#2: ...get him pregnant?

[fisheito]

hiya l'il-- medium?...large?? Assorted Sizes-Guy

oh thanks! i could always use more spices-

. what am i supposed to do with this.

[owlfluffy]

my type is hot single dads actually

[dykedvonte]

I think it says something that Jimmy absolutely destroyed the crew and ship in half the time Curly was captain. Like he couldn’t even get them past 2 full months before breaking down.

Like he really couldn’t be half the man he thought Curly was.

[bunnithechubs]

Maeve "Kitty" Allen - New and Improved!

[catbirthdays]

ill be legitimately sad but not surprised (but still disappointed) if the venom movies dont go in the same direction the comics do... like only a fake comic bro doesnt know about eddie and venom being romantically involved in the comic's canon. their love is an integral part of those stories, i dont understand why going in that direction would be a deal breaker for the movies 😭

[omegalerc]

The bump is BUMPING do u think he’s glad this weird ass season is finally over and he can finally go home and NEST and get ready for THE BABY

https://x.com/technorodrigo/status/1865722196267847819?s=46&t=3kuJpIflntq1xyG7Xbw8Sg

https://x.com/leclercsletters/status/1865713689350820172?s=46&t=3kuJpIflntq1xyG7Xbw8Sg !!!!!!!!!

LIVE CHREGNANCY UPDATE 🚨 WHAT IS UP WITH HIM OMG !!!!! HE IS LITERALLY IN PREGNANT OMEGA STANCE…

[glitterhoof]

and turbo? ugh, he loved the attention.

closeup :

[bichletmepickaname]

JUST NEED MEL AND ITS THE HOLY TRINITY

[zuayzeen]

no lube, no protection, all night, all day, in a Repulsor, on a Rhino, in the Thunder Hawk, on a Land Raider, from the crew-deck to the bridge, from the strategium to the armory, from the apothecarion to the training hall while I gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, doggy, backwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling, teeth jitterbug, mind blogging, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy

[10thmusemoon]

saw your omega yqy post and i must know, if yqy and sj had another baby after shen yuan (after they officially get together and openly COMMUNICATE about their feelings) how would that go? how would sj feel about it knowing that yqy loves him? how would yqy feel knowing (or at least suspecting) that sj is actually looking forward to their second child?

CW: omegaverse, jiuqi, 97

Despite a breeding kink definitely being present I don’t think SJ would want another kid! But that’s not how omegaverse goes so of course there would be another!

There was so much trepidation with the first child, so naturally he’s anxious at the beginning. Jealousy and hunger are such an integral part of who Shen Jiu that he is that he puts himself in a box of how he should feel, how he expects himself to act like he did the first time around. It was such a resentful and miserable time for him that he’s not looking forward to it at all.

SJ is so used to planning for the worst that the good always blindsides him.

A stable relationship means that this time around he doesn’t have to restrain himself at all. SJ can scent yqy as he wishes and bury his face in the sect leader’s neck for hours, getting drunk off the smell of a happy pregnant omega knowing “I did this, qi-ge is this happy because of Me.”

He can enjoy the changes this causes in yqy this time around instead of thinking it’s a parasite changing him into something unfamiliar.

There was a very real fear in yqy that SJ wouldn’t want anything to do with them after Shen yuan was born that just isn’t an issue this time around. Yqy would have been overly independent the first time around, partly because of not wanting to bother SJ but mostly because that’s who he is. When he tries to pull the same shit this time around SJ gets to gleefully bully yqy into resting and being spoiled. For once yqy can’t ignore him to stay up and finish more paperwork because SJ will immediately weaponize the baby’s health against him.

(SJ becomes a menace on Qian Cao peak and MQF morns the time when he knew less about his shixiongs sex life and they used to avoid medical care)

The pregnancy sex is filthy, but more body worship than degradation happening for once. (We’re not talking about the lactation kink but it’s real.) SJ looks at YQY flushed and full, pressed against a nest of the softest most expensive materials available and thinks, “I won. This is mine, mine, mine.”

Pride and smug satisfaction define the second pregnancy.

This is the life Shen Jiu was owed, all the years of hell were for this. Everyone that ever looked down on him was wrong, they would all eventually die with their aspirations on their tongues while Shen Jiu lives as a powerful immortal with a spoiled Qi-ge on his arms.

(The barefoot and pregnant omega fantasy is strong this time around and if only yqy could just stop giving a shit about the sect for two seconds to make it a reality!!)

YQY is over the moon with all this, similar to Shen Jiu there’s less restraint going on and he allows himself the full range of emotions. On more than one occasion he finds himself tearing up with a silent joy that sends SJ into panicked spirals that typically end with a flustered “we could have had this earlier if you weren’t an idiot about things!!”

Not only that but also with jealousy, he isn’t just a thing that belongs to SJ (though he is!) this time around but also someone that has just as much a claim to his beautiful husband. There is a certain smugness to his status a a powerful pregnant omega with an ethereal husband when they have meetings with outsiders. Also he fully milks (lol) his rights as an omega to have his alpha come everywhere (lol x2) with him “for his safety.”

(If YQY wasn’t the sect leader they surely would have been thrown out for public indecency.)

If with Shen Yuan SJ had been a reluctant father with his first pet, then with baby 2 he is suddenly the obnoxious show dog owner that thinks he’s better than you.

The difference is that Shen Yuan was Qi-ge’s baby, and the goodness of him was because of that association, it was the saving grace from the poison he would inherit from SJ.

Baby two is his, they’re all his, because it’s what Shen Jiu deserves. They are his victory and his pride and he radiates condescension for his superior family that he built.

(YQY is so into this baby 3 might be a given)

[3semperviirens3]

I forgot to post the actual picture omg

[svampira]

all evil bg2 party but i would rather kms than leave aerie behind

[meeks-just-wants-to-scroll]

The Twin Boys; One in Black, One in White

[the-acid-pear-art]

This was meant to be done for the cringetober prompt Crossover but life broke me as a man so I dropped out but y'all still have to see my Yap Dollar/Fiveish phone guy bc i love him...

[kebriones]

The amount of thirst I feel for Viktor machineherald cannot be overstated. I had forgotten how he's the most fuckable character to ever exist. I saw him bend over once in the new season and I blacked out for 2 days. Even his robot/evolved forms in the end were the hottest things ever. Character design has peaked with him.

[irreverentdisease]

im just posting whatever i want now. i drew these last night lawl danganronpa fixation back in full swing