Like Merlin, she prefers the hero type in metal uniforms. But she also had a thing for Morgana in the beginning.

Morgana: lesbian. I have never seen a woman so disinterested in men, I'm not surprised that they casted Katie McGrath in supergirl as supergirls love interest. I might settle for homoromantic and asexual. But definitly in love with Gwen in the very beginning.

Sir Leon, my beloved, the immortal, the one and only, the eternal suffering aro/ace. I don't have to explain this one. The only counter moment is the Lamia episode where Leon suddenly develops interest in women out of nowhere. My personal take is that anyone could be fallen under a Lamia's spell, this one just had a taste for men (and male presenting).

Sir Elian: once upon a time I clocked them as nonbinary and sadly that's as far as I thought into this character. Pretty sure he's aromantic. He/they pronouns. I dunno, I don't think Elian would conform to anything if given a choice. Aromantic too, I think. Like Leon, there is no interest there, but he does play around with Percival and Gwaine quite often, so I'd take that as allosexual.

I am excluding Gwaine because I think canon Gwaine is written as a straight oblivious fuckboy. Albeit a kind one XD fanon Gwaine is often poly/ pan... Or into apples. Lmao XD and I'm not sure about Percival because the man has a dead wife and kids.

Voltron

Keith: with his lack of interest in women, he can only be gay. That man looks at no one quite the same as he looks at Lance. what the hell was the whole bonding thing if not a hint for post canon klance? Sorry, not sorry XD rivals to best friends to lovers.

Lance: *bi bo bi* bisexual lighting Lance. Doesn't matter if you prefer klance or shallura, this man is a walking bi flag. I don't know what you mean by proof, just look at this wiggly boy with the fingerguns. He can't even sit straight! Can't do math either. He's perfect!

Shiro: probably the only character in my entire history of shipping that I would unqueer without feeling bad about it. I know he's gay, I just don't really see it in the writing. Of course there aren't always clear signs that someone is gay which is why this is good rep actually (+he's married), but you asked me for proof in the show and all I see is that this man is a dad. That's his gender and his orientation and that's all I really need to know.

Pidge: aro/ace because I love my aroaces and this child loves robots and robots only. Also nonbinary/genderqueer. Pronouns: fuck/off XD

I think Lotor should have been bi. Pre-canon Lotor had us Langsters ship Lotor x Lance and it was so much fun :D

Bob: gender: evil, orientation: villain. I hate this guy

Coran: the georgous man is either gay or pan. More likely pan because I vaguely remember he had a son?

I hope I answered your question reasonably enough XD thank you for the ask, anon :3

[anonymouszephyrus]

Voltron Characters Headcanons, go!

FINALLY! I HAVE.. too many..

Let's start with the original Red & Blue duo:

KEITH (Aka. He isn't emo, just unique)

- Demisexual Homoromantic (Yes.) - He/Him Pronouns - Full Name Headcanon: Keith's full name is “Keith Akira Kogane” and other languages. However, I like to think that Keith's father (whom I've named: Hyeong-Min, Hyeon by itself means “Virtuous or Worthy” and Min means “Sharp-minded” which I think fits someone who is Keith's dad.) His surname in Japan is Kogane, yes. But in Korea, it would be Kim. As both Kim and Kogane mean “Gold” in Korean and Japanese. This does mean that Keith has a Korean name along with his usual one. I'm choosing to go along with the idea that when Hyeong-min's parents left Korea and moved to Texas, they gave him a Korean name but when Hyeong-min and Krolia had Keith, they chose to gave him multiple names depending where he was. TLDR; (Japanese - Akira Kogane; Korean - Ki-Joo or Ki-Joon Kim/Kogane; Common - Keith Akira Kogane.) - Absolute Literature nerd (He spent a shit long time in that cabin. There's no way Adam or Shiro hadn't found him before and given him books or something to occupy himself.) - I love having him as Japanese-Korean + Half-Galra but he was raised in Texas so he's forgotten a lot of his Korean since no one was there to continuously talk to him in the language like his dad did. Shiro talks Japanese with him so that one is still fine. Keith's been trying to relearn Korean but it's hard since he gets sad (and mad) when thinking about his dad. - He wears eyeliner. Shiro taught him to. - He wears too many rings. And whenever he has to wash his hands, he takes them off, and Lance practically faints every time Keith flexes his hands to ensure his rings are in place. - Despite being touch-repulsed, Keith is so fucking touch-starved it's unreal. - Keith only calls Shiro “Takashi” when he's mad or sad. No in-between. One time he did it was when he was younger, Shiro beat him in Mario Kart and he got so mad, he screamed: "I'm disowning myself from you, Takashi!" and Shiro almost cried. - Keith's Galra side only comes out when he's focused, mad, or extremely flustered about something. Lance teased him to no end one time and his skin started turning purple. - After Allura and Keith had their talk, Allura's been trying to make his little Galra situation better. If she sees him slowly turning purple and becoming anxious about it, she'll turn purple too for the remainder of his ordeal. (And then it becomes a “who wears purple the best”) - Keith loves music, he likes to play the keyboard or piano at times, only problem is that he's a bit tone-deaf (which is surprising considering he actually is pretty good at playing those instruments.) - He is lactose-intolerant, only that he doesn't give a shit and does continuously eat or drink dairy products, it doesn't make him sick though because of his Galra genes... but he does, quite literally, destroy the bathroom.

