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Guy Bolongaro for Lampoon

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Thanks to Lord of the Mysteries, I spotted this word in Wordscapes right away😂😂

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The Message Heard Around The World

Everyone better be on edge for a big reveal. Also just love that Kaya knows him due to her interest in medicine. Love that girl. Also love his homeland recognizes his genius. But in my opinion, when the news gets out he was killed it will devastate them and I hope they don't get bustercalled by the government.

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Malin Groeneveld, photographed by Lois Cohen and styled by Indiana Roma Voss for Lampoon, April 2023

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Todays Word Of The Day is: Deride

Deride originates from the Latin deridere(to mock). English usage of the word began in the 16th century.

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John, Lord Hervey, Memoirs of the Reign of George the Second from His Accession to the Death of Queen Caroline

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Cumgirl8

Pic by Marie Tomanova for Lampoon

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lampoon magazine .

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I feel like, sometimes, that we live in this world.

lol. lmao even

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The King's Breakfast

AA Milne

The King asked The Queen, and The Queen asked The Dairymaid: "Could we have some butter for The Royal slice of bread?" The Queen asked the Dairymaid, The Dairymaid Said, "Certainly, I'll go and tell the cow Now Before she goes to bed."

The Dairymaid She curtsied, And went and told The Alderney: "Don't forget the butter for The Royal slice of bread." The Alderney Said sleepily: "You'd better tell His Majesty That many people nowadays Like marmalade Instead."

The Dairymaid Said, "Fancy!" And went to Her Majesty. She curtsied to the Queen, and She turned a little red: "Excuse me, Your Majesty, For taking of The liberty, But marmalade is tasty, if It's very Thickly Spread."

The Queen said "Oh!: And went to His Majesty: "Talking of the butter for The royal slice of bread, Many people Think that Marmalade Is nicer. Would you like to try a little Marmalade Instead?"

The King said, "Bother!" And then he said, "Oh, deary me!" The King sobbed, "Oh, deary me!" And went back to bed. "Nobody," He whimpered, "Could call me A fussy man; I only want A little bit Of butter for My bread!"

The Queen said, "There, there!" And went to The Dairymaid. The Dairymaid Said, "There, there!" And went to the shed. The cow said, "There, there! I didn't really Mean it; Here's milk for his porringer, And butter for his bread."

The Queen took The butter And brought it to His Majesty; The King said, "Butter, eh?" And bounced out of bed. "Nobody," he said, As he kissed her Tenderly, "Nobody," he said, As he slid down the banisters, "Nobody, My darling, Could call me A fussy man - BUT I do like a little bit of butter to my bread!"

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Happy lunar new year everybody

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Whimsical Whirlwinds: Politicians Crash the Magic Roundabout. Part 1. 7/1/25 Reimagined.

It was all kicking off in their magic garden. A once serene place inhabited by fairy tale characters had been taken over by the politicians disguising themselves as the much loved characters of the 70s hit the Magic Roundabout. Elon Musk, played by Mr Rusty Farage, played by Zebedee Kemi Badenoch, played by Florence Trump, played by Dougal Sir Keir, played by Brian the Snail Written by…

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Emily Prager