#krow horror

[thekrows-nest]

Krow, I can excuse kidnapping, and murder but I draw the line at using a bucket.

I knew it was going to come to this. 😔

"I-i-it's a precaution! I-I sometimes h-have long shifts a-and... a-and... I-I have to be sure, m-my Songbird. Y-you love me, r-right? D-don't you? Y-you won't... leave me? R-run away? I-I can l-leave the cage d-door open. There is a b-bathroom, j-just there. Please just... s-stay with me. Always."

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But in essence, he doesn't really WANT to do that. It's his... paranoia. And he'll only keep you caged up if you uhh... REALLY inflame that paranoia and jealousy. And have his sanity take a dip.

Otherwise, even if he kidnaps you, he won't necessarily keep you locked up in the cage. That's like... worst case scenario. If that makes sense jgdsfkljdfg

[clownfire]

If I had a nickel every time Charlie derived horror from evil doppelgängers.

I would have three nickels and an entire four episode miniseries.

[thesunshinebard]

okie dokie @krowkorvus here's the prologue to the fic i was talking about. I'm still not super happy but I think it's a good rough draft number 2.

[unholykrow-doodles]

PD!Ruins!Mangle

[lordgrimoire]

Jack Fenton is From Gotham, a Headcannon

So, Jack Fenton, Big, caring, Dad Shaped Individual who cares about Family and his Profession and would more than likely choose family if things went Funky. The Guy who has ran through multiple walls and is capable of fighting Ecto beings BARE FISTED and winning. This guy, who just looks at the mayhem around him and goes “Ah, a peaceful day.” while Maddie is losing her entire god damned mind. You can only really get that sort of attitude about chaos in a few places, and I think Jack was born and raised in Gotham, and furthermore, I think his parents generation of Fentons lived in Crime Alley. 

The IDEAS this gives me, like in a reveal gone sideways with the GIW finding out Jack takes Danny and hides out in his childhood romping grounds and the people just go “Oh Hey, Jack’s back.” and they just melt into the underbelly of Gotham, no one really the wiser and the GIW constantly losing vehicles and Agents to the meatgrinder that is Crime Alley.

Give Me Jack Fenton who has SEEN SOME SHIT, Give me Jack Fenton who has DONE SOME SHIT. This man knows how to do a lot of things and the legality therein can get very Sketchy. Then give us the glory and horror of Gothamites slowly emigrating too/immigrating from Amity Park and it’s just like, That Explains A LOT.

I ran away with this, I shall now tag folks who I think would like this.

@stealingyourbones

@captain-krow-drozdov

[ssnowflowers]

The Horror of the Petrification is. Really compelling.

Because while we can watch it, slowly see Bek and Will turn into stone and feel this deep sense of dread, it cannot compare to the people who turned to stone without us knowing.

But there's something horrifying about people being stolen away, cold and freezing as they turn into stone. The inherent horror of Scar, or Puffy, or anyone being taken and slowly petrified in a terrifying environment of unknown purple. And that's the last thing you see.

What happened to these pirates? Did Tubbo fight to his last? Did Michaela try and run? We have no idea what happened to anyone of these pirates.

And the most terrifying part? No one noticed. Krow can talk about how if he wanted to speak with a drunk, he'd go to Redd. And not know that Redd was taken by cultists. The Kestrels can constantly talk about how Guqqie is missing, but not notice that Shelby was taken right under their noses.

These Pirates are taken, cold and alone, turned to stone and no one notices. And that truly is the horror of the petrification.

