#kraven the gay man

[ayosdesignz-blog]

Dear cacklers...We are gathered around this post today so that I: current self proclaimed kinkshamer; may share my observations of one villain Kraven of the Spiderman 2 game.

That man is too excited by the hunt.

Too interested in dying from the hunt.

I'm sitting there watching some game plays and having things explained to me by my little brother and as more time passes the more sus everything this dude's every action is.

Like I'm at the point where I feel like the guy needs to stop what he's doing to take a cold shower and maybe take like 5 (hours) to just fuckin chill out.

Cuz the man's a freak.

Like: super freak, super freaky🎵

And I'd personally recommend that he gets all the therapy. And if he DO got a therapist he clearly isn't paying them enough or needs a better one or BOTH!

When I tell you...the tension was bordering on sexual in most encounters...💅🏽

Too many small moments...and I admit that I might have been exaggerating for the lols a bit as my ✨️dirty mind✨️ decided it wanted to act up.

But the scene where Peter/Venom put this guy in a scary tentacled chokehold and he had the audacity to look pleased and THEN TAKE IT FURTHER BY BEGGING HIM TO DO IT HARDER??!!!!

I was couldn’t breathe around the pterodactyl noises that were surprised out of me from that...

CLEARLY...I wasn't imagining things before that scene if this motherfucker is now over here going like: choke me like you hate me but you love me🎵

Except with the full on aura of: ~I love the kind of woman that can actually just kill me~

Looking ass.

Had me dying lowkey fr wondering if this dude had always been a sexual deviant or if it's just this game iteration. Because he's honestly one of the villains I don't really remember from my childhood.

Now Venom out here lowkey being a hoe, with his thick ass, trying to show everyone what that tongue do as I (yell at the tv and) demand he put that thing back where it came from is completely normal and familiar.

For comparison purposes.

I am not familiar with a hunter (in Spiderman) so thrilled for a hunt he's willing to do mind games to break a person into not holding back and undo their "cures" so that he can fight them when they're no longer themselves. Getting into personal spaces, constantly grinning, goading and insisting, what the body language is saying...and in the case of this particular scene...begging.

Now I don't know if this man is gay...but that was fucking gay. 🤣

Why he look like he might be ready to bust a nut over this other man ✨️~consensually~✨️ roughing him up? And there's tentacles involved? 👀 que the lip biting 🫦

Gotta be somewhat gay.

And that's kwel or whatever but maybe NOT want sexual pleasure in them maiming and then killing you.

Kraven? More like Kray-kray.

Cuz that shits beyond fucking weird, wrong even, and I will stand by this.

[newblvotg]

[pescadodeoro]

they didn't need to make kraven the hunter that sexy in the new spider-man game. they didn't need to make him tell you "harder" while you choked him out, but they did, and it was both for me and to my detriment

[hurdy-girly]

The Batfam as quotes from my quote book part 4

(Part 1 here)

Tim: “I am the dumbest man alive and also the most academically dishonest.”

Cass: “I’m surrounded by either future murder authors or future murderers.”

Dick: “This is not a cult. We have M&M’s.”

Tim: “So which college would I be?”

Damian: “…so, Brown University has a 40% gay population-“

Jason: “My memory does not reach the required levels of punk rock for me to recall.”

Duke: “You listened to headbanging and doom on Monday nights.”

Ivy: “Are you photosynthaphobic?”

Jason: “Kill ‘em with kindness, and also a pistol for good measure”

Babs: “Eenie meenie miney moe. Just engage in a bit of digital bibliomancy.”

Steph: “Go to a psychiatrist! uwu.”

Bruce: “He asked me ‘do you want to be a cougar?’ and I said ‘don’t ask me like that.’”

Duke, in a crossover event: “You’re Kraven the Hunter? Who’s this hunter and why do you find them so interesting?”

Kraven the Hunter: “Please stop making this weird.”

Damian, paraphrasing his grandpa: "What, you don't want your soul enslaved forever? But it's all the rage with kids these days!”

