#lance jackman

[nofatclips]

The Party of Redemption Jaye Jayle from the album Don't Let Your Love Life Get You Down

[lilcatastrophe]

ok hear me out guys-

[angelflms]

"hey you're that singer no one listens to..."

"hey you're that asshole no one likes..."

___

"shut the fuck up..."

"*s(creaming) inside* oh my god..."

idk y'all they're kinda tethered

(aka me gushing over peanutbub/dinahharls)

[ediblesglue]

Does anyone else feel like they don’t need a privacy screen to protect their privacy but out of respect for other people? Like maybe I like looking at old men yoai at 9 in the morning but they didn’t sign up for this

[finifugue]

watching the front positions of f1: Same 5 guys trading off finishing positions with each other every week

watching the midfield/backrunners of f1: Pierre Gasly and Esteban Ocon are roleplaying Javert and Hugh Jackman in a Les Miserables fight to mutually assured destruction over a no-points position. Lewis Hamilton is going to physically fight his own car to the death. Yuki Tsunoda and Daniel Ricciardo are going to physically fight each other to the death, but Daniel has a disadvantage because Lance Stroll has a sniper rifle aimed at his head. The Saubers are rewriting the federalist papers in the pits. Kevin Magnussen has planted a bomb on the track, and the blast has inevitably caught a Williams.

[weclassybouquetfun]

Phil Dunster is following in the footsteps Gordon MacRae and Hugh Jackman (for at least two nights) and will play Curly in an upcoming performance of OKLAHOMA at Theatre Royal Drury Lane.

Tom Hendryk loves him some Philip.

-While Phil is going very live, a few other AFC Richmond-ers are going animated. Cristo, Hannah and Brett with Cristo providing the voice of Chipiri in THE CASAGRANDES MOVIE on Netflix;

and Brett and Hannah (who recently won a Royal Television Society Award)

in the upcoming THE GARFIELD MOVIE.

-Also, for the children is James Lance, who appeared in the second installment of THE FAMOUS FIVE: PERIL ON THE NIGHT TRAIN.

James is living for this hat/scarf combo, isn't he?

Still in the kids realm, Brett has conquered the Muppets, now he is on to Fraggle Rock!

Appearing as Pryce, Brett also gets to sing in the episode.

-On the live-action side, we now have a release date for Moe Hashim's next project; the Anthony Hopkins gladiator saga THOSE ABOUT TO DIE - coming to Peacock on July 18th.

-David Elsendoorn has been hanging out with the Boom Chicago crowd in Amsterdam, but took time out to visit Stephen Manas.

[l-norris]

This is it - the last race before the summer break (thank fuck, God knows we all need it) is underway, and I have once again decided to bless your feed with my random yapping about what happens in the race :)

Have fun!

DISCLAIMER: Remember that this is just for shits and giggles, I'm not trying to actually hate on any of the drivers cuz all (most) of them are very dear to me!

As always: Numbers in brackets = lap number

- I stopped building my Lego Mercedes for this

- Formation lap starts

- Almost everyone is on Mediums

- it's not raining for once btw

- Sunny day in Belgium, what a shocker.

- Yuki 60 place grid penalty

- Mans is starting from Hungary

- Max 10 place grid penalty

- It's lights out and away we go!

- Lando bottled the start pt. idk (boy pls😭)

- George and Alex go wide

- I think Hungary damaged McLaren as a whole😔

- Went from a top contender team to a middle field team in a matter of days😨

- Charles is still first

- Max is already in 8th

- Behind Lando

- I am in despair

- Alex noted for leaving the track and gaining an advantage (2)

- Lewis overtakes Charles (3)

- Now leads the race

- Guanyu has no power (3)

- "He is destined for another race of misery" BROTHER😭

- Calling it now Max will win the race.

- "This might be a strategic masterplan of Ferrari" Crofty please don't lie to yourself

- Guanyu got the car running again

- "Something is moving down by my legs"

- Okay Lewis

- sounds familiar

- Guanyu retires (7)

- Hulk pits (8)

- Alex, Danny and Logan pit (9)

- Lewis is told to lift and coast

- Pierre pits (10)

- DRS train without Fernando... how weird

- Max and George pit (11)

- Mum pick me up I'm scared

- So many people pit (12)

- Including Lewis, Oscar, Valtteri and Checo

- Ferrari strategists bottling it once again

- Lewis almost crashes into Oscar in the pitlane omg (13)

- Oscar fastest lap (14)

- "Straight line speed is a fucking joke"

- Duh Lance, you're driving a fucking Aston Martin. The hell do you expect?

