#shark movie

[amesmonde]

The Last Breath (2024) Review

A group of college friends reunite for a Caribbean scuba diving adventure, exploring a sunken WWII battleship. However, they become trapped in the rusted underwater maze, with great white sharks at every turn.Joachim Heden delivers a watchable shark tale, but don’t expect the likes of The Shallows, 47 Meters Down, The Reef, Open Water, or even Shark Bait, to name a few.Andrew Prendergast and Nick…

[5headsupremacist]

I was watching Under Paris on Friday and I actually got up and danced when that dummy teen got swallowed up by the shark 😭 BECAUSE WHY WOULDN’T YOU LISTEN TO THE PROFESSIONALS?

[neko-bandage]

Under Paris thoughts with no context:

Her ass should be dead from that water pressure bro

Of course she has blue hair and pronouns

Razer chair.

Hacker skillz

Is this tragic Yuri

Environmentalism is noble but girl that shark just ate the homeless of Paris I think it needs to die

Oh this is DEFINITELY tragic Yuri but man her ass was annoying

Hacker girl NOOOO

Oh his crew died too they can 💕bond✨

I need the mayor chopped in half by shark

Conveniently skull filled catacombs

Oh wow that’s a lot of shark

Did the shark just swim past her. She attacks everyone but Sofia. Is all of this just to fuck with Sofia specifically.

Cop boat yeet

The pacing has been really subtle about the fact that the shark is gonna eat the entirety of the triathlon /j

BOMBS???

SHE FLOODED PARIS AND TOOK IT OVER WITH OTHER CRAZY SHARKS JUST TO FUCK WITH SOFIA.

[hellosweetie99]

In a surprising turn of events, cheesy shark attack movie passes the Bechdel test with flying colors

[jimsmovieworld]

UNDER PARIS- 2024 ⭐️⭐️

A scientists husband and team are eaten by hungry shark. After mourning and hanging out at an aquarium for a while, the old shark tracks her down in Paris and starts chomping on people...

A silly shark movie. There were two pretty entertaing feeding frenzies but other than that I found the film quite boring and also rubbish. I did like the ending however.

[horror-in-my-veins]

One of my favorite movie scenes of all time. It’s so hilariously bad.

[prettybillycore]

I thought I had seen all the silly shark movies out there but I just found another one and it’s FUCKIN WILD

[kierancampire]

I'm watching Deep Fear on Netflix, it's really shit, half the actors are awful, there's an incredibly weird mix of accents and ethnicities that don't make the most sense, and their stock footage use is painful, like in one clip you clearly see someone throw something in the water even though no one did that. Anyway, the only redeeming quality is the sharks do cocaine. That isn't me exaggerating or making it up for fun, like the character even says, the sharks are high on cocaine. Main guy is quite attractive and has a pleasant voice too I suppose

[amesmonde]

Deep Fear (2023) Review

A yachtswoman whose trip to Grenada goes awry when a storm leads her to rescue drug traffickers from a sinking boat. Forced to retrieve cocaine from a wreck, she faces a deadly battle against man-eating sharks and must use her wits to survive. Director Marcus Adams delivers a clunky modern shark thriller in the vein of The Deep (1977). Deep Fear writers Robert Capelli Jr. And Sophia Eptamenitis…

[spookyspoiledho]

31 Days of Horror: Day 18 - The Black Demon

The gif is not from the movie.

Holy Ham Fisted Morals

Idk if this movie could be any more clumsy. The only white guy is a corrupt oil worker, he refuses to listen to anyone else and has work in Mexico and a Mexican wife and doesn't speak any Spanish at all.

I don't even remember if the shark is seen lol. I lost interest about 30 minute in though.

[re-bee-key]

Critics dont like Meg 2: The Trench because they have no fucking whimsy

Can't a movie just be fun anymore? Cant you just sit and enjoy the action hero being silly and fighting sharks and evil corporations to save the planet? Isnt fun to watch a giant octopus grab people? Or sharks go nom nom? Dont you want to watch dinosaurs fight and then eat a billionaire?

Come on. Find your fucking whimsy and enjoy silly shark movie

[yeahthatsinteresting]

THE MEG (2018)

[jimsmovieworld]

47 METERS DOWN- 2017 ⭐️⭐️

While on holiday, two sisters go on a shark diving expedition. The rope snaps and there little shark cage sinks. With theyre oxygen levels constantly decreasing, they are in a race against time to get to the surface before the hungry sharks eat them.....

The shark cage idea wasnt a bad one. Its good to try and stand out a bit from the crowded waters of embarrassing shark movies. However, the film was pretty lacklustre and didnt make me very hoiny.

[thechristaact]

Aquarium of the Dead review

This week we’re not strictly limited to sharks and – after the disappointment of the last few picks, which didn’t coin in on the gore or the action nearly enough – this isn’t a bad thing. In fact, this neo-classic (dare I suggest?) positively saturates (lol) the screen with re-animated marine life, large and small – and it is glorious. Special shout out ahead of time to the sublime stylings of…

[vvalliu]

Shark Bait - 2022