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Farmer: Guys, I need your help.
Camilla: Love help?
Alesia: Financial help?
Lance: Emotional help?
Isaac: Help moving a body?
*Everybody looks at Isaac*
Isaac: What?
#isaac: I wouldn't be surprised if that's what farmer needs#farmer: He does have a point#lance: farmer (ಠ_ಠ)#stardew valley#sdv#stardew valley expanded#sve#stardew farmer#sve lance#sdv incorrect quotes#stardew 1.6#sve incorrect quotes#sve isaac#sve camilla#sve alesia#himespaceâ§#hime's farmers
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If I wrote the origional hadestown and someone edited it to the broadway version I would fucking shoot them dead
#a simple rhythm#this is the most cringe ass bullshit i ever seen they clearly misunderstood half the themes and edited them the fuck out#why the hell does orpheus have a JOB the point is they lived off the land and not under capitalism as juxtaposition to hadestown#if he already lives under capitalism and thats whats making tkmes hard is how bad the capitalism is#what the hells the difference#the point is. when persephone is there they can live off the land#he should be a farmer if anythinf but really hes just like#a wandering bard. like a dnd character#AND HES NOT FUCKING MAGIC
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went through the tags on that jc post out of curiosity and
THAT'S NOT THE TITLE
and I don't really agree but eh. more importantly. that's not the title đ twice!!
36 year old traumatized minor jiang cheng đđđ what a stupid take. only he, one of the most politically powerful characters in the setting, who's actively participated in the condemnation and slaughter of unarmed and innocent farmers, would be excused as a 'traumatized child'. well ig people do that with xy and jgy too don't they. and jc is a complex character, as are many in the story, but of COURSE good and bad people exist in the novel omg. like having sympathetic traits doesn't make say, xy a good person. and wwx and lwj being good people despite all the rumors to the contrary (abt wwx) is arguably an extremely important part of the book. you could argue lwj's reputation hides a more flawed person but the book doesn't take his assault at PM seriously nor his later actual kidnapping of wwx so I think we're meant to see him as a Good character too. which for the most part he is? despite the aforementioned. events.
#idiot over here trying to sound ~deep~#also what point does this even have#claiming an adult character with a lot of political power who has done horrible things is 'actually just a scared child'#okay? does that excuse his war crimes? he personally led the seige and murdered farmers in their last safe haven#does it matter at that point how ~scared~ he was?#novel jc defenders really baffle me idk.#and yes I consider that a defense. or at least an excuse.#and if it's not intended as one it's an incredibly foolish thing to say#cql txp
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George's high heart Wednesday dialogue when you're a male farmer married to Alex makes me melt I love this old man
#stardew valley#sdv#video games#gaming#love (/s) how the wednesday dialog can either be Homophobe or Reformed Homophobe#also i agree that george's dialogue in this case should depend on if you have high hearts with alex#because alex visits his grandparents very often and presume he talks about his husbad if you're a male farmer#like if he has high hearts with you wouldn't he talk about just how much he adores his husband to the point that he'd mention you#when he does visit? so when george sees that you have such a strong relationship he'd have a change of heart#and when you have low hearts with alex he'd presumably be more depressed and it just affirms george's bias against gayness#that shouldn't depend on if you're friends with george y'know? it should depend SOLELY on if you're a good partner to his grandson#concernedape HIRE ME i'm gay :)
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why are social media trends all things like stealing and singing in stairwells? why donât we all learn to play canasta
#i know there was a trend of kids playing chess at school a while ago#to the point teachers had to ban it because it was disrupting schoolwork#but that didnât extend beyond the kids in school#why cant adults do it#he distant to suggest any kind of craft#because then people would be doing it incorrectly and sharing how theyâre doing it do more people do it wrong#start learning it and then a week later make videos on it as if theyâre an expert#the problem with internet trends and the internet in general is that people care more about showing others what theyre doing#more than actually doing it right#then thereâd also be a secondary trend of selling whatever theyâd make#which would flood the market and make it harder for actual crafters with real skill and knowledge and established businesses#very rarely will something worthwhile trend and people actually continue doing it once itâs not a trend anymore#i cant think of any other potential trends that donât have a negative impact that canât be exploited#shopping at local farmers markets?#reading entire wikipedia pages?#a challenge where you swear off big corps and shop local small businesses to see how much money you can save?#does anyone have more ideas thats it for me
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Dean doesn't like the word "boyfriend." He decides this the second time Cas says itâthe first time it was new, shiny, exciting. The second time, he fights the urge to cringe.
It's not the "boy" part. It's not. It would have been, for a long time, but he's dug all that shit up and unpacked all the suitcases. They hold hands in public. They kiss goodbye in front of his coworkers at the garage.
It's justânot enough. Not nearly. Jack comes home from hanging out with his friends and fills Dean on the gossip and his boyfriend and her girlfriend andâthat's not them. "Boyfriend" feels like a cheap mockery. Like how demons used to tease.
He's heard "partner." He's heard it from Sam, to Eileen, but he doesn't know how he can stomach it. He's said that word too many times. I'm Agent Tyler and this is my partner, Agent Perry. This is my partner, Agent Page. My partner, Agent Stills. All lies. Sam says he likes it, that he's making it mean something real. Besides, Eileen loves it.
Good for them, Dean thinks. It makes his skin crawl.
So he sticks with âboyfriendâ and he shrugs off the funny urge to protest every time Cas says it. It makes him happy, and honestly, itâs not like he has an alternative.
Itâs a Sunday when he realizes that somehow, Cas does. Theyâre at the farmerâs market, like Cas is every weekend, but Dean had picked up weekend shifts and missed the past few. Cas is excited the whole way there, telling Dean about how heâd manage to befriend the local honey vendor in his absence, how sheâd invited him to a beginnerâs apiarist group she helps run. They beeline (heh) to the honey booth as soon as they get there, and the woman--Judith? Janice?--smiles up at them both, hands Cas a jar of honey like sheâd been expecting him, and says âOh, this must be the husband! Iâve heard so much about you.â
Dean stares at Cas. Cas stares at the honey. Judith/Janice stares at both of them, smile fading as the silence goes on a beat too long.Â
Dean clears his throat. âUh, yeah. The husband, thatâs me! Ha ha.â Beside him, Cas relaxes, just barely. In front of him, the woman breathes an audible sigh of relief. âSorry,â Dean shifts. âJust didnât, um. Realize I was such a hot topic.âÂ
The smile he gets is almost sympathetic. âOh, only good things. Here,â she hands him a business card. âYou should also come out to our meeting on Wednesday. Lots of people bring their partners.â She leans in, almost conspiratorial. âBeekeeping can be wonderful for couples.â
Itâs at this point that Cas clears his throat and finally looks up from the honey in his hand, evidently giving up hope on escaping this conversation. âThank you, Janet.â (oh. Janet.) âDean works late on Wednesdays, but Iâm very excited to see you all.â Heâs pulling out money as he says this, apparently deciding to just go ahead and end the entire interaction. He hands her the bills, grabs Deanâs hand, and is already moving away from the booth by the time Janet calls âSee you Wednesday!â after them.
Cas drags him all the way back to the car without stopping for tomatoes, or Sam's carrots, or the free-range eggs that are way too expensive but Cas buys anyway because you can taste when the hen is well cared-for, Dean (whatever that means). They slide into the car, still not talking, and sit in silence for several long seconds. Dean stares at Cas, who stares out the windshield at the parking lot.
"I can explain," Cas speaks, finally, right as Dean was about to open his mouth and say anything to break the silence.
Dean pauses. Can you? Cause I feel like I missed a few chapters, he thinks.
"I don't work late on Wednesdays," he says instead.
"Oh." Now it's Cas staring at Dean, and Dean staring out at the asphalt.
He turns the keys. He drives them home.
Later, making dinner, Dean rolls the word around in his head. Husband. He's making his husband pasta (It's missing the tomatoes. He's made more with less).
Husband doesn't feel like a costume, like an ill-fitting suit and scratchy tie. It doesn't feel like high school gossip, or a monster trying to hit him where it hurts. It settles in warm in his chest.
It's just the two of them that night, and they're eating in the comfortable silence of the bunker until Dean clears his throat and brings it up. "Why does Janet at the farmer's market think we're married?"
Cas pauses, fork of pasta halfway to his mouth. He puts the fork down and takes a deep breath. "I'm sorry."
"I'm not mad," Dean hurries to clarify. "It's just that there's usually, uh. Steps, you know. Like a whole....thing."
"I'm aware." Cas sighs. "She assumed, seeing us around - the first time I spoke to her without you, she asked where my husband was. And I..."
"You didn't correct her?"
"...No. I, um." Cas is looking down at his plate again. He picks up the fork, still half-full of pasta, then puts it back down again. "I didn't want to?" He says the end of the sentence like a question but looks back up at Dean and squints just a bit, and Dean knows he's watching for a reaction.
"Uh huh."
"It felt trivial."
"To tell her we're not married?"
"To call you my boyfriend." For the first time, he stumbles over the word.
Dean blinks. "You--" he stops, brain processing too much information to finish that sentence. "Okay." He leans back in his chair. Sighs. Rubs a hand across his eyes and lets it drag down his face. "Okay, listen. I don't like boyfriend either, but we gotta...talk about it."
"We are talking about it. You don't like it either?" Cas leans forward as Dean slumps back, following him across the table.
Dean snorts. "No, man." He shakes his head. "It's been a decade. I've seen you die." Six times. But who's counting.
"I agree." Cas pauses, and then, as if it's the most natural conclusion in the world, "Will you marry me?"
Dean actually laughs at this. "You're asking me that now?"
Cas quirks an eyebrow at him. "I've grown quite fond of calling you my husband at the farmer's market. I'd like to continue."
Dean stares at him in disbelief. It's not how he'd pictured it going, but he also can't think of it going any other way. Slowly, he nods. "Yeah, okay. Let's be husbands."
Across the table, Cas grins at him.
"But we're getting rings," Dean points a finger at him, because something about this is going to be normal.
"If you'd like. Although I already told Janet that you can't wear a ring because of your work at the garage, and I don't wear mine in solidarity."
"Rings," Dean insists, and decides to overlook the rest of that sentence. For now. He stabs his fork into a pile of the pasta. "And let me stop for the damn tomatoes next time."
They get rings and wear them on chains around their necks. Cas puts a beehive on the hill, and there's a small ceremony in the summer - a "vow renewal" to Cas' beekeeping group, who all receive invites attached to little jars of honey. Janet gets the nicest one.
#mae clairenatural writing fic in the year 2023......#go easy on me im rusty#i started this a year ago and decided to finish it and that was PAINFUL#destiel#deancas#destiel fic#1.2k words#my words
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Kinktober Day 1 (Praise Kink)
Character: Sebastian (Stardew Valley)
Reader: Fem Reader!
Warnings: NSFW, MDNI, Praise kink, smut, pet names, unprotected sex, harsh language, mentions of alcohol, mentions of cigarettes,
Wc: 4,795
A/n: AAAAAH Finally I can start posting these! anyways I really hope you enjoy this story! I tried my best to label all the warnings, so I apologize if I missed any! Anyways! I fucking love Sebastian in Stardew he was the first one I ever married in game!
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"If you keep glaring like that, you'll get wrinkles." You scoffed, bringing your drink to your lips as you glanced at your friend Leah, who happily munched on a salad, giving you a playful grin as she pointed her fork in the direction your eyes had been staring daggers at just seconds ago. At the other end of the Stardrop Saloon stood your recent ex-boyfriend Sam and his usual gang, except this time there was someone new with them. Your eyes took in the sight of your ex's arm tightly wrapped around Penny's shoulders as he went and kissed the top of her head, causing your heart to ache as you slightly cringe at the sight. "He's such a dick, right?" Leah questioned, tilting her head towards Gus, who silently cleaned one of his glasses. Gus opened his eyes, glancing from the two girls over to the group of young adults whose laughs echoed throughout his salon.
