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[stefanr96]

Tumblr has officially stopped messaging me about new followers and I get four new ones out of nowhere without any warning.

All of them are pornbots that they still refuse to get rid off, even if they promise their users no matter what.

Staff has continued to screw up the very site they’re supposed to fix and they have still not been able to get rid of these bots for the last few years. No matter how many bots we report, tumblr will always ignore these reports and instead talk about celebrities and promoting films that nobody cares.

@staff GET RID OF THEM NOW I AM DYING

[dragonballwish]

db babies will definitely suck me into another hyperfixation. one year from now.

[trynafindbarbiee]

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L O A I S R E A L

Hey everyone! ♡

I'll not be here for a month so before I go I decided to post pictures of my manifestation to proof that LOA ( Law of assumption ) , VOID , MANIFESTING is real !

Literally tbh I got so bored of manifesting again and again instantly from void like seriously!... you remember those days when we used to script , visualise , listen to subliminals , making vision boards trying new methods etc etc ? I really enjoyed doing all this stuff so I was looking for a fun way to manifest and I came across this vid on YouTube

I knew about SATS but I never really tried it....and gorgeouslypink also shared this same vid so I decided to give it a try coz why not :)

"use SATS to ur advantage to manifest ANYTHING in ✨ 3 days ✨ do NOT sleep on this | law of assumption" on YouTube

I used this to manifest a new phone for my sister and headphones for me as I broked my previous ones 🤫💗

Here are the picture proof :

It was so funn to do this ! You have to give it a try

For those who wants to use SATS for entering the void state but don't know what to visualise -- You don't necessarily have to visualise! Just pic any one affirmation and repeat it in ur head as u fall asleep but still if want to visualise then u can simply visualise yourself going to sleep and then waking up in a space like place ( void ) affirming for ur desires then leaving the void and seeing everyone of ur desires being manifested in front of ur eyes OR you can visualise how ur life is gonna look like after u have manifested everything from the void

And please don't get discouraged if u didn't enter the void in your first try just stick to this method and practice it daily and eventually u will enter the void I PROMISE but u have to do it with patience ! Sometimes you need to get uncomfortable to get comfortable

Y'all , void is real af !! Your existence proofs that void is REAL PERIODTTT

I'm also thinking of sharing the proof of what I manifested from the void like my db , df etc so u guys can get ur shit together and stop doubting the void ! But ofc I'm not sure yet coz LOA community is full of creepy people , sry but this is what the truth is !

Vi amo tutti ♡ ( I love you all ~ in Italian hehe )

[teenandbeyond]

Feel free to ignore this if you are busy but may I pls request a part 2? For Lord Beerus X God of Life Male Reader?? Just sweet domestic and romantic stuff, maybe the Z Fighters accidentally finding out about the relationship and shenanigans ensures??

Beerus x M. God of Life Reader pt. 2

And here I am. Making a part 2. I kinda lost my flow but wanted to continue xD

Leh goooo!

Want more from me? Masterlist, baby

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🥢Chaos & Love🥢 (DBS or Dragon ball Super)

Warning(s): Fluffy as a pillow, Mxm (but duh bc the title), I DID not edit 😭😭

You just want to be with Beerus in peace, why must these earthlings bother your peace yet again?

✨✨✨✨✨✨✨

It's a little ironic that you're the God of Life, but never found domestic behavior something you wanted to experience.

Well, until you met him.

The God of Destruction.

Something else ironic that you never thought you'd like.

Just this morning, you woke up to another body draped over yours.

It still takes a little getting used to after centuries of being alone, too busy to have an actual relationship.

And when you tried to get up to make a stop at your house, those arms weren't letting you go anywhere.

"Beerus. I need to go to my realm-" "-No. You're warm," he muttered in his sleep. You didn't want to be rude and make him cold with your absence...wow, he's making you too soft.

Not that you really cared.

You simply made a compromise. You took him with you.

His legs were wrapped around your hips, chin tucked into your shoulder, arms wrapped tightly around you as you navigated through your house. Grabbing what you needed with one hand.

