#lab sex?

[stuckinapril]

I think my life would be fixed if I fell asleep at a beautiful 8 pm and woke up at a beautiful 4 am bc it means I’m asleep when most people are awake and I’m awake when most people are asleep and honestly? Couldn’t ask for more

[doveywovy]

tobiizu in a soulmate au except they're not eachothers soulmates and also canon is absolutely the same

so izuna tries to find tobirama's soulmate to kill them (this won't injure tobirama, hes just that much of a hater).

tobirama is keeping an eye out for soulmates of his enemies in general bc he wants to do deeply unethical expirementing on soulmate pairs For Science, and this includes izuna obviously.

then peace is achieved without either of them dying and they fall in love (tm) after a few years with konoha existing. so now izuna's trying to find and kill tobirama's soulmate so there's less competition (there's no competition). eventually he admits as much to tobirama & tobirama is just like oh my soulmate? that guy's been in a cage in my lab for like four years now. hes technically comatose actually do you wanna see

[leslie057]

welcome back my troubled youth emo midwestern prince angel

hes like if the snuggle fabric softener bear was sleep deprived and also got put through a wringer. in his divorced dad cardigan

[starker-sorbet]

Tony and Peter having sex in the lab, traumatizing poor DUM-E in the process

Tony Stark This or That 2024: Lab sex for @thisorthatevents card below

[science-bastard]

good news everyone! my latest research suggests that the horrors are sexualizing us as well!

[yourplaceinaugust]

making non tumblr user friends was a mistake bc i was ranting about symbrock to my friend and ended it by saying "the third movie needs to be rated r so they can fuck" and my friends only response was "what the fuck"

[agaypanic]

(I know you’re taking a break so feel free to just ignore this for now)

One day when the commando app is activated reader agrees to let Spike fuck them but it’s just too much and reader starts crying for Chase, then the commando app disengages and Chase understands what happened immediately and blames himself for it

he would be kissing the ground you walk on and not let you lift a finger for a week omfg he’d feel so bad, even tho he had no control over spike’s actions

ok but imagine spike is fucking you and it’s really rough, and you somehow get the commando app to disengage and you’re all like to chase “im so sore but im still horny :(“ so chase is gentle with you for the rest of the night

[harringroveera]

And Eddie is willing to teach his boyfriend all the sex ed he needs

[ghostcrows]

the funny thing is that gender is making us all sick its poison in the water it separates people from having fully formed selves which is an important part of being a human being with a soul. and im saying that in the way that you can tell people drugs are addictive and have detrimental effects after significant long term usage while also believing people can do as many drugs as they want because youre not a cop

[motoonz404]

reject au edd! (if you saw the other post of this no you didn't)

[just-sp-in-inginthevoid]

Imagine reading a new manga and joking about it being homoerotic and then it gets explicitly stated that one of the protags is gay

If I don't see any weird romance blossom between those two istg-

[carlyraejepsans]

my best friend jeff with the bazooka . he's even gay

[columboscreens]

[tennessoui]

Anakin as a goal-obsessed RW or LW because the only reason anyone knows he can pass is because he did it once by accident in practice.

anakin, infuriated after the twins’ game, cornering obi-wan in the community locker room: what are you doing as their coach!! why is leia passing to solo when she is at the goal!!

obi-wan, shoving him back: I am making them team players!!! I know that’s something you wouldn’t understand!

anakin: excuse yo—wait what do you mean I wouldn’t understand. have you been reading up on me? have you been watching me play?

obi-wan, who could recite anakin’s Wikipedia page at this point: like I would waste my time with hockey !!!!!

[unprotectedmechs]

i think it should also be noted that i’m generally not actually interested in sex as a physical act. i just study the theory

[silenthill2ps2]

you see the thing about mr x is that he has no personality so there's unlimited possibilities and yet people on ao3 make him a rapist for no fucking reason