#velvet Scarlatina

[nliast]

Yus, crosshares! Commission for @/moenchii

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[aliavian]

A few random interaction ideas between Teams RWBY and CFVY in Vacuo. 🥰

[chaikachi]

Team CFVY (or is it Selfie?)

[bookmarkedinstars]

I saw your headcanons, can you do headcanons for Blake, Illia and Velvet dating a human boyfriend?

Sure can :)

I like the uniquity of that suggestion/gen.

[arc-misadventures]

The Beach: Co

Jaune: Ahh... Man I needed a drink after... after all of that... But, damn a cold drink under the hot sun on the beach; This just feels perfect.

Jaune: ...

Jaune: Shame though, I would have preferred a scotch on the rocks, than some simple fruity beverage. But, we are in the public so...

"Click!"

Jaune: Hmm...? Is that camera?

"Click!"

Jaune: Oi! Who's taking photos of me without my...? C-Coco?

"Click!"

Coco: Hello, Bunny Boy, looking good there~!

Jaune: Thank you, Mocha. You're looking...?

Jaune: Like a, E-Cup?

Coco: Right on the mark, Love~!

Jaune: Okay, first off: Your tits look fantastic~!

Coco: Thank you~!

Jaune: Secondly: The hell? I thought you were a, B-Cup why the hell were you hiding those delicious looking melons?!

Coco: Because, it's hard to coordinate an outfit with, E-Cup boobs.

Jaune: ...

Jaune: True, basically everything that, Glynda wears inadvertently flaunts her breasts. But, lie to me, Mocha why wouldn't you want to flaunt those?

Coco: Because, they're for your eyes only~!

Jaune: ...

Jaune: E-Excuse me?

Coco: I also wear a binder to help me coordinate an outfits, it also helps me see my feet so I can paint my toenails with open toe high heels.

Jaune: That is true, my sister often made me paint their toenails, because they can't see over their... larger assets...

Coco: Have you now~?

Jaune: ...

Jaune: Shit... Okay, I'll do it for you, but the feet better match the hands! Because, my sisters didn't do that, and it annoys the hell out of me!

Coco: Oh, Bunny Boy, you think I wouldn't do that~?

Jaune: Of course not, you have style, Mocha~!

Coco: Oh aren't you so sweet~!

Jaune: But, why are they for my eyes only...?

Coco: Because, if a girl looks at my large chest they will feel envy, and hatred towards me for having such large assets. But, if a man looks at me, their mind will be filled with lust, and depravity. They will look at me like I am a stack of meat with fat tits. I prefer the former more than the latter.

Jaune: I can see that...

Coco: But, when it comes to you, Jaune. I want you to look at me like that. I want you to look at me with thirst, desire, lust in your eyes~! I need you to gaze upon me, and undress me with your eyes. To imagine your hands grabbing them, squeezing them in your large muscular hands. I'll admit, it's often been a fantasy of mine where you rip my shirt off, tear my bra off my body, and manhandle my tits like mounds of clay in your bare hands~!

Jaune: Oh that... fuck that's hot...

Coco: Why do you think I fantasize about it, Love~!

Jaune: But, you're gay. A lesbian. Having the hots... sexual fantasies for me, a gay... That's pretty straight of you, Coco.

Coco: Well... I'm actually bi.

Jaune: Really, you are bisexual? I've know you for years, Coco, and not once have you ever given a guy so much as sides way glance.

Coco: Okay, I'm not really, bisexual. I'm night five percent gay, but I'm five percent straight for you~!

Jaune: Five percent straight for me; Really?

Coco: Can you blame me~? We have know each other for years, you've been there for me threw thick, and thin, through broken nail to torn dress. You were the first person I came out to, and when I fear rejection, and hatred, you instead told me it was okay if I flirted with your sister~! Only a man who absolutely trusts you would let a friend date their sister.

Jaune: W-Well, I thought you, and Saphron would be a cute couple...