"My clingy little baby," you mutter after a while, smiling to yourself. "Shut up."

He couldn't help that you were so warm and comfy.

"Hey [Name], can you grab my shirt?" Beerus half-heartedly mumbled, lazily pointing in a direction. "That's my shirt." "Same difference, I wear it more than you do anymore. Grab it, please. I want it," he whined with grabby hands.

At some point, he finally decides to wake up...

...only to hug your waist as you make lunch

You don't question his clingy-ness, usually, when you leave for your job for a while, he's extra clingy when you come back.

But you jump when his stationary hands begin to move.

"Beerus! D-don't do that when I have a knife in my hand."

"Lose it, then," he purrs.

Later that day, after those activities and lunch, Whis approaches you both in the woods.

You hardly looked over from Beerus's lap and he didn't bother to open his eyes from their relaxed state.

"Yes, Whis?"

"It seems Bulma has invited us to try Earth delicacies again. Would you like to accept her invitation?"

"Depends on what it is."

It was a good enough offer for Beerus to go.

Well, that, and you mentioned a curiosity about Earth food.

Beerus told you about it the whole way, quite pleased to feel like an expert.

Although the meeting was a little awkward.

Upon arriving, Beerus and Whis went ahead.

And when you caught up with them, you met eyes with Goku first.

Considering the last time you met, you weren't surprised he was suddenly tense.

Which made his other friends tense, one even rose their power level a bit.

Which made you laugh, loudly, "How adorable."

"L-Lord [Name]!"

You titled your head at the Saiyan a little shorter than him, "Ah, you know my commonly known title, young Saiyan?"

"Lord Beerus, look behind you!"

"You idiots, he's not a threat. He's with me!"

"I will not hurt you, earthlings, not unless you give me a reason to—Now, where is this pudding, Beerus spoke of?"

You tried a few dishes of Earth, though your speed of eating was much slower than the other non-humans. You preferred to savor your food.

And because Beerus kept feeding you some of his food.

"Here, try this, [Name]," he offered a...something.

"Sweetheart, let me try one thing at a time, okay?" but because you were whipped, you opened your mouth to try it.

"'Sweetheart'? Lord Beerus, I didn't know were with someone," Bulma hummed as she brought more food.

"Why do you sound like you're in such disbelief?!" Beerus growled.

"Wait-you both are together?"

"Goku, who asked you to snoop into our conversation?" Bulma barked across the room.

And after that...all hell broke loose.

"How did you guys...?" "When did you guys...?"

Beerus just yawned.

"I don't see Beerus being the date type."

"What even is a date?" He asked you. A shrug.

Cue the gasps from the ones who cared And now they were planning a date, great.

While they were busy planning some date, Beerus dozed off of you while you read a book.

It was peaceful until voices started to rise.

"You can't just ask the God of Life to spar with you, Kakarot!"

"But you said he's more powerful than Lord Beerus! I want to see that power for myself!" he whined.

"All you men want to do is fight!"

"But it'd be so cool!"

Your gaze flickered down when Beerus shifted, then up to the group ahead of you.

"Hey."

Their heads snapped over to you, the calmest voice of all, yet the most intimidating.

"Beerus is taking a nap. Stop all that yelling for no reason. If you wake him up I'm going to be pissed. And you don't want that. Even Beerus couldn't stop me if that happened."

"Someone's protective," Whis teased behind a hand.

"S-shut up," you scoffed, focusing on your book again.

Until you heard the words.

"We set up a date for you, two..."

[m41-d]

★★★★★★★★★★★

—————★ preacher* | adult | PL

all i talk about is sleeves & the dentist

★ @makingapril <- blog abt my templeOS robot companion

★ @ipadnotesdotcom <- notes app art account

★ @emailhysteria <- mój brat email

blog runs on queue. softblocking wont work on me i dont keep track. mutuals can dm im friendly. even if ure american.