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"Would you like another drink, Y/n? on the house?" He questioned, getting ready to give the farmer another cup. You took one last look at the new couple before letting out a deep sigh while pinching the bridge of your nose, feeling a slight headache approaching. "No, I think I should start heading back home. I have to wake up early to help Pierre with some new sales ideas he has." The two let out small sympathetic 'ahs' at your words while giving nods of understanding. You carefully rummage through your jeans, pulling out what you owe and slapping it on the counter as you wave goodbye to everyone who acknowledged your exit. You carefully swing the door open, closing your eyes as the night breeze hits your slightly flushed cheeks, letting out a contempt sigh as you lean against the Saloon, staring up into the night sky.Â
'Come on Y/n it's been like two months now, get over it.' You thought, annoyed with your feelings. 'Maybe I should try dating again? I am pretty busy, though, with Winter coming in just a few months.' Letting out another deep sigh, you kick yourself off the wall, shoving your hands in your jeans pockets as you turn to return to the farm. Before you could even take the first step back, the doors to the Saloon opened as a familiar figure stepped out in front of you, causing you to stop all movement. "Oh, you're still here, Y/n?" Sebastian questioned, a cigarette between his lips as he looked down at you, slightly surprised to see your form next to him. You took a small step back as your body shifted, showing discomfort at the man's sudden appearance. Sebastian didn't say anything as he eyed you silently while lighting his cigarette.Â
"UhâŚhey, yeah, I was just about to head back." You mumbled, unable to make eye contact with your ex's best friend. Sebastian hummed his eyes, boring holes into your unaware figure as he let out a puff of smoke while carefully leaning against the Saloon. "Is that right? You want to keep me company for a bit?" His words catch you by surprise as you look up at his mouth, slightly open in awe. Sebastian gives you a barely noticeable smirk, amused with your reaction, as he raises a brow, tilting his head down to get a better look at you. "What? Just cause you and Sam are no longer together doesn't mean I have to stop talking to you, does it?" He scoffed, eyes narrowing as he clicked his tongue. You grew nervous with that as you quickly waved your hands out while stuttering over your words as you tried to devise excuses.Â
"T-that's not! I- well, it's just you guys are so close andâŚumâŚI⌠I'm sorry." You admit defeat as you bend over from guilt. Sebastian just let out a small chuckle while ruffling your head as he let out another cloud of smoke. "Good to see you haven't changed since we last talked." He mumbled while motioning for you to join him against the wall. After a moment of hesitation, you decide to entertain your old friend, having not talked to anyone besides Leah since the breakup. "You're rightâŚI haven't changed at all." You admitted while looking down at the ground, tapping your feet together. Sebastian's eyes narrow as he takes in your pitiful form, his chest tightening with disgust as he recalls how you used to smile whenever he saw you with Sam. An awkward silence falls between you, neither knowing what to say to the other after having not spoken in two months.Â
"Did you see Sam and Penny?" Finally, Sebastian addresses the two people filling your vision the entire night. He doesn't take your eyes off your form, watching you stiffen at the mention of his best friend and new girlfriend. He hesitates momentarily, debating whether he should hit you with the harsh reality of their situation or leave you to your deluded thoughts. "... They're dating now." He finally starts watching as your body trembles, causing his jaw to clench as he feels a bit of rage cloud his vision, not liking the effect his best friend still had on you. Sebastian bites his lip before going to continue with his words. "They've been dating since-!" His words cut off, eyes widening in shock as he feels your petite, but rough hands press against his mouth as you stand on your tiptoes, your body trembling.Â
"Please⌠don't continue, I u-understand." Your voice sounded so pathetic and broken to the programmer as he listened to the minor hiccups that left your lips. "Hey, are you crying?" He mumbles carefully, going and caressing your cheek, feeling like his heart was stabbed with a pickaxe when he handles your damp skin under his fingers. Sebastian had only ever seen you cry once during the after-party of one of their band's gigs. Everyone was out cold from partying too hard, but Sebastian had woken up to use the bathroom, his head swirling from the alcohol as he staggered towards the bathroom. When he reaches out to grab the doorknob, he is shocked to see it swing open, his sleepy and intoxicated eyes locking with your surprised, tear-filled ones. "...Sam broke up with me." After staring at each other for an eternity, you whispered to Sebastian.Â
Scowling at the memory, Sebastian cups both sides of your face, carefully rubbing his thumbs in circles across the bags under your eyes, most likely due to the lack of sleep you have suffered since the breakup. "HeyâŚhey shhh. Don't cry, Y/n, oh come on, princess, look at me." He cooed, his face inches from yours as he made eye contact with you. "Oh Y/n, you poor thingâŚgeez, why didn't you come to me if you were suffering so much?" You couldn't say anything to the man before you as you cried, feeling your throat ache with each pathetic sob. You look up at Sebastian, his eyes no longer holding that annoyed and lazy look this time; they're much softer and filled with love and compassion as he gives you a small smile. "I-I'm sorry, Sebastian, I don't mean to," He cuts you off, pulling you into a tight embrace as he carefully rubs circles along your back.Â
"Shhh, don't apologize, Y/n." He whispered, nuzzling his chin against the top of your head as he took in your scent, his heart racing as he gave your body a small squeeze of reassurance. "Just cry it out for me, okay?" He asked, a small smile ghosting his lips as he felt your body starting to relax. "There we go, that's a good girl." As the words left his lips, you heard the door to the Saloon open, causing whoever just left to hear everything. You go to pull away from Sebastian's comforting embrace, not wanting to have people get the wrong idea. However, his grip suddenly tightens as he rests a hand on your head, pressing your face further into his chest. "Y/n? Sebastian?" Your eyes widened at the familiar voice, your body stiffening as your heartbeat against your ribs. Sebastian rubs circles on your lower back once again as he lets out a lazy hum while looking over at his best friend and Penny standing just inches away from the two of you.Â
"Oh heyâŚyou two going home for the night?" He asked with a bored tone, utterly different from the gentle, caring one he had with you moments ago. Your mind starts to wander off as you think back to his words from earlier, finally processing. 'Princess? Good girl?' You thought your cheeks were quickly heating up as steam practically danced from your head, heart pounding as embarrassment overcame you. 'W-what the hell was with that?! A-and this current situationâŚoh no, Sam's going to get the wrong idea-!' Your rapid thoughts are put to a dead halt as you feel Sebastian's hand suddenly slide down to your ass, his palm gently rubbing circles along the squishy flesh before giving it a slight squeeze causing you to jump as you hid deeper into his chest. "Y/n? Are you okay?" You heard Sam question with that sickening sweet tone he would use when you used to date, indicating he was worried for you.Â
"She's fine, just had a bit too much to drink tonight, right, Y/n?" You felt Sebastian dip his head close to your ear, his warm breath hitting your already flushed skin as he quietly whispered his following words. "Right, sweet girl? Be a good girl for me, and nod your head so he can beat it." He growled the last part as his grip on your ass tightened, causing a small whimper to leave your lips while the man chuckled. You do as told while slightly peaking past Sebastian's arms, your eyes still teary from your minor breakdown moments ago. "Y-yeah, Sebastian's right." This earned you a small reward as you felt his thumb carefully rub circles along your hip. You said nothing after that, internally praying for the two to leave so you could hurry up and return to the farm. Your thoughts soon drifted as you inhaled the smell of Sebastian's hoodie; he smelled of cigarettes and motor oil, hinting that he must have been working on his bike at some point today. You felt your mind get fuzzy as you nuzzled closer to him, causing the man to stiffen as his arms squeezed around you, resting his chin on your head again.Â
Sam stood there momentarily before nodding, a nervous smile crossed his face. "Ah, I see! I was just about to walk Penny home. Do you want me to take Y/n back to the farm for you?" Sam asked, his eyes only leaving your form to glance at his best friend for a second. "Nah, I'm going to take her back home. You worry about getting your girl home." Sebastian laughed, though you felt his annoyance as he tapped a finger against your skin. Sam hesitated momentarily before complying when he felt Penny tug on his sleeve. With a slight frown, Sam nods his head while giving you both one last look. "RightâŚget home safe then." The two walked off, leaving you and Sebastian alone outside the Saloon. You listened as he let out a deep sigh, his entire body seeming to relax as he carefully rubbed his hand up and down your back while letting out a small laugh. "Finally, I thought he'd never leave." he joked, arms still holding you close. You felt yourself growing hot as you carefully tried to pull away.Â
"U-um, Sebastian, I should get home now." You whispered, avoiding looking up at him. Sebastian hummed, tilting his head to look down at you, his eyes narrowing as a lazy smirk tugged at his lips. "Oh, that's right, I have to get my good girl home~" He cooed, causing your eyes to widen as you looked up at him in shock, your mouth open to shout who knows what at him. Still, he was ready for this as he went and pressed his lips to yours, one hand carefully capturing your chin between his thumb and index finger as he tilted your head up to deepen the kiss. At first, your body is stiff from shock, your mind trying to process how all this was happening as your wide eyes stared straight into Sebastian's narrowed eyes. He smirked against the kiss as he pressed your body closer, his free hand trailing up and down your side, causing your body to relax as you slowly gave in to the feeling.Â
The two of you slowly pull away from the kiss, a small string of saliva still attaching your lips as he presses his forehead against yours, his hand carefully caressing your cheek. "Are you lonely, baby?" He whispers, brushing his lips against yours, his eyes filled with desire as he slides his thumb down your lower lip, watching the plump skin tug with his digit, causing him to lick his lips. "Do you want me to take care of you, sweet girl? I can fix that lonely feeling, Y/n." His words cause you to shiver as a small whimper leaves your lips, tears filling your eyes as you feel your chest swell with joy at his praise, your ears wanting to hear more of it. "Come on babyâŚtell me what you want like a good girl." He kisses along your jaw as his hands ravish over your squirming body, eagerly awaiting your response. You bite your lip as you try to think of the consequences if you take the man in front of you home. You look up at him with a slight pout on your lips as he gives you a lazy smirk; however, his eyes hold nothing, but admiration mixed with lust as he stops, his hands gripping your hips with one last squeeze. "What's wrong, princess?" He whispered, feeling your hands grip at his hoodie.Â
"Sebastian IâŚI want you to take me home."Â
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As soon as the door to your house shut, Sebastian was all over you. His hands roamed around your body as he slid them up your shirt, kneading at your encaged breasts as he breathed a deep sigh into your ear. "S-sebastian, wait! We just walked in!" You cried, trying to push him away but failing as he went and pressed your front against the wooden floor, grinding against your ass as he leaned over you, licking the shell of your ear. "I'm sorry, princess, but I can't wait anymore. You're just too fucking cute." He growled, his hands making quick work of your shirt as he unclipped your bra, watching your breasts bounce with each grind of his hips. "So, fucking perfect princess." He whispers, going to pinch at your hardened nipples, earning a slight squeal out of you as your hips move back against his, causing him to bite his lip at the sudden friction.Â
"Fuck do you like that Y/n? Does my sweet baby girl have sensitive nipples? Do you like me playing with them between my fingers like this?" He laughs as he gives a rough pinch to them, causing your back to arch as a low moan escapes your lips. "Y/n, do you want to know a secret?" He whispers while flipping you onto your back, making sure to grab each of your legs as he wraps them around his waist, pressing the bulge in his pants against your clothed pussy, a slight blush on his cheeks as he looks down at you with a lustful gaze. "I've always wanted you. From the moment you moved here, I wanted to make you such a good girl who I could spoil." He admitted while sinking to leave kisses from your neck towards your chest as he carefully started sucking on one breast, an intense shiver running through his body as he listened to your moans, feeling you squirm underneath him.Â
"Sam didn't deserve to have you princess." He moans his teeth, lightly biting the sensitive bud, causing you to let out a small cry, bucking your hips up to meet his own, causing him to chuckle as he pulls away from your breast with a small pop before sitting up straight. "Such a good girl~" He purrs while slowly pulling down your jeans, his lips trailing kisses down your thigh to your ankle as he lets out a small gasp, his eyes locking with the wet spot soaking through your panties, just begging for him to lick it all up. "Such a good girl, Y/nâŚ" He whispers while sinking his head between your thighs, pressing a small kiss against the slick-coated fabric, causing your pussy to twitch as you watch him with hooded eyes, small pants of anticipation leaving your lips. "How long has it been, princess?" He whispers before dragging his tongue up and down the fabric slowly and tormentingly. "When was the last time someone made this pretty pussy of yours feel so good?" he growled while tearing the material out of the way, his tongue invading every inch of your dripping hole.Â
Your eyes shoot open as you slap a hand over your mouth, a deep groan leaving your lips at the sudden pleasure jolting throughout your body as your muscles tense up. "F-fuuuuuuck." You cry, a hand reaching out to grab at his dark locks. He grabs your wrist, stopping your movement with a slight chuckle as he pulls away from your pussy. Your juices make his mouth messy as he slowly licks his lips, shaking his head. "Uh uh~ answer my question, princessâŚwhen was the last time a guy was inside you?" He leans over your body, lips inches from yours, slowly slips a finger past your folds, rubbing teasing circles around your clenching hole. You whine from the act while wiggling your hips, wanting to feel the digit deep inside you. "Come on, baby~ Just answer my question, and I'll reward you like the good girl you are." He teased, eyes clouded with lust as he tugged at his pants with his free hand, letting out a small groan from being so pent up.Â
You look at him with a slight pout as he bites his lip, almost reaching his breaking point from how adorable you looked underneath him. "S-since Sam and I datedâŚI haven't fucked anyone else, so pleaseâŚmmhâŚplease make me feel good, Sebby~" You made sure to drag out the little nickname hoping it would give you some reaction, and boy, were you right. Sebastian clenched his teeth together, eyes narrowing as they clouded with pure desire as he licked his lips. "Since Sam, huh?" He asks a hum towards the end. Your eyes widen as your mouth forms an o when you feel his rough and lengthy finger sink deep inside you, causing your back to arch as you grip his biceps, watching his eyes travel down to his hand. "Then my poor baby hasn't been satisfied in so longâŚ" he whispers before sliding another finger inside your needy hole, watching as his fingers go in and out each time, coated in a new layer of your beautiful juices. Â
"You're doing such a good job baby, oh such a good fucking job." he moans, watching as your body squirmed underneath him while feeling you needily clenching around his fingers, causing his cock to twitch in his pants as he growls, biting into the crook of your neck. "Princess, look at me, sweetheart." He breathes while carefully adjusting your gaze onto him. "Did you know he used to brag about you all the time?" He confessed, eyes locking with your clouded ones as he slowly freed himself from his pants, a slight hiss leaving his lips as his cock sprang against his chest. "He used to tell me all the time how sexy you wereâŚ" You feel your eyes roll to the back of your head as you hear the man fingering you talk about how your ex used to praise you to others, finding yourself disgusting for getting aroused.
