#knight in the crosshares

[infoglitch]

Totally normal Rwby group chats. #2

SeaGuy: *image of jaune from behind as it was primarily focused on.. well let's just say his rather impressive posterior*

SnowQueen: 🤤

just-jaune: Neptune.. why do you have a photo of my ass?

SeaGuy: ah sorry meant to send this *image showing jaune and Neptune hanging out in vale* glad we got to hang out.. if only for a few hours until i spotted that lady.

just-jaune: Neptune. You still need to answer my question.

Replying to at|SnowQueen

just-jaune: Weiss.. why did you send that?

SnowQueen: just felt like appreciating the fine cuisine.

Replying to at|just-jaune

SeaGuy: Jaune. Please, just don't worry about it

just-jaune: first, Neptune. You're worrying me, just tell me why you have a photo of my ass. Second, Weiss, please save that for when we are alone together.. I don't need any of our friends knowing what you do to me.

SnowQueen: alright then. My lips are sealed. but genuinely why in oums name do you have a photo of Jaune's ass Neptune?

SeaGuy: ... Would you believe me if I said it was a request by velvet?

just-jaune: ok explain.

SeaGuy: I might as well just add her.

SeaGuy has added at|Chocolate-bunbun to the chat.*

SnowQueen: I'm still amazed Coco convinced her to use that name

Chocolate-bunbun: hello everyone, how are you all?

SeaGuy: feeling good

SnowQueen: doing alright.

just-jaune: I'm doing good but.. why does Neptune have a photo of my ass?

Chocolate-bunbun: oh that's easy, your ass is the closest in size to Coco, and I felt like trying to find clothes that fit her as well as having the appropriate measurements.

just-jaune:.. ok now I'm very concerned.

Chocolate-bunbun: don't worry. I have no intention to misuse it. You're all my friends and it would be far too indecent to what you're probably thinking.

just-jaune: ah ok, thanks for clearing that up.

SeaGuy: yeah. So Velvet I got a question.

Chocolate-bunbun: I'm dating Coco. I apologize Neptune but I don't exactly feel like being unfaithful. Plus your not really my type.

Chocolate-bunbun has left the group chat*

SeaGuy: damn :/

SnowQueen: you'll find the right girl eventually nep.

just-jaune: one day my friend. One day. Anyway me and Weiss gotta go.

SeaGuy: see y'all.

SnowQueen has left the group chat*

just-jaune has left the group chat*

SeaGuy: ... Man I hate being single

[brokentrafficknight]

Could you do knight in the crosshairs please and thank you

I didn't recognize this one by name so I'm hopefully not posting the entirely wrong ship lol

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

Got to ask

What does Damon “grimm slayer” scarlentina think of anyone being with velvet? (Crosshares, cinnabun, velvet knight. Those types of ships)

For as saddened as he is that his little Bun-Bun is getting to the Stage where she seriously begins considering romantic relationships, he's thrilled that she's becoming such a beautiful young woman!

So long as whoever she gets with treats her with all the love, respect, and kindness she deserves Damon will be happy! he doesn't even bother with a Shovel talk, Overtly or Submlinially! He trusts his daughters judgement!

But if they Hurt Velvet?

There is a Non-Zero chance the body is never found.

There is also a far greater Non-Zero chance that their body is found so horrifically disfigured that the only way to tell who it was is through Genetic testing.

May Cardin's luck hold that Damon never learns of his misdoings.

As for how they interact!

~~~~~ Coco: Nice ta' see you again Mr. Scarlatina! You and I both know just how safe Velvet is in my hands, Yeah?

DoomGuy: *Intensely Approves of the Relationship*

Coco: Good to hear it Big Guy!

~~~~~

Yatsu: Hello Mister Scarlatina. Has Velvet informed you of the update in our relationship?

DoomGuy: *Intensely give a singular Nod*

Yatsu: Excellent. You have my word that I'll keep Velvet as safe as I can.