Coco: Well, Spahron may be cute, but she can't coordinate an outfit for the life of her. But, you can do that at the drop of a hat. You showed me how sexy I could be with even the most pathetic of outfits.

Jaune: To be fair, bar being skimpy one can't really look sexy dressed as a clown...

Coco: True. But, Jaune... I'm not five percent straight for you, Jaune. I'm in love with you, Jaune. I may flick the bean to you, Jaune, but how many people dream of waking up with their lover holding them lovingly in their arms? I dream these dreams with you, Jaune. So, would you care to live out these dreams with me, Jaune~?

Jaune: Wow... holy... That... that's certainly... okay... Are you sure you're only five percent straight for me?

Coco: Well, maybe.. six percent?

Jaune: Mocha you tease.

Coco: So... would you look like to play with my girls~? Because, I'll admit, after seeing you in a speedo, and you're 'little friend' I've been dreaming of being of you being inside me~! And, I bet you've been thinking about being sandwich between me the moment you saw them~!

Jaune: ...

Jaune: Will we do some... fashion shows, this time showing of your pretty 'little' ladies~?

Coco: As many as you want~!

Jaune: Alright, shall we go to your place, or mine.

Coco: Mine. I have a hotel room high up in a sky scrapper, I've always wanted to do on a balcony~!

Jaune: Oh, spicy~! But wait, didn't you come here with, Velvet? Won't she be upset if she catches us in the act?

Coco: Well if she does, then we'll just have to invite her in on the action~!

Jaune: There's my nighty four percent lesbian~!

Coco: So, shall we make it ninhty three percent~?

Jaune: Now that's a challenge~!

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Here's the, Coco story I mentioned about writing, @lar-mx

Link to ART

[yams-here]

A funny idea I had for a SVCP team end of Vol. 3 robot reveal moment in which their levels of surprise are "nope" "not at all" "as hard to see it coming as a raging bull"

[sirazaroff]

Girls day out 💅🛍️ 🤗

Unfortunately the best part of this was cut out cause velvets got a big ass head with bigger ears 😞

Died 2024- coco’s abs

[pilot-boi]

Jaune and Velvet fusion for @alksblog

Finally. The bunny we need. I really REALLY like how they turned out, the colors just fell so perfectly into place. Just look at them!!

Specific fusion you wanna see? [Buy Me A Ko-Fi]

[juanarc-thethird]

Sorry but I already have plans.

Jaune: *Eating breakfast*

Suddenly Team Rwby arrives for breakfast too.

Yang: Oh but look who decided to wake up early for once.

Jaune: I would have preferred a "Good morning"

Yang: Sorry~

Ruby: Since we found you here. We were thinking of going with everyone to check out that new Ramen restaurant that opened up by the park. Do you want to go?

Jaune: Sorry but I already have plans.

Weiss: Don't tell me, a new game came out.

Jaune: *Ugh!* (Not good! If this keeps up, they will think I'm an adult who act like a man child! I must act like a proper adult here...) Well... Actually... *Gulp* I'm going on a date.

At that moment all the girls of Team Rwby went numb.

Jaune: Well... I have to go so... SeeYouLater! *Runs away*

Moments later

Jaune is walking down the road, feeling a big pressure on his shoulders.

Jaune: (They're totally following me...)

Behind hime Team Rwby is watching him closely while trying, and I mean really trying, to keep themselves hidden.

Jaune: (What should I do? At this rate they'll think I lied out of a bizarre sense of pride. They'll see me as a pathetic adult!. But I still want to buy that game... and besides, I don't even have a date.)

At that moment he bumps into someone.

Jaune: Oh, sorry... Prof Goodwitch?

Glynda: Oh Jaune, what a surprise to find you here.

Meanwhile

In the kitchen today it's Penny, Pyrrha, Bleiss and Ciel's turn to clean.

Bleiss: *Jumping over and over again* Why can't I clean Jaune's mug?!