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

GET ME PICTURES OF SPIDER-MAN THE S H O E S

This video is a joy from start to end but I have to give a special shout out to it having the line "This is a gay pride anthem and we will be welcoming the Green Goblin to Pride" be immediately followed by "This awkward line implies that Kraven fucks animals" XD

[jazzums]

spider-man 2 would be a lot shorter if tombstone had faced kraven. too bad he was the damsel in distress while peter and harry had gay sex to save him

[oliveroctavius]

no need to honor this with agreement or disagreement, I just need to tell someone and you're the first spider-man blog I thought of.

my dad is into comic heroes but he's a tv-only and manages to come up with a straight explaination for anything gay (he called symbrock a metaphor for addiction for example) and I, mostly as a joke, asked him what spider-man character he thinks is gay. he said Kraven so make of that what you will.

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[hollowsart]

Spidersona, Acedia, FAQ!

This will be a bit long and may get longer later if I think of more details to add that involve the AU and the characters in it besides Acedia:

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Bitten by a sloth?

Acedia was not bitten by a sloth but was bitten by a spider like everyone else. The spider was genetically modified and not radioactive.

Why sloth?

I have a preference for sloths and a phobia for spiders. Sloths seem more friendly, too, and it also makes the design all the more unique and special to me.

Do they have the same abilities?

The same basic Spiderman base abilities, yes. Like climbing on any surface, increased speed, strength, durability, etc. As well as a few unique to myself abilities that are like a sloth which share some fun overlap with spiders, such as the shriek and the bite.

Additional unique abilities that don't exactly fit that are: increased lung capacity, ability to swim, and a death grip via locking the joints in place in my hands. And not to mention be able to withstand great falls.. but that takes awhile to discover and isn't utilized much.

Still use a web?

In a sense. They're special "vines" Otto helped develop that come from what is lovingly dubbed a "vine shooter" rather than a "web shooter" of course.

However, in addition to the arachnophobia, I also have acrophobia. So.. swinging from extreme heights and all is not something I do. A preferred method of getting around is car surfing or at the very least, very low swinging. (It's ironic cuz both spiders and sloths have that durability of withstanding great falls)

What's up with Venom and Goblin?

Venom and Carnage are not in this au, instead they are replaced with alternative symbiote counterparts: Ferrol (Venom), and Maim (Carnage).

Maim is, indeed, still possessed by Kasady, however, Kasady in my verse is different in the sense that they are not a guy.. and not a girl either, but still human nonetheless. They were also a scientist and used to have the title "Doctor" (not medical) before their malpractice got found out and they got fired and removed from the entire scientific research field.

Ferrol has 3 kids that came from it overeating certain foods and it got sick: Matcha (chocolate/candy), Maim (thrown out pizza dough in a dumpster), and Frootcake (Christmas fruit cake and other holiday related treats).

Green Goblin, or Gobby for short, is not Norman Osborn. Gobby is his own entity entirely and comes from a hidden kingdom made entirely of other furry Goblins with tails just like him. Norman is, as always, a villain, but in this verse he isn't dressing up and making things explode and laughing maniacally. He's just a dirty business.

Why is The Lizard an Axolotl? Aren't they salamanders?

Realistically it would make more sense that Curt Connors would seek out the animal that is the most well known for perfect regeneration of lost limbs rather than lizards, of which only a small handful have that ability to regrow their tails, but not very well.

Salamanders are way better at perfect regeneration of their lost tails and are more well known for it.

Axolotls are the BEST at regrowing more than just a lost tail perfectly. They are very much known for the fact they can regenerate almost any lost body part near perfectly.

Why are Sandlady and Rhino women?

For the gays 💖

I like the dynamic and relationship between Sandman and Rhino so making only 1 of them a woman wouldn't have felt right. Also we do need more big beautiful ladies who kick butt.

What's the deal with Doc Ock?

What if there was that 1 earth within the spider multiverse where Doc Ock wasn't evil even after the incident fusing his arms to his body? What if he was still good and actively worked to try and help people outside the lab, but in a more direct way this time?

