#kristin and philza

[wolfsbane54]

Chapters: 5/? Fandom: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, QSMP | Quackity SMP, Dream SMP Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Kristin Rosales Watson/Phil Watson | Philza, Kristin Rosales Watson & Phil Watson | Philza, Wilbur Soot & Technoblade & TommyInnit & Phil Watson | Philza, Technoblade & Phil Watson | Philza, TommyInnit & Phil Watson | Philza, Phil Watson | Philza & Phil Watson | Philza's Chat Characters: Kristin Rosales Watson, Phil Watson | Philza, Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF), TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Wilbur Soot Additional Tags: Fantasy, Mystery, Curses, Witches, Angst, Goddess of Death Kristin Rosales Watson, Human Phil Watson (Video Blogging RPF), Wilbur Soot and Technoblade and TommyInnit are Siblings, Magic, Witch Curses, Witch Hunters, Temporary Character Death, Non-Consensual Body Modification, Witch Phil Watson (Video Blogging RPF), Angel of Death Phil Watson (Video Blogging RPF), Possessive Behavior, reverse adoption, Falling In Love, Sleepy Bois Inc as Found Family, backwards town, attempt at writing unfair witch trial, Dark Kristin Rosales Watson, Dark Magic, Dark Magic Ritual, Dark TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Dark Wilbur Soot, Dark Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF), Crows, Ancient magic, Alternate Universe - Gods & Goddesses, Hurt/Comfort, Slow Burn, Witch Kristin Rosales Watson, Fluff, Oblivious Phil Watson (Video Blogging RPF), False Accusations Summary:

Phil is a traveler at heart. By the time he turned of age he was ready to explore the world and did. Along his travel he find a quaint town that and plans to stay to explore the land around this new place. He is warned on his first day to not bring out his potions and magical items that he has found along his journey. The longer he stays the more find clues of the history of the town, he starts to notice weird things. Like the three boys that seemed to scare the town with their mere presence. To the mysterious beautiful Lady that appears at night. And why are the towns people obsessed with burning crows? And Why is there always the lingering scent of something burning within the town? (Or Phil finds strange town that hasn’t caught up with the rest of the world, that hides a horrible secret and curse. He catches the attention of a powerful being and her chosen children. Will he survive the encounters? Or will he unwittingly find himself gifted with eternal life, and gain a family in the process.)

CHARACTERS NOT CC's. I DON'T CONDONE ACTIONS THAT CC's MIGHT HAVE DONE IRL.

[mustasekittens]

longtime fan of his | another one

[royalarchivist]

Phil: I have something to show you first, hold on... you might want to stand back for this, Cellbit.

Phil:

[that-sweet-jester]

It's Her.

[hey-i-am-trying]

The goddesses are besties, it is canon

Translation: "We like big women broke me kkkkkkkk"

[nomsfaultau]

Every time I see giant goddess Kristin this is all I can think

[raccoonpog]

Greedy greedy guy

[boo-gutzz]

A qsmp Mumza (she's like, a massive squid) and a silly little doodle for yall

[mikaikaika]

Mumza is truly one of us

[yoki-loves-stars]

I FINISHED SU SYNDICATE

plus sneeg doodle

also reblogs are very appreciated 👉👈

(PART 2)

[chrisrin]

blue diamond and her court lapis <3

[crows-with-shiny-things]

phil and his goddess!!!

not really proud of this one, but they so in love

[royalarchivist]

Mr. Reaper: I was looking forward to have a nice conversation with you.

Phil: WHO ASKED, MAN? Who asked! Wtf. What makes you think I want to talk to you? Also, if your idea of talking is spawning zombies on me and then laughing, I don't think I want to talk! I think I'm good actually, I think I'm good. I think I'll pass!

Kristin:

[philza-updates]

Kristin posted on twitter!

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A cropped screenshot of a tweet by Trixtin @/trixtin. It reads “Me, my husband, and my husbands boyfriend”. Attached is a photo of Kristin with Phil on her right and Missa on her left. Phil and Kristin have one hand overlayed over each other’s hand palm to palm. Phil’s other hand is holding one of Missa’s above Kristin’s head. All three of them are staring into the camera. Kristin’s expression is neutral, Phil is smiling slightly and Missa has his chin raised while looking down at the viewer, his other hand rubbing at his neck.

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[lilliancdoodles]

This is fucking sending me. XD

[blicketdabest33]

i love the comparison between what QSMP did to Philza and what Double Life & ESMP 2 has done to Joel

like

Philza: I am a STRAIGHT MAN in a PLATONIC relationship with Missa. PLATONIC husbands. *hides aggressively gay rp away* I kissed him.. BECAUSE of the CHALLENGE. TOTALLY didn't mean anything. Nope, my character is NOT simping.

Kristin: This is my husband Philza, and that's Philza's husband Missa, and that's Phil's boyfriend Fit, and that's his other boyfriend Etoiles

vs

Joel: Hey BABE *blows kiss at Jimmy* Oh hi Sausage, i'm here to drop off OUR CHILD *pats Hermes on the head* EEFOOOOOOOO WHY ARE YOU SOOOO OBSESSED WITH MEEE??? *neck kisses intensify*

Lizzie: ... babe, calm down please