#kunkida doppo

[welivetodream]

I have a headcanon that Kunikida ounce ran into Port Mafia Skk when he was in highschool. He saw them commit extortion or some illegal shit but he couldn't understand what they were trying to do (he thought they were doing a student film). And Dazai and Chuuya decided they can't let a witness roam free so they try to intimidate Kunikida.

Chuuya, holding bullets: where do you think you are going brat?

Dazai, pointing a gun at Kunikida: my my you look like you are in a hurry, not for long~

Kunikida, raises his hands: okay, this is getting too in character, I won't interrupt your shoot. Let me go.

Chuuya: what are you talking about? The only thing we will shoot is YOU

Kunikida: hey, hey....what is a little kid like you doing with bullets!

Chuuya: WHO THE FUCK YOU CALLED A LITTLE KID, BITCH?

Dazai: calm down, Chuuya. He's not wrong

Chuuya: wipe that smug smile off your stupid face, Shithead

Dazai: I think you need a timeout Chuuya. You are being very naughty today!

*Kunikida watching them having arguments*

Kunikida: hey, guys. Please let me go. I have class in two minutes, it's my final year, I have entrance exams to study for

Chuuya: wait...you go to school?

Kunikida:....yes?

Dazai: how is it like?

Kunikida: it's good for me, since I am the student council president and the top student but for most people it's terrible

Dazai: I wonder what it's like, to go to a normal school...

Kunikida: who doesn't go to a school?

*Chuuya and Dazai have a discussion between themselves*

Chuuya: we are letting you go on one condition, you won't tell what happened here to any one.

Kunikida: I don't even know what's happening here but sure, I won't open my mouth. Can I go? I am late!

Dazai: enjoy the freedom my friend, as long as you can

Kunikida, on his way to school: what the fuck just happened

They all forget what happened that day because of more important things that came next. But one day Kunikida witnesses Dazai and Chuuya having an argument and he gets deja vu, as if he has heard those same things before......

(most of the characters didn't have a normal childhood and that will forever haunt me~)

[kalcium-yippee]

Best of my friends blind BSD character ranking and naming pt 1

Fun fact this friend of mine also has STARK blue eyes so call is coming from inside the house

[rainystarshower]

‘R U Mine?’

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chara : Kunikida Doppo

cw : angst-ish?, fluff, dazai osamu mentioned, nonchalant-ish reader, gender neutral reader (can be interpreted as male), a little nudity?, literally one cuss word

a/n : The things I do for my friends... I’m watching you. @thibiss. I see your every move.

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Kunikida’s ideal type is quite the list. Although, ever since you appeared in his life, that was thrown out the window. He loves you, did you know that?

To be dating the Kunikida Doppo of the Armed Detective Agency must be a pretty thrilling thing! He’s idealistic, smart, handsome, and truly a piece of art.

But, that means he gets busy quite often. Even on days where he has no case to solve, he still shows up to work. As for you, whether or not you have work too doesn’t change the fact you’ll always come home sooner than him.

Sure, when he comes home, he’ll shower you in love, but is it really enough to make up for the times he’s left you feeling lonely? If you guys have any dates, he’ll always attend them, but you can’t keep using the excuse of having a date with him to get his attention away from work, right?

You’ll come home to a house, empty. Neat and clean, yet it’s missing something... Something which gives it the warm feeling of home. You know exactly what it’s missing, but you can’t do much about it. Other than calling him or sending him a message indicating you miss him, you wouldn’t hear the bell ring.

You tried talking to him about how you felt, but he was always busy. Even if you guys managed to start the topic, Dazai would appear, or maybe some other ADA member, and instantly would require his assistance. Was he really yours? You never let your sadness show.

As the days pass by, your anniversary with him crawls closer and closer. After a feeling of much loneliness, you had forgotten about that. You had forgotten your anniversary was soon, and you didn’t do anything about it.

...

The alarm rings, 6AM. The day has begun, the sun has risen, and so shall you and Kunikida. Today, Kunikida’s off from work. A day just for yourselves! Although, by this point, you still have a hidden feeling of loneliness...

You yawn, staying in bed a little more as Kunikida gets up to turn the alarm off. He stretches a little before he glances over to you, seeing you still laying down. He nudges you gently. You groan in response and he simply smiles, scooping you up in his arms and taking you to the bathroom with him. Half awake, you wonder what the hell is this guy doing?

Kunikida puts the stopper on the drain in the bathtub and fills it with water. As you subconsciously brush your teeth, oblivious to what hes doing, he prepares the entire bath and towels. Afterwards, he brushes his teeth alongside you and you stare at him mindlessly. “Are you going to take a bath?” you ask. “We are.” he replies.

Confused, you don’t really mind. You undress and wrap a towl around yourself, so does Kunikida. You won’t deny this is a little odd to you, but you also won’t deny that you missed having baths with Kunikida. So, I guess it’s a win in the end?

When you two get in the bath, Kunikida calls you closer to him. He sits on the edge of the bathtub and you sit in-between his legs, hearing the click of a shampoo bottle as he starts to massage the shampoo into your head.

It was a heavenly experience. Getting your hair shampooed by your one and only lover, and the morning atmosphere making it seem much more pure and romantic. The light seeping in through the bathroom windows (that aren’t visible to look through!), the feeling of warm water on your skin, and the silence. Leaving you to only hear the sounds of shampoo getting gently massaged into your hair.

You close your eyes, embracing the feeling. Still, what led him to doing something like this for you today? You couldn’t get that question out of your mind. It was stuck in there, alongside the small feelings of doubt that were currently being restrained.