Poor Otto needs it. Nearly every iteration of Doc Ock is evil and scheming in some way and I think we could use a human marshmallow octopus man for once. As a treat.

Chameleon and Kraven seem different, why?

Chameleon is not related to Kraven, although they share some parallels. Both are reclusive and highly skilled in their respective forms of "hunt". As well, their mental health is unstable.

Kraven's lifeling solitude has caused him to see visions/hear the voice of a woman on occasion that he calls Calypso. (Calypso isn't real). Sometimes he makes decisions based on what he hears from her.

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Chameleon is French in origin and through a horrific accident he was left with full body scarring and lost his limbs. They were replaced with high tech prosthetics, however, which he can replace and adjust depending on the disguise he uses.

So, Shocker?

Real name: Montana Schultz

Alias: The Shocker, Shocker

Owns a billiards bar despite his modest living style outside of it. "Merc" for hire, does odd evil jobs to earn money and survive.

He is very much a mash up of Montana/Jackson Brice and Herman Schultz just like TSSM's Shocker. But like.. more extreme.

He is essentially both. 2 in 1 bargain deal 💕💖💕

More to be added later

[ordinaryschmuck]

Just a hundred percented Spider-Man 2

Here are my thoughts on the side-missions and little quests.

The Flame story was pretty great as it was nice seeing Yuri again and her Wraith costume was sick as SHIT. I question how she's able to fight so well since that...never seemed to be established in the first game, but oh well. Also, the Carnage set-up felt nice and I'm excited to see what comes of that.

Finding Sandman's memories was worth the feeling that I was helping Flint Marco. It's the most Spider-Man thing to do by helping a villain with their insanity and the ending to the mission is pretty warm, I won't lie.

The drones were a pain to follow, mainly because I'm not the best with the Web Wings. I'm fine when I'm swinging on my own and just want a light glide, I'm good. When I have to follow a strict line, I'm all over the place. But the reveal that Kraven was hunting down the Chameleon was pretty cool and I'm excited to see what comes of that in the future.

The Brooklyn Visions requests SHOULD have been more cute, but they felt tedious if anything else. I WANT to like helping a gay student ask his boyfriend out to Prom or something, but, like...it didn't feel fun. Nor was it fun to do that scavenger hunt around the school, looking for places that I have NO IDEA where they were. Maybe if the school was more relevant in the game, it'd be no sweat to find stuff, but as is it's...rough.

Finding the instruments for that Harlem museum was nice, I can see Spider-Man doing that, but the "big twist" was pretty predictable and it didn't need to be a big side quest.

I couldn't hunt down those Spider-Bots without looking up guides. I'm sorry. I don't have the patience to swing around the city looking for them, especially with those crime alerts popping up every five seconds, distracting my search. Yeah, I could ignore the alerts, but...would Spider-Man? I'm also really curious what that last cutscene with that PS1 woman was about. Oh, well, that's for a future game to decide.

The Mysterium's were fun, quick challenges. I didn't even know I was beating them with the top score because of how easy it was to get through them. And the final "Mysterio" boss fight was a pretty great way to end it.

Howard's final request got to me :'(...

I liked Hailey's little adventure, especially when the game tries to simulate being deaf by cutting out the volume to near silence and how you could feel sound through the vibrations of your controller. It's pretty cool.

The Heal the World quests felt tedious too. I felt like I was doing great work, but it was not fun to do some of those things. Especially when the game tries to force how some big crimes were going down around them and it just...doesn't work.

The Prowler hideouts were a bit tedious too, but it was sweet to hear stories between Aaron and Jefferson, making it feel like I was getting a bit more of a reward for doing it all. Plus the ending is pretty warm too, and I'm into warm endings.

I liked getting photos for Robbie, especially for the stories he gave with them, offering a real New York experience (I assume). Could be a little tedious at times, but Robbie's one of my favorite Spider-Man side characters, so I don't mind.

