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“when you find the right person you’ll change your mind about having kids” WRONG 👎❌ the right person doesn’t want kids either

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spell slots are stored in the boobs

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a bird, sounding an alarm call: There's a CREATURE! In the woods! It's FREAKY! It's DOING THINGS! me: ma'am can you chill, I'm just here for the blueberries.

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sorry but the scene where eggman grabs his henchman by the inner mouth made me blush

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modern batfam is so fcking funny to me wdym dick grayson (27) would be born on 1998, cass (25) 2000s, and then jason todd (21) is fcking 2004 (my age??)... and tim drake (17) is 2008?????

DAMIAN WAYNE (15) IS 2010. THAT'S SO WEIRD

this is like rough estimations btw its just so weird

like wdym modern bruce wayne is the same year my mother was born.

they're all unhinged fcking gen z mfers holy fuck

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i am so pro abortion it actually makes me mad when a character in a show is revealed to be pregnant & she immediately doesn't get an abortion

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idk man, call me a boomer, but i don't think everyone on the internet needs to know that you are a 15 year old agender bisexual sub from colorado with DID and a very specific chronic illness. children are revealing too much information about themselves online, it's crazy. to absolute strangers. thousands of them. definitely not in any way staying safe

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The three kinds of bird species name

1. God’s Specialist Little Boy

2. Hot Breasted Milf

3. Grey Bird With Brown Head

4. Walter’s Fingernail

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Funniest part about Robin Jason canonically going to heaven is that it implies either 1) Jason didn’t kill Felipe and Bruce completely blew up their relationship for no reason or 2) you’re allowed in heaven after killing someone as long as that someone really deserved it, which would then imply that heaven itself is on Jason’s side in the Jason vs Bruce conflict.

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For the first time in Saint Louis Zoo history, a cheetah has given birth to 8 cheetah cubs .

Awww look at their faces! I want to cuddle them!!

But I wont. 

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i went to the SCP website

 this shouldn’t be so funny to me

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ppl are rlly trying to defend being on your phone during a movie in the theater what is going on

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had to be there i guess

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Least favorite part of work so far today: getting flirted with

Most favorite part of work so far today: the guy asking my age before going any further with his flirting

Second most favorite part of work so far today: when I said my age (legal and close enough to his age that I’ve slept with someone older before), he continued up until he noticed I was visibly uncomfortable with some part of it, which is when he shut it down.

Third most favorite: he still tipped me pretty decently despite all that

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Sir, that’s my emotional support unrealistic romantic delusion

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i don't think bodily autonomy for minors should be a luck of the draw type thing where you have to cross your fingers that your parents are chill about it.