Kunikida finishes putting the shampoo in your hair. Now, it’s your turn to shampoo his hair. You both get up and swap places, grabbing Kunikida’s shampoo bottle before he refuses. “Use yours instead” He says, giving you your own shampoo bottle. You look at him, a bit bewildered. “Won’t it ruin your hair?” you question, but he shakes his head in disapproval. “I checked the ingredients used, it has nothing that could damage my hair. The shampoo you use is quite diverse!” He crushes down your worries. Without hesitance, you put the shampoo in your hands and start massaging his head.

This way was nice too. The sun made Kunikida’s hair seem much more golden than it already was. It was nice, you liked this. You liked having cute domestic moments with Kunikida like this.

As time passed by and your bath with Kunikida comes to an unfortunate end, you check your phone notifications, two notifications from your calender, and one of them is a striking shock. Today is your part-time job interview! The interview is at 7:30AM, and you came out of the bath with Kunikida at... 7AM?! An entire hour!

“Shit, I forgot my part-time job interview is today...” you mutter. It catches Kunikidas ears and his gaze immediately turns to you, panicked. “You have an interview?!?!” he instantly started looking through your clothes to find your suit.

As you dumbfounding watched Kunikida get your entire outfit ironed, “What time is your interview??” he asks, rushing breakfast for you. He can have breakfast after you leave. “7:30...” you start changing into your suit and his jaw drops.

Immediately after you’ve put on your suit, he fixes your hair for you, gives you breakfast and lends you his car keys. “Take my car, what time will you be back?” He sits beside you, bowling on your coffee slightly to cool it down. “By 4pm maybe, I need to get groceries too” you finish your breakfast as fast as you could, choking on it slightly but being saved by Kunikida handing you the cooled down coffee.

The feeling was still hot enough to burn your throat slightly, and as Kunikida noted the time you’d be back, you put your shoes on and ran out the door. Before, you’d normally leave with just saying “bye” but this time, Kunikida kissed your cheek and waved you goodbye. You were surprised and confused. Seriously, what is up with him today?! No complaints on your end, you happily took the kiss and returned it, making Kunikida a little flustered. You both waved goodbye to each other and you left for your interview.

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You came home a little earlier than intended. Unloading the groceries from the trunk of your car, you wondered if you flunked it or not. You really couldn’t tell! They were so nonchalant!!

Groceries in your hands, you used your elbow to open the door, you knew it’d be unlocked because Kunikida was home. You kicked the door open, and before you could say you’re back, you were completely off guard by the balloons and decorations.

Your year anniversary. Kunikida hadn’t forgotten. In fact, the entire day, the reason he did everything, was to make you feel special. You felt like shit that you had forgotten, considering the presents on the table. Kunikida appeared. “I thought you were coming home later?! It’s 3:23!” He was surprised. But you were more surprised.

You didn’t get Kunikida a gift, but he got you one. “Happy anniversary.” Your heart swelled up. “You seemed more sad recently, and I remembered just yesterday why.” He knew? He knows? “I hadn’t been the best lover. In fact, my attention was entirely away from you and focused on work.” He knows. He’s apologizing? “You are my first priority, you always will be.” His voice was so sincere and gentle. Oh, how he made your heart ache more. “I am yours after all, I should take care of you more.” There, you couldn’t resist dropping your groceries gently onto the couch and hugging him. You hugged him tight.

He said nothing, hugging you back. “I love you, happy anniversary” he whispered, his voice was honest and tender. You weren’t going to forgive him so easily, but you gave in for now.

You both celebrated your anniversary together, the sun about to set, so you both head out. You had dinner on a night beach, the stars visible above your heads as you two talked through the night. Taking a walk afterwards together in a park nearby, heading home and simply spending time together. Time passed by so quickly, you both were up the entire night talking and staying by each others side. The atmosphere, just as you had once dreamt of was a reality... You felt Kunikida falling asleep in your arms. Gosh, he really was yours! You plant a kiss on his head, whispering “Goodnight.” The moon reflects his love for you, and your love for him in the peaceful night.

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Yes the title is an Artic Monkeys reference hehe :3

[notavalidblognamebut]

Kunikida pls you're killing me

[scanning-you-cyborg]

Anyways my crack au is that Kunkida from Bungou Stray Dogs(same English voice actor for endevor) adopts Touya from My Hero Acadamia and is actually a good flawed dad and helps him beat the shit outa his dad.

[knizai]

hi!! i saw you had a mini-event-thingy and i was interested in sending in a mini fic request :3

i’m not sure how great i will be at wording this but, kunikida x musician!reader? like they’re either an instrumentalist (i play bass hehe) or a vocalist? you can go with whatever trope you want, i don’t mind, i’m just curious to see other people’s ideas :P friends to lovers maybe? anything with lovers i fear… hehe

thank you very much, and no rush!

The look of love...♡

OMIGIE! I'M A MUSICIAN TEW! DIS IS GUNNA BE SHO KEWL >:3 I AM AAAA VIOLINIST, DRUMMER AND VOCALIST!! Kunikida Doppo x Gn! reader (Implied female but pronouns never specified!) ~ sfw content. ~ sfw + domestic fluff ~you and Kunikida are the best musicians in your music school...maybe it will blossom..?