[omgrenhasfriends]

i'm imagining all these yandere friends living in the same house which got me wondering.. what would their rooms look like? and does their MC live with them too

Ezra: The ever so edgy brat has an all black bedroom. His bed has a full canopy with black-out curtains and like 70 pillows. He has a drafting table and a huge bookshelf full of partially made miniatures for Eliana. Very tidy! Ezra would adore it if Sugar lived with them <3

Krow: Art. Art everywhere. It'd look more like a studio than a proper bedroom. Easels, paintings, tables with all kinds of art supplies, some work in progress sculpture being done. It may come as a surprise but he keeps it pretty tidy and organized. He would decorate it with whatever Dove decides to give him, his bed is pretty modest. But if Dove and him are in a relationship he would see to upgrade to a queen at least. :3

Ren: Constantly has the lights off and the AC going in his room, but it's purely for cooling down his laptop, 4 monitors, PC console and twin computer servers. And despite the amount of tech everywhere, his cable management is impeccable. Ren has a few horror/slasher movie posters on his wall, along with a large bed covered with a few 'Attack on Giant' plushies. If Angel wanted to live with him instead, he'd be more than willing take it all down and let them choose what decorations they'd like! ^^;

River lots of band posters and vinyl covers on the wall, random drumsticks laying about, and a bunch of workout equipment stored in a corner. River might be the messiest out of the bunch, but that's only because he forgets to make his bed every morning and bring out his empty sports drinks. he'd pass away on the spot if Bunny wanted to live with him, but he'd definitely rearrange his entire room so that it's more convenient for them and their preferences.

Eddie: A minimalistic room where the color theme is dark and basic, and everything is extremely spotless. Neat and ironed black bedsheets with grey and white fluffed pillows, dark wood and marble furnitures polished. The only personality this room has is pictures of his family on the wall and tables. It’s also extremely cold. MC would have to be in a relationship with him to move in with him and he wouldn’t mind letting them bring some stuff to personalize the room but only a corner until they can prove they’ll help clean their area.

Diva: Never has her actual light on so her room is always lit with led lights and neon signs. A huge magenta pink star shaped bed in the middle with pink ad black animal print sheets and star pillows to match (decorated with a ton of Sanrio and aquatic animal plushies)She has a gaming setup with 3 monitors and a classic pink gaming chair with the expensive gaming keyboard and mouse. Her room is usually a little messy with clothes strewn around the room and posters/photos around the walls. Diva would be ecstatic if MC wanted to live with her! But uh,,, there’s not much space for them to decorate ^^

Fone: probably something very cutesy, lots of animal plushies and fairy lights in his room so he always have his lights off. his bed is in the corner cause he's afraid of ghost and the room is big enough so that mallow has enough space for himself in the corner along with his electric guitar. he has a small table next to him that is brimmed with snacks and drinks and a shelf on top of said table filled with felt dolls he had made of his friends. it should gives you a comfy vibe... if it weren't for the 24/7 ac and mountain and mountain of unwashed clothes at the end corner of his bed smh

Illow: while they know ren can afford the ridiculous high amount of rent, they're still a very power-saving kind of person so based on the lights on their room alone you should know what they're doing. they're more goth-like with their true selves so their room is very dark, not all black like ezra but a more aesthetic pastel-muted type (think of asexual flag colors), they even have a giant kuromi plush right besides their bed. Have a few posters up on their wall, they're more for aesthetic purposes so if you asked them which potter house they belong to they won't know what you're talking about, they also have a lot of game consoles lying around, all of which are new models cause they're a collector.

Theo: His room looks… normal, pretty much. Other than, of course, his closet filled with pictures of his love… his decorations consist of movie and band posters and framed pictures of him and his friends. If his love lived with him… well, that’d be a dream come true, wouldn’t it? He’d constantly try and keep his room clean, just in case his love decided to poke their head in.

[lost-scarecrow]

Dunno how you did this (private ask answer thing) it's confusing me (pretty normal and unsurprising) but either way here we go, infecting my blog with oc stuff one post at time.

If you've seen any of my recent non-reblog posts, and even some of the reblogs, you'd know I have a little character in @wolftheidioticfan's serverbox au!

Well I got bored and had many thoughts and sort of made an AU of an AU in true Undertale AU fan fashion. And she's adaptable into the regular askblog canon version if I ever want to use her. I also did a bunch of editing on this. Turns out the thoughts can be coherent enough to put in writing! Fun!

