#lance/Isaac/farmer

[studentinpursuitofclouds]

a question about the farmer/lance/isaac poly relationship- do you perchance have any nsfw/smut headcanons about them? if not, maybe just some more romantic ones? i've been thinking about them and they've consumed my thoughts 🤲

Heh... 🌚

I have romantic headcanons, but not the smut one (or I did, but it got lost among the reblogs and didn't put it on the masterlist. Honestly, I had a big sense of déjà vu, that I'd sort of written earlier, or maybe not... Can't remember 🥲).

And now I'm going to fix that, hee hee~

Here some romantic headcanons with poly Lance/Isaac/Farmer I wrote earlier. And more headcanons.

Thanks for your ask, dear anon! 💕

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Some smut Lance/Isaac/Farmer headcanons:

⚠️ Warning: NSFW

Isaac and Lance have an unspoken competition to see who can bring Farmer to orgasm first and whose technique is better. Which drives Farmer crazier - the way Isaac kisses their neck, leaving hickeys, or the way Lance runs his nimble fingers along their thigh, giving them goosebumps? "A draw" is not acceptable here; these two must find the winner. But if Farmer is no longer able to give an answer, Lance and Isaac will have a competition next time, "to find out the winner at last."

Both adventurers are perfectly fine with switching roles, and letting Farmer dominate them both. Now it's the chaotic farmer's turn to have their own contest: which of the two adventurers will cum faster from their touch or from the vibrator on their dicks? Even here, Isaac and Lance, bound and at their partner's mercy, will try to come out victorious. In both cases, generally speaking, everyone wins, but when the three are doing aftercare, Lance will smirk and want a rematch where Isaac will back up his words.

Speaking of aftercare, it's important. After sexy time, according to two Castle Village adventurers, there should always be aftercare for each other. No excuses. Farmer too tired or too lazy to take care of themselves? Well, too bad, because Isaac would drag them to the bathroom to clean themselves up while Lance changed the sheets, not wanting to sleep on wrinkled fabric soaked with sweat, lube and semen. No whining, and Farmer will also be clean, with scratches (if any) treated and ready for bed. Although they complain, Farmer realise in the morning that Lance and Isaac are right.

In terms of bed preferences: Lance of all three is the most kinky (but not too extreme). Bondage, spanking, orgasm denial, temperature play, toys, and so on. Also not against humiliation, fire play, and other, more thrilling experiences, but within reason, if Isaac and Farmer really want it, and the three of them have prepared everything they need before they start, so that there are no injuries and there is definitely a stop word.

Generally speaking, Isaac has two modes in his preferences for spending quality time in bed - he either makes love with his partners in a rather gentle and vanilla way, or fucks them like a wild animal. But he also wouldn't mind something new offered by Lance and Farmer. He's usually in the sub role if it's something new, but to something where he already has experience (like spanking), then oh-ho-ho, Isaac will have that wolfish grin on his face... Everyone will be satisfied (Lance and Farmer will have a hard time sitting in a chair for a couple of days, but they're not complaining).

With at least two partners who are involved with magic, enchanted things, spells and potions will be frequent attributes in their intimate lives. It's not that Isaac is against it, he just doesn't see the point of them. That was before Lance put a special seal on his body that prevented him from cumming before he was supposed to, giving a good show for him and Farmer. And Farmer themselves in turn brewed up a couple of elixirs beforehand that will restore them all strength before their upcoming farm work/adventures. Okay, Isaac admits, there is something about these magical trinkets.

[seharuuchan]

Trouble waiting to happen

[himeofshyness]

After SVE 2.0 Update...

Isaac: Look I'm not in love with Farmer. I like them just as much as that next monster I killed.

Lance: .... ಠ◡ಠ

Isaac: I mean, I clearly have feelings for them, but feelings don't mean love.

Jadu: .... ಠಿ_ಠ

Isaac: Do I have feelings for Farmer? Sure! But that doesn't mean that I.... I-! Oh mygawd! I'm inlove with Farmer!

Alesia: .... (눈‸눈)

Isaac: *slams desk* Why didn't you tell me!

Lance: *chuckles* We thought you knew.

Isaac: Wha-! WE!? (●__●)

Camilla: We all knew. We talk about it all the time. (๑¯◡¯๑)

[wreniverse]

ELFGIRL WREN FOR ELFGIRL SZN and a possible au ..

she is so cute i’m falling to my knees in slow motion as dramatic music plays in the background

[mazya]

I'm sure you miss memes, so here they are after a million years! One day I'll get to the main fandom of suffering, but hey, I like magic and stuff like that

[ivquatro]

One of my favorite drawings, it took a while, but I think it's one of the best I've ever done.

