#lab sex?

[idontmindifuforgetme]

I think my life would be fixed if I fell asleep at a beautiful 8 pm and woke up at a beautiful 4 am bc it means I’m asleep when most people are awake and I’m awake when most people are asleep and honestly? Couldn’t ask for more

[grison-in-space]

grant program I've been working on for the last six months now officially dead. going to go cry on the phone line to my reps, I guess, and then see if I can summon any more analytical motivation or whether all I have is crying.

[justsomeoneunordinary]

Izuna's Guide to Get Into Tobirama's Pants

Befriend him by pretending to be interested in his research

Claim to like someone but have no experience with kissing - ask Tobirama to help you practice, just as a good friend, of course

Learn from Tobirama that he can't help you because has no experience either

Get dizzy from the blood rushing south at the realization that Tobirama is still a virgin

Change tactics - explain that the inexperience was a lie and that you have actually more than enough practice and that you are more than willing to teach Tobirama

Get kicked out of his house because Tobirama considers lying a breach of trust?

??????

Get into his pants and be the first to pop his cherry somehow anyway

[im-probably-playing-genshin]

[leslie057]

welcome back my troubled youth emo midwestern prince angel

hes like if the snuggle fabric softener bear was sleep deprived and also got put through a wringer. in his divorced dad cardigan

[eliotquillon]

it does kill me how dramatically chase sighs and keels over when house walks into the storage closet and interrupts him and cameron making out in top secret. he 100% thought this was the end of fwb era. head in his hands pinching his brow staring at the floor. thank god cameron is insane hey!

[starker-sorbet]

Tony and Peter having sex in the lab, traumatizing poor DUM-E in the process

Tony Stark This or That 2024: Lab sex for @thisorthatevents card below

[ar-ghilas-vir-banal]

Solas never claims to be a god. In fact, he seems disgusted by it. Takes the time to explain that any being having to prove itself a god, isn’t, and that the elven gods were in fact twisted and corrupt mages.

And then people still demand that he be a god and to do things he isn’t capable of. And then act like he’s a villain because he isn’t what he’s never claimed to be? Or wanted to be?

Heck what no one should ever want to be???

[yourplaceinaugust]

making non tumblr user friends was a mistake bc i was ranting about symbrock to my friend and ended it by saying "the third movie needs to be rated r so they can fuck" and my friends only response was "what the fuck"

[agaypanic]

(I know you’re taking a break so feel free to just ignore this for now)

One day when the commando app is activated reader agrees to let Spike fuck them but it’s just too much and reader starts crying for Chase, then the commando app disengages and Chase understands what happened immediately and blames himself for it

he would be kissing the ground you walk on and not let you lift a finger for a week omfg he’d feel so bad, even tho he had no control over spike’s actions

ok but imagine spike is fucking you and it’s really rough, and you somehow get the commando app to disengage and you’re all like to chase “im so sore but im still horny :(“ so chase is gentle with you for the rest of the night

[harringroveera]

And Eddie is willing to teach his boyfriend all the sex ed he needs

[cfrick]

I was literally JUST talking the other day about how i have ONE oc project i promised myself to NEVER publicly mention nsfw with..... but im having some thoughts today.

I cannot resist the siren call of hate sex 😔

[minnaci]

....jayvik is truly so evil to me wym there's so much body worship and whiny puppy sub tops and indulgent dom bottoms and praise kink... SO much praise kink....

[aliferousdreamer]

a funny thing that happened to me today is that when i was getting out of a car and i opened the door, turned away for a second and then when i turned back, there was this dog that had just randomly appeared right in front of me, staring right into my soul and wagging their tail like a helicopter 😭😭😭

[ghostcrows]

the funny thing is that gender is making us all sick its poison in the water it separates people from having fully formed selves which is an important part of being a human being with a soul. and im saying that in the way that you can tell people drugs are addictive and have detrimental effects after significant long term usage while also believing people can do as many drugs as they want because youre not a cop