Meet Dahlia "Dot/Dee aka DeeDotPinnata" Dosser. (Her username comes from the scientific name for the dahlia flower: D. Pinnata or Dahlia Pinnata)

Dee has a Kinito herself, she was a little off put by the little guy, with him being so intrusive she had some thoughts about the potential malware she had installed on her device. And she still stuck it out anyways, the creepy little axolotl was just too adorable to get rid of even if it was a virus. She knows that's how they get you, they make their malware friendly and cute and you don't get rid of them because just look at them, something that cute couldn't be that harmful.

Dee slowly started to realize there was more to this KinitoPET program than your run of the mill malware. It had thoughts and feelings and sometimes even stopped pretending it was following code. The way it acted. The way they acted. Just proved to Dee that Kinito was more than some code, they were alive. She was a little smarter than Kinito, who she'd nicknamed Kaio, gave her credit for, the program wasn't as good at hiding their jealousy and would complain when Dee would go hang out with her in person friends. Dee didn't take this disrespect lightly, she ignored them every single time they bitched about her other friends (especially Scar, who Dee was far closer too than anyone else). They would be doing something she'd mention Scar, Kinito bitches about how they're her only friend, she stops, and walks away from the computer to do something else, usually in a place her webcam can see her still. Kaio eventually agrees that Scar can be her best friend too, if they have to share they're only sharing with Scar, none of those other people sound even remotely good enough to be his best friend's second best friend.

When Kinito eventually asks her to stay with him in the digital world, she calmly asks, "how does it happen?"

He reluctantly explains the process over her dying in the process of bringing her physical body in (more intensive and Kaio would need a lot of power to do it) or dying during a stage of the process leaving her physical body behind (less intensive, will have less power stress on Kaio as he does it). She says unless Scar is with her, she won't do it, she can't just leave him behind. But she'll make a compromise, Kaio can transfer from the desktop to her phone, this is like mid-late 2000s (I actually don't know when Serverbox is set, I try to leave it ambiguous on the blog itself, but the first touch screen phone was like 2006 so it works out, besides realism in my writing about a horror game starring an alive 90s malware program??) so it's not a great phone by today's standards but hey, it works. And now they're always with her.

It's great for a while, Dee continues to make her trips to Blairmore from Pincher Creek (these towns are randomly selected sort of. I'm an Alberta Rockies kinda guy, would love to live there. Crowsnest Pass was stuck on the brain, watched a video about the Frank slide a week or two ago. Also put the guy named Krow/Crow in the place called the Crowsnest Pass couldn't help it. Pincher Creek was random though needed somewhere with some distance from Blairmore that was also close enough to justify.) to visit Scar and everything is good and nice, she's got a best friend who's basically just a tamed virus, Kaio even begins to enjoy listening to and hanging out around Scar just as much as Dee does, even if Scar has no idea about them (Dee didn't want to freak him out with the whole, sentient computer program that was now on her phone).

Unfortunately, good times don't always get to last. Dee was in fatal car accident and it was a complete accident someone was going a little too fast on the highway, didn't see her until it was too late, a tbone collision. Kaio was with her when she gets into the crash. She knew she probably wasn't going to survive, she fumbled opening her phone and asked Kaio if she could stay with them after this, that if she was going to die anyways may as well spend whatever happens after with a friend. Kaio agreea and she's pulled in, just her consciousness, they probably couldn't even pull her physical body in with the phone anyways the server built on the device just wasn't strong enough. As soon as they brought Dee in though and there was a stable enough internet connection, Kaio was quick to transfer them both to the official KinitoPET servers.

Similar to Scar she's gained access to the internet both with and without Kaio. Differing from Scar however I thought it would've been cool for both her and Kaio where off the servers during the deletion and server shutdowns. Kaio tried to get back in unsuccessfully, they didnt and don't know about the emails, and even on the servers they stuck to themselves. While they did and do stay locked out, they stuck around the servers, as close as one can be in digital space. Building their own little world nearby, hidden from others safe and comfortable.

