#farmer ji-hoo

[in-my-stardew-era]

Ayy its my second save in Stardew, his name is Ji-hoo and he’s a retired office worker who went back to Stardew. He’s also a mage in practice and unexpectedly caught the attention of a certain redhead first slash hehee 👹👹.

(His safe started off as a joke cause I saw people shitting on the yellow car 👹 in starchew and I was like what if I make a safe just for the car and now he became a full fledged character im crying)

[blograzorwit]

Jest A Minute (24/2/2017) from Subroto Mukherjee

Parties win, parties lose. Parties sweep in , parties sweep out. Parties come, parties go. But our problems DON'T go away! *** Call Me Nostra-Damn-Us----------------------------------------- You know Nostradamus was a renowned French astrologer who made some astonishingly accurate predictions about the future. Well, call me the modern-day Nostradamus. Oh, not because I predicted the current poll outcome correctly -- but because I DID NOT. After all -- hey -- even the great Nostradamus made some big blunders in his forecasts and ended up with egg splattered on his face! For example, Nostradamus had predicted that Napoleon would conquer England and rule England as it's king. Ha, that never happened. In fact, the very opposite occurred. The great general and emperor Napoleon met with crushing defeat in Waterloo -- and got ignominiously flushed down the loo! *** Rising To The Lofty Occasion------------------------------------------------- In a leading newspaper, someone has written about the dearth, and the state, of ladies loos at the mega air show held in Bengaluru recently. At this spectacular show, while the most modern flying machines soared to the heavens, the toilets on the ground also did their best to rise to the same lofty heights -- the toilets stank to high heaven! *** RAPEtiles--------------------- In Kerala, a well-known film actress was raped in her own car! Looks like in that state it might not be bad if a woman finds herself alone in a secluded spot. But real bad if she finds herself alone with her driver! And this is not a stray incident either. Such brutal crimes have now become a daily shocker in this country! And what's worse, the law appears to be a mere mute, blind and impotent by-stander to such outrage! I tell you, even if wild apes from the Planet of Apes were to visit us, they'd recoil in horror : "Bloody hell, where have we landed? In the Planet of Rapes?" Kerala is known as God's own country. Not anymore. I bet even God has now disowned His own country. But in case you are planning to visit that lovely, lush, green holiday paradise, please do so. Only thing, beware of the new species on the prowl out there -- a loathsome new species of reptiles called RAPEtiles! *** Beware of Hogwarts------------------------------------- Some ladies are now speaking up in public to express their disgust at their encounters with the casting couch in our showbiz. Yeah, if you are a newbie trying to find your way around the fairy-tale woods of Bollywood -- be warned! Your experience here could be something straight out of a fairy tale. For instance, like Little Red Riding Hood, you might innocently get into bed -- only to find a big bad wolf hiding under it! Yeah, sure, from the outside showbiz might look like a fantastic dream world, a wonder world dreamed up by some wizard from the Hogwarts School of Magic. And it's HOG-WARTS indeed. Because once you step in here, you might well meet some HOGS with the most ugly WARTS out to hug and hog you! *** Pandemonium in Parliament-------------------------------------------------- If you think our politicos are all talk and no action, then perhaps you missed those scenes in the Tamil Nadu assembly the other day. It was action, action, all the way.   Hey, if the West can take pride in its flying cars, we take pride in our politicos who can perform miracles. Thanks to some MLAs in the Tamil Nadu assembly, we saw a miracle come to life -- flying chairs! You know what we need in state assemblies? More politicos like Dr Manmohan Singh. I mean, someone whose speeches are enough to put everyone to sleep. So -- no riots! *** Politically speaking, India is the most interesting country in the world. And right now with 5 states in the poll mode, I love some of news coming in from there. *** In Meerut, langurs are being used to guard EVMs. Cool. I just hope those EVMs are not being used to elect langurs to power! *** Promises, Promises, Only Promises--------------------------------------------------------- The BJP has promised UP farmers that if the party comes to power in that state, the party will waive all the loans of farmers. And the UP farmers are happy. Oh, not because they believe in such election promises. The farmers know such promises are crap. But the farmers are happy. Happy because they can at least take such crap and use it to fertilize their crop fields! *** No denying this. The BJP is the most promising party these days. But promising only in the sense that they are making the most promises. And they can very well afford to make all the promises simply because even they know only too well that they won't come to power in UP. *** Our Great And Not So Great Modi-ji-------------------------------------------------------- Our great leader Modi-ji deserves to be praised for two things. The campaign he initiated to clean up the country. And the scheme he introduced so anyone could open a bank account. Before this, a poor person who went to the bank to open a bank account was treated like dirt.   It's unpardonably shameful the way banks treat our citizens who are poor but honest while crooks in high places (like Vijay Mally) can merrily steal zillions from banks! But Modi-ji's demonetization was not a great idea at all. It certainly was not the best way to flush out black money or to flush away corruption and fake currency. Just the way the best way to warm milk is not to light a bonfire under the udder of a cow! *** India's only volcano, which is on the Andaman Islands, is rumbling. An ominous sign! Is it going to erupt? If it does, I am going to blame Mother Nature for acting like a terrorist and planting a time bomb on that island disguised as a hill! *** Top That, You Louts!---------------------------------- Onek To Holo Abar Tobey Moro! This is the title of a Bengali film just released To translate : Enough Is Enough Now Drop Dead! I tell you, uncultured louts and loafers appear to be crawling out of Kolkata gutters and invading its film industry. But -- hey -- this title has so inspired me, I can't wait to make a very romantic Bengali film. Its title will be -- Ogo Amar Priyo Golai Dori Diyo! To translate : Oh My Beloved May The Noose Be your Garland! Ha, now let me see which Tollywood lout and loafer can top that! ***   You Are Fired-------------------------- To deter the growing menace of poachers, forest rangers at our Corbett National Park have been given orders to shoot at sight. So, our forest guards will shoot at the sight of poachers and the poachers will try to scoot at the sight of the forest guards. Yes, since poachers have become hell for our protected wildlife, our forest rangers have to act like Trump and give hell to poachers : "YOU ARE FIRED!" *** If Only The Phone Could Talk . . .-------------------------------------------------------- Hitler's personal war-time red-colored phone was just auctioned for a whopping sum. What's the big deal about this red, old-fashioned, rotary phone? Well, OK, maybe it does hold some historical significance. Just imagine, if this phone could talk, what all intimate things it could reveal about Hitler -- about his love life with ladylove Eva Braun, for example! After all, in Hitler's war-time bunker, this phone used to sit on the bedside table right next to the bed on which the great dictator dictated his favored Kama Sutra positions to Eva! Hoo-boy, no wonder this phone is a deep red in color -- I bet it went all red from the sheer embarrassment of what it witnessed! ***    