LANCE (Aka. Too many sad shit)

- Bisexual Disaster (with a hint of internalized homophobia) - He/Him Pronouns - Full Name Headcanon: His real name is Leandro Agustín Nuñez Carmen Esposita-McClain, shortened to Lance McClain. Just like @autisticlancemcclain's headcanon, I love it a lot. (Sorry for the ping, if it did) - All his siblings have acronym names along with their mother. Mervin, headcanon McClain papa's name, is the only one without one. - Lance has central heterochromia, meaning the inner ring of his eyes are brown whilst the rest is blue. Kinda like this:

(This is a picture I got off Google, please don't sue me. And yes, I know it's more orange than brown but I couldn't find a good enough reference to show you all, basically it's just like that except the middle is much darker) - He's constantly terrified he'll forget things from Earth. Like his sense of time, the way colors are, the way the light moves, the moon changing every night, everything. Not just because of you know, Voltron and stuff, but because he has memory issues too. - He accidentally forgot the name of his niece and nephew one time and panicked afterward as he scrambled to think of what they were. Now, he has little notes in his pocket that holds all his family members' names. - Lance is a prodigy at playing music, specifically guitars but he doesn't think he's good after the last time he played in a competition, he got absolutely destroyed and insulted by one of the other sour competitors that he never tried to play a guitar again because everytime he tries to, that memory keeps coming back and it's one of the many reasons he has such low self-esteem. - He thought he was sick the first time he had a crush on a guy from the first week of being in the Garrison (it was Keith) and rang up his mother only to be politely told that he wasn't sick. - Lance often tries to write little poems for Keith because he knows how much he likes literature only to throw it allow or out the airlock when he thinks it isn't good enough. It leads to the first poem Keith received from him being the most romantic and elegantly made poem he's ever read... (and he only got it because Lance forgot where he left it when he was planning on throwing it away again) - Despite being a flirt, Lance cannot handle being flirted with. Keith is surprisingly smooth with his comebacks (it's only when he doesn't try). - Keith sometimes accidentally (or purposefully, depending on the situation) initiates physical affection and it flusters Lance to no end. - He prefers wearing gold because Keith told him one time that it suited him. Aka: Keith's opinion of anything Lance wears is what he sticks to as a fashion choice.

I've got more for the other characters! Stay tune for those. Next up: Pidge & Hunk, the lil' nerd duo!