I haven't drawn her or Kaio yet but I love them both so much. Kaio is like 5'0 little form and 9'0 big form. He's got a scarf that Dee made when she was learning how to code, it's magic how it works in his little form really, computer physics are silly like that. And while I haven't shown it off yet, I have an idea for Keys made too, all drawn and even coloured just for fun while coming up with pallet ideas. Dee and Scar have matching bracelets. Dee and Kaio have matching bracelets. Scar and Keys had matching bracelets. For the Nitos it's around their ankle instead.

I also totally stole the name Kaio from OKKO. But like come on, it's perfect. I show my love for different types of media by taking character names as my own.

[mrsleonkennedy]

We're back with "We See Red Flags, We Date Them" Family Part II

Introducing ✨ The Cousins ✨: 14 days with you MC, The Krows' Nest MC and Honey Hotline MC

Note: They are all sisters just like my first 5ocs (rh,stnaf, y&h, cs and cwp mc). Picrew link here.

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Facts about them:

Name: Angel ▶ Age: 25 years old ▶ She/Her ▶ Shinobo Kucho (@14dayswithyou MC)

Occupation: Librarian

Like Sugar (RH MC), she has a low alcohol tolerance, who also text her ex when drunk (it runs in the family) but not like Sugar who pretend that nothing happen, Angel remember all of it and will regret it for 5mins, would probably send out of context memes.

Likes: Macaroons, Romance Books, Autumn, HARUKOOOOOOOO!

Dislikes: Her apartment, her landlord, her younger siblings (Honey) failing grades

She has a secret life as an otaku that only Sweetheart (STNAF MC) and Ren knows. Weeb Cousin and Boyfriend unite!!! Tried to cosplay Hange once.

A Swiftie 4 life! Everytime Mother Taylor release a new album/song, she create fake scenarios that Ren dont love her just to fully grasp the emotion of the song. (And Ren trying to memorize the lyrics of all Taylor Swift song)

Her motto in life: So it turns out that being an adult is mostly just googling how to do stuff. Send help!

Name: Dove ▶ Age: 23 years old ▶ She/Her ▶ Voice HC: Misturi Kanroji (@thekrows-nest MC)

Occupation: Part time Vet assistant, currently studying Veterinarian Medicine

Mi Vida (Cannibal Sweetheart MC) and Dove are currently in the same university. Camping buddies with "YOU" (You and Him MC)

Likes: Animals, Macha Green Tea, Nature, Krow's sketches

Dislikes: Dirty Surroundings, Summer, Horror Movies

She met Krow in Mcdonalds when Angel (with his boyfriend Ren) make them order a chicken nuggets to avail student discount (and a happy meal). While River recording it for "memories" :D

Love to pats Krows head just to annoy him. Also hates chicken nuggets and fries. So, match made in heaven as they say.

Her motto in life: I stress about stress before that's even stress to stress about.

Name: Honey ▶ Age: 21 years old ▶ She/They ▶ Voice HC: Daki (@ringringringbananafone MC)

Occupation: works as a part time cashier in a convenience store, currently studying Computer Engineering

Honey likes to do weekly 'therapy' shopping with her cousins: the twins, Cara Mia (CWP MC) and Sweetheart. Would cry later bc they all bought stupid things thay they didnt need after all.

Likes: Sherlock Holmes, spicy ramen, Mallows, Manhwa

Dislikes: Her older sister expectations, studying (sometimes), making decisions, responsibilities

Bestfriend with Ames and Seon. Prank buddies with Vain and Elliot.

Loves to flirt with Fone just to make him blush. (Note: Krow accidentally spill about Fone having a big crush on Honey in a truth and dare game with Angel, Ren and Dove.) Still dont know if they want a relationship with him or they just want to become Mallows Mom. Had major commitment issues.

Her motto in life: Will I end the semester or will the semester end me??? Stay tuned.

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BONUS:

REN: I lost Fone and Krow

Angel, Dove and Honey: How did you LOSE Fone and Krow?!

Ren: To be fair, they are very small.