You and Kunikida have been musicians for a while, you being a bass player and Kunikida being a violinist and Vocalist. You two were working on a project to make a song for the final exam, but little did you know that Kunikida had other ideas and made a song confessing his love to you. Both sat in the music composing room, reviewing your beats and lyrics. Kunikida was noticeably more distracted than normal. He played the lyrics and occasionally stumbled on some more difficult parts. You had to remind yourself, this was the first time he revealed his feelings to someone, so he was more than likely incredibly nervous. "You alright there?" You asked with some concern, noticing his nervous looks towards you and him stumbling on his parts more often than usual. "H-Huh," He stuttered in surprise and his cheeks flushed red at being asked that. "I'm fine, don't worry. Just…." You noticed his eyes dart towards you before quickly looking away. "Just nervous." You chuckled to yourself and nodded. "I could tell. You always do that thing with your eyes when you're nervous." His face turned even more red, a bit of embarrassment on his face after being called out. "I-I do?" He asked with an obvious attempt to sound calm, trying to hide his nervousness . "Yeah." You chuckled. "A lot. You always stare at me for a few seconds, then quickly look away right before you start stuttering." "I-I don't-" He paused, noticing that he was stuttering as usual when nervous. "Oh, I guess I do." He muttered, his cheeks turning a darker shade of red, embarrassment taking over. "A-Anyways...I made a song on the side..." he said with a shaky voice. Before you could answer he picked up his violin. He began playing the song, the notes from his violin and his voice filled the room. It was a surprisingly beautiful piece, and the lyrics were both sweet and romantic. The music and his voice felt almost enchantingly alluring, sending tingles of emotion running down your spine as you listened. As the song went on, the lyrics slowly made it more and more obvious who the song was about, and soon enough, it was clear that he was confessing his love for you. He finished the song and looked back towards you. His cheeks were flushed a deep shade of red, and he looked at you nervously, waiting for some sort of reaction. You sat in silence for a few moments, staring at him in surprise. The room was completely silent, only the sound of the clock's ticking and your mutual breathing could be heard before you finally spoke. "You…did you write this for me?" You asked, your voice slightly shaky from the surprise and your heart now thumping through your chest. He took a deep breath and slowly nodded, the embarrassment on his face grew, but so did the redness in his cheeks. "Y-Yeah, I did." He admitted quietly, his voice still quivering from the nerves. You sat in shock, still trying to comprehend the fact that he had feelings for you. Your heart was practically beating out of your chest now and you felt the blood rush to your face. You weren't sure how to process this information, completely shocked and surprised that he had revealed such a deep secret. Your mind was still a chaotic mess from the revelation, but as you considered it more, you realized that you reciprocated his feelings. Your heart fluttered and a feeling of warmth spread through you, realizing that you felt the same way towards him. You took a deep breath, trying to steady yourself from the overwhelming rush of emotions that coursed through you. "I feel the same way." You said quietly, a mix of nervousness and excitement in your voice. His eyes widened in surprise, a look of disbelief and hope appearing on his face. "You…you do?" He asked as he stepped closer, a small smile slowly spreading across his face.

You lean in and kiss him on the lips, his mouth warm and sweet, the taste of caramel making you go deeper and more passionate.

It was all in the name and look of love…

[a-writing-fox]

Bungou Stray Dogs daemon AU

Kunikida 

his Daemon’s name Izumi (Famale). she settled as a German Shepherd- actually she’s a East European Shepherd but no one really cares about details. ahh idk when they settled since we know nothing about Kunikida’s story.

Dazai

his Daemon’s name is Shizuko (Female). she settled as a Caracal when they’re almost 16. Everyone thought that when they settled it would be this big dramatic thing but really they just woke up one day the they were settled. they didn’t even tell anyone about it until a few days later when they casually mentioned it to Chuuya and Kitsu

Ranpo

his Daemon’s name is Moroto (Male). he settled as a Raven after they met Fukuzawa, i haven’t actually watched the latest season yet so i don’t know much about their story

Yosano

her Daemon’s name is Kaoru (Male). he settled as a Nightingale during the Great War. (if you can’t tell, i also don’t know much about her story.)

Atsushi

his Daemon’s name is Yuan (they didn’t even know what gender was for a long time and she thinks its stupid to limit yourself to just one). She settled as a Pygmy Rabbit when they jumped off of the train with Kyoka and Taro during ep 8 (yes, it’s as small as it looks)

Kyoka

her Daemon’s name is Taro (Male leaning but also doesn’t really care, so Demiboy). they Settled as a Snow Petrel at the end of season 2, when they’re talking to Dazai and Shizuko before the crash the plane into the Moby Dick

Junichiro

his Daemon’s name is Seki (Female). she settled as a Prairie Dog sometime before they joined the ADA? again, we don’t know much about their story yet

Naomi 

her Daemon’s name is Jokichi (Male). he settled as a Dhole before Junichiro (we need their story!!)

Fukuzawa

his Daemon’s name is Yoshi (Male). he settled as a Grey Wolf pretty early and is big for a Daemon, hell he’s big for a wolf even (wow we really don’t know much about characters early life do we? This is getting really annoying.)

now for some bonus characters because the PM part is gonna take me a while

Katai

his Daemon’s name is Okada (Female). she settled Tree Python not long after Kunikida and Izumi settled, so whenever that was. 

Chuuya

his Daemon’s name is Kitsu (Female). she settled as an Ethiopian Wolf during that one scene in stormbringer. yeah that one, you know the one.

Kenji is not on here because he hasn’t settled yet

[demon-blood-youths]

Sai sighs, hearing that so he responds, "Okay...sure...your ideas are unrealistic but it's the way of how you uphold them and being real with it. You gotta walk the walk to back up your talk." Sai knows that Kunkida doesn't need someone telling him. "It's good to have values and conviction. Not a lot of people have that." He said. "

You just gotta play it smart and do your best." He added.