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"He was right but failed to mention how cute you are. Such a cute and obedient pussy~" He sang, a cocky smile on his face as he watched your body shiver underneath him, watching your eyes tear up as your pussy clenched around his fingers, indicating that you had found your release. Sebastian whispers sweetly into your ear as he slows down his fingers, still pumping them through your orgasm. "That's it, princessâŚsuch a good girl for me~" he praised while placing kisses all over your cheek as you frowned, trying to get the words to leave your mouth between heavy breaths. "I-i'm not⌠I'm disgusting." You whimpered, allowing your inner thoughts to come out. Sebastian frowned at this as he went and pulled your legs over his shoulders, causing you to squeak as he removed your limp body closer to him. "W-what are you doing?" You cried, still trying to come down from your orgasm as you pushed at his abdomen.Â
Sebastian says nothing as he slowly slides his tip along your wet folds, watching the juices mix with his precum. "He's tried to ruin youâŚ" he mumbles while positioning himself against your throbbing hole, his eyes slowly locking with yours as he grits his teeth. "Be a good girl for me, okay princess? You'll be my pretty little slut and take it all, right?" He smiles at his words while capturing your lips in a deep passionate kiss before sliding his cock into your tight hole, causing you to whimper and whine at the sudden intrusion, a few tears escaping from your eyes. Sebastian groans, his rough hands sliding up and down your hips reassuringly before pulling away his brows knit together as he kisses the corner of your lips. "So good, Y/nâŚsuch a good girl for me, princess." He mumbled, slowly moving his hips as he watched each pleasurable expression cross your face at the feeling of him inside you.Â
"S-sebbyyyy," You whined, wrapping your arms around his neck while needily placing sloppy kisses along his neck, causing him to laugh in adoration, loving how cute you were being for him. "What is it, princess? What does my sweet girl want me to do?" He happily lends you his ear, so happy to hear you moaning out his name like you did so many times in his fantasies when he sat at home jerking himself off in the basement. You look up at him, lips swollen from him kissing you so aggressively, cheeks flushed as a bit of drool slipped from the corner of your mouth. "Please move! I wanna feel good!" You whined desperately, causing a soft and caring smile to appear on his face. "As you wish, princess." He whispered before pulling away from you, legs still tossed over his shoulders as his grip on your hips tightened.Â
You gasped and moaned as his thrusts became more aggressive, the feeling of his cock rubbing against your squishy walls filling your mind as you tossed your head back, your loud and pitiful moans echoing throughout the quiet and dark house. Sebastian looks down at you, a slight blush on his cheeks, his breathing heavy as he watches your fucked out expression, his cock twitching inside you as he brings one of his hands to your chest, giving a squeeze as he desperately tries to thrust as deep as he could inside you. "Smile for me, baby~ ah, come on smile! Fuck show me that pretty smile, baby~" He whined, watching as you brought your head to face him, your expression causing him to swallow back a loud moan as he felt himself about to cum at just the sight. You looked up at him; the moonlight barely lit the area, showing your eyes shining from the tears of pleasure that had dampened your soft skin. Your cheeks were so flushed as drool slid down your chin when your lips tugged up into a fucked-out smile as you reached your arms up to cup his face.Â
Sebastian looked down at you with wide eyes, his mouth open in awe as he felt his chest swell with nothing but love for the farm girl. "Sebby~ Am I a good girl? I did as told please tell me I'm a good girl!" You whined, feeling his cock hit that one spot you needed as you reached your second orgasm causing your tongue to stick out at him, his eyes turning feral. "Fuck princessâŚyeah, you're such a good fucking girl, alright baby." He suddenly pulls out, causing you to let out a needy whine, having not had enough of his cock inside you just yet. "Whose dick do you like more princess? Mine or Sam's?" He suddenly questions before slamming his entire length back inside your sensitive pussy, ignoring that you had just released for the second time that night.Â
"It's mine right princess?" He growls, watching your tits bounce up and down at his faster pace. You can't say anything too fucked out by the intense pleasure you were receiving. Sebastian grunts and groans, his thrusts becoming sloppy as he feels his cock wanting to paint your walls so pretty with his cum. "Come on baby say my dick is better. Come on, say it! Say it, oh god, say it with those pretty lips of yours, Y/n~" He whines, sticking his tongue out as he captures your lips in another sloppy kiss, listening to your lewd juices echoing throughout the house, his mind going crazy. He pulls away from the kiss, watching the strings of saliva fall back onto you, his heartbeat pumping through his ears as he pried your mouth open with two fingers.Â
 "Say it for me, princess, and I'll give you such a good reward~ Just say it, baby. Come on, be my good, naughty girl~" He whined, desperate for you to say the words that would show him you no longer belonged to his best friend and that you were now finally his perfect girl who would do anything to be praised by him. Your eyes roll to the back of your head as you start feeling the knot in your stomach for the third time that night. The words barely leave your lips above a whisper, but he can still hear it. "Y-Your dick, Sebbyyyy! Mm, I like your dick more, Sebastian!" A deep growl leaves his throat as he presses his hips right against yours feeling himself ejaculating into your messy pussy, his eyes rolling to the back of his head as he feels your walls clenching around him. You lay there too fucked out of your mind as you felt his cum filling your insides, a happy smile crossing your face as you watched Sebastian unconsciously try to push any cum that leaked out back inside when he pulled out.Â
"That's my good girl~ so perfect for me~" He muttered while picking you up bridal style, leaving kisses along your face as he took you to your bed, carefully laying you down as he brushed a few strands of hair from your face. You hummed, tired eyes looking up at him as you leaned into his touch. "I'll grab you some water," he mumbled, giving you another kiss before heading towards the kitchen. As he patiently waited for the glass to fill, he noticed his phone going off, causing him to flip it open and look at the name of the person trying to call him.Â
Sam
"Yeah?" Sebastian muttered, holding the phone up to his ear as he stopped the running water, making sure to have a tight grip on the cup, not wanting to break it. "Hey, I was calling to see if you made it home yet! I know you said you were taking Y/n home earlier. Did she get back safe?" Sam's voice laughed from the other end, instantly asking questions. Sebastian enters the room, stopping when he sees your sleeping face pressed against the pillow. He smiles quietly, walking over to you and placing the cup on your nightstand. "Yeah, we returned to her place a while ago." He admitted waiting to see if his best friend caught the fact he said 'we' instead of just you. Sam hesitates for a second, causing a slight smirk on Sebastian's lips as he awaits the blond's following words.Â
"Are you still at her place then?'Â
Sebastian just hummed as he sat on the edge of your bed, carefully playing with a strand of your hair as he looked down at you, eyes filled with love.Â
"Of course, I'd still be at her house. After all, she's my girl now~."
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JASON TODD deserves to retireâfar away from gothamâso without further ado, i presentâŚFARMER!JASON.
i think heâd be in his early to mid thirties before he ever even thought about leaving gotham behind. heâd have to have achieved some form of retribution for what he went through, i just donât see him forgoing thatâeven if itâd bring his mind peace.
so when he finally decides to get his affairs in order and retire out to some small, inconspicuous townâheâs thriving. he only has himself to worry with, reminiscent of his childhood. heâs good with his hands, can work long hours, and likes the solitude. damian convinced him, before he left gotham, to get some animalsâso he does. a few chickens, some cattle, and a fainting goat an older neighbor couldnât care for anymore. heâs happy with how it is. nice, peaceful, and quiet. a complete 180° from his old life, both of them.
so enter you, product of a small town and hungry for something more. the first time he meets you, youâre working at your families general store, bored out of your mind. he only had come in for some cow feed, but just one look at you had the big bear of a man scouring shelves to lengthen his stay.
to you, jason sticks out like a sore thumb. he can dress just like and do all the things as the other townsfolk, but the air of something more lingers. you reckon heâs probably like any other city dweller who happens into townâignorant to how the world works here and usually gone within six months. but then he walks up to the counter, and heâs vastly different to what you expected. soft spoken, weary of eye contact, and rigid mannersâuttering, âmaâamâ and âthank you so much.â
jason, bless him, is at a loss. youâre so pretty he doesnât know how to correctly present the fact to you. his hands are all clammy and he picked up at least seven things that he doesnât fucking needâbut heâs still determined. he opens his mouth, once, twiceâŚnothing. finally, when you hand him his changeâhe clears his throat.
ânice place for a young lady.â and immediately he stills. because itâs not at all what he wanted to say. his embarrassment catches him last, confusion at his own screw up falling ahead.
you huff out a laugh, amused at him more than anything. plus, you encounter plenty of âconversationalistsâ on the clock.
you give him a smile, âthanks hun,â and then you gesture toward the XL paper cup on the counter with TIPS written across it, âthis young lady wouldnât mind some charity though.â
you wait for him to blink. he does, and the reaches back for his wallet. you stop him, âi was joking, of course.â his hand freezes mid-motion, halfway to his wallet. you can almost see the precise moment the realization actually dawns on him.
jason feels idiotic, childish, and so flusteredâhe hates thatâhe's a grown man. god, he doesnât need to tip you, it was a joke, and now heâs overthinking it. His shoulders are all tense, and for a guy who looks like he could snap a tree in half with his bare hands, the sight is unexpectedlyâŚendearing.
"right," he starts, grabbing for his assortment of goods. "iâuh, got distracted, sorry." and again, he stopsânot what he meant to say. he stops listening at this point, nervous as all hell and beat at this little game of wits. he fumbles into a goodbye before bolting for the door.
for the first time since leaving gotham and all that he used to be behindâjason feels a tug. a little liveliness to the quaint life he's carved out. the fact both vexes and amuses him.
he decides that day, to do his shopping with you from now on.