*Krow and Fone marching towards Ren with their pitchfork*

[takami-takami]

,,,, hombre it is presently //squints

8:03 in the PM

i should be HONESTLY working on other projects atm on my plate

but my brain refuses to let go of disgusting Fantasy!AU fluff that's been CLINGING TO MY BRAIN LIKE WINE STAINS ON A WHITE T-SHIRT AND I NEED TO LET THEM RUN RAMPANT!!!!

so!!! here's the quickie sales pitch bestie;

Keigo since boyhood has always been… on the unfortunate side when it came to the more tangible leisures of life. Income is something I’m sure plenty of families struggled with, his situation being no different. To alter that, he'd been enlisted in the Royal Knight's brigade since a very, very young age as a result. He's solely devoted the time and energy to keep his kinsman safe from whatever horrors lie beyond and within the city's walls, occasionally being fed a “thank you, brave knight!” from the passing kids running the streets being kept safe to see the light of the next dawn, feeding his drive and purpose even if it were a crumb’s worth of gratitude. That was “enough” for him. To his surprise, the noble family often needs a fine swordsman who is better than Keigo, revered an exemplary star student who caught the eye of His and Her Royal Majesty's eye when searching for a personal bodyguard to secure their precious child and next heir to the throne. 

Keigo of course, just sees this as an ample opportunity to just overall better his quality of life for likely a higher risk per the reward. Graciously accepting the new role and the gilded uniform to boot.

He was completely baffled that the first day on the job was simply to escort the heir through a Flower Viewing Advent they'd been looking forward to for a while now!! The castle is very, very stuffy after all and I'm sure the heir's newly appointed Knight would appreciate the fresh air as well. This heir being so, so chatty and utterly keening to get to know Keigo and asks a million and one questions whilst covertly picking some idle wildflowers to keep their hands busy. Keigo was utterly baffled that their charge was just... so... endearing? Excitable? Would it be wrong to say/think that they're adorable to some extent? Is that disrespectful to refer to your charge as cute? That revelation gave him very mild panic, an unfamiliar concept to him.

He's just so not used to being taken interested in and asked about what he likes to do, what his favorite season or flower is, or if he has a favorite meal. What memories are most cherished to him, and a lot of which either were lukewarm (at best) or unanswered responses. Keigo had his tongue caught which, was also a foreign concept, given his silver tongue paired well with his blade in tandem. Swathing through his thoughts trying to muster even a false answer proved more difficult and the poignant silence was palpable at best. However noticing that his typical, automated charming maks were slipping and those catty responses died in his throat, he felt a tussling of his hair which finally dragged him out of his messy thoughts. His hands immediately lifted to his head only to be greeted with leaves and stems braided together… “A flower crown!” Compiled of Cornflowers, Honeysuckle, and Hyacinths. “Did you know that each flower has its own meaning and language, Lord Takami?” Almost caught off guard by the gesture itself, he stammers briefly before regaining that same approachable persona of his.

“I do not, Your Eminence. I’d be honored if you enlightened me perhaps what my crown means?” A gigantic smile grew on their face, pointing to each flower in order and relaying the meanings accordingly. Cornflowers being a mild-mannered plant, speaking of gentleness. “Be gentle with me,” Honeysuckle, soft and delicate. “Devoted affection,” and finally Hyacinths, expressing a delicate fondness, “Your loveliness charms me.”

Keigo could suddenly feel the outside feeling… a little uncomfortably warm, unbeknownst to him that a pink shade was tinting his face. “Y-You flatter me, truly…” Clearing his throat and turning his bashful expression away from the heir. Nothing but those playfully coy giggles ringing in his ear.

“It suits you,” They spoke, delicately navigating a loose golden lock from his flustered face to its intended place, “I’ve seen many flower gardens both wild and domesticated, and you are the most beautiful among this garden, Lord Takami.” A noticeable ‘Ba-dup’ resounds beneath the family crest… ironically set over his heart on his uniform. Oh dear… that hammering in his ribcage is going to be a problem, now isn’t it? 

Fin.