PART: 2 & 3

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Hot Off the Presses!!

read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/LMItxzZ by phoenixlibrarian The others started shrugging or nodding their agreement, and Clark felt his heart start to pick up. He’d covered the league’s press release, even though there were dozens of other reporters there. Still, he and Lois had been in the news recently for winning a Pulitzer prize on an article about Luthor’s hiring practices, but Vicki Vale had also been there and Jimmy is admittedly attractive. However, Iris West, Cat Grant, and Chloe Sullivan had also been there! Usually, people never even noticed Clark Ke- “Fuck, marry, kill, Lois Lane, Clark Kent, and Vicki Vale.” — Or: The Justice League plays Fuck, Marry, Kill, but Clark Kent is on the roster instead of Bruce Wayne. Words: 3528, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: M/M Characters: Clark Kent, Bruce Wayne, Arthur Curry (DCU), Diana (Wonder Woman), Oliver Queen, Dinah Lance, Barry Allen, Hal Jordan (Green Lantern), J'onn J'onzz Relationships: Clark Kent/Bruce Wayne Additional Tags: Getting Together, Love Confessions, Fuck Marry Kill, Identity Reveal, Humor, Attempt at Humor, Bruce Wayne is Batman, Clark Kent is Superman, Clark Kent is a Ray of Sunshine, Bruce Wayne is Bad at Communicating, Bisexual Disaster, Justice League as Family (DCU), J'onn J'onzz is a Little Shit, Someone get Barry a date read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/LMItxzZ

[mosscreeper-ao3]

Lance, my buddy my guy my dude, pointing out how much sexier taller and muscular your friend appears is not heterosexual behavior.

"Does he look bigger to you guys"

Careful your gay is showing

He stared at him so much

[illmetkismet]

Hihihi!!!!! I Hope You don’t mind yet another ask from me!!!!!!! I’ve already said this before but I absolutely adore the way you answer questions and analyse stuff, it’s such a breath of fresh air to see!!!! This is totally self-indulgent so I hope you don’t mind me asking, but do you have any personal headcannons/analysis thoughts on Luis perhaps??? It feels strange to admit but he’s a very big special interest of mine so I just wanted an excuse to hear somebody else’s thoughts on him!! I hope You’re having a good day regardless!!!!

Always happy to see an ask from you, and don't even start with the strangeness or self-indulgence of being really into or asking about Luis; just yesterday I was wondering whether I should wait for spring to get a splish splash fish ankle tattoo or just do it now and deal with an itchy ankle in my winter boots lol...

So yeah, Luis is my love my turtledove the light of my life and I would LOVE the chance to talk about him!!! He was one half of why I got into resi in the first place (serennedy had me like 'hmmmm maybe horror games are not too scary for me if they have cuties in them....'), and every time I think about him my brain does that thing where you put your head in your hands and sigh while cartoon hearts float up above you...

He's just..... So good.... And despite that, he's made SUCH shitty choices. I love how painful that is for him, but that he's got enough self awareness to understand when he fucks up. He doesn't try to blame anyone else - he faces his mistakes and his own shortcomings (pride, willful ignorance, cowardice) head on, and tries so desperately to make up for them, even as he keeps making them.

I love that he's not some perfect angel, that he hangs on to the amber and intends on handing it over to Ada at first, in exchange for getting out of Valdelobos, despite knowing full well that no good will come of that. The part in Separate Ways where he tells her he doesn't care who she works for, could be the devil himself, so long as she gets him out of there was so shocking for me to hear at first, but then I realized that's the core of his tragedy - that he's a good man trapped in a horrible situation, and he's scared, he wants out, he wants to live so badly! Unlike Leon, he's got a healthy dose of self-preservation, and honestly, if I were in his shoes I would probably make the same choices.

But still - he runs into the burning lab, he risks his life to get the suppressant to Leon, he tells Ada he won't leave her, he picks up his 'lance' and says alright, let's go rescue the princess! He's so full of regret and fear and he keeps making shitty choices, but he also keeps doing the right thing.

The way he's written and acted is so rich and nuanced. Watching him, I understand exactly where he's coming from and every single one of his choices. Out of all the characters in re4r he feels the most real to me, the most human. Every second he's on screen is a joy, even the horrible painful seconds at the end.

I wanted him to live so badly, and not just because I like him, but because he wanted to live so badly... All the re6 AU's I've seen floating around where he meets up with Leon again are among my favourite things to come out of this fandom!! I know Capcom is never gonna do that, but in my head it's canon: when Ada told the helicopter pilot to change course she actually went back for Luis, gave him a little first aid spray, and then they joined forces and lalalala everything is fine!!

Ok I'm gonna wrap it up cause if I keep talking about him I'm gonna be late for work, but thank you so much for the chance to gush!! I love Luis so much and I think about him all the time.... My sweet bisexual disaster man..... Going to his death with a smile:

Aasdghhhgddfghjkljjgdaaddghgfdffhh......