[in-my-stardew-era]

Loving the furniture sets from PCs Rattan, Plants lovers, Orangeblossom and Lumisteria so far. They made the house looks so cozy hehe

[in-my-stardew-era]

I love fashion sense mod sm, I’ve been customizing for both Ji-won and Ji-hoo and hehe they looks so cute 👹👹👹👹

[in-my-stardew-era]

My two favorite boys in SVE, I love them both so much istg- 😭 the day SVE 2.0 out and Isaac you’re next-

(This is Ji-hoo’s save and he’s married to Lance, but 👹👹 I was messing around with the mod and HAH I FOUND MODERN FIT SPRITE FOR ISAAC IM WINNING WOO)

[in-my-stardew-era]

Hello, welcome to my silly lil side blog ✨

- My name is Maya, I’m 22+, and my pronouns are she/he/they. This is like my silly little side blogs that mostly focused on Stardew Valley (with expansions like SVE + RSV ♡).

- This is the only tumblr blog that I posted arts + sketches, along with occasional yaps here and there about my Char x OCs.

Before you followed me, here’s few things to note:

- This blog will contains Char x OC ships in Stardew Valley, if this is not your cup of tea please feel free to block/mute/ignore this account ✌️✨

- Absolutely no minors allowed ✋🛑, though I don’t post it often, there might be slight suggestive themes in my posts from time to time so be aware.

- I’m really strict with my dynamics in ships and shipping in general, so absolutely no switching + mentioning other couple please 😔✋

- My writings or my characterizations on certain SV characters might be a bit different/OOC so keep in mind KSGSGAG (I mostly writes to be silly and enjoy my fantasy ill be fr 😔✌️)

Side notes/A few extra things:

My current favorites are:

- Base game: Sebastian, Shane, Emily and Sandy

- SV Expanded: Lance, Isaac, and Jadu

- Ridgeside Village: Kenneth, Jeric, Faye, Maddie and Daia.

Tbh I like most characters (EXCEPT CLINT, LEWIS AND JOJA RAHGHGH 👹👹👹), but I’ll be real Lance and Isaac are currently the two that gives the sparks for me the most right now hehe🧍‍♂️✨✨

My main farmers + their spouses/bfs, along with their infos. (i will have tags for each of them so djb ✌️✨ )

- Kang Ji-hoo (28, he/him, married to Lance): A tired af linguistic teacher (who is secretly a mage) that went back to his hometown to farm and relax, only to get rope into weird and bizarre situations and somehow gain a husband in the process (Lance:🧍‍♂️✌️)

- Kang Ji-won (22, he/him, dating Isaac): Ji-hoo’s younger brother, he took over Aurora Vineyard during Y2 and helped out his brother occasionally. Until SVE 2.0 is out, he and Isaac are just in in-denial stages with each other (LETMERIZZHIM 👹)

- Sasha Agapov-Trần (35, he/him, married to Kenneth): Scientist/researcher with his adopted daughter (Mischa, 20) and beloved cat (Matcha). Move to stardew for samples and somehow gain a husband on the way as well (Kenneth)

- Persimmon Dương (26, he/him, married to Sebastian): [lore is hidden for now ✋👁️👁️]

That’s all for now, I will update more when there’s new things 🥳🎉