I feel like the Hunter bases would have been more fun...if the stealth in the game was fun. I liked the stealth in Spider-Man 1, it created an extra challenge. But with how overpowered Miles and Peter are, you can blow through each base no sweat as long as you remember to shut off the reinforcements computer. It actually creates a funny visual that in the middle of this giant fight, Peter/Miles goes "Hold on a sec" before shutting off the computer. And I guess the fight is fun and exciting, but in this game, stealth is pretty much worthless.

And the Symbiote Nests were the best kind of intense. It got frustrating when I died with ten seconds left on the clock, but rewarding when it finally ended. For me, it's better to go as Peter because it actually feels like his Anti-Venom powers do more damage than Miles' abilities. Also, don't waste all your abilities on the brutes. You'll need them all fully charged for real emergencies and with the brutes it's better to just use one at a time if you could.

And that's it. That's my thoughts on every thing in Spider-Man 2. I'll admit that the game didn't feel as ADDICTING to play as the first one was. When doing all these little missions and side quests in the first game, I was down because each one was so fun to play. Here, there's a lot of...tediousness in these quests and the rewards aren't always as strong. I do like the story beats that come with them, primarily the Mysteriums and the Flame stuff. But for the quests themselves, there could have been more polish to them.

[mouseratz]

also on "characters I don't really ship but definitely have a gay vibe": kraven. dude. there's layers to this isn't there. I don't even know where to begin to unpack whatever you've got going on but it is not an attraction to women. as if the outfit wasn't clue enough, but you know.

"you recoil.....why? Does my affection embarrass you?"

overall, the entirety of klh, he also seems to view his relationship with Spider-Man as incredibly intimate, although hostile; and as we see here, he's sad when the hunt ends. his obsession with Peter goes past a beast he wants to kill, otherwise he would have really killed him. he also talks about how he considers it an "honor" to do all of this, and recognizes both the man and the beast (viewing peter as someone possessing a great evil in the form of the Spider, which he comes to see as encompassing all forms of failure & death, especially those that befell his parents, and compares it to his own duality, of both being the civilized man & the hunter kraven.)

and he relates essentially all relationships to that of predator and prey, regardless of how he feels, he sees civilization as only the mask above the animal. so, when he hunts spiderman, it is something intimate to him, it is more than hatred, there is certainly already fascination & obsession, but also yeah, it probably is gay, is what I'm saying- this is the only way in which he defines closeness to anyone, & only feels he has satisfied his life's goal and could possibly find peace after this incident with Peter, even if (SPOILERS) it closes with his suicide. he begins the story ready to die, and this is his final act, as we know from the title. but it becomes very clear it's not just about "revenge", nor even wearing his skin as a trophy, nor even just "beating" spiderman at his own game, although those are part of it.....it's about understanding him wholly and fully, seeing him as no one has seen him before, inside and out, in life and death, as the man and the spider. again. that seems kinda gay to me. the gayness isn't The Point (I'd argue the themes around mortality & "beastliness" itself are more compelling), but it's definitely present.

[measuringbliss]

Spider-Man Read-Through 059: The Prophecy of Madame Web (ASM 207-212)

MASTERPOST

This time:

We meet the protagonist of the biggest superhero movie of the last decade.

Also: a lot of Peter Parker thirst.

Let's gooo!

Hey, our little guy changed!

That's nice to see. We also get a promising first page:

So Peter's on a date with Debby Whitman. Debby?

Oh, right. Debra!

So they're at a show where Mesmero hypnotized a member of the audience. Peter investigates nude-feet-style, just like ages ago when he was on a date with Gwen. He ends up putting out a fire, discreetly... or so he thinks. Mesmero noticed his web, and announces to the audience that he thinks SM is here and he has something to discuss with him.

Peter quickly gets rid of his date and talks to Mesmero, who offers him weekly money in exchange for a 15 minutes appearance. Spidey says, "sure!".

Except that Mesmero's reputation is currently awful, and criticism in a newspaper makes him go berserk. That is, he hypnotizes a guy to jump from a bridge.