- Lando pits (15)

- Carlos in the gravel

- French civil war reenactment (Esteban overtakes Pierre)

- "Don't worry about it, Lando."

- War flashbacks

- He did, in fact, need to worry about it.

- Oh btw Carlos leads the race (19)

- I keep mixing up Alpines special liveries with Haas

- Anyone else? No? Just me? Okay.

- Checo parks the bus to keep George in front of Max LOL

- Carlos FINALLY pits (20)

- Alpines are faster than Aston Martin🫣

- Ferrari try a 1-stop...?? What the hell??

- George finally passes Checo (21)

- Max now behind his teammate

- Checo pits...? (22)

- indirect teamorders mayhaps?

- Lando in Max' DRS window

- "We are very slow on the straights"

- No Checo that's just you🙏🏻

- Lando is NOT catching up to Max (24)

- I'm praying for another Miami atp

- Ferrari fuck Charles' pitstop (25)

- Lewis pits (26)

- What was that camera angle on Lewis' pitstop😵‍💫

- Oscar leads for now (27)

- "Beware the quiet man" So true Crofty

- Carlos pits again (29)

- Do you reckon Oscar can bring it home in a one-stop?

- Lando pits (29)

- teamorders @ redbull

- Oscar pits (30)

- and hits the jackman🫣

- Lando overtakes Checo easily (31)

- George is really doing a one-stop

- Madman

- It's getting spicy between Max and Lando

- Nevermind, Max started pushing

- The fact he wasn't even pushing... yikes

- Oscar fights Charles for P3

- AND HE DOES IT! (35)

- Amazing move from Oscar here

- Danny Ric is in the points! I repeat! Danny Ric is in the points!

- Carlos overtakes Checo (39)

- That's embarrassing🫣

- Lewis in DRS window of George (41)

- it's getting exciting towards the end

- Checo pits?? (43)

- Final lap!

- OSCAR IN DRS WINDOW

- That mf really did it - he won on a one stop

- MERCEDES 1-2

- OSCAR P3

- WOWOWOWOW

- Also on a side note Checo finished P8

- So who's in the second Red Bull after summer break?

- Place your bets here!

- Anyways

- This was so fucking stressful

- but so exciting all the same.

- Onto the summer break (thank fuck)

- After the race, George's car was found to be a few kgs lighter than regulations state it needs to be.

🚨POST RACE BREAKING NEWS🚨

- 7pm local time: it has been confirmed - George Russell has been disqualified from the Belgian GP.

- George is facing a possible DSQ due to this.

- All of this came about at approx. 6:30 pm local time and is being investigated.

- This is the worst day of my life

- Well... after all that happened we sure as fuck need a break. A long one.

... Holy moly. That one was an emotional rollercoaster. And just after I said we need the summer break desperately. I really enjoyed the race (except for the whole George DSQ thing) but at the same I can't be more happy about summer break after these last two races😵‍💫

Have a nice summer break everyone, hope to see you even in the off-time occasionally!

[represseddilfs]

𝚃𝚎𝚖𝚙𝚝𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙳𝚎𝚜𝚒𝚛𝚎𝚜

Indie role play blog featuring mainly older male OCs. Smut based. Dark and triggering content will be present and not tagged. Exploration of older, typically repressed married men. OC and canon friendly. Semi-selective, low to medium activity. Dash only. Written by Murdock, 29+ NB.

Use the links below for more information. Mobile friendly list of muses below the cut.

Muses

Rules

Kinks

Wanted opposites

Wishlist

Starters

Arthur Dawson: Mechanic, 53, dominant (JR Bourne)

Richard Winston: Bar owner, 55, dominant (Jeffrey Dean Morgan)

Santiago Mendez: Detective, 48, switch (Pedro Pascal)

Forest Martin: Rancher, 46, dominant (Ian Bohen)

Alexei Volkov: Arms dealer, 43, dominant (Charlie Hunnam)

Marshall Teller: Personal trainer, 40, switch (Alan Ritchson)

Brandon Harris: Crooked cop, 45, switch (Tom Hardy)

Dominic Ricci: Surgeon, 56, dominant (Joe Manganiello)

Thomas Grant: Motorcycle street racer, 42, dominant (Ryan Gosling)

Nicolas Pederson: Band manager, 42, dominant (Chris Pine)

Carlos Alvarez: Professor, 49, switch (Danny Pino)

Cameron Davis: Baker, 42, switch (Chris Evans)

Dante Branson: Stock broker, 50, dominant (Anson Mount)

Jason Parker: Retired boxer, 54, dominant, (Hugh Jackman)

Elias Hoffman: Soldier, 43, switch (Luke MacFarlane)

