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Reblog to give a trans woman a delicious Cuban sandwich

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Relationship status?

Waiting for a miracle

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on hold with the pest control company for work, and their hold message seriously just hit me with

"did you know there are a million ants for every human on earth? someone will be with you shortly"

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Lee Jung-jae as Ray the Butcher in Deliver Us From Evil 2020

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The wildest thing about Ben 10 is that it took until 2005 for someone to have the idea "what if a kid could turn into a bunch of aliens" like this isn't obviously the coolest and most marketable premise for anything ever. Each design is a new toy. A new powerset. Come on.

But to prove that it wasn't a fluke, they continued to have the best ideas for every aspect of it. How does he transform? A cool watch you can also sell as a toy. That watch's name? Omnitrix. Say it. It's so satisfying. How many aliens? Ten. Nice round number. The kid's name? Ben. The show's name? Ben Ten. His full name is Benjamin Tennyson, a normal, plausible name, but he also turns into 10 aliens.

Bigger brands dream about this synergy. Better writers would kill for this coherence. So holistic. So intuitive. The identity alone!!! The retro alien sound motif? Chilling. The green? Any other color would be wrong. The kirby krackle pattern? It seems so obvious in retrospect. The roadtrip format? Genius. Lesser writers would've done the spider-man high school thing. His arch nemesis being Cthulhu darth vader? Inspired, iconic, intimidating!

The execution has its highs and lows, but the idea??? Game changing. So self-evident that it seems inevitable. If Ben 10 didn't exist, it would be necessary to invent him.

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Scoff. You guys only fuck with man boobs when they're on a muscular man. Tch. You aren't a real man boob enjoyer unless you fuck with fat man boobs too. You're just a poser. You'll never be able to defeat the demon lord.

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I guess the biggest problem with tentacle porn is that it seldom has a positive message

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hey! donate to uk trans charities today because it’s gonna be a rough one

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Well fucks? Get to it!

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Managed to gif some of the instances where Beom-jun smiles/laughs and quickly cuts it off. I like that little detail about him.

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The way he tries to hold on to Jung-bae when he walks away 🥺

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"Holy crap is that the ddakji man??"

Random Mr.Kim and Woo-seok doodle today cause i miss them

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JUNKYARD DOG

5x7 inches - needlepoint

My piece for Giant Robot Gallery’s Doggo Show. The show opens March 30 and runs until April 13. I LOVE how this guy turned out! Thank you Cassia Lupo for the invite!

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i hate it when people are writing a long ass thing and start a parenthetical aside and forget to close parentheses it makes me feel like i cant escape from the sentence

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