So someone else tells him this. Good. Sounds like this guy is a decent friend. But then Sai was taken off guard when he got patted on the head. Being told that there is no need to apologize. He blinks before letting out a light laugh while waving his hand at Kunkida to knock it off.

"Really?" Sai laughed, unaware of Kunkida truly did. He has no idea what Kunkida has done. "Come on, even teenagers like me will have serious chats with each other. Not of all us are dumb, you know?" He snickers a little. "It all depends on the teachers and the students. These days, it's a rarity, and not a lot of people will see the situation with an obvious answer." He said. "Current issues are a daily thing but some of us want to escape from that if we aren't heard." He said with a sigh, looking to the sigh.

"Hahaha! Hey. You might be Batman on your own. Not all heroes wear capes." Sai shrugs with a smile, looking to the side.

"By the way...is there a form I need to fill out regarding the crime or something?" He asked curiously, tapping on the table. "Like write down a statement?" @eternalstarlights

@demon-blood-youths

Kunikida sighed, “There will always be flaws in the justice system and corrupted authority.” That was why he disliked authority. He was aware of authorities that were corrupted and took advantage of their position to bully and ignore the weak. That was why he could never work in a government job and chose to work in the Armed Detective Agency. He knows he can make a change in the agency than in the government.

“But the best we can do is try to improve that system and reduce the amount of corrupted authority. If that is what Batman is doing, then that is good.”

When Sai said he didn’t think his ideals were unrealistic, Kunikida looked at him in surprise. Perhaps, this was the first time someone said that.

“You don’t need to compliment me, I know my ideals are unrealistic. I know it is impossible to save every life.” No matter how much he struggled, no matter how desperate he was, people will still die. The cruel and merciless shadow that is reality forms the limits of an ideal. “But I am not going to give up on my ideal no matter what. I will try to save as many people as I can.” Even if it killed him. He agreed that he was someone with a strong conviction. It was what pushed him to keep going.

“I know, thank you for the advice. My friend said a similar thing before.” Dazai said that his ideals would burn him one day. It was different concept from what Sai was saying but he understood that there will be people who will try to take advantage of his ideals to burn him down.

Kunikida approached the boy and patted him on his head. “You don’t need to apologize. You were only saying what was on your mind. You seem to be very passionate about Phantom Slasher and your own views of the world. It is rare to see that in teenagers now.”

After patting him, Kunikida moved his hand away while holding two strands of hair from the boy’s head. It was a gentle and quick action, one he made sure not to alert the boy what he had just done. He quickly hid the strands of hair in his pocket as he continued to listen and talk as if everything was normal.

“In school? With your friends or your teachers? I find it surprising that your school will allow discussions like this.” School can be a good place for education if the teachers are good, however, there were still certain things he believed schools could improve on. One of them was encouraging students to think more about the state and events in their country and how to improve on it.

At the mention that he sounded like Batman, Kunikida frowned. “I don’t want to imagine myself in a bat costume and cape, running around, fighting crime.” Wasn’t that what Phantom Slasher and his friends were doing? The costumes and names were a silly concept.

[cutmyheadoffplease]

«Justice of those pure of heart»

ADA x reader hcs because why not?

WARNINGS! : Dazai being Dazai, mentions of alcohol and war in Yosano's part

FEAT! : Atsushi; Dazai; Kunikida; Yosano x gn!reader

➜ Atsushi Nakajima ᗢ

ᗢ He asks Yosano for advice; it doesn’t matter. Presents? Yosano has to say they fit the occasion. A nice day in a park? Yosano makes Atsushi check the weather forecast. She saved dates.

ᗢ Atsushi would buy plushies as gifts. He started doing it after he saw how much joy they brought to Kyoka and they became his go-to gifts for everyone.

ᗢ Atsushi’s ability lets him turn into a tiger, tigers are felines, felines sleep for about 16 hours a day. Therefore, Atsushi too sleeps for 16 hours (and has a tiny kitty plushie he got from Kyoka <3)

ᗢ Atsushi once scratched you. It was an accident. It didn’t even hurt. But this chazuke loving boy cried for half an hour because he ‘hurt’ you.

ᗢ You once took him to the Zoo. He started rambling about chameleons. He just loves them. His love for them can be explained in two ways: 1. He wants to blend into the background like them, so that he can forget what he’s been through, so he can be like everyone. 2. They're just cool.

➜ Osamu Dazai 𓍯

𓍯 Jokes that he would love to commit suicide with you, but I feel like he’d stop you say you’re uncomfortable… maybe brings you some flowers, to Yosano’s recommendation, he bought with the money he “borrowed” from Kunikida as an apology.

𓍯 Has a small crab plushie Atsushi and Kyoka gave him and used it to pinch your cheeks or places it on your head when he’s bored.

𓍯 Do NOT fall asleep near him, unless you want to be turn into a bandage mummy, because personal space is not a concep in Dazai’s vocabulary… at all….

𓍯 You cannot look at this man and tell me he wouldn’t blow in your ear to annoy you, Kunkida and/or Chuuya.

𓍯 Dazai may have on this goofy and careless personality, but the one time he was actually sad and brought to tears was when he told you about Oda. poor Oda

➜Doppo Kunikida ✎

✎ Kunikida had a hamster as a kid. He started liking math because he would count the amount of seeds it ate every day.