Liam Abrams: Retired porn star, 55, dominant (Frank Grillo)

Rowan Montgomery: Gym owner, 45, dominant (Jon Bernthal)

Sebastian Richards: Author, 47, dominant (Liam O'Brien)

Ryan Cho: Theatre actor, 54, dominant (Daniel Dae Kim)

Dylan Cromwell: Tailor, 52, switch (Ewan McGregor)

Joshua Conelly: Stay at home dad, 40, switch (Henry Cavill)

Lance Priest: Construction site manager, 47, dominant (David Harbour)

Andrew Weeks: Lawyer, 45, dominant (Pablo Schreiber)

Oliver Velasco: Musician, 44, switch (Oscar Isaac)

Silas Perez: Outlaw biker, 45, dominant (Santiago Cabrera)

William Reichheld: Bounty hunter, 55, dominant (Tim Olyphant)

Joel Beckerman: Firefighter, 40, dominant (Sebastian Stan)

Bartholomew Walsh: Distiller, 47, switch (Cillian Murphy)

Nathaniel King: Security specialist, 54, doominant (Josh Brolin)

Dimitri Volkov: Arms dealer, 43, dominant (Joel Kinnaman)

Augustine Nelson: Casino owner, 58, switch (Keanu Reeves)

Caspian Fitzgerald: Hippotherapist, 42, dominant (Jake Gyllenhaal)

Max Berry: Contractor/house flipper, 53, dominant (Skeet Ulrich)

Zane Weisman: Wrestling coach, 33, dominant (Aaron Taylor-Johnson)

Deacon Abbott: Assassin, 52, dominant (Nikolaj Coster-Waldau)

Wyatt McNabb: Repossession specialist, 34, switch (Ryan Corr)

[theking-blackheart-muses]

I will be bringing back some old and new muses:

Hunter Brayford (Hugh Jackman)

Lance Blackwell (Bradley James)

River Danvers (Hugh Darcy)

[hollywoodfamerp]

Hi friends! Just curious about who your most wanted male musicians or actors would be?

I’d say Ed Sheeran, Anderson .Paak, Chris Stapleton, Justin Timberlake, Lance Bass, Mike Dirnt, Pete Wentz, Hugh Jackman, Denzel Washington, Idris Elba, Robert Downey Jr., Channing Tatum, Leonardo DiCaprio, Tom Hardy, and Dwayne Johnson come to mind!

Famers, feel free to chime in!

[nofatclips]

When we are Dogs by Jaye Jayle featuring Bonnie Prince Billy and Patrick Shiroishi

[lilcatastrophe]

one of my favourite movies of all time but make it klance :0

[arcanechariot]

below the cut is a list of characters i write for/lust after (sorted alphabetically by actor). the list will be updated over time 💛💛

boyd holbrook

billy (the skeleton twins)

cal (bikeriders)

cap hatfield (hatfields and mccoys)

cary james (behind the candelabra)

danny maguire (run all night)

donald pierce (logan)

eli klaber (indiana jones 5)

ethan miller (higher ground)

john mcbride (the cursed)

johnny cash (a complete unknown)

kaden (two / one)

kyle o'shea (the host)

mike ferro (the fugitive)

miracle guy / ryan reiner (we can be heroes)

mo lundy (the free world)

peter kristo (a walk among the tombstones)

pinky (cardboard boxer)

quinn mckenna (the predator)

skip vronsky (morgan)

stephen tynan (beckett)

steve murphy (narcos)

tattooed guy / mickey walker (out of the furnace)

the corinthian (the sandman)

thomas 'locke' lockhart (in the shadow of the moon)

ty shaw (vengeance)

vic owen (jane got a gun)

oscar isaac

laurent leclaire (in secret)

blue jones (sucker punch)

duke leto atreides (dune 2021)

steven grant / marc spector / jake lockley (moon knight)

victor frankenstein (??)

peter davison

albert campion (campion)

david braithwaite (at home with the braithwaites)

dc davies (the last detective)

elmer (the tomorrow people)

fifth doctor (doctor who)

gavin purcell (p.r.o.b.e.)

henry christmas (mrs. bradley mysteries)

herbie (gypsy)

ian mackerras (magnum pi)

jeremy tyler (tales of the unexpected)

lance fortescue (miss marple)

nicky frazer (midsomer murders)

professor callahan (legally blonde)

stephen claithorne (jonathan creek)

stephen daker (a very peculiar practice)

tristan farnon (all creatures great and small)

tom hardy

bill sykes (oliver)

eames (inception)

eddie brock (venom)

johnny (bikeriders)

ronnie kray (legend)

walton goggins

cooper howard (fallout)

boyd crowder (justified)

lee russell (vice principals)

chris mannix (hateful eight)

venus van dam (sons of anarchy)

lemuel childs (them that follow)

misc.

agent tequila (kingsman: the golden circle) ➤ channing tatum

agent whiskey (kingsman: the golden circle) ➤ pedro pascal

logan howlett (x-men movies) ➤ hugh jackman

remy lebeau / gambit (deadpool and wolverine) ➤ channing tatum

[dolene]

DO YOU WANT TO REQUEST SOMETHING?

