#knows what sex is meme

[sexystembolt]

[notmygamertag]

Me (an asexual) when there's actual sex in my sex scene:

I want more of whatever the fuck this is:

Absolute nonsense

[kitsumo]

saw the worst opinion that "making fankids for minor pairs is gross because youre fantisizing them having sex" and i literally cannot be the only one who thinks that is really stupid

cause like. a lot of people making fankids. are kids, who just want to make a future for two characters they like, which are probably ALSO kid characetrs because, theyre kids themselves. i know i did that all the time with mlp, although it wa smostly wiht the mane six

AND the other people making fankids are doing it to explore what a design would be like, and even still when i make fankids now i am NOT fucking thinking about that, and i promise you nobody is

[902186]

thinking about kurapika and chrollo and parallels and this circle of horrors where they are the victims AND the tools of their fates.

they both think they are neither or more like they don't care about it at all. they don't see themselves as victims, and they see absolutely no other way to live other than this role they took upon themselves. kurapika had such a strong sense of identity and what he wanted to do with his life and understands himself perfectly at all times. he was a part of his clan, but he was more an individual than anything else. kuroro, on the other hand, never knowing, never thinking what his motives are, deliberately not understanding himself and desperately holding on to the spider. he can't be an individual but with others, he can be the spider.

and for both of them, it all started on vengeance. kurapika abandoned himself in order to become a tool, a weapon, to avenge his clan, and to collect scarlet eyes. he stopped being himself and became his people. kuroro didn't know his family, didn't know where he actually came from, didn't know who he was or what he was supposed to be. so growing up in meteor city, he held on to his people strongly. and in order to avenge and protect his people, he would become a tool, a weapon, he would give himself to them. he started being himself as he became his people.

kuroro could be something for his people. and kurapika could be nothing for his people.

kurapika took on the role of judgement for vengeance. kuroro took on the role of villain for vengeance. kurapika acted his part by diminishing everything he was, and kuroro acted his part by filling up his identity with it.

but one thing stays clear and fixed with them throughout it all. they would do anything for their people. for whomever they consider their people. "he'll put his friends before his mission." a weakness kuroro sees in kurapika so quickly and so easily. but the same thing he considers a strength in himself. "i am not your top priority. it is the spider that must be kept alive." as long as his people are alive, his identity will live on. and as long as kurapika is alive, his people’s identity will live on.

"now you will get to experience the pain of losing your home." kuroro (and the spiders) killing the kurta clan set this parallel in motion for himself as the circle began for kurapika. and (speculatively) kurta clan hurting his people was what set the circle in motion for kuroro, too. now thinking about where they are in the story and how their end could be, it is very clear that they are finally ending up in a place where they mirror each other (as they have from the beginning) and they can recognise it in each other and themselves. kurapika ending up empty after his mission and kuroro ending up empty after losing spiders. both of them purposeless and with no self left outside of it. in a way, this is how the circle ends. "i can hear that he accepted death." they walk with death every day with no fear and full acceptance and after losing the only thing they live for, not even something they hold on to because they don't see a point in being alive outside of the fact that they must keep going for their people, for their purpose, and if not then there's no reason to exist, they are meaningless.

kuroro's vengeance left kurapika all alone, with everyone he knew dead, and feeling hollow at the end. by fate, he ended up all alone, with everyone he knew dead and feeling hollow at the end.

and at that point, they will have to start a new page and build a new self for themselves.

[xbuster]

Shinzo Abe's legacy: Hard-line conservative with ties to the Nippon Kaigi, Japan's ultranationalist far-right party, who wanted to reinstate an active military and fraught with controversies

Shinzo Abe's legacy according to Tumblr and Twitter: Controlled the anime and manga industries to get people to make babies

[dasloddl]

it makes my viewing pleasures immensely better when I head canon all of my fav characters as asexual

[fisheito]

hiya l'il-- medium?...large?? Assorted Sizes-Guy

oh thanks! i could always use more spices-

. what am i supposed to do with this.

[typhzilla]

im kind of late to this trend but also ive been watching a lot of viva piñata as of late

[not-so-legendary-legendarium]

Funny Lines

Fëanor: I like whatever I can slam on my anvil!

Fingolfin: ... Do you mean beat?

Fëanor: I know what I said

(not) sorry

[zeravmeta]

Navi is the morosexual’s wet dream.

see there's an important caveat to this that I feel a lot of people miss: Navi literally spent the first 17 years of his life trapped underground with only Soroz (a giant airships AI) to raise him after narrowly escaping the genocide of his race

Like navi should be significantly more fucked up about this fact than he is and even then the moment he gets any sort of inkling/chance that there could be another Caelestite or some remnant of their technology/history he has full blown panic attacks about reaching/reclaiming it because he wants at least SOMETHING of his people so that they aren't gone together. And even further along when he learns about their dark past in how they once terrorized Astra with their psychic abilities, he's still committed to preserving them because he doesn't want this history to be forgotten and more specifically wants to redeem his people's bloodstained legacy by making a new one.

Case in point: Navi considers everyone friends and family because he desperately wanted friends and family. Soroz absolutely is irreplaceable to Navi as the being which raised him but he was legitimately paranoid about living his entire life underground without another flesh and blood person to interact with

However. it has never since occurred to Navi that to repopulate his kind he would need to. Have Sex. And even moreso the actual comedy of him not understanding romance or intent doesn't have to do with him never having been interested/never giving thought to it

Its That Hes A Fucking Mind Reading Empath

someone like azure will try to hit him with every single seduction technique known to man that has made many a man and woman swoon over her and beg her to call them a dog and navi The Guy Who Sense Emotions will be like. cmon azure dont be rude what would your girlfriend jona think if she saw you joking around like that :(. youre my friend so i know youre just messing around :). multiple characters will drop so many hints through navis dms to visit them at night or that they love him and navi The Guy Who Can Read Minds will be like What Did They Mean By This...?

An NPC in one event straight up said Navi was a canonical infamous lady-killer among multiple gossip circles in all the character factions and his response was "What? I hope not, that sounds scary..."

[beevean]

Mind control and Hypnosis

6/10. Funnily enough, I was much more into it as a kid :P (there is... a fair share of Disney movies where the villain hynpotizes the hero...) But nowadays? Not so much. I prefer when the victim is aware of what is happening :P

(and if they're not, it's more in the context of somnophilia - I know that conceptually they're similar, but I don't know, using magic in this context doesn't interest me anymore... unless there is still a degree of trust and abusing it)

[sol-consort]

I'm so sorry about my juicy, globular, earth shaped ass bouncing in the wimd, causing you to lose 3 followers 😞. That was not my intention, I was just trying to express my disappointment in you being a fake earth fan, in a calm and civil manner. I'll start filming an apology video with tears, where I'm gonna be wearing nothing but a thong and it's gonna be filmed from behind 🤞🏻.

have you tried singing it while playing the ukulele? heard it helps

[shuruzy]

Vega: ouugh i got hit by Panic i cant control my thoughts

Sorei: We're in the guildhouse

[mmuffncakes]

points to make: Greez is not there by choice Cal still gets dicked down by Bode I am using the novel as well for my choices. No I will not be taking any criticisms or questions at this time, thank you.

[honeypleasejustkillme]

[deliciousllamalamppandabanana]