✎ Kunikida on the note of his math teacher past, he gave Kenji math homework once, but had to explain it with cows.

✎ Kunikida gets mad if you aren’t organized, he’ll tidy up of course, but not without commenting and giving you sour looks.

✎ Once asked Yosano for advice on what to wear to a date and ended up with a wardrobe full of clothes. He’ll never do it again.

✎ Kunikida is almost blind without his glasses, he once tried to hug you without them and ended up hugging a door.

➜ Akiko Yosano 𓌏

𓌏 Watches M*A*S*H* every chance she gets as a way to cope with her childhood. Please watch it with her. It’s an amazing show. The show screams Yosano. (I feel like her favorite would be Colonel Potter. He’s 100% the guy she would have wanted to work under. she cried during the last episode, not wanting the show she resonated so much with to end.)

𓌏 Yosano sleeps with her socks on and has an unholy big collection of them, most of them have Japanese sweets on them or random stuff she bought with Kyoka or Naomi.

𓌏 Drunkenly confessed what happened during the war once. She spat out everything. The pain drowned in liquor, everything now just a foggy memory of abuse and injustice. She took the hair pin off that day.

𓌏 Yosano took you shopping, Kyoka tags along, of course you had to pay for everything. And if you didn’t I’ll pay for Yosano and Kyoka happily . Before you know it it’s already late, the bag is full of random stuff, like scented candles and even more socks.

𓌏 Yosano reads romance. A lot of it. She became the ADA’s romance counselor. So you better be good at preparing dates or she’ll pout a little.

𖦹ׂ ₊˚⊹⋆Yay~ Thank you for getting till the very end~ A part two will come with the other ADA members.ᐟ𖦹ׂ ₊˚⊹⋆

[sskk-ao3feed]

Dazai's Birthday Dice

read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/SC2Ivos by MoonlightSP "Sit in a circle, come on!" He happily patted the floor next to him. "A-tsu-shi!! Sit here!" The more nervous and polite weretiger stepped over, hesitantly taking the seat which was saved for him. On the other side of Dazai was Ryuunosuke, who caught the seat with all his luck.   Soon, Akiko, Kyoka, Ryuunosuke, Kunkida, Chuuya, Kenji, Jun'ichiro, Atsushi, and Dazai were all seated in a circle. "Allllright! We'll take turns rolling the dice and go counter-clockwise until every single side of the dice has been seen!" Dazai grinned with a wink. Words: 2216, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: M/M Characters: Nakajima Atsushi (Bungou Stray Dogs), Akutagawa Ryuunosuke (Bungou Stray Dogs), Dazai Osamu (Bungou Stray Dogs), Nakahara Chuuya (Bungou Stray Dogs), Tanizaki Junichirou (Bungou Stray Dogs), Miyazawa Kenji (Bungou Stray Dogs), Izumi Kyouka (Bungou Stray Dogs), Yosano Akiko (Bungou Stray Dogs), Kunikida Doppo (Bungou Stray Dogs), Miyazawa Kenji's Cows (Bungou Stray Dogs), Rashomon (Bungou Stray Dogs) Relationships: Akutagawa Ryuunosuke/Nakajima Atsushi (Bungou Stray Dogs), Dazai Osamu/Nakahara Chuuya (Bungou Stray Dogs), Dazai Osamu & Nakajima Atsushi (Bungou Stray Dogs), Akutagawa Ryuunosuke & Dazai Osamu (Bungou Stray Dogs), Dazai Osamu & Kunikida Doppo (Bungou Stray Dogs), Kunikida Doppo & Nakajima Atsushi (Bungou Stray Dogs), Kunikida Doppo & Nakahara Chuuya (Bungou Stray Dogs), Kunikida Doppo & Yosano Akiko (Bungou Stray Dogs) Additional Tags: Comedy, Dazai's birthday 2024, shin soukoku, Soukoku, No Smut, Oneshot, bungo stray dogs - Freeform read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/SC2Ivos

[tacticaldiary]

hii this is for the kin analysis! (i’d rather have you choose the anime tbh, but if i have to say one i’ll go with bungou stray dogs)

i’m an aries, intj. a thing i like about myself: i’m tough and fight for what i want. a thing i hate about myself: i’m hella impatient and abrupt.

in my day to day life i’m usually moving around and working on my little projects, without much contact with people unless it’s necessary (due to the pandemic but i’m also an introvert with trust issues so,, yea) if u saw me in public u wouldn’t guess i’m an introvert tho bc i’m very intense and hyper and approachable!!

i like sports, video games, literature, and music among other things. i love plushies, sheep, and coffee. idk what else to say!! i’m fairly complex but my mind is just blank and don’t wanna make u read a whole ass novel lmao. thank u so much for this!! and congrats on 1.1k <3

You Probably Kin: Doppo Kunikida

From my perspective, you share similar traits with Doppo Kunikida. The explosive impatience is constant among the both of you.

Just as Kunikida has his ideals, concepts he'll stick with despite pressure from the outside environment, you share the same drive to protect what you consider to be right and won't hesitate to tell defend what you consider correct. Both of you hold varying degrees of caution, due to each your own separate circumstances.

Just as Kunikida's thought process runs a mile a minute, conjuring new strategies, you also share the same drive to think in a complex manner, after all, the more well thought out an idea, the better it’ll be executed.

Other things I think you share with him are his love for literature and the intense aura the both of you put out.