Adventurers enjoying the campfire!

[bungiri]

Who does Wren romance? 👀

she would say it’s complicated but her we know she has a soft spot for beautiful monster hunters !!!

which makes me realize i should have drawn lance as well <//3 he’s included in this

[poxy-domain]

big fat May post, my main sve farmer!!! art is May over the years, ive talked about her here before briefly but not much

rest of the post under the cut is essentially her backstory, it ended up being WAY longer than i thought it would be though so be warned lol

basic run down of her life pre-farm, is she was average in every sense of the word essentially. she basically had nothing exceptional going for her. she lived in the suburbs outside of zuzu city for a majority of her childhood before going to a cheap 2 year college and eventually working at joja. however, she knew nobody at zuzu city nor was she good at socializing at all. it basically caused her to become a hermit, she would hardly ever go outside aside to go to work and she had a terrible sleep schedule as well as diet, she was overworked and underpaid at joja so she couldn't afford much good or healthy food (she also picks up sign language as a way to avoid social interaction after a while). after basically 4 years of this, she decides to read her grandpa's letter and boom!!! stardew plot happens

she started off kinda terrible at farming ngl, like may legit grew up in peak urban area and she saw barely any plant life, now you expect bro to be a farmer?? LMFAO funny joke bro. having a hard time breaking out of her former hermit lifestyle, she barely talks to anyone outside of small talk with lewis, marnie, pierre, and robin, and those 4 are only because its essential for her job, and lewis is because he knew her grandfather. yippie!!! she went out to the country to start a new life and it really isn't that different from her lonely, sad, former one!!!! may was initially hoping this move would be a cure for all her problems, but seeing that she's still the same person as before, and doesn't have a magical effortless personality glow up does go thru a sort of arc of resenting herself. other villagers try to talk to her but she doesn't really try to manage anything further than small talk. She does have a sort of mutual understanding with sebastian because of both of their introverted natures, as well as geeky interests that may especially got into over her years of being a social recluse. 

This all changes when she gets into the adventurers guild, and i mean actually get into it, when marlon first offered for her to adventure into the caves full of monsters, she initially brushed it off thinking he was exaggerating. “monsters were just some made up story that only existed years and years ago, they’re practically extinct now!” which was basically may’s thought process, as the city intentionally covers up any news coverage related to any magical or monster related topics. may learns this is very much not the truth the hard way. rip bozo, deserved tbh. After this encounter, she starts frequenting the caves much more often for the adrenaline rush, a way to escape the thoughts plaguing her that she really needed to fix herself, not just her environment. She frequents the guild for more supplies and ends up talking (generous term for her nods and hm’s) more to marlon and gil. At first the two of them do wonder about her quietness, but they’re both used to eccentric characters from other guilds so they’re not too bothered by it. marlon even picks up on some sign language for her to use with him when she doesn’t want to talk. The wizard also becomes quite used to her behavior, being even more accustomed to unconventional characters, he even knows sign language so she primarily uses it to talk to him!! may finally finds people more like her in the form of adventurers and mages, it sort of clicks in her head when she starts to learn a bit of magic with rasmodius. her love for the adrenaline rush of adventuring turns to a genuine love of adventuring itself. She also meets krobus and IMMEDIATELY clicks with him, and spends a dubious amount of time in the sewers because of it (the villagers start giving her weird looks for going into the sewers so much so she starts going in through the forest entrance). bro smells terrible. by her second year in stardew, krobus and may end up becoming roommates. he doesn’t mind her silence, though she does become comfortable talking to him more often. 

Also i wanted to show in the art of her getting progressively more muscular from her work as well as tanner, if any y’all notice her scars forming over the years kudos to u lol. She also cuts her hair year 4 but decides to grow it out again by year 7.. i should also prooooobably address her relationship with lance, considering she does get married to him later on. but i kiiinnddaaa wanna write a small fic about that ngl. i will work up to it or write another post on this later lol. but this is getting too long so i’ll end it at year 3. also she totally fucks with isaac. she may be quiet and socially inept but she fucks with people sooo much. devious in nature

[mmarggsstuff]

"Boy, you belong to me, I got the recipe and it's called Black Magic"

just Marley & Camilla pranking some boys, you know, the usual.

[justashamwithwastedpotential]

Making a new farmer

His name is Niko and he will take up the in-game mantle of being Isaac's personal menace (He's thirsty for him)

He's friends with Haley and Jeric and is stupidly good with slingshot because he doesn't want to get close to the monsters. (He's trying to mine. Rude.)

Immediately works on automating his farm so he can do nothing the rest of the day. (He needs his beauty sleep).