Meanwhile, Jameson's back at the Bugle! Wouldn't want too many changes in ASM, would we now?

At first, Spidey thinks of catching our guy with his web, but he remembers what happened with Gwen (nice!) and catches him more graciously. Our critic gives free tickets to a show to Spidey as thanks, and Peter soon invites Debra to make amends.

When later, Spidey goes back to Mesmero to talk, he quickly gets zapped with electrified bills... and misses his appointment with Debra. Poor girl. It's not even fun to watch her be disappointed again and again, she's just a chew toy for the universe to step on.

Spidey's forced to do a circus number, but soon KOs out villain.

In the readers' letters, let's just say people are NOT fans of our Miss April Maye. Stern says this might even be a fake name... who could have predicted this, oh my?

#208 has a nice first page, and... Romita Jr worked on the layouts! Alright, mister...

In a research lab, a scientist is a jerk to his janitor twin brother. And when he starts his big machine, it explodes in his face. His selfless brother tries to save him and gets absorbed instead.

At the Daily Globe, Donald Trump arrives.

I'm fascinated by Peter's outfit. I kind of love it... but also kind of hate it. Nice hair, though.

Bushkin also introduces Peter to his new colleague and fellow photographer, Lance Bannon. I expected Eddie Brock, but maybe later.

To get in a better mood, Peter goes to the hospital to pay a visit to Anna Watson with Aunt May. She says they just missed MJ!

Oh, the open belt...! Sir!

The ruckus is of course caused by our new villain, Fusion (the two brothers!), and when she sees the two super-powered beings by the window, May says Spidey isn't as bad as the media say. Character development, yay!

Fusion escapes Spidey's grasp, and it's clear that the two brothers aren't of the same mind concerning their current state. When peter comes back to the hospital room and says he went to talk to a nurse he knows, May says "My Peter's getting interested in girls, Anna". First of all, that's uncalled for, but also, damn May, are you still thinking that your Peter might be gay? (He's bisexual, you're not completely off the mark.)

Thanks to some cops, Spidey quickly finds back Fusion. Twice during this issue does he feel ridiculized by the crowds laughing at him. I feel like it never happened before... Is this element going somewhere? It certainly feels uncharacteristic.

Anyway, he separates the two brothers with the help of the janitor one, and... the issue ends here. They still have their power. That's not an ending. *sigh*

Oh, great shading!!! And Kraven too! By that point, I assume he won't shoot lasers out of his nipples, but a small part of myself still hopes...

We start with Kraven saying to his girlfriend Calypso that THIS TIME, FOR SURE, he'll get rid of our hero... Sure.

Loving the art, even though Peter doesn't necessarily look very much like himself in that third panel, but the clothes!!!! The clothes, people!!!!! Jesus. Is that really a summer outfit though?

Debra's worried about her old uncle working at the docks, and when she asks Peter if with his connections, he could do something to check on him, he rebuffs her. She's understandably saddened, and he ends up going anyway, as Spidey naturally.

Gorgeous middle panels. Also, Kraven's heart skips when he sees Spidey. Not very heterosexual of him. Calypso wants to see her man be a man, so she frees up some animals who cause chaos in the city. Kraven saves the ones he can catch, and Spidey helps too.

And suddenly...

Well well well...

What do we have here...

Didn't expect to see a near naked lady on there but good for her!

Calypso wants violence and tries hard to convince Kraven that Spidey's the one who opened the locks.

I'm loving the eagerness to show skin around here, I'm telling you. Also love how Bushkin looks in the first panel.

Fascinating panels, because Peter looks extremely different in the middle panel, but oh lord is he gorgeous in the other two. And also: a professor having a relationship with a female student? Oh, we almost got that a few issues ago! How interesting.

Spider-Woman has a cameo, where she ponders on how she almost sent Dockery in jail, but since it's Spidey's territory, she can't do anything.

... No but seriously, Peter's gorgeous...

Ahem. Kraven barges in the Daily Globe and activates a Spider-Tracer he conveniently has. Spidey has to show up tonight for a one-on-one battle!