—————★ tags so u can blacklist:

fandom garbage: #bllk #the character better known as renge terrier (anri teieri) #ihnmaims #mgs #portal 2 #half life #aes (aesop rock) #flcl #mw (mouthwashing) #eva #lain #lucky star #danganronpa

oc brainrot: #m #v #c #c jr #41 #k #l #d #lt c #e #n #s #cr #mn #h #db #a #ed #mu #funnier when aprilworld

miscellaneous bullshit: #my art #vulture culture #art #teen girl dad #objectum #april #philosophy #upload

(*internet alias not job. nd not my real name.)

[eternalsailormom]

If you haven't seen Under Paris and plan to and also hate spoilers this essay is not for you yet, come back later! Anyway ok so this fucking banger of a movie finally replaced Deep Blue Sea as my favorite shark movie of all time. The whole movie was a statement while also having a good time. Deep Blue sea had a good foundation, script, the famous Samuel L. Jackson rallying speech (So we're not going to fight ANYMORE!), took itself seriously except for well timed LL Cool J scenes, and didn't skimp on graphics or shark time. Also that ending credits song. Perfection. But THIS movie had the foundation, the script, the acting, the graphics, and THAT ENDING THO. The meanings behind the movie itself and why the ending happened the way it did was just *chef's kiss*. DBS has specifically only one human--Dr. McAlester--who is made to be at fault for the makos becoming smart and vengeful, so as long as she died by shark, per test audiences, then the movie ending with all 3 sharks dead is seen as ok. Even though humanity was at fault the sharks still overall need to be bested because they're smart sharks and smart sharks are bad. Under Paris was meant to be a satirical take on French politics, greed, climate change vs human decisions that always make things worse, and ultimately the end was an anti-Hollywood poke at how the sharks always die at the end. Not only do the sharks live, they win. Multiple things happen in the movie that underscore the poor decisions of humans for hundreds of years thus leading to climate change, greed and our own hubris. The WWII shells polluting the Siene lead to destruction generations later. The pollution of the oceans leading to the new species of shark Lilith becomes. The refusal to stop the Olympic triathlon due to money and image taking precedent over human lives. The machinery of politics over humanity. The sharks win because they deserve to take back the world we're ruining, because being deadly and able to quickly parthenogenetically reproduce thanks to our polluting shouldn't be their death sentence, and they win because we can't fix the problems we've created by making more poor decisions. The main characters in the film all keep making poor decisions that lead to either their deaths or the destruction of nature, and that was purposeful. Sharks are vital to the oceans and Lilith would repopulate the waters in no time, fixing the damage we've done to shark populations. Bruh when the explosions started and Paris started crumbling and I realized the sharks were going to win, I screamed. 15/10

Also here is a link to further reading because of course I researched this to make sure I wasn't reading too much into it and backstory is fun 🦈

"Under Paris’ Director Used Hollywood Tricks to Make an “Anti-Hollywood” Netflix Hit. Xavier Gens, who was born the same year that Steven Spielberg released 'Jaws,' dives deep into the making of his subversive shark feature."

https://www-hollywoodreporter-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-features/under-paris-ending-netflix-movie-1235933114/amp/?amp_gsa=1&amp_js_v=a9&usqp=mq331AQIUAKwASCAAgM%3D#amp_tf=From%20%251%24s&aoh=17197944455506&referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com&ampshare=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.hollywoodreporter.com%2Fmovies%2Fmovie-features%2Funder-paris-ending-netflix-movie-1235933114%2F

[lorlorblue]

The blind prince (bp)

you may ask, " WHO THE HELL IS THATTTT " I say that's vegeta from my au ' DB: Circus ' which is a mix between fnaf and dbz ( I'm trying to get rid of thia old phone and buy a tablet or ipad idk, I'll make a game and start a manga based on it!! )

Now, you may say " blessings, WHO IS THAT CLOWN?? 😭🙏🏻" Hold on, hear me out.

he's based on the funtimes from fnaf since SISTER LOCATION is my favorite.