DoomGuy: *Intensely Gives another Singular Nod*

~~~~~

Jaune: *Intimidated by Damon*Um- H-Hi sir! It's Meet to Nice you!

DoomGuy: ... Arc?

Jaune: Y-Yes! I am an Arc! uh- Yeah. yeah! I'm an Arc! It's why I'm at Beacon, you know to Uphold the family name?

DoomGuy: ... Your Mother owes me her Peanut-Butter-Banana Bread Recipe.

Jaune: ... OOoooookay! I will get that for you!

DoomGuy: ... I also don't want Grandkids anytime soon.

Jaune: That's fair?

DoomGuy: ... *intensely Suspicious of Jaune's amount of Siblings, but approving of the Relationship*

[shilps7]

favorite ships?

Well I have a lot of ships in the RWBY fandom, so I'll try to list them off.

Pink Spyglass/Lost Boys (Scarlet x Nolan) (My favorite), Whiterose (Ruby x Weiss), Bumbleby (Blake x Yang), Arkos (Jaune x Pyrrha), Renora (Nora x Ren), Crosshares (Coco x Velvet), Rosewick (Ruby x Roman) (Platonic due to the age gap), Nuts and Dolts (Ruby x Penny), Baked Alaska (Yang x Neo), Emercury (Emerald x Mercury), The Fox and the Hare (Fox x Velvet), Cinnabun (Velvet x Yatsuhashi), whatever Velvet x Carmine is called, Bunnyhop (Velvet x Octavia), Rain Flower (Bolin x Nadir), Leaderboard (Arslan x Reese), Leo (Arslan x Nebula), Invisible Galaxy (Nebula x Ilia), Nyang Cat (Yang x Neon), Blue nor Gold (Kobalt x Ivori), whatever Flynt x Kobalt is called, Ozglyn (Ozpin x Glynda), Seamonkeys (Sun x Neptune), Cherry Tree (Scarlet x Sage), Electric Saw (Roy x Nolan), Bronze Knight (Jaune x Brawnz), Martial Arcs (Jaune x Ren), Valkos (Nora x Pyrrha), Greek Lotus (Pyrrha x Ren), Nuts and Volts (Tyrian x Watts), Snow Pines (Oscar x Whitley), Stowaway (Sun x Scarlet) Red Sea (Scarlet x Neptune), I'll do poly ships and ships I ship outside of the RWBY fandom next time.

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Jaune: Aren't the two of you dating?

Coco: We are, and I want My Bun-Bun to be happy. It's an open relationship, there just isn't anyone I care to take on.

Jaune: Hm. Well then I guess I don't really have any reason not to.

Jaune: ...So I have to have sex with Velvet, because it's the year of the rabbit?

Coco: That's right.

Jaune: By the logic, shouldn't everyone have to sleep with her?

Coco: She requested you specifically.

Jaune: Why me?

Coco: Something about golden retriever energy.

[irismono]

The Shipping Chart Challenge Thing

Aight so I got inspiration. It's a helluva drug. Blank template for the challenge directly below, but I'm gonna run through the ships though. If I don't note the fandom it's RWBY. From left to right: Top row - Zidane x Garnet (Final Fantasy IX), Black Sun, White Rose, Snowbirds, Bumblebee. Second Row - BaeRyS (Hololive), Nuts & Dolts, ChellOS (Portal), SpecialShipping (Pokemon Adventures), Lancaster Third Row - White Knight, Pyrrha x Whitley (it's so rare it doesn't have a real name, I call it Magnets are Cool Too or MAC2), Arkos, Raphumi (The Rising of The Shield Hero), Gauntlets & Greaves. Bottom Row - Renora, Crosshares, TanKano (Demon Slayer), Baked Alaska, ChosenShipping (Pokemon Adventures)

No real rules to this. You can pick whatever ships and whatever fandoms you like. I won't judge you for your tastes. I will judge you for using the same ship multiple times, but only a little bit.

[rwbyvein]

Knight in the Crosshares: Never (Before)

Knight in the Crosshares: Never (Before)

Jaune: *sits down across from Coco*

Jaune: Velvet and I are having dinner on Friday. You are going to come.

Coco: And what makes you say that?

Jaune: *leans across the table*

Jaune (whispering): I know what relationship you have. I am not going to play the beard.

Coco: *eyes wide*

Jaune: Friday. I'll pick you two up at 5. Wear a lovely dress.

Coco: *makes to say something*

Jaune: Because - I - want to - see you - in a - dress. Is that clear?

Coco: *gulps*

Coco: *nods*

* * *

Jaune (in a suit): *knocks on the door*

Velvet: *answers the door in a lovely dress*

Jaune: *leans in to kiss her on the cheek*

Jaune: And your friend?

Velvet: *opens the door wider*

Coco (in a very fashionable evening gown): I'm here.

Coco: *tries to stand augustly, but her nervousness is clear*

Jaune: *grabs Velvet's hand and pulls her under his arm*

Jaune: *offers Coco his other hand*

Coco: *pauses for a moment before nervously taking it*