They fight in a museum, while Calypso laughs gleefully in the shadows.

Very subtle there, Spidey. Oh well!

So far I'm really into "the grotesque 80s art". Beats those 90s covers where Spidey's web looks like iron. Anyway, hi Bell! You're going too fast for me but whatever. Someone appreciates the detail and the shading! It's a really strong issue. I also liked Kraven there.

Anyway, issue #210!

It's time to meet the star of 2024's masterpiece "Madame Web".

Well, Debra's definitely gotten used to Peter's repeated abandonments. You deserve better, girl! At least she doesn't seem so sad anymore. More... resigned. I mean, I would probably accept anything if my boyfriend was Peter Parker too... except maybe when he wears that outfit. I'm not sold on that one.

At the Globe, armed people attack the head office and kidnapp Ms. Clayton. Pursuing them, Spidey finds that same paper of Madame Web.

Hey, that page has really nice composition.

Anyway, of course, what welcomes Spidey is... a vision.

Madame Web quickly informs Spidey that to find Ms. Clayton, he'll have to find one Belinda Bell. Turns out Belinda was impersonating Ms. Clayton in a complex plan for Dockery to get the Daily Globe!

Spidey quickly saves both the actress and the real Ms. Clayton, and catches Dockery.

I wish I was that newspaper.

And that ending is absolutely hilarious...

In #211, we see none other than Namor!

And this is a gorgeous first page, I have to say.

So Namor has his typical war against human waste. As for Peter?

Oh. Oh YES. Absolutely. Thank you. It is... glorious. I hereby declare this issue to be a 10 out of 10.

So Spidey goes out and thinks he could finally check on Debra Whitman's uncle. Turns out the latter is getting attacked at this very moment by his crew, who refuse to deliver a scientist and a machine to the ocean.

The next day, at ESU, Debra tells Peter she's worried even more about her uncle, because he decided to navigate the boat himself, since nobody else wants to do it. I'm happy to at least see her be a bit more developed. I'm starting to like her, even!

Gorgeous. I absolutely love his outfit even though I dislike jeans, but it works so well here! The colors...!

He decides to go see May to get in a better mood. There, his aunt is... teaching curling to the residents! Why not. And she nudges Peter to go help Debra's uncle.

Namor appears when they're at sea, and a fight breaks out.

They get over it and Namor even helps them, how nice!

Time for #212!

More than 14 hours have passed since the last issue, and they're naturally still on the boat. Debra's uncle (continued storyline, woohoo!) mentions Murphy's Law, which is funny because I watched Interstellar for the first time like two days ago.

An accident with crates occur, and one man falls under the sea. Spidey saves him, but the man can't seem to dry...

No matter. Peter gets back safely on land and catches Jameson's call. Work for him! Great. He also calls Debbie!

Great set of panel. I like that it seems to give actual weight to their relationship.

We have a scene with our wet guy at a bar and I might have felt sympathy for him for a second, but then he showed his misogynistic side and it was over.

Hydro-Man (presumably, given the cover of the issue) discovered he can become water and morph it, he becomes angry and starts searching through the whole city for Spider-Man. Sure.

MORE IMPORTANTLY.

Oh, that red shirt will be the death of me!

Of course, Peter quickly asks Debra to stay out of this, because of course he does. She accepts it.

There's a fun countdown, we always love countdowns.

Spidey finds Hydro-Man, but he instantly gets "splooshed" through the window. He resorts to ask Jonah to print a challenge in his newspaper, to make the duel easier to organize.

They fight, and we get a very nice ending.

In the comments, our dear Bell Lectar says she sees Peter as this leech that will dry up every resource the ladies in his life have and leave them to die (or miraculously escape unscathed), which is definitely an interesting reading I don't completely disagree with. That's thanks to how the magazine was created, misogyny, and probably some other stuff.

I quickly checked the next issue and there's... assuredly... good food in there.