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Fletching

read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/UKiaJsF by stealthdisaster Oliver Queen, and the relationships that keep him on his path. Words: 2789, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English Fandoms: Green Arrow (Comics), Arrow (TV 2012), Batman - All Media Types, Black Canary (Comics) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: F/M Characters: Oliver Queen, Dinah Lance, Bruce Wayne Relationships: Dinah Lance/Oliver Queen Additional Tags: Bisexual Disaster Bruce Wayne, Harvey Dent’s dad sucks, Oliver Queen & Felicity Smoak friendship, Oliver Queen Has PTSD, Bruce and Dinah are friends, Dinah is in college and occasionally babysits baby Dick, Dick Grayson is Robin, Bruce Wayne is a Good Dad, Oliver and Bruce and Harvey went to boarding school together, Rated T for language, Oh! Selina is here too!, I love Selina Kyle, Selina Kyle is Catwoman, Selina Kyle Knows Bruce Wayne is Batman, she’s a cat. She goes wherever she wants. read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/UKiaJsF

[ao3-feedshance]

Married to a nerd

by Breado

This is just lance making fun of Shiro not being able to confess to him

Words: 667, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Lance (Voltron), Shiro (Voltron)

Relationships: Lance/Shiro (Voltron)

Additional Tags: This is my first fanfic so I apologize if it’s not the greatest!, I had a dream about this and I instantly needed to write this, Sappy Shiro, Dorks in Love, lance just starts bullying shiro but like in a sweet way, shiro is so soft guys ;-;, Bisexual Lance (Voltron), Gay Disaster Shiro (Voltron), Nerd Shiro (Voltron), Married Shance

source https://archiveofourown.org/works/46990222

[keithbutgay]

both lance strongbow and lance mcclain are disaster bisexuals from a debatably homophobic cartoon show that are shipped with a dark-haired childhood acquaintance who they hated for a while

[inky-snowdrop]

My Endless List of Disaster Bisexual Crushes... 😶‍🌫️

-> Day 64 of ? || Dinah Lance

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[coffee-n-bagels-comic-universe]

Neutralised (1994) [7/?]: Main 26 (13/26) Wardrobe Headcanon/Canon Ideas

D.J

D.J likes patterns, every outfit has at least 1 patterned piece.

The gif gives you a perfect example of her pajamas.

Yancy

Is Yancy a vampire, maybe not, does he dress like one, yes.

sleeps in a t-shirt and nothing else

King

Hawaiian shirts, yes! Suits, yes! Everything one size too small… mayybee.

King at least sleeps in a Hawaiian shirt, perhaps just that though.

T.J

T.J is Mona's baby sister, therefore baby goth.

if she's at her parents' house, pajamas, if she's at her sister's apartment, whatever she ran away from home in.

J.R

Black security gear

has fallen asleep in his work gear multiple times

Russ

Fashion disaster? Fashion Icon? This man lives in crop tops, Russel 'Crop tops are life' Warszawski

sleeps in a crop top and shorts, too.

Faust

Faust is the most flamboyant and openly bisexual man here, he does drag shows on the weekends.

Sorry for the mental image, but he basically sleeps in a thong

Lance

Lance is messy, and he doesn't care, he treats Mona like a second mother rather than a girlfriend, ergo she does his washing.

Lance sleeps in a stained tank-top and boxer shorts with holes in, for he doesn't give a single fuck 'bout what anyone thinks.

Meg

Promises Bram he'll keep his shirt on, gets to work and takes his shirt off in the morgue.

Sleeps in the nude all year

Mona

Mona is a GOTH, Reds, Blacks, Blues, Purples, every colour as long as it's dark, or occasionally white.

Sleeps in black lace underwear, usually hidden by a 3XL black t-shirt

Bram

Bram and his suits. Bram and sweaters. Bram likes to bulk himself out a bit with layers, extra padding means extra protection for his emotions… right?

Big Guy needs a hug, and also less layers when sleeping. Bram sleeps with underwear, thermals, and pajamas on most nights, justified because the heating is broken in his apartment.