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I wonder what percentage of cishets know what frotting is

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Getting a canon trans woman character was not on my bingo card but damn am I happy about it

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Reblog to kill it faster

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Wwhen the- uh. When he- … hair …

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every time i see someone call kirk and spock the oldest ship, i'm filled with the urge to go "hmm actually the holmes and watson girlies have been here for a hundred years now", and i refrain because i know the natural conclusion of this game is gilgamesh and enkidu

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sorry that my pussy is so wet and soft and inviting and my heart is pure and full of whimsy. as if it’s my fault.

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People have written a lot of touchy-feely pieces on this subject but I thought I’d get right to the heart of the matter

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bitches be like “thats my comfort ship” and one of them is dead

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Anyway, people with brain damage I love you. People who have had strokes I love you, especially if you're told you were "too young" to have one. People who acquired your brain damage by less common means such as infection, lack of oxygen at birth or degenerative disease, I love you. People with moderate and severe brain damage, I love you. People who lost their sight or hearing or ability to speak because of their brain damage, I love you. People who have paralysis from their brain damage, I love you. People with amnesia and severe cognitive issues from their brain damage, I love you. People with rare and unusual symptoms from their brain damage, I love you.

You are not a punchline, you haven't lost your humanity, your thoughts and opinions are as valuable as anyone else's. We deserve respect.

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don’t try this at home

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mickey's 'fit to go threaten patrick is one of his best tbh

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If a history-based work is good and inaccurate it’s because it��s a piece of art that sacrificed some points of accuracy for the sake of storytelling and conveying themes deeper and more important than a straightforward recounting of facts. If it’s bad and inaccurate then that’s just another reason why it sucks

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Yes to both BUT. I raise you this.

I have raised my cat since she was 2 days old, (bottle baby) meaning I had to teac her how to cat.

So somehow she exists in this paradox of she is my child I am her dad and she thinks I’m the best cat in the world when actually I am the worst cat in the world so now she’s illiterate (can’t meow) and is incredibly poorly cat socialized (she finds other cats so odd and strange)

The baby for scale

My little homeschool girl Leia

It’s always funny to me that people see pets as their children or something because to me a pet has always just been a small guy in your house

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so it turns out we really did need the barbie movie to explain feminism to everyone

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remembering all the times i spent money

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Pisses me off how good Shakespeare actually is. Like yeah he's actually that good. People hype him up like he's the best English writer ever, and yeah he's actually an S+ tier writer.

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