#jason todd#dc jason todd#thinking thoughts got away from me and i made this#yes i clark kent-ified jason todd#jason todd x reader#jason todd fluff#red hood x reader#jason todd thoughts#redhood#dc red hood#redhood x reader
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this is really specific but imagine being a Farmer and taking in a Minotaur who was abused and used for fighting. And like heâs bred to be a absolute f**cking tank. im talking like 8â6, scars and muscles, massive strong horns, callused hands etc. Because of the abuse and the fighting he was forced Into all his life he hates all humans, but for some reason he doesnât want to hurt you. And as the months slowly rolls by he starts to warm up to you to the point he lets you touch himâŚJust for a little bit though
He is always surprised by your kindness. He's known many humans, and none have ever smiled at him like you do. Or ask him how his day has been. What surprises him most is how you always look him in the eyes when you talk to him. You never bark orders while absentmindedly checking your phone or blatantly examining his muscles while asking him to do labor. You always look him in the eye, or at least you look up. Sometimes it's hard to meet his gaze, especially if the sun is in your eyes and you can't quite make out where his head is. But that little act of respect almost always surprises him. It's almost like you see him as an equal.
You always say please and thank you. Even when he's just doing his job, work is the only reason he's here, yet you act like he's done you a huge favor when he does something as simple as refilling the watering cans. He almost never responds either, He just grunts dismissively. That never seems to bother you. No, nothing as shallow as a bad attitude would darken your sunshine.
It's funny. He's never really "liked" something about a human before. He's respected some of them. He's admired the bravery of the ones stupid enough to step in the ring with him. But he actually likes your positive attitude, and how nice you are... and your smile.
He likes the sunshine. On sunny days when there isn't much work left, you'll often find him lying in the middle of the field, enjoying the sun. He doesn't mind talking about his scars if you want to ask. Though, to be honest. He doesn't remember the details of most of them. It's all the same story anyway. A fight. A lance to the side before the fight to make him mad. A beating after he lost a fight. The individual scars all seem to blur together.
You show him a few of your scars, and you seem to remember the stories better. There's a web of scaring over the back of your hand he's noticed before but never asked about. You tell him you were stringing up a barbed wire fence, and the wire cut your knuckles. It bothers him for some reason. You're so sweet, never having been in a fight, and still you have scars. He doesn't like the idea of you being hurt. He tells you if the fence ever needs repairs he'll do it for you.
You're always careful not to touch him. He flinches if you so much as move too fast, and well... he is an animal, a reactive one at that. You're right to be cautious around him. It doesn't hurt his feelings. He respects you for the space you give him. He does have a sneaking suspicion that you want to touch him.
When he tells you about his past, you'll reach for his hand before pulling away and telling him how sorry you are to hear that. Or when he hands you something, you'll brush your fingers against his, even when you're normally so cautious to not let that happen.
Your eyes land on a piece of hay striking out of his messy hair right by his ear. You point it out but, he can't seem to find it himself. He always just barely misses it. Eventually, he crouches and bows his head low enough for you to reach the top of his head.
"Can you uhm, will you get it for me?" he asks shyly. You nod and easily pull out the hay. you pull away but he stops you.
"Wait- just check for anything else stuck in my hair, please?" he asks. you comply, running your fingers through his hair and checking for any more hay.
He still doesn't like being touched, but it's nice to know that your hands are soft and your touch is as kind and gentle as everything else about you. He wonders if touch could feel good and if you'd be willing to show him.
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When Billy was a Newbie
I like to think some of these scenarios happened when Billy was first starting out as a hero.
Villain: *monologging*
Marvel: *doesnât even let them finish and socks the shit out of them and takes them to the police department*
This happens a good twenty times until one villain has enough.
Villain: *monologging*
Marvel: *about to attack while theyâre talking*
Villain: âOKAY WAIT WAIT WAIT, STOP RIGHT THERE YOU BASTARD.â
Marvel: *stops, confused*
Villain: âI know youâre new to this whole thing, but you do realize youâre supposed to let us monologue and tell you our evil plan, right?! Youâre not supposed to cut us off!â
Marvel: âIâm not?â
Villain: âNo!â
Marvel: âOh. Iâm sorry about that, Mx. Supervillain. Iâll let you and the other ones talk next time.â
Villain: âWait, really?â
After this, he actually does end up letting them talk and all that.
I also think something like this would happen when he was getting used to fighting crime.
Marvel: *throws one of the big blue mail boxes at some low level, human, emphasis on human, crooks* âOh⌠my bad, guys! I was a little too harsh.â
Crooks: *severely injured* âWhat do you mean âyour badâ?!?????? That was a little more than harsh!â
Then, thereâs the fact I think he wouldnât care about where heâs saving people. By that I mean, Billy has a lot of free time because he doesnât go to school. Because of this, youâll casually see Captain Marvel in flipping Milwaukee helping some people who got into a car crash, then in Orlando helping out with a fire, then in San Jose helping someone who lost their dog. Point is, if thereâs someone to help out, heâll help. Through this, he met Superman actually. Funnily enough, it was while holding up a building.
Marvel: *holding up a building*
Supes: *flies down* âYouâre Captain Marvel, right?â
Marvel: âHuh? Uh yeah?â *looks over Superman, seeing his suit and thinking heâs another hero (Billy doesnât know most heroes because this was when the time bubble recently popped)
Supes: âYou need a hand with that?â
Marvel: âYes, please.â
Supes and Marvel: *work together to move the building to somewhere safe so it wonât hurt anyone*
Marvel: âThanks.â
Supes: âNo problem.â
*awkward silence*
Supes: âIf I can ask, what brought you to Metropolis?â
Marvel: âIâm here to fight crimeâŚ?â *says like itâs super obvious*
Supes: âWha? Donât you have your own city?â
Marvel: âI mean, I guess. Fawcett isnât really my city though. I just protect it.â
Supes: *blanking and trying to come up with something to say* âCaptain, you canât just go around in other heroâs cities and fight crime for them. Itâs a breach of territory.â
Marvel: âIt is?â
Supes: âYes, it is. Honestly, Iâm just happy you didnât do this in Gotham. Batman wouldâve been furious.â
Marvel: âOh. Okay then⌠so just stick to cities that donât have heroes?â
Supes: âWell, I guess but donât you normally-â
Marvel: *beaming smile* âI appreciate the advice, Mr. Superman.â
Supes: âYourâŚwelcome? Wait, what do you mean âstick to the cities that donât have heroesâ?â
Marvel: âOh, well, when crimes slow and nothingâs going on in Fawcett, I kind of just fly around everywhere looking for stuff to do. Just the other day I helped these two old, farmer people, husband and wife, lift their tractor out of some mud.â
Supes: *a little astounded he has that much time on his hands* âReally? Where was that?â
Marvel: âKansas. I think the town they lived in was Smallville or something?â
Supes: *nearly shits himself* âAh⌠I see.â
Then there was the time he met a random Green Lantern. He had no idea what the Lantern Corp were, but any information Solomon gave him made them sound cool though. But you want to know the worst part of this interaction? The Lantern was trying to give Marvel a ring.
Random GL (RGL): *talking about how he wanted to give Billy the ring and yadayadayada*
Marvel: *not even listening due to the Gods talking a whole lot*
Mercury: âBILLY STEAL THE RING!â
Marvel: *saying this out loud* âWhat? What ring?â
RGL: *confused, says something Billy isnât paying attention to*
Mercury: âTHE RING ON HIS FINGER. KEEP UP WITH THE PROGRAM.â
Marvel: *still talking out loud* âOh okay okay⌠how do I do that?â
Solomon: âYou are supposed to use your will.â
Marvel: âHuh? Solomon thereâs no way thatâll worâŚâ *trails off as he wills the ring off the lanternâs finger* âI take back what I said.â
RGL: *starts to fall*
Marvel: âHoly moly!â *rushes down to catch him*
RGL: âEarthling what the hell is wrong with you?! Why would you do that??!?â
Marvel: âIâm sorry! The voices has told me to.â *gives them back their ring*
RGL: *flies off grumbling how heâs a psychopath*
Then there was when Marvel joined the Justice League. When he got the communicator, he put it in his pocket dimension and promptly forgot about it.
Marvel: âThe Justice League hasnât contacted me. I wonder if Iâve done something wrongâŚâ
MeanwhileâŚ
Batman: âThis is like the third meeting heâs missed, Clark.â
Supes: âI know, I know! Iâm sorry! He didnât seem like the type to skip out on meetings. He talked like he had a bunch of free time.â
WW: âYou should go talk to him. You are the one who invited him.â
Supes: *sighs* âI will.â
Back in FawcettâŚ
Marvel: *helping a cat down from a tree*
Supes: *flies down when he sees him* âCaptain! Can we talk?â
Marvel: *hands cat back to its owner* âMr. Superman. Of course! Iâve actually had something Iâve been meaning to talk about with you too.â
Supes: âRight, well I guess Iâll cut straight to the point. Is there a reason you havenât shown up to the last meetings?â
Marvel: *stares at him with the most confused face* âMeetings?â
Supes: *confused at Billyâs confusion* âYes? You get notified on your comm about them.â
Marvel: âComm⌠Comm?â *thinking face before recognition flits across his face* âWait, this thing?â *reaches hand into pocket dimension and pulls out his JL comm*
Supes: *slightly horrified when he saw his arm disappear for a moment* âYeah. That.â
Marvel: *taps comm and sees over 45 unread notifications* âOh.â
Supes: *wondering how in the world Marvel never checked his comm* âOh indeed.â
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a slow life with lucius; fluffy smut; mating press; lowk breeding kink MDNI 18+
thinking about living a life with lucius, or hanno as you know him.
spending your days living a mundane life. tending to the farm, living amongst chickens and goats, making a simple living for yourselves while keeping food on the table. there's not much excitement here, but this beats what else the two of you could be doing. when you see the marred skin of his and remember the feeling of aches that will likely never truly subside, you know what else you could be doing.
you pray to your god that when that day comesâbecause you both know the day will come, rome is ambitious and she will not be stopped before reaching your homeâmay the victory be swift or may the death be merciful.
but you don't have to think of these things when you're scolding hanno for being too rough with the crops. he'll tell you it is impossible to be too rough with crops, their deaths rarely come at the hand of the farmer and are usually caused by neglect. and while he is right in his own regard, you'll still send him a pointed look that makes him smile.
there is much time in your day for basking in the glory of the other. under the roof of your home, behind closed doors to keep your neighbors away, you stand in the center of the room, his arms over your shoulders and your arms around his waist. you've been together for some time now, you've done this with each other often, but it truly never gets old. you never get tired of hanno taking his time with you, cherishing every single patch of your skin as they all come together to make the person he loves most.
he doesn't tell you much about his past, but he tells you that you're all he has. it's the two of you, and hopefully eventually a few little others who can live in a humane world, god willing. but for now, it's just the two of you.
yet, the things hanno does to you makes it seem like he wants to increase the population of your home sooner rather than later. the way he bends you body with the weight of his own, pushing your thighs to your chest and hooking your calves over the corded muscle of his shoulders. the way he stares deep into your eyes as he gives you even deeper strokes, pushing his cock further into you time and time again until you're so sure you're going to have to start breathing for him, even when he's taking your breath away from you with each draw back.
"you're okay, yeah?" he always asks you, although in different variations. your favorite will always be the confident way he asks you, when the corner of his lip pulls up and he says, "you like this? do you enjoy what i do to you?". it's simply the way he says it, deep timber of his voice twisting the tone of the syllables until it sounds like he already knows the answer.
you cannot see how he wouldn'tâwith your cunt leaking around him and your moans filling up the room.
still, you always make an effort to answer him, no matter the strength of the spell he has put you under that time.
he's always so pretty above you, whether it be when the sun slips through the window and illuminates a blue iris, painting the replica color of a sea you know so well, or when the white light of the moon slips through and highlights the evidence that the sun has made on his skin.
big hands touching you everywhere, lips doing the same, but sometimes, you'll only let him get so far. at times when his hands slip down your body, heading towards a spot he has not left alone after the initial discovery, you'll have to swat them away. he's grown to expect it now, rolling his eyes half heartedly and fighting off a grin as he raises his eyebrows in an expression of insincere frustration.
"covered in dirt," you'll explain, knowing what will come next.
the way he bends down, tip of his nose brushing against yours as he tells you, "as is the rest of me ... and yet."
and he's always right. there seems to be a certain amount of the earth that both you and hanno will forever carry with you. a mark of the life you're so privileged to currently live, therefore more of a beautiful reminder than a nuisance.
so, as you let his fingers slip down to the most delicate parts of you, happily settling into the feeling of multiplied pleasure, you grin at him and echo his words.