Jaune: *pulls her in under his other arm*

Jaune (to Fox and Yatsuhashi): Gentlemen.

* * *

Jaune: *pulls out a chair and seats Velvet*

Jaune: *pulls out a chair and seats Coco*

Jaune: *sits in his own chair*

Waiter: *opens a wine bottle and pours three glasses, handing them out*

Jaune: *raises his glass*

Velvet: *raises hers*

Coco: And what are we toasting?

Jaune: You will see.

Jaune: *raises his glass once again*

Coco: *nervously raises her glass*

All three take a drink.

Jaune: There is only one way... this can work.

Jaune: *looks between the two*

Coco: And I suppose you are going to tell us.

Jaune: Velvet - is - mine. And if you want to share her...

Coco: And?..

Velvet: I think you know...

Coco: *puts her cup down and leans back in her chair*

Coco: *sighs*

Coco: *picks up the glass and drinks the remainder*

Coco: *breathes deep*

Coco: You couldn't mean?..

Jaune: *looks at her with a bright, commanding smile*

Coco: *breathes deep*

Waiter: Would you care for another glass?

Coco: Please.

Waiter: *pours her another glass*

Coco: *drinks half of the wine glass and puts it back down*

Coco: And if I refuse?

Velvet: We won't be able to...

Coco: *breathes deep*

Coco: You know I don't...

Jaune: I know you never... but you are thinking too long and hard about it...

Coco: *breathes deeply*

Coco: You would be my... first...

Jaune: And I'll be happy about it.

Coco: *picks up her glass and drinks the rest*

Coco: *head leans back and breathes deep*

Coco: I can't believe you would ask me?..

Jaune: That's not a no.

Coco: No, it is not... You think you can just tell me what to do?

Jaune: Yes. *takes a drink of his wine*

Velvet: He's hard to say no to...

Velvet: *takes a sip of her wine*

Coco: You think you can just snap your fingers, and I'll doll myself up and come running.

Jaune: Yes.

Coco: *breathes deeply*

Jaune: And while you are always fabulous, I do prefer you in a dress.

Coco: *gulps*

Coco: I can't believe this is happening.

Jaune: We haven't even had dinner yet.

Coco: *looks at Velvet*

Velvet: I know him a lot better than you do, so I can completely believe what is happening. You did put up a good fight.

Coco: I did...

Velvet: I knew you would.

Velvet: *wicked smile*

Velvet: His rules for us are simple, no men other than him.

Coco: *rolls her eyes*

Coco: Not going to be a problem.

Velvet: And no women without his explicit permission.

Coco: But we can still?

Jaune: Unless I revoke your permission.

Coco: *eyes wide*

Coco: but, but?..

Jaune: If you are good, no.

Coco: *breathes deep*

Jaune: You have a... lovely... relationship...

Coco: By that smile?..

Velvet: One picture. I couldn't do more without you being okay with it.

Jaune: Which I'm sure won't be a problem any more. Let's eat our dinner, and go for a walk.

The rest of the dinner was filled with a pregnant silence, as the three tried to hide their arousal.

* * *

The three walked through the evening in Vale, the girls trailing slightly him. They walked into a park, and Jaune planted himself in the middle of a bench. The implication was clear. Velvet quickly moved over, under his arm, and Coco was shocked to find herself doing the same.

Jaune: You are always so fabulous that it's hard to believe.

Coco: *light murmurs*

Jaune: No comment?

Coco: For the first time in a... long... long time... I have nothing to say...

Jaune: *pulls her head over and kisses her on the lips*

Jaune: Far sweeter than I thought it would be.

Jaune: *pulls their heads to his shoulders*

Coco: So, when?..

Jaune: I figured I would let the tension build...

Velvet: You'll be putty in his hands.

Coco: I already feel like I am.

Jaune: Sure that's not the wine talking?

Coco: Please. I'm am quite the practiced wine drinker. All it did was help me relax.

Jaune: So, you are saying you want this?

Coco: *slowly nods*

Jaune: *kisses her head*

Jaune: Good girl.

Coco: *shudders*

[cosmicbob]

JAUNE: Look, you're both very important to me so its in everyone's best interest if you bury the hatchet and move on, ok?

COCO: ...

NEO: ...

JAUNE: I'm serious! Yes, the breakup was bad, but that was years ago. Neo is with me now and Coco is with Velvet, so everyone is a winner. Now amend!