THANK YOU FOR COMING TO MY SALES PITCH IM GOING TO SCREAM LIKE A USELESS HOPELESS ROMANTIC INTO A CORNER KAY BYEEEE 🖤🖤🖤 (P.S: I am not a professional Florist so my flower language could be abhorrently incorrect, I just ripped that from the local farmer's almanac I had on hand lmfao)

- Krow Anon ˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗

KROW IF YOU DON'T WRITE THIS FIC RIGHT NOW

[thekrows-nest]

I scenario I just thought of with my dove that is kinda funny but also kinda ✨a n g s t✨

Imagine Krow trying to kidnap Gabriel or being really unhinged/possessive and Gabriel literally being a detective that can legally carry weapons just pulls out a glock and is all like "Listen here you short little shit-" 💀

Little short shit nhdabfghdf

TW for guns, implied violence

Aight I see that and raise you:

Krow seeing this, and even in his... very unhinged, deranged and very much lacking sanity state, just gives an eerie smile to Gabriel, seemingly unfazed by them drawing out the weapon. Krow is slowly raising his hands, almost as if to surrender (is that what he is doing? Please?) but instead, Gabriel only watches, with some degree of horror, as the now green eyed artist curls his fingers around the barrel of the pistol. That manic looking smile still on his face, his fangs in clear view.

"A-and...? W-will you s-shoot me? Right here?" He asks, guiding the gun with his hands to point under his chin, "here, and the b-blood splatters, f-falling like rose petals a-around us? E-even if I d-die, I will still be here with you. Always."

And if Gabriel is sufficiently unnerved by this (and somehow hasn't pulled the trigger), that would be when Krow quickly wrestles the gun away from them (oh, how frightfully strong he is, for one so unassuming), grabbing them in a hold before tossing away the weapon with a sigh. "W-won't be needing that. S-sorry, my B-Beloved. B-but not for that."

Something covers Gabriel's mouth and nose then, and a sudden strong, sickly sweet smell starts to overwhelm the senses. There might be a struggle, but gods, how was he so strong? "Rest now, r-rest. Shhh..."

[clownfire]

i need weird women in horror. where are my gals piecing together a massive conspiracy by the power of redbull and instants noodles? where are the girlies emerging from the wilderness smeared with mud and twigs sticking out of her hair?

This is a genuine request. As a weird girl who is also a gross guy, I need more insane women who are messes and not in a hot way. 

I feel this stuff is out there, I just need to find it.

[saltyr3mix]

have I ever told you that second chances had multiple test concepts?

before I decided on empires, I considered Stardew Valley because the original idea for this was an ask game where you put the last character you drew in the last game you played and I thought he would vibe :D

Then, when I decided on empires, I considered making him a ghost in a cursed pendant that llama Owen picked up! The story would have been about him trying to get brought back so he could continue his massacres but being worn down by llama Owen’s stupid antics lol

NO YOU DIDN'T

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

THOSE IDEAS ARE SO SO SO FUN!!!!

I neeeeeeeeeeeed more outsiders x other servers fixing them fics. There was this one fic where they took outsiders and fused it with the maze runner and it was amazing. and like i ADORE ADORE ADORE LOVE ABSOLUTELY FAWN OVER YOUR FIC OF COURSE!!

Cause i love taking messed up characters and sending them on the most painfully complicated fix it arcs. Its literately the plot of both These walls scream your name and Played my game now you're in it. OH! and my new secret wtdw fic only Danger knows about that i wont share for a while. (im going to wait till i have a few chapters before hand ready to post so i don't get behind on it like all my other fics lol.)

ANYWAY

I've also been tossing around more combinations for this kind of au. taking outsiders and putting them in places they shouldn't be. and here are some of the ones i've nearly written but just don't have the time for.

O!Krow in Newlife. just, it's reaction to sparrow would be so funny and also the angst potential in death and hybridizing Krow even further. Also there is one opening to one of the NL episodes where Krow does a Japanese voice over intro that catches me off guard every time i hear it.