[welivetodream]

Coming out today as a Kunikida x Yosano shipper

I think those two have the possibility of being a power couple 👑💖

Ps: Kousano and Kunizai shippers Plz don't come for me 🙏😇

[boyheadband]

messy doodles of my favs,, cause i was sad

[lady-tortilla-chip]

Chuuya: I’m dangerous.

Kunikida: But kind.

Chuuya: I kill.

Kunikida: But not because you like to.

Chuuya: I enjoy fighting.

Kunikida: For the adrenaline rush.

Chuuya: My days consist of murdering and torturing people.

Kunikida: But your heart is still good.

Chuuya: .....I really can’t scare you off can I?

Kunikida: if you could I wouldn’t be here.

[pompompurin1028]

Coffee

Summary: Working and spending time together with Kunikida in your home during the winter when you’re not feeling very motivated

Pairing: Kunikida x reader

Genre: Hurt/Comfort

Warnings: None

A/N: Can also be seen as a companion fic to my Dazai comfort fic Hope. It's snowing outside today and just suddenly thought about and felt like writing Kunikida.  Experimenting a bit more with setting in this fic🤔. And I had @requiem626k​ in mind when I thought about this idea at first so it’s dedicated to her <3. I’m sorry if it turned out a little bit more angsty than intended... 

My Masterlist

There is an inexplainable sensation of serenity that embraces you as you watched the snow fall outside the window.  

Small bundles of white scatter from the skies, like rain, fluttering in all directions with the wind in a dance of its own. Blanketing everything in the vicinity with layers of white -- the ground, the trees, the buildings, it is like a quietness had enveloped over everything in sight, creating a silent, picturesque panorama. Dwelling in this sight, even though the more rational part of you knew it was impossible, as you watched the sight outside the window, it felt as if you could take a handful of it into the palms of your hands just if you had taken the step outside. But the thought that if you had spoken your thoughts out loud to your beloved, he would gently remind you that it is not feasible with a soft voice, you couldn’t help the smile from creeping up to your face. 

Breathing out a soft sigh, as you laid your head back against the couch taking your eyes away from the window, you closed your eyes shut for a moment to block out everything, attempting not to think about the amounts of work that you had planned to finish looming before you. Though working diligently and with the aid of Kunikida’s detailed schedules to ground and organize you did wonders in putting your heart at ease when you found yourself, at first, lost in the winds of uncertainty and jumbled up thoughts. But as it continued to drone on, part of you couldn’t help but feel an inevitable drain pulling at your energy and motivation, and though you did your best to not let it overtake you, with time, it only felt like a downward spiral, like a dread that all the hard work you did will go down the drain in a single moment of delving in such feelings. At times, you wondered how Kunikida managed to keep up with his schedules all the time, and the thought of it only made you admire him even more.

But knowing stressing out about it wouldn’t do much to help, taking in another breath, you instead willed yourself to stop the train of thoughts that found itself into your head. As the melody you had put on the speakers a few hours earlier entered your ears, a smile replaced the troubled expression on your face when the music calmed your nerves slightly. This together with the soft, steady crackling from the fireplace brought your focus back to your reality and your surroundings.

With your thoughts halted for a bit, you found yourself once again relaxing for a little, until you recognized the familiar clacking of a spoon against a glass mug moving closer towards you. When the rich aroma of coffee filled your senses, you couldn’t help yourself but perk up from your position knowing that Kunikida is back from the kitchen with the cups of hot drinks he made on the regular during early afternoon when the two of you stayed at home. Chuckling slightly at your drastically enthusiastic movements, you watched with a smile as he placed down the two mugs before you on the coffee table. 

If there was one thing you could be certain about in the very moment, despite how everything else seemed rather fluctuating, was that Kunikida always made the best coffee. Even if it felt as if he were too busied and focused with the work he had at hand, you knew he continued to noticed the needs and words of others. And being his lover, you were often surprised by how he remembers even some of the most mundane elements of your routine, and that includes how you like you coffee.

When he sat down beside you, comfortable silence between the two of you filled the room once again, filled only by the sounds of spoons stirring against the mugs, as the two of you sipped at the warm liquid. 

“How does it taste?” he questioned carefully, his green eyes almost glinting as he attempted to study your reaction when you sat your mug back down on the table with a satisfied sigh.

“Perfect as always, Kunikida.” You smiled at the blond man beside you before he seemingly relaxed slightly after your words. “One of these days, you got to teach me how you do it. Somehow it tastes much better than when I do it.” 

“Maybe one day,” he mused before he picked up his pen to write down something in his notebook. “When I have perfected the formula.” Shutting his notebook firmly, he settled it down on the table once again and took another sip from his mug with a serene look on his face, but if you looked closer you could scarcely see a flush of pink going across his cheek. 

Admiring this expression upon his face, you couldn’t help but soften at it, and hoping desperately for you mind to commit the scene before you to memory. Though with you alone around, it wasn’t too rare of a sight, but having spent and lingered for long enough at the agency, you knew that, more often than not, he was not able to maintain such a cool at work. But that thought alone only warmed your heart even more knowing that it was a rare sight that you were able to view.

“Still experimenting to find the best coffee beans, I see?” You inquired, laying back a bit into the comforts of the sofa once again, you tilted your head you survey his reactions.

Watching him attempting to study the mug of liquid rather intently for a moment before he finally placed it down and answered. “Something like that, yes.”

Chuckling at his reaction, you once again took the mug into your hands and cradled it gently. “Still, every cup that has been made from your hands have really been nothing less than one of the best I’ve had. I’m certain that you’ll figure it out in no time.”