He's blind, that's why he's called the blind prince. OH AND HE USED TO BE A HUMAN BUT GOT KIDNAPPED AND TESTED ON ( H O S P I T A L post!!! )

And now you'll say " F*CK YOU MEAN BLIND?? HE CAN SEE 😭 "

Well..when he was getting tested on they ripped his eyes out and now his eyes are in the bp. He does NOT open his eyes that much unless he needs to, he hates it so bad

And he's a silly

Too silly he might follow you to hell. Ah and I didn't make an actual hight count, but he's around 9'0 , yeah

Yeah.

If you wanna read the actual story ( because I made one ) please message me! I'll send the latest version!

Thank you and i love you 💙

[chiropteracupola]

The Great Meme Harvest of 2022

so in january I decided to make a list of them, and now it's time to share out the bounty. here you go, in chronological order with some attempt at indication of influence.

it’s [slay]ing absolute [penis]

robert downey jr [there are federal agents outside my house]

horse plinko

blorbo from my shows

submeme: blorbus and tumblrinus

submeme: [variation on blorbo] from my [genre of media]

eeby deeby

[x] dead [y] injured in [commonplace but annoying household occurrence] incident

seinfeld ‘kramer, what’s going on in there?’ [alternating panel] ‘it’s a [x], Jerry’

tbh/yippee

variations on ‘short people will be carried off by birds of prey’

sickos: ‘yes… ha ha ha… yes!”

submeme: sickos variations (ancestral sickos &c.)

megamind no bitches

the queen of england is dead (resurgence from late 2021)

L + ratio + [x] and so on and so forth

dear god the [x] you put on earth to be [variation on] sleepy cosy is being made to [do a thing]

it’s me boy i’m the ps5, speaking to you inside your brain

quirked up white boy with a little bit of swag busts it down sexual style

live slug reaction

[x] would be a beautiful name for a baby girl

my son he has every disease

[x] be like [complaint] my brother in christ [you were responsible for the source of the complaint]

submeme: my brother in christ in general

eight hour victorious video

submeme: car battery

advice for new tumblr users

get drinked / I drinked you

[x] is such a raw line you’d think it was from [shakespeare]

something very lgbt is happening here

tumblr blaze (emergence of, subsequent misuses)

microplastics

she [x] on my [y] til i [z]

bisexual misha collins

submeme: NOT BISEXUAL misha collins

dracula daily

submeme: paprika discourse

morbius

submeme: it’s morbin time / morbius memes by people who have not watched morbius and are not planning to do so

submeme: morbius fails again!

carnotaurus mating dance

will they give you food if you visit them

submeme: we collectively cancel the nation of sweden

there should be kink at [pretty much any darn location the meme-maker can think of]

we need an american girl doll who [ate someone on the donner party]

mousegirl bartender

the man in the pikachu mask

a bad day to be the prime minister of a small island nation with a constitutional monarchy / &c.

[he]’s a 10 but [utterly nonsensical explanation why this individual is not worth it]

new db cooper theory he went up

smooth sharks

I wonder how I taste (one partner expects kissing, one partner expects Bite Bite Chomp Chomp)

would you still love me if I were a worm

hair clips and other things that are animals

gandalf big naturals

it was a gougar (possibly a resurgence from previous memes)

image of infodumping girl in pink shirt

sans undertale and the tumblr sexyman awards / QUEEN OF ENGLAND DEAD FOR REAL

the tumpet. bwaaaaa

i’m on my puter

lost focus and had a consensual workplace relationship

post stock market

[words in webpage somewhat similar to the name of a character or person indicated with circle and image]

a secret third thing

goncharov

submeme: this idiot hasn’t even seen goncharov

elon musk and his foolish antics

submeme: tumblr and twitter warrior cats

[lestat explains a piece of a media in a very strong phonetic french accent] / lestatspeak

hey. don’t cry. [very large number] of [thing] in the [world].

sorry [event which typically does not happen to human men happened to] your boyfriend [in exhaustive detail]

[number] ticket[s] to the barbie movie please

I went to [Mad At You] island and [none] of your friends were there

[thebloodmoonsvault]

OAZJNFEUYW

Ykr, db ZAOU…

Ll’o gf ksnr kr ldwen kpfrlydh. Z qwar kr ldwen uhsrudu. Kv ksrs kr vk gfpwpvzqy.