COCO: (sigh) Fine. (holding out her hand) I'm sorry I called you a 'feral ice cream gremlin', ok??

NEO: (via telepathy thanks to Fox) And I'm sorry I called you a 'basic-ass ho with no fashion sense'

COCO: Wait, when did you call me that?!

NEO: Just now.

COCO: THAT'S IT! Runway walk-off! You and me, Neo!

VELVET: Oh bloody hell, again?

JAUNE: Some people think it's hot that my girlfriend has an ex-girlfriend, but if only they knew the truth.

[weathermanpolls]

Confession #229

[weathermanpolls]

RWBY Jaune Cup: Round 1

Prize:  Jaune Arc

Note:  The Ghost of Pyrrha is excluded, as she would win.

[wixhing0nastar]

I don't know if I’ll ever actually write about them cause I know how people feel about kid fics, but I have a somewhat extensive outline of the next-gen kids and I ship one of my OC Bumbleby kids with my OC Renora kid so hard it’s kinda funny.

[godofsexdrugsandrocknroll]

Jaune Arc: Exhibitionist

Jaune: *Coming out of bedroom completely naked* Well the good news is I think I got the last of the cum out of your lingerie, Weiss. *Holding delicate, tiny, one piece lingerie while holding it between two fingers*

Weiss: *Chokes*

Jaune: Oh come on, it’s not that... *Looks up and sees Weiss, her team, her sister, her mother, Nora and her child, Coco and Velvet and Elm all staring at him, dressed up and sitting around eating a fancy brunch*

Nora: *Covering little Freya’s eyes* No pumpkin, don’t look at Uncle Jaune’s peepee. *Glaring at Jaune*

Ruby: Oh boy, don’t look at  your male besties dick, Ruby Rose.

Willow: *Wide eyed but refusing to look at anything but her non-alcoholic coffee* Oh my.

Winter: *Bright red* A-a-ah, u-um, sister!?

Yang: *Whistles* How the hell does he fit that inside lil’ ol’ Weiss?

Blake: *Trying to cover Yang’s eyes as Yang holds her away one handedly* No, don’t look at his dick, Yang, we’re married!

Yang: *Blows raspberry, laughing*

Coco: *Puts down finger sandwich while sighing sadly*

Velvet: *Gaping*

Elm: *To Weiss* Damn girl. *Puts fist up* Respect.

Weiss: *Crimson, ignoring everybody* Jaune Schnee-Arc, what do you think you’re--coveryourselfthisinstant!

Jaune: *Still standing, staring, lingerie between two fingers*

Weiss: *Finally notices everybody else staring, blushes harder and clenches fist while shaking* You dunce! T-this isn’t what it looks like, ladies!

Yang: *Grinning smugly, eyes covered by a panting and exhausted Blake* Mhmm. We get you, Weiss. Bow-chika-wow-wow!

Weiss: *Wants the earth to swallow her whole as she now notices her mother sneaking peaks*

Jaune: *Looks from everybody, back to the bedroom he was in and speaks, genuinely baffled* How long was I in there!?

[lonesilverw0lf]

Had a dumb idea and now you all have to hear it. If we make more RWBY combos like this, we have to make the names as dumb as can be. Sure I love the shipping names of Dragonslayer, White Knight, Crosshares, etc. as much as the next guy, but these fusion names have to be the stupidest and lamest possible. For example Blake and Yang are now Blang!

Yawn: WE ARE NEITHER YANG, NOR JAUNE! WE ARE YAWN!

Blake: ...How do you guys combine and make mid?

Penny: Burn detected! Yawn should feel great shame and guilt!

Weiss: The sum of their parts are weaker than the total result!

Nora: Oh no, he's not!

Ruby: OH NO, SHE'S MID!

[narukana-chan]

Based on my blog, what do you think my RWBY ships are?

Note: The tags are just tags. All of the ships are just the ones I could think of off the top of my head.

[zerolympiustrife]

What are your RWBY ships? What are your limits?

My RWBY ships? My limits? They are...

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Dragonslayer (Jaune x Yang) (My Number One)

Arkos (Jaune x Pyrrha)

Lancaster (Jaune x Ruby)

Knightshade (Jaune x Blake)

White Knight (Jaune x Weiss)

Renora (Ren x Nora)

Gelato (Roman x Neo)

White Rose (Ruby x Weiss)

Snowbird (Qrow x Winter)

Bumbleby (Yang x Blake)

Blacksun (Sun x Blake)

Nuts and Dolts (Ruby x Penny)

Silent Knight (Jaune x Neo)

Robotic Knight (Jaune x Penny)

Scarlet Knight (Jaune x Velvet)

Crosshares (Coco x Velvet)

Martial Arcs (Jaune x Ren)

Blackguard (Jaune x Bleiss)

And certain OT3s such as Armored Dragon, War of the Roses, Gilded Rose, Stung Knight, are also my go-to.

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