Another smile crossed his lips at your words. Adjusting his glasses, his gaze turned towards the laptop sitting on the table once again before asking. “You ready to continue?” Then as if he caught the tired look in your eyes, he swiftly changed his question, and his tone softened. “Do you think you’re able to continue for a while more?”

When met with silence from your side, his worries only grew. Gingerly holding his hand out towards you then grasping it into his own, with the warmth of his hands surrounding your own, a wave of comfort fell over you. Glancing at your overlapping hands, before raising your gaze to meet his, you were met with a look of concern on his face which he attempted to mask with one of calm. You knew though Kunikida would have wanted desperately, especially when you are in such a state, to maintain his composure since him panicking would do no good, nor is it efficient in calming you down, but at the same time the state of your well-being has him deeply worried. 

“I wouldn’t want to mess up your schedule, nor the schedule that you so meticulously helped me plan out,” you finally spoke, your voice escaping you like a breath, barely audible. With that you let your head fall slightly as he held closer onto you as if he were trying to support you.

“And yet there are times, even when we have faithfully set all the guidelines for ourselves to follow, that we fail to meet them. When life and reality drives us up a corner no matter how hard we tried and how diligently we worked...” Kunikida spoke grimly, like he was reminiscing his own experiences from the past, like each word stung an open wound of his. In turn, squeezing his hand tightly in yours, you tried to ground him back to the present in return for how he usually does for you, and to remind him that he is no longer alone with his sentiments.

“But we keep going?” you asked with a softened voice awaiting his response. Having been his lover and have gotten to understand him, you knew that he was much more sensitive and vulnerable than he makes himself out to be. Wielding his ideals and schedules like a suit of armour to battle the harsh strikes from reality, but it can only last for so long before one finds themselves hurt in the battlefield. And that only adds to one of the reasons for your affections for him.

Nodding his head in agreement, he sighed almost silently. Finding his hand holding yours tighter than before, you once again squeezed his in return in the hopes that he can sense your silent support. “Sometimes we ought to change our plans in accordance with reality, because in the end,” he took a deep breath before he continued. “They are tools which we use to seek and chase a better version of ourselves day after day... Right?”

Humming in agreement, you gazed up at him once again, then found yourself finally settling closer to him, then gently bringing him into an embrace, both as a comfort for yourself and for him. “And how can we chase a better self in the future if we fail to take care of our current selves?”

“So, it’s perfectly alright to take the time to care for yourself, to rest up and rejuvinate your energy and motivations,” Kunikida mumbled into your embrace. “There’s nothing to be ashamed or guilty about.” he continued, his soothing voice made each words feel like it were coated with honey, sweet and comforting. “It is like making a good cup of coffee, you have to experiment, test with failure and different ingredients. At times there are unexpected bumps in the way, but you can always try again. Perhaps there is a long way until it can be perfected, but all we can do is sit down and take the time to review our formulas, take a break and rest your mind, before we can get up to try once again.”

“Kunikida.... thank you... for all of this.”

“Of course, Y/N, it’s the least I could do.”

Though there was still a long way to go before you could be done, both he and you knew this, yet for this moment wrapped in the warm embrace, you felt that you could not bring yourself to care. Even if the snowfall outside the windows chilled, or that the sunlight was slowly dimming outside. With the scent of coffee still lingering in the room, and his presence by your side, everything seemed just a little better.

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[demon-blood-youths]

Does Port Mafia Have Benefits? | A Crack Drabble

A drabble featuring Chuya, Ryunosuke, Gin, Dazai,and Kunkida by @the-silver-peahen-residence and my muses Navarro, Shdwkyz, Maggie and Fosh from my blog @demon-blood-youths and Matt from @lovelyxhorrors

This crack drabble contains cursing, offensiviness, meme references and complete nonsense! There are some grammatical errors. You have been warned!

Summary:

Do Port Mafia Have Benefits?

The DBT and ADA meets with Port Mafia regarding the Lovey Horrors whereabouts. Then the conversation took a funny turn of what are the work benefits in Port Mafia.

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“What the hell do you mean you’re going to work with Lovely Horrors?! HAVE YOU LOST YOUR DAMN MIND?!  Did you just slept the entire Powerpoint presentation of how fucked up these guys are or you just don’t give a shit?!” Navaro staring at Chuya in dsielief. Chuya sighs. 

“Look....I don’t like it either but these guys....are helping us out in finding their teammate Cobin. Plus they helping out in other things....” Like Pete who wants to accompany Q on their missions and the fraction killing their enemies who tried to assassinate Ryunosuke and they rescued Gin. 

“Cobin?!” Navarro asked. 

“Yeah...that uh....killer robot you told us about-! Sid told us-

“Sid?! Who the hell is Sid?!” Navarro said. 

“The one wearing the cloak wearing a ghost face mask!” Chuya said angrily. “She said that we should work together in taking down Cobin and-

“And what? And what?! They leave and that’s it?! Killer Night just kill Iron Titan in front of your own eyes. Not because he did it because it’s right.! It’s because that happy-ass Micheal Myers lookalike motherfucker does it for the shit and giggles! How do you know they’re not going to kill you next on their list?!” Navarro demand. 

Ryunosuke scoffs, “If they did, most of us wouldn’t be here.” He already doesn’t like this brat for bad mouthing Matt right now. He heard it from Matt that DBT are strong like the leader named Van Ink The Dragon. But her teammates? Like this Navarro is too loud, too vulugar and acting too immature. “And a weakling like you should be grateful that Matt and his fraction are offering a helping hand to you lot.” 