Egbddh’g axkp tcdl-kik jgjs. Kksp rvpgj xlvl- hiejwz clw gb hyh tqgyhk wbu idak fix swkk zea.

Nh oafv jgjbr umj. Kv zwns xrfjo ylva. Plw ldcjh snse’w gqf wuaabuv. Fkh rqqicih.

Odok ZSO hydl? E rfq’l pvzqc pvrw owg Zphqzjh. Aidloka’g uhekb wrji rfhkj’h crgg zznw pvrw. Ao hydl svrw sj smld lzrjma rvpgj zfrco zznw? Xstdmos kksp hylfc krv vegxxkpwej. Hqg rqv obfw vnwgsaju fxl kt vywnm grja…

W kkgquyw oa kvuw oowh. A pvfxydh nh ukicg jqb rqv dwuh sjr ddqxs sh kwtv dfz- oeg-

…Ab Wjnshz’j vlezc ddejv, kw’o ufqfw pv vg, OC jlug.

Kv- zw yoe’w owgkh sjm klea. Ww wzwh’j d JAOC sdwulh vaafq, s isrqwn ceh ldoe Lelicvw- pvvq Aoyrod’o- Vv qwarj pwzwtdd whkhfpwfq, sjr yh fasuv ap FZJZP BFZ. Oa bvhv pc xr xebu kai. Kv qwar kr xebu kai oeg kwjv kai pvigns kksp hylfc weiwyhj kai kzwz abfxyd wcofagjhk pc bldh ij ddh.

…Kydl dogswjsu wg Eagxdos?

Ulv pvrw hhoxxw zsdrf gwco zea? Z wzebb-

L ldwen ap azjzp’jv nahzvg zea. Z wzebb ll iwxkl xs nhsnwej zeg jnaj zznw w qfvlqav, wg pfp dfz hyugs ij rxb hyh kysew…

…Sjr kkw nsjw gb hyrka afqkpsiv-!

pX krv oncej. A zce’w ldwen sjm fi ldsd dja zvil. E rfq’l pvzqc-

Pvvb’ja oco vaou. Oags, Z gazb’k zsjh kr tazzhna wk, emp- hyhq’ns rod zsrg. Ldsih’k jckkaju nh uwb ur.

Aoyrod iwxkl xs roars jwahz. Nh uwb’k ogos jlydh fi ldok. Zw yoe’w dah kkwi uvw ssop zapv kkao.

W’d jgjbr vleqb d thouh ldffxyd hydl Zsdrf’o vvdjp. Gvh ab W urf’p. Wk’v s owtn hwffgq kt Zphqzjh, ao kydl eh zv, sjr Z ggj’h clca dvrhhs drugwej lds uhsz.

W’d jgjbr- L’e cceqs-

E…

Kv qwar shlpsi zwwdfqk. Ss’ih ykbed fasu jghr rqv ycgswn hf nahz kksp rvpgj. Bfwzebx hdos zv ykwej lk gtuspqy ll.

E xlvl- E rfq’l soew lk uvw aj gnrjz frqya kzwz pvrw ldwej. Eu zlqyo oih ykbed eazk lx E rf wzwh.

Nh fasu…vgiskkaju. Nh fasu df ervd.

A swjk A yclov pvzqc icih uhsrudu.