Pyrrha: *Holding the cup as high as possible* Because you’ll end up licking it!

Bleiss: Of course not!

Ciel: Can you two stop?! The faster we finish, the more time you'll have to spend with Jaune.

Suddenly Penny starts vibrating like a cell phone.

Penny: Emergency. Jaune is not available at the moment.

Ciel: What do you mean?

Penny: According to the information gathered, Jaune is on a date.

Ciel/Bleiss/Pyrrha: DATE?!!!

Meanwhile Meanwhile

In the evil's lair (Service Closet). Cinder is on the phone while Neo and Emerald are resting.

Cinder: Are you saying someone broke the truce?!

Neo: 🤨

Emerald: What happen?

Cinder: And on top of that Jaune is on a DATE?!!

At that moment the three of them become serious and begin to prepare to fight.

Cinder: That bitch is gonna pay.

Meanwhile Meanwhile Meanwhile

In a cafeteria, Neo, Reese, May and Arslan are having coffee.

*Ring, Ring!*

Neon: Hi Bleiss, were you able to get Jaune's mug?

Bleiss: Forget the mug! Code Red! Code RED!!

Neon: What are you talking about?

Bleiss: Glynda is on a date with Jaune right now!

At that moment the atmosphere became dark and heavy. And the faces of the four girls became serious.

Neon: I see

Meanwhile Meanwhile Meanwhile Meanwhile

At the park

Coco: *Sitting on a bench* What a nice day

Velvet: *Running towards Coco* Coco! Coco! Coco!!!

Coco: Wow! Calm down, what happen?

Velvet: Something terrible just happen!

Coco: *Worry* What is it?!

Velvet: Jaune is on a date with Glynda!

Coco: *Her eyes turned dark and soulless*... Excuse me?

Back with Jaune

Glyda and Jaune are walking together to their destination.

Glynda: So you're on your way to buy a game?

Jaune: Y-Yeah. (Is she going to judge me because I play video games?)

Glynda: It's good that you have a method to de-stress after your missions.

Jaune: You don't think it's bad to play video games at my age?

Glynda: Why should I? Everyone has their own methods, for me it's knitting, believe it or not. So I don't see anything wrong with you playing video games.

Jaune: *Hugs her* Professor!!!

Glynda: *Worry* Jaune?!

In the distance you could hear the voice of a very angry girl.

Bleiss: Code Black! CODE BLACK!!!

[craziechwiv]

Ren: *Walks over to where Jaune's workout at* Hey Jaune, I got a question for you.

Jaune: *Finishing a pushup before getting up* Hm? What's up Ren?

Ren: *Looks at the card given to him, then back up at Jaune* First off, I'm so sorry.

Jaune: Huh?

Ren: Which do you prefer; Breasts, Ass, Thighs, Affection, Personality, or all of the above?

Jaune: ....Why-

Ren: *Whispers* Look at the entrance but don't make it obvious.