“The fuck do you say?!” Navarro glared at Ryunosuke,  “Man, screw that! Next you’re going to tell me they’re going to join you guys because of health benefits!”

“Health- what?!” Chuya stared, wondering what the hell is Navarro going about.  Gin blinks. 

“Health benefits!!!” Navarro repeated. “Dazai told me you guys got a LEGAL business permit and you got a lot of benefits and that’s why people join your gang in the first place!”

“Wha-??” Chuya just glares at Dazai who looks to be smiling micheviously and starts to whistle as if he is pretending to be ignorant. What the hell? What the hell is Dazai telling these kids about?! 

“I mean you do have benefits at Port Mafia?” Maggie said. “Right?”

“Every company should at least have benefits, that would be weird if you guys don’t” Fosh said making Kunkida and Shdwkyz sighed at the same time. They’re getting off track here. The DBT members wait for Chuya to answer. However....

“I don’t know...I mean...” Chuya doesn’t know how to answer that. Gin had an answer to that question but Navvro groans, 

“Oh my god...” Navarro begins, “You’re a damn executive of the mafia and your dumbass don’t know if you have health benefits, vacation days and shit?! What kind fuck of business are you running here?!” Navarro said. This made Dazai starting to crack up, trying so hard not to laugh. 

“What do you mean what kind of business are we’re running here?! We’re PORT MAFIA! We run shit! We kill shit! We do shit and do crime! We’re mafisos! We take names and kick ass! That’s what we do! LOOK AROUND YOU! WE’RE THE BEST CRIMINAL ORGANIZATION IN THE CITY!”

Dazai starts laughing making Kunkida scowled, wondering if Dazai wants to entertain this nonsense. 

“NOW DO YOU WANT OUR HELP OR NOT?!” Chuya shouted. “COME ON!”

“LISTEN FOOL! If you don’t tell us if you got benefits or not, I’m going to give one star on yelp, bitch!” 

Chuya twitched his eye which made Dazai wheeze a little. His laughter is so contagious it starts to makes Maggie and Fosh snickered. Even Shdwkyz lets out a snort at this. 

“Oh my god!” He facepalmed, wondering what bullshit is this, 

“You aren’t gonna give me shit, kid. Either accept their-OUR help or GET OUT!” Chuya shouted,  “I thought I’m dealing with fraction whose knows what they’re doing but A COUPLE OF CLOWNS from freaking NEW YORK just walked through our door!” 

“What the fuck did you just call me?! I’m going full Cuban on your dumb-ass! Tienes beneficios o no! ¡Maldita sea! ¡Dinos! ¡O te volaré el culo al infierno! ¿Tiene beneficios para la salud? ¿Días de vacaciones?! ¿Tienes incluso dental?!”

And Chuya just lost it. 

“SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT HE’S SAYING!" Chuya shouted, pointing at Navarro. Maggie could help out but she is too busy laughing to give Chuya an answer.  “WHAT THE FUCK HE IS SAYING?! I DON’T SPEAK TACO BELL!!” This made Dazai and the rest of DBT cracked up even harder. Dazai slaps his thigh as he laughs even harder. 

Kunkida sighs, running his hair with his hand as he feels that he is surrounded by idiots. Navarro continues to speak Spanish. 

“I-I don’t know.” Kunkida said as he has now have the DBT except Navarro whose is ticked off, they are laughing their heads off with Dazai who is hunched over, holding his sides as he continues to laugh.

"WELL GET SOMEONE WHO EITHER SPEAK ENGLISH OR FUCKING JAPANESE!!" Chuuya yelled. Navarro continues and Dazai is laughing his ass off along with his teammates meanwhile Kunkida groans internally.

“THIS IS THE LAND OF THE RISING SUN!” Chuya shouts, shaking Navarro’s body by the shoulders. “WE. SPEAK. JAPANESE!” Chuya tells Navarro, shaking him by the shoulders every time he says the words. 

“¡Cuáles son sus beneficios! ¡¿Qué son?!” Navarro continues.

“All right! That’s it! That’s it, You little shit! You’re coming with me! COME ON!” Chuya said, now dragging him outside at this point so he can kick his ass.  

But suddenly-

“SLIENCE!” Ryunosuke sends out Rashmon tearing a hole in the wall, stopping whatever nonsense he sees and he going to set the record straight. Because, by god, this is most dumbest thing he has ever seen! Rashomon growls as Ryunosuke takes a breath and begins to answer.

“We have health benefits, work parties, vacation days, rewards, bonuses, maternity leave, career & personal development training,, work-from-home options, and dental.” Ryunosuke calmly answered the boy’s question. 

“And employee growth plans, unlimited sick days, relaxation spaces, and company equity.” Gin adds, nodding in agreement with her brother.

“That....sounds pretty good. Way better than ones in American offering.” Fosh commented to which Maggie and Shdwkyz agreed. Even Kunkida is impressed to hear that. No wonder, so many people joined Port Mafia. 

“Happy? I don’t see how that does to do with anything! Now can we please move on! Before I kill any of you in this room!” Ryunosuke glared.

This shuts down the conversation and two parties return to the topic on hand. Finally, the DBT has accepted the help of Lovely Horrors working with Port Mafia for the time being. 

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Later that night

“Wait...so you guys do have benefits?” Matt asked making Ryunosuke sighed which made Matt cracks up before hugging Ryunosuke after hearing the most funniest story he ever heard of.

“Maybe I should join Port Mafia as a temp.” Matt joked making Ryunosuke sigh and shaking his head with a smile.