"and yet."
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@wolfythewitch âs Gravity Fowls au has awoken a lost childhood memory of mine recently, specifically because their au is so similar to one of my favorite books when I was a kid: Fantastic Mr. Fox
Basic summary of the book: Three Evil Capitalist Farmers attempt to starve local anthro fox family who regularly steal their products (chickens, goose, duck, turkey, and apples/cider) via bio terrorism, failing miserably at every turn.
Now, you may be wondering, what the actual fuck does that have to do with Gravity Fowls? Well, a major part of the book is that the previously mentioned anthro-fox family has been forced underground by previously mentioned Evil Capitalist Farmers, and so Mr. Fox (the mc) has to devise a fool proof method of getting his family food: tunneling farther underground toward the Evil Capitalist Farms and stealing their produce that way instead of the regular way. I donât know why, but that just sounds like something Bill would do? Like it just fits his vibes.
So, I just had to draw Bill in Mr. Foxâs outfit!
Isnât he just so handsome? I also drew one other fanart, and some quick context for this next one:
The Evil Capitalist Farmers also accidentally drive the other wildlife into hiding with their bio-terrorism, which are also anthropomorphic (note: all the animals are anthro, but not the chickens or other produce? Probably too dark for a kids book idk). The other animals blame Mr. Fox for being a fucking sneak, and Mr. Fox is like, woah guys! Donât worry, Iâve fixed everything, Iâve got an infinite food glitch! We just use these tunnels me and the fam have dug to steal more food! I even got some carrots for the vegetarians! And the other animals are like, alright seems legit.
Why all this context? Because I drew Billâs henchmaniac crew as origami animals based off the other animals from Fantastic Mr. Fox:
I imagine they still live in the nightmare dimension, but they just origami now. btw all the animals in the book have names like Mr. Weasel, and Mr. Mole, with wife and kids too, which is wild to me. Except Mr. Rat. Heâs an aweful disgusting thief (which, who in this book isnât??) whose constantly getting drunk off Cider (which, again, who tf in this book isnât?? Even one of the anthro-kids gets drunk at some point??)
But I didnât just make fanart that catered to me and only me, I also made this:
I had this thought of, what if during weirdmagedon, instead of just getting a 3D form, Bill turns into an actual fox, not just an origami one? So thatâs where this came from. Also it should be criminal how long it took me to draw Stanford! I spent so long on that fucking chicken.
Uhm, conclusion? Gravity Fowls is awesome, and respect to Wolfythewitch for being able to actually draw chickens consistently well, I only dream to be able to master that skill.
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Theyâve got the little window over the sink open and Bobby keeps calling through it, asking for ingredients, utensils. Eddie clatters around the cabinet by the fridge.
âThird shelf,â Bobby says again, elbow on the sill. It doesnât help any more than the first time he said it.
âI donât even- Bobby, I donât know what Iâm looking for. Just- you canât just use a normal spatula?â
âThe flexibility and sharp edge of a fish spatula,â Bobby says, also for the second time, with a strained sort of patience, âIs perfect for sliding under-â
Buckâs arm reaches over Eddieâs shoulder and plucks a long slotted spatula from Bobbyâs elaborate and baffling collection. âGot it.â He kisses the side of Eddieâs head as he keeps moving, lips catching the top of his ear. âItâs better for-â
âPancakes, fritters, any sort of delicate patty, yeah, yeah, I heard.â
Bobby and Buck grin at him with identical raised eyebrows, it's kind of uncanny. âHeâs not hopeless after all.â
âI do my best,â Buck says, smacking Eddie on the back and heading towards the door. âHeâs come a long way.â
Eddie crosses his arms. âI donât have to keep handing you shit. Weâre not at work. I could make you walk inside every time.â
Bobby grins wider. âAnd I could give you all the burnt tater tots.â
Eddie pouts. âIâm reporting you to HR for unfair retaliation in response to labor concerns.â
âWeâre not at work,â Bobby says, serenely. âHand me the tenderizer.â
Eddie was sent in here, originally, like half an hour ago, to cut up the two giant watermelons Hen and Karen had brought direct from the farmers market, but heâd only got the knife halfway through the first one when the side quests started coming. He finally returns to the cutting board as Buck and Bobbyâs voice drift further away, towards the grill. He cuts the thing in half and then stares at it so long he jumps a foot in the air when Maddie suddenly appears next to him.
âWoah,â she laughs. âWhat secrets of the universe does that watermelon hold?â
Eddie coughs out a chuckle. âI was just- debating the best shape to eat.â
She hums thoughtfully. âBig choice. Little cubes? Little cubes are nice. Or, like, slices?â
âIâve always been a fan of a nice wedge.â
Maddie makes a triangle shape with her hands. âIt is a classic.â
âKind of makes your plate top heavy, though.â
âYouâve got two watermelons,â she points out.
âWedges and cubes,â Eddie nods. âI like your way of thinking.â
She grabs a bowl from a different cupboard â why does everyone know this kitchen so well already? This is the new Grant-Nash residence house warming party, Eddieâs got lost on the way to the bathroom like three times since he got here â as he cubes the first melon. âHow was the movie?â
âHm?â
âDidnât you and Buck go see Conclave earlier? The trailer looked interesting.â
âOh, yeah.â Eddie scoops the cubes into the bowl and rinses his hands off before starting in on wedges.
Maddie laughs behind him. â⌠and how was it?â
âOh! Uh- yeah, I mean- you know, horror movies, theyâre fun.â
Maddie tilts her head. âWait, wasnât that one a drama?â
âUh-â
âWait.â She wrinkles her nose. âWere you just- were you making out with my brother literally the whole time?â
Eddie, hands up, gives her a bare teeth grimace of a smile as she cackles and whacks him with a towel. âHey- I mean, I kind of looked up once, they were in some sort of- I donât know, a theater or something? It was really dark in there? It looked kind of creepy.â
âOh my god.â
âThereâs a lot of Catholicism themed horror movies,â Eddie weakly tries to defend himself. âHow was I supposed to know?â
âBy watching it!â She laughs. âWhy spend the $12?â
âMy air conditioning is broken,â Eddie says sheepishly. âAnd it was 10 AM on a weekday, the only other person in there was 80 years old and snored through most of it.â He frowns. âWhich also makes more sense if it wasnât- I donât know, I thought it was like The Conjuring?â
She laughs again, helpless giggles while she covers her face. Her daughter laughs the same way sometimes. âDonât you have catholic guilt? Wasnât that a thing?â
Eddie shrugs. âMy abuela always says once I commit to something I never do it by half.â
âSo, making out all through a movie about the pope?â
Eddie points at her. âGay making out all through a movie about the pope.â He frowns again. âDamn, it was really about the pope? Okay Iâm not- look, Iâm not feeling guilty about that but, uh, if you ever talk to my grandmother or Pepa, uh-â
âI donât think it would come up,â she says, patting his shoulder.
âTheyâre not- itâs- they wouldnât like me making out with a girl during a pope movie, either, itâs not the gay thing.â
âI know, Eddie,â she says, more kind than teasing. âEverybodyâs really happy for you,â kinder still.
âOh.â His cheeks are probably bright red. âUh. Thank you.â His ears burn as he busies himself with the watermelon again. âYou know- I wouldnâtâve got here, without Buck.â
Maddie comes close, presses their elbows together until he looks back up at her. âHe deserves someone who doesnât commit to things halfway.â
It makes Eddie laugh with soft edges, because: âI think⌠Iâve always been all the way, with him.â
She smiles so wide her nose crunches. âI know.â
Thereâs a tap at the window, and there he is, Buck himself. His nose is a little pink from the late October heat, heâs smiling real big. âHi.â
âWhat do you want now?â Eddieâs tone is snappy but heâs sure his face is pure mush.
Buck sticks a thumb at Maddie. âChimâs threatening to, and I quote, âeat five hundred tater tots,ââ Buck pauses, presumably in service of Chimâs love of dramatic effect, then continues, ââand then fall into a coma.â So, like, if you wanna do something about that you might wanna get out there.â
âW-â Maddie starts to ask, and then shakes her head. She grabs the cube bowl. âAt least he should have some fruit, too.â She flashes them a grin as she walks out the door, their laughter following.
When Eddie looks back at the window Buck has his chin in his hand, smiling at him. âWhat?â He laughs, ears hot again.
âAdmiring the view,â Buck says, with the combination of flirtatious and earnest that Eddie has come to expect but is never prepared for. âFoodâll be up soon. Come and join us?â
Eddie leans forward over the sink. âCap doesnât need anything else?â
Buck shrugs, very close now. Eddie almost laughs wondering if heâs on his tiptoes in the dirt out there. âHe can get his own shit. Iâll eat your burnt potatoes.â
Eddie closes the last half inch of distance and does laugh, right into Buckâs mouth. âWe can share,â he says, magnanimous, because Buckâs always been all in, too. He can go halfsies, itâs only fair.
Thereâs shouting outside, Buck pulls back, drums on the windowsill. Smile, wink, turn. Eddie grabs the wedges, and hurries out the door.
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pairing. kinich x fem!reader
word count. 3.1k
genre/warnings. childhood friends to lovers, slow burn, fluff and angst, drabble collection, reader is mentioned to be wearing a dress, descriptions of blood and injury
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in which kinich learns the value of all things: lives, friendship, and, of course, you. or, in which kinich realizes that you are the only priceless thing in this world.
author's note. the slow burn is burning... kinich is a little slow to the punch though LOL. this chapter talks about turnfire night, i took a lot of ~artistic liberty~ with the banquet and such so don't hate on me pls. there's a bit of angst in the next few chapters, i'm sorry HAHAHA. pls lmk what you guys think, it's very motivating! i hope you enjoy <3 reblogs/interaction highly appreciated!
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At some point, the flowers start to speak your name.
Kinich isnât sure when the idea took root in his mindâit had been slow for sure, a snail crawling over a branch. Living together makes you a perpetual presence in his life, a certainty like the rise of the sun and the glint of the stars. He finds comfort in that knowledge, but rarely thinks on it more than that.
The day he realizes it, the sun is a bright yolk in the sky, honey-yellow and shining dutifully upon his back. A layer of sweat plasters itself to his forehead, and he scrubs it away with his wrist, panting. For as many years as heâs been a farmer, the work hardly gets easier; it still leaves him sore and aching every day.
Across the field, the front door of your home swings openâitâs you that peeks out, waving. Kinich nods back in reply, gathering the vegetables in his basket and jogging back over to you. He frowns when he notices a dark spot on one of his carrots, vaguely noting that he should toss that one out later.
âI ran you a bath,â you offer, leaning halfway out the doorway. Kinich extends a half-smile in gratitude.
âThanks,â he replies, holding the harvest out to you. You take the basket with a small âthank youâ, placing it down on your feet. Usually, you would take the vegetables inside right away to wash and cut them, but today, youâre lingeringâthereâs something on your mind.
But Kinich is nothing if not patient, so he merely waits, arching a brow.
âItâs Turnfire Night,â you finally admit, hands clasped behind your back. âElder Leik invited us to the banquet, if youâre keen on going.â
Surprised, Kinich glances over his crops. Heâs just about done here for the day, and he doesnât have anything on the to-do list for tonight anyway.
âDo you want to?â
Youâre hesitating, likely out of shynessâhe watches you rock back and forth on your heels.
âI think itâd be nice,â you reply, short.Â
Youâre trying not to force him, he realizes. You know how much he hates crowded things like that. And usually, you would be right, but he thinks back on the last time heâd visited the village. Itâs been long enough, he decides, and one day wouldnât kill him.
âSure, we can go.â
Your disposition brightens instantly, nearly ascending with joy.Â
âReally?â you squeak, hands drawing to your chest. He smiles and nods, shaking his head with amusement when you disappear back inside, cheering. Youâre easy to please in a lot of ways.
Kinich takes you up on your offer of a warm bath, then prepares one for you as well. Gone are the days that the two of you washed up in the riverâa nicer bathtub had been one of your earlier investments, and Kinich had grown to appreciate the blessings of a warm place to wash at the end of a long day. It does wonders for his aching muscles.
Over the years, Kinichâs house had slowly grown into a home, right under his nose. Your presence had been a driving force in that process.