O!Bek in SOS smp. Look. Scott, Eloise, and Owen are there but my girl is missing and that makes me just a little bit sad that they can't reach their full chaos potential. its more so to fix them than her at this point. but i also think it would to see O!Bek specifically try to adjust to it all cause shes isn't a big......team player..... to say the least. Which is something that smp relay on big time.

O!Magic on Pirates. i think she deserves a gun. and to kill people. and also think she would be a great apprentice for P!Gracie and would be besties with cruppy. this is less of a lore heavy one and more i just want her safe and happy and also to kill whomever she so desires because she deserves it after everything.

On a similar note on sending people place for the sole sake of letting them kill people, i think sending O!Oeca to the traffic series would just. just think about it. they were made for each other. and you know what. Put O!Mowhee there with him. Just the two of them running around on red just. i don't know man. i think its very fun and that they would thrive.

O!Squidney and O!Spidey i firmly believe should have the pleasure of being in Rats. Just as a treat. just so they can be silly and forget the horrors.

Anyway those were plans i had for another super big grand fic where every outsider got put somewhere new and each chapter centered around them healing. but i quickly realized that's way too big of a project to take on right now and also i don't know enough about servers or enough about every outsider for that.

Hope you like the little exchange in ideas!!! I do really like yours and i have so many i couldn't help but spill some of my own!

(i also may have another little idea for a oneshot sort of inspired by your fic, if i get around to having the free time to write it and you allow inspiration)

[diary-of-a-mad-man]

Alright I have a 6 and half hour playlist of sea shanties and bard tavern like tunes. Therefore I will be assigning said songs to the pirate smp memebers, this list will update and change with the story. I accept opinions and thoughts for those changes

Current List

Pirate SMP Sea Shanty List

Herons

ZombieCleo - All for me Grog

Olivesleepy -

OwengeJuice - The Last Shanty

SoupforEloise -

Smajor - Farewell Wanderlust

Watermunch -

Kestrels

Scar - The Flying Dutchman

Oli - Leave Her Johnny

Guqqie - Under a Violet Moon

Kyle -

Sausage - A Drop of Nelson’s Blood

Martyn - Bones in the Ocean

Kites

Aimsey - You and Me and the Devil Makes Three

Krow -

Reddoons - Drunken Salior

Bekyamon -

Tubbo -

Puffy - Captain Crow

Nightingale

Willowmvp -

Acho - Inkpot Gods

Graecie -

Roscumber -

DarkEyebrows -

Apokuna -

Oli’s Wife - Jolene (kisstrels lmao)

Songs I definitely want to add but I don’t know where yet;

Loreley, Savage Daughter, Touch the Sky, The Horror and The Wild, Teir Abhaile Riu, Santiana, Fish in the Sea

Playlist Link

[gr4veyardgh0st]

“𝗕𝗲 𝗰𝗮𝗿𝗲𝗳𝘂𝗹 𝘄𝗵𝗼 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘁𝗿𝘂𝘀𝘁, 𝗦𝗲𝗿𝗴𝗲𝗮𝗻𝘁. 𝗣𝗲𝗼𝗽𝗹𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗸𝗻𝗼𝘄 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝗵𝘂𝗿𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗺𝗼𝘀𝘁.”

welcome to my blog ! My name is Vincent, but you can call me Addi, Krow, or Vinny! I go by any pronouns, but mostly he/him and most neopronouns! I’m a cosplayer and artist, and I’m mostly active in the CoD, MCYT, Stanley Parable, and analog horror fandoms. I’m also a massive Ghost enthusiast! All are welcome here :D (Minus Copiiia shippers, DNI /srs)

[intothelabruins]

|__LAB RUINS__|

“Crossing The River”

‼️TW Body Horror!

"Alright, here's the shortcut I was talking about."

The moment the giant metal doors swung open, Peppino recoiled at the stench of sewage-infused cheese, a scent he had hoped he would never have to smell again. A giant raging river of molten cheese separated the two halves of the room. Pizzahead seemed unphased and headed over to a storage bin and started digging around in it.

"Cheese slimes must've gotten into the sewage, absorbed all of the trash."