By the time I make the next post though, and I will, because otherwise I'd hit the pictures limit in this post, and also it's almost 4am and I should definitely go to sleep sometime soon, I'll have forgotten about that, so to Future!Bliss: I love you, I cherish you and I wish you a happy rediscovery.

So the next time, we check out ASM 213, Annual 14 and What If 24!

It should be fun!

[bizzybee280yt]

(spoilers)

school got cancelled for a week because of snow so i decided to play spider-man 2

i 100% it before friday

i physically couldn’t keep myself from playing it

it fucks SO HARD

i’m prolly gonna buy the first one too & miles morales when i get the money becuase oh my god?? oh my god??????

the hunters??? the blinds missions??? the mysteriums??? the little gay side quest??? VENOM??? THE FUCKING PART WHERE YOU PLAY AS VENOM CRASHING THROUGH FUCKING OSCORP??? THE FINISHER WHERE HARRY VENOM FUCKING BREAKS THE GUYS SPINE IN HALF??? WHERE VENOM FUCKING EATS KRAVENS FACE OFF??? daaaaaaaamnnn insomniac did NOT have to go so hard but they did

also the little cool spider bots were cute and i had a lil geek moment <3

[actualdannyphantomx]

“All my teachers never liked me, so I shot up my professor. Told him watch his fuckin’ mouth, that was the lesson of my lecture. But to each his own, I brought him home to keep him as my treasure. Kept his body in the closet, but his fingers in my dresser.”

(A little more edgy bc I’m emo and also this song slaps) That’s All - sKitz Kraven

[ryno1185]

Did a little video for my friend Billy’s Kraven the Hunter cosplay. Just a quick shoot. Check it out!

If you want to see more of Billy’s cosplay, check out his Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/billyceliz/

[kuipernebula]

so spider-man keeps adding characters, including a new black cat as a spider (cool, night spider has a great look) and kraven as a spider (????) also a scottish spider (wild but it's a spider-verse thing)

and the more spiders they add, the more jarring and annoying that there's no gay man who's a spider. we have a lesbian spider with jessica drew, and i'm pretty sure we have bi spiders somewhere, but like. no gay men? really?

[birdmitosis]

For the ask box, Montana

MONTANA TIME /southern twang Sexuality Headcanon: Gay cowboy. 🤠 Gender Headcanon: Trans man! Just something about his intro episode set this headcanon firmly in my brain. A ship I have with said character: Montana/Fancy Dan/Ox all the way, tbh. I could also ship Shocker/Mysterio, as I said! A BROTP I have with said character: I'd say when I'm not shipping Montana/Fancy Dan/Ox, but... yeah, I'm always shipping that particular OT3. I just can't unsee it. I could see Montana getting along with Kraven, actually? And potentially with Silvio and Sable Manfredi; see headcanons below... A NOTP I have with said character: Tombstone/Shocker or Hammerhead/Shocker. For the former I just can't see them being that unprofessional or there being that much trust there; for the latter... I just honestly don't like Hammerhead, sorry. A random headcanon: This is kind of a general Enforcers headcanon, buuut I do actually think that they originally worked for Silvermane before he was arrested. Once the Big Man rose to power afterwards, they started working for him because, well, they're professionals and gotta stay in business. It's why Silvermane immediately called on them for help in Ryker's and why they immediately slipped into working so well with him; it was very much not the first time. And I think that Montana (and the others, but this ask is about Montana) could have an interesting relationship with Silvio and his daughter now that they aren't actually working for the Manfredis, particularly if they aren't working directly for Tombstone anymore either. I could see them going more freelance and therefore being on equal footing with Silvermane and Silver Sable (and Tombstone, tbh, but that might be a more uneasy relationship). General Opinion over said character: TBH? I like this guy a whole lot but admittedly don't have quite as much to say about him as the characters that are like. My Main Blorbos. He's still really great, I enjoy whenever he's onscreen, I have general positive feelings for him, and I can't not see him and his Enforcer partners as basically married. SSM Shocker's ruthless as fuck but he's All Right.