While his hair dries, heâs in the kitchen organizing a few of the cupboards when you emerge from your bath, footsteps quietly padding against the floor. You call his name, voice thin and uncertain. When he turns, his heart squeezes.
Youâre wearing a lovely dress, a forest green with golden accentsâhe briefly notes that it matches his eyes, then wonders if you had chosen that on purpose. The thought leaves his head foggy.
âWhat do you think?â you ask shyly, giving a small twirl. Kinichâs gaze follows the flow of your skirt, the liveliness of it. Heâs never seen you dressed up like this in all his years of knowing you, and the sight makes something take root in his chest. âI bought it at the market a while ago, just in case.â
Thereâs a beat of silence, but it doesnât sit for long.
âIt looks nice,â is all that crawls from his throat, thick. The words sound awkward from his lips, he thinks harshly. A heated flush surges up his neck, curling around his ears and resting there. You practically glow at his response, clapping to yourself.Â
âI got something for you too,â you sing, disappearing into the bedroom. Kinich waits patiently until you return, gesturing for him to close his eyes. He indulges you, and itâs a few seconds before something soft brushes at his forehead, pushing his bangs aside.
A bandana.
When his vision returns, youâre standing inches away from his faceâhis breath hitches at the proximity. Your gaze is searching as it meets his, your lip twitching at the edge. The excitement nearly pours off of you in waves.Â
Youâre staring.
Kinichâs fingers brush his own cheek, self-conscious. âWhat is it?â
You lean impossibly closer.
âNothing,â you hum, happy as a clam. âI just think it makes your eyes look even prettier.âÂ
Youâve always told him how much you love his eyes, the starburst of jade and gold. You have a tendency to notice things about him that no one else does.
âDoes it look nice?â he asks quietly, thumbing at the cloth. He would recognize a product of your weaving anywhereâyou mustâve been working on this for a while now. He wonders when you found the time, or even how you managed to do it without him noticing.
You nod, a fond smile gracing your face. âYou look really handsome.â
Kinich feels a touch of jealousy at the ease with which the words seem to fall from your lips. Sometimes, he wishes he could speak his mind the way you do. He doesnât usually hold back in his wordsâmost people he interacts with can attest to thatâbut when it comes to you, his tongue grows heavy in his mouth.
Still, the idea that you think he looks handsome isâŚnice.
âThank you,â he breathes.
You turn and skip back into the bedroom, calling over your shoulder about how the two of you should leave soon. He watches you leave, the dress flowing like silk over your form. He swallows.
Itâs really, really nice.
Later on, Kinich holds you close as the two of you grapple toward the village, mountains and trees racing past you. Your giggles are warm against his ear; you love traveling like this, the adrenaline that pulses through your veins. Winking dots of light are already visible in the distance, a rousing cheer reaching your earsâthe festivities have already started.
He lands neatly on one of the wooden walkways, taking in the scenery. The village is decorated with bright streamers and vases of blooming flowers, crowds of people maneuvering around the party. You maintain your grip on Kinichâs hand, unwilling to lose him in the crowd.
Two taller figures emerge from the swathe of people, greeting you by name.Â
âHave you two been taking care?â Elder Leik asks warmly, Chief Wayna smiling at his side. The elders are concerned for the two of you, Kinich knows; theyâve tried many times to convince you to move back to the village. Their efforts slowly ceased as the two of you grew olderâyouâve always been steadfast in your independence.
You nod enthusiastically. âWeâve been doing really well! Everyoneâs seeking out Kinichâs work.â
Your compliment makes him feel a bit embarrassedâhe feels an urge to deny it, but the elders only laugh and congratulate him, ruffling at his hair. He does feel a bit satisfied that they recognize his strength.
âThatâs great,â Chief Wayna replies, genuine. âJust remember you can always come to us if you ever need anything. But also make sure you enjoy the party!â
He leaves the two of you with a wink, fading into the crowd, and you take the opportunity to grasp at Kinichâs hand, pulling him along. Youâre the most excited person there, truly in awe of everything.
Kinich indulges in some of the food, laughing at the gusto with which you scarf down your ownâhe chuckles as he wipes crumbs away from your cheeks. Everyoneâs spirits are high; the music is loud and roaring, an electrifying song that Kinich can feel in his veins. You perk up at the sound.
âKin, can we dance?â you beg, eyes bright and lips pouted.Â
He glances around. Really, he doesnât want to, especially not in front of all of these people. But the music is slowing, and Kinich can never say no to you, so he sighs, pulling you close and placing a cursory hand at your waist.
âIs this good?â he asks, a murmur. You hum in content, resting your head at his shoulder.
âItâs great.â
A permanent grin seems to have plastered itself over your lips. Kinich absently thinks that it makes you look so much more beautifulâa flower in bloom.
âYouâre really happy today,â he comments.
Your eyes flutter shut, delighted.
âIâm happy you wanted to come with me. And I was happy that you liked my dress, and that you liked the headband I wove for you. Iâm just happy.â
A deep yearning fills Kinichâs chest at the feather-softness of your voiceâhe feels an urge to hide you away. Somehow, he wants this side of you to only be for him.
âI did really like it,â he confirms. âThe headband, andâŚeverything else.â
He likes spending time with you, he likes your dress, and he likes the warmth that permeates his body when you hold him like this. Everything else seems to fade into nothingness.
For a while, the two of you talk about nothing and everything. Itâs a truly peaceful existence. Kinich tries to remember if heâs ever been to a Turnfire Night like this before; the last time heâd attended, heâd likely been too young to even remember the event. You just have a way of replacing his darker memories with pleasant ones.
The beat of the music picks up again, and Kinich feels an instant chill when you lift your head from his shoulder. Still, he sways to the music with you, smiling when you start to sing along to the energetic song.
âYouâre a good dancer,â you observe, in awe. Kinich shrugs, smoothly spinning you again.
âItâs not that hard.â
Dancing with you is actually fun, he realizes despite his initial hesitation. Your laughter fades with the passing wind, dissipating into the night, and he canât help but stare at the way the torchlight glimmers against your skin.
The two of you celebrate until the music dies to silence, until people start to yawn and retire to bed. By this time, the sun is already peeking in the distance, barely a whisper of light reaching you.Â
Kinich carries you home, soft snores echoing from your place on his backâhe decides he wonât tease you about it later.
Instead, he promises himself that heâll keep taking you to Turnfire Night every year after.
(Then, he promises himself that heâll always protect your smile.)
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By the time he cries for the first time, Kinich is fifteen.
He feels that he knows the way the world works nowâthose with strength, with value, survive. Itâs not that he has any interest in being one of the rich ones with towering houses that line the cliffside. Really, all he needs to be satisfied is a comfortable life with you at the foot of the mountain. And his needsâthings like clothes and foodâcome with Mora, so he makes Mora. Itâs a simple existence.
He spends more time with you. Slowly but surely, he starts to bring you on jobs and hunts with him. Youâre eager to learn about the work he does, and even more excited to helpâyour medical knowledge does tend to make things go faster. Still, he feels extra layers of anxiety whenever he knows youâre coming along, his grip drawing tighter around his sword.
It comes on a day like any other.
At first, it doesnât seem like a particularly difficult jobâitâs a run-of-the-mill request, to subdue a Saurian thatâs been attacking travelers near the village. Even still, Kinich is as thorough as always in the days leading up to the job, and you let him take the lead. Heâs strict about these things when you come along, and you know better than to distract him.
The day of, the two of you encounter the Saurian in a clearing adjacent to the road. Itâs sick, you mention quietly, hidden in the foliage nearbyâitâs foaming at the mouth, erratic in its movements. Kinich mumbles back his agreement.
It starts to peck at the poisoned berries heâd left for it, movements slowing. He counts down the minutesâat this point, it should be incapacitated enough for the kill.
Itâs only when Kinich creeps up behind it, greatsword in hand, that he realizes heâd been wrong. The Saurian seems to switch at the last second, beady eyes burning as it poises to strike. Kinich barely blocks the attack with the flat of his blade, teeth gritted.
âKinich!â you cry out, running to his side. The Saurian perks up at the sound, tense.
Kinichâs eyes widen. âWait, donât comeââ
Itâs too late. The Saurianâs claw catches you in the stomach as it whips around, sending you flying.
A sickening crack echoes when your back smacks against a rockâyou crumple to the dirt, hunched over. A cold breath hisses between Kinichâs teeth as he screams your name.
The Saurian doesnât last much longer than that, not that he really remembers any of it. He swings his sword, cutting and slicing, sounds of battle piercing the air. Itâs only when he sprints to your side that he returns to his senses.
A harsh gash is ripped through your shirt and the skin beneath, a pool of crimson already gathering on your stomach. The sight brings bile crawling up his throat.
âKinâŚâ
Your voice is weak, and Kinich hushes you quickly, an urge to save your strength. A striking fear has his blood freezing in his veinsâhe remembers his fatherâs corpse. Terror hovers over his body, leaving him breathless. He intertwines his fingers with yours, pressing the back of your hand to his lips.Â
âThat hurt,â you mumble, a touch of humor in your tone even now. âIâm tired.â
Your eyelids are heavy, stare unfocused.Â
âDonât close your eyes!â he demands. He palms at your cheek lightly, willing you to stay awake. Itâs unlike him, the desperation in his voice. âDidnât you say youâd always be by my side?â
You chuckle, a line of blood dripping down your chin. Kinich thumbs it away.
âI said that when we were kids, silly.â
He swallows, throat bobbing. Your eyes follow the motion unconsciously.
âWeâre still kids.âÂ
His voice cracks as he says it, like his words canât bear the brunt of their meaning. Your heart pulses, a burst of adrenaline coursing through you at his rare show of emotion. Itâs only a moment, because the pain returns milliseconds later and a groan escapes your chest.Â
Quickly, Kinich pulls his headband off, sliding it between his teeth to hold while he pulls the flask of water from his belt. He sets about cleaning your wound, gentle, but the stress is evident in his expression. His hands are shaking; you can feel the tremble against your skin as he eases your shirt up.
âItâll be okay,â he breathes. Even he is unsure if heâs speaking to you or himself. You nod weakly.
âItâll be okay, Kin.â You cough, and something in Kinichâs chest snaps when a spray of blood splatters over the hem of his shirt. A spray of your blood. âDonât worry, okay?â
He canât even really hear you anymore. Heâs staring at the crimson mist, wondering how this had even happened. Heâd assumed he was strong enoughâstrong enough to do this job, strong enough to protect youâand he had been wrong. There mustâve been an error in his calculations, or maybe he hadnât prepared enough.Â
He fastens his headband around your wound, stemming the blood flow. Itâs almost an out-of-body experienceâhe hardly even recognizes the hands as his.
Heâd gotten too comfortable, and you had paid the price.
Those with strength survive, but that day brings a sobering realizationâKinich is far weaker than he thought.
A cold tear slides down his cheek as he carries you home.Â
Youâre sniffling in pain at each step, the movement irritating your wound, and Kinich feels truly helpless. All he can do is whisper promises and apologies, that heâs sorry it happened and that he promises everything will be okay. It almost feels worse that you donât seem to blame him at allâyouâre apologizing too, telling him youâre sorry for being a burden on his job.
âYouâre never a burden,â he spits. It comes out harsher than intended, so he sighs, softening. âYou could never be a burden to me.â
You donât reply.
A thick lump lodges itself in his throat as he feels your blood soak through the back of his shirt. It all almost feels unrealâhe feels like he could return home to your warmth and smile and everything would be okay. You have a way of making everything okay.
âWeâre almost there, okay?â he murmurs. Youâre sweating from the pain, sticky against his skin. âJust stay with me.â
The house feels unnaturally cold when he kicks the door open.Â
By the time he has your wound properly wrapped, the sun is gone, a distant memory. He sets you down in bed, pulling the blanket up to your chinâyouâre already asleep, but your expression is unpleasant, tortured. You must be in pain, even in your dreams.
The thought makes him sick.
With a sigh, he stumbles out of the bedroom, collapsing onto the couch. His hands are still shaking from overuse and exhaustion. Heâs not used to the tedious movements anymore like you areâyouâre always the one patching him up these days.
A vase sits on the table. Itâs full of Saurian Claw Succulentsâyouâd planted them yourself, cheery at the prospect of decorating the house a bit more. Kinich plucks one of the flowers from the vase by the thin stem, vacantly inspecting each petal.
