#forget the ridgeside lore

[justashamwithwastedpotential]

Making a new farmer

His name is Niko and he will take up the in-game mantle of being Isaac's personal menace (He's thirsty for him)

He's friends with Haley and Jeric and is stupidly good with slingshot because he doesn't want to get close to the monsters. (He's trying to mine. Rude.)

Immediately works on automating his farm so he can do nothing the rest of the day. (He needs his beauty sleep).

Became a farmer for the ✨️ aesthetic ✨️ also because his grandmother was so pleased to hear he was given the farm. (He cannot disappoint his grandma). Grows exclusively fruits for wine and flowers because they look pretty.