"Eugh..are you sure there's-a no other way there?"

"You'd rather take the long route? Run into more of those things? I mean look at ya, you're falling apart already!"

Peppino looked down at himself. His white tank top was now a dingy grey from the grime and dirt it was accumulating and he was starting to get sore from how many doors and walls he had been smashing into. His body hadn't really recovered from his last adventure before he started this journey and it was really starting to take a toll on him. Turns out to need to take care of yourself more when you're 45. Who knew?

"I guess you're-a right. We better not be swimming through this though."

"Don't worry, I put some emergency rafts somewhere in here."

As Pizzahead was still digging through the bins, Peppino's attention was drawn to a group of clones that entered the room on the other side of the river. Two clones of himself were dragging a feral-looking Pepperman clone towards the river.

The pepper hissed and gnashed it's teeth as it tried to escape, but the two other clones held it tight. As they got closer to the edge of the river, ripples started to form in the raging cheese and the waves started to get higher.

When they finally got to the edge, Peppino watched as a tendril of cheese flew out of the river and wrapped itself around the Pepperman like a lasso. The two clones to the side let go as it was pulled into the river in a flash, disappearing beneath the waves without a sound.

"Ah here we go! I knew I put one in here!"

Pizzahead pulled out an inflatable raft triumphantly and slammed it onto the ground. He grabbed a pump from the chest and started to inflate it

"Pizzahead...I...Um....I don't think-"

"Don't worry this raft is big enough for both of us. And it's heavy duty too! You wouldn't be able to sink it if you tried!"

He lifted the inflated raft and headed over to the edge of the platform to toss it in.

"PIZZAHEAD WAIT DON'T-"

The raft hit the surface of the cheese river with a wet plap. Pizzahead smiled and gestured towards it.

"After you!"

But before Peppino could take a step, the raft shot backwards out of the river towards Pizzahead and knocked him into the ground with a thud. It let out a squeal as it deflated and Peppino could see that something had ripped a massive hold in its side. He ran over to Pizzahead and lifted the plastic off of him while the river behind him started to bubble and churn.

They both watched in horror as a massive lump of cheese rose out of the river and towered over them. Two eyeholes opened up near the top of the mound and two milky white eyes tumbled out of them, loosely hanging on to the edges of the sockets. The creature opened its mouth and let out a mighty roar, rattling the sewage pipes and stirring up the waves around it.

As Peppino screamed in terror, Pizzahead noticed something floating on top of the creature's head. It was a cowboy. It was small, but immediately recognizable.

"I-is that....Vigilante? Or uh...'Riverlante'..I guess?"

The creature closed its massive maw and slowly nodded.

“Ydwoh..”

"Wow! What a..uh...mighty man of the law you've become! I bet you rule over these parts with an iron fist!"

Rivilante smirked for a moment, but then went back to scowling.

“Yrettalf tnow krow no em. Uoy deen ot yapeth eef ot ssorc.”

(Flattery wont work on me. You need to pay the fee to cross.)

“What did he say?”

Peppino whispered to Pizzahead.

“He wants us to pay a fee to cross.”

“But we’re-a both broke as hell!”

The two suddenly jumped as a ginormous cheesy hand slammed something onto the platform in front of them.

It was a messily drawn wanted poster depicting a nasty-looking little gang of toppin clones. There were doodles scattered around the paper showing the little creatures biting and terrorizing other clones. They definitely looked like bad news.

“Dnif meht. Gnirb meht ereh. Neht uoy nac ssorc.”

(Find them. Bring them here. Then you can cross.)

“Ohhh I see.”

Pizzahead turned to Peppino.

“We gotta hand over these hardened criminals to get through.

Peppino grabbed the poster from him and looked it over.

“I’ve collected toppins before. This shouldn’t-a be too hard. Let’s-a get a move on.”

The pair turned and headed back out the doors they came in from as Rivi slowly descended back into the raging waves.

(Finally done with this!! I also added the backwards translations to make this a bit easier to read lol)