Jaune: *Looks over to see team RWBY+ others watching them * Ah...you got a pen?

~~~~~~~~~~

Ren: Alright I got your answers.

Weiss: Well, what are you waiting for?! Hurry up and read them!

Ren: Right, right. The answers are. Breasts-

Yang: HAH I KNEW IT!

Ren: Breasts go to Yang.

Yang: Wait what?

Ren: Thighs go to Ruby or Harriet.

Ruby: Huh?! Why not only me?!

Harriet: Hehe, you're not the only one with 'squish' rosebud.

Ren: Ass goes to Blake or Coco.

Coco: Damn right it does!

Blake: Okay I can understand Coco, but why me also?

Yang: Cuz that 'cake' you got us lethal of choking someone out!

Blake: *Flustered* Yang!

Ren: Affection is Nora or Velvet

Nora: Aww yeah! Up top Bunny!

Velvet: *High fives Nora back* Woo!

Ren: Personality is Weiss.

Weiss: He- He couldn't think of anything else?!

Ren: Trust me, it was either you or Jessica.

Weiss: I- erm...fine. I'll take it, but I won't be happy.

Ruby: So that's everyone right?

Ren: Not quite.

Weiss: Huh? What else is there?

Ren: And all of the above is...Penny.

RWBY+RNCVH: *They all turn to face Penny*

Penny: *Waves at them* 😁

Ruby: Yeah, I can see why.

Yang: No contest there.

Velvet: She's adorable even without trying...

Harriet: A tactical genius through and through.

Weiss: I guess I can take the loss at that.

Nora: Yeah...so Renny no hard feelings about, 'all this', right?

Ren: Oh of course. More so over what Jaune named me.

Nora: What are you?

Ren: Bromance option one.

[howlingday]

Jaune: (Whacked in the head)

Coco: Jaune... How many feet are you from Velvet?

Jaune: Um... Not enough?

Coco: Not enough. Good morning, Bun-Bun.

Velvet: Um, good morning, Coco.

Fox: Don't tell me you're trying to get into the whole "Jaune Harem" thing.

Coco: Of course not! But I don't want Velvet to get involved, either. Whatever is going on around Jaune isn't worth it. Do you know how many girls I've caught climbing around our dorm to get to his?

Jaune: What are you guys talking about?

Velvet: You mean you haven't noticed the large amount of girls crawling around your dorm, both inside AND outside of it?

Jaune: Hm... Well...

Ruby: (Inside the walls) Do you think he's onto us?

Blake: (Inside the ceiling) No! That's impossible! We're masters of stealth!

Pyrrha: (Outside the window) Everyone, shut up and make bird noises! KA-KAW~!

Ruby: UM- UH- M-MOO?

Yang: (Inside the closet) Aw, you totally nailed it, Ruby! You're the best bird! Argh! You're so pretty and smart~!

[howi99]

A Knight second chance 9

Blake: *glaring daggers at Jaune*

Ren: ... Jaune, what did you do?

Jaune: *shrug* I stated the obvious. *Point to the cat ears* It's not like she even TRIED hiding her identity. *Doing a little wave at her, with a smile*

Blake: *looking furious*

Ren: ... But why the antagonisms?

Jaune: If i told you it keeps her from thinking about running away from here, you'd believe me?

Ren: ... Does it have anything to do with what happened at the docks?

Jaune: ... No?

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Team RWBY: *arriving at the docks after Blake was "forced" to explained her backstory to her team*

Blake: What the-

Jaune: *speaking with one of the White Fang which is already in handcuffs* Oh don't get me wrong, i don't like the SDC one bit, but-

Ruby: *perplexed to see her friend here* Jaune?

Jaune: *turning to see them* Oh, hey gang!

Yang: *looking at the bunch of White Fangs being arrested by the police* What... Happened here?

Jaune: *shrug* They tried stealing a shipment of Dust. And hey, i'm the first person to say that the SDC suck-

Weiss: Hey!

Jaune: *smiling* Weiss, your father is the main reason why Vacuo is dirt poor. And they refuse to send dust to Menagerie.

Weiss: *pointing at the faunus on the ground* Because of them!

Blake: *frowning at Weiss*

Weiss: *rolling her eyes* The terrorist, not the faunus.

Jaune: *taking a pamphlet from his pocket* Actually, the embargo debuted BEFORE the White Fang was even a thing. So it's totally because of segregation, Weiss.

Weiss: B-but-

Jaune: *cuting her with a smile* Anyway, that's not important for now. What's important is that the situation was de-escalated and that nobody was hurt.

Blake: How!?