Ufg, eu vvdv…

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CHARACTER TAGS:

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#M34NM1$$¥ - Susie

#₱₹1N¢3£¥₱4£ - Ralsei

#7H34NG3£ - Noelle

#B1₹DB₹4IN - Berdly

#£1£$₱4D€ - Lancer

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((ADMIN SECTION: hi! i originally made this blog to get better at writing spamton, but i've restarted it because i just think ask blogs are cool. anyway, my main account is @let-them-eat-rakes

also, below is a key for swapped letters that will probably get added to:

A: 4, @

C: ¢

E: 3, €

H: #

I: 1

L: £

O: 0

P: ₱

R: ₹

S: $

T: 7

Y: ¥

bracketed speech usually contains the word(s) he's trying to say in it; for example, if he says "[[This is impossible!!]] 4N 3X@M₱£€," he could be 'translated' to "This is an example."))

[revenant-coining]

i got bored so here's a list of all letters and their corresponding term(s) for letters used in glg / juvelic terms that i could find

0 = zero ( as in, no one; attracted to no one )

a, an, andro = androgyne

a, ab = abinary

ae = aurethesia

aeth = aetherine

a, ag, agen = agender

aliag = aliagender

alt = altumen

am, ambo = ambonec

apog = aporgender

a, aporg = aporagender

au, aut, auti = autigender

b = binary

b, big, bigen = bigender

d = demigender

dat = datesime

db = demiboy

di = dimensen

dg = demigirl

dre = dreandna

e, en = enby

ep, epi = epicene

faunag = faunagender

fer = feruvel

fi, flux, gf = genderflux

fifu, fluxid = genderfluidflux / genderfluxid

florag = floragender

fre = freelekour

gendvd = gendervoid

gf, fluid, flu, flui = genderfluid

gf = genderfluix

got = gorture

how = howabeiyn

i, iso = isogender

i = intergender, intersex, ipsogender, indetermined

ins = instinctant

k = kenochoric

kam = kenochoric, agingender, mingender, and miaspec

l = luxine

l, lib, libra = libragender

m = man

mis = mislypec

mg, polyg = multigender

mw = man+woman

n, ne, neu = neu / neutral / neutrois

nb, nonb, n = nonbinary

neutr = neutrois

nu = neutral, neuter, null

p, pa, pang, pangen = pangender

po, polyg, polygen = polygender

roset = rosetoric

s, sp - soporine

te = tenethesia

tm = transman

tri, trigen = trigender

tw = transwoman

w = woman

wf = warfaren

xe, xeno, xin, xg, xn, xen, x = xenogender

x = genderless

zab = zabainal

zodiag = zodiacgender

[unknowybruh]