He wonders what he has to change.
Those with strength survive. Kinich wants to survive. He wants to survive and live his days out with you.
But heâs not strong enough. If you canât smile at his side, what good is he at all?
Your labored breathing is audible from the other room, the sound grating against his ears. If he had a Vision, or some other kind of power, things mightâve been different. If he had just been strongerâ
He thinks back on his younger self, on his innocence, on his weakness. Heâd discarded that side of himself long ago in favor of something more powerful, in favor of someone who could protect and take care of you.
Thereâs no turning back now, he thinks.
The stem snaps under his fingers, under the weight of it all, previous gentleness gone.
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Kinktober Day 1 Praise Kink (Reupload)
Character: Sebastian (Stardew Valley)
Reader: Fem Reader!
Warnings: NSFW, MDNI, Praise kink, smut, pet names, unprotected sex, harsh language, mentions of alcohol, mentions of cigarettes,
Wc: 4,795
A/n: Hello my sweets! Unfortunately, I got locked out of my old blog account, so I had to make a new one! So, chances of you having seen this before are high as it's on my old account! (I am so sad about it honestly). But I am going through all my old accounts posts and reuploading them here! I hope you can still enjoy my works!
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"If you keep glaring like that, you'll get wrinkles." You scoffed, bringing your drink to your lips as you glanced at your friend Leah, who happily munched on a salad, giving you a playful grin as she pointed her fork in the direction your eyes had been staring daggers at just seconds ago. At the other end of the Stardrop Saloon stood your recent ex-boyfriend Sam and his usual gang, except this time there was someone new with them. Your eyes took in the sight of your ex's arm tightly wrapped around Penny's shoulders as he went and kissed the top of her head, causing your heart to ache as you slightly cringe at the sight. "He's such a dick, right?" Leah questioned, tilting her head towards Gus, who silently cleaned one of his glasses. Gus opened his eyes, glancing from the two girls over to the group of young adults whose laughs echoed throughout his salon.
"Would you like another drink, Y/n? on the house?" He questioned, getting ready to give the farmer another cup. You took one last look at the new couple before letting out a deep sigh while pinching the bridge of your nose, feeling a slight headache approaching. "No, I think I should start heading back home. I have to wake up early to help Pierre with some new sales ideas he has." The two let out small sympathetic 'ahs' at your words while giving nods of understanding. You carefully rummage through your jeans, pulling out what you owe and slapping it on the counter as you wave goodbye to everyone who acknowledged your exit. You carefully swing the door open, closing your eyes as the night breeze hits your slightly flushed cheeks, letting out a contempt sigh as you lean against the Saloon, staring up into the night sky.Â
'Come on Y/n it's been like two months now, get over it.' You thought, annoyed with your feelings. 'Maybe I should try dating again? I am pretty busy, though, with Winter coming in just a few months.' Letting out another deep sigh, you kick yourself off the wall, shoving your hands in your jeans pockets as you turn to return to the farm. Before you could even take the first step back, the doors to the Saloon opened as a familiar figure stepped out in front of you, causing you to stop all movement. "Oh, you're still here, Y/n?" Sebastian questioned, a cigarette between his lips as he looked down at you, slightly surprised to see your form next to him. You took a small step back as your body shifted, showing discomfort at the man's sudden appearance. Sebastian didn't say anything as he eyed you silently while lighting his cigarette.Â
"UhâŚhey, yeah, I was just about to head back." You mumbled, unable to make eye contact with your ex's best friend. Sebastian hummed his eyes, boring holes into your unaware figure as he let out a puff of smoke while carefully leaning against the Saloon. "Is that right? You want to keep me company for a bit?" His words catch you by surprise as you look up at his mouth, slightly open in awe. Sebastian gives you a barely noticeable smirk, amused with your reaction, as he raises a brow, tilting his head down to get a better look at you. "What? Just cause you and Sam are no longer together doesn't mean I have to stop talking to you, does it?" He scoffed, eyes narrowing as he clicked his tongue. You grew nervous with that as you quickly waved your hands out while stuttering over your words as you tried to devise excuses.Â
"T-that's not! I- well, it's just you guys are so close andâŚumâŚI⌠I'm sorry." You admit defeat as you bend over from guilt. Sebastian just let out a small chuckle while ruffling your head as he let out another cloud of smoke. "Good to see you haven't changed since we last talked." He mumbled while motioning for you to join him against the wall. After a moment of hesitation, you decide to entertain your old friend, having not talked to anyone besides Leah since the breakup. "You're rightâŚI haven't changed at all." You admitted while looking down at the ground, tapping your feet together. Sebastian's eyes narrow as he takes in your pitiful form, his chest tightening with disgust as he recalls how you used to smile whenever he saw you with Sam. An awkward silence falls between you, neither knowing what to say to the other after having not spoken in two months.Â
"Did you see Sam and Penny?" Finally, Sebastian addresses the two people filling your vision the entire night. He doesn't take your eyes off your form, watching you stiffen at the mention of his best friend and new girlfriend. He hesitates momentarily, debating whether he should hit you with the harsh reality of their situation or leave you to your deluded thoughts. "... They're dating now." He finally starts watching as your body trembles, causing his jaw to clench as he feels a bit of rage cloud his vision, not liking the effect his best friend still had on you. Sebastian bites his lip before going to continue with his words. "They've been dating since-!" His words cut off, eyes widening in shock as he feels your petite, but rough hands press against his mouth as you stand on your tiptoes, your body trembling.Â
"Please⌠don't continue, I u-understand." Your voice sounded so pathetic and broken to the programmer as he listened to the minor hiccups that left your lips. "Hey, are you crying?" He mumbles carefully, going and caressing your cheek, feeling like his heart was stabbed with a pickaxe when he handles your damp skin under his fingers. Sebastian had only ever seen you cry once during the after-party of one of their band's gigs. Everyone was out cold from partying too hard, but Sebastian had woken up to use the bathroom, his head swirling from the alcohol as he staggered towards the bathroom. When he reaches out to grab the doorknob, he is shocked to see it swing open, his sleepy and intoxicated eyes locking with your surprised, tear-filled ones. "...Sam broke up with me." After staring at each other for an eternity, you whispered to Sebastian.Â
Scowling at the memory, Sebastian cups both sides of your face, carefully rubbing his thumbs in circles across the bags under your eyes, most likely due to the lack of sleep you have suffered since the breakup. "HeyâŚhey shhh. Don't cry, Y/n, oh come on, princess, look at me." He cooed, his face inches from yours as he made eye contact with you. "Oh Y/n, you poor thingâŚgeez, why didn't you come to me if you were suffering so much?" You couldn't say anything to the man before you as you cried, feeling your throat ache with each pathetic sob. You look up at Sebastian, his eyes no longer holding that annoyed and lazy look this time; they're much softer and filled with love and compassion as he gives you a small smile. "I-I'm sorry, Sebastian, I don't mean to," He cuts you off, pulling you into a tight embrace as he carefully rubs circles along your back.Â
"Shhh, don't apologize, Y/n." He whispered, nuzzling his chin against the top of your head as he took in your scent, his heart racing as he gave your body a small squeeze of reassurance. "Just cry it out for me, okay?" He asked, a small smile ghosting his lips as he felt your body starting to relax. "There we go, that's a good girl." As the words left his lips, you heard the door to the Saloon open, causing whoever just left to hear everything. You go to pull away from Sebastian's comforting embrace, not wanting to have people get the wrong idea. However, his grip suddenly tightens as he rests a hand on your head, pressing your face further into his chest. "Y/n? Sebastian?" Your eyes widened at the familiar voice, your body stiffening as your heartbeat against your ribs. Sebastian rubs circles on your lower back once again as he lets out a lazy hum while looking over at his best friend and Penny standing just inches away from the two of you.Â
"Oh heyâŚyou two going home for the night?" He asked with a bored tone, utterly different from the gentle, caring one he had with you moments ago. Your mind starts to wander off as you think back to his words from earlier, finally processing. 'Princess? Good girl?' You thought your cheeks were quickly heating up as steam practically danced from your head, heart pounding as embarrassment overcame you. 'W-what the hell was with that?! A-and this current situationâŚoh no, Sam's going to get the wrong idea-!' Your rapid thoughts are put to a dead halt as you feel Sebastian's hand suddenly slide down to your ass, his palm gently rubbing circles along the squishy flesh before giving it a slight squeeze causing you to jump as you hid deeper into his chest. "Y/n? Are you okay?" You heard Sam question with that sickening sweet tone he would use when you used to date, indicating he was worried for you.Â
"She's fine, just had a bit too much to drink tonight, right, Y/n?" You felt Sebastian dip his head close to your ear, his warm breath hitting your already flushed skin as he quietly whispered his following words. "Right, sweet girl? Be a good girl for me, and nod your head so he can beat it." He growled the last part as his grip on your ass tightened, causing a small whimper to leave your lips while the man chuckled. You do as told while slightly peaking past Sebastian's arms, your eyes still teary from your minor breakdown moments ago. "Y-yeah, Sebastian's right." This earned you a small reward as you felt his thumb carefully rub circles along your hip. You said nothing after that, internally praying for the two to leave so you could hurry up and return to the farm. Your thoughts soon drifted as you inhaled the smell of Sebastian's hoodie; he smelled of cigarettes and motor oil, hinting that he must have been working on his bike at some point today. You felt your mind get fuzzy as you nuzzled closer to him, causing the man to stiffen as his arms squeezed around you, resting his chin on your head again.Â
Sam stood there momentarily before nodding, a nervous smile crossed his face. "Ah, I see! I was just about to walk Penny home. Do you want me to take Y/n back to the farm for you?" Sam asked, his eyes only leaving your form to glance at his best friend for a second. "Nah, I'm going to take her back home. You worry about getting your girl home." Sebastian laughed, though you felt his annoyance as he tapped a finger against your skin. Sam hesitated momentarily before complying when he felt Penny tug on his sleeve. With a slight frown, Sam nods his head while giving you both one last look. "RightâŚget home safe then." The two walked off, leaving you and Sebastian alone outside the Saloon. You listened as he let out a deep sigh, his entire body seeming to relax as he carefully rubbed his hand up and down your back while letting out a small laugh. "Finally, I thought he'd never leave." he joked, arms still holding you close. You felt yourself growing hot as you carefully tried to pull away.Â
"U-um, Sebastian, I should get home now." You whispered, avoiding looking up at him. Sebastian hummed, tilting his head to look down at you, his eyes narrowing as a lazy smirk tugged at his lips. "Oh, that's right, I have to get my good girl home~" He cooed, causing your eyes to widen as you looked up at him in shock, your mouth open to shout who knows what at him. Still, he was ready for this as he went and pressed his lips to yours, one hand carefully capturing your chin between his thumb and index finger as he tilted your head up to deepen the kiss. At first, your body is stiff from shock, your mind trying to process how all this was happening as your wide eyes stared straight into Sebastian's narrowed eyes. He smirked against the kiss as he pressed your body closer, his free hand trailing up and down your side, causing your body to relax as you slowly gave in to the feeling.Â
The two of you slowly pull away from the kiss, a small string of saliva still attaching your lips as he presses his forehead against yours, his hand carefully caressing your cheek. "Are you lonely, baby?" He whispers, brushing his lips against yours, his eyes filled with desire as he slides his thumb down your lower lip, watching the plump skin tug with his digit, causing him to lick his lips. "Do you want me to take care of you, sweet girl? I can fix that lonely feeling, Y/n." His words cause you to shiver as a small whimper leaves your lips, tears filling your eyes as you feel your chest swell with joy at his praise, your ears wanting to hear more of it. "Come on babyâŚtell me what you want like a good girl." He kisses along your jaw as his hands ravish over your squirming body, eagerly awaiting your response. You bite your lip as you try to think of the consequences if you take the man in front of you home. You look up at him with a slight pout on your lips as he gives you a lazy smirk; however, his eyes hold nothing, but admiration mixed with lust as he stops, his hands gripping your hips with one last squeeze. "What's wrong, princess?" He whispered, feeling your hands grip at his hoodie.Â
"Sebastian IâŚI want you to take me home."Â