Jaune: ... I called the authorities? *Shaking his head* Blake, they are civilians, not trained soldiers. Heck, it wasn't even hard to explain to them that if they cooperated, they wouldn't be tried as terrorists, but as thieves.

Black: *who had a "perfect" speach ready* Uh!?

Grunt: ... He also knocked out most of our heavy hitters while WALKING to them with a smile. And we were shooting him! So uh... Yeah, we aren't dealing with that.

Yang: That's badass.... *Smirk* And frightening.

Jaune: *Sigh* It also hurts like a bitch. *Chuckle* I wouldn't recommend it. *Picking up one of the guns* The only reason it worked was because they were using subsonic ammunitions of 9mm.

Grunt: *sigh* The guy, Roman, said it was for discretion. If it wasn't of that, we would have been fine.

___________________________________________

Ren: You did steal her moment, no?

Jaune: *shrug* Meh, it's not like that's going to be the last time... Also, duck.

Ren: *perplexed* Duck? *Get hit behind the head by a creampie Blake tried to throw at Jaune* !?

Silence in the cafeteria

Nora: *jumping on the table* I'LL AVENGE YOU! *Throwing a fish at Yang by mistake* Oops...

Yang: *her semblance activating with a grin* FOOD WAR!!!

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Velvet: *under a table with Coco and Russel* You want Coco expertise?

Russel: Yeah!

Coco: ... Your team did bully V, why should i help you?

Velvet: *frowning* Coco, Russel's a good guy. And even the rest of his team aren't really that bad. *Sigh* Cardin was mainly angry because the white fang kept attacking his mother's store.

Coco: ... *Sigh* You are too good, V. *Looking at Russel* What do you want?

Russel: W-well, i-

Dove: *taking cover* Oh, hi you Velvet. You were still interested in coming to the arcade with us?

Velvet: *smiling* Hey Dove and yes! But i was wondering if my team could come?

Dove: Don't see why not. *Cardin falls next to him* Hey big guy, Velvet wants to know if she can bring her friends with her to the arcades?

Cardin: *shaking off the food from his head* Uh? *Looking at Velvet with a slight blush* Oh uh, yeah, sure. *Picking up a plate as a shield, going back into the melee*

Dove: *looking for a "weapon", picking up a breadstick and following his leader*

Coco: uh... They do seem a lot nicer. *Looking back at Russel* So back to my help.

Russel: *picking up invitations to a nice restaurant from his pocket* W-well i was planning to ask my girlfriend out, but i don't really have anything nice to wear and-

Coco: Say less, i'll help you out.

Russel: *smiling* Thank you! Now if you excuse me *picking food for the fight* My team needs me! *Leave the cover to follow his friends*

Coco: ... By the way, the big guy totally has a crush on you.

Velvet: Pfft, Cardin? That's ridiculous!

Coco: Uh-huh, if you say so.

[aliavian]

She had a plan; unfortunately it wasn’t a great plan. But it was the only plan they got. 😂

[blessedsage99]

i've been thinking about The Weeping Hearts like all week ungh

friendship w weiss and coco was so peak im literally never recovering

some implied whiterose and crosshares... as a treat ofc.... dies

[reashot]

Tis' The Season.

Wolf Ruby: Woof! Woof! Woof! 🐺

Velvet: *Scared whimpering*

Ruby: Get down here you little slut! Get down so I can tear your limb from limb for smelling like that! ☠️

Velvet: Help someone. Please help me. Ruby has gone feral!

Ruby: Who are you calling feral you dumb bunny!? Why I ought ta.... Arf? 🐕

*picks up Ruby like the naughty puppy she is*

Jaune: Ruby! What's gotten into you?

Ruby: It's all her fault. She smells like a whore in heat!

Jaune: Ruby. Language!

Ruby: *whimpers* I-I'm sorry Jaune but my nose is sensitive and her whorish scent keeps triggering my hunting instinct.

Jaune: Okay that's it, Ruby you need to go right now.

*carry Ruby in his arms*

I'm sorry Velvet. I'll make sure it won't happen again.

Velvet: You better keep your hound on a leash!

Ruby: Great idea, cunt. Jaune, I would love to wear a softer collar while you put me on a leash. 🐶

Jaune: Ah, ha, ha... Nice joke, Ruby. So funny... We gotta get out of here.

Velvet: Wait, Jaune. Before you go do you want to meet up sometimes later. Maybe alone? 💕

Jaune: Oh, okay Velvet. Maybe after I give Ruby some snacks and her naps.

Ruby: *growl*

Faunus Mating Season Arc Begin.

[arc-misadventures]

It Was That Easy?!

Jaune, and Coco:

~~~

Velvet: That was fucking it?!!

Coco: Yeah...

Velvet: You two have been dancing around each other for months! And, what finally gets you two to start dating was the fact that you two wouldn't hang out as much if you started dating other people?!

Coco: Yes...?

Velvet: We tried to set you up for months! A simple conversation got you together?!

Coco: You tried to set me up?

Velvet: We locked you in a closet!

Coco: Oh, I remember that closet... That was quite cramped...

Velvet: The time we stole all his clothes so you would walk in on him naked!

Coco: My man looks like a marble statue. Mmmh~! Those abbs~!

Velvet: The tickets you gave you guys to go to that resort in, Vaccuo! You two were all alone, and you didn't do anything?!

Coco: We defiantly had plenty of beach suit fashion shows. For the record: Speedos do not word on, Jaune. That bulge... I have various mixed feelings after seeing that...

Velvet: We spiked your food!

Coco: You spiked our food?!

Velvet: There was faunas grade aphrodisiacs in your food! And, nothing happened?!

Coco: Wait, was that in the fish dish you made us. Because we had the runs after eating that.

Velvet: All that planning, all that work, all our scheming, and none of that work?!

Coco: Sorry...?

Velvet: That's it! You're going to the closet!

Coco: What?

~~~

Velvet: Get in there!

Coco: Whoa hey, Vel, what are you...?! Ooph!

Jaune: Uhh... Hey, Coco...?

Coco: Jaune...?

Velvet: This time you better do it!

Nora: Or, I'll spike your food again!

(Slam!)

Jaune: ...?

Coco: ...?

Jaune: So... I take it, Velvet let you know about her schemes to get us together too right?

Coco: Yeah, apparently she was the reason why were locked in a closet for the first time. And, she stole all your clothes so I would walk in on you naked. Got us those tickets so we could stay at that resort. And, she spiked out food.

Jaune: Oh, it was , Velvet who did that. Nora told me a different story about what she did.

Coco: What did she do?

Jaune: That resort we were staying at actually had two beds in it, Nora some how got rid of one of them.

Coco: What? The bed was made into the wall; How did she do that?

Jaune: Best not ask. She actually go that distress call from when we got stuck in the cabin in the mountain.

Coco: She did?

Jaune: Yeah, she wanted us to... mingle to stay warm before she rescued us the next day.

Coco: Posing naked in furs was certainly a way to mingle...

Jaune: And, she spiked our food...

Coco: And, after she learned that we got together because we didn't want to stop hanging out, she shoved you in the closet as well...

Jaune: Yeah... And, while i wouldn't mind us having some fun here in the closet~!

Coco: Oh, really~?

Jaune: But, they put us in the wrong closet...

Coco: Eh?

Jaune: It's too cramped, I can't move...

Coco: Grr... come one. I can...?! Grrrr...! I'm stuck too...

Jaune: Can you reach my scroll?

Coco: Nope, my hands our stuck here feeling up your broad chest~! You?

Jaune: Maybe...? Let's see if I can... Ahh found it! Uhh... Password?

Coco: 0-2-2-4.

Jaune: Okay... Calling...? Glynda...

Coco: Good choice.

Glynda: Hello, Coco do you need something?

Coco: Hi, Triple G! Uhhh... So, Jaune, and I started dating...

Glynda: You two started dating?!

Coco: Yes... and...?!

Glynda: Fucking finally!

Coco: ...

Jaune: ...

Coco: We should have started dating months ago...

Jaune: Yeah...