cosmicbob

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Shit I forgot I have the word Diddy in my username. I should probably change that

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The Black Templars and Imperial Fists definitely

The Space Marines from Warhammer have evil autism!

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VELVET: Have you ever eaten a date?

COCO: Usually not till the second or third time as I like to save that for a special moment.

VELVET: I meant the fruit, you horny Shelia, the bloody fruit!

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CHAIN. WALLETS

We're BACK, baby!

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Coco really needs to be Yang's Lesbian Senpai in Vacuo. The Gay Yoda to her Baby Gay Luke Skywalker.

"Mmm, kiss girls, you do. A lesbian, you are. Teach you the ways of the lesbian, I must."

How about I double the amount of funky lesbians at pride? 🏳️‍🌈@/sirazaroff

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Everyone doing the slow, badass walk down the hallway and there is Ally running a full-on sprint like they're a NFL linebacker about to blitz the fuck out of a poor unsuspecting QB.

Ok but can we talk about Ally just full on bolting down the hallway

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Everyone else was playing checkers, but Ally out there playing chess. Watching them essentially RP as Brennan reminds me of that viral video where a group of people are playing Among Us, but the rule was you had to name your character after a color but it couldn't be the actual color your character was. And in voice chat, you could only refer to the character's name and not their color or the person who was playing them.

Ally Beardsley woke up and chose violence against one man specifically and they didn’t even know if he was in the building

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Jessica: Did you stay up all night watching samurai movies again?

Jaune, crying: Yes.

Jessica: Did he die because he was burdened by the very code he lives for again?

Jaune, voice breaking into a sob: Yes...!

Jessica, hugging him tight and stroking his hair: Wanna watch The Iron Giant?

Jaune, sniffling: Yeah.

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AI is a heresy most foul. PURGE IT!

You want to see the most fucking awful rejection email I've gotten so far? It came in today.

I think Ai should fucking burn in hell.

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Today's Mother's Day somewhere, and today's one of those days in which my Neo would visit the Vanille's pantheon to vandalize Carmel Vanille's grave- and Jimmy's while she's at it

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Gamer Neo when she's playing a Soulsbourne and suddenly the huge baddie she thought she just barely beat gets a second big-ass health bar.

I saw these headphones and had to edit them on my Neo LMAO

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This made HBK lose his smile

Customer: (not on record) DMV: BOY TOY SEXUAL REFERENCE Verdict: DENIED

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This made HBK lose his smile

Customer: (not on record) DMV: BOY TOY SEXUAL REFERENCE Verdict: DENIED

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google please stop showing me sex ads. i know there are desperate sluts in my area, i have a mirror