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Jessica: (blushing really badly) Oh! Um, th-thank you, Jaune!

Coco: I don't know how he did it, Velv. He has zero rizz and his fashion game is a nightmare and yet somehow he pulled a cutie shortstack Latina.

Jaune: *thinking* quick Jaune, think of something romantic to say!

Jaune: You're the reason I wake up with a boner every morning.

Jaune: *Thinking* Why the fuck did I say that!?

(Imagine your Jaune OTP)

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Seeing as you headcanon the Rose/Xiao Long sisters as being country girls, and me being an amateur equestrian, would you say that the two probably know how to ride?

Yes, but I think Yang would be more proficient than Ruby. And not just because I want Yang to sing "Save a horse, ride a Huntress!" to Blake.

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Poor Yang. She's missing her wife while stuck with divorcing Martial Arcs.

Confession #441

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Not to mention in another instance (canon or not, be damned!!) he just meets this girl, finds out she has some kind of magic space ring, barely knows her and decides "Yup, I'll help her!"

And then when she has a panic attack, he not only talks her down from the proverbial edge BUT helps her discover her Semblance.

In this house, we respect Jaune.

Something about how the first person Jaune saved was Cardin and the most recent person he saved was Neo.

See, receiving this from an avid Silent Knight shipper makes this read like you’re implying Jaune had a crush on Cardin. Which honestly I’m still here for

But it’s about how he’s willing to save and protect even those that have hurt him. I honestly believe that even though Cinder has done so much to fuck with him, if he saw how Salem treated her then he’d be willing to help even her

It’s just who he is

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"would you kiss any of your mutuals" i would let any of my mutuals fuck my face if they asked

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Shit I forgot I have the word Diddy in my username. I should probably change that

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The Black Templars and Imperial Fists definitely

The Space Marines from Warhammer have evil autism!

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VELVET: Have you ever eaten a date?

COCO: Usually not till the second or third time as I like to save that for a special moment.

VELVET: I meant the fruit, you horny Shelia, the bloody fruit!

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CHAIN. WALLETS

We're BACK, baby!

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Coco really needs to be Yang's Lesbian Senpai in Vacuo. The Gay Yoda to her Baby Gay Luke Skywalker.

"Mmm, kiss girls, you do. A lesbian, you are. Teach you the ways of the lesbian, I must."

How about I double the amount of funky lesbians at pride? 🏳️‍🌈@/sirazaroff

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Everyone doing the slow, badass walk down the hallway and there is Ally running a full-on sprint like they're a NFL linebacker about to blitz the fuck out of a poor unsuspecting QB.

Ok but can we talk about Ally just full on bolting down the hallway

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Everyone else was playing checkers, but Ally out there playing chess. Watching them essentially RP as Brennan reminds me of that viral video where a group of people are playing Among Us, but the rule was you had to name your character after a color but it couldn't be the actual color your character was. And in voice chat, you could only refer to the character's name and not their color or the person who was playing them.

Ally Beardsley woke up and chose violence against one man specifically and they didn’t even know if he was in the building

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Jessica: Did you stay up all night watching samurai movies again?

Jaune, crying: Yes.

Jessica: Did he die because he was burdened by the very code he lives for again?

Jaune, voice breaking into a sob: Yes...!

Jessica, hugging him tight and stroking his hair: Wanna watch The Iron Giant?

Jaune, sniffling: Yeah.