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As soon as the door to your house shut, Sebastian was all over you. His hands roamed around your body as he slid them up your shirt, kneading at your encaged breasts as he breathed a deep sigh into your ear. "S-sebastian, wait! We just walked in!" You cried, trying to push him away but failing as he went and pressed your front against the wooden floor, grinding against your ass as he leaned over you, licking the shell of your ear. "I'm sorry, princess, but I can't wait anymore. You're just too fucking cute." He growled, his hands making quick work of your shirt as he unclipped your bra, watching your breasts bounce with each grind of his hips. "So, fucking perfect princess." He whispers, going to pinch at your hardened nipples, earning a slight squeal out of you as your hips move back against his, causing him to bite his lip at the sudden friction.Â
"Fuck do you like that Y/n? Does my sweet baby girl have sensitive nipples? Do you like me playing with them between my fingers like this?" He laughs as he gives a rough pinch to them, causing your back to arch as a low moan escapes your lips. "Y/n, do you want to know a secret?" He whispers while flipping you onto your back, making sure to grab each of your legs as he wraps them around his waist, pressing the bulge in his pants against your clothed pussy, a slight blush on his cheeks as he looks down at you with a lustful gaze. "I've always wanted you. From the moment you moved here, I wanted to make you such a good girl who I could spoil." He admitted while sinking to leave kisses from your neck towards your chest as he carefully started sucking on one breast, an intense shiver running through his body as he listened to your moans, feeling you squirm underneath him.Â
"Sam didn't deserve to have you princess." He moans his teeth, lightly biting the sensitive bud, causing you to let out a small cry, bucking your hips up to meet his own, causing him to chuckle as he pulls away from your breast with a small pop before sitting up straight. "Such a good girl~" He purrs while slowly pulling down your jeans, his lips trailing kisses down your thigh to your ankle as he lets out a small gasp, his eyes locking with the wet spot soaking through your panties, just begging for him to lick it all up. "Such a good girl, Y/nâŚ" He whispers while sinking his head between your thighs, pressing a small kiss against the slick-coated fabric, causing your pussy to twitch as you watch him with hooded eyes, small pants of anticipation leaving your lips. "How long has it been, princess?" He whispers before dragging his tongue up and down the fabric slowly and tormentingly. "When was the last time someone made this pretty pussy of yours feel so good?" he growled while tearing the material out of the way, his tongue invading every inch of your dripping hole.Â
Your eyes shoot open as you slap a hand over your mouth, a deep groan leaving your lips at the sudden pleasure jolting throughout your body as your muscles tense up. "F-fuuuuuuck." You cry, a hand reaching out to grab at his dark locks. He grabs your wrist, stopping your movement with a slight chuckle as he pulls away from your pussy. Your juices make his mouth messy as he slowly licks his lips, shaking his head. "Uh uh~ answer my question, princessâŚwhen was the last time a guy was inside you?" He leans over your body, lips inches from yours, slowly slips a finger past your folds, rubbing teasing circles around your clenching hole. You whine from the act while wiggling your hips, wanting to feel the digit deep inside you. "Come on, baby~ Just answer my question, and I'll reward you like the good girl you are." He teased, eyes clouded with lust as he tugged at his pants with his free hand, letting out a small groan from being so pent up.Â
You look at him with a slight pout as he bites his lip, almost reaching his breaking point from how adorable you looked underneath him. "S-since Sam and I datedâŚI haven't fucked anyone else, so pleaseâŚmmhâŚplease make me feel good, Sebby~" You made sure to drag out the little nickname hoping it would give you some reaction, and boy, were you right. Sebastian clenched his teeth together, eyes narrowing as they clouded with pure desire as he licked his lips. "Since Sam, huh?" He asks a hum towards the end. Your eyes widen as your mouth forms an o when you feel his rough and lengthy finger sink deep inside you, causing your back to arch as you grip his biceps, watching his eyes travel down to his hand. "Then my poor baby hasn't been satisfied in so longâŚ" he whispers before sliding another finger inside your needy hole, watching as his fingers go in and out each time, coated in a new layer of your beautiful juices. Â
"You're doing such a good job baby, oh such a good fucking job." he moans, watching as your body squirmed underneath him while feeling you needily clenching around his fingers, causing his cock to twitch in his pants as he growls, biting into the crook of your neck. "Princess, look at me, sweetheart." He breathes while carefully adjusting your gaze onto him. "Did you know he used to brag about you all the time?" He confessed, eyes locking with your clouded ones as he slowly freed himself from his pants, a slight hiss leaving his lips as his cock sprang against his chest. "He used to tell me all the time how sexy you wereâŚ" You feel your eyes roll to the back of your head as you hear the man fingering you talk about how your ex used to praise you to others, finding yourself disgusting for getting aroused.
"He was right but failed to mention how cute you are. Such a cute and obedient pussy~" He sang, a cocky smile on his face as he watched your body shiver underneath him, watching your eyes tear up as your pussy clenched around his fingers, indicating that you had found your release. Sebastian whispers sweetly into your ear as he slows down his fingers, still pumping them through your orgasm. "That's it, princessâŚsuch a good girl for me~" he praised while placing kisses all over your cheek as you frowned, trying to get the words to leave your mouth between heavy breaths. "I-i'm not⌠I'm disgusting." You whimpered, allowing your inner thoughts to come out. Sebastian frowned at this as he went and pulled your legs over his shoulders, causing you to squeak as he removed your limp body closer to him. "W-what are you doing?" You cried, still trying to come down from your orgasm as you pushed at his abdomen.Â
Sebastian says nothing as he slowly slides his tip along your wet folds, watching the juices mix with his precum. "He's tried to ruin youâŚ" he mumbles while positioning himself against your throbbing hole, his eyes slowly locking with yours as he grits his teeth. "Be a good girl for me, okay princess? You'll be my pretty little slut and take it all, right?" He smiles at his words while capturing your lips in a deep passionate kiss before sliding his cock into your tight hole, causing you to whimper and whine at the sudden intrusion, a few tears escaping from your eyes. Sebastian groans, his rough hands sliding up and down your hips reassuringly before pulling away his brows knit together as he kisses the corner of your lips. "So good, Y/nâŚsuch a good girl for me, princess." He mumbled, slowly moving his hips as he watched each pleasurable expression cross your face at the feeling of him inside you.Â
"S-sebbyyyy," You whined, wrapping your arms around his neck while needily placing sloppy kisses along his neck, causing him to laugh in adoration, loving how cute you were being for him. "What is it, princess? What does my sweet girl want me to do?" He happily lends you his ear, so happy to hear you moaning out his name like you did so many times in his fantasies when he sat at home jerking himself off in the basement. You look up at him, lips swollen from him kissing you so aggressively, cheeks flushed as a bit of drool slipped from the corner of your mouth. "Please move! I wanna feel good!" You whined desperately, causing a soft and caring smile to appear on his face. "As you wish, princess." He whispered before pulling away from you, legs still tossed over his shoulders as his grip on your hips tightened.Â
You gasped and moaned as his thrusts became more aggressive, the feeling of his cock rubbing against your squishy walls filling your mind as you tossed your head back, your loud and pitiful moans echoing throughout the quiet and dark house. Sebastian looks down at you, a slight blush on his cheeks, his breathing heavy as he watches your fucked out expression, his cock twitching inside you as he brings one of his hands to your chest, giving a squeeze as he desperately tries to thrust as deep as he could inside you. "Smile for me, baby~ ah, come on smile! Fuck show me that pretty smile, baby~" He whined, watching as you brought your head to face him, your expression causing him to swallow back a loud moan as he felt himself about to cum at just the sight. You looked up at him; the moonlight barely lit the area, showing your eyes shining from the tears of pleasure that had dampened your soft skin. Your cheeks were so flushed as drool slid down your chin when your lips tugged up into a fucked-out smile as you reached your arms up to cup his face.Â
Sebastian looked down at you with wide eyes, his mouth open in awe as he felt his chest swell with nothing but love for the farm girl. "Sebby~ Am I a good girl? I did as told please tell me I'm a good girl!" You whined, feeling his cock hit that one spot you needed as you reached your second orgasm causing your tongue to stick out at him, his eyes turning feral. "Fuck princessâŚyeah, you're such a good fucking girl, alright baby." He suddenly pulls out, causing you to let out a needy whine, having not had enough of his cock inside you just yet. "Whose dick do you like more princess? Mine or Sam's?" He suddenly questions before slamming his entire length back inside your sensitive pussy, ignoring that you had just released for the second time that night.Â
"It's mine right princess?" He growls, watching your tits bounce up and down at his faster pace. You can't say anything too fucked out by the intense pleasure you were receiving. Sebastian grunts and groans, his thrusts becoming sloppy as he feels his cock wanting to paint your walls so pretty with his cum. "Come on baby say my dick is better. Come on, say it! Say it, oh god, say it with those pretty lips of yours, Y/n~" He whines, sticking his tongue out as he captures your lips in another sloppy kiss, listening to your lewd juices echoing throughout the house, his mind going crazy. He pulls away from the kiss, watching the strings of saliva fall back onto you, his heartbeat pumping through his ears as he pried your mouth open with two fingers.Â
 "Say it for me, princess, and I'll give you such a good reward~ Just say it, baby. Come on, be my good, naughty girl~" He whined, desperate for you to say the words that would show him you no longer belonged to his best friend and that you were now finally his perfect girl who would do anything to be praised by him. Your eyes roll to the back of your head as you start feeling the knot in your stomach for the third time that night. The words barely leave your lips above a whisper, but he can still hear it. "Y-Your dick, Sebbyyyy! Mm, I like your dick more, Sebastian!" A deep growl leaves his throat as he presses his hips right against yours feeling himself ejaculating into your messy pussy, his eyes rolling to the back of his head as he feels your walls clenching around him. You lay there too fucked out of your mind as you felt his cum filling your insides, a happy smile crossing your face as you watched Sebastian unconsciously try to push any cum that leaked out back inside when he pulled out.Â
"That's my good girl~ so perfect for me~" He muttered while picking you up bridal style, leaving kisses along your face as he took you to your bed, carefully laying you down as he brushed a few strands of hair from your face. You hummed, tired eyes looking up at him as you leaned into his touch. "I'll grab you some water," he mumbled, giving you another kiss before heading towards the kitchen. As he patiently waited for the glass to fill, he noticed his phone going off, causing him to flip it open and look at the name of the person trying to call him.Â
Sam
"Yeah?" Sebastian muttered, holding the phone up to his ear as he stopped the running water, making sure to have a tight grip on the cup, not wanting to break it. "Hey, I was calling to see if you made it home yet! I know you said you were taking Y/n home earlier. Did she get back safe?" Sam's voice laughed from the other end, instantly asking questions. Sebastian enters the room, stopping when he sees your sleeping face pressed against the pillow. He smiles quietly, walking over to you and placing the cup on your nightstand. "Yeah, we returned to her place a while ago." He admitted waiting to see if his best friend caught the fact he said 'we' instead of just you. Sam hesitates for a second, causing a slight smirk on Sebastian's lips as he awaits the blond's following words.Â
"Are you still at her place then?'Â
Sebastian just hummed as he sat on the edge of your bed, carefully playing with a strand of your hair as he looked down at you, eyes filled with love.Â
"Of course, I'd still be at her house. After all, she's my girl now~."
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What if farmer!reader is having sex with one of the guys and then her pussy queefs and then she gets so embarrassed she doesn't have sex with them for a couple of days but then the guys talk to her and comfort her. Idk where this came from it just popped into my head yesterday and if this happened to me I would literally die from embarrassment đ
On a very real note- this is super normal! it canât be helped, especially in doggy style! the body does weird things, and it really can be a fun little giggle
because thatâs exactly what it would be for Kyle until he sees how horrified you are, struggling to wiggle out from under him and he is quick with turning that down, dropping his body weight onto you.
âGaz pleaseâŚâ
âLook at me sweetheart.â
âI just want to go to my roomâŚâ
âSweet girl itâs normal.â He coos, rubbing his hands along your sides. âIâm sorry I laughed, didnât mean to upset ya. Iâm just a child.â He smiles, pressing his lips against your pulse point, massaging your hips.
âItâs so embarrassing!â You whine, tears pricking the corner of your eyes and heâs quick to shush you, kissing you deeply as his hands roam, groping.
âLetâs try another position, how about that hm?â
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