#spamtonincorporated

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[OH MY A SPAMTON ASK BLOG WHERE IT IS HARD TO READ!! :D]

Kris: ....... Spamton....

Kris: WHAT THE F(insert a duck quack noise)!?! I TOLD YOU WORKING OUT WILL BE HARMFUL TO YOUR PUPPET BODY!!!

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*[[Big Lebowski]]!!!

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*[[Symptoms of-]] [[My huge guns]] [[-may include: osteoporosis, renal impairment, infection, gastrointestinal disorder, depression, hypertension, and diabetes]]

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@spamtonincorporated IS BACK, BABY!!!

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DREW SPAMTON WITH STICK AND FIRE

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Dear Spamt on... I am Spiderman Divorce

no a r HEHAHEEAHEAHEHAEHAEAHAHEAHAEAH STULID SATURDAY WRITING LETTERS WHEN YOU ARE DYING DYINV PAINFUL STRINGS WACKY US HARD!!!!!!! HEARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPAMTON SPAMTON IM SPAMTON

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DEAR SPAMTON I AM SPAMTON I REQUEST TO JOIN YOUR C OMPANY COMPANY!!!!!!!! DEALS DEALS DEALDEALEALELQALALALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

*Take the deal?

Yes No

@bestvalue1997

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*[[YOWZA!]] 3V€N I N3€D [[Free english lesson 2017]]!!!!

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remember to check out my sideblog, @spamtonincorporated

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*W0WZ@!!!

*1'M G€771NG [[BIG]]G3₹!!!

*[[thanks a million.]] £1G#7 ^N€₹$!!!!

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*[[I'm melting, I'm melting!!!]]

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Mr Spamton, what’s your opinion on taxes?

*I £1V3 1N @ [[Garbage Receptacle]]!

*[[Do you honestly think you're-]] 1 ₱4¥ [[Income Tax]]???

*BU7!

*1F I D1D [[have your cake and eat it too]]

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WELCOME TO THE PILE

"Let Them Eat Rakes!" -someone who hasn't had his head chopped off (yet)

please read this post before interaction.

current events: send me an ask that is just "∞" for my favorite lyric from a random song on my playlist, a 🍋 for a fictional character i find attractive.

profile picture by @chaos-and-kromer

DELTARUNE ASK/SIDE BLOG: @spamtonincorporated

-ABOUT ME-

please use he/him, but i'm mostly comfortable with anything other than she/her. (i also am partial to it/that.)

i'm gay, so don't come here being an asshole.

don't trust me to be consistent.

i try to keep things as lighthearted as i can here, but you will see posts about anarchism and such.

-DNI SECTION-

don't talk to me if you are anything listed.

racist towards any race, homophobic, transphobic, LGBTQIAphobic, proship, pedophile, bestiality, anti-female, anti-male, anti-choice.

french (JOKE)

-WHAT TO EXPECT-

most posts on this blog are shitposts.

not even i know what i'm gonna do.

expect a lot of swearing.

-HYPERFIXATIONS (both past and present)-

payday 2, chonny jash, metal gear solid, will wood, tally hall, miracle musical, persona 5, persona 4, persona 3, scp, danganronpa, ramshackle, deltarune, a date with death, madness combat, blush blush, godzilla, nsp, pikmin, monster trucks, fe3h

probably more i don't remember

-TAGS-

all my posts are tagged with both (#let them eat rakes) and (#posted from a pile of leaves). (usually.)

reblogs are additionally tagged with (#rerake). (again, usually.)

my favorite moments are tagged with (#golden rake), or (#LTER greatest hits) because i forgot i already had a tag for it. golden rake is newer, so use that one

posts relating to anarchism are tagged with (#anarchy).

posts about my beloved lil kitty are tagged (#sydneyposting).

posts about cashew are tagged (#cashew my beloved).

-MUTUALS (sorry guys lol)-

@victoryjamz @chaos-and-kromer @maze-of-my-design @nero1forte @benders-back @lovedtogekiss

-CONCLUSION-

that's all i can think of right now. thank you for reading, and enjoy the stuff that got stuck on my rake.

[noellethesnowchild]

*#-#3-#€¥ [[ANGEL]]!!!

*[[Can I offer you a nice-]] [[₱1₱1$]] [[-in these trying times?]]

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(( @spamtonincorporated ))

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*1M₱0₹7@N7 [[LOOOORRRREEEE!!!]]

DEEP DISH [Chicango Style!] PIPIS

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heya, mod rake here. just wanna provide some clarification for the time frame, i guess?

spamtonincorporated takes place after chapter two, and before chapter three (when it comes out)

the story so far is:

•kris and co. defeat spamton neo, kris receives the dealmakers

•kris seals the cyber fountain, and everyone in cyber world moves to castle town (much like card kingdom in chapter 1 did)

•castle town gets expanded, i suppose? i'd say the center area doubles in size, gaining 2 more buildings on each side of the main road, so now there's 4 on each side.

•anyway, kris takes the dealmakers to mallius (i think that's the name of the toy hammer blacksmith guy). mallius, with some help from ralsei and perhaps seam, "upgrade" the dealmakers

•the "upgraded" dealmakers basically allow spamton to reform his body, or at least his pre-NEO body. the dealmakers are now unable to be removed from spamton's face, as the glasses now contain his "soul," but he is able to change between having a body and being a sentient pair of glasses.

•the addisons are in castle town, but they do not know that spamton is there. neither do queen, swatch, tasque manager, or anyone else from queen's mansion.

•spamton has set up shop where mr. society was, as it is 1) out of the way of people he wants to avoid, and 2) close to where the lightners enter.

HERE IS A SHITTY MAP I MADE:

addison supershop is where the addisons are

hackerman is where hacker is; he sells any item you missed from a previous chapter, but it is a much worse version of it

queen's super awesome relaxation spa is just a random house that queen took over and put her shit in

sweet cap'n cakes is their shop, self explanatory

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mr spamton i am deeply in love with you and would like to give you kromer in exchange for a single hug

*[[Mocking Laughter]]!!!

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What's it like in Castletown? Are you living it large?

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IT$ [[FAAANNTASTIC!]] UP HERE!!!!

Computer buddy!

I made this some months ago...

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if you did get the SOUL/HeartShapedObject, what would you do with it?

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