#welp... have some smut with one of my favorite ship 🌚

[studentinpursuitofclouds]

a question about the farmer/lance/isaac poly relationship- do you perchance have any nsfw/smut headcanons about them? if not, maybe just some more romantic ones? i've been thinking about them and they've consumed my thoughts 🤲

Heh... 🌚

I have romantic headcanons, but not the smut one (or I did, but it got lost among the reblogs and didn't put it on the masterlist. Honestly, I had a big sense of déjà vu, that I'd sort of written earlier, or maybe not... Can't remember 🥲).

And now I'm going to fix that, hee hee~

Here some romantic headcanons with poly Lance/Isaac/Farmer I wrote earlier. And more headcanons.

Thanks for your ask, dear anon! 💕

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Some smut Lance/Isaac/Farmer headcanons:

⚠️ Warning: NSFW

Isaac and Lance have an unspoken competition to see who can bring Farmer to orgasm first and whose technique is better. Which drives Farmer crazier - the way Isaac kisses their neck, leaving hickeys, or the way Lance runs his nimble fingers along their thigh, giving them goosebumps? "A draw" is not acceptable here; these two must find the winner. But if Farmer is no longer able to give an answer, Lance and Isaac will have a competition next time, "to find out the winner at last."

Both adventurers are perfectly fine with switching roles, and letting Farmer dominate them both. Now it's the chaotic farmer's turn to have their own contest: which of the two adventurers will cum faster from their touch or from the vibrator on their dicks? Even here, Isaac and Lance, bound and at their partner's mercy, will try to come out victorious. In both cases, generally speaking, everyone wins, but when the three are doing aftercare, Lance will smirk and want a rematch where Isaac will back up his words.

Speaking of aftercare, it's important. After sexy time, according to two Castle Village adventurers, there should always be aftercare for each other. No excuses. Farmer too tired or too lazy to take care of themselves? Well, too bad, because Isaac would drag them to the bathroom to clean themselves up while Lance changed the sheets, not wanting to sleep on wrinkled fabric soaked with sweat, lube and semen. No whining, and Farmer will also be clean, with scratches (if any) treated and ready for bed. Although they complain, Farmer realise in the morning that Lance and Isaac are right.

In terms of bed preferences: Lance of all three is the most kinky (but not too extreme). Bondage, spanking, orgasm denial, temperature play, toys, and so on. Also not against humiliation, fire play, and other, more thrilling experiences, but within reason, if Isaac and Farmer really want it, and the three of them have prepared everything they need before they start, so that there are no injuries and there is definitely a stop word.

Generally speaking, Isaac has two modes in his preferences for spending quality time in bed - he either makes love with his partners in a rather gentle and vanilla way, or fucks them like a wild animal. But he also wouldn't mind something new offered by Lance and Farmer. He's usually in the sub role if it's something new, but to something where he already has experience (like spanking), then oh-ho-ho, Isaac will have that wolfish grin on his face... Everyone will be satisfied (Lance and Farmer will have a hard time sitting in a chair for a couple of days, but they're not complaining).

With at least two partners who are involved with magic, enchanted things, spells and potions will be frequent attributes in their intimate lives. It's not that Isaac is against it, he just doesn't see the point of them. That was before Lance put a special seal on his body that prevented him from cumming before he was supposed to, giving a good show for him and Farmer. And Farmer themselves in turn brewed up a couple of elixirs beforehand that will restore them all strength before their upcoming farm work/adventures. Okay, Isaac admits, there is something about these magical trinkets.