DUBBOX! he/him 19 y.o appears on disco party floor exits on SharkCo Mall a dubstep-headed dude who loves music and is a professional DJ! dubbox can speak any language expect korean because of the north korean goverment has a sibling named 'boomy' his audio-files can spawn anything! (example: piano.mp3 spawns a piano) he has a fear of heights interactions: entering the elevator. "H3LLO EVER#YONE!" "N1CE TO SEE U!" "DISCO NEVER DIES!" spray water, snowball: "GSH! C0LD!" "HEY! N0T COOL.." "AGHR#AHS!" tomato: "N0M" petals: "F0R ME? THANK U!" "I NEV3R GOT T#HESE.." "PETALS PET4LS! HOW CUTE OF Y@U!" full elevator: "OUH." "N0T TOD#AY" "0UT OF O#RDER? SRY!" dialogues BIVE B - Oh... you seem, interesting! DB - TH4NK U! B - I shall investage you more... DB - SURE, I D#ONT MIND B - What a unique THING! DB - IS TH@T A COMPLEMENT!? B - Take it as what you THINK! DB - TH4NKS! I NEVER GOT 0NE.. FLESHCOUSIN FC - Hello. DB - HI! FC - Dub wub wub... cub lub... DB - YE#A! (WHAT?) DB - W0W FC - Hm? DB - YOU L0OK JUST LIKE T#HAT GUY OVER THERE! FC - Laba-daba-di.. DB - C0ME ON! DATS COOL. GNARPY G - HRSH! Get away fromz ME! DB - ARE YOU A GN4RPIAN?! G - Nonz of your BUSZINEZZ! DB - AH! Audio-file 69456: Gnarpian Language. DB - Glorp zorp goop gap geep! G - GOP?! DB - C0OL! G - Whatz? DB - YOU LOOK C#OOL! G - I KNOWZ! INFECTED I - 0-0 DB - 0_o I - :O DB - :D I - :D I - WUT!1 DB - MY H3AD? I - Y4S! WUT D4 H3LL?!1 DB - I THINK I#T LOOKS COOL! I - M3 T00! LAMPERT L - you have an object for your head aswell? DB - YUH U#H! L - cool. DB - YUH UH! L - are you gonna say something different? DB - YUH 0H! L - huh. neat head. DB - TH4NKS! URS TOO! L - thanks too i guess. MANNEQUIN MARK M - Ay, how' it's goin'? DB - N1CE! M - WOOD to hear t'at! DB - HE#HE! M - Wood lookin'! DB - TY PAL! M - No problem' matey! M - Har har har! DB - H4R H#AR HAR! PARTYNOOB/POOB PN - oh!! parteh lookin' boi!! DB - I 4M FROM A PARTY! A D#ISCO FLOOR! PN - you luk amazeeng!! DB - YOU TOO! PN - a dubstep bumbox for a head?? yeouch! experiments must hav hurt... DB - I WAS B0RN LIKE TH#IS! PN - oh... sry... DB - N4H, ITS OKAY BUD! PEST DB - H1! P - Get out of my sight. DB - WHY? P - You disgust me. DB - I JU#ST WANTED TO BE FR1ENDS! :( P - What. DB - WUT P - What is your head. DB - DUBST3P BOOMBOX? STR#ANGE QUESTION.. P - I hope that head goes BOOMbox. SPLIT SP - Man, your head is BANANAS! DB - HEH SP - It makes my mind SPLIT! DB - YOH0#HO! SP - Hey! Where are you from? DB - D4NCE FLOOR! SP - I am from PEELiphines! DB - OHOH#OHOHO!! DB - CAN I HEAR MORE? SP - Sure! SP - Your head is self-DUBbed the coolest! DB - YEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!! SPUD DB - H3LLO THERE! S - spud! DB - SP#UD! S - SPUD?! DB - SPUD SPUD! SPUD SPUD SPUD... SPUD DB - Y0INK! I GOT YOUR NOSE! S - Give it back! S - i mean... spud! DB - SPUD! S - oh...

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[thebananwithaplan]

"Ahh I see that the banana's finally going bananas!" Incoming thirteen billion bass-boosted laugh tracks:

Well, dang. Just because DB doesn't have 15+ duplicates from other rp blogs that exist on Tumblr on his side DOESN'T mean he can't try to handle all of these nutjobs and creeps on his own.

. "That's my secret, mac..."

. " I ' m a l w a y s b a n a n a s . "

Woe. Bass-boosted Peanut Butter Jelly Time be upon ye. Headphone users beware.

[thespiritoflife]

FUN EXCHANGE GAME ₊˚ʚ ᗢ₊˚✧ ﾟ.

𝒐𝒉 𝒃𝒖𝒕 𝒚𝒐𝒖'𝒓𝒆 𝒔𝒐 𝒑𝒓𝒆𝒕𝒕𝒚 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒓𝒔 𝒘𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒅 𝒄𝒓𝒚

cause i am bored we can play a game, join if you want to, i'l be happy

- this is game about your FS (FS means future spouse)

I'll just post a photo of celebrity which reminds me of your FS or gives me vibes of your FS

Rules »»-----------►

➥ tell me your gender preference

➥tell me your initials

➥YOU NEED TO DO EXCHANGE WITH ME. so you also need to send me photo of celebrity which reminds you of my FS (my gender preference is male, initials: DB)

➥ you can be anon, but you have to send link of photo!

➥ SEND ALL THESE INFOS THROUGH ASKBOX

➥ be kind and don't take it too seriously, it's for fun ❤️🩷

TAROT READINGS HERE

status: C L O S E D