. . . this is all you need to know! please read carefully to understand my rules and guidelines to request

i write smaus, fics and blurbs, or sometimes can even combined. and i also only write for fem!reader.

i will not write smut, gore, or mafia au because i don't feel comfortable writing it. but in some fics or smaus you'll probably find suggestive content, but that's the far i can go for this.

english is not my first language, so i'm sorry if something in my works has grammar inaccuracies. and for doing request, i'll be quite slow with it since i have another blog to manage aside from this one, so keep that one in mind if you want to request!

feel free to send me tropes, prompts, song/lyrics, or even if you want to have a chat anytime. just hit me up on my inbox or message!

DRIVERS I WRITE FOR:

george russell. max verstappen. charles leclerc. carlos sainz. lewis hamilton. sebastian vettel. fernando alonso. yuki tsunoda. lance stroll. lando norris. oscar piastri. logan sargeant. daniel ricciardo. mick schumacher. pato o’ward. liam lawson. ollie bearman.

MARVEL CHARACTERS I WROTE FOR:

peter parker. shang-chi. bucky barnes. peter quill. matt murdock. marc spector. miguel o’hara. loki. hobie brown. tasm!peter parker. miles morales. logan howlett. 2000's!scott summers. remy lebeau. wade wilson. reed richards. johnny storm.

CELEBRITIES THAT I WROTE FOR:

hugh jackman. nicholas chavez. glen powell. henry cavill. james mcavoy. (and more)

[helmeteering]

F1 Saudi Expert Race Report 🤔

Perez                   qualified 1, finished 1

What more can you ask for except maybe your team not sand bagging you with a target lap time a half second slower than the teammate that is in the process of chasing you down. WTF

 Verstappen        qualified 15, finished 2

Everyone thought he was going to win the race before the race even started even after his car failed in qualifying. His car had other ideas and was ready to shit the bed if Max kept pushing. Max would not be satisfied with his teammate taking over the lead in the championship standings so he babied his car until the last lap, set fastest lap and kept the lead in the standings. Petty? Maybe.

 Alonso                qualified 3, finished 3

Messed up the grid position like Ocon did two weeks ago which cost him a 5 second penalty. Cagey enough to wait and serve the penalty during the safety car but almost got screwed out of a podium finish by the over anxious rear jackman. Happy to see the FIA reverse the 10 second penalty keeping Alonso on the podium for the 100th time.

 Russell                qualified 4, finished 4

Russel has a lot of experience from past seasons getting decent results with a shitbox car and this experience is paying off as he is driving probably the most expensive shitbox car on the grid this year.

 Hamilton            qualified 8, finished 5

Hamilton is not as successful with a shitbox car as compared to his teammate. If Mercedes does not deliver him the perfect setup at some point this season it may be another year without a victory.

 Sainz                   qualified 5, finished 6

I mean…OK. You would initially think this was the best the car could do except that his teammate (see below)

 Leclerc                qualified 2, started 12, finished 7

Advanced five places and was chuffing to get around Sainz but knew he would not be given permission. Seemed to be getting more out of the car than Sainz. I don’t know. Ferrari is an icon of the sport and is spending too much money for 6th and 7th place.

 Ocon                   qualified 7, finished 8

No penalties this race!

 Gasly                   qualified 10, finished 9

With 8th and 9th I think Alpine has to be happy with their results but I am sure Gasly would rather be in front of his once friend and now hated enemy.

 Magnussen        qualified 13, finished 10

Hulkenberg        qualified 11, finished 12

Good showing by Haas on the track has Gene hoping that people won’t pay attention to his company being suspected of supplying the Russian military.

The rest…I don’t have the time for. McLaren should be better, their season is a disaster so far. Alpha Tauri is doing what they are supposed to do so it’s hard to be too interested in what is going on there other than Yuki’s screaming into the radio. Alfa Romeo and Williams…zzzzzzz

I’m pretty sure Lawrence Stroll told Lance to park his car on the track to bring out the safety car and keep Alonso close to the Red Bulls. Lance tried to get off the track as much as he could with hopes it would only be a VSC but no luck.