Became a farmer for the ✨️ aesthetic ✨️ also because his grandmother was so pleased to hear he was given the farm. (He cannot disappoint his grandma). Grows exclusively fruits for wine and flowers because they look pretty.

[g0atmama]

Thinking about Hestia while I'm sitting on break. Thinking about her connection to magic. How dragons are magic. Why it means every time one dies. Maybe the Badlands are the way they are because of the dragon bones in the southwest corner. Maybe the fact that she was present to absorb the magic kept the forest her mother died in from becoming a wasteland. But maybe more monsters still started appearing. Maybe it still got a strange magical boon. Maybe when her grandfather dies in the Badlands, Apophis gets even more dangerous. Maybe they need to call upon the crystal dragon and her herald to take care of this. Maybe this is the biggest mistake of Isaac's career.

[studentinpursuitofclouds]

Hey, hey, I just recently found your stuff, but it's awesome!! I'd like to ask for more Lance/Isaac and possibly some poly with Farmer if ya want 👀

No specific themes or anything, just any hcs you have of them!! That's all!!

*Rub my hands in anticipation* Oh, boy! Another opportunity to write about this ship! (And with Farmer too!)

I already had a draft with some headcanons, but now everything can be moved here, hehehe... 🌚 Thanks for asking, dear anon, and for the kind words! 😊💕

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Some random SVE Lance/SVE Isaac/Farmer headcanons:

With Isaac, Lance and Farmer will have scary dog privilege. That said, Isaac doesn't even have to do anything - one threatening look and cold stare from him will make any overly flirtatious strangers step back. Lance often teases Isaac about this, but he and Farmer appreciate this concern.

Though Lance is well aware that his two lovers are skilled monster hunters, the pink-haired adventurer still worries about them when they both go on a mission to the Crimson Baldlans. So he equips them with potions and protective amulets like a caring mother dressing her child warmer, for "they might catch a cold!" Isaac will always grumble about overprotection, but it's useless to argue with Lance on this point. The Farmer has no chance of winning the argument at all, with their number of cases of fainting and exhaustion in dangerous places.

Isaac is the worst cook among the three, and he can't cook much of anything. That said, he always takes the responsibility of getting food. No, not in a quiet environment, this is done by the Farmer with their rich harvest, but, let's say, in Skull Cavern. If their adventures drag on long enough and there are no provisions left, it is Isaac who starts the hunt for the flying serpent. After about 15 minutes, he places dead monster at his partners' feet with the single word "dinner," and waits for them to prepare a roasted eel.

Since Lance already knows a bit about growing plants (mostly monster crops) thanks to the talented Farmer, Isaac felt he didn't want to fall behind and also asked Farmer to teach him something. His first plant was a hot pepper, because he likes spicy food. Of course, the plant was on the verge of death a few times, but the scarred adventurer had already gained experience and was proud of his first pepper crop.

Given the crazy daily routine of the entire trio, Lance and Isaac don't stay overnight at the farm very often. They all have such a crazy schedule. How all three manage to stay romantically together and give each other the attention they deserve is a mystery to everyone. But at least they have no problems with time management.

Both Lance and Isaac are wistful to realize that Farmer still can't join them in Castle Village, drink ale in the tavern, or stop by the main Guild. They have no right to influence Camilla's decision in any way, but they can't hide the slightly sad looks on their faces as their beloved Farmer bids them farewell and teleports back to Stardew Valley.

One of their favorite dates/day off activities is swimming in the hot springs at the Sprite Spring. The relaxing setting, the nature around them, the water is beautiful and crystal clear... Farmer and Lance especially feel good as Sprite Spring energizes their mana. It's all a bit unfamiliar for Isaac, as he's used to a trivial five-minute shower, but he was still able to fully relax in the warm water. Especially as his lovers hands began to massage his tired shoulders.

[seharuuchan]

Genderbending my Stardew Valley Expanded sweethearts (bonus my farmer daughter son)

[himeofshyness]

Farmer: Guys, I need your help.

Camilla: Love help?

Alesia: Financial help?

Lance: Emotional help?

Isaac: Help moving a body?

*Everybody looks at Isaac*

Isaac: What?

[in-my-stardew-era]

My two favorite boys in SVE, I love them both so much istg- 😭 the day SVE 2.0 out and Isaac you’re next-

(This is Ji-hoo’s save and he’s married to Lance, but 👹👹 I was messing around with the mod and HAH I FOUND MODERN FIT SPRITE FOR ISAAC IM WINNING WOO)

[studentinpursuitofclouds]

OMG THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL! 💖💖💖

Welcoming Spring | SVE Entry

Hello, fellow SVE enjoyers! I came back with another art of SVE. It's always a pleasure to draw fanart for this lovely mod that I love so much whether I